01x25 - Friends or Aunts
Posted: 04/22/23 17:28
- Ok. Here are your words.
If you're selected
To do something,
It means you are
Chosen to do it.
Knowledge is all of the things
That you know.
Rules tell us what to do.
If you are correct,
Then you're right.
But if you're incorrect,
Then you're wrong.
All right.
So we have...
Watch out for them
In today's show.
- Hmm-hmm-hmm.
- Hey, paul. Thanks.
- Mm.
-Oh, yeah, you got it,
Yeah, wh--
"Congratulations,
Annie scrambler."
- "Congratulations,
Lisa heffenbacher."
- "Bob bobson
Has selected you..."
- "To be a contestant...
- "On the next episode
Of the well-liked game show
'Friends or aunts.'"
- Aah!
I got it!
I got it!
Oh, I got it, yeah!
- Hector! Hector!
- What?
- Hey, aunt sandy,
Aunt sandy, aunt sandy.
- Check it out.
- "Friends or aunts"?
You got selected?
- Yeah. Bob bobson, the host,
Chose me.
"Friends or aunts"is, like,
It's, like, my third or fourth
Favorite game show.
- I have been selected
To be on the game show
"Friends or aunts."
Can you believe it?
- Oh! That's wonderful.
"Friends or aunts"is
A pretty watchable game show.
- I know!
I mean, it's like
Kinda sorta ok!
- Um, since you're my friend,
Do you want to be my partner?
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
- You're selecting me to be your
Friend on "friends or aunts"?
- What do you say? Oh!
- [Singing indistinctly]
Yeah!
- [Laughs]
- And guess what?
I get to choose
A friend or aunt to be
My partner on the show.
And guess who I select? You!
- Oh! It's the proudest
Moment of my life.
- [Indistinct chatter]
- Ok. I'll remember that.
- We just got selected
To be on "friends or aunts."
- Wait.
- What?
- We just got selected
To be on "friends or aunts."
- Stop that.
- No, you stop that.
- You stop that.
- So, I guess
It's us against you.
- Yup.
Oh, you guys have never met
My aunt sandy.
She's a hypnotist.
Just like uncle sigmund.
- I'm very good at what I do
And I also like to do what I do,
So I do that thing
That I do a lot.
Just so you know.
- Hey, you guys!
Oh, oh, oh, come on, yeah!
Feel the power,
Feel the power!
Feel the power!
Yo! And plug it in!
It's electric,
Electric company!
Get connected,
Electric company!
It's electric,
Electric company!
Get connected,
Electric company!
-Yo, yo, yo, yo!
The power we perfected is
Electrically connected
-Go, go...
So use it as directed
And expect to be respected
Just turn it on
And you will see
That you belong
In the company!
Feel the power,
Feel the power!
-Oh, feel the power!
-Feel the power!
-Yo! And plug it in...
-Plug it in, everybody!
-Feel the power!
-Yo! And plug it in...
Electric company!
Electric company!
Electric company!
- Ok. Now, if sandy
Tries to hypnotize us,
We know the plan, right?
- Right.
- So, why are you guys
So confident you're gonna win?
- Well, because the show
Is all about
The knowledge that
We have of each other,
And we know a lot.
- Yup.
- Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
- Test us.
- All right.
Uh, what is hector's
Favorite breakfast?
- Don't look.
- Ok.
- I think she'll get this one.
- All right. Done.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
- My favorite breakfast is
Pancakes.
- You got it right.
- [Giggles] yes.
- Or as bob bobson would say...
- You...are correct.
- Lisa, hector.
Fancy bumping into you guys.
Well, we just wanted to stop by
And wish you luck.
Which reminds me that
My watch is broken
And maybe you can
Look at it very closely.
Look at it.
Look at the watch.
You are getting very....sleepy.
Sleep--sleepy.
[Snoring]
- Aunt sandy.
Get away from them.
- Oh.
Mama.
- Wake up, aunt sandy.
- [No audio]
- Wake up!
We need a new plan.
- Here's a wacky thought.
What if we played fair?
Just thinking out loud.
- Um, I don't think
We have enough knowledge
About each other.
We would get
All the answers wrong.
- Yeah, and then
Bob bobson will say,
"You are incorrect."
I can't do it.
- I think...we need to bring in
Some help.
- [Laughs]
Who?
- Thanks for
Meeting us, francine.
- Of course.
What do you need?
- You watch "friends or aunts"?
- Ha ha ha.
It's my fifth favorite
Game show.
- We need your help to win.
- What's in it for me?
- Beating the electric company.
- That's a nice start, but I
Want a piece of the grand prize.
What is it?
- A washer/dryer, a subscription
To "modern aunts"magazine,
And a small bucket of money.
- How small?
- We don't know.
- If you win, I get
The washer, the dryer,
And the small bucket of money.
- That just leaves us
With the magazine.
- Correct.
It's a good magazine.
- That ain't gonna
Cut it, carruthers.
- Fine. I get the money,
And the dryer.
- What about the small bucket?
- It's yours.
[Cash register rings]
- Deal.
- [Beatboxing]
- [Beatboxing]
- [Imitating record scratching]
[Camera shutter clicks]
-Freedom to do
What you want to
Play with your friends
On a frosty afternoon
Fr-fr-fr-fr
Frequently, I do like
To freestyle
Makes me feel so free,
Don't you see
Fr-fr-fr-fr
Whenever you are
Feeling frustrated
Remember to take that frown
And turn it upside down
Ba ba ba...
Friend take a bullfrog
Confronting his frightening
Reaction to grapefruit
And now they are
Doing just fine
Fr fr fr
- So, what's happened so far?
- We were selected to be
On "friends or aunts."
- You were picked, too?
- Correct.
- What?
- Correct. That means
You're right.
- Hey, you guys.
- We're gonna win.
We have lots of knowledge
About each other.
Like, I know what your
Favorite breakfast is.
My brain is just full of
Information about you.
Knowledge, knowledge, knowledge!
- We're in trouble.
We don't know much
About each other.
- Our answers will be wrong.
They'll be incorrect.
- Let's practice.
Your favorite color is red.
- Incorrect. It's blue.
- [Buzz]
- We need help.
- Correct.
- [Ding]
- Oh, francine.
- [Giggles]
- Oh, welcome to
"Friends or aunts,"guys.
- Oh.
- Hello.
- Hey. I'm lisa.
This is my friend hector.
- Hey, what's up?
I'm howie.
You guys can head on back
To the studio,
And bob'll be right in.
- Awesome. Thanks, howie.
- Um, sweet.
- Ahh. Ha ha!
That's the soundproof booth.
- Yeah, well, this is
Bob bobson's microphone.
- Aah! Ha ha ha!
- You are correct.
[Chuckles]
- Bob bobson.
- That's right.
Say, are you the friend
Or the aunt?
- [Laughs]
- Huh?
- Hey, bob, isn't there
Supposed to be
A studio audience?
- You are incorrect.
- Oh.
- Watch this.
Little--little game show
Secret for you.
- [Recorded applause and cheers]
- There's your audience.
Howie runs this thing.
Where's howie?
Howie! Howie! Howie!
- Howie, you are getting
Very sleepy,
And you will listen to my voice.
When I snap my fingers,
You will stand in the corner
And sleep
For the entire show.
Understand?
- Totally.
[Snap]
[Snoring]
- All right. Francine.
- Let's do this.
[Ding]
[Ding]
[Ding]
- You ready, howie?
- [Hoarse voice] yeah.
[Clears throat]
[Normal voice] ready, bob.
- Yeah.
All right, let's make
A game show.
[Microphone feedback]
- It's time
For one of america's
Game shows--
"Friends or aunts."
And here's your host--
Bob bobson.
- [Laughs]
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Oh, thank you.
Hello, hello.
And welcome to
The only game show
That tests your knowledge of
Your friend or your aunt.
[Recorded applause]
Let's meet today's contestants.
- Is it on?
- It just started.
- Wow. This is like my
Seventh favorite game show.
- With us we have
Lisa heffenbacher
And her friend hector...
- [Cheering]
- Go hector!
Go lisa.
- And over here we have
Annie scrambler
And her beautiful
Aunt sandy scrambler.
[Chuckles] ok,
Let's get started.
You know the rules.
The youngest contestant
Goes to the booth first,
So, lisa, that means you're up.
Into the booth you go.
Now, lisa, can you hear me?
[Chuckles] of course she can't.
She's in a soundproof booth.
- [Laughter]
- All right, hector.
You know the rules?
- Yeah.
- Then here we go.
Hector. What is lisa's
Favorite animal?
Write your answer now.
- Totally dogs.
Lisa loves dogs.
- Done.
- Done. That was quick.
Let's get lisa out here.
Lisa, comeon out.
Lisa, tell us, what is
Your favorite animal?
- Oh, easy, bob. Dog.
- Dogs. Ok, hector,
Show us what you wrote.
Pack mule.
[Buzz]
Pack mule.
- Pack mule?
- That's incorrect.
- No, dude.
I wrote dogs.
- Careful, dude.
You know the rules.
We deduct points
For complainers.
- [Laughs]
- Hector definitely
Has that knowledge.
There's something
Weird about this.
- We better go over there
And check it out.
- I have to hang back
And help out my dad here.
Good luck.
- Oh, I don't trust you,
Letter "c."
I don't trust you one bit.
One minute you're making
A hard "cuh"sound, like...
But whenever you get in front
Of an "i,"an "e,"or a "y,"
You totally change.
You start making
A soft "sss"sound, like...
Oh, I'm on to you, letter "c."
On to you.
From this moment on,
I will never
Use hard or soft "c"again,
Or my name isn't...
Francine carruthers.
There's a hard and soft "c"
In my name.
You know what letter I love?
The letter "c."
Best letter in the alphabet.
- Oh, this is a good word,
And it just goes
Round and round.
Let's see: it has "c"s in it.
Now, that first one
Is a soft "c,"
Because there's an "i"after it,
So it makes a "sss"sound.
So, "sss,""ih,""rrr."
No, it's "sir,"and now we get
To the second "c."
This one has an "l"after it,
So we know it makes
The hard "c"sound.
So, it's circ, circ le.
Circle. Circle 'round folks.
Yee-hah!
- Whoo!
-Ooh!
Shock, I love that beat
Everything you beatbox
Sounds so sweet
But can you see what I see?
You're using the sounds
Of hard and soft "c"
"Cuh,"as in
Cacophony or coal...
-Was that a canary
Or a crow?
Soft "c"is also nice
At the end of words
Like "rice"or "twice"
It sounds like an "s,"
But take my advice
Sometimes you need that
Soft "c"to add that spice
- [Beatboxing]
-And when the sounds
Work together
The circus is in town
They run circles
Around this ground
The other letters fall back
This is just a little hard c,
Soft c, practice
- Sandy, come out of there.
- [Laughter]
- Oh, there she goes.
Ha ha.
All right.
We asked annie to write down
Her aunt's favorite snack.
What's your favorite snack?
- Well, i--i do quite like,
You know,
Those little, miniature pizzas.
They're about yea big.
- What's the snack, sandy?
- Pretzel sticks.
- Annie, what did you write?
- Aah!
- Pretzel sticks.
Correct.
[Ding]
Arbor day is correct.
[Ding]
Zoot suit. Incorrect.
[Buzz]
Turban is correct.
Incorrect
[Buzz]
Correct.
[Ding]
Keep trying.
[Buzz]
That's correct.
[Ding]
Incorrect.
[Buzz]
Figure skating. Correct.
Well, that brings annie
And sandy's score to
And hector and lisa's to zero.
Tough round for the friends,
But that's ok,
Because coming up,
We got the speed round,
Where we find out who wins
The washer/dryer combo,
The subscription to
"Modern aunt"magazine,
And the--uh, the, uh...
- Small bucket of money!
[Clears throat]
[Deep voice] small bucket
Of money, bob.
- Small bucket of money, yes.
Howie, thank you.
The small bucket of money.
So, stick around.
We'll be right back.
- That's francine.
That's francine.
That's francine.
- [Snoring]
- [No audio]
- Oh.
- [Recorded applause and cheers]
- Hello and we're back
With the speed round,
Where the rules are
Exactly the same
Except everyone
Talks really fast.
Hector and lisa, you've been
Selected to go first
Are you ready to go?
- Yes, bob, we're ready to go.
- [Indistinct]
- Going somewhere, francine?
- ...to go to the booth,
So, lisa, plug your ears,
Cover your eyes,
And hector, get ready
To answer this question.
Hector...
Writeyour answer.
- Oh!
- Why does it say "return of
The ninja aardvark part "
On the wall?
Howie. Howie!
Howie! Howie!
- Ohh. Bob.
Where are you, dude?
- "Brunch at stephanie's"
Is correct.
The friends are on the board.
Ok, here we go.
Cover your eyes.
Close your ears.
- [Indistinct]
- What?
[Indistinct]
- Francine!
- Howie, let's see
Arbor day. Incorrect.
- Arbor day?
I don't--what's arbor day?
- I thought you liked trees.
I just--
- Oh!
- [Gasping]
- Who are you?
- Long story.
- Hold this.
- Ok.
- All right.
- Wait. Come back.
- Francine--oh!
- Howie?
- Francine! D'oh!
Francine! I think.
- Howie?
- Bob.
- Uh...
- What's up, bob?
- Howie.
- This way, francine.
I mean, howie. Oops.
- H--uh.
Ha ha.
Just one second, america.
Howie, I want to show you
Something over here.
Look at this in here.
Ha ha. It locks.
- Bob, I'm trying to find my--
- Yeah, back to work,
Real howie.
- Ok, bob.
- Ok, we're back.
[Chimes]
- [Recorded cheers]
- Uh-oh.
You know what that sound means.
That sound means
We only have time
For one more question,
And that question
Goes to hector.
Cover them up, lisa.
For points and the win,
What is lisa's favorite lunch?
- Take your time over there.
Any day now.
- Done.
- He is done.
Lisa, what...is your
Favorite lunch?
- Turkey and swiss
On grain bread,
Hold the mayo with a pickle
On the side.
- Hector, your answer is...
Oh, turkey and swiss
On grain bread, hold the mayo,
With a dill pickle on the side.
It's correct.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- What a comeback
By the friends.
They have just won
"Friends or aunts."
I'm bob bobson saying
I'm bob bobson.
Good night, everybody.
[Applause]
- [Cheering]
-There's way
To see everything
My grandma used to say
And that rule applies to what
I'm singing here today
I'm talking about
The letter "c"
Come follow if you will
I learned this as a shorty
And it still gives me a thrill
Now, when the "c"is hard
It sounds just like a "k"
Make me wanna go...
-Cuh, cuh, cuh, cuh
-Now you say
-Cuh, cuh, cuh, cuh
-Now, when that "c"is soft
It sound just like an "s"
Oh, oh,
You'll get this
There's ways to say "c"
And it's always
Fine with me, oh
There's ways to say "c"
And either way is cool,
There's ways to say
Now, if a "c"comes before
An "e,""i,"or "y,"
That is when you know to give
The softer "c"a try
Say nice
-Nice, yeah
-Or peace
-Peace, yeah
-Bicycle, motorcycle,
Listen to me
Now, when that "c"
Comes before
An "l,""r,"or "t"
You'll probably want to use
The harder sounding
Kind of "c"
Say clap
-Clap, yeah
-Or crab
-Crab, whoa
-Subject
-Whoa, whoa
-Come on and sing with me
There's ways to say "c"
And it's always fine with me,
Oh oh
There's says to say "c"
And either way is cool
There's ways to say
- Wet cement?
I love fresh cement.
You can write stuff
In fresh cement.
- What are you doing?
I just poured that cement.
That was going to be my
Nice, new, concrete sidewalk.
You ruined it.
Whoooa!
- [Whimpers]
- [Beatboxing]
[Stops beatboxing]
- I'm special agent jack bowser.
I'm in a scoop of trouble
At the ice cream
Sprinkles factory.
It's about to explode,
And I can't crack the code
To get out.
Help me read this.
[Alarm sounds]
- I guess when they say
A small bucket of money,
They really mean it.
- Mm-hmm.
- But there could be
A lot of money stuffed in there.
Open it.
- Ok.
Well, guess that's it. Ha.
- So, what are you gonna
Buy with the money?
- That's easy.
Smoothies for my friends.
- Or aunts.
- Wyclef, go ahead, turn it on.
-Company, that's
What we are
We represent the life
Of the ghetto superstar
Catch me on "electric company"
With my homies
This is shockwave
And I'm a refugee
-Wordplay
-Wordplay, we could
Do this all day
I like to give a big
Shout-out to b.k.
When I big k,
The wordplay is brooklyn
If I say n.j., I'm talking
About new jersey
Rockin', shockin',
Goin', showin'
Watch this: rockin', shockin',
Goin' showin'
[Indistinct] means
I love to tease
Knockin' [indistinct]
Rougher, tougher,
Not a bluffer
Money makin', lady takin'
Educated, uninvaded
Radiation, high inflation
Bells ringing,
People singing
On the mic,
I'm always bringing
Fast rapping, feet stamping
Hands clapping, [indistinct]
Sympathy, harmony,
Dignity as you can see
Million, billion
[Indistinct] trillion
[Indistinct] superstar,
Hold up
Let me take a breath,
Ain't nothin' left
- [Inhales and exhales]
- Wyclef. Crazy.
- Haaa!
- Ha ha ha.
- What?
- Lisa. Hector.
Fancy meeting you guys here.
[Laughter]
- We'll be right back.
[Coughing]
Choking on my own spit.
They have one missing.
What a comeback.
- Ooh! Yeah!
All right, all right.
, , , .
- [Singing indistinctly]
- Ahh!
-Oh.
If you're selected
To do something,
It means you are
Chosen to do it.
Knowledge is all of the things
That you know.
Rules tell us what to do.
If you are correct,
Then you're right.
But if you're incorrect,
Then you're wrong.
All right.
So we have...
Watch out for them
In today's show.
- Hmm-hmm-hmm.
- Hey, paul. Thanks.
- Mm.
-Oh, yeah, you got it,
Yeah, wh--
"Congratulations,
Annie scrambler."
- "Congratulations,
Lisa heffenbacher."
- "Bob bobson
Has selected you..."
- "To be a contestant...
- "On the next episode
Of the well-liked game show
'Friends or aunts.'"
- Aah!
I got it!
I got it!
Oh, I got it, yeah!
- Hector! Hector!
- What?
- Hey, aunt sandy,
Aunt sandy, aunt sandy.
- Check it out.
- "Friends or aunts"?
You got selected?
- Yeah. Bob bobson, the host,
Chose me.
"Friends or aunts"is, like,
It's, like, my third or fourth
Favorite game show.
- I have been selected
To be on the game show
"Friends or aunts."
Can you believe it?
- Oh! That's wonderful.
"Friends or aunts"is
A pretty watchable game show.
- I know!
I mean, it's like
Kinda sorta ok!
- Um, since you're my friend,
Do you want to be my partner?
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
- You're selecting me to be your
Friend on "friends or aunts"?
- What do you say? Oh!
- [Singing indistinctly]
Yeah!
- [Laughs]
- And guess what?
I get to choose
A friend or aunt to be
My partner on the show.
And guess who I select? You!
- Oh! It's the proudest
Moment of my life.
- [Indistinct chatter]
- Ok. I'll remember that.
- We just got selected
To be on "friends or aunts."
- Wait.
- What?
- We just got selected
To be on "friends or aunts."
- Stop that.
- No, you stop that.
- You stop that.
- So, I guess
It's us against you.
- Yup.
Oh, you guys have never met
My aunt sandy.
She's a hypnotist.
Just like uncle sigmund.
- I'm very good at what I do
And I also like to do what I do,
So I do that thing
That I do a lot.
Just so you know.
- Hey, you guys!
Oh, oh, oh, come on, yeah!
Feel the power,
Feel the power!
Feel the power!
Yo! And plug it in!
It's electric,
Electric company!
Get connected,
Electric company!
It's electric,
Electric company!
Get connected,
Electric company!
-Yo, yo, yo, yo!
The power we perfected is
Electrically connected
-Go, go...
So use it as directed
And expect to be respected
Just turn it on
And you will see
That you belong
In the company!
Feel the power,
Feel the power!
-Oh, feel the power!
-Feel the power!
-Yo! And plug it in...
-Plug it in, everybody!
-Feel the power!
-Yo! And plug it in...
Electric company!
Electric company!
Electric company!
- Ok. Now, if sandy
Tries to hypnotize us,
We know the plan, right?
- Right.
- So, why are you guys
So confident you're gonna win?
- Well, because the show
Is all about
The knowledge that
We have of each other,
And we know a lot.
- Yup.
- Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
- Test us.
- All right.
Uh, what is hector's
Favorite breakfast?
- Don't look.
- Ok.
- I think she'll get this one.
- All right. Done.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
- My favorite breakfast is
Pancakes.
- You got it right.
- [Giggles] yes.
- Or as bob bobson would say...
- You...are correct.
- Lisa, hector.
Fancy bumping into you guys.
Well, we just wanted to stop by
And wish you luck.
Which reminds me that
My watch is broken
And maybe you can
Look at it very closely.
Look at it.
Look at the watch.
You are getting very....sleepy.
Sleep--sleepy.
[Snoring]
- Aunt sandy.
Get away from them.
- Oh.
Mama.
- Wake up, aunt sandy.
- [No audio]
- Wake up!
We need a new plan.
- Here's a wacky thought.
What if we played fair?
Just thinking out loud.
- Um, I don't think
We have enough knowledge
About each other.
We would get
All the answers wrong.
- Yeah, and then
Bob bobson will say,
"You are incorrect."
I can't do it.
- I think...we need to bring in
Some help.
- [Laughs]
Who?
- Thanks for
Meeting us, francine.
- Of course.
What do you need?
- You watch "friends or aunts"?
- Ha ha ha.
It's my fifth favorite
Game show.
- We need your help to win.
- What's in it for me?
- Beating the electric company.
- That's a nice start, but I
Want a piece of the grand prize.
What is it?
- A washer/dryer, a subscription
To "modern aunts"magazine,
And a small bucket of money.
- How small?
- We don't know.
- If you win, I get
The washer, the dryer,
And the small bucket of money.
- That just leaves us
With the magazine.
- Correct.
It's a good magazine.
- That ain't gonna
Cut it, carruthers.
- Fine. I get the money,
And the dryer.
- What about the small bucket?
- It's yours.
[Cash register rings]
- Deal.
- [Beatboxing]
- [Beatboxing]
- [Imitating record scratching]
[Camera shutter clicks]
-Freedom to do
What you want to
Play with your friends
On a frosty afternoon
Fr-fr-fr-fr
Frequently, I do like
To freestyle
Makes me feel so free,
Don't you see
Fr-fr-fr-fr
Whenever you are
Feeling frustrated
Remember to take that frown
And turn it upside down
Ba ba ba...
Friend take a bullfrog
Confronting his frightening
Reaction to grapefruit
And now they are
Doing just fine
Fr fr fr
- So, what's happened so far?
- We were selected to be
On "friends or aunts."
- You were picked, too?
- Correct.
- What?
- Correct. That means
You're right.
- Hey, you guys.
- We're gonna win.
We have lots of knowledge
About each other.
Like, I know what your
Favorite breakfast is.
My brain is just full of
Information about you.
Knowledge, knowledge, knowledge!
- We're in trouble.
We don't know much
About each other.
- Our answers will be wrong.
They'll be incorrect.
- Let's practice.
Your favorite color is red.
- Incorrect. It's blue.
- [Buzz]
- We need help.
- Correct.
- [Ding]
- Oh, francine.
- [Giggles]
- Oh, welcome to
"Friends or aunts,"guys.
- Oh.
- Hello.
- Hey. I'm lisa.
This is my friend hector.
- Hey, what's up?
I'm howie.
You guys can head on back
To the studio,
And bob'll be right in.
- Awesome. Thanks, howie.
- Um, sweet.
- Ahh. Ha ha!
That's the soundproof booth.
- Yeah, well, this is
Bob bobson's microphone.
- Aah! Ha ha ha!
- You are correct.
[Chuckles]
- Bob bobson.
- That's right.
Say, are you the friend
Or the aunt?
- [Laughs]
- Huh?
- Hey, bob, isn't there
Supposed to be
A studio audience?
- You are incorrect.
- Oh.
- Watch this.
Little--little game show
Secret for you.
- [Recorded applause and cheers]
- There's your audience.
Howie runs this thing.
Where's howie?
Howie! Howie! Howie!
- Howie, you are getting
Very sleepy,
And you will listen to my voice.
When I snap my fingers,
You will stand in the corner
And sleep
For the entire show.
Understand?
- Totally.
[Snap]
[Snoring]
- All right. Francine.
- Let's do this.
[Ding]
[Ding]
[Ding]
- You ready, howie?
- [Hoarse voice] yeah.
[Clears throat]
[Normal voice] ready, bob.
- Yeah.
All right, let's make
A game show.
[Microphone feedback]
- It's time
For one of america's
Game shows--
"Friends or aunts."
And here's your host--
Bob bobson.
- [Laughs]
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Oh, thank you.
Hello, hello.
And welcome to
The only game show
That tests your knowledge of
Your friend or your aunt.
[Recorded applause]
Let's meet today's contestants.
- Is it on?
- It just started.
- Wow. This is like my
Seventh favorite game show.
- With us we have
Lisa heffenbacher
And her friend hector...
- [Cheering]
- Go hector!
Go lisa.
- And over here we have
Annie scrambler
And her beautiful
Aunt sandy scrambler.
[Chuckles] ok,
Let's get started.
You know the rules.
The youngest contestant
Goes to the booth first,
So, lisa, that means you're up.
Into the booth you go.
Now, lisa, can you hear me?
[Chuckles] of course she can't.
She's in a soundproof booth.
- [Laughter]
- All right, hector.
You know the rules?
- Yeah.
- Then here we go.
Hector. What is lisa's
Favorite animal?
Write your answer now.
- Totally dogs.
Lisa loves dogs.
- Done.
- Done. That was quick.
Let's get lisa out here.
Lisa, comeon out.
Lisa, tell us, what is
Your favorite animal?
- Oh, easy, bob. Dog.
- Dogs. Ok, hector,
Show us what you wrote.
Pack mule.
[Buzz]
Pack mule.
- Pack mule?
- That's incorrect.
- No, dude.
I wrote dogs.
- Careful, dude.
You know the rules.
We deduct points
For complainers.
- [Laughs]
- Hector definitely
Has that knowledge.
There's something
Weird about this.
- We better go over there
And check it out.
- I have to hang back
And help out my dad here.
Good luck.
- Oh, I don't trust you,
Letter "c."
I don't trust you one bit.
One minute you're making
A hard "cuh"sound, like...
But whenever you get in front
Of an "i,"an "e,"or a "y,"
You totally change.
You start making
A soft "sss"sound, like...
Oh, I'm on to you, letter "c."
On to you.
From this moment on,
I will never
Use hard or soft "c"again,
Or my name isn't...
Francine carruthers.
There's a hard and soft "c"
In my name.
You know what letter I love?
The letter "c."
Best letter in the alphabet.
- Oh, this is a good word,
And it just goes
Round and round.
Let's see: it has "c"s in it.
Now, that first one
Is a soft "c,"
Because there's an "i"after it,
So it makes a "sss"sound.
So, "sss,""ih,""rrr."
No, it's "sir,"and now we get
To the second "c."
This one has an "l"after it,
So we know it makes
The hard "c"sound.
So, it's circ, circ le.
Circle. Circle 'round folks.
Yee-hah!
- Whoo!
-Ooh!
Shock, I love that beat
Everything you beatbox
Sounds so sweet
But can you see what I see?
You're using the sounds
Of hard and soft "c"
"Cuh,"as in
Cacophony or coal...
-Was that a canary
Or a crow?
Soft "c"is also nice
At the end of words
Like "rice"or "twice"
It sounds like an "s,"
But take my advice
Sometimes you need that
Soft "c"to add that spice
- [Beatboxing]
-And when the sounds
Work together
The circus is in town
They run circles
Around this ground
The other letters fall back
This is just a little hard c,
Soft c, practice
- Sandy, come out of there.
- [Laughter]
- Oh, there she goes.
Ha ha.
All right.
We asked annie to write down
Her aunt's favorite snack.
What's your favorite snack?
- Well, i--i do quite like,
You know,
Those little, miniature pizzas.
They're about yea big.
- What's the snack, sandy?
- Pretzel sticks.
- Annie, what did you write?
- Aah!
- Pretzel sticks.
Correct.
[Ding]
Arbor day is correct.
[Ding]
Zoot suit. Incorrect.
[Buzz]
Turban is correct.
Incorrect
[Buzz]
Correct.
[Ding]
Keep trying.
[Buzz]
That's correct.
[Ding]
Incorrect.
[Buzz]
Figure skating. Correct.
Well, that brings annie
And sandy's score to
And hector and lisa's to zero.
Tough round for the friends,
But that's ok,
Because coming up,
We got the speed round,
Where we find out who wins
The washer/dryer combo,
The subscription to
"Modern aunt"magazine,
And the--uh, the, uh...
- Small bucket of money!
[Clears throat]
[Deep voice] small bucket
Of money, bob.
- Small bucket of money, yes.
Howie, thank you.
The small bucket of money.
So, stick around.
We'll be right back.
- That's francine.
That's francine.
That's francine.
- [Snoring]
- [No audio]
- Oh.
- [Recorded applause and cheers]
- Hello and we're back
With the speed round,
Where the rules are
Exactly the same
Except everyone
Talks really fast.
Hector and lisa, you've been
Selected to go first
Are you ready to go?
- Yes, bob, we're ready to go.
- [Indistinct]
- Going somewhere, francine?
- ...to go to the booth,
So, lisa, plug your ears,
Cover your eyes,
And hector, get ready
To answer this question.
Hector...
Writeyour answer.
- Oh!
- Why does it say "return of
The ninja aardvark part "
On the wall?
Howie. Howie!
Howie! Howie!
- Ohh. Bob.
Where are you, dude?
- "Brunch at stephanie's"
Is correct.
The friends are on the board.
Ok, here we go.
Cover your eyes.
Close your ears.
- [Indistinct]
- What?
[Indistinct]
- Francine!
- Howie, let's see
Arbor day. Incorrect.
- Arbor day?
I don't--what's arbor day?
- I thought you liked trees.
I just--
- Oh!
- [Gasping]
- Who are you?
- Long story.
- Hold this.
- Ok.
- All right.
- Wait. Come back.
- Francine--oh!
- Howie?
- Francine! D'oh!
Francine! I think.
- Howie?
- Bob.
- Uh...
- What's up, bob?
- Howie.
- This way, francine.
I mean, howie. Oops.
- H--uh.
Ha ha.
Just one second, america.
Howie, I want to show you
Something over here.
Look at this in here.
Ha ha. It locks.
- Bob, I'm trying to find my--
- Yeah, back to work,
Real howie.
- Ok, bob.
- Ok, we're back.
[Chimes]
- [Recorded cheers]
- Uh-oh.
You know what that sound means.
That sound means
We only have time
For one more question,
And that question
Goes to hector.
Cover them up, lisa.
For points and the win,
What is lisa's favorite lunch?
- Take your time over there.
Any day now.
- Done.
- He is done.
Lisa, what...is your
Favorite lunch?
- Turkey and swiss
On grain bread,
Hold the mayo with a pickle
On the side.
- Hector, your answer is...
Oh, turkey and swiss
On grain bread, hold the mayo,
With a dill pickle on the side.
It's correct.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- What a comeback
By the friends.
They have just won
"Friends or aunts."
I'm bob bobson saying
I'm bob bobson.
Good night, everybody.
[Applause]
- [Cheering]
-There's way
To see everything
My grandma used to say
And that rule applies to what
I'm singing here today
I'm talking about
The letter "c"
Come follow if you will
I learned this as a shorty
And it still gives me a thrill
Now, when the "c"is hard
It sounds just like a "k"
Make me wanna go...
-Cuh, cuh, cuh, cuh
-Now you say
-Cuh, cuh, cuh, cuh
-Now, when that "c"is soft
It sound just like an "s"
Oh, oh,
You'll get this
There's ways to say "c"
And it's always
Fine with me, oh
There's ways to say "c"
And either way is cool,
There's ways to say
Now, if a "c"comes before
An "e,""i,"or "y,"
That is when you know to give
The softer "c"a try
Say nice
-Nice, yeah
-Or peace
-Peace, yeah
-Bicycle, motorcycle,
Listen to me
Now, when that "c"
Comes before
An "l,""r,"or "t"
You'll probably want to use
The harder sounding
Kind of "c"
Say clap
-Clap, yeah
-Or crab
-Crab, whoa
-Subject
-Whoa, whoa
-Come on and sing with me
There's ways to say "c"
And it's always fine with me,
Oh oh
There's says to say "c"
And either way is cool
There's ways to say
- Wet cement?
I love fresh cement.
You can write stuff
In fresh cement.
- What are you doing?
I just poured that cement.
That was going to be my
Nice, new, concrete sidewalk.
You ruined it.
Whoooa!
- [Whimpers]
- [Beatboxing]
[Stops beatboxing]
- I'm special agent jack bowser.
I'm in a scoop of trouble
At the ice cream
Sprinkles factory.
It's about to explode,
And I can't crack the code
To get out.
Help me read this.
[Alarm sounds]
- I guess when they say
A small bucket of money,
They really mean it.
- Mm-hmm.
- But there could be
A lot of money stuffed in there.
Open it.
- Ok.
Well, guess that's it. Ha.
- So, what are you gonna
Buy with the money?
- That's easy.
Smoothies for my friends.
- Or aunts.
- Wyclef, go ahead, turn it on.
-Company, that's
What we are
We represent the life
Of the ghetto superstar
Catch me on "electric company"
With my homies
This is shockwave
And I'm a refugee
-Wordplay
-Wordplay, we could
Do this all day
I like to give a big
Shout-out to b.k.
When I big k,
The wordplay is brooklyn
If I say n.j., I'm talking
About new jersey
Rockin', shockin',
Goin', showin'
Watch this: rockin', shockin',
Goin' showin'
[Indistinct] means
I love to tease
Knockin' [indistinct]
Rougher, tougher,
Not a bluffer
Money makin', lady takin'
Educated, uninvaded
Radiation, high inflation
Bells ringing,
People singing
On the mic,
I'm always bringing
Fast rapping, feet stamping
Hands clapping, [indistinct]
Sympathy, harmony,
Dignity as you can see
Million, billion
[Indistinct] trillion
[Indistinct] superstar,
Hold up
Let me take a breath,
Ain't nothin' left
- [Inhales and exhales]
- Wyclef. Crazy.
- Haaa!
- Ha ha ha.
- What?
- Lisa. Hector.
Fancy meeting you guys here.
[Laughter]
- We'll be right back.
[Coughing]
Choking on my own spit.
They have one missing.
What a comeback.
- Ooh! Yeah!
All right, all right.
, , , .
- [Singing indistinctly]
- Ahh!
-Oh.