03x24 - Planning Parenthood

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Kenny, The Girls
Will Be Ready

In A Few Minutes.

Good, Mrs. Huxtable.

Have A Seat.

If I Sit,
I'll Wrinkle My Suit.

Do You Plan To Stand All Day?

No, Just Until
Rudy Sees Me.

I See.

Okay.

Let Me Fix
Your Tie.

Clair:
Oh, Look!

Don't We Look
Beautiful?

Thank You.

And What
About Kenny?

What About Him?

Doesn't He Look Nice?

Yes.

Thank You.

Now I Can
Sit Down.

Are We All Ready?

Yes.

All Right. Good.

Daddy, Where Are We
Going For Lunch?

It's A Secret.

But You're Going To Have One Of
The Finest Culinary Experiences

Of Your Short Lives.

Dr. Huxtable,
You Look Very Handsome.

Thank You, Morgan.

Do You Like Desserts?

Yes.

Then You Get Two.

Dr. Huxtable?

Yes, Sir.

You Look Very, Very Handsome.

Then You Get Three Desserts.

Me, Too.

You're Going To Get .

Daddy, You're The Handsomest
Man In The World.

You're Saying That
Because You Want Desserts.

No, I'm Not.

You Lie.

No, She's Not.

You're Looking
Pretty Smooth.

And You Get...

Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!

Have A Nice Time.

I'll See You Later,
Handsome.

Ladies And Gentleman

We're Going To A Very Fine
Restaurant This Afternoon.

I Want You
To Behave

Like Young Ladies And Gentleman.

That Means

We Will Not Act Like Heathens.

No Heathens.

No Heathens.

You Will Not Act Like Mad Dogs
When The Bread Comes.

No Mad Dogs
When The Bread Comes.

No Mad Dogs
When The Bread Comes.

Hit It.

Hit It.

No Heathens!
No Mad Dogs!

Wait! Wait!

Now, See?
You're Loud Already.

( Softly: )
No Mad Dogs.

( Softly: )
No Heathens.

No Mad Dogs.

Ow!

Theo...

Theo!

Yeah?

What's Up Today?

You're Looking At It.

Eating And Listening To Music?

Vanessa, I'm Going To Relax.

Saturday Is My Day To Unwind.

Would You Do Me
A Really Big Favor?

No.

Theo, You Owe Me
A Favor.

When You Wanted To Buy That
Yo-Yo That Lights Up In The Dark

I Lent You
Cents.

That Was Three Years Ago.

And I Paid You Back.

Oh, Right.

Haven't I Done You Other Favors?

No, But Let Me Hear What It Is,
Anyway.

Teach Me How To Play Tennis.

Vanessa, You Hate Tennis.

That Was Before
I Met Edwin Slagel.

Edwin Slagel?
Is This A New Guy?

No, The Guy.

I Was Behind Him
In The Lunch Line

And I Overheard Him Say
He Likes Tennis.

I Thought
I Could Be His Partner.

I've Seen Your Tennis Game.

You Can Kiss
Edwin Slagel Good-Bye.

That's Why
I Need Your Help.

You're The Best Tennis
Player I've Ever Seen.

You're Fast
And Coordinated...

And You Look Fabulous
In Tennis Shorts.

Are You Trying To Flatter Me?

Yes.

It Worked.

All Right!

I'll Give You Some Pointers.

You Do Look Good
In Tennis Shorts.

Thanks.

Can You Make Me
A Good Tennis Player

In One Day?

Vanessa, When I've Finished
Giving You Tennis Lessons

You'll Be Mrs. Edwin Slagel.

Good Afternoon.

Welcome To
Port-Au-Prince Restaurant.

Do You Have
A Reservation?

Yes, Dr. Huxtable.

Your Table Will
Be Ready Soon.

This Place Is
Really Fancy.

They Have
Tablecloths.

I Bet If You
Spill Something

They Get Mad.

I Bet
They Throw You Out.

Dr. Huxtable?

Yes, Sir.

Can I Talk To You
Man To Man?

Yeah.

Step Into
My Office Here.

What Can I
Do For You?

This Place
Looks Expensive.

Yeah, But I've
Got It Covered.

Can I Pay For Me And Rudy?

You're Kidding?

My Brother Said

You Should Pay When
You Take Out A Date.

How Much Money Have You?

A Dollar
And Three Pennies.

All Right,
Give It To Me.

Not Now.

Wait Until The Bill Comes
So Rudy Can See Me.

She'll See You.

Come On, Sport.

What Were You
Talking About?

Man Talk.

That's Right.

Your Table
Is Ready.

Thank You.

Wow!

That's What
I Want!

No, That's Not
The Table!

That Isn't The Table.
Come Back.

Daddy, Can We
Have That Now?

You're Very Handsome.

Sit Down.

I Don't Want To Hear
That "Handsome" Stuff.

Thank You
Very Much.

Thank You, Kenny.

You're Welcome.

Sorry.

Yes, Dear?
Dr. Huxtable?

How Come I Have Two Forks?

Each Fork Is For
A Different Course.

I Have To Use Both?

No.

Good.

I Like This Tall One.

I'll Trade My Tall One
For Your Small One.

I'll Trade You My Spoons
For Your Plate.

No, No, No.

There We Go--
Nice Hot Bread.

Yay!
Yay!

Don't You Ever
Feed These Children?

( Doorbell )

Sarah!

Hi, Clair.

What Are You
Doing Here?

You're Always Saying

Your Little Sister
Should Visit More Often.

I'm Glad You're Here.

You Don't Mind
Company?

Not At All.

It's Okay, Girls.
Come In.

Samantha!

Glenda!

How Are You?

I Haven't Seen You Two
In A While.

You Would

If You Came
To The Health Club.

Samantha, I've Been Busy.

Are We Intruding?

No, This Is A Great
Excuse To Stop Working.

We've Really
Had A Workout.

We Were Tired
And Had No Place To Go.

Sarah Said,
"Let's Go Bother Clair."

Welcome, Everyone.
What Can I Get You?

We Brought Our Own.

Great!

I'll Get Some Plates.

Don't Walk So Fast.

My Legs Are
k*lling Me.

Oh, Yeah? My Thighs
Are Begging For Mercy.

Look At This Menu.

It Has Everything
You Ever Wanted To Eat.

Dr. Huxtable, What's This?

This Is Duck With Orange Sauce.

Duck?!

Eww!
Eww!

Do You Have To
Eat The Feathers?

You Know Better Than That.
They Take The Feathers Off.

What About The Face?

I Could Never Eat
A Duck Face.

All Right,
Forget The Duck.

Dr. Huxtable?

Yes, Dear?

Are Sweetbreads Really Sweet?

Forget
The Sweetbreads.

What Are You Doing,
Dear?

I Wanted To See If It Floats.

Eww!
Eww!

Hello. How's This
Fine-Looking Table Doing?

Fine.

Is Today
Someone's Birthday?

No.
No.

My Dad Said
He'd Take Us Out To Lunch.

Your Dad Is A Brave Man.

Yes, And I'm Afraid
I Need Your Support.

I'll Keep You Covered.

Thank You.

Is Everyone Ready To Order?

Yes.
Yes.

Don't Give Her Food,
Because She Has No Teeth.

Yes, I Do.

I Know What I Want.

You Do?

My Brother Taught Me
How To Order.

Hit It.

I'll Have An Appetizer

Then Soup, Then Salad

And Then I'll Have
The Main Course.

After That, Dessert.

Thank You.

We Have Delicious Chicken
Or Fish...

Hamburgers?

Hamburgers!
Hamburgers!

And French Fries!

Yay!
Yay!

We're Not Going To
Sit In This Restaurant

And Order Hamburgers.

This Is A Special Restaurant.

This Is A Special Luncheon
We're Having.

Wouldn't You Rather Have

Something You Don't
Usually Have?

Hamburgers!
Hamburgers!

Sir...

May I Recommend
The Hamburgers?

You Don't Have
Hamburgers.

Oh, Yes, Sir.

You Have Hamburgers?

Yes.

Then Hamburgers
All Around.

Yay!
Yay!

Hamburgers And Fries
For Everyone!

Yay!
Yay!

Okay.

Daddy, What's This?

That's An Artichoke Heart.

A Heart?

Eww!
Eww!
Eww!

No, That's The Heart
Of A Vegetable.

Vegetable?

Eww!
Eww!

Dr. Huxtable?

Yes, Sir.

There's Sawdust
In My Salad.

Where?

Right Here.

That's A Crouton.

What's That?

Toasted Bread Cut
Into Little Pieces.

No, It's Not.

I Know Toasted Bread,
And This Isn't It.

Dr. Huxtable?

Yes, Dear.

Is This A Beet?

Yes, That's
A Yummy Beet.

I Can't Eat Beets.
It's On My List.

Oh, You Have A List?

Yeah.

Let's See It.

"Foods That Beth
Must Not Have-- Beets."

Well, There They Are.

Eating Beets
Makes My Eyes Swell Shut.

Morgan, Do You
Have A List?

I Cannot Eat Olives.

There Are Olives In Your Salad.

Did You Eat Any?

Yes, But I Feel Good So Far.

Dr. Huxtable?

I Don't Think I'm
Supposed To Eat Krautens.

I See.

All Right.

You Take The Krautens
Out Of Your Salad

And Put Them In The Bowl.

You Take The Beets
And Put Them In This Bowl.

Morgan, Take The Olives Out--
Don't Eat Any More.

But If You Feel The Other Olives
Kick In, Let Me Know.

So Then
What Happened?

Hey.

Hi.

You Remember
Samantha And Glenda?

Hi.

Hi.

How Was Tennis?

Theo Was
Hilarious.

Cut It Out.

What Happened?

Nothing.

We Were Practicing

When Two Attractive Girls
Asked To Play Doubles.

My Lesson Was Over.

Ah.
Ah.
Ah.

I Only Did It Because I Figured
It Would Improve Vanessa's Game.

I Hardly Played.

Theo Got All Macho On Me.

He Ran All Over
Swinging At Every Ball.

Sound Familiar?

Absolutely.

Were They Impressed?

I Wasn't Trying To Impress Them.

Ha!

Halfway Through The Match,
Theo Called Time Out

And Said,
"Man, It's Hot Out Here."

He Took Off His Shirt
And Did Stretching Exercises.

Are You Making Fun Of Me?

No.

Did You Get Their Phone Numbers?

Well, Yeah, But Only Because
They Want Tennis Lessons.

Oh, Please!

I'm Going Upstairs
To Take A Shower.

Good-Bye, Everybody.

Bye, Vanessa.

It Was Hot.

My Skin Had To Breathe.

I Was About To Faint Out There.

I'm Sure You Were.

Mom, Would It Be Impolite
If I Turned And Ran Out Of Here?

No.

Thank You. Good-Bye.

Bye, Theo.

Oh, Clair, You've Got
A Good One There.

He'll Be Even Better

Once He Stops Trying
To Impress The Ladies.

Dr. Huxtable?

Yes, Sir.

What's Green, Slimy
And Has Legs?

I Don't Know.

Me, Neither,
But It's On Your Shirt.

Good One, Kenny,
That's A Good One.

Where Are The Hamburgers?

We Ordered Years Ago.

I Know, Dear, But Good Things
Take A While.

Is The Playground Outside?

No, I Don't Think So.

Where Are You Going, Dear?

Rudy:
I Dropped My Napkin.

Let Me
Help You.

I'll Help You.

No, Listen, Wait...

Lunch Is Ready!

The Hamburgers!

Look At This,
What We Have...

Isn't This Wonderful?

Oh, Boy.

Look At This.

Thank You, Sir.

Mmm, Boy!

Look At This.

Isn't This Wonderful?

What's Wrong?

They're Too Big.

These Are Double,
Smash-A-Rooney...

These Are Two-Handed Fellas.

Pick Them Up With Two Hands,
Come On.

I've Never Seen A Hamburger
Like This Before.

Me, Neither.

Where's The Bun?

This Is A Gourmet Restaurant.

See, This Is Toast.

Like Krautens,
Right?

Hey, My Fine-Looking Table
Doesn't Look So Fine.

Is Everything
All Right?

Sir, Could I Have A
Private Conversation With You?

Certainly.

My Compliments
To The Chef.

But They Aren't Used To
These Hamburgers.

I Understand, They're Too Big.

Right!

If You Would Take The Fries...

Have Them Make Long Thin Slices.

Please!
Take The Burgers...

And Cover Them With Ketchup

Put Them Between The Bun
And Mash Them Real Tight.

Yes! Yes!

I Have Three
Children Myself

And They Don't Like
To Eat Here, Either.

Thank You.

Let's Get Them.

Let's Get Rid Of These.

Hey, We Made A Mistake.

Where Is Rudy?

I Gave Her Away.

You Did Not.

I Dropped Her Off
At Beth's House.

Dear, I Am Never Going To
Take Out Little Children

Anyplace To Eat
As Long As I Live.

When Did They Start
Giving Balloons Away

At The Port-Au-Prince
Restaurant?

This Isn't From There.

This Is From Circus Burger.

Oh, You Went To Circus Burger?

No, We Went To Port-Au-Prince.

The Children Didn't Want
To Eat The Duck Face...

So They Ordered Hamburgers.

The Hamburgers Came With Toast,
They Said, "Eww!"

Then The Potatoes Were Thick,
And They Said, "Eww!"

So This
Wonderful Waiter

Ran Across The Street
To Circus Burger.

Came Back With Four
Circus Burger Burgers.

And The Children Ate
And Had A Ball.

So What's
In This Bag?

These Are The
Port-Au-Prince Hamburgers.

Let Me See.

Cliff, This Is Disgusting.

These Hamburgers Have Ketchup,
Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato...

Mayonnaise
And French Fries
Mashed Together?

Yes.

Why Did You Bring These Home?

I Just Brought Them Home.

I'll Put Them In The Freezer.

Maybe One The Kids
Will Want One.

This Is For You.

No!

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Son.

Great Balloons.

Thank You.

What's In
The Bag?

Some Burgers From
Port-Au-Prince.

Can I
Take A Look?

Yes.

Whoa!

Can I Have These?

Yes.
No!

All Right!

Say, Son, Let Me Talk To You
For A Second...

I Want You
To Sit Down.

Ohh.

Come On.

Give Me Your Feet.

Put Your Little
Feet Up Here.

Let Me Take
This Antenna.

No, Don't Take My Antenna.

Why?

These Balloons Cost $ .

You Know What I Really Want?

I Need A Nap-- Right Here.

I'll Take My Work Upstairs
So I Don't Disturb You.

Thank You, Dear.

And, Darling...

Yes.

I Love You.

I Love You, Too.

I'm Going To Make Sure
That No One Disturbs You.

Hey, Dad.

Do You Love Your Father?

Yeah.

I Mean, Do You Really Care
About Your Father?

Yeah, Dad.

Then Would You Give Your Father
One Of Those Burgers, Please?

I Can't Do That.

Don't Worry,
Your Mother Is Upstairs.

So Let Me Have A Burger.

That's Not It.
I Ate Them.

You Ate Four Burgers
In Seconds?

I Was Hungry.

What Happened
To The Fries?

I Ate Those, Too.

In Seconds?

I'm Sorry, Dad.

But I Still Really, Truly
Care About You.

Thank You.

Oh, And, Dad...

Yeah.

( Burps )