01x06 - The End of the Line is Reached! Playful Trials of Kaiosama" / "The End of Snake Way! King Kai's Bizarre Test!

[bunniefuu]

By looking at the full moon,

Gohan transformed into a
Great Ape for the first time.

In order to defuse his tremendous power,

Piccolo destroyed the entire moon...

...and plucked out Gohan's tail.

I have to go attend to my
own training, so I'm leaving.

And so, six months' time has passed.

Dokkan Dokkan tsuite'ru

Dokkan Dokkan paradise

Genki dama ga hajiketobu ze

Go Go Let's do it

Ugomeku ayashii enajii

yousha wa shinai ze mite'ro yo

Inochi ni kaete mo mamoru yo

Ai suru yuuki wo tsuyosa ni kaero

Yarinuku kiai de pinchi wo koete'ku

Tegowai yatsu hodo wakuwaku mo dekkai ze

Dokkan Dokkan tsuite'ru

Dokkan Dokkan chansu sa

Rakkii no kaze ni byunbyun notte

Dokkan Dokkan tsuite'ru

Dokkan Dokkan ashita mo

kotae wo mou tamashii wa shitte'ru no sa

Dragon Soul!

"The End of the Line is Reached!
Kaio-sama's Playful Trials."

All right!

Oh, it's you again?
You'll never learn, will you?

Hey! I'm over here! Nyah-nyah!

Okay, I'm going to get some more meat now!

Your tail is going to be all gone before long.

Hmph, looks like he's
gotten a little more favorable.

A-Ain't I to Kaio-sama's place yet?

Well, with this many people on our team,

I'm not at all frightened by those Saiyans.

I can't wait to see what kind of
training Kami-sama will give us.

Mm-hmm.

We've been apart for half the year now.

You look like you've gotten
a little more favorable.

Now then, time to start actually
putting you through the wringer.

Come at me!

What's wrong with you?!

Over here!

Do not lose sight of your target!

I can't see anything move that fast!

You don't see it. You feel it.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say...

Ow-w-w-w!

I still ain't able to see the end?

The tail!

I did it! I made it!

Yahoo!

Huh?

There's nothing here!

Aw, man, you're kidding!

What's that?

That's it! That's where Kaio-sama is!

Yahoo!

Sure enough! There's a house there!

What?! What?! What?!

W-What's wrong with the ground here?

Damn...

Incredible! it's like I'm being sucked
down by an unbelievable power!

I-It's no use! it's like my body
is as heavy as lead! Damn it...!

I finally... made it this far...

I'm... going to meet...
Kaio-sama... no matter what!

A little farther... a little farther...

Just a little farther...

But before I do, I'm gonna
find something to eat.

Yow-w-w-w...

K-Kaio-sama? Are you Kaio-sama?

I'm sure he must be awesome,
despite how he looks.

G-Good day. I am Son Goku.

I kindly ask for your training.

Kaio-sama, teach me your martial arts, okay?

I mean, please?

I-Is that training?

You want me to move like that?

Kaio-sama, w-what's the
matter with the ground here?

Say, what are you doing there?

How about this heat?

What are you doing there?

Huh? W-Who are you?

Who, me?

I am...

...scratch, scratch, scratch...

Oh, kayui, oh, kay'i, oh, ka'i,
oh, kai, oh... [kayui: "itchy"]

Kaio!

Then, who's that?

That is my pet, Bubbles-kun.

O-Ohh! And here, I thought it was strange.

You're the strange one.

By the way...

That pun there was the best, don't you think?

You may feel free to laugh at it.

At what?

You must have been too tense to hear it.

What am I to do with you, honestly?

Well, I'll hit you with
another pun, no extra charge.

Hello? Hello?

Huh? Nobody's answering ["den wa"]
on the phone ["denwa"].

That's great!

What is?

What have you come here for?

I-I was hoping to have
you train me, Kaio-sama.

Train you?

What is that?! You call that defending?!

You've got to focus your Ki more!
I'm just itching to k*ll you!

Training, huh? I'd be willing to do that.

Really?!

However...

...you have to pass my test first.

I'll do it once you can make me,
Kaio-sama, the wizard of gags,

laugh at one of your gags.

Eh?! Me, make a pun?!

Losing your nerve, are you?

It has to be a pretty high-level pun,
or I won't laugh at it.

Well, how about it?

It looks like this might be too much for you.

In that case, give up and go home!

M-My futon...

...flew away ["futtonda"]!

Y-Your futon... flew away...

Oh, almost there!

My cat ["neko"] lay down ["nekoronda"]!

Pencils ["enpitsu"] can't see ["mien pitsu"]!

Ah! You laughed! Kaio-sama, you laughed!

The flounder ["hirame"]
had an epiphany ["hirameita"]!

You're no slouch at this,
are you? I'll bet you're a pro!

Very well, I shall train you.

I'm going to tell you...

...my greatest gag!

N-Never mind the gags,
teach me some martial arts.

Oh, martial arts? Why didn't
you say so in the first place?

All right, try coming at me!

I'm going to see just how good you are.

What's wrong?

That's just it, there's something
that ain't right here.

My body feels so heavy, it's hard to move.

Where did you come from? Earth?

Mm-hmm.

Then it would be heavy for you, huh?

This is a small planet, but it has
tremendous gravity, you see?

I'd say it's about ten times
what you have on your planet.

So your body weighs ten times as much, too.

Try jumping for me. As high as you can.

O-Okay.

I-It's no use. I can only
go up that short distance.

To be able to jump that high
in ten times his own gravity...

This guy has a lot of promise.

Well then, I'm going to start your training.

How long do you plan on staying?

I don't know how many days I've been
running down the Serpentine Road,

but I don't think I've got that much time.

You see, these Saiyan guys
are coming to our planet

to do some awful things.

So until they do, however short that time is,

I'd like for you to train me.

The Saiyans, huh?

You've drawn the attention of
some formidable folks, all right.

Let's see...

Let me check to see when the
Saiyans will arrive on Earth.

Those are Saiyans flying there, all right.

They'll arrive at Earth in, let's see,

I'd say days.

Awesome! You can tell that much?

These handy antennae are nice
and steady ["antei na"]. Get it?

That was great!

Maybe I won't train you after all.

That was great! That was great! That was great!

Wasn't it?

But, I ain't got but days
until the Saiyans arrive?

Hey, days will be plenty.

If I train you on this planet for days,

it will have the same value
as training back on Earth

for thousands of years.

--Really?!
--However...

...even if you do train, you won't
necessarily beat the Saiyans.

That's how terribly strong the
two Saiyans headed to Earth are.

Frankly, their strength is
even greater than mine.

Greater than yours, Kaio-sama?!

That's right.

Which means that if you
can't at least surpass me,

it will be impossible for
you to beat the Saiyans.

Well, we should get started right away.

Hey, Bubbles-kun!

First, you have to overcome
the severe gravity here.

Try to catch Bubbles-kun here.

If you can't at least move
that fast, you'll get nowhere.

A-All right.

Okay, run away, Bubbles-kun!

Hold it!

D-Damn it! My body really does feel heavy!

Damn!

All right...

Just you watch!

I'm gonna catch you!

Oh, he's already wearing
super-weighted gear, is he?

This makes me quite a bit lighter!

Goku's arduous training has finally begun!

Will he be able to conquer
the gravity on Kaio's World,

which is ten times greater than Earth's?

days remain until the Saiyans reach Earth!

The trials have just begun!

Yaburekabure omoikiri

Tobu n da mugen no sora e

Jetto kiryuu ni nokkari

doko demo iku yo sokkou

Mukoumizu tte saikou

Let's go tip-top! All right?

Me mo sameru you na aoi chikyuu

kakegaenai kono hoshi yuzurenai kara

Hajiketobase kamehameha

Yabame no kono jidai

sekai wo mamoru tame umareta kara

Yaburekabure omoikiri

Yaru n da furupawaa

Kibou ga ore no buki dakara

mirai shinjite

Heya! I'm Goku!

I'm gonna catch you for sure, Bubbles!

Be sure to eat plenty ["tappuri(n)"] of
pudding [" purin"] during your training.

I am a master at these!

Maybe I won't train you after all.

That was great, that was great!

Next time on Dragon Ball Z Kai,

"The Battle With -Times Gravity!
Goku, Your Training is a Race."

I wonder if Father is really training.