Baby.
Sassy.
Studly. Vroom!
Check the pecs.
Hee-hi-huh!
Man, I'm pretty.
Do the monkey with me.
Come on.
Hey, there, baby.
Oomph! Ah!
Yeah, whatever.
JOHNNY:
Oh, mama!
Hey, there, cutie pants.
Huh! H'yah!
Ho! Ha! H'yah!
Am I as studly as
the statue of David or what?
I'd say you're
as studly as David...Brinkley.
Do you honestly think
women are attracted
to that kind of macho attitude?
I honestly do,
sugar beets.
Hmm. Astounding.
[slurp]
Ohh, pressure.
[ burp]
Bu-bye.
Oh, yeah,
she wants me.
Pardon me, Miss.
Gosh, I'm really not very good
at this sort of thing--
I'm rather bashful
by nature, actually--
but I find you
quite beautiful.
Would you
go out with me?
Oh, aren't you sweet?
Of course I will.
Here's my phone number.
Wait a sec.
That ain't possible!
How'd you
do that, mister?
Do what?
Get that little chick's
phone number.
She wouldn't give it to me,
and look at me.
Huh?
Well, sir, women
like a man with depth.
When I speak to a girl,
I always express my true feelings
in a sensitive way.
- What?
- Beg your pardon?
- What was that word?
- Sensitive.
Now, listen, mister.
I ain't got no time
for you to be talking Greek.
How'd you bag that babe?
Aw, fella, somebody's
got to teach you a thing or two about...
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Show that girl
you really give a "D" ♪
♪ Show her
your mind is occupied ♪
♪ With more than
the pictures in the TV Guide ♪
♪ Show her you've got
a bit of bona fide ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Makes for
a groovy conductivity ♪
♪ The base word "sensitive" ♪
♪ Sensitive ♪
♪ Now, that's
an adjective ♪
♪ Adjective ♪
♪ "I-t-y" is a suffix
they found ♪
♪ To tack on the end
and make it a noun ♪
♪ And that turns sensitive
to sensitivity! ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
♪ Sensitivity ♪
Hey, hold on there,
music boy.
What does grammar
have to do with getting chicks?
Nothing if you're Sly Stallone,
but look here, Johnny
Whoa!
How'd you know my name?
That doesn't matter.
All that matters is that...
♪ Everybody's got a name ♪
♪ Hey, what's
your name? ♪
♪ Your special little
claim to fame ♪
♪ Hey, what's
your name? ♪
♪ I got a pal
whose name is Jim ♪
♪ And when I want to talk to him,
I say, "Hey, Jim!" ♪
♪ That's how he knows
I'm talking to him ♪
Look, mister,
This is getting
really old really fast.
Ok, Johnny.
Come on.
We're going to teach you about
sensitivity.
You like her,
Johnny?
Oh, baby.
She is so fine.
Next lesson,
Johnny observation.
Look,
she's got a pooch.
That gives you
something to talk about.
Keep your eyes
open, Johnny.
♪ Observation is a noun ♪
♪ That means you know exactly
what is going down ♪
♪ Observation is a way ♪
♪ For Johnny and the girl
to start a repartee ♪
♪ Howdy, there,
my beauty ♪
♪ Hello, sir,
how do you do? ♪
♪ Oh, isn't he
a cutie? ♪
♪ But not
as cute as you ♪
♪ See? Observation, Johnny,
it just clears the fog ♪
♪ All I had to do
was notice she had a dog ♪
♪ Observation--
it'll get you far ♪
♪ It'll get that girl out of your dreams
and into your car ♪
♪ Try it, Johnny ♪
Ok, but stand back.
Hey, there,
foxy lady.
Oh, hello.
That's a fine-looking
weenie dog you got there.
Hmm. Thank you.
Say, how about you and me sharing
a soda right now?
Oh! My Fluffy!
Oh, mama!
Runaway weenie dog!
Hubba, hubba, hubba.
I'm coming, Fido.
Got you.
Hmm. She might still
go out with me.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Is there any way
I can repay you?
Well, you could grant me the pleasure
of taking you out to dinner.
Oh! The pleasure's
all mine.
Can I come?
[grr]
Or you could just
bring me back some pie.
Hey, get a look
at that chick at the counter.
I bet if I went over there
and flexed my pecs--
She'd pour
that phosphate down your pants.
Fella, you're too masculine.
You know that?
Why, ain't that like
being too ethical?
Johnny, a woman likes a man who's in
touch with his feminine side.
You got to think
like one of them.
Meaning...
♪ Matching your
shirts and pants ♪
♪ Purely by
winds of chance ♪
♪ Won't leave her
impressed ♪
♪ Poetry by the lake ♪
♪ Baking the girl a cake ♪
♪ Does much more
than beating your chest ♪
♪ Your feminine side, boy,
your feminine side ♪
♪ Whenever you can,
favor Jekyll over Hyde ♪
♪ Let's see
a shellful of female ♪
♪ Cracked open and fried ♪
♪ So you can find
your feminine side ♪
Trust me, Johnny.
Ok.
Hyah.
Excuse me, Miss.
[gasps ]
How'd you like to paint the town red
with a happening hipster?
[laughing ]
Oh, where did I
go wrong?
MAN:
Say, you're kind of pretty,
and we're
on shore leave.
Excuse me just a second.
H'yah! Ho! Hoo! Oh!
Take that, sailor boys.
Man, I can't wait
till next shore leave.
Oh, baby.
I'm going to make
her dreams come true.
H'yah!
And what's your angle?
I'm going to say,
"hey, hot mama,
want to go back to my place for
a game of Twister?"
No, no.
Next lesson, Johnny.
Calling a woman "hot mama" isn't
the way to win her over.
You've got to show her
some respect.
How do I do that?
♪ M-a-n-n-e-r-s ♪
♪ That's the way
to sure success ♪
♪ You don't need
that hairy chest ♪
♪ You need manners ♪
♪ R-e-s-p-e-c-t ♪
♪ She's a lock,
and that's the key ♪
♪ "Thank you," "please,"
and "pardon me" ♪
♪ That's manners ♪
♪ She's your little
sugar dear ♪
♪ So treat her
with respect ♪
♪ Call 800-ATT
instead of just collect ♪
♪ If you try
to flip her wig ♪
♪ Simply just
by talking big ♪
♪ She'll say you're a sexist pig
with no manners ♪
See, Johnny? Now, try it,
and remember, manners.
Use words like "pardon me,"
"if you please,"
and "may I
have the pleasure?"
Pardon me,
hot sexy mama,
if you'd please to take a look
at my studly bod,
then I may
have the pleasure
of you wanting to be
my number-one main squeeze.
Excuse me
while I make a wish.
[ rumbling ]
Buffalo?
Oh! Ooh!
Oh, Johnny,
you did it again.
Um, do you want
to hand me my teeth?
They're over there
by that shoe store.
It ain't for me,
mister.
Maybe you can stand to be sweet and
sensitive all the time,
but that's not my style.
Well, you know, Johnny,
you've got to act polite, thoughtful,
and considerate,
but no one ever said
you got to mean it.
Heck, I'd tell a girl I could turn lead
into gold
if it would get her
to date me.
I'd just be sure to say it in a sincere,
sensitive way.
♪ Tell her what you know
she'll really... ♪
♪ Want to hear ♪
♪ Just be sure
you tell her in a... ♪
♪ Way sincere ♪
♪ Say it with the candor
of a mouseketeer ♪
♪ Keep your eyes
on her face ♪
♪ That's the proper
hemisphere ♪
Come again?
The easiest way to a woman's heart
is sincerity.
If you can fake that,
you've got it made.
♪ You've got it made ♪
♪ You've got it made ♪
♪ The women will flock
like an Easter parade ♪
♪ So much for
flowers and serenades ♪
♪ Learn how to fake it,
learn how to fake it, Johnny ♪
♪ And you've got it made ♪
Boy, you've got it made.
JOHNNY:
Hold up there, fella.
What's the matter,
Johnny?
Oh, hello, ladies.
I can explain.
Really, I...
Hey, girls,
what say we go make a wish?
I think that's
a fine idea.
WOMAN:
Oh, please.
I've never seen anything
quite like that.
Temporary insanity, ladies.
That's what it was.
What a jerk.
[whistling ]
Ahh, it's a beautiful day,
the kind of a day
where nothing can go wrong.
Johnny?
Oh! Oh! Johnny!
You forgot your pants!
Oh, man. I thought
it was kind of drafty.
[ man in car laughing ]
Oh, look at that!
Well, that's a fine
kettle of fish.
[vehicle approaching ]
Hi, there.
My car just broke down,
and I was wondering if you guys
could give me a lift.
I'm on my way to visit
my Aunt Jebidisa,
and I'd sure hate
to be late.
She lives in this spooky house
up on Widow's Peak.
ALL:
Spooky house?!
Jinkies!
"Jinkies"?
Hey, g*ng, what do you say
we give this guy a lift?
"Jinkies"?
Hop in,
stranger.
Don't worry.
I don't bite.
Does she?
Whoa!
Hey, Scoob,
dig this guy's crazy hairdo.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!
That's her house
right up there.
Oh!
[thunder]
ALL:
Ooh!
Spooky!
Yeah, whatever.
Aunt Jebidisa!
Like, this place
looks deserted.
[spooky voice]
Get out!
[spooky voice growling ]
Zoinks!
Oh, man,
you're pretty.
[spooky voice]
You're not welcome here.
SHAGGY:
Well, it's been
nice knowing you, Johnny.
Uh-huh.
Hang on
a minute, g*ng.
It looks like we're
up to our ascots in a mystery.
A mystery?
[gulp]
Aunt Jebidisa!
Aunt Jebidisa!
Aunt Jebidisa!
Aunt Jebidisa!
Aunt Jebidisa!
Aunt Jebidisa!
Hey, Scoob,
dig this crazy broom closet.
Like, maybe
there's food inside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Get out!
Zoinks!
A ghostly gardener!
BOTH:
Yow!
Aunt Jebidisa!
Oomph!
My glasses!
I can't see without my glasses.
My glasses!
I can't be seen without my glasses!
Jinkies!
Everything's dark.
I've gone blind!
I'm only going
to say this once--
don't...touch...
The glasses!
Zoinks!
You know,
we got to keep meeting like this.
Oh, don't be silly, guys.
It's just a harmless old rake,
but I'll bet it's a clue to your Aunt
Jebidisa's disappearance.
Hey, g*ng, look,
the ghost left
flour on the handle.
Why would a ghost
be covered in flour?
Easy, silly.
Because it's not a ghost.
You understand
what that dog says?
Sure. We all do.
Come on, g*ng.
Let's split up.
Now, hold on
a second there, mister.
We're going after
some creepy ghost person,
and you want us
to split up?
Well, yeah.
Want to get
lost with me?
I'll give you a Scooby snack.
Aah!
Scooby, you and Fred
check upstairs.
Velma and I will look
in the basement.
Daphne.
I mean, Scooby,
you and Velma check upstairs,
and Fred and I
will look in the basement.
Right. Ok, g*ng.
Let's go.
Well, Mr. Bravo,
I guess that leaves us
with the kitchen.
Come on.
Why do I have to get stuck
with Jughead?
Hey, Johnny, check out
this crazy pantry.
[moaning]
Zoinks! Like, it's
the ghostly gardener.
What the...
[groaning ]
Apple core!
Baltimore.
Who's your friend?
Me!
Now, hold on,
everybody.
H'yah hip hoo!
All righty.
♪ Come on, baby,
let's take my car ♪
♪ To the place
where dreams come true ♪
♪ It's a mile
off the interstate ♪
♪ And if you want to dance,
well, that's there, too ♪
♪ At the happy haunted
sunshine house ♪
♪ We can groove ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Well, there's cobwebs ♪
♪ Everyone's dead ♪
♪ But once
the sun shines in ♪
♪ We'll paint
the place red ♪
♪ Don't be ♪
♪ Don't be scared, girl ♪
♪ When we monster mash ♪
♪ It's out of this world ♪
♪ Come on, baby,
kick off your shoes ♪
♪ Wave your hands
from side to side ♪
♪ Come on, baby ♪
♪ We'll dunk our heads
in the apple bin ♪
♪ Maybe if you're lucky,
you'll be mummified ♪
[ humming ]
♪ Maybe if you're lucky,
you'll be mummified ♪
Jinkies.
♪ At the happy haunted
sunshine house ♪
Jinkies.
Jinkies-- isn't that a breakfast cereal or
something?
Zoinks! Like, looks like
we're going to get hedged.
Whoa!
What the--
Like, look out below!
Oh, I knew I shouldn't have worn
high heels today.
Don't worry, Daph.
Help is on the way! Oomph!
Good work,
g*ng.
We captured
the ghost!
Now let's see who
the ghostly gardener really is.
ALL:
Professor Hyde-white!
Where's my
Aunt Jebidisa, you big freak?
Wait a second.
ALL:
Harry the hypnotist?
Harry the hypnotist?
It can't be.
ALL:
Bigfoot?
Don Knotts?
Joe Barbera?
Who is that?
All right, all right.
Enough with the silly masks.
Holy...
Aunt Jebidisa!
It was you
all along.
But--but why?
I was trying to
scare you away, Johnny,
because, quite frankly,
I just don't like you.
What do you mean, auntie?
You are an embarrassment
to the family name.
Does that mean I can't
come visit anymore?
Ooh, I was almost
rid of him,
and I would
have done it, too,
if it hadn't been
for you meddling kids.
Gosh, Aunt Jebidisa.
We're sorry.
Like, we didn't
mean any harm.
Is there anything we can do to make it
up to you?
Well...
Oh, man. This rope
is really binding my pits.
Now, let's have some fun.
How about it, handsome?
[laughing ]
Like...
[gulp]
Scooby-dooby-doo!
[ muttering and sputtering ]
Hey, pal, hop in.
I'll give you a lift.
[muttering
and sputtering]
01x03 - The Sensitive Male! / Bravo Dooby-Doo
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Centers on Johnny Bravo, a sunglasses-wearing, muscular, conceited narcissist and dimwitted self-proclaimed womanizing person with a pompadour and an Elvis Presley-esque voice, apparently of Italian heritage, who lives in Aron City.
Centers on Johnny Bravo, a sunglasses-wearing, muscular, conceited narcissist and dimwitted self-proclaimed womanizing person with a pompadour and an Elvis Presley-esque voice, apparently of Italian heritage, who lives in Aron City.