08x02 - On Again, Off Again

[bunniefuu]

(playful music)

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall

♪ He's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

(car horns beeping)

(children giggling)

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

(children giggling) ♪ They come from

♪ Lots of places

♪ After school they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ ABC's, and 's

♪ And how to be a friend

♪ Barney comes to play with us

(train horn blowing) ♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be

(dog barks) ♪ Your friend too

♪ If you just make-believe him

(cheerful music)

- [Beth] Here, Nick.

- All right.

- Thanks. - There.

- [Beth] Here's another one.

- [Nick] Okay.

- [Sarah] Hello, friends!

- Oh, hi! - Oh, look!

Barney, hi!

- Hi, everyone!

- [All] Hi, Sarah!

- We were hoping that you would be here today.

Have you and Barney been playing in the park?

- We were playing on the swings.

What are you doing?

- We were just putting away some books,

and decided it was time for a game.

- Can I play, too?

- Sure!

We're going to play On and Off.

- On and Off?

How do you play that?

- Well, we take turns finding different kinds of on and off.

Like, the book is on the shelf.

The book is off the shelf.

Now you try.

- Okay.

(gasps)

Oh, I've got one!

I'm on the stool.

I'm off the stool.

- I know.

The pillow is on the chair.

The pillow is off the chair.

- Hm, here's one.

The jacket is on the hook.

The jacket is off the hook.

Your turn again, Sarah.

- Ah.

Barney's on the chair.

(Barney laughs)

- [Children] Barney!

- Now Barney's off the chair!

- Oh, hi, everybody!

Having some on and off fun?

- Yeah, we sure are. - Sure, that's right.

- My hat is on.

- [Barney] Hm.

- My hat is off.

- Oh, but silly hats are much more fun when they're on.

("A Silly Hat")

♪ Oh, a silly hat, a silly hat

♪ I wear it on my head because that's where it's at ♪

♪ And I know it looks as funny as can be ♪

(Barney chuckles)

♪ Oh, a silly hat, a silly hat

♪ I wear it on my head because that's where it's at ♪

♪ And I like it 'cause it feels like part of me ♪

♪ Do do do

♪ It may be too big or it may be too little ♪

♪ It might even have a hole in the middle ♪

♪ And it might be colored red or blue or green ♪

(Barney chuckles)

♪ And if someone saw my silly hat ♪

♪ That I had on my head because that's where it's at ♪

♪ They'd think it was the funniest thing they'd seen ♪

(Barney chuckles)

♪ Oh, a silly hat, a silly hat

♪ I wear it on my head because that's where it's at ♪

♪ And I know it looks as funny as can be ♪

♪ Oh, a silly hat, a silly hat

♪ I wear it on my head because that's where it's at ♪

♪ And I like it 'cause it feels like part of me ♪

♪ It may be too big or it may be too little ♪

♪ It might even have a hole in the middle ♪

♪ And it might be colored red or blue or green ♪

♪ And if someone saw my silly hat ♪

♪ That I had on my head because that's where it's at ♪

♪ They'd think it was the funniest thing they'd seen ♪

(Barney chuckles)


♪ And I like it 'cause it feels like part of me ♪

♪ Whoa, da da da da

(children laughing)

- You're right, Barney.

Silly hats are more fun when they're on.

- [Barney] Yeah.

- This tiny hat is too cool.

(Barney chuckles)

- I like big hats best!

- But hats with feathers are my favorite.

(Barney chuckles)

- [Baby Bop] Giddy up, horsey!

Giddy up! - Huh?

- [Baby Bop] Here we go!

(imitating hooves clicking)

- Oh, hi, Baby Bop! - Hey!

- Hi, Baby Bop!

- Hi, Barney, hi, friends!

(imitating hooves clicking)

(Barney chuckles)

Whoa, horsey!

- What are you doing, Baby Bop?

- I'm playing dress up with my teddy bear.

- [Barney] Oh.

- She's a cowgirl, and we were pretending to ride a horsey.

(hooves clapping) (others laugh)

- What's the suitcase for, Baby Bop?

- Oh, there are lots of dress-up clothes for Teddy in here,

and she's going to wear all of them today!

She's my very best teddy bear.

- Aw. (giggles)

("Me and My Teddy")

♪ Me and my best teddy bear

♪ Sitting in my favorite chair

♪ We are going out to play

♪ Just like every day

(giggles)

♪ I got lots of friends out there ♪

♪ And they're lots of fun

♪ Like you

♪ But they're not my teddy bear ♪

♪ See, she's my favorite one

- Aw.

♪ Whoo, yeah

♪ Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready ♪

♪ Gettin' all ready to play, yeah ♪

♪ Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready ♪

♪ Gettin' all ready to play

♪ You know I've got a lot of friends that I play with ♪

♪ You know I've got a lot of friends that are fun, like you ♪

♪ But then they can't do everything like my teddy ♪

♪ 'Cause my teddy, she is the one ♪

(giggles)

♪ Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready, whoo ♪

♪ Gettin' all ready for bed, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready ♪

♪ Gettin' all ready for bed

♪ You know I'm never really frightened at night time, uh-uh ♪

♪ You know I'm not even scared of the dark, no ♪

♪ 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me ♪

♪ I'm not even scared of a shark ♪

♪ Much

(giggles)

♪ Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready ♪

♪ Gettin' all ready to play, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready ♪

♪ Gettin' all ready to play

♪ I've got to take her back home 'til the next time we roam ♪

Oh, well.

(giggles)

♪ And that's very cool, that's cool ♪

♪ Yeah

I love you, Teddy.

- [Barney] Aw.

- Mwah, mwah. (Barney chuckles)

(giggles)

- I like your teddy's hat, Baby Bop!

- Thank you, Sarah.

She really likes her cowgirl costume.

- If I had boots like those,

I'd feel like a real cowboy.

- Oh, just like my ballet slippers make me feel

like a real ballerina!

- [Barney] Oh.

- I like my basketball shoes because they make me feel

like a basketball star.

- Whoa!

Well, there are lots of different shoes.

Let's see what kinds we can find!

- Oh, goody, a shoe hunt! (children shouting)

- We can find lots!

♪ We've got lots and lots of shoes ♪

♪ And they're really, really neat ♪

♪ With so many kinds to choose when we put them on our feet ♪

♪ And they always come in twos

♪ We've got shoes

♪ In the morning, we will always wear our slippers ♪

♪ And when we're swimming, we can put on flippers ♪

♪ Shoes for jogging 'cause we really love to run ♪

♪ And when we're on the beach, we wear sandals in the sun ♪


♪ Mukluks keep our feet toasty when we nap ♪

♪ And tap shoes are fun

♪ When we dance, we hear them tap ♪

(shoes tapping)

♪ We've got lots and lots of shoes ♪

♪ And they're really, really neat ♪

♪ With so many kinds to choose when we put them on our feet ♪

♪ And they always come in twos

♪ One, two

♪ We've got shoes

♪ There are shoes with wheels for roller-skating ♪

♪ Flashy boots for marching and parading ♪

♪ Shoes for working and shoes for when we play ♪

♪ Shoes for dressing up for a special holiday ♪

♪ Black shoes, white shoes, shoes of shiny brown ♪

♪ And really big shoes when you dress up like a clown ♪

(Baby Bop giggles)

♪ Funny

♪ We've got lots and lots of shoes ♪

♪ And they're really, really neat ♪

♪ With so many kinds to choose when we put them on our feet ♪

♪ And they always come in twos

♪ One, two

♪ We've got shoes

♪ We've got shoes

(Barney chuckles)

(all cheering)

- Oh, Mario.

- Look at all the shoes we got out.

We'd better put them back.

- Race ya!

- Whoop. - Okay.

One, two, three, go!

- Off they go! - Yeah!

(Barney chuckles)

- I don't wanna take my tap shoes off yet, Barney.

I'd like to pretend that you and I are on a big stage.

- Oh.

- Putting on a show for lots of people.

- Oh, we'd be dancing in the spotlight!

- But we don't have any tap shoes here

that will fit your feet.

- Well, they are kind of big,

oh, but I'll bet we can find a pair

to fit me, if we use our imagination.

(Barney chuckles)

Wow!

- Wow!

- Wow, look! - Oh, wow!

- Oh, come look at the shoes! (children shouting)

- Thanks, Barney.

(chuckles)

- Are you ready for a little dancing, Nick?

- Yes!

- Oh, boy!

("Happy Dancin'") (shoes tapping)

♪ Happy dancing in my shoes

♪ Helps me chase away the blues ♪

♪ Makes me feel just like I may ♪

♪ Go happy dancing all day

♪ Happy dancing all day

- Barney has happy feet.

(children laugh)

♪ Happy dancing in my shoes

♪ Helps me chase

♪ Away the blues - Wow, that's good.

♪ Makes me feel just like I may ♪

♪ Go happy dancing all day

♪ Bum, bum, bum

♪ Happy dancing all day

(Barney laughs)

(all cheer) Great job, Nick.

- Thank you, Barney.

- Thank you.

- Teddy liked that.

Look, now she's dancing!

Tappity tap, tap, tap!

Tappity tap, tap! (Barney chuckles)

What, what?

What was that?

Oh, oh, Teddy says let's dress up some more.

- Yeah! - Sounds like fun.

- Well, Teddy, I have a dress-up idea for all of us.

- Oh, really? - Oh, goody!

What is it?

- Come here and I'll show you.

- Oh, yeah! (children shouting)

- Wait for me!

I really like our costumes, Sarah, but what are we?

(Barney chuckles)

- Can you guess?

- Are we bumble bees?

- No, we're not bees.

- Butterflies?

- [Barney] Oh.

- No.

- Mario, would you please turn the lights off?

(whimsical music)

- Off they go.

- [Barney] Thank you.


- Ooh, it's dark!

- But not for long, Baby Bop.

Okay, everyone, make your flashlights blink

by turning them on and off.

- [Barney] Okay.

- Oh, look at the pretty lights.

(chuckles)

- Now can you guess what we're pretending to be, Baby Bop?

- Oh, yes, we're lightning bugs!

- Oh, right!

Lightning bugs have little lights that blink on and off.

On, and off.

(giggles)

("Twinkle Little Lightning Bug")

♪ Twinkle little lightning bug, twinkle ♪

♪ Twinkle little lightning bug for me ♪

♪ Twinkle little lightning bug all through the night ♪

♪ Your twinkles are so special to me ♪

♪ Sparkle little lightning bug, sparkle ♪

♪ Whoo

♪ Sparkle little lightning bug for me ♪

♪ Sparkle little lightning bug all through the night ♪

♪ Your sparkles are so special to me ♪

- Oh, everyone is so sparkly!

- [Baby Bop] Yeah!

(Baby Bop laughs)

♪ Glimmer little lightning bug, glimmer ♪

♪ Glimmer little lightning bug for me ♪

♪ Whoo

♪ Glimmer little lightning bug all through the night ♪

♪ Your glimmers are so special to me ♪

♪ Your sparkles are so special to me ♪

♪ Whoo

♪ Your twinkles are so special to me ♪

(all laugh)

- Look, Teddy, twinkle, twinkle.

On, off, on, off, on, off, on, off.

I think Teddy looked so cute in her lightning bug costume!

- Oh, I think you were all tee-rrific lightning bugs.

- Thank you, Barney. (children chatting)

- Thank you, Barney.

Oh, oh, now I'm going to take Teddy outside

so she can put on a new costume.

- But why do you need to go outside for that, Baby Bop?

- Because her costume is a surprise!

- A surprise? - Oh, a surprise!

- I'll show you later, bye-bye!

- Okay, Baby Bop.

- Come on, Teddy, let's go. - Bye, Baby Bop.

- See you in a little while.

- While Baby Bop is making a surprise for us,

let's make a surprise for her.

- Yeah, that's a good idea. - Yeah, that's really nice.

- But what can we do?

- I can show you how to make a funny mask.

I've even got one in my backpack.

- That's a great idea, Mario. - Oh, let's see.

I love funny masks.

- [Sarah] What is it?

(Barney chuckles)

- See?

It's a smiley face mask!

(Barney chuckles) - That is really cool, Mario.

- Yeah.

- It's simple to make.

First, I cut a paper plate in half.

- [Barney] Mm-hmm.

- Then I painted a funny smile on one side.

- [Barney] Oh.

- Then I taped a handle on the back,

and now I have a silly smile!

- That's really great! (Barney laughs)

- Let's get started!

- Okay. - Yeah, I know.

I can't wait.

- I can't wait either. - Hey, neither can I.

- Too funny.

- [Mario] First we cut the paper plates in half.

- [Barney] Can't wait to see.

Be careful with the scissors.

(Barney chuckles)

- [Mario] Then we color in the smiles.

- [Barney] Oh, that's nice.

- [Beth] I'm just gonna glue this on.

- Mine's gonna have lots of teeth.

- Teeth are very important.

That's why we brush them.

- [Sarah] Baby Bop is going to be so surprised.

- [Mario] I know she's gonna love these smiles.

- [Barney] Oh, they all look so happy.

- Mine has big lips.

(Barney chuckles)

- My smile's going to be missing some teeth.

- Oh.

That'll make it silly.

- Tape the handle to the back so you can hold the mask,

and you're done!

- Oh, cool, Mario! - Oh, great!

I see four silly smiles to surprise Baby Bop!

("I Put a Smile On")


♪ Early in the morning, when I get dressed ♪

♪ Because I always want to look my best ♪

♪ The first thing I do so everyone will see ♪

♪ Is put a great big smile on me ♪

♪ Oh, whoop

♪ I put a smile on, a smile on my face ♪

♪ I put a smile on, I wear it every place ♪

♪ I put a smile on and soon I see ♪

♪ The whole world smiling back at me ♪

Oh, yes, they are.

(Barney chuckles)

♪ A smile is pretty, a smile is free ♪

♪ A smile is a gift to you from me ♪

♪ A smile is a present in a special way ♪

♪ 'Cause you still get to keep it when you give it away ♪

♪ Bum bum bum bum

♪ I put a smile on, a smile on my face ♪

♪ I put a smile on, I wear it every place ♪

♪ I put a smile on and soon I see ♪

♪ The whole world smiling back at me ♪

♪ The whole world smiling back at me ♪

♪ Da da da da da da

(Barney chuckles)

- Here we come!

Surprise!

- Oh, here comes Baby Bop!

- Surprise!

Make way for Princess Teddy!

- [Barney] Oh, what a surprise.

- Teddy looks so pretty, Baby Bop!

- Thank you, Beth.

- Yes, in fact, your surprise makes us smile!

(all laugh)

- Oh, look, don't they look funny, Teddy?

- Well, do you think Princess Teddy would like

to hear a story about another princess?

- Yes, I would!

Well, I mean, yes, she would.

- Oh, Baby Bop.

- Would you help me tell the story, everyone?

- Yeah, sure! (children chatting)

- Okay, hm.

Every princess story should have a castle,

so we should probably have...

- We can make the play set look like one.

- Oh, there you go.

- Let's make a wall and put it here.

- [Barney] Okay.

- Hey, and this could be our tower!

- Let's get started.

- Good job, everyone.

- [Mario] Let's go.

- I can't wait to see it.

(Baby Bop giggles)

Oh, my.

- [Baby Bop] Come on, Teddy.

(cheerful music)

(Barney humming)

- Oh, here you go. - Thanks, Barney.

- Oh, you're welcome.

- [Nick] One, whoa!

- [Sarah] Okay.

- Come on, Baby Bop.

- Okay, I'm coming, I have the red one.

- Yeah, I think it's good.

- [Beth] We can put it right here.

- [Sarah] Okay.

- Lift it up.

- Nick, try this.

- [Sarah] Yeah.

- [Mario] All right, let's draw it up.

(Barney chuckles)

- Oh, my.

- You know what I like best about painting?

- Making a picture of something?

- No.

- All the pretty colors?

- No.

- Well, then, what?

- I like to get all icky and squishy!

(children giggle)

- Oh, that is fun.

(Barney chuckles)

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooh

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Look what we can do

♪ First up on the icky list

♪ Paint squeezing through our fist ♪

♪ It's the best, don't you know ♪

♪ Try both hands and let it go

♪ Yuck

(all laugh)

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooh

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Look what we can do

(Barney chuckles)

- Do you like to finger paint?

It's a fun way to get icky, squishy, and gooey!


♪ Spaghetti and pudding, me oh my ♪

♪ Just the right stuff for a goopy pie ♪

♪ Finger painting still is number one ♪

♪ We're having some icky, squishy, gooey fun ♪

♪ Wow, gooey

♪ Ew (all laugh)

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooh

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Look what we can do

(Barney chuckles)

- Whoa!

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooh

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Look what we can do

(Barney chuckles)

- Oh, goody, it's story time, Teddy.

Oh, oh, sh.

Let's listen.

- Now this is the story of "The Princess and the Pea."

Once upon a time,

a handsome prince met a beautiful princess,

and wanted to marry her.

But the king and queen were worried.

- I want our son to marry a real princess.

What if she's only pretending?

- Is there a way we can find out

if Lady Sarah is a real princess?

- I have heard that real princesses cannot sleep

in a lumpy bed.

- But the beds in our castle are not lumpy.

- This is how we will test Lady Sarah.

I will put this pea under her mattress,

and you put two more mattresses on top.

- Okay.

(majestic music)

One extra mattress on.

Another extra mattress on.

That makes one, two, three mattresses on the bed,

on top of the pea.

- Now we shall see if Lady Sarah is a true princess.

- The queen knew that if Lady Sarah was a real princess,

she wouldn't be able to sleep on a mattress

that had any lumps, even a teeny, tiny bump made

by a teeny, tiny pea under three mattresses.

♪ Are you sleeping, are you sleeping ♪

♪ All night long, all night long ♪

♪ Morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing ♪

♪ Ding, ding, dong

♪ Ding, ding, dong

- During the night, Lady Sarah was very uncomfortable.

She tossed and turned.

Oh, she got off the bed.

(spring boings)

And she got back on the bed.

Oh, she was on and off the bed all night.

♪ Are you sleeping, are you sleeping ♪

♪ All night long, all night long ♪

♪ Morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing ♪

♪ Ding, ding, dong

♪ Ding, ding, doing

(Barney chuckles)

- The next morning, the king, queen, and prince hurried

to Lady Sarah's bedroom.

- How did you sleep, my dear?

- I didn't sleep all night.

I was on the bed, and off the bed,

on the bed, and off the bed.

This mattress has a terrible lump that kept me awake.

- [Barney] So the king, the queen,

and especially the prince were happy,

because Lady Sarah could feel even a teeny, tiny pea

under three mattresses,

and that proved she was a real princess.

Aw.

So the prince married Lady Sarah,

and they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

- [All] Yay!

(Barney chuckles)

- Oh, thank you, friends,

for telling that nice story to Teddy and me,

but I think it's time for her nap,

so I better go put her to bed.

(yawns)

Maybe I'll take a nap too.

- Thank you for bringing Teddy today, Baby Bop.

We liked playing with her.

- Oh, you're welcome, and thank you, Sarah.

Teddy liked playing with you too.

- [Barney] Yeah.

- Bye-bye!

- [Children] Bye, Baby Bop!

- [Barney] Bye, Baby Bop.

Bye, Teddy.

- Bye, Teddy.

What a great day!

- [Barney] Yeah.

- And every bit of it was fun!


- Oh, it's easy to have fun

with super-de-duper friends like you.

(chuckles)

("I Love You")

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too ♪

(Barney chuckles)

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too ♪

- Aw.

(laughs)

(children chatting) - Thanks for a

super day, Barney.

- I guess we'd better be going home now.

- [Mario] Okay, bye, Barney!

- Bye, see you later! - Bye, everyone!

Have fun, see you later!

- Bye!

(cheerful music)

(flashlight clicking)

(playful music)