Congratulations to Pops.
He has officially completed
his training.
More than an army's worth
of strength
is contained
within this vessel.
Yum, yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum, yum.
Was the peacock
the last of your training, Pops?
Uh, no. This is just
a weird thing he wanted to do.
But he looks
exactly the same.
Are you trying to tell us that
somehow he's changed inside,
even though he hasn't changed
at all on the outside?
Take a sh*t
if you don't believe me.
No, no.
We're good.
Come on.
You two
have destructive tendencies.
I know you do.
Okay, fine.
Pull my arm.
ALL: Whoa.
It's totally solid.
How'd that happen?
Whoa.
Whoa.
So cool.
So cool.
Snow cool.
Snow cool.
Is that all you've got?
Come on, really try
to take him down.
[PANTING]
Huh. Aah.
Everybody.
ALL: Uh...
Unh.
[COOS]
Good job, Muscle Man.
It turned into a bird.
[LAUGHS]
[SCREECHES]
Uhh. Hmm.
Aah.
Ooh. What?
How'd he do that?
He made a protective wall
out of positive energy,
and that's not all
he can do.
What else
can there possibly be?
Well, I guess
you could say
I have a way with words.
Aah.
Pops scaled my mind fence.
Yes. Now that Pops
is telepathic,
he'll never need
a telephone again.
Ahem. Question.
Ah, ah, ah.
Any questions
will be addressed
at tonight's
formal presentation.
The final battle
against Anti-Pops.
Now, Planet Nielsen,
home of the all-knowing seer
that can tell us exactly
when, where, and how
Pops will fight Anti-Pops.
So we just need to find her.
That's it.
That's the whole presentation.
Ahem. Earl.
What is it?
Remember how I said before
that I didn't want to fight
my brother?
Yes, but then we did
all that training,
and now you are ready.
Yes, but I still don't
want to fight him.
Yeah, but you're gonna.
You have to, Pops.
[ALL SHOUTING]
You have to.
Oh, but certainly
there must be some way
to end this dispute
peacefully.
No, Pops.
We've been over this.
The scroll says you fight,
so you will fight.
Okay.
Uh, okay.
I guess, uh, let's start
plotting the course
to Planet Nielsen.
All right, let's do this.
Yep, let's get 'er done.
Guess we better
buckle up.
Oh. There must be a way
to reason with Anti-Pops.
If only I could
get in touch with him.
Wait. I can.
[HUMMING]
ANTI-POPS: Sadness.
Impossible parking.
Had to wait
for the bathroom.
No free refills.
The only reason
I'm leaving a one-star rating
is that there isn't an option
for zero-st--
Huh? Pops?
You scaled my mind fence?
Don't worry.
This is just a friendly visit.
I thought I'd "pops" into
the old anti-thought attic.
[GIGGLES]
How dare you
show up in my head?
Well, that's just it.
I only wanted a chance
to get to know my brother
a little better.
Sadness.
I had no idea you were so sad.
You only think that
because happy for me
feels like sad to you.
Like how you see blue
where I see orange,
but you learned to call
your version of blue "orange."
It doesn't have to
be this way.
We could become friends.
And then what?
The joy of friendship
lasts forever.
Yes, perhaps
we should meet up
and talk this through.
I'll host.
Wonderful.
Meet me tomorrow
in my underground dungeon
on the sulphuric-lava planet.
[CACKLES]
Oh, uh...
how about
a public place instead?
Okay.
Uh, I know another spot
that might work.
Do you have
a pencil and paper handy?
I think my super mind
should be able to remember it.
Yes, of course.
[CACKLES]
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Everyone,
splendid news.
There's no need
to fight Anti-Pops.
Um, how did you arrive at
this conclusion, Pops?
I telepathically
got in touch with him
and made a plan
to meet in person
and figure out
how to make peace.
This is so clearly a trick.
There's no making peace
with pure evil.
But he's not pure evil.
No, Pops. You will fight him,
and that is final.
Okay.
[IMITATES ANTI-POPS]
Peace sounds like
a wonderful idea to me, Pops.
I'm so glad you agree.
♪ La, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪
Ohh.
[WHIMPERS]
[GROANS]
Ah, Mordecai and Rigby.
How long
have you been here?
A while.
I know you all believe
that the only way
to save the universe
is by destroying Anti-Pops.
But I have never known v*olence
to be an answer before,
and I don't see why
it should be now.
Yeah, we hear you, Pops.
It's just, well,
this situation's
like a video game.
Some bad guys
can't be beaten with words.
In fact, most can't.
You b*at bad guys
by jumping on their heads
or punching them in the gut.
Do you?
Yeah.
And we'll be with you
every step of the way.
That means a lot to me.
Of course.
Are you still gonna bake
that cake?
Oh. I suppose.
That means a lot
to me.
♪ Breakfast cake,
Cake, cake ♪
♪ Cake, ca-cake,
Ca-ca-ca-cake ♪
♪ Ca-ca-ca-cake ♪
♪ Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-cake ♪
Where's cake?
With Pops.
Where's Pops?
He left a note.
"Dear friends, I've gone
to see my evil brother.
"Cake fixes everything.
You'll see.
Sincerely, Pops."
He's gone
to get himself k*lled.
Himself and us-self.
We got to go find him.
[LASERS f*ring]
Oh.
Hello, Pops.
I'm so glad you came.
Alone, I presume?
As you suspiciously insisted,
yes.
There's no disagreement
so terrible
that it can't be hashed out
over a good, honest chat,
gentleman to gentleman.
I've secured
a quiet place to talk.
Right this way.
Good show. Good show.
Oh, dear.
This appears to be off...
limits.
Well, it is quiet.
This is my kind of place.
Really sets the mood.
Agree?
It sets a mood, I suppose.
I brought you a gift.
A man with
a tummy full of cake
has no need
to destroy the universe.
That's what I always say.
For me? Well, uh, I suppose
one taste couldn't hurt.
Oh, Pops.
This cake...
This cake is...
total garbage.
Oh, my "better together" cake.
You know,
I'm starting to wonder
if you were ever serious
about making peace.
Of course I wasn't,
you idiot.
Why would I want peace
for this universe?
This place and its creatures
offer me nothing,
and I plan to extend the favour
by destroying it all.
My goodness.
I've never met someone
who needed a hug so badly.
What? Ohh.
I don't need a hug.
Aah. Oof.
Oh, dear.
Aah.
Aah.
Oh.
Goodbye, Pops.
Please.
We don't have to do this.
Have to?
This is all I want.
[WHIMPERS]
Everything is broken, Pops,
just like these games.
But I have the solution
for broken things.
[GASPS]
See? All better.
That is not better.
Huh?
Hmm?
Hmm.
You see?
Positive energy can fix so much,
even a sad heart like yours.
It's like you don't
understand me at all.
Aah.
Ahh.
You can't hide from me.
I'm tired of looking at you,
Pops.
Just go away.
[CACKLES]
[GRUNTS]
Aah. I guess
my friends were right.
Some bad guys
can't be beaten with words.
[SCREAMS]
Tsk, tsk.
v*olence doesn't suit you.
[SCREAMS]
Unh.
Does it hurt, Pops?
Don't worry.
I'll make it all better.
[SCREAMS]
[CACKLING]
Ohh.
[HEART POUNDING]
[SCREAMS]
Ooh.
[ALL GRUNTING]
Pops, are you okay?
Aah.
RIGBY: Run.
[PANTING]
Where's the exit?
[ALL SCREAMING]
[POPS GASPS]
Heh heh heh heh.
Oh.
Oh.
Fulfil your destiny, Pops.
Get him
to the rendezvous point.
I'll hold off Anti-Pops. Hyah.
You heard him. Let's go.
[PANTING]
Heh heh heh heh.
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
[PANTING] Eileen.
Open the hatch.
We have to get him
medical attention.
Guys, we're
running out of asteroid fast.
Set coordinates
for Planet Nielsen.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
08x26 - k*ll 'Em with Kindness
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.