02x22 - Theo's Holiday

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I'm Good For It.

You Promised You'd
Pay Me Back Today.

Today's Not Over.

What's Going On?

Theo Owes
Me $ . .

You, Too?

Look, Vanessa,
I Don't Owe You $ . .

I Owe You $ . .

Lately I've Been Hearing,
"You Owe"

And At The Front
And The Back Of It

I Hear The Name Theo.

You Owe Everybody.

I Don't Owe Everybody.

You Owe Me A Quarter.

I'm Good For It.

When?

I'll Tell You When- Never.

All Right,
I'll Pay You.

Can I Have An Advance
On My Allowance?

Son, You're Already Backed Up To
Your th Birthday.

You're Developing Bad Habits
With Your Finances.

What Will You Do When You
Get Out Into The Real World?

If You
Owe Money

People Won't Be
So Understanding.

A Bank Won't Listen
To Your Excuses.

Your Mother And Your Sister
Are Absolutely Correct.

We're Your Family.

We Love You.

We Let You Borrow Money

Even Though You're Not Qualified
To Pay It Back.

In The Real World,
It's Going To Be Different.

I'll Do Fine.

I'm Going To Have Lots Of Money.

I Hope You're Not Waiting
For Me To Die.

No.

I'm Going To Earn It.

How?

I'll Be A Model.

I Want My Quarter Now!

I'm Serious.

I've Seen Those Guys
On Magazines.

I Can Start Modeling
When I'm .

You'll Be Ready To
Leave When Your ?

Definitely.

As A Model, I'll Be
Making The Big Money.

Yes.

But Before You Make
The Big Money

You'll Be Making, Maybe...

Teeny Money.

With Very
Little Money

You'll Have To Get An Apartment
And All The Things You Need.

When The Time Comes,
I'll Be Ready.

I Like Your Confidence.

I Know What I'm Doing.

Really?

I'll Have A New Car

Nice Clothes

And A Great Apartment.

You Make It Sound Easy.

It Will Be.

See You Tomorrow.

Where Are
You Going?

I'm Staying At
Cockroach's House.

When You Coming Back?

Around Ten.

Okay.

Bye.

See You
Later.

Will You All Be Here
Around : Tomorrow?

Yeah.

Good.

Because I'm Going
To Surprise Mr. Theo.

Tomorrow, When He Comes Here

This House Will Be
The Real World.

Hey, Vanessa.

I'm Not Vanessa.

What?

My Name's Margo Farnsworth.

What Are You
Talking About?

I'm Margo Farnsworth.

I Have An Apartment Here.

Whatever You Say, Margo.

Oh, Wait.

I Know Who You Are.

The Landlord Said

A Man Who's And On His Own
Is Renting An Apartment.

Huh?

A Young Man
Who Wants To Be A Model.

Okay, I Get It.

You're Pretending I'm ,
A Model, And On My Own?

I'm Not Pretending.

Don't You Want To Rent
An Apartment?

Fine. Okay.

I'll Rent An Apartment.

The Landlord Said
To Ring The Bell.

The Landlord?

Yeah, All Apartment Buildings
Have Landlords, Don't They?

Right, Vanessa.

Who Is Vanessa?

Never Mind.

Hey, Dad.
How You Doing?

Who?

Oh, I'm Sorry.

I Mean, Mr. Landlord.

My Name Is Harley.

Harley Weewax.

Okay, Mr. Weewax.

My Name Is
Theodore Huxtable.

Huxtable, Yes.

Your Folks Were By.
Very Nice People.

Said To Give
You This.

There You Go.

"Dear Theo, Here's $ ,
To Get Started.

"Good Luck.

We Love You.
Mom And Dad."

Beautiful People.

This Is Play Money.

It's Good Here.

Great.

With Two Grand In My Pocket,
I'll Be Set.

We Want To Welcome You To
The Real World Apartments.

Take A Look At This.

You Can See The Woodwork
Is All Hand Done.

Hi, Millie.

Hi, Harley.

How's
Everything?

Millie?

Yes.

That's Millie Farquar.

She Runs
The Chuck Wagon Restaurant.

Howdy.

You Need To Get
Yourself Some Grub.

We're Located Off The Lobby,
And We're Open Hours.

Good One, Mom.

Who?

I'm Sorry.
I Mean Mrs. Farquar.

Look Forward To Seeing You
Real Soon.

We Have A Few Rules Here At
The Real World Apartments.

Okay.

Rent Is Due
First Of The Month.

No Exceptions.

No Problem.

No Loud Music
Played After P.M.

Got It.

And No Children.

Definitely.

Let's Go See The Apartment.

Whoa..!

Here Comes Mrs. Griswald.

Hi, Harley.

Who's That?

Mrs. Griswald.

She Owns
This Building

But She Drinks Heavily.

Psst.

How Did It Go?

I Was Good.

All Right.

There
You Go.

My Room.

What Did You Do To My Room?

I Don't Know What
You're Talking About.

This Is
An Unfurnished Apartment.

You've Destroyed My Room.

I Haven't Destroyed Anything.

The Last Tenant
Left It This Way.

Okay, Unfurnished.

How Much Is It?

$ A Month.

For One Room?

That's What They Get Nowadays.

Your Timing Is Bad.

Had You Tried To
Move In Here In

You Could Have Gotten
The Whole House For $ .

Okay, I'll Take It.

Wait A Minute.

How Old Are You?

Dad, You Know How Old...

Oh, I Mean I'm , Mr. Weewax.

I'm Sorry, You Can't Have It.

-Year-Olds
Party Too Much.

Did I Say ?

I've Been On My Own
Since I Was .

I'm Actually .

That's Fine.

Okay.

I Will Need First
And Last Month's Rent.

Why?

In Case You Start
To Skip Out Early

I Got You.

That's $ , .

I Need Another $
Security Deposit.

Because Of Any Damages.

That's $ , .

You Add Like
A -Year-Old.

Okay, I'll
Have To Take It.

Not Just Yet.

I Need References.

References?

Someone To Vouch
For Your Character.

Like Your Employer.

You Do Have A Job?

I'm Getting One.

I'm A Model.

I Need Some Proof
That You Can Pay The Rent.

I Promise To Pay.

I Cannot Feed My Family
On A Promise.

You Have An Agent
Who Can Write A Letter

Saying You Have
A Steady Income?

No.

Where Can I Get One?

You're
In Luck.

Downstairs There Is
A Modeling Agency.

You Go Down There
And Check In.

Thank You.

All Right.

Now Look-

You Better Hurry

Because This Apartment
Will Go Quickly.

Vanessa...

Welcome To
The Firestone Modeling Agency.

This Is The Modeling Agency?

Yes, I'm The Receptionist-

Kitty La Rue.

Wait, I Thought You Were
Margo Farnsworth.

You Must Be Mistaken.

You Got An Appointment, Honey?

No, But Harley Weewax Sent Me.

I'm A Model.
I Need An Agent.

We're Always Looking For
New Faces.

I'll Ask Ms. Firestone
If She'll See You.

Ms. Firestone?

Yes, Kitty.

That Gentleman Over
There Needs An Agent.

How Does He Look?

Not Bad.

Send Him In.

Mrs. Firestone Will See You
Right Over There.

Hello, Mrs. Firestone.

Do You Have Any Experience?

No, But I Look Good.

I'll Be The Judge Of That.

Now...

You're Doing A Layout
For A New Men's Cologne.

You're Leaning On A Sports Car.

Very Masculine.

Let Me See That.

Not Bad.

Now Give Me
The Look Of Someone

Who Just Won A Ten
Million Dollar Sweepstakes.

Nice.

Now, Let Me See

A New Father Who's Holding
His Baby For The First Time.

Goo Goo.

Goo Goo.

Nice.

Let Me See Your Pictures.

Pictures?

Yes, Pictures Of You
In Different Looks.

Pictures Of You In
Different Clothes.

I Don't Have Any Of Those.

You're Not Going To Get Work
Without Pictures.

Get A Good Photographer
And Have A Set Of Prints Done.

That's Going To Cost
$ To $ , .

Could You Do Me A Favor?

What?

Could You Write A Letter
Stating I'm Working As A Model?

But That Would Be Dishonest.

Excuse Me,
I Must Call Paris.

Where You Going?

To Get A Reference.

Hold That Apartment.

Well, I Don't Know...

You Are Doing Great, Rudy.

Who's Rudy?

I'm Sorry.

I Mean Mrs. Griswald.

No Problem, Harley.

There's Nothing
In Here.

Where's
Your Stuff?

I Don't Know.

They're Going
All Out.

That's Why You've
Got To Be Good.

You've Got Nothing
To Worry About.

All Right.

Mrs. Griswald Told Me
You Were Up Here.

Hi, Mr. Weewax.

I'm Horton W. Dansberry.

You See

Instead Of
A Letter

I Brought
My Employer.

This Is Your Employer?

Yes.

What Business Are You In?

I'm In Oil.

Oil?

Yes.

I'll Give You
One Of My Cards.

"Cockroach Oil"?

You Told Me
You Were A Model.

I Am.

I'm The Spokesman
For Cockroach Oil.

Yeah. Let Me Tell You
Something About This Man.

He's Responsible,
Dependable, Hardworking.

In Fact, He's The Reason
Why Cockroach Oil

Is What It Is Today.

Congratulations,
Mr. Huxtable.

You Have
The Apartment.

All Right!

I Did It, Dad.

Who?

Come On, Dad.

Isn't This What
It Was About-

Me Getting The Apartment
By Myself?

I Proved
I Can Do It

So Let's Get My
Furniture In Here.

I Don't What
You're Talking About.

Okay, Hold It.

I Need My Dad.

Could You Find
Him For Me?

I'll See
If He's In.

Thank You.

Who's Playing
Your Dad?

My Dad.

Mr. Weewax Said
You Wanted To See Me.

How Much Longer
Will This Go On?

The Real World
Stops For No Man

But For You, Hours.

Hours?
What Am I Supposed To Do?

What People Do
In The Real World-

Get A Bed,
Some Sheets And Pillowcases

Turn On The Phone
And The Electricity

Get Some Furniture.

Where?

Ask Mr. Weewax.

Could You Get Him For Me?

I'll See If I Can Find Him.

This Is Fun.

That's Because It's
Not Happening To You.

All Right, Sir.

That's A Lovely Man.

Now, You Need Some
Furniture, I Understand.

Know Where I Can Get Some?

Furniture?

Of Course.

You're Lucky Today

Because Just Off Of
Millie's Restaurant

Is The Finest Furniture Store

With Stuff You'll Like,
I Think.

Who's Millie?

Mom.

This Is Amazing.

I Wish We Did This Kind
Of Stuff At My House.

My Stuff!

Man, They
Cleaned You Out.

Millie Owns The
Furniture Store?

That's Not Millie,
That's Amanda.

Hey, Harley.

How You Doing?

I Brought
Some Customers.

Send Them Over.

Go On Over, Boys.

Welcome To Amanda's
Furniture City.

If You Like It,
You Touch It.

If You Break It,
You Buy It.

If We Don't Have It,
We'll Get It.

What Can I
Do For You?

That's Funny.
That's Funny.

$ For My Stereo?

Darlin',
It's Not Yours Yet

But For $
You Can Walk Out With It.

That's Expensive.

I Only Have $ To
Furnish My Whole Apartment.

Does Your Friend
Have Any Money?

Uh-Uh.

No.

You'd Better Get Yourself
Another Friend.

$ ?!

That's For Both Beds.

Can I Buy Just One?

No, Darlin',
I Can't Break The Set.

Well, Why Not?

They Get Lonely, Okay?

Everything's
So Expensive.

What Do I Do?

Did You Come Here
For Advice Or Furniture?

You've Got To Figure Out
Exactly What It Is You Need.

I Need It All.

You Won't Get It For $ ,
But You Are In Luck

Because Here
At Furniture City

We Accept
All Major Credit Cards.

I Don't Have
Credit Cards.

You Are In Luck

Because Here At Furniture City
We Accept Personal Checks.

I Don't Have Any
Personal Checks.

Then You Are About
To Leave Furniture City.

Mom...

That's Amanda.

Cockroach!

That's Mr. Dansberry
To You.

Listen To Me.

You Need To Go To The Bank
And Get Yourself A Loan.

Okay, Where's
The Bank?

It's Very Easy To Find.

You Go Right Through
Millie's Restaurant

And Make A
Left Turn.

I Can't Wait To
Meet The Banker.

Theo, This Would Be Great
For "Career Day."

Knock It Off,
Cockroach.

Hi, Boys.

Hey, Denise.

Wait A Minute.

She's Not Denise.

Yes, I Am.

You Are?

Yes, Theo.

Whew. Good.

Before We Go To
The Bank, Can We Eat?

Sure.

Need Some
Plates?

Yeah. Thanks.

All Right.

Here We Go.

What You
Got There?

We Got Some
Chicken...

This One's
Carrot Salad

And The Other
One's Tuna.

You Want Some Sodas?

Yeah.
Yeah.

It Comes To $ . -
That's Without Tip.

Of Course.

Wait A Minute.

What Is This?

You're Eating
In Millie's Restaurant.

I Thought You Were Denise.

I Am- Denise Farquar,
Millie's Daughter.

Now Pay Up.

That's A Good One.

Put That Chicken Down.

Put It Down!

I'm Hungry.

You Paying For That?

No, You Are.

Cockroach, I Can't Spend
This Much On One Meal.

I Have To Get
Furniture.

I Have To Get Utilities,
My Phone...

I'm On A Budget.

Denise, How Much
For An Apple?

A Dollar.

We'll Take Two.

We'll Split One.

There's A Fifty-Cent
Charge For Splitting.

That's $ . -
Without Tip, Of Course.

Okay, Fine.

Here.

Keep The Change.

Cockroach!

She's Nice.

See You Real Soon.

Not At These Prices
You Won't.

Let's Eat
At My House.

It's Free.

No.

They Started This.
I'm Finishing It.

Here Are The Questions
You Should Ask Theo.

Okay.

Here They Come.

Ahem.

Please Wait

While I Finish With
This Nice Couple.

Vanessa...

Just Be Cool.

Your Loan Application
Seems To Be In Perfect Order.

Looks Good.

I'm Going To
Recommend Approval.

I'm So Happy.

Now We'll Be Able To
Buy Our Dream Home.

And Start Planning
Our Family.

We'll Have To Get This Loan
Approved By The Bank President

Mrs. Griswald.

Mrs. Griswald?!

Oh, Man!

Mrs. Griswald?

Yes?

Please Tell Me What You Think
About This Application.

Approved.

Thank You, Mrs. Griswald.

You're Welcome.

Excuse Me.

Now Comes
The Good Part.

Congratulations.

Thank You So Much.

I Knew We Came
To The Right Bank.

I'm So Glad
We Came Here.

Now We Can
Plan Our Future.

And The Family.

Oh, Thank You.

Thank You So Much
For All Your Help.

And, Mrs. Griswald...

Thank You.

You're Welcome.

If You Need More Money,
Call Us.

I Think That's
A Little Bit Too...

Next.

Dad, I Can't Play This
With Vanessa.

Next.

So, Who Are You Now?

Mrs. Covington,
The Bank's Vice-President.

Don't Eat Here.

What May I Do For You?

You Can't Do A Thing
For Me.

Theo

Let Me Handle This.

This Gentleman
Works For Me.

I'm The President And Owner
Of Cockroach Oil.

I See.
Where Is Cockroach Oil Located?

Our Headquarters Are
On The Top Floor

Of The -Story
Cockroach Oil Building.

Mm-Hmm.

The Address?

East th Street.

Your Phone Number?

I Must Confirm
This Information.

Uh... We Don't
Have A Phone.

You Own A -Story Building
And You Don't Own A Phone?

No Phone?!

She Caught Me Off Guard.

It's Only Vanessa.

She's The Bank's
Vice-President.

Forget Him.

Look, I Need A Loan

To Get Furniture And Pictures
For My Modeling Agency.

How Much Money
Do You Need?

About $ , .

You've Had A Loan Before?

No.

This Doesn't Look Good For You,
Mr. Huxtable.

You Have No Credit History.

Your Boss Doesn't Own A Phone.

I Need The Money.
I'll Repay It.

I Like To Give Young People
A Break.

I'll Recommend Approval
For Your Loan.

All Right!

Mrs. Griswald?

Oh, No.

Mrs. Griswald,
Could You Come Here, Please?

What Do You Want?

I'm Busy.

I'm Recommending That
We Give This Man A Loan.

No.

But, Mrs. Griswald...

No!

Why Not?

You Have Nothing!

Look, Once You Have
Money And A Job

Come Back And I'll Be Glad
To Give You Your Loan.

I Won't Need It Then.

Are There Any Other Banks
In This Building?

Yes. They're Owned
By Mrs. Griswald.

That's Right.

Come In.

Hi, Mr. Weewax. Amanda.

No, Son,
It's Mom And Dad.

Don't You
Recognize Us?

I Don't Know
Who Anybody Is Anymore.

Don't You Have
Electricity?

Not Yet.

I Rented These
From Cockroach

And I Bought My Stereo

Before I Knew
I Needed A $ Deposit

To Get My Utilities Turned On.

I Found Out Mrs. Griswald
Owns The Electric Company.

I Happen To Be A Personal Friend
Of Mrs. Griswald

So, There You Go.

Thanks, Dad.

Your Father And I Brought
You Something To Eat.

Great!

Mind If We
Join You?

No...

All Right,
A Bacon Burger Dog!

So, How Did You Like
The Real World?

It's A Lot Tougher
Than I Thought It Was

But So Am I.

Good For You.

Nice Place You Have Here.

Thanks.

I Could Use A Chair, A Bed
And A Few Clothes.

Otherwise,
I've Got Everything I Need.

That's Very Strange.

With Your Money,
You Have Everything You Need.

With Our Money

You Want To Live
Like The Rich And Famous.

I've Never Seen It
That Way.

You Learned An Important
Lesson Today, Didn't You?

I Learned That
When I Enter The Real World

I Don't Want To Do Business
With Anyone In My Family.