02x78 - Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sailor Moon". Aired: December 28, 1991 – February 3, 1997.*
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Usagi leads a group of comrades, the Sailor Soldiers, as they battle against villains to prevent the theft of the Silver Crystal and the destruction of the Solar System.
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02x78 - Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem

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Gomen ne sunao ja nakute
yume no naka nara ieru

Shikou kairo wa short sunzen
ima sugu aitai yo

Nakitakunaru you na moonlight
denwa mo dekinai midnight

Datte junjou dou shiyou
heart wa mangekyou

Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

Nando mo meguriau

Seiza no matataki kazoe
uranau koi no yukue

Onaji kuni ni umareta
no miracle romance

Shinjite iru no miracle romance

Sneezing, running nose and
nasal congestion!

Even the sailor warriors are
in a huge pinch!

What?! This cold is also the
work of Black Moon?!

How dare you trouble everyone
with a mysterious virus?!

Even Dr. Hideyo Noguchi is mad!

In the name of Sailor Moon,
Sailor V will punish you!

Juban Town
Shopping District

At any rate, this influenza is centered
around the Juban area.

And we currently have
no cure for it, do we?

It seems that many schools
have been closed.

Okay, let's go to commercials.

I'm sure no one will notice that this
cold is related to Dark Power.

Stupid humans, all of you
should get infected.

It seems like everyone in town
is suffering from this cold.

It's time for the Goddess of Love,
Minako Aino, to act!

Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem

Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem
Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem

Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem

Hello, this is the Hino residence.

Oh Rei, are you sick, too?

Yes, I am. I have a really bad fever.
You too, Mako?

I'm not too bad, but it seems Usagi
and Ami are pretty sick.

Then that means all the sailor
warriors are sick.

Nope, there's still one of us
full of energy.

Hello! Rei, I heard you caught a cold!

Ouch! Ouch! It hurts, Minako!
Hello! Rei, I heard you caught a cold!

Minako...

I came here to see how you're doing!

Ouch!
I came here to see how you're doing!

Ouch!
Oh...

And I was hoping she wouldn't
find anymore victims.

Man, Minako sure did a number
on this place.

Here you go! I brought you porridge!
I made it right this time!

This time?

Before she came here, she stopped
by Ami and Makoto's place,

and made them porridge, too.

But they were miserable failures.
I feel bad about that.

Well, anyway, eat, eat!

Here!

Oh, thanks.
Here!

Oh, thanks.

Rei, what's wrong?! Rei?!

Mina... Too much salt...

What?! I did it again.
I'm such a bad girl.

Don't try to change the subject.

Minako...

Sorry, but I'm going to
sleep for a while...

Oh, really? Then, wait a minute.
I'll clean this right up for you.

I'm sorry!

My fever...
I'm sorry!

My fever...
Mina, you klutz.

Mina, you klutz.

Oh, sorry, Rei. I'll switch your blanket
for a clean one. Let's see...

Sorry, Rei!
Sorry, Rei. Mina isn't doing
this on purpose.

Sorry, Rei. Mina isn't doing
this on purpose.

If this was on purpose, she'd be
more wicked than Esmeraude!

Here, Rei. I made your bed.
So, sleep tight, okay?

Oh, I know!

I'll put on some music so
you can sleep well.

You know, this is supposed to
produce alpha waves

and get the listener into a
very relaxed mood.

This is weird.
I wonder if this is the switch?

What is this? Oh, this must be it!

Oh, sorry, sorry! I'll fix it right away!

Why of course!

Sleeping in a quiet room is the
best when you're sick, right?

Even nice Rei has reached the
limit of her patience!

I'm sorry!

Juban Town
Shopping District

Juban Town
Shopping District
Oh, I did it again.

Oh, I did it again.

I'll have to be careful not to
mess up at Usagi's place.

Hey, Mina! Are you going to try again?

Of course! Usagi's entire family
is sick over there!

If I don't go, who else is
going to save them?

Mina, have you ever heard of
"misplaced kindness"?

What are you mumbling about?

The Dark Henge is growing steadily.

If everything goes well,

the completion of the Dark Gate
is only a matter of time.

My dearest Prince Dimande,

I hope that I will be able to
return to you very soon.

Wow. So she also went to
your place, Rei?

Just earlier, I got phone calls
from Ami and Mako,

so I've roughly heard what happened.

I don't know what to do with Minako.

Usagi, you should be careful, too.

Okay. But we already
have a feisty one...

Sorry, but it looks like the feisty girl
did something again!

Mom!

Oh, Chibi-Usa!

Chibi-Usa, you don't have to help me,
so go outside and play.

What? Let me handle the chores.

Ikuko-Mom, you stay in bed.

But...

Chibi-Usa, if you're going to help out,
only do what you can handle!

How dare you?!
I can do stuff like laundry!

Really?! Then, who dropped the
sheets that Mom went and washed?

Usagi, I'm getting a headache.

Please look after Chibi-Usa.

Mom...

Then, how about cleaning?!
Or cooking?!

I don't care what it is,
please let me help you!

Oh, boy, I wish someone would
play with Chibi-Usa.

That duty!

Let me handle it!

Minako!

For the duty of dealing with Chibi-Usa
and taking care of your family,

please allow the Goddess of Love,
Minako Aino, to handle them!

Well, the only thing I want to ask you
to do is to baby-sit Chibi-Usa.

Okay, I got. Everything will be
okie-dokie. Let me take care of it.

But...

Come on, Usagi, you should
stay in bed!

Oh, don't worry.
My cold is almost gone.

No! You should never think it's over
until it's really over!

There's that old saying, "Tomorrow will
be another day to catch a cold."

That's right!

That's right. Get in your bed.

What?

It's supposed to be, "Tomorrow
will take care of itself."

Finally, I can rest...

Are you okay, Luna?

Of course, I'm not.

Artemis, you're so lucky.

What?

What?
They say that only such people
will never catch a cold.

They say that only such people
will never catch a cold.

Why you, Luna!

Hi, here I am!

Okay! I'll be sure to take
good care of you guys.

Usagi, did you take your temperature?

No...

Perfect! Chibi-Usa, hand me
a thermometer!

Okay! Luna-P! Transformation!

Here, Minako.

Thanks.
Here, Minako.

Thanks.

Now, let me take your temperature.

Okay, should be okay now.

Oh?

That's weird.

Chibi-Usa, are you sure
the battery isn't dead?

Oh...

Maybe, I blundered just a little bit...

But you know what? Not taking your
temperature is no big deal!

Minako...

You're just as clumsy as Usagi.

I already knew that...

Okay! That should hold for
the time being.

Oh, Usagi, aren't you hungry?

If you have some hot porridge,
your body will warm up...

Oh, no thanks! I just ate
a little while ago.
If you have some hot porridge,
your body will warm up...

Oh, no thanks! I just ate
a little while ago.

Everyone was telling me to stay
away from her porridge.

Really? That's too bad.
Everyone was telling me to stay
away from her porridge.

Really? That's too bad.

I know! Let me play some
music to relax you!

Ah! Mina, don't touch that stereo!
I know! Let me play some
music to relax you!

Ah! Mina, don't touch that stereo!

What's with you?!
I can't take care of her like this!

Me too. It's not fun!

Okay, then, ask Mom.

I bet she has many things that
she needs to get done.

I got it. Let's go, Chibi-Usa!

Okay.

Oh, it's cold!

Here, again!

It's time to regain our honor!
Let's do it, Chibi-Usa!

Yeah!

Why did it turn out like this?!

I can't believe this!

Oh, no!

Oh, dear... Oh, no!

Anyway, take care of the rest.

I'll clean up the room after
I take a short nap.

Mom will have a hard time
cleaning this up.

It seems like the room is
spinning round and round...

Usagi!

Round and round we go, the room
is spinning around.

I'm so happy to be able to spend
Christmas with you, Mamo.

Usako...

Hold it right there!

Usagi, we're still in junior high!

You're ten years ahead of yourself
for this kind of date!

The dinner, the cake,
and Mamoru, too!

We'll take care of them all!

Mamo!

Usako!
Mamo!

Usako!

Mamo!

Oh, hot! Hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, it's hot!

It's cold!

Minako...

Are you awake? I was trying to
change the towel for you.

I'm sorry I woke you up.

Minako, have you been taking
care of me all this time?

Yeah. Because there's nothing
else I can do for you.

Hey, Minako. Why do you work
so hard to take care of me?

Because you're very important to me.

So, I feel I should protect you.

Why? Is it because I'm the princess?

No. I feel very comfortable
when I'm with you.

I like the way you're full of energy.

That's why I can't leave you
alone when you're sick.

Get well soon, okay?

Thanks...

Did Usagi's fever go down?

Yes.

Chibi-Usa was taking care of you with
me until just a little while ago, right?

Really?

Who cares if it's true or not?!
It doesn't matter!

Anyway, Minako, we have to go get
everyone's medication at the hospital!

Oh, that's right.

Usagi, will you be okay by yourself?

Yeah, I feel much better now, so...

Good. Then, let's go, Chibi-Usa.

Okay. Let's go, let's go!

Juban Medical
University Hospital

How is it going, Pharmakon?

Lady Esmeraude, as you can see,
the Dark Henge is growing steadily.

If I administer these Dark Power pills
and injections to more humans...

Opening the Dark Gate will be
as simple as can be.

Reception Desk

Reception Desk
That's weird. This place is too quiet.

Reception Desk
You think so?

You think so?

Excuse me, my name is Tsukino.
I'm here to pick up my medication!

Excuse me?!

Is anybody here? Unbelievable!

Anyone here? You have a customer!

Excuse me!

What?!

There's still a kid who can scream
that loud? What's going on?!

That can't be!

Oh! If you're here, can you quickly
take care of us?

Hurry up and give me the medicine
for lkuko-Mom and the others!

What's wrong with this kid?

Okay, okay, little girl...

But first, let me give you a flu shot
so you don't catch a cold, too.

What?! Shot?

You don't need to worry.
It will be really fast.

I'll even give you this shot
free of charge!

No...

You should accept someone's goodwill
with good grace, little girl.

Pharmakon!

Pharma!

Hold her still.
Pharma!

Hold her still.

NO!!

Pharma?!

She's the Rabbit?!
Pharma?!

She's the Rabbit?!

Chibi-Usa!

Chibi-Usa!
Chibi-Usa!

Chibi-Usa!

Chibi-Usa, wait there!

Venus Star Power Makeup!

Rabbit, you're doomed now!
Prepare to die!

Pharmakon, do it!

Pharma. Pharma!

Pharma!

Hold it!

Pharma?
Hold it!

Pharma?

Sailor Venus!

Chasing a little child and spreading
evil in the world, I won't forgive you!

I'm a sailor warrior of love and
beauty, Sailor Venus!

I will call down the judgment of love!

You!

You already noticed the location of
my Dark Henge and came here?!

Of course!

Huh?

Then you also already knew that we're
using this hospital as a base

to cause the flu epidemic by spreading
medication containing Dark Power?

Of course, I knew that!

I guess Venus will say anything to
go along with the situation.

She's so opportunistic!

It seems we underestimated
you all a little.

Pharmakon, k*ll them!

Pharma!

Usagi, you can't do anything
in your condition!

Your temperature is going up again.
You need to be in bed!

I'm all right.
When Chibi-Usa is in danger,

I can't stay in my bed comfortably.

Crescent Beam!

Pharma!

Pharma!

Venus Love-Me Chain!

Pharma! Pharma!

Pharma!

sh**t...

Pharma...

Looks like I've won!
k*ll the Rabbit first!

Pharma!

I hate getting sh*ts!

The hospital is a house of life that
saves people who have fallen ill.

I cannot forgive those who fill it with
tainted energy and abuse it!

Mamo!

Tuxedo Mask!

Damn it! You babble way too much!

Pharmakon, k*ll all who get in our way!

Pharma!

Sparkling Wide Pressure!

Bubble Spray!

Damn! What's this?!

So, you guys were the main culprits
behind the flu epidemic!

We'll make you pay for
what you did to us!

Everyone, what are you doing?!
You need to stay in bed!

If you're worried about us, we're fine!

It's all thanks to your nursing,
Sailor Venus.

You shared your strength with us.

Thank you, Sailor Venus!

Everyone...

Pharmakon, take care of the rest!

Pharma!

Now, everyone! Let's get rid of this
bad cold at its point of origin.

Okay!

Burning Mandala!

Pharma!

Now, Sailor Moon!

What's wrong?

Sailor Moon!
What's wrong?

Sailor Moon!

Sorry, I think my temperature
is going up again.

Be strong!

Yeah...

Do not give up, Sailor Moon!
Yeah...

Do not give up, Sailor Moon!

Be strong, Sailor Moon!
I love the energetic you!

Mamo...

Yes! Tuxedo Mask!

Moon Princess Elimination!

Pharma!

She did it!

Sailor Moon!

A job well done!

Excuse me...

Would you mind helping me now?

I can't move!

Sorry, sorry! I forgot.

After I worked so hard!

I can't believe this!

Damn! And I was so close!

Sailor warriors, you'll pay for this!

Juban Town
Shopping District

Juban Town
Shopping District
So, the town regained its vigor

Juban Town
Shopping District
and everyone's condition
gradually improved.

And everyone's condition
gradually improved.

Except for some...

Artemis, keep it down...

We've caught a real cold, haven't we?

Yeah, it looks like it.

But that's a good thing!

That means you're not an idiot
because you caught a cold.

Who would have thought?

Luna, is that any way to talk to
someone who's sick?

Hi! Sorry for the wait!

Here, eat, eat!

It's Usagi's special porridge!
Here you go.

Thank you...

So, so, is it good, Minako?

Yes... delicious...

Yeah! Eat lots of it, okay?

Now, I will take your temperature.

Later! This comes later!

Don't butt in!

What's with you?!

What about it?!

So, is this what they mean by,
"Correct your recipe by tasting others?"

You got that wrong.

Oh, please just let me sleep in peace!

Donna pinch no toki mo
zettai akiramenai

Sou yo sore ga karen na
otome no policy

ltsuka honto ni deau daiji
na hito no tame ni

Kao o agete tobikonde yuku no

Tsun to itai mune no oku de

Koi ga mezameru wa

Kowai mono nanka nai yo ne

Tokimeku hou ga ii yo ne

Ooki na yume ga aru yo ne

Dakara kitto ririshiku

Naritai mono ni naru yo ne

Ganbaru hito ga ii yo ne

Namida mo tama ni aru yo ne

Dakedo kitto ririshiku
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