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01x13 - Little Muriel/The Great Fusilli

Posted: 02/19/23 10:19
by bunniefuu
We interrupt this program
to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in
the middle of Nowhere

with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage
to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me
look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!

[humming]

[grunting]

MURIEL:
Oh, Courage.

You did such a nice job
repainting my chair.

That quick-drying
paint is amazing.

[mumbling]

This is the Nowhere
Emergency Broadcast System.

We interrupt this program

with an emergency
tornado watch.

This is an emergency.

Watch for a tornado.

Oh, my.
A tornado.

We better get to the cellar.

[grunting]

Oh, my. I'm stuck.

Courage, I thought you used the
quick-drying paint on the chair.

COURAGE:
Oh, no!

Aah!

Courage, hurry!

Huh?

Ooh!

You'd better find Eustace.

Aah!

Aah!

[babbling]

[gasps]

[howls]

Wake up! Wake up!

Yech!

[howls]

Aah!

Ooh!

Courage!

Courage!

Muriel!

Courage!

Aah!

Muriel!

Courage!

Muriel, I'll save you!

Ah! Oh! Ah!

Yes!

Hi!

[gasps]

I'm Muriel.
I'm only 3112 years old.

Who are you?

Muriel?

That's my name.
Don't wear it out.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no. Muriel!

What happened to you?

You're funny-looking.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Muriel!

You'll be home
soon, Muriel.

I want to go
to the candy store.

I want to buy a toy.

I want to watch TV.

I want to go
to the zoo.

I want to go
swimming.

I want a new doll!

I want a new
front tooth!

I want a tea party.

I want
a party dress.

I know I'm not
gonna like this.

I'm thirsty!
I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty!

Ok, ok.

I'll be right back.

Muriel--what am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

Aah!

[moaning]

Ha ha ha!

Huh?

Hi. I'm Muriel.
I'm only 3112 years old.

Who are you?

What?

Ooh!

Huh?

I want
an Easter egg!

I want an Easter egg!
I want an Easter egg!

Hey! Stop that!

Ha ha ha!

I'm hungry.
I'm hungry. I'm hungry!

Ok, Ok.

This stinks.

I hate it this way.

What's wrong with it?

Less cheese.

More macaroni.

Less macaroni.

More cheese!

More cheese
and macaroni.

Too much macaroni!

Ooh, perfect.

I hate macaroni and cheese.

Come on, play with me.

Play with me.
Play with me!

Come on, get off of that.

You'll hurt yourself.

Ha ha ha!

You're funny-looking.

[moans]

Where a..

What are you doing, dog?

Where's Muriel?

MURIEL:
Ha ha ha!

Hi, I'm Muriel.

I'm only
3112 years old.

Who're you?

Huh?

COURAGE:
Aah!

Oof!

What'd you do
that for, stupid dog?

Aah!

Whoops)!-

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ok, that's it.

Go to your room.

I don't wanna
go to my room!

Aah!

Don't cry.
It'll be ok.

Ok?

Guess what I found.

Booga booga booga!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

COMPUTER:
To get the old Muriel back,

you have to place her
into a tornado

that spins in
the opposite direction.

Do tornados spin
in reverse?

All the way down there?

Personally, I like the chicken
tandoori in Sri Lanka.

Huh?

[babbling]

I can't take it anymore!

Aah!

I can't take it
anymore either.

Good luck.

Aah!

[babbling]

Sit down. Stop it.

Stop it! Sit down!

I'm thirsty.

I'm hungry-

I'm dizzy.

I'm nauseous.

I'm gonna hurl.

I'm gonna blow chunks.

Yes.

I hope this works.

MURIEL:
Geronimo!

Whew.

Excuse me, pilot.

Have you got any of those little
bags of salted peanuts?

Courage!

I didn't know you
could drive a plane.

[groaning]

EUSTACE:
Muriel?

Muriel!

Muriel!

Muriel!

Where's my dinner?

Aah!

Courage, you're
such a good driver.

But you need a little
work on your parking.

TV: This is the Nowhere
Emergency Broadcast System.

The tornado emergency
is over.

Now, the only thing
to worry about

is that giant tidal wave
roaring across the plains.

Oh, no!

Aah!

Crazy weather we've
been having, huh?



Ooga booga!

Aah!

[horn honks]

What's that?

Oh, my, it's a stage.

Big deal.

MAN:
Not just a stage, little lady.

The one, the only...

Fusilli magic stage!

Heh heh heh.

The great Fusilli,
at your service.

And I bring my world-famous
magic stage

right here to Nowhere
just for you.

Oh, how exciting!

I got my TV.

[whines]

Ah, bellissimo.

The stage,
she call you, no?

Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

Yes, ha ha.

Just ask
my actors.

What actors?

I don't see
no actors.

Oh, don't worry.

That's the magic!

Have you never dreamed
of the excitement

of being on stage?

Have you not dreamed
of putting on the makeup

that takes away all
the cares of life?

I am right, no?

Nope.

Oh, I'm too shy.

No. I think you
could be a star!

Don't you
think so, too?

Nope.

Just you step
on the stage,

you hear the applause,

the cheers, the magic!

All your fears, they go.

And then, oh, then...

you stay forever.

[Whimpers]

[frantic barking]

I couldn't.

Do not deny
Fusilli's greatest pleasure--

To see the stage
come alive!

Ooh!

Oh, "W-

Now you
say the line.

"How...

"Now...

"Brown...

Cow.

[applause]

Huh?

That stinks!

ls all that applause
for me?

All for you.

But where is--

The audience?

Is always here.

Is always cheering
for you!

When I was a girl,
I did juggle a little.

[grumbles]

Muriel,

you're making a dang
fool of yourself.

Uhh!

[laughter and applause]

You're a natural!

L, the great Fusilli,

invite you,
Eustace and Muriel,

to join
my magic stage!

You'll tour
the world!

Ohh!

What's in it
for us?

You'll be rich!

Hey, give me your
autograph, huh?

This is your
dressing room.

Makeup...

Arrg h g

Costumes...

oh!

And your script.

Oh!

Heh heh.

[babbling]

[whack]

Uhh!

Oooh...

Hmm...

Yes!

[applause]

Ha ha ha!

The audience,
she's a-love you!

You feel
the magic, no?

Mm-hmm!

And once you
feel the magic,

you no want
to leave the stage,

and then you no want
to leave Fusilli...

Even

Ha ha ha ha!

Ah, we ready for
the next scene.

You'll be in this, too.

Everybody, places
on the stage!

The show, she's
about to begin!

Ladies and gentlemen!

[crickets chirp]

The great Fusilli brings for
your entertainment pleasure,

"A Simple Family Scene,"

Starring Eustace,

Muriel,

and, uh...
the cute little doggy.

Stupid dog.

Ooga booga!

Aah!

[audience laughs]

Well!

Ow!

Ha ha ha ha!

For Fusilli, everybody
play a part

and make Fusilli laugh.

[applause]

And now you belong
to Fusilli,

like all my stars.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Whimpers]

COURAGE:
Eustace? Muriel? Doggy?

No!

[frantic barking]

FUSILLI: Ah, doggy,
you just in time...

for the greatest magic
of all!

I feel a little
strange.

Yeah. Me, too.

[whines]

Ha ha ha ha!

[Whimpers]

Oh, I don't feel
quite myself.

[Fusilli laughing]

Is good show, no?

Hey, what you do?

That's not part
of the act!

But I fix.

Aah!

[Pant pant]

What do I do?
What do I do?

No one break up my act!

Heh heh heh.

[Fusilli laughs]

This is so funny.

This just tickle me!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

COURAGE:
You leave her alone!

Aah! ls a Phantom!

Huh?

Is a Phantom!

Don't come near me!

Aah!

[crash]

[cough cough]

Huh?

How now, brown cow?

[applause]

Ahem.

How now, brown cow!

[applause]

Nice evening,
isn't it, Eustace?

As long as it don't rain.

Stupid dog.

Ooga booga booga!

Aaaaah!

The things
I do for love!

EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!

Ha ha ha ha!