Last Time, Cousin Pam Spoke To Cliff.
Is Anything Wrong?
No, No.
Oh.
Would You Consider
Taking Me On As A Patient?
Absolutely.
Now, There You Go!
You've Got It. My Patient.
Could You Give Me A Prescription
For Birth Control Pills?
And Now...
Forget I Mentioned
Any Birth Control Pills.
I Don't Know
What Got Into Me.
Forget I Was Even Here.
Pam.
When We Talked
I Said You Could
Come To Me For Anything
And You Did
Exactly That
And One Day,
I'll Forgive You For That.
But I Want You
To Know
That It's Best
That You Call Your Mother.
My Mother?
In California?
Well, You Have
A Mother Someplace Else?
No. That's The One.
You Call Her.
Get Permission From Her,
And I Will Give You The Name
Of The Most Wonderful
Gynecologist In The World
Dr. Rochelle Hawkins.
She Counsels Young Women.
Okay.
Thanks, Cousin Cliff.
All Right, Cousin Pam.
And Cousin Pam.
Yes, Sir.
Call Me Anytime.
Okay.
...Ask Me Anything.
Hi, Pam, Did You Talk
To Your Mother Yet?
No. I'm Not Sure What To Say.
Whatever Happened
To Our Agreement
About Waiting
Till We Fell In Love?
I Think I Am.
Aren't You And Lance?
Honey, Right Now, We Kind
Of On The Borderline
Between Intense Affection
And Get Out Of My Life.
Slide Gets On My Nerves,
Too, Sometimes.
How About Playing A Little
Of This Ping Pong?
Look At Him.
He Wants To Show His Homeys
I Have To Come To Him.
They're Always Trying
To Prove Something.
My Serve.
Look At Him
Showing Off For Me.
Nice Going, Babycakes.
We Just Feed Into It.
Why Do We Put Up With It?
'Cause They Look Good
And Talk Sweet.
Let's Just Stop
Talking About Boys.
Okay, You're Right.
Let's Stop.
Oh, Look At Lance.
That Boy Is Just Too Cute.
Lance.
Olivia, Guess What?
I Just Found My New Leg Warmers
All Balled Up Under Your Bed.
I Didn't Do It.
Then Who Did?
Dwayne.
Olivia, There Is No Dwayne.
Yes, There Is.
And He's Very Sorry.
Olivia, Dwayne Can't Be Sorry
Because Invisible Dogs
Aren't Sorry
Because There's No Such Thing
As Invisible Dogs.
I Know That.
I'm No Dummy.
Why Do You Pretend He's There?
He Gets Me Stuff.
I Say He Likes To Watch Me
Eat Ice Cream
And They Give Me Ice Cream.
My Parents Fall For That?
Yes.
Even Dr. Huxtable
Has An Invisible Parrot.
Do You Think
Dwayne Could Work For Me Too?
Sorry, Rudy.
He's A One-Kid Dog.
Hello, Cousin Clair.
Hi, Pam.
How Was Your Appointment
With Dr. Hawkins?
Fine.
She Gave Me Some Counseling
And Some Protection.
Pam, Have A Seat.
I Know You've
Thought About This
But I Want
To Share Something.
It's A Love Story.
Happened Between
A Boy And A Girl.
They Really Believed
They Were In Love
And Everything
Was Going Just Rosy
Until This Boy Began
To Turn On The Heat.
Of Course,
He Disguised This
With Things Like Love Poems
Carving Of Initials
On Trees.
The Girl Loved The Attention
But She Told Him
This Is As Far As It Goes.
Then He Came Up
With The Timeless Speech,
"Everybody Else Is Doing It."
Who Wrote That Speech?
Moses.
Probably Adam.
Anyway, All Of This Was
To No Avail.
Then In Desperation He Says,
"Look, If You Loved Me
You Would Help Me Get Rid
Of These Bumps On My Face."
When That Didn't Work
One Evening,
They Went To The Movies.
The Boy Turned
Into An Octopus.
Eight Arms And Legs Flailing
In Every Conceivable Direction
Under One Big, Empty Head.
The Girl Started Doing
Hand Exercises
Just So She Would Have
The Strength To Keep His Hands
On Her Shoulders.
So What Happened To Them?
They Got Married.
If The Man
Is Good, He Will Understand
It Is Your Decision.
Cousin Cliff.
What's That All About?
Have Some Orange Juice.
It's So Good
For Your Complexion.
Hey, Slide.
Hey, Pam.
Where You Been Hiding
These Last Couple Of Days?
Well, I've Been
Thinking About Us
And I Don't See What
The Harm Is If We Wait.
Why?
What's The Rush?
I'm Not Saying
Until We're Married.
If You're Not Sure
About This
Then You're Not
Sure About Me.
Slide, Why You Say That?
I Love You And It Hurts To Know
You Don't Love Me.
You Know I Love You.
I Hear The Words,
But That's About It.
I Don't Mean It?!
If I Didn't Mean It
Why Would I Go To The Doctor's
And Get These?
Happy Now?
I Just Thought You'd Take Care
Of This Kind Of Stuff.
I Am Taking Care Of It.
I Thought You'd Get
Some Of Those Pills.
My Doctor Said These
Are Better For All Around.
What Doctor?
The Gynecologist That
Dr. Huxtable Recommended.
You Told Dr. Huxtable About Us?
He's My Guardian.
He Doesn't Have
To Guard Everything.
I Don't Want To Use
These Things.
I Don't Want
To Have A Baby.
Don't You Trust Me?
It's Not About Trust.
What If We Did Have A Baby?
We're Planning
On Staying Together, Right?
We Can't Afford A Baby.
I've Worked Before.
Slide, That Was Part Time.
There Is No Such Thing As A Part Time Baby.
Besides, We're In High School.
We Don't Even Know
How We're Going To Feel
About Each Other Later.
Now I Know Where I Stand.
Nothing's Changed.
Except You.
You See, Pam,
That's How Men Are.
They Wreck Your Life
And Then Look For Somebody Else
To Crash Into.
You Should Have Seen Him.
Here I Embarrass Myself
And He Says,
"Don't You Trust Me?"
Like Anita Trusted Julio?
Now She's Having His Baby.
She Wanted To Study Nursing.
Thanks To Him,
She'll Be Nursing.
And There's Nothing
She Can Do.
It's Done.
It May Be Done,
But It Ain't Over.
What If Julio Leaves Her?
Men Do Things Like That
From Time To Time.
That Would Never Happen
With Me And Slide.
Please! That's What
You And Slide Do Best--
Break Up.
Did Lance Ever Put That Pressure
On You?
He Tried.
I Told Him Where It Was
And That He Was In No Position
To Get It.
If He Tried, It Would Move,
And I Would Move With It.
Aren't You Afraid Of Losing Him?
Him I Can Get Back.
If I Lose Me, I'm Gone For Good.
What If Slide Doesn't Come Back?
Then Later, Potato.
Let Him Walk.
If He Ain't Got Time For You,
You Ain't Got Time For Him.
They Got To Listen To Us
And Forget What Their Homeys
And Hormones Are Telling Them.
Men!
Yeah, Men!
Where Are They?
Hey, Cuz.
How You Feeling?
What Are You Reading?
The Toni Morrison Book.
Yeah, All Right.
Can I Ask You Something?
Sure.
What's Up?
Why Are Men Such Worms?
What?
In The Book,
This Man Marries Nell
But Has A Thing With Sula.
Why Do You Men
Do That?
That's A Book. That's Fiction.
You Said That Good Fiction
Is Based On The Truth.
I Did, Didn't I?
The Truth Is, Men Are Worms.
That's True,
But Only To A Degree.
That's Because Men
Are Always Evolving.
See, When I Was Slide's Age,
I Used To Be A Worm.
But Now, I'm Only Part Worm.
People Are Supposed
To Be Better Than That.
People Should Be Human
And Control Their Instincts
Not Like A Rabbit
Or A Bull Moose.
I Went To School
With A Lot Of Bull Moose
But They Didn't Stay That Way.
See, As We Get Older
The Herd Thins,
We Get More Sophisticated.
Then, When A Woman Says "No,"
We Know How To Accept It.
We May Not Like It.
Okay, We May Cry A Little Bit.
But We Accept It.
Well, Slide's A Bull Moose
And I'm Wondering
What He'll Think Of Me
If I Give In To Him.
Well, If He Is A Bull Moose,
I Got To Tell You
They're Migrating Animals.
They Just Graze And Move On.
Well, I'm Probably
Better Off Without Him.
But I Sure Do Miss Him.
Hi, Pam.
Hi.
Did You Hear That?
Yes, I Did.
Poor Thing.
Losing Her Boyfriend.
( Laughing )
What Makes You Think
She Lost Her Boyfriend?
Oh, Men Are So Blind.
Trust Me, Love.
Slide Has Slid Away.
( Doorbell Rings )
( Imitating Clair's Laugh )
I'm Afraid Slide
Has Slid Down Here.
How Are You Doing, Slid?
Arthur.
Arthur.
Mrs. Huxtable.
How Are You Doing,
Mrs. Huxtable?
I'm Fine, Slide.
How Are You?
Fine.
Hey, Slide.
Hi, Pam.
Is It All Right If We Go
Outside And Talk A Little?
Ask Mrs. Huxtable.
Is It Okay,
Mrs. Huxtable?
If That's What Pam Wants.
Get Back Over By That Door.
Get By That Door.
I Want To Know
What's Going On Out There.
Dear, That Would Be Spying.
Do It.
What Are They Doing?
Well, They're Out There Just...
They're Just... Just Talking.
Does It Look
Like They're Arguing?
No, They're Just...
Just Talking And, Uh...
Uh-Oh.
She Pushed Him Away.
Well, He's... He's...
He's Walking Away.
Good.
Whoa, Wait, Wait,
He's Coming Back.
Keep Walking, Fool.
Not You, Him.
Well, He's Putting His Arms
Around Her.
He's Pulling Her Close.
Oh, Clair, Looks Like
You're Going To Lose.
Yeah, They're Kissing Now.
Don't Just Stand There.
Do Something.
What Do You Want Me To Do?
Turn On The Sprinklers.
We Don't Have Sprinklers.
They're Still Kissing.
Mmm.
Why Don't We Go Back
To My Place.
My Folks Aren't Home.
There You Go Again.
The Minute Things Are Nice,
You Bring That Up.
I'll Let You Know
When I'm Ready
So Stop Sweating Me.
Don't Act Like You're
Doing Me Some Big Favor.
A Lot Of Women
Are Interested In The Kid.
You Mean Like Shaniqua Watkins?
Well...
If I Don't Give In,
You'll Start Seeing Shaniqua?
That's An Option.
Don't Let Me Stop You.
I'm My Own Woman
With My Own Mind
And I Intend To Use It.
Good Night.
And Give My Best To Shaniqua.
It's A Good Thing
I Had Four Other Daughters, Man.
I Wouldn't Have Known
To Hold On To My Paper.
I Told You Slide Has Slid Away.
( Phone Ringing )
Hello.
Ah, Elaine.
Yes?
Okay, Why Don't You Go On
Ahead To The Hospital.
Can Your Parents Take You?
No?
Okay, Well, Take A Cab.
Right.
Get Right Over.
There You Go.
Good Example.
Got A -Year-Old Girl Ready
To Deliver Sometime Tonight.
Parents Want To Have
Nothing To Do With Her.
The Boy That
Did It Says
"It's Not Mine.
I Told You To Protect Yourself."
All She's Going To Do
Is Have A Baby.
Hey, Homey.
How You Doing, Man?
All Right.
Hey, If You Down,
You Can Get Up.
Ain't That Easy, Man.
Hey, Pam.
Hello, Lance.
Go Over And Talk To Her.
She Won't Even Look At Me.
I Ain't Never Seen
Nobody Get Ignored
So Good.
I Played The Wrong Card, Lance.
Yep, Played
That Shaniqua Card.
I Wasn't Even Serious.
I Just Got Mad.
You Go Over There
And Tell Her That.
I Would,
But She Won't Listen.
I'll Back You Up.
The Way She Looks,
You Better Get In The Front.
Hey, Pam, How Are
You Feeling Today?
Fine, Lance.
Hi, Pam.
She Ain't Talking
To Me, Man.
I Can See That.
Go Try It Again, Man.
How Was School Today?
Oh, Lance?
Would You
Please Tell That Man
I'm Not Interested
In Anything He Has To Say
And I'm Very Busy
So Please,
Get Out Of My Face.
At The Current Time
Her Attention
Is Directed Elsewhere.
However, By The Inflection
In Her Voice
She Might Be Interested
In An Apology.
Tell Her I've Been
Thinking About It.
My Man Says
That He Has Devoted
His Entire Brainpower
To Your Image.
You May Tell Mr. Bartell
That I Have Not Been
Thinking About Him
And He's A Pain
In The You-Know-What.
She Says While You Are Not
In Her Uppermost Thoughts
You Are Not Very Far
From Her Heart.
All Right, Tell Her
I'm Sorry She's Depressed
And That If My Mentioning
Shaniqua Watkins
Has Anything To Do With Me
Being Far From Her Heart
Then I'm Very Sorry.
Although My Man
Is Quite Learned
Shaniqua Is No Longer
A Part Of His Vocabulary.
Then Ask Him Why He Threw Her
In My Face Like That?
You Heard Her, Homey.
Why Did You Do That?!
I've Done Some Thinking.
You Shouldn't Do
Anything You Don't Want To
And Neither Should I.
Not That I Don't Want To.
You Know What I Mean?
I Know What You Mean,
And I Appreciate It.
I Sure Have
Missed You, Smooch.
I Missed You Too, Slide.
I Can See My Work
Is Done Here.
Lance Knows Romance.
Rudy Said You Wanted
To See Me, Dr. Huxtable.
That Is Correct.
Would You
Have A Seat, Please.
Come On, Dwayne.
Look, People Have Been Talking
About Dwayne Lately
And They're Not Very Happy
With His Behavior.
What?
It Seems That Dwayne
Has Gotten Into
And Has Been Using
Denise's Makeup.
( Gasps )
I Really Don't Know
How Dwayne Did It
But He Went Into The Kitchen
And Got A Kn*fe
And Cut A Big Piece
Of Chocolate Cake.
He Won't Do That Again.
He Also Is Doing
Some Terrible Things
And Blaming You
For These Things.
Yes.
Your Shoe Prints
Were On Our Sheets
Looking Like Somebody Was
Jumping Up And Down On The Bed.
I Know It Had To Be Dwayne
Putting On Your Shoes
And Doing That.
So My Point Is... Is That, Um...
Just Outside The Door There,
There's An Invisible Family
And They Told Me That They Were
Missing Their Invisible Dog.
The Dog Fits
Dwayne's Description.
And I Think It's Time For You
To Give Dwayne Back
To Those Invisible People.
Okay.
Thank You.
Come On, Dwayne.
Phew!
Hi, Nice To Meet You.
Go On, Dwayne.
What?
One Minute.
What Are You Doing?
They Want Howard
Your Parrot Too.
07x08 - Just Thinking About It pt. 2
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.