01x10 - Down on Barney's Farm

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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01x10 - Down on Barney's Farm

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Intro

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funding for barney and friends has been

made possible in part by a grant from

the corporation for public broadcasting

and financial support by viewers like

Barney Intro

a your from our imagination

and when he's tall he's what we call a

dinosaur sensation

barney's friends are big and small they

come from lots of places after school

they need to play and sing with happy

faces barney shows us lots of things

like how to play pretend abcs

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if

Paint That Gorilla

and jared paint that gorilla over there

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hi everybody

hi lovely

where do these neat pictures come from

today we painted pictures of our

favorite animals and the teacher put

them all over the room look there's an

elephant and there's a giraffe

oh and there's a zebra back there yeah

and well i don't know what animal that

is that's mine i'm not a very good

painter oh i wouldn't say that shawn why

don't you tell me about your picture

well it's got three yellow toes on each

foot yeah

and it's got a green tummy uh-huh

and it's real big and purple all over

and one of our best friends

well there's a painting of barney don't

you have something to do

with barney does it don't worry sean

barney would love any picture you

painted of him yeah he would

Farm Animals

that's right

lucy's right sean your painting of me is

terrific you're a wonderful artist

thanks barney our classes are learning

about animals barney we went to the zoo

last week and we brought our petrol show

and tell yesterday oh that must have

been fun well why don't we sing a song

about animals right now okay which one

how about bought me a cat

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is

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is

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hey

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wow

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i like that song because it's mostly

about farm animals i wish we could see

some farm animals me too i've never been

to a farm well if we use our imagination

we can go to a farm right now

okay let's hold hands close your eyes

tight and wish really hard and say the

magic words with me

shimmery

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Knock Knock

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a former friend of mine has brought some

of his animals i'll give you a knock

knock rhyme and you guess which animal

i'm talking about

okay let's go knock knock who's there i

go quack quack not cluck cluck i waddle

when i walk i am a

let's see if tina's right

this is my friend former henderson hi

kids this is my duck doris oh she's cute

you know barney this duck reminds me of

a song you mean

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quack quack

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little duck with a feather on his back

he

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quack left

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quack quack quack

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say goodbye to doris kids

Penelope

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knock knock

you'll love my curly tail and i grow up

to be really big i squeal oink oink i am

a that's gotta be a pig

let's see if lucy's right

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you're right lucy isn't he cute

kids i want you to meet penelope my pig

hey tina why don't you and shawn teach

penelope this little piggy yeah and you

can show this to all your little

brothers and sisters

this little piggy went to market

this little piggy stayed home

this little piggy ate roast beef

this little piggy had none

this little pig cried wee wee wee

all the way home

tina why don't you do it with me

uh just in case penelope didn't learn

the first time okay

this is little piggy went to market this

little piggy stayed home

this little piggy ate frozen beef and

this little piggy had none

this little piggy cried wee wee wee

all the way home

very good

well kids say goodbye to penelope i'm

going to take her back to her mother now

okay

thanks for stopping by

this is so much fun oh

ready for another one kids yeah yeah

okay

knock knock

i'm soft and fuzzy yes i am my mommy

goes

i am a ram oh that's right sean

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kids this is lillian my little lamb

hello hi lillian

you know when i was your age some of my

favorite songs and rhymes were about

lambs just like lillian will you sing

one for us sure

Mary Had a Little Lamb

mary had a little lamb little lamb

little lamb mary had a little lamb its

fleece was white as snow

and everywhere that mary went mary went

mary went

everywhere that mary with the lamb was

sure to go

it followed her to school one day school

one day school one day it followed her

to school one day which was against the

rule

it made the children laugh and play let

them play laugh and play it made the

children laugh

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I Know Little Bo Peep

let's do another one

i know little bo peep that's a great

rhyme you say it the first time then

we'll join in okay i like that

little peep has lost her sheep i can't

tell where to find them leave them alone

and they'll come home wagging their

tails behind them

now you say it with me okay

has lost her sheep i can't tell where to

find them

leave them alone

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hey barney i have an idea let's play the

game of mother may i and we can move

like farm animals

that's a great idea hey i'll be over

here and be the mother and you can be

the animal okay great

we're ready lucy you can start now okay

you may take three chicken steps

yes you may

you may take four bunny rabbit hops

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you may take three duck waddles

no you may not quack quack

she didn't quack

yes you may oh

shucks

now i'll say it yes you may take three

duck waddles

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you may take four prancing pony steps

yes you may

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you may take one little fishy jump

yes you may

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you know i remember fishing one day when

i wasn't so lucky tell us about it okay

let's step into my make-believe fishing

boat

One Two Three Four Five

one two three four five once i caught a

fish alive six seven eight nine ten

then i let him go again why did you let

him go because he bit my finger

this little finger on the

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one two three four five once i caught a

fish alive six seven eight nine ten

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this little finger on the right

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Animal Rhymes

that was a real fish story barney well

while we're making rhymes about animals

i can teach you one about a bear okay

which one

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had

no hair fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he

can you say it with me oh yeah yeah

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

oh i like animal rhymes speaking of

animal rhymes let's play knock knock

again we can't derek we're in the middle

of a lake oh not for long

now let's see

which animal should we do this time pick

a real good farm animal barney that's

what we came to see

okay

knock knock good job i eat grass and

make milk for you now i go moo moo i

must be uh

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hey dear

this is cleopatra my baby cow

pretty

she's such a sweet little cat

don't you mean baby cow

you're both the word sean a baby cow is

caught a cow visiting the farm can be so

exciting when you get to see animals

like this oh but there are lots of other

fun things to do on a farm lucy like one

barney why singing and dancing it's time

we all square dance to a good

old-fashioned barnyard tune like turkey

in the straw

okay okay bye see ya

Turkey in the Straw

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as i was going on down the road with a

tired team and a heavy load i cracked my

whip and the leader sprung and i said

bye bye to the wagon tongue

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sitting on a pile of straw a winking at

his mother-in-law

what

turkey is

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did you ever go fishing on a warming

sunny day when all of the fish were

swimming in the bay with their hands and

their pockets and their pockets in their

pants did you ever see a fishy do the

hoochie gucci dance

turkey in the straw

turkey in the straw

i'm rolling up and twisting

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Baby Chick

was so much fun what a neat song i'm

glad you liked it but now i think it's

time for another knock knock rhyme hmm

okay tina i'm ready with another one

here goes knock knock

i'm yellow and fluffy i run really quick

my daddy's a rooster i'm a little

a little baby chick well here's farmer

henderson let's see if shawn's right

see i could be a chick

wait a minute

it's an egg well you were right shawn it

is a little baby chick but it's not born

yet how are baby chicks born well the

mama hen sits on the nest to keep the

egg warm until the baby chick is ready

to come out but we don't have a hand to

sit on the nest

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you can sit on the nest until the egg

cats oh i'm too big to sit on that

little nest derrick i might break the

egg

then maybe you could hold the egg and

keep it warm until it hatches maybe that

would work oh boy oh boy i always wanted

to be a mama hand oh boy oh boy boy oh

careful

okay

keep that egg warm barney and we'll have

a baby chick on the farm in no time oh

boy mind your hats in that little egg

we'll sing a song for you all about

animal mothers and their little babies

Animal Mothers

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meadow in the okay in the sun lived an

old mother frog and her little froggy

one coke said the mother i croak said

the one so they croaked and they croaked

in the sand in the sun

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Henrietta

i wish we could hear some cheap cheaps

coming from the egg in your hand barney

well you can sean just take a look

our baby chick is b*mb

isn't she beautiful

you did it barney you asked the egg the

chick thinks you're her mommy oh

i love this little baby chick

hey let's call her henrietta that's a

great name hello henrietta welcome to

the world henrietta you're the prettiest

chick i've ever seen

cheap cheap peep peep henrietta she

probably understands chicken talk better

well i'd better take henrietta back to

her real mommy where she'll grow up big

and strong

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farmer henderson will you do a knock

knock with us please how about just one

more for us to guess

i've got a very unusual animal

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i'm big and unfriendly i give hugs and

much more

i'm the purplish creature i

the am

oh how'd you ever guess whoa

farmer henderson was right i love hugs

thanks for bringing us to the farm

barney this is great seeing all these

animals and singing about them i like

the farm animal rhymes uh-huh cause you

can say them with friends or by yourself

hey why don't we sing one more barnyard

favorite for farmer henderson before we

have to leave sure how about down on

grandpa's farm i'd love to hear that

great

We Are On Our Way

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she

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we're on our way we're on our way to

grandpa's farm

we're on our way we're

down on grandpa's farm there is a little

yellow duck

down on grandpa's farm there is a little

yellow duck

the duck he makes us

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we're on our way

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she makes a sound like

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he always smells like this

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we're on our way we're on our way

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thanks for singing for me kid you're

wonderful singers thank you

well i guess i better go back to the

animals now y'all come and see me real

soon because henrietta clear patra

lillian and penelope will really miss

you

we'll miss them too don't forget the

ducks bye-bye farmer henderson thanks

for breaking your animals thanks for

showing us all the farm animals barney

animals can be really special friends

well it's time for us to be going now

but there's something we haven't done

yet hmm

I Love You

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won't you stay you love me too

i love you

you love

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from me to you

won't you say you love

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kids

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hello again to all my friends i'm glad

you came to play our fun and learning

never ends here's what we did today

we had a fun fun fun day with the

animals

we sang songs about animals like bought

me a cat oh that was a great song

then farmer henderson shared his farm

animals with us

and we made animal sounds like quack

quack quack that's a duck

and the cow goes moo

and the pig says oink oink oink

and the baby chick says peep peep

and the lamb goes

and the yellow hen says

and the skunk says

well

well we say p

u

there were more animal songs like our

fishing song

how many fish do you think you could

catch

and then we square dance to turkey in

the straw

another fun thing to do is to make

pictures of your favorite animals try

making a pretend zoo with your friends

by painting your own animal pictures

and remember i love you

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