03x03 - The Good, the Bad and the Lucky
Posted: 06/25/23 16:21
[Music]
i'll never forget that morning
that terrible morning when disaster
struck
[Music]
hey pal
mom told me what happened
really sorry
oh
pete
death
is a part of life you know that
oh hey hey hey you remember when you
accidentally laminated snipper mom's
parrot
oh i'm sorry i'm just trying to cheer
you up
i know
it's just there was still so much stuff
we wanted to do
and now
it's dead
i know what you're thinking
how can a penny die
easy when it's a lucky two-headed penny
pete's penny was the ultimate good luck
charm
strong enough to rescue him from over
carbonated cherry splurge
[Applause]
powerful enough to ward off evil mutants
armed with cold w*r weaponry
[Music]
but that morning
pete knew the spleen sucking truth it's
dead pete
it's out of luck
are you sure
yeah
i'm sure
[Music]
have you picked me
[Music]
yes
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
this is the story of a kid and his penny
no ordinary kid no ordinary penny
unfortunately
luck had run out for both of them
it all started for pete with a sudden
outbreak
of back hair
and continued for 17 straight days of
natural catastrophes
and man-made disasters pardon me
may i have this punch
until finally pete knew it was time for
his once lucky penny to have a burial at
sea
don't drop it pete please don't drop it
chuck it pete
then we can hear the plunky sound when
it hits the bottom
no
pete you're gonna recharge it like a
battery
i can
do burps taste like hot dogs
mine do
we're charging a lucky penny is easy all
you got to do is have a train run it
over
really
that is a bunch of crud it is not
and i know the perfect place then train
tracks nearest medley ravine smedly
ravine that's 10 miles away how are we
supposed to get there
leave that to me
[Music]
now in case you didn't know smedley
ravine was in glurt county 10.2 miles
away to be exact
but fortunately for pete
the ravine was also near the plate smith
the repair shop for people with metal
plates in their head like our mom
pete knew there was no way mom would
take him there to penny the tracks
so he didn't bother to ask her
shh
you're upsetting spirits sorry you know
when crab scouts we have a word for this
lame-o
monica would you please i know i gotta
believe right
no you gotta get off my lucky smock
once her smock was set free known as set
free the good luck spirits it was an
ancient ritual passed down from the old
country
somewhere near milwaukee
[Music]
i made that part up
after the train flattens it all we gotta
do is look for the scrape when we come
back tomorrow
tomorrow good one
um pete
the only train that runs on these tracks
is the midnight special
we gotta come back tomorrow tomorrow
but i'm all out of luck
what'll i do till then
just lay low
[Music]
have a seat
carrot head
meet pit stain my brother's arch enemy a
glandular freak dedicated to destroying
the kid who gave him his nickname
this must be my lucky day right scab
socket
mint
shove it in your armpit pit stain
we all have our problems wriggly mine
happens to be glandular
yours happens to be my fist
hi i'm stu benedict bus driver and
you're
sweating all over me
it's his glands it is not
it's just unseasonably warm today
i think the weather's perfect
for you to take a
[Music]
going i'm hike
but the day is young wrigley
so young
oh yeah once the midnight special
flattens my penny my luck will be back
and you'll be sweating b*ll*ts
we'll see about that
you saved my butt still it's on the
timing pete that's why some men are men
and some men are
bus drivers
yeah
well thanks
look pal there's something you should
know
pennying a track is against the law it's
destroying government property
i'll risk it it's worth it
fair enough
so i guess it won't bother you when the
train derails
flipping off the track
exploding into a fireball
ripping into twisted hot steel
not to mention lost luggage no
yes
gotta get that penny
[Music]
yeah
yeah that's right
i gotta get that penny you don't
actually believe in that luck stuff do
you i do if wrigley does
and he's been lucky till now
but if i get the penny i'll have the
luck
and wrigley
it'll be crispy duck
hey i made a rhyme
buster up you guys we got a train to
catch
onward
you know i heard that when a trained
rail the g-force takes the people and
turns them inside out is that wicked or
what oh no
maybe you should have told us that
before pete penny's track
nag
i can't believe it
at midnight that train's gonna go flying
and it's all because of me
don't worry p we'll get there on time
besides i'm like a good luck force field
i'm wearing my lucky hat my lucky
shoelaces my lucky candy necklace and
my lucky underwear
pete you don't need luck you need this
the viper
be careful it could
strike at any moment
right now the viper's built-in range
action compass is telling us to walk
magnetic north we should reach the
ravine at 10 o'clock plenty of time
right right
and i brought food so we won't go hungry
right right and we have all night
because we told our parents we were
sleeping at wayne's house right right
i'd rather eat a chocolate covered dust
buddy than sleep at wayne's house
guys wait up for me
hey guys wait up this is mate wayne
guys come on wait up
say hello to wayne pardue also known as
wayne the pain
talk about lousy luck it's me wayne
geez louise
am i glad i caught you
hey i heard you guys were sleeping over
my house tonight
man
this is gonna be a solid day salad is a
rock like your head
so
what do you want to do to the sleepover
uh you wouldn't be into it you know
we're just gonna
look for a penny super genius i'm in
oh wait let's see what i got
a crib star 2000 flashlight
it's a picture of a frogman on the box
using a thousand feet of water but
it's good just for seeing stuff in the
dark too
you guys didn't bring one
did you
way way
[Applause]
listen up
this is it
no turning back
not till we find my penny
deal
deal
oh one more thing
last one there's a blood blister
laugh while you can stink fist
because by midnight
you'll be crying
[Music]
for the first few hours none of the
night crawlers seemed too worried
sure the penny was still miles away
and sure hundreds of lives were in their
hands but for a while
none of that mattered
monica kept the moving magnetic north
nona kept the bad luck spirits at bay
and as for wayne i think you didn't know
except for alaska
alabama
arizona and idaho
ohio is the only state that begins and
ends with a vowel
really wow
hey guys i know a shortcut through the
golly it's that way
hey princess lucky underpants
let's go
hold your horses i'm tying a lucky knot
a twist and a tuck means good good luck
[Music]
so off they went
hoping to head off a train wreck
little did they know that they were on
their way to their own disaster
it's not just that nona forgot about the
food
as they made their way toward the ravine
there was somebody out there who hadn't
forgot about them
ladybug ladybug
fly away home
[Laughter]
remind me to do that to wriggly when i
catch him
that's the five the ten the twenty bob
this kid can bring him to the super bowl
this kid could really make it this kid
could go all the
[Music]
timeout
sorry i'm just hungry when i get hungry
i get hyper dr kleinwalker says that's
it with my blood core puzzles he said
the court again
no not
give mr hyper something to eat
okay
[Music]
uh
i can't
don't even say it
okay you lost the food
what about my core puzzles
all right
everybody
just calm down we'll be okay
you guys probably wouldn't have liked
what i brought anyway
[Music]
you simply must try the lobster it is d
vine
by dusk it was official my brother's
lousy luck was back and making up for
lost time
bite me sideways this can't be the right
way
sorry pete it's hard to navigate when
you're starving to death
i said i was sorry and if it's such a
big problem monica why don't you go find
us some food good idea i see some right
now
no it's my lucky candy necklace i am so
sick and tired of hearing lucky this and
lucky that why don't you take your lucky
necklace stuff it down your lucky mouth
before i push you down this lucky hill
and make you poop in your lucky
underpants
[Music]
hawk
i hear the call of the hungry luckless
crybabies
[Applause]
[Music]
mint
nobody talks that way about my lucky
underpants my viper
it's gone i rip your hair
hold it
[Music]
mint
[Music]
pit stain
maybe we should go home now
uh-uh
we made a pledge wayne we're not
stopping till we get my penny
i'll get you there pete
promise
[Music]
let's go
it didn't take a two-headed abe lincoln
to figure out that if pete didn't get
his penny before pit stain
his life was gonna derail
but unfortunately
pete wasn't only out of luck
he was running out of daylight
and almost
out of time
[Music]
monica
which way
um north
that way
sure
yeah
ap
i got this idea you know where i act as
a decoy and i split off and run all the
way home wayne i don't have time for
this you gotta keep going or else people
are going to die
oh
did you check the batteries before you
left wayne
pete we can still make it to the ravine
no
we can't
we're lost
i'm blind without my compass
can't you navigate by the stars or
something
i haven't gotten that merit badge yet
i'm sorry i let you down
[Music]
i can't believe this is happening
all those people
[Applause]
[Music]
yeah
the yellow ones taste like summer
i'll hold on to it
for luck
[Music]
they gotta be this way hurry
you guys stay here this is my problem
i'm the one he wants
puff beans
i'm going with you
yeah we're in this thing together not me
i'm going home
wait
are you passing the five the ten
the twenty
[Music]
you found it
touchdown
my penny
wrong
my penny
over my dead body you freak my
associates could arrange that
hair net
drawstring
from now on wrigley
you're gonna feel what it's like to be
unlucky
look
this isn't about luck anymore
if i don't get that penny then that
train is going to derail flip off the
track and explode into a fireball
no
i knew i should have brought my camera
[Music]
hello
[Music]
hey
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
i got it i got it
better luck next time
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
with the power vested in me by the
wellsville busing and transit authority
you're under bus arrest
how'd you know we were here
just passing by right place right time
for you
wrong place wrong time on the bus
hey stew
how come the train didn't derail
must be pete's lucky day
[Music]
hey betsy
penny for your thoughts
here's one for free
i know where you live
it turns out that stu was right
because at that moment my brother never
felt luckier
and not just because of a penny
[Music]
thanks for standing by me
you know
i don't think i need this anymore
what are you talking about it's your
lucky petty
and it's totally recharged
i know
there are some things you need more than
luck
they all knew what pete meant
it was something they couldn't put into
words
but then
they didn't have to let's go home
yeah
you guys still want to sleep over my
house
[Music]
sure wayne
i like that
yeah me too
super genius
and maybe tomorrow night we can stay one
of your houses man that would be solid
so who wants to go next oh i know we go
alphabetically wait a minute
[Music]
i think we might need this
but if you don't want to go after
vaguely we could go counterclockwise
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
tell me
[Music]
oh
[Music]
i'll never forget that morning
that terrible morning when disaster
struck
[Music]
hey pal
mom told me what happened
really sorry
oh
pete
death
is a part of life you know that
oh hey hey hey you remember when you
accidentally laminated snipper mom's
parrot
oh i'm sorry i'm just trying to cheer
you up
i know
it's just there was still so much stuff
we wanted to do
and now
it's dead
i know what you're thinking
how can a penny die
easy when it's a lucky two-headed penny
pete's penny was the ultimate good luck
charm
strong enough to rescue him from over
carbonated cherry splurge
[Applause]
powerful enough to ward off evil mutants
armed with cold w*r weaponry
[Music]
but that morning
pete knew the spleen sucking truth it's
dead pete
it's out of luck
are you sure
yeah
i'm sure
[Music]
have you picked me
[Music]
yes
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
this is the story of a kid and his penny
no ordinary kid no ordinary penny
unfortunately
luck had run out for both of them
it all started for pete with a sudden
outbreak
of back hair
and continued for 17 straight days of
natural catastrophes
and man-made disasters pardon me
may i have this punch
until finally pete knew it was time for
his once lucky penny to have a burial at
sea
don't drop it pete please don't drop it
chuck it pete
then we can hear the plunky sound when
it hits the bottom
no
pete you're gonna recharge it like a
battery
i can
do burps taste like hot dogs
mine do
we're charging a lucky penny is easy all
you got to do is have a train run it
over
really
that is a bunch of crud it is not
and i know the perfect place then train
tracks nearest medley ravine smedly
ravine that's 10 miles away how are we
supposed to get there
leave that to me
[Music]
now in case you didn't know smedley
ravine was in glurt county 10.2 miles
away to be exact
but fortunately for pete
the ravine was also near the plate smith
the repair shop for people with metal
plates in their head like our mom
pete knew there was no way mom would
take him there to penny the tracks
so he didn't bother to ask her
shh
you're upsetting spirits sorry you know
when crab scouts we have a word for this
lame-o
monica would you please i know i gotta
believe right
no you gotta get off my lucky smock
once her smock was set free known as set
free the good luck spirits it was an
ancient ritual passed down from the old
country
somewhere near milwaukee
[Music]
i made that part up
after the train flattens it all we gotta
do is look for the scrape when we come
back tomorrow
tomorrow good one
um pete
the only train that runs on these tracks
is the midnight special
we gotta come back tomorrow tomorrow
but i'm all out of luck
what'll i do till then
just lay low
[Music]
have a seat
carrot head
meet pit stain my brother's arch enemy a
glandular freak dedicated to destroying
the kid who gave him his nickname
this must be my lucky day right scab
socket
mint
shove it in your armpit pit stain
we all have our problems wriggly mine
happens to be glandular
yours happens to be my fist
hi i'm stu benedict bus driver and
you're
sweating all over me
it's his glands it is not
it's just unseasonably warm today
i think the weather's perfect
for you to take a
[Music]
going i'm hike
but the day is young wrigley
so young
oh yeah once the midnight special
flattens my penny my luck will be back
and you'll be sweating b*ll*ts
we'll see about that
you saved my butt still it's on the
timing pete that's why some men are men
and some men are
bus drivers
yeah
well thanks
look pal there's something you should
know
pennying a track is against the law it's
destroying government property
i'll risk it it's worth it
fair enough
so i guess it won't bother you when the
train derails
flipping off the track
exploding into a fireball
ripping into twisted hot steel
not to mention lost luggage no
yes
gotta get that penny
[Music]
yeah
yeah that's right
i gotta get that penny you don't
actually believe in that luck stuff do
you i do if wrigley does
and he's been lucky till now
but if i get the penny i'll have the
luck
and wrigley
it'll be crispy duck
hey i made a rhyme
buster up you guys we got a train to
catch
onward
you know i heard that when a trained
rail the g-force takes the people and
turns them inside out is that wicked or
what oh no
maybe you should have told us that
before pete penny's track
nag
i can't believe it
at midnight that train's gonna go flying
and it's all because of me
don't worry p we'll get there on time
besides i'm like a good luck force field
i'm wearing my lucky hat my lucky
shoelaces my lucky candy necklace and
my lucky underwear
pete you don't need luck you need this
the viper
be careful it could
strike at any moment
right now the viper's built-in range
action compass is telling us to walk
magnetic north we should reach the
ravine at 10 o'clock plenty of time
right right
and i brought food so we won't go hungry
right right and we have all night
because we told our parents we were
sleeping at wayne's house right right
i'd rather eat a chocolate covered dust
buddy than sleep at wayne's house
guys wait up for me
hey guys wait up this is mate wayne
guys come on wait up
say hello to wayne pardue also known as
wayne the pain
talk about lousy luck it's me wayne
geez louise
am i glad i caught you
hey i heard you guys were sleeping over
my house tonight
man
this is gonna be a solid day salad is a
rock like your head
so
what do you want to do to the sleepover
uh you wouldn't be into it you know
we're just gonna
look for a penny super genius i'm in
oh wait let's see what i got
a crib star 2000 flashlight
it's a picture of a frogman on the box
using a thousand feet of water but
it's good just for seeing stuff in the
dark too
you guys didn't bring one
did you
way way
[Applause]
listen up
this is it
no turning back
not till we find my penny
deal
deal
oh one more thing
last one there's a blood blister
laugh while you can stink fist
because by midnight
you'll be crying
[Music]
for the first few hours none of the
night crawlers seemed too worried
sure the penny was still miles away
and sure hundreds of lives were in their
hands but for a while
none of that mattered
monica kept the moving magnetic north
nona kept the bad luck spirits at bay
and as for wayne i think you didn't know
except for alaska
alabama
arizona and idaho
ohio is the only state that begins and
ends with a vowel
really wow
hey guys i know a shortcut through the
golly it's that way
hey princess lucky underpants
let's go
hold your horses i'm tying a lucky knot
a twist and a tuck means good good luck
[Music]
so off they went
hoping to head off a train wreck
little did they know that they were on
their way to their own disaster
it's not just that nona forgot about the
food
as they made their way toward the ravine
there was somebody out there who hadn't
forgot about them
ladybug ladybug
fly away home
[Laughter]
remind me to do that to wriggly when i
catch him
that's the five the ten the twenty bob
this kid can bring him to the super bowl
this kid could really make it this kid
could go all the
[Music]
timeout
sorry i'm just hungry when i get hungry
i get hyper dr kleinwalker says that's
it with my blood core puzzles he said
the court again
no not
give mr hyper something to eat
okay
[Music]
uh
i can't
don't even say it
okay you lost the food
what about my core puzzles
all right
everybody
just calm down we'll be okay
you guys probably wouldn't have liked
what i brought anyway
[Music]
you simply must try the lobster it is d
vine
by dusk it was official my brother's
lousy luck was back and making up for
lost time
bite me sideways this can't be the right
way
sorry pete it's hard to navigate when
you're starving to death
i said i was sorry and if it's such a
big problem monica why don't you go find
us some food good idea i see some right
now
no it's my lucky candy necklace i am so
sick and tired of hearing lucky this and
lucky that why don't you take your lucky
necklace stuff it down your lucky mouth
before i push you down this lucky hill
and make you poop in your lucky
underpants
[Music]
hawk
i hear the call of the hungry luckless
crybabies
[Applause]
[Music]
mint
nobody talks that way about my lucky
underpants my viper
it's gone i rip your hair
hold it
[Music]
mint
[Music]
pit stain
maybe we should go home now
uh-uh
we made a pledge wayne we're not
stopping till we get my penny
i'll get you there pete
promise
[Music]
let's go
it didn't take a two-headed abe lincoln
to figure out that if pete didn't get
his penny before pit stain
his life was gonna derail
but unfortunately
pete wasn't only out of luck
he was running out of daylight
and almost
out of time
[Music]
monica
which way
um north
that way
sure
yeah
ap
i got this idea you know where i act as
a decoy and i split off and run all the
way home wayne i don't have time for
this you gotta keep going or else people
are going to die
oh
did you check the batteries before you
left wayne
pete we can still make it to the ravine
no
we can't
we're lost
i'm blind without my compass
can't you navigate by the stars or
something
i haven't gotten that merit badge yet
i'm sorry i let you down
[Music]
i can't believe this is happening
all those people
[Applause]
[Music]
yeah
the yellow ones taste like summer
i'll hold on to it
for luck
[Music]
they gotta be this way hurry
you guys stay here this is my problem
i'm the one he wants
puff beans
i'm going with you
yeah we're in this thing together not me
i'm going home
wait
are you passing the five the ten
the twenty
[Music]
you found it
touchdown
my penny
wrong
my penny
over my dead body you freak my
associates could arrange that
hair net
drawstring
from now on wrigley
you're gonna feel what it's like to be
unlucky
look
this isn't about luck anymore
if i don't get that penny then that
train is going to derail flip off the
track and explode into a fireball
no
i knew i should have brought my camera
[Music]
hello
[Music]
hey
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
i got it i got it
better luck next time
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
with the power vested in me by the
wellsville busing and transit authority
you're under bus arrest
how'd you know we were here
just passing by right place right time
for you
wrong place wrong time on the bus
hey stew
how come the train didn't derail
must be pete's lucky day
[Music]
hey betsy
penny for your thoughts
here's one for free
i know where you live
it turns out that stu was right
because at that moment my brother never
felt luckier
and not just because of a penny
[Music]
thanks for standing by me
you know
i don't think i need this anymore
what are you talking about it's your
lucky petty
and it's totally recharged
i know
there are some things you need more than
luck
they all knew what pete meant
it was something they couldn't put into
words
but then
they didn't have to let's go home
yeah
you guys still want to sleep over my
house
[Music]
sure wayne
i like that
yeah me too
super genius
and maybe tomorrow night we can stay one
of your houses man that would be solid
so who wants to go next oh i know we go
alphabetically wait a minute
[Music]
i think we might need this
but if you don't want to go after
vaguely we could go counterclockwise
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
tell me
[Music]
oh
[Music]