02x15 - Family

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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02x15 - Family

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[theme music]

[SINGING] Ooh-ooh-ooh.

We know a world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Anything can happen
in the special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along?

And meet with friends as well.

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

HI, everybody.

[SINGING] In the Wiggles'
world, in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Great.

We've still got a few minutes.

Let's hurry, guys.

Right you are, Murray.

Yeah, we're right behind you.

Lead the way.

[snoring]

FLORA: Stop.

Sorry, Flora, we haven't
got time right now.

No time?

No time to say hello?

Oh.

[murmuring]

EVERYONE: Hello, Flora.

[snoring]

Hello, boys.

Now can we go in?

Please?

We don't want to
miss our TV program.

Fine.

Just don't rush about so.

You should all be
more like Jeff.

He's so quiet and calm.

But that's because
he's asleep, Flora.

All the more
reason to be careful.

You'd better help him inside.

Oh, don't worry about Jeff.

He can walk in his sleep.

I won't open until you
agree to help him inside.

But Jeff doesn't
need any help.

And if we don't hurry,
we'll miss our TV show.

TV, shmivee.

Jeff is part of your family.

He needs looking after.

That's true.

Jeff is family.

And family should
always help one another.

No matter what.

Even though we
may argue sometimes.

So always help your brother.

Or your sister.

Or your mom or dad.

Or your grandma or grandpa.

Even if it means missing
your favorite TV program.

Quick, we have
to wake Jeff up.

Will you help us?

OK.

One, two, three.

EVERYONE: Wake up, Jeff!

Yip!

Jeff's awake.

Now can we come in, Flora?

With pleasure.

He-hey!

Phew.

We just made it.

[theme music playing]

DOROTHY: [giggling]

[upbeat music]
Dorothy, the Dinosaur,

tell me who is that
knocking on your front door?

Who's that?

[SINGING] Is it Captain?

Ahoy there, me hearties.

[SINGING] Is it Feathersword?

Is it Henry who was
knocking on your door?

Dorothy, the Dinosaur,
tell me who is that

knocking on your front door?

Who's that?

[SINGING] Is it Jeff?

Snoring fast asleep.

Is it Anthony?

Wahoo.

What great food.

[SINGING] With lots
of food to eat.

Is it Murray?

Playing his red guitar.

Is it Greg?

With the big red car.

Well, I'll open my
door and see who it is.

[giggling]

Ahoy there, Dorothy.

Hello, Dorothy.

Wahoo, Dorothy.

Hello, everybody.

[SINGING] is it Captain,
Henry, and Wags, too?

And it's Wiggles.

We'll sing a song for you.

Dorothy, the
Dinosaur, now you know

who knocked on your front door.

[giggling]

[whimsical music]

[sneezes]

[gasps] Cover your mouth.

Oh, no.

We're on-- [sneeze]

EVERYONE: Sneezy streak.

[sneezing]

We better hurry out of here.

EVERYONE: [sneezing]

[engine revving]

This is for my special guest.

Oh, I hope my
special guest likes

the special food I've prepared.

Can you guess who
my special guest is?

Anthony!

Hiya, Dorothy.

Hey, thanks for inviting
me over for tea.

Oh, I've more than
tea for you, Anthony.

I have Rossellini pasta.

Mm!

Wrinkly rose petal biscuits.

Ah.

Rosie rose wiggle waffles.

Ooh.

And a big pot of
rosy-posy cozy-rosy tea.

Rosy-posy cozy-rosy tea!

Well, that's my favorite.

Mm.

Tell me, Dorothy.

Yes?

Why are you being
so nice to me?

Because I like you, Anthony.

Oh, I thank you.

I like you, too.

And I like to adopt you.

Adopt me?

Yes.

I'd like to give
you a happy home

and make you part of my family.

But I already have a
happy home and a family--

Greg, Jeff, and Murray.

Oh.

Anyway, you don't
have to adopt me.

I don't?

We're already best friends.

We share each other's
homes, don't we?

That's true.

We have two happy homes.

We can visit each
other whenever we like.

And we have sleepovers, too.

I like having a best friend.

Oh, me too.

To me, you're like a sister.

We Wiggles don't have a sister.

And you're like a brother.

I don't have a
brother or a sister.

But you do have us.

[ding]

[joyful music] Number
one, number one.

Now the song has just begun.

With a rum-tum-taddle-um,
Old John Bradlelum.

Hey, what funny folk we be.

[laughter]

Number two, Number two.

The rooster crows
cock-a-doodle-doo.

With a rum-tum-taddle-um,
Old John Bradlelum.

Hey, what funny folk we be.

[laughter]

Number three, Number three.

I like you and you like me.

With a rum-tum-taddle-um,
Old John Bradlelum.

Hey, what funny folk we be.

[laughter]

Number four, number four.

Knock, knock, knock,
knock at your door.

With a rum-tum-taddle-um,
Old John Bradlelum.

Hey, what funny folk we be.

[laughter]

Number five, number five.

Five busy bees
buzzing in a hive.

With a rum-tum-taddle-um,
Old John Bradlelum.

Hey, what funny folk we be.

[laughter]

Are you ready to
see my magic trick?

EVERYONE: Yeah.

Hey, Greg.

Are you going to do the
disappearing ball trick?

Well, no.

MURRAY: Oh, I love the
disappearing ball trick.

GREG: Oh, sorry, Murray.

I'm not going to do the
disappearing ball trick.

I'm going to do--
JEFF: I know.

You're going to make
a napkin disappear.

No, Jeff, I'm not going to--

JEFF: I really love the
disappearing napkin trick.

Well, I'm not
going to do that one.

I'm going to do the
disappearing card trick.

Now that's a very good trick.

Well, I'm not going to do
that one either, Anthony.

I'm not going to do any
disappearing tricks.

EVERYONE: Oh.

Instead of making
something disappear,

I'm going to make
something appear.

MURRAY: Oh, he's going
to make something appear.

I'm going to make a
rabbit appear out of my hat.

Yeah, right.

You know you can't
do that trick, Greg.

You've tried and you've
tried and you've tried,

but you've never
made a rabbit appear.

I have so.

I've never seen it.

ANTHONY AND MURRAY:
Neither have we.

ANTHONY: And you know why you
can't do that trick, Greg?

JEFF AND MURRAY: Why?

Because there is no rabbit.

GREG: Ah.

But there is, Anthony.

You just have to be patient.

Watch.

Abracadabra, rabbit
in my hat, come on

out so we can have a nice chat.

[laughter]

That doesn't sound
very magical, Greg.

Yeah, "Come out
and have a chat."

Well, what are we
going to chat about?

Carrots?
Lettuce?

The weather?

[laughter]

Oh, sure.

Go ahead and laugh.

But one day that
rabbit will [gasps]

There.

That'll teach you,
three Wiggles.

ANTHONY: I was
only kidding, Greg.

We believe in your rabbit.

MURRAY: Yeah, we
believe in your rabbit.

EVERYONE: We do.
We do.

GREG: Well, you may be rabbits,
but you can still wiggle.

Wiggle your noses that is.

[bones clanking]

Wee.

Wee!

Wow!

I got a present.

I got a present.

[laughing] Oh, it's
from my mommy and daddy.

They're pirates too, you know.

They've been off sailing the
one, two, three, four, five--

[murmuring] six, seven.

Seven seas.

Seven seas.

Ooh.

[gasps]

Oh.

A baby feathers sword!

Just what I've always wanted.

Now I could tickle my tummy.

[laughing] And tickle my
toes at the same time.

[laughing] Oh.

Tickle your tummy.

Tickle your toes.

Tickle your ankles
and tickle your nose.

[laughing]

Oh, Wags, me hearty.

I miss my mommy and daddy.

[somber music]

[baby laughing]

Papa.

Papa.

[sighs] Oh, I miss
my mommy and daddy.

But I do have friends.

And one of my best
friends is right here.

[barks]

Oh, no, no, no.

Stand still, me Waggy hearty,
so I can give you a hug.

[growls]

Oh, hey there, Wags.

Wags!

Stand still.

I want to hug you.

You're my best friend.

Wags.
Whoa.

Wags.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Get ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

We've been ready for so long.

Get ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

When you wiggle,
you can't go wrong.

Get ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Wiggle will make
you big and strong.

Get ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Come on wiggle to this song.

Wiggle to this song.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

We're ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Wiggle your fingers
high in the sky.

We're ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Wiggle your ears and
wiggle your eyes.

We're ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Wiggle your hair and
wiggle your nose.

We're ready.
Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Come on, wiggle all 10 toes.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

We can wiggle.

Woo!

And wiggle.

Wiggle at home without a care.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Wiggle.

Woo!

And wiggle.

Woo!

Wiggle on your own
or with a Teddy bear.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Wiggle.

Woo!
And wiggle.

Woo!

Wiggle at breakfast,
lunch, or tea.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Wiggle.

Woo!
And wiggle.

Woo!

Wiggle along with me.

That's right.

Wiggle along with me.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

Ba-rump-bump-bump.

Ba-rump-ba-rump.

Woo!

We're sorry, Henry.

But we can't see you today.

But why?

I need you in my
next musical number.

Our baby brother
Clint has the mumps.

We can't leave him.

He's family.

We always look
after each other.

[wind blowing]

Hey, Jeff.

Look at that.

Wow.

All the different clouds.

There's some really big ones.

And some not so big ones, too.

And look at all
the little ones. .

Hey, they could be
children clouds.

And the bigger ones could
be mom and dad clouds.

Which ones?

Which ones what?

Well, which ones
are the mom clouds

and which ones are
the dad clouds?

Oh, that's easy.

The big ones are the dad clouds.

And the not so big ones
are the mom clouds.

Oh, not always, Jeff.

Hmm?

Well, sometimes moms
can be bigger than dads.

Oh, I guess they can.

Now look at them.

Hey, I can't tell
if that's one big mom

cloud or one big dad cloud.

I think all the
clouds got together

and made one big family cloud.

Thank you for coming, Wiggles.

EVERYONE: No problem, Henry.

Let's sing!

[upbeat music]

Hi, everybody.

It's time to get your arms
ready and have an dance with me,

Henry the Octopus.

[SINGING] Move your
arms like Henry.

Move your arms like Henry.

Move your arms around and around
and around and around like

Henry.

Shake your hands like Henry.

That's right.

Shake your hands like Henry.

That's great shaking.

Shake your hands
around and around

and around and
around like Henry.

Henry waves for you.

Henry waves for me.

He's got so many hands
he's waving all the time.

Move your arms like Henry.

Great moving.

Move your arms like Henry.

Move your arms around and around
and around and around like

Henry.

Whoa!

I'm having lots of fun.

This is wonderful,
wonderful dancing.

Yeah.

[SINGING] Ah.

Henry waves for you.

Henry waves for me.

He's got so many hands
he's waving all the time.

Move your arms like Henry.

Keep waving.

Move your arms like Henry.

That's it.

That's it.

Move your arms around and around
and around and around like

Henry.

Oh, wonderful,
wonderful dancing.

Ah.

Yoop.

[wands clanking]

Oh, there's got
to be a way to coax

that rabbit out of the hat.

Greg.

Yes?

I just thought of a way.

You have, Anthony?

What is it?

Well, can you stick your
front teeth out like this?

Like this?

ANTHONY: Yeah, good.

Good.

Now can you take your fingers
and put them like this?

How's that?

ANTHONY: Good, good.

Now wiggle your nose.

Wiggle my nose?

Giggle you go--

wiggle your nose, yes.

I'm going to try.

ANTHONY: Great.

Now hop around a bit.

GREG: Mm-hmm.

ANTHONY: And peer into the hat.

Mm-hmm.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your ears
and wiggle your nose.

Keep it up.

The rabbit will think
you're another rabbit

and come out and join you.

Good.

Oh, keep wiggling.
Keep wiggling.

It's coming.

[laughs]

Keep jumping.

[barks]

Whoa!

Hey.

Stop, Wags.

Wags, stop.

It's me, Greg.

[barks]

ANTHONY: That was a great
imitation of a rabbit, Greg.

Wags really thought
you were one.

Oh, boy.

[muttering]

[gasps] So did the rabbit.

Ouch.

My nose has a cramp.

[joyful music]

[bones clanking]

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Let's shake our
hips with Wags the Dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

Put your hands up in the air.

Put them down once
you've got them there.

Skip along like Wags would do.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

[barking]

Now we're singing it, too.

[barking]

Now Wags is digging.

And we're all digging, too.

Shake your hips
with Wags the Dogs.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

[braking]

Now we're singing it, too.

[barking]

Now Wags is digging.

And we're all digging, too.

[barking]

I don't understand.

[barking]

You say you bumped your head.

Tell me what happened.

[barking]

You came in the door.

- [barking]
- I see.

[growls]

[upbeat music]

[barking]

WAGS: Let me see.

[barks]

[upbeat music]

[barking]

[growling] I still
don't understand.

You bumped your head?

[barking]

[growling]

Let me give it a go.

[barking]

WAGS: [growling]

[growling]

[grunting]

I see.

Do you have your
family with you?

Well, some of us
have big families.

Some of us have small families.

Some of us don't
have any families.

That's why it's
important to have friends.

Yeah, families and
friends are very important.

So, don't forget to tell
them that you love them.

[theme music] Friends as well.

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.
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