01x10 - Running

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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01x10 - Running

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(computer whizzing)

- Hoobldoop, Tiddlypeeps.

I'm Hubba Hubba talking

to you from Hoobland

and I'm about to send four

of my favorite

Hoobs down to Earth

to find out all about you

for my great hoobapedia.

Here they come!

(computer whizzing)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver, Groove, and

Tula, we're Hoobs ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

- Yay!

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hurray ♪

♪ The hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- (laughs) Oh!

- Whoa, hey!

- Oh!

♪ The Hoobs are here,

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

- So I have got my

big, fat hooby pencils,

my hooby rubber, my

clean, white paper.

Now, all I need is

something to draw.

- Iver?

- Hmm?

- What can I draw?

- Oh, I'm sorry, Tula.

I can't think about what

you're going to draw.

I've got to think of a good

question for Hoob News.

- What about, what

should Tula draw?

- Well, that is a question, yes.

I'm not sure Hubba Hubba

would think that was an--

(Tula laughing)

Oh, good question.

- Only kidding, Iver.

- Right, yes (laughs).

Do you know, I can't

think of anything today?

Only one thing for

it, a hooby think.

- Hmm, I could do

with one of those too.

I might get an idea

about what to draw.

(Iver and Tula humming)

(steady cheerful music)

♪ When you're stuck

for an answer ♪

♪ Oh what to do ♪

♪ Stop, hmm ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Take a deep breath in ♪

♪ Think it out ♪

♪ Work it through,

don't scream and shout ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Don't go boo-hoo ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ You'll feel brand new ♪

♪ If you think it through ♪

♪ When you're stuck

for an answer ♪

♪ Oh what to do ♪

♪ Stop, hmm ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Take a deep breath in ♪

♪ Think it out ♪

♪ Work it through,

don't scream and shout ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Don't go boo-hoo ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ You'll feel brand new ♪

♪ If you think it through ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

(Iver and Tula humming)

(Groove humming)

- Groove's having

a hooby think too.

- Yes, a particularly loud one.

I hope he'll come up with

a fantabby hooby question

for Hoob News.

Whatever could he

be thinking about?

- Whatever it is, I'm sure

it's okay to disturb him.

As long as we do it carefully.

- Oh, carefully.

- Carefully.

(Groove humming)

- [Tula] Groove?

♪ Oh, Groove ♪

- Is there anyone

underneath that twizzletoft?

- Groove?

- (shouting) Groove!

- (gasping) Where am I?

- You're in the hoobmobile.

- Oh yeah, what was I doing?

- You were having a

great big hooby think.

- Oh, of course I was.

Yes, yes, I was.

I felt it coming on while I

was talking a walk outside

looking for stuff to

put in my collections.

- What was it about?

- Oh, what was it about?

Oh, yeah, it went like this.

What would happen if we

didn't have the hoobmobile

and we needed to get to

the Tiddlypeeps fast?

I mean, how would we get there?

I mean, how?

♪ How, how, how ♪

♪ How, how, how, how, how ♪

♪ How, how, how ♪

- We'd run!

- Yes, running would be good.

- Run, me, Groove, run (laughs)?

- Yes, you, Groove, run.

- No, I don't think so.

- What's wrong with running?

- Well, there's the arm thing.

- What arm thing?

(whimsical music)

- And the leg thing.

- What leg thing.

- Oh.

(upbeat music)

(Groove panting)

And the puffy, puffy thing.

- Puffy, puffy thing?

- Yeah, I hate the puffy,

puffy thing (panting).

(whimsical music)

- Groove, running's great.

Hoobs do it all the time.

- Well, not this Hoob.

Running and me just

do not go together.

We're like hooby chalk

and hooby cheese.

- Look, look, look,

look, lets not argue.

We've still got to think

of a question we can answer

on today's Hoob News.

- And I've got to think

of something to draw.

Hey, I could draw

Groove running,

so you could see how great

you'd look if you ever did it.

- Well, you might

as well draw it

'cause you're

never gonna see it.

- Oh, Iver, how am I

going to persuade Groove

that running is a

hooby groovy idea

when you want to

get somewhere fast?

- [Computer] Hubba Hubba,

Hubba Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

(computer whizzing)

- How could we persuade Groove

that running is a

hooby groovy idea

when you want to

get somewhere fast?

That's a very good question,

just the sort of thing

that Hoobs everywhere

will want to know.

- Yay, we did it again!

- Oh, yes, it's the perfect

thing for my hoobapedia.

So we better start.

Time is already running out.

- Oh, very funny, Hubba Hubba.

- (laughing) Now,

here are a few things

that might help you on your way.

(computer whizzing)

Now, that's not running.

Oh, there's a peep

with a big pink thing,

but they're not running.

Ope, and ope, well, he

can't decide where to go.

Well, that's not running.

Nope.

No, that's not running,

nice frock though.

Definitely not running.

No, no, no, no running

there or there.

And that's not running, either.

That's not running.

Oh, a squiddily

Tiddlypeep, not running.

And that's definitely

not running,

but they are.

Look, the ants, they're

running, running, running.

(computer whizzing)

- Some of those things

were going really slowly.

- That's my kind of speed.

(Iver laughs)

- But how about those ants?

They were going so fast

and they really looked like

they were enjoying themselves.

- They were running because

they were scared, Tula.

They were running

from something scary.

"Oh, help me, I'm a

little scared ant."

Running is a scary thing.

- No, it isn't.

Running is a hooby groovy thing.

- Thinking about those

ants with six legs

has given me an idea.

An idea that will

persuade you to run.

- Oh yeah, what?

♪ What, what, what ♪

♪ What ♪

- Ha, ha, ha, ha,

the hooby leggy belt.

Made by me, for you.

There you go.

Extra legs, just

like those ants.

- (chuckles) It's

very dangly, isn't it?

And very, you know, leggy.

- Yes, well, it's

all the extra legs

you'll need to run really fast.

- Go on, give it a try, Groove.

You'll love it, I know you will.

- Well, if you think so.

Off I go.

(cheerful music)

Not bad, I could get used

to this actually, if I,

whoa!

(Groove crashing)

(Iver grunting)

Thank you.

That wasn't really

running, was it?

That was more falling over.

- [Tula] Yes, you're right.

- No, I don't think I

want to try that again.

- (sighs) Somehow I don't

think the hooby leggy belt

is going to persuade

Groove that running

is a hooby groovy idea if you

want to get somewhere fast.

- Neither do I.

Sorry, Groove.

- [Computer] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- I've just had a thought.

If you want to persuade Groove

that running is a

hooby groovy idea,

especially if you need to

get to the Tiddlypeeps fast,

then maybe the Tiddlypeeps

are the best peeps to ask!

- You're absolutely

right, Hubba Hubba.

- And you'd better be the

one to talk to them, Groove.

- Okay, I'll drive.

(cheerful music)

- Seat belts.

- Yeah.

- [Together] We're off

to see the Tiddlypeeps.

(twinkling music)

♪ Yee haw ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues,

they tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

(cheerful music)

♪ Yee whoo ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ Yoo hoo ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ And how, they know how, whoo ♪

(children chattering)

- (laughs) Hello, Tiddlypeeps.

- [Girls] Hello, Groove.

- Hey, do you wanna

do a hooby hello?

- [Girls] Yes!

- Okay, a hoobledoop, a

hoobledoop, a whoo, whoo, whoo.

(laughs) Oh, will you

excuse me a moment?

(upbeat music)

- [Tula] Oh, look.

- Wow, this fast machine is

hooble dooble duper (laughs).

Does it go without Motorettes?

- Yes.

- Really?

'Cause everything in

Hoobland that goes

has Motorettes making it work

by singing and playing tunes.

What is this?

- It's a car.

They're really fast and

you can toot their horns.

They go beep, beep, beep!

(car horns honking)

(Groove laughs)

- What's yours called?

- It's a scooter.

It goes vroom, vroom, vroom.

- Oh, hooby groovy eh, Iver?

(Iver laughs)

Listen, what?

There's another one.

What's yours called?

- It's a police motorcycle.

It's very fast, it

goes nee-naw, nee-naw.

- (laughs) Nee-naw, nee-naw.

(upbeat music)

(laughs) So all these

hooble dooble duper machines

go really fast.

Iver, Tula, I think

I've got the answer.

If I need to go

somewhere really fast,

I wouldn't have to run.

I'd just need to

get one of these.

Thank you so much, Tiddlypeeps.

I've got to go now,

so hooble toodle doo!

- [Children] Hooble toodle doo.

- (laughs) Could

you give me a lift?

(cheerful music)

- Hmm, I don't think the

Tiddlypeeps persuaded Groove

that running is a good idea.

(Groove imitates car revving)

(imitates brakes squealing)

No, but they did persuade me

that zoomy machines

are a good idea.

(Groove imitates car revving)

- Groove, you do not have

one of those zoomy machines.

If you needed to get to

the Tiddlypeeps fast,

you would have to run.

- Ah, but they were

so hooby groovy.

- Groove, you wouldn't

just run around a bit

so I could finish

off drawing you?

- Okay, ah, wait a minute.

You're not gonna catch

me out like that.

- (sighs) Worth a try.

- Maybe if I made the

hooby zoomy noises

then I could go fast without

doing the running thing.

- What do you mean?

- Listen.

(cheerful music)

♪ If I close my eyes

and just imagine ♪

♪ I'm sitting in

a very fast car ♪

♪ Vroom, goes the engine ♪

♪ I can travel fast ♪

♪ I can travel far ♪

♪ If I sit stalk still ♪

♪ And make believe ♪

♪ That I'm flying in a

plane up in the sky ♪

(imitates plane engine)

♪ Watch me whizzing ♪

♪ I'll be there in a blink

of my little hooby eye ♪

(imitates plane engine)

♪ I'm just a-making

myself seem ♪

♪ Like a really mean machine ♪

(imitates motorcycle revving)

♪ A motorbike, a

rocket or a train ♪

♪ Vroom, zing, who needs that ♪

♪ Running thing ♪

♪ When you make the

noise, you'll get there ♪

♪ Just the same ♪

(imitates motorcycle revving)

♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom,

zoom, whee, ha, ha, ha ♪

♪ Just take a look at me ♪

♪ As I scoot past ♪

♪ Here comes Groove and

he's really on the move ♪

♪ This Groove has

never, ever moved ♪

♪ So fast ♪

Am I there yet?

- No.

- Making those noises didn't

get you anywhere, Groove.

You're still in the

same place you started.

- I know, I know.

I was only joking.

- Running is the answer.

(Groove groans)

- Hubba Hubba.

- Oh.

- Hubba Hubba.

- Here's Hubba Hubba again,

and we're no further on

answering the question.

- How are you doing, Hoobs?

- We're working on

it, Hubba Hubba,

but persuading Groove that

running is a hooby groovy idea

(chuckles) isn't easy.

- Well, I might be

able to help you there.

Take a look at

this little story.

(computer whizzing)

- [Narrator] There

were once three rabbits

called Rollie Pollie, Hippy

Hoppy, and Runny Bunny.

Rollie Pollie liked

to roll everywhere.

(wheel clicking)

Hippy Hoppy like

to hop everywhere.

(spring boinging)

And Runny Bunny liked

to run everywhere.

(footsteps thudding)

One day, they were

out in the field,

rolling and hopping and running,

when they heard the

farm tractor roll by.

(tractor chugging)

On it were all

kinds of vegetables,

picked fresh from the

fields that morning.

Suddenly, there was a thump.

(carrot thumps)

"What was that,"

said Runny Bunny.

"It's a big, fat, juicy

carrot," said Hippy Hoppy.

"It's fallen off the tractor,

"and landed right in

the middle of the path,"

said Rollie Pollie.

And it had.

(eyes pinging)

The rabbits looked a each other.

"Let's have a race,"

cried Runny Bunny,

and they were off.

Rollie Pollie started rolling,

but the problem with rolling is

you can't really see

where you're going,

so poor Rollie Pollie just

rolled around in circles.

Hippy Hoppy started hopping,

but the problem with hopping is

that the leg you're hopping

on quickly gets tired

and you soon find that you

just can't hop anymore.

Runny Bunny started running

and in no time at all,

he had reached the

big, fat, juicy carrot.

(carrot crunching)

By the time Hippy Hoppy and

Rollie Pollie got there,

all that was left was the tip.

(Runny Bunny hiccups)

(eyes pinging)

"What took you so long,"

asked Runny Bunny.

So from then on,

Rollie Pollie and Hippy

Hoppy decided that,

fun though rolling

and hopping were,

if they wanted to get to the

big, fat, juicy carrot fast,

then running was the answer.

(cheerful music)

(footsteps thudding)

(computer whizzing)

- You see, Groove, in the

end all the rabbits ran

because that is the best

way to get somewhere fast.

- But that rolling and

hopping looked like good fun.

- But it wasn't as

fast as running.

- Yeah, well, I'm not

a rabbit, I'm a Hoob,

but you know what?

- Hmm?

- I reckon I could go pretty

fast on my hoppy hooby leg.

- Oh, off you go then.

- Yeah, all right.

(laughs) Hey, there you see?

I could get to the

Tiddlypeeps in no time.

Hey, Tiddlypeeps, here I come.

Oh, that's tiring.

- Not as easy as it looks, eh?

- I was probably

using the wrong leg.

Maybe I should

try the other one,

it might be hoppier.

- They are both

the same, Groove.

(Groove panting)

- No, that's no good.

Oh, do you know what?

I'm gonna try rolling.

- [Tula] Oh, no, no, no.

(Groove grumbling)

Groove, look out!

- Mind the table.

(bookshelf crashes)

- Oh!

- (grunting) Oh, okay, so

maybe rolling isn't the thing.

I know, what happens if I

combine rolling and hopping?

(Groove grunts)

- No, let's not!

Wouldn't this be so much easier

if you just tried to run?

- (grunting) Aw, do I have to?

- I don't see how we're ever

going to persuade Groove

on this one, Iver.

- I do.

Let's ask Roma.

If anyone can persuade Groove,

(laughs) she can.

(button boings)

- [Computer] Roma, Roma, Roma.

(computer whizzing)

- (panting) Hoobledoop, Hoobs.

Oh, today I'm reporting

from a marathon race.

Everyone is trying to get

somewhere as fast as they can.

- But why, Roma?

- Well, for one thing,

it's a race to see

who gets there first.

- Oh, that's too

puffy, puffy for me.

- But also because (panting),

but also because it helps

to keep you (panting),

it helps to keep

you fit (sighs).

- [Iver And Tula] Oh.

- Hmm, so those

peeps were running

'cause they wanted

to get somewhere fast

and because running

keeps you fit.

- Oh!

You want to keep fit,

don't you, Groove?

- Yes, of course I do,

but they were all doing

the puffy, puffy thing,

and the leg thing

and the arm thing.

- But they were enjoying

all those things.

There's no getting

away from it, Groove.

Running is the best way of

getting to the Tiddlypeeps fast.

It's useful and

it keeps you fit.

- But it doesn't look any fun.

- [Computer] Hubba Hubba,

Hubba Hubba.

- Maybe Hubba Hubba

has another idea.

- Maybe he does.

Now, if it's fun

you're after, Groove,

then I know some experts.

- You do?

- Yes, Tiddlypeeps.

They have more fun than anyone.

What about one more visit?

- Okay, I hope they have more

of those hooby zoomy machines.

- Come on then, I'll drive.

- No, I'll drive.

- You won't.

- I will.

- No, no!

- I will.

(twinkling music)

♪ Yee haw ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

- Oh!

♪ Yoo hoo ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- Hoobledoop, kids!

Where are they?

- Hoobledoop, Groove.

- Oh what the--

- I'm gonna catch you.

- (laughs) See them run, Iver?

(Iver laughs)

Looks far too

puffy, puffy to me.

Oh, hello.

- Do you want to play, Groove?

- Oh, I don't really

think so, thank you.

I'm not really a

runny kind of Hoob.

- Bet we can catch you.

- Okay.

(Groove laughs)

- It's no fun if you don't run.

- Yeah, I suppose so.

- [Girls] Please?

- Please?

- Come one, please?

- Please, please?

- Please, please?

- Oh, all right.

I'll give it a try.

(upbeat music)

Look, Iver, Tula, I'm running.

I'm running, you can't

catch me (laughs)!

- [Girls] We're gonna catch you.

(Groove laughs)

(Groove pops)

- (panting) Where are they?

- [Girls] Gotcha!

- (laughs) Hooby

galooby, you're right.

Running is fun.

Oh, thank you, Tiddlypeeps,

but now, I've got to run.

Hooble toodle doo!

- [Girls] Hooble toodle doo!

(cheerful music)

(Iver mumbling)

- Where's Groove?

It's almost time for Hoob News.

Tula, you're ready, aren't you?

- Nearly, da-da!

- [Iver] What?

- Look, I copied it from

the real Groove running.

(Groove panting)

- Ah, that's a relief.

- Can't you feel the

wind in my hooby fur?

You know, you know,

running is fun.

It is fun.

It's keeping me fit

and more than that,

I'm getting everywhere faster.

(panting) And I'll

always be able to get

to Tiddlypeeps fast if

something should happen

to the hoobmobile.

- Yes, yes, yes, well, you're

going to have to run now,

Groove, it's time for Hoob News.

- Oh, time for just one

more quick run then.

- Come on, places, you've only

got a few seconds, you know.

Places, oh.

♪ Wee Willy Winky ♪

♪ Runs through the town ♪

♪ Upstairs and downstairs ♪

♪ In his nightgown ♪

♪ Rapping at the window ♪

♪ Crying through the locks ♪

♪ Are the children all in bed ♪

♪ It's past eight o'clock ♪

♪ Three little Motorettes

running round the room ♪

♪ Up we pop and down we pop ♪

♪ And then we play a tune ♪

♪ Twanging on a twanger ♪

♪ Tootling on the tubes ♪

♪ Settle down and

hush your noise ♪

♪ It's news time for the Hoobs ♪

- Are you ready with your

news for my hoobapedia, Hoobs?

- Well, we are, Hubba Hubba,

but we're just

waiting for Groove.

- Not anymore you're not.

- Hoobledoop whoo to

all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News, the news

show for Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm out of breath.

- And today on Hoob News

we're going to be

asking the question--

- How can we persuade

Groove that running

is a hooby groovy way of

getting somewhere fast?

Groove did not want to run,

so first we made him some

extra legs like an ant

to see if they would

help persuade him.

They didn't.

- [Iver] So we asked

the Tiddlypeeps.

Groove thought that one

of their machines could

help him get somewhere fast

so he wouldn't have to run.

But Groove doesn't

have a fast machine.

- [Groove] Then I sang

a song about noises

that make you think

you're going fast,

but I didn't get anywhere.

- [Iver] Then we had a

story about a rabbit who ran

and we saw that running

is really useful,

but still Groove

wasn't convinced.

- [Groove] I

thought that rolling

and hopping might be

better, but they weren't.

- [Tula] Then Roma told us

how running keeps you fit,

but still Groove

didn't want to do it

because he said it

makes you tired.

- Then the Tiddlypeeps played

a game of chase with Groove,

and hey, he found out

that running is fun.

- Yeah, take it from me Hoobs,

if your hoobmobile breaks down

and you have to get

somewhere fast, run.

It's the only way.

- And so it's thanks once again

to Iver, Tula, Groove, and Roma

for giving us all a little

peep into the world of peeps.

And remember, wherever you are,

have a lovely day and

hooble toodle doo!

- [Noobs] Hooble toodle doo!

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

- Oh, dear.

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hurray ♪

♪ The hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- (laughs) Oh!

- (laughs) Hey!

- Oh!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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