01x02 - Super Duped / Bungled In The Jungle / Bearly Enough Time

[bunniefuu]

Baby!

Sassy!

Studly.

Check the pecs.

Hee! Ha! Huh!

Man, I'm pretty.

Do the monkey with me!

Come on!

Hey there, baby.

Oh! Uh!

Yeah, whatever.

A loaf of bread, container of milk,

stick of butter.

A loaf of bread,

container of milk, stick of butter.

Johnny! Hey,

Johnny Bravo!

A loaf of milk, a stick of bread,

a container of butter.

Gee, Johnny,

I'm so glad you came all the way

to my school just to see me.

Sorry, kid, I'm actually

on my way to pick up some groceries

for momma, all right?

Now, where was I?

A loaf of butter,

a stick of milk...

all my friends are

dying to meet you,

especially

my teacher--

Miss Babé.

Miss Babe.

And I could get you

into my class.

If you wanted to

meet her, that is.

I guess I could get

momma's loaf of buttermilk later.

Good. Since today's

show and tell day,

you can be

my subject.

What do I have to do?

Just be

your dreamy self

and let me show you

and tell about you.

Hey, do I look ok?

And then my cat

coughed up this thing

that kind of looks

like George Washington.

Eeeewwww!

Next up is

little Suzy.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I give you the world's greatest

superhero:

Bravoman!

ALL:

Ooh!

A real superhero!

Hey, what are all

these kids doing here?

Oh! Oh, boy!

Oh, wow!

Now look here, kids,

I'm not exactly

a real superhero.

Sure, you're not.

I've got a real thing for big,

strong superheroes.

Wanna see me comb

my hair really fast?

Hyah! Ha! Ho!

CLASS:

Oh, boy!

WOMAN:

Help! The bank is being robbed!

Is anyone here

a superhero?

Cool! The bank

is being robbed!

Yeah!

Now Bravoman can go

smash the bad guy with his bravo

powers.

Oh, you will pay

for this.

[siren]

Uh, look, folks,

you're gonna have to step back.

There's a robbery

going on in there.

Yes, sir.

No problem, officer.

Officer,

this is Bravoman.

He's a superhero,

and he's here to

stop the bad guys.

Yay!

You hear that,

fellas?

There's a

superhero here.

Hey! Let's go get

some doughnuts!

Yaaaaay!

I just found out

who the bad guy is.

It's Sweetcheeks,

the candy-powered villain!

I just love a man

who stands up to super-villains.

Stand back, everybody!

Huh!

Bravoman is here.

[cheering]

All right, hold it,

hold it, you.

Drop--

KIDS:

Yay!

Wow!

Did you

see the way Bravoman

just let

Sweetcheeks think

he was getting away?

You know,

you can stop now.

I already got an "A"

on my project.

That was very brave.

I'm gonna get you

an "A-plus".

[laughing]

What joy it brings me

to rob and steal,

and generally do evil.

Now look here,

mister--

don't force me to

whip you right here.

How about I

whip you?

With my

licorice whip?

Aah!

Oh, good golly.

Cool!

Sweetcheeks tied up Bravoman!

Yeah! But Bravoman

totally escaped.

[cheering]

By stealing all

the children's candy,

I shall have total control

over their snack time.

Ok, candy boy.

I didn't want it to have to come

to this, but--

Hoo-wah!

Aaaaah!

[crash]

Man, it's dark in here.

[echo]

Dark in here,

Dark in here.

Hey, Johnny,

I have a plan.

I lure Sweetcheeks

over to this hole,

and you can beat him up.

[crunching]

[crunch crunch]

Excuse me, sir,

aren't you the evil

villain Sweetcheeks?

I'll bet you're terribly frightened

of me, aren't you?

Yes, sir, I am.

But it would really scare me

if you'd just back up a bit

towards that manhole.

Very well, hee hee!

Ho ho! Ha ha ha!

Oh, man.

Now's my chance.

I can catch Sweetcheeks.

[rat bites]

Aaaaah!

Whooooooaaaaah!

[crash]

Aw, man, that does it!

This is my favorite shirt.

I gotta go wash up.

Aaaah!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

As a token of my extreme hatred

for all people in the world,

I shall change this child

into a large chocolate bunny!

Aaaah!

With a caramel

center?

With an exceptionally

large caramel center!

Aaaah!

This thing ought to wash me up

pretty good.

Bravoman,

come quick!

Sweetcheeks

got little Suzy!

Uhh! What'd you say?

Ooh!

Aaaah!

[screaming]

Whoa! Aah! Aah!

Aaaaaah!

Are you ok?

I sure am--

thanks to Bravoman.

Aaaaaah!

I'm melting!

Oh, what a world!

What a world!

Bravoman saved us!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

[Johnny screaming]

Oof!

ALL:

Wow!

Bravoman's the greatest!

Man, these kids

are smart.

Pretty impressive

superheroing,

wouldn't you say,

Miss Babe?

- Babé.

- Whatever.

Hey, how's about me

and you go off

and pick me out

a new costume?

Huh!

Oh, well, uh,

you're wonderful and all,

but I already

have a boyfriend.

I'll bet he's no

Bravoman, huh?

Hyah!

Right again,

Bravoman.

KID:

Hey!

It's Pretty Boy!

Pretty Boy...

Ready, sweetie?

Oooh!

Pretty Boy,

looking gooooood!

Don't worry, Bravoman.

You'll always have me.

Use your heat vision!

Use your heat vision!

On which one?

NARRATOR:

When flying

across the ocean,

there are only two ways to fly:

first class...

and no class.

Actually, lady,

on some airlines it's a compliment

to be called

an air waitress.

Ooh!

Man, them air waitresses

sure are testy.

Huh! Uhh! Ooh!

Aaah!

Ow. That hurts.

[humming]

whoooaaaah!

Uhh!

Aaaaaah!

Aah!

♪ La da di di da ♪

Look out, kid!

Oh!

Ow!

That guy broke my leg!

Hey!

He hurt Jungle Boy!

Somebody needs

to do something.

Yeah. We can't let him

get away with that.

Hello! I'm poisonous.

Ok, Phil, we know

you're poisonous.

I am!

Like, once, I bit my tongue

and I passed out for,

like, 3 days.

Everybody

who's poisonous,

raise your arms

and hands high.

I guess none of us

is poisonous, are we?

Well, I might be.

Who are you to say

who's poisonous and who's not?

Yeah,

poison this.

[fighting]

Uh, hi, there.

Do you guys know where

I can find a phone?

Get him!

What the heck are you

so mad about?

I'm not doing anything.

Well, it looks like man

has gone mad in the jungle,

this time in the form of

a tall,

blond stranger named

Johnny Bravo.

The animals have formed

a militia to capture this Johnny Bravo

and bring him

to his final justice.

Excellent.

If I can make the animals

hate this blond oaf,

they will see Jungle Boy

as a tiny version

of the oaf that hurt them.

An oaflet, if you will.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

We will not let this man escape,

but be warned!

He is armed and dangerous!

He has a g*n?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I meant to say he's dangerous

and has arms.

Oh, ouch.

Rub it in my face,

why don't you?

All I have to do is capture

this Johnny Bravo,

and the animals will adore me.

I will be the ape that captured

the man that hurt Jungle Boy.

Hey--

wait a minute.

This is a bear trap.

I ain't no bear.

Oh, wait, sorry.

That one's mine.

Yeeeeooooow!

Okey-dokey.

OSTRICH:

Hey, look, guys.

He trapped Louis

in a trap.

Well, that was

redundant.

Get him!

Oh, momma!

RAYMOND:

Prepare to die, you hairless ape!

Hey, you're the jerk

who hurt Jungle Boy!

Hyah! Ha! Huh!

Hyah!

Take that, Magilla.

Mommy.

[crash]

[muffled groans]

Well, I don't think

there's a human alive

stupid enough to be

caught like this,

but, uh, I'm running

out of ideas.

Oh, pretty

little momma.

The new Vendela

calendar, ahh.

Hey, who turned out

the lights?

I did it.

I did it!

I captured

the man!

Ahh ha ha ha ha!

JOHNNY:

You know,

something tells me

I should be feeling

really stupid right now.

We're not actually

gonna eat him, are we?

Well, personally,

I can't stand humans,

unless we're making

people jerky.

I love people jerky.

Hey, what do you say

you let me out of here

and I'll order you all

some pizza?

Mmm, pizza!

Let me at it!

I like crispy crust.

Will you idiots stop it?

We have to cook and eat

Johnny Bravo

to let man's world know

they're not welcome here.

ANIMALS:

Yeah! Let's cook him

and eat him!

JUNGLE BOY:

Hey!

Wait a second!

You didn't mean

to hurt anybody,

did you,

Mr. Johnny?

Of course not,

little kid.

I wouldn't

hurt a fly.

It's a lie.

It's a lie!

I think we should

let him go.

His mommy probably

misses him.

Well, if Jungle Boy says

we should let him go,

we should let him go.

ANIMALS:

Yeah.

Forget it, you big

bunch of baboons!

You come anywhere

near my prisoner,

and I'll snap him

like a twig!

Hey, don't hurt

my hair, man.

JUNGLE BOY:

Mr. Monkey man,

don't be rude.

Get him! Get him!

[snap]

Ow! Ooh! Ow!

[muffled words]

What the--

I'm poisonous, ha ha!

Curse you,

you poisonous...

[crash]

Who's the man?

Who's the man?

I told you I was poisonous!

Well, it looks

like the day's been saved again

thanks to

Jungle Boy.

Hey!

I was the one

that poisoned him!

So how does it feel

having saved the jungle

and making

a new friend?

I'm just glad

he's ok.

What about my needs?

And you,

Mr. Johnny Bravo,

how do you feel?

Hyah! Hungry.

Hey, kid, what do you say we go grab

ourselves some chow?

[snap]

Hey! My arm!

What?

What?

ANNOUNCER:

Hello, Johnny!

It's activity time!

There's a rhino hiding

somewhere in this room.

Can you find him

before the kids at home do?

Hey, no problem.

Excuse me.

Time's up.

Ha ha ha!

I'm right here,

you big dumb jerk!

Hey buddy--

you seen any rhinos

around here?

NARRATOR:

The woods--

Pure. Clean.

A place where animals

roam freely

and the average man can get

in touch with nature.

A world of peace and quiet.

JOHNNY:

Ow! Momma!

Watch it, will ya?

These things are

itchy.

Now keep still, dear.

Just one more pine cone,

and you'll have

the perfect outdoor

leisure suit.

Back in a flash.

Whoo! This is so much fun.

For you, maybe.

[crickets chirping]

Okey-dokey.

Any day now, momma.

Ok.

[wolf howls]

Momma!

I'm coming, momma!

Momma?

Momma?

Hyah!

Yeah, that's the stuff.

Pretty boy!

Maybe she went into this cave to get

away from the coyotes.

[crash]

[cuckoo clocks go off]

Noooooooooooo!

My clocks!

The time! The time!

What are you doing

in my cave, son?

Didn't you see

the signs?

It says, "stay out!"

No. It says "Do not enter

without--"

Shut up, kid!

I know what it says.

You have any idea

who I am?

Uh, a bear in the woods?

Of course I'm a bear

in the woods!

But I'm not just

any bear.

I am Chronos,

Master of all time!

[thunder]

Good for you.

You know, I was just

looking for my momma,

and I should be--

[grrr]

Man!

Have you smelled yourself?

You fool!

Don't you understand

what I'm telling you?

I control all time!

Here, I'll prove it

to you.

OPERATOR:

At the tone,

the time will be

exactly 8:35

and 3 seconds.

You're wrong! It's 8:36

and 12 seconds!

See?

I'm Chronos,

Master of all time!

[thunder]

Do you know

what my favorite magazine is?

Young Bride?

No. It's Tyme.

Someday, I'm going

to be on the cover.

I'm happy for you

and all, mister, but I gotta--

Where do you think

you're going?

You're in big

trouble, kid.

You woke me up early

from my hibernation.

No, I didn't.

You see that clock?

It's midnight.

That's a VCR, kid.

Not even I, Chronos,

Master of all time,

can set one of those things.

What are you doing?

I'm afraid I'm going to

have to eat you, kid.

Uh, you don't want

to eat me, bear.

See, I'm too pretty

to eat.

You don't

understand, kid.

I'm hungry. I haven't

eaten in 6 months.

Ever try that, son?

No.

Being Master

of all time,

I must strictly

adhere to my set schedule.

Am I reaching you, kid?

No.

See this?

This is my yearly

calendar--

sleep and eat,

eat and sleep.

Am I sleeping?

Nope.

Well, then,

guess who's coming

to dinner?

Wait a minute, man,

what if I could get you

back to sleep?

Son, my eyelids are

impeccably timed with

the vernal equinox.

Meaning?

It's impossible.

What do you say

you give me a shot, huh?

I mean, what have you

got to lose?

You've got exactly...

[beep]



[beep]

JOHNNY:

You're getting sleepy,

sleepy...

[yawn]

Sleepy.

[snores]

[roars]

Not working!

Besides,

this darn watch

is 37 seconds off.

[beep]

ANNOUNCER:

Welcome to the Tree Channel--

all the excitement of trees,



The birch tree is

of the genus betula,

and has a smooth,

laminated outer bark

over a close-grained wood.

[snoring]

[beep beep beep]

[alarm clocks ringing]

That's it, kid.

Time's up.

No, it isn't.

I still have



That's the VCR,

you imbecile!

I really have to learn

how to set that clock.

[panting]

Aw, man. I think

I ditched him.

Here's Johnny!

Uh, I'm Johnny.

Hey, I'm Chronos.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, Johnny.

Hi, momma!

Hello, Mr. Bear.

Good morning,

ma'am.

Oof!

Hyah! Hee! Ha! Ho!

Is that supposed

to intimidate me, kid?

Aah!

Hey, Smokey,

these hands are registered

as lethal weapons.

[chuckles]

Really?

[trees fall]

[momma singing lullaby]

CHRONOS:

That voice....

♪ La la la ♪

So melodious.

I can't stay awake.

[snoring]

Me...Either.

[snoring]

[singing]

Oh, isn't that

just darling?

I should put

those boys to bed.

Night-night,

you little dears.

Aw, man.

It's gonna be a looooong winter.