05x12 - A Fistful of Ed
Posted: 02/28/23 09:16
[ Whistling ]
edd: brbrbrbrb, yeah!
All: greetings,
fellow cluckers!
Edd: the happy cluckers
club is now called to order.
[ Rooster crows
] [ heart beats ]
Edd: egg-ceptional
progress, jonny.
Jonny: right on!
We're gonna have
us a family, buddy!
Edd: and what
do we have here?
Ed: [ laughing
] I like... Y-you.
Edd: [ chuckling ]
sarah: my brother the idiot.
Edd: well, I thought
it was rather humorous, ed.
Jimmy: teacher's pet.
[ Doorbell rings ]
lee: [ laughs ]
Marie: oh,
look, a crowd.
Lee: must be
a good place to eat.
Who's up for some eggs?
Marie: I'll have
mine sunny side up.
May: over
easy, pretty please.
All: [ screaming ]
edd: oh, ladies, perhaps a.
Quiet perusal of this book
so you, too, can discover the
Wonders of egg
hatchery for yourselves.
Lee: sweet talking
won't get you everywhere.
Aaah!
Marie: hey, what's
your game, mister?
Lee: your klutzo boyfriend
clobbered my foot, that's what!
Edd: lee,
I do apologize.
It was an accident.
Marie: I bet.
Come on, may, let's get
lee to the school nurse.
Edd: [ chuckles nervously ]
shall we continue tending to our.
Eggs with a gentle
organic-cotton-bud massage?
Nazz: dude, did you hear,
what, like went down yesterday?
Kevin: no, what?
Nazz: you're not gonna
believe this, but double d made.
Lee kanker's foot swell
up like a beach ball.
Kevin: yeah, right.
What'd he use, the
deadly art of algebra?
[ Laughs ]
nazz: no, seriously.
I heard they had to use a whole
refrigerator of ice just to stop
Her big toe from ballooning.
Edd: [ humming ]
eddy: you sent a kanker.
Packing?
Ba ha!
What'd you use, the
deadly art of allergies?
Ed: do not
taunt the "d," eddy.
I was there.
Edd: oh, please.
It was an accident, honestly.
I feel just awful.
Rolf: heavens, oh, good
boy, rolf requires your assistance.
Might you have a
spare writing stick?
Rolf's has been reduced to
that of the size of a baby's bazoo.
Why, of
course I do, rolf.
[ Rattling ]
rolf: ah-hoo!
Rolf would have taken a
simple "no, not today," yes?
Nazz: dude, it's always
the quiet ones, I swear.
Sarah: did you
see the look in his eyes?
Jimmy: we didn't
see anything, sarah.
Edd: but i... I...
Jonny: head for the hills,
Buddy!
Double d's cracked!
Lost it, I tell you!
Eddy: double d, I
never knew you had it in you.
You're an animal.
Pow! Kablooey!
Ba-boom!
Oh, where you going?
Ed: double d has fallen down
the deep, dark cr*ck between the.
Couch pillows of life, eddy,
slipping through the fuzz of our
Belly button existence.
Foraging...
[ Silence ] eddy:
we're gonna rule this.
Dump, ed.
[ Bell rings ] rolf:
how can one who wears a.
Sock on his head do this?
I ask you.
Kevin: dude,
you should frame that.
[ Indistinct whispering ]
jimmy: [ whimpering ]
Eddy: give me that.
Edd: why
are you all leaving?
Eddy: yeah,
why you leaving?
Edd: didn't I say
that already, eddy?
Eddy: here,
let me help you.
Pretty good seat, huh?
Sarah:[ [ growling ]
who the heck do you think you.
Are?
Jimmy:
no, sarah, don't.
You can't.
He's watching.
Ed: just me.
Edd: why is ed
sitting way over there?
Eddy: way over
there... You are so right.
Ooh, rolf's got grapes.
Edd: um...
Marie: that's
my pie. I saw it first.
Jonny: no
way. We saw it first.
Marie: in your
dreams, weirdo.
Jonny: plank had first dibs
before you and your bad vibes.
Showed up.
Marie: give me it.
Jonny: no!
Marie: give me it!
Jonny: what are
you, hard of hearing?
Marie: let go, kid.
Jonny: it's plank's!
Marie:
ask me if I care.
Edd: [ clears throat ]
pardon my intrusion, but surely.
A compromise is not
out of the question.
Jonny: have
I stopped yet?
Eddy: who's next?
[ Humming "mexican hat
dance" ] kevin: oh, man.
Nazz: not cool.
Jimmy: viciousness,
thy name is double d.
Eddy: olã©!
Edd: please,
let me explain.
Eddy: yeah, let him.
Flee for your lives!
[ Screaming ]
edd: there's been a great.
Breach of judgment.
Eddy: yeah!
Breach the heck
out of them, double d.
Edd: things are
not as they appear.
Jimmy: what
do you want with me?
Take my money...
[ Coins clinking ] my comb...
My moisturizing lotions.
Take it! Take it!
Edd: sarah?
You certainly can't believe...
Ed: stay away!
Stay away from my
baby sister, you meanie.
Edd: ed, my dear
friend, how can you say that?
Ed: we are
friends no more!
My mom says I can't be chums
with a fighting fisticuffs like
You.
[ Sniffles ] [ gulps ]
[ Both sobbing ]
edd: this ends now!
Ed: aah!
Holy smolies!
Uncle! Uncle!
Aah!
Aaah!
Run away!
Edd: come
back here, you!
Kevin:
now's our chance.
Sarah: jimmy,
get out of there!
Eddy: yeah!
You better run, 'cause
double d's got all your.
Numbers... And your addresses.
Oh, yeah!
I'm pumped, baby!
Maybe a little rough on ed, huh?
He is our pal, you know.
Right.
You know best.
So, hey, I'm gonna go
make nazz rub my feet.
Edd: what
have I become?
Are these indeed the
hands of a lowly thug?
[ Crash ] ed?
Is that you?
Here, let me have your hand.
Jimmy: aah!
Leave me alone,
you gooney gorilla.
You punky palooka.
You rowdy rouser.
Aah!
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
edd: oh, what's the use?
No one will ever believe
I'm anything more than a
Rambunctious roughneck!
[ Sobbing ]
jimmy: double d!
[ Sobbing stops ] [
electricity buzzes ]
You've cross-pollinated a
rose with a baby-blue gym sock.
Jimmy: only hands as gentle
as hummingbirds' wings could.
Have spliced the two together.
I believe you, double d.
Edd: you do?
Oh, thank you, thank you, jimmy.
If only the others had listened
to my pleas of innocence.
Jimmy: sounds like you
need a shoulder to cry on, double d.
Be right with you.
[ Humming ] give me
the dirt, and don't
Spare me the details.
[ Humming ] edd:
oh, jimmy, I'm blurred,
Bewildered, befuddled at this...
This melee of misinterpretation.
First, with my book accidently
plunging on top of lee's foot...
A fortuitous mishap,
I assured them.
Yet I sensed the
seed of doubt here.
Then rolf.
Oh, dear friend rolf.
He was in need of a new
pencil, his worn, unusable.
I was only too happy
to provide him with one.
Why, of course I do, rolf.
Rolf: rolf would have
taken a simple "no, not today," yes?
Edd: another regrettable
blunder, as would be the next.
Marie: that's my pie.
I saw it first.
Jonny: no way.
We saw it first.
Edd: remembering mother
had packed my lunch with a slice of.
Her heavenly apple crumble
pie, I thought the best thing to
Compose this conflict
would be to share it.
To no avail!
Once again, my good intentions
were cowed by my gawkish
Demeanor.
Ed: stay away!
Edd: then came
the worst blow of all.
My dearest friend lost his
hope and trust because of my
Stumblings.
Enough was enough.
I could see it was up to me to
vindicate myself, so in order to
Do this, I needed to remove the
chair that separated our beloved
Friendship.
Ed: aah!
Aaah!
Uncle! Uncle!
Edd: can't they see?
How am I to blame?
It's so obvious.
Is it me?
But I'm a pacifist!
Jimmy: you've been marked
with a scarlet letter, double d.
All you need is someone to
strip it from you and validate that
Sweet and gentle you.
Follow me, silly.
Edd: wait, jimmy.
[ Cans rattle ]
kevin: weak.
Jimmy: you
think you're so tough?
I challenge you
to a battle royale.
Are you aware of the
marquis of queensberry rules?
Edd:
explicitly... I think.
I will make you consume
your foolhardy words.
We shall meet
at... At... Oh, dear.
Jimmy: the pit!
Edd:
the... Yes, the pit.
: P.m. Yes.
Kevin: no way!
Jimmy: end scene.
Kevin: double d and jimmy
are duking it out at the pit, man.
Pass it on.
Nazz: oh, no,
poor jimmy's a goner.
Ed: so, little double g,
seeing as my old pal double d is.
Now a nasty mcduster knuckles,
you are going to be my new.
Friend.
What would like to do today?
I, double g, am gentle, unlike
that evil double d you speak of.
Shall we talk about
fossils and dish soap?
[ Gasps ] double d
used to talk about dish
Soap all the time.
[ Sobbing ] [ rolf
and jonny panting ]
Eddy: move it, slow coaches,
or I'll make sure you're next in.
The pit.
Jonny: yes,
sir, mr. Eddy, sir.
Ed: whoa!
Eddy: out of the way.
Make room.
Best friend of the school
bruiser coming through.
So move, if you know
what's good for you.
Sarah: jimmy,
are you crazy?
He's gonna turn
you into cold cuts.
Jimmy: sometimes, a man's
got to do what a man's got to do,
Sarah.
Eddy: spare
the clichã©s, twerp.
Double d's gonna mop the floor
with that curly head of yours.
Edd: you still have time to
yield to your inevitable fate of.
Losing to me, jimmy.
Make haste before
I change my mind.
Ed: aah!
Rolf: jimmy
boy is done for.
Jimmy: I've got your knuckle
sandwich with a side of black.
Eye right here.
Sarah: poor jimmy.
Jonny: give him
the old one, two, jimmy.
Ed: this
isn't happening.
Eddy: that's my boy.
Stay on him, sockhead!
Jonny: run, jimmy! Run!
Kevin: quit prancing
around and pound him, jimmy.
Eddy: what's the matter,
jimmy, your curl going limp on.
You?
Jimmy: pardon?
Eddy: whoops!
Ah ha ha ha!
That mustard looks good on you.
It's yellow, get it?
Like you. Ha ha ha!
I got a million of them.
Crowd: [
chanting ] jimmy!
Jimmy: okay, ready?
Eddy: ah ha ha ha!
My bad.
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Jimmy: stop it!
How can I concentrate with you?
Nazz: hey,
that's not fair.
Uh, never mind.
Eddy: b*mb's away!
Jonny: I don't know where
he's getting all those hot dogs.
From, plank.
Eddy: oh,
look out, everybody.
Jimmy looks like
he's gonna blow up.
Oh, wait, he already did when we
turned him into a sumo wrestler.
Remember?
Ah ha ha ha!
Jimmy: I hope you're
wearing a cup, 'cause you're crã¨me.
Brã»lã©e, mister.
Eddy: yeah, right.
Edd: no, no, no.
Have you forgotten
our mission here?
Jimmy: let me go!
Kevin: double
dweeb's gonna pants him.
Edd: stop it right now.
Eddy: way
to go, sockhead!
[ Laughing ] sarah:
jimmy, are you okay?
Jimmy: aaaaaaah!
[ Cheering ] eddy:
do something, double d.
You're the tough guy.
Jimmy: what happened?
Rolf: hooray!
Now the heathen sock
tyrant has ceased!
[ Cheering ]
sarah: way to go, jimmy.
Together: [ chanting ]
jimmy, jimmy, he's our boy.
He'll send you to the
trash like a broken toy.
Kevin: nice jacket.
Dorks.
Eddy: what
the heck was that?
So much for being the
toughest kid in school.
All that respect.
All that reputation, that
sweet naugahyde jacket, gone!
You owe me a jacket.
Edd: I guess I'm not as
boorish a brute as you'd hoped.
For, eddy.
Eddy: bah!
Ed: double d?
Is it really you?
Edd: oh, ed.
Ed: double d!
Eddy: yeah, double d.
Together: eddy.
May: aw, we
missed their scrap, marie.
Marie: yeah, but we got
here just in time to kiss the loser.
Better.
Edd: a little late
for an entrance, isn't it?
Lee: double d...
You should see the
shiner you left on my foot.
Clumsy oafs are so cute.
May: they sure are.
Marie:
pucker up, sweetie.
Edd: no, please.
Eddy: hey!
He's had enough already!
b*at it!
Ed: good one, eddy.
Eddy: vultures.
Edd: goodness,
I'm touched, eddy.
You standing up to a
clichã© show ending for me.
Let me tell you, after the
kind of day I've had, a dose of
Camaraderie really...
Eddy: yeah, yeah.
Eat and shut up.
Ed: and
for your ed, eddy?
Edd: eddy, I thought
that was my hot dog.
Thank you, eddy.
Eddy: there,
is everybody happy?
Good.
Jeez.
edd: brbrbrbrb, yeah!
All: greetings,
fellow cluckers!
Edd: the happy cluckers
club is now called to order.
[ Rooster crows
] [ heart beats ]
Edd: egg-ceptional
progress, jonny.
Jonny: right on!
We're gonna have
us a family, buddy!
Edd: and what
do we have here?
Ed: [ laughing
] I like... Y-you.
Edd: [ chuckling ]
sarah: my brother the idiot.
Edd: well, I thought
it was rather humorous, ed.
Jimmy: teacher's pet.
[ Doorbell rings ]
lee: [ laughs ]
Marie: oh,
look, a crowd.
Lee: must be
a good place to eat.
Who's up for some eggs?
Marie: I'll have
mine sunny side up.
May: over
easy, pretty please.
All: [ screaming ]
edd: oh, ladies, perhaps a.
Quiet perusal of this book
so you, too, can discover the
Wonders of egg
hatchery for yourselves.
Lee: sweet talking
won't get you everywhere.
Aaah!
Marie: hey, what's
your game, mister?
Lee: your klutzo boyfriend
clobbered my foot, that's what!
Edd: lee,
I do apologize.
It was an accident.
Marie: I bet.
Come on, may, let's get
lee to the school nurse.
Edd: [ chuckles nervously ]
shall we continue tending to our.
Eggs with a gentle
organic-cotton-bud massage?
Nazz: dude, did you hear,
what, like went down yesterday?
Kevin: no, what?
Nazz: you're not gonna
believe this, but double d made.
Lee kanker's foot swell
up like a beach ball.
Kevin: yeah, right.
What'd he use, the
deadly art of algebra?
[ Laughs ]
nazz: no, seriously.
I heard they had to use a whole
refrigerator of ice just to stop
Her big toe from ballooning.
Edd: [ humming ]
eddy: you sent a kanker.
Packing?
Ba ha!
What'd you use, the
deadly art of allergies?
Ed: do not
taunt the "d," eddy.
I was there.
Edd: oh, please.
It was an accident, honestly.
I feel just awful.
Rolf: heavens, oh, good
boy, rolf requires your assistance.
Might you have a
spare writing stick?
Rolf's has been reduced to
that of the size of a baby's bazoo.
Why, of
course I do, rolf.
[ Rattling ]
rolf: ah-hoo!
Rolf would have taken a
simple "no, not today," yes?
Nazz: dude, it's always
the quiet ones, I swear.
Sarah: did you
see the look in his eyes?
Jimmy: we didn't
see anything, sarah.
Edd: but i... I...
Jonny: head for the hills,
Buddy!
Double d's cracked!
Lost it, I tell you!
Eddy: double d, I
never knew you had it in you.
You're an animal.
Pow! Kablooey!
Ba-boom!
Oh, where you going?
Ed: double d has fallen down
the deep, dark cr*ck between the.
Couch pillows of life, eddy,
slipping through the fuzz of our
Belly button existence.
Foraging...
[ Silence ] eddy:
we're gonna rule this.
Dump, ed.
[ Bell rings ] rolf:
how can one who wears a.
Sock on his head do this?
I ask you.
Kevin: dude,
you should frame that.
[ Indistinct whispering ]
jimmy: [ whimpering ]
Eddy: give me that.
Edd: why
are you all leaving?
Eddy: yeah,
why you leaving?
Edd: didn't I say
that already, eddy?
Eddy: here,
let me help you.
Pretty good seat, huh?
Sarah:[ [ growling ]
who the heck do you think you.
Are?
Jimmy:
no, sarah, don't.
You can't.
He's watching.
Ed: just me.
Edd: why is ed
sitting way over there?
Eddy: way over
there... You are so right.
Ooh, rolf's got grapes.
Edd: um...
Marie: that's
my pie. I saw it first.
Jonny: no
way. We saw it first.
Marie: in your
dreams, weirdo.
Jonny: plank had first dibs
before you and your bad vibes.
Showed up.
Marie: give me it.
Jonny: no!
Marie: give me it!
Jonny: what are
you, hard of hearing?
Marie: let go, kid.
Jonny: it's plank's!
Marie:
ask me if I care.
Edd: [ clears throat ]
pardon my intrusion, but surely.
A compromise is not
out of the question.
Jonny: have
I stopped yet?
Eddy: who's next?
[ Humming "mexican hat
dance" ] kevin: oh, man.
Nazz: not cool.
Jimmy: viciousness,
thy name is double d.
Eddy: olã©!
Edd: please,
let me explain.
Eddy: yeah, let him.
Flee for your lives!
[ Screaming ]
edd: there's been a great.
Breach of judgment.
Eddy: yeah!
Breach the heck
out of them, double d.
Edd: things are
not as they appear.
Jimmy: what
do you want with me?
Take my money...
[ Coins clinking ] my comb...
My moisturizing lotions.
Take it! Take it!
Edd: sarah?
You certainly can't believe...
Ed: stay away!
Stay away from my
baby sister, you meanie.
Edd: ed, my dear
friend, how can you say that?
Ed: we are
friends no more!
My mom says I can't be chums
with a fighting fisticuffs like
You.
[ Sniffles ] [ gulps ]
[ Both sobbing ]
edd: this ends now!
Ed: aah!
Holy smolies!
Uncle! Uncle!
Aah!
Aaah!
Run away!
Edd: come
back here, you!
Kevin:
now's our chance.
Sarah: jimmy,
get out of there!
Eddy: yeah!
You better run, 'cause
double d's got all your.
Numbers... And your addresses.
Oh, yeah!
I'm pumped, baby!
Maybe a little rough on ed, huh?
He is our pal, you know.
Right.
You know best.
So, hey, I'm gonna go
make nazz rub my feet.
Edd: what
have I become?
Are these indeed the
hands of a lowly thug?
[ Crash ] ed?
Is that you?
Here, let me have your hand.
Jimmy: aah!
Leave me alone,
you gooney gorilla.
You punky palooka.
You rowdy rouser.
Aah!
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
edd: oh, what's the use?
No one will ever believe
I'm anything more than a
Rambunctious roughneck!
[ Sobbing ]
jimmy: double d!
[ Sobbing stops ] [
electricity buzzes ]
You've cross-pollinated a
rose with a baby-blue gym sock.
Jimmy: only hands as gentle
as hummingbirds' wings could.
Have spliced the two together.
I believe you, double d.
Edd: you do?
Oh, thank you, thank you, jimmy.
If only the others had listened
to my pleas of innocence.
Jimmy: sounds like you
need a shoulder to cry on, double d.
Be right with you.
[ Humming ] give me
the dirt, and don't
Spare me the details.
[ Humming ] edd:
oh, jimmy, I'm blurred,
Bewildered, befuddled at this...
This melee of misinterpretation.
First, with my book accidently
plunging on top of lee's foot...
A fortuitous mishap,
I assured them.
Yet I sensed the
seed of doubt here.
Then rolf.
Oh, dear friend rolf.
He was in need of a new
pencil, his worn, unusable.
I was only too happy
to provide him with one.
Why, of course I do, rolf.
Rolf: rolf would have
taken a simple "no, not today," yes?
Edd: another regrettable
blunder, as would be the next.
Marie: that's my pie.
I saw it first.
Jonny: no way.
We saw it first.
Edd: remembering mother
had packed my lunch with a slice of.
Her heavenly apple crumble
pie, I thought the best thing to
Compose this conflict
would be to share it.
To no avail!
Once again, my good intentions
were cowed by my gawkish
Demeanor.
Ed: stay away!
Edd: then came
the worst blow of all.
My dearest friend lost his
hope and trust because of my
Stumblings.
Enough was enough.
I could see it was up to me to
vindicate myself, so in order to
Do this, I needed to remove the
chair that separated our beloved
Friendship.
Ed: aah!
Aaah!
Uncle! Uncle!
Edd: can't they see?
How am I to blame?
It's so obvious.
Is it me?
But I'm a pacifist!
Jimmy: you've been marked
with a scarlet letter, double d.
All you need is someone to
strip it from you and validate that
Sweet and gentle you.
Follow me, silly.
Edd: wait, jimmy.
[ Cans rattle ]
kevin: weak.
Jimmy: you
think you're so tough?
I challenge you
to a battle royale.
Are you aware of the
marquis of queensberry rules?
Edd:
explicitly... I think.
I will make you consume
your foolhardy words.
We shall meet
at... At... Oh, dear.
Jimmy: the pit!
Edd:
the... Yes, the pit.
: P.m. Yes.
Kevin: no way!
Jimmy: end scene.
Kevin: double d and jimmy
are duking it out at the pit, man.
Pass it on.
Nazz: oh, no,
poor jimmy's a goner.
Ed: so, little double g,
seeing as my old pal double d is.
Now a nasty mcduster knuckles,
you are going to be my new.
Friend.
What would like to do today?
I, double g, am gentle, unlike
that evil double d you speak of.
Shall we talk about
fossils and dish soap?
[ Gasps ] double d
used to talk about dish
Soap all the time.
[ Sobbing ] [ rolf
and jonny panting ]
Eddy: move it, slow coaches,
or I'll make sure you're next in.
The pit.
Jonny: yes,
sir, mr. Eddy, sir.
Ed: whoa!
Eddy: out of the way.
Make room.
Best friend of the school
bruiser coming through.
So move, if you know
what's good for you.
Sarah: jimmy,
are you crazy?
He's gonna turn
you into cold cuts.
Jimmy: sometimes, a man's
got to do what a man's got to do,
Sarah.
Eddy: spare
the clichã©s, twerp.
Double d's gonna mop the floor
with that curly head of yours.
Edd: you still have time to
yield to your inevitable fate of.
Losing to me, jimmy.
Make haste before
I change my mind.
Ed: aah!
Rolf: jimmy
boy is done for.
Jimmy: I've got your knuckle
sandwich with a side of black.
Eye right here.
Sarah: poor jimmy.
Jonny: give him
the old one, two, jimmy.
Ed: this
isn't happening.
Eddy: that's my boy.
Stay on him, sockhead!
Jonny: run, jimmy! Run!
Kevin: quit prancing
around and pound him, jimmy.
Eddy: what's the matter,
jimmy, your curl going limp on.
You?
Jimmy: pardon?
Eddy: whoops!
Ah ha ha ha!
That mustard looks good on you.
It's yellow, get it?
Like you. Ha ha ha!
I got a million of them.
Crowd: [
chanting ] jimmy!
Jimmy: okay, ready?
Eddy: ah ha ha ha!
My bad.
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Jimmy: stop it!
How can I concentrate with you?
Nazz: hey,
that's not fair.
Uh, never mind.
Eddy: b*mb's away!
Jonny: I don't know where
he's getting all those hot dogs.
From, plank.
Eddy: oh,
look out, everybody.
Jimmy looks like
he's gonna blow up.
Oh, wait, he already did when we
turned him into a sumo wrestler.
Remember?
Ah ha ha ha!
Jimmy: I hope you're
wearing a cup, 'cause you're crã¨me.
Brã»lã©e, mister.
Eddy: yeah, right.
Edd: no, no, no.
Have you forgotten
our mission here?
Jimmy: let me go!
Kevin: double
dweeb's gonna pants him.
Edd: stop it right now.
Eddy: way
to go, sockhead!
[ Laughing ] sarah:
jimmy, are you okay?
Jimmy: aaaaaaah!
[ Cheering ] eddy:
do something, double d.
You're the tough guy.
Jimmy: what happened?
Rolf: hooray!
Now the heathen sock
tyrant has ceased!
[ Cheering ]
sarah: way to go, jimmy.
Together: [ chanting ]
jimmy, jimmy, he's our boy.
He'll send you to the
trash like a broken toy.
Kevin: nice jacket.
Dorks.
Eddy: what
the heck was that?
So much for being the
toughest kid in school.
All that respect.
All that reputation, that
sweet naugahyde jacket, gone!
You owe me a jacket.
Edd: I guess I'm not as
boorish a brute as you'd hoped.
For, eddy.
Eddy: bah!
Ed: double d?
Is it really you?
Edd: oh, ed.
Ed: double d!
Eddy: yeah, double d.
Together: eddy.
May: aw, we
missed their scrap, marie.
Marie: yeah, but we got
here just in time to kiss the loser.
Better.
Edd: a little late
for an entrance, isn't it?
Lee: double d...
You should see the
shiner you left on my foot.
Clumsy oafs are so cute.
May: they sure are.
Marie:
pucker up, sweetie.
Edd: no, please.
Eddy: hey!
He's had enough already!
b*at it!
Ed: good one, eddy.
Eddy: vultures.
Edd: goodness,
I'm touched, eddy.
You standing up to a
clichã© show ending for me.
Let me tell you, after the
kind of day I've had, a dose of
Camaraderie really...
Eddy: yeah, yeah.
Eat and shut up.
Ed: and
for your ed, eddy?
Edd: eddy, I thought
that was my hot dog.
Thank you, eddy.
Eddy: there,
is everybody happy?
Good.
Jeez.