03x08 - Talk Derby to Me

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-["Feeling Good" by J.Pollock plays]

♪ Feeling good ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Feeling good ♪

♪ Got that new sensation
Higher elevation ♪

♪ I'm feeling good... ♪

[Austin] All right,
who can make it first on the boat?

The balls float.

The balls do float, Gio.

My balls don't float.

-Your balls don't float? They sink?
-Yeah.

Have you ever taken a bath,
and they just...

-Just drag me down, bro.
-What?

♪ To my toes ♪

♪ a*t*matic, now you see me
Now you don't ♪

That's in. That's in. Oh, that's in!

Oh!

-[Tyler] Something happened with Sean.
-[Gio] Has Sean been in touch with you?

I haven't spoken to him
since the thing happened at the office,

and that was, like, weeks ago,
and then outta the blue...

How's this text he... he sends me?

Out of nowhere,
he goes, "I'm not finished with you."

"You will not run away
from what you started."

[keeps reading]

-[Tyler] I was like, "What?"
-That is the ramblings of a lunatic.

-What the hell is he even talking about?
-That's why it was so weird to me.

Also, like, no interactions.
We haven't spoken at all.

All the more... lunatic.

-Yeah.
-[Austin] I dunno, bro.

He was at the top of everyone's mind,
and now it's flatlined,

and so I think
he's just seeking attention again.

He's grasping at straws with that text.

Unfinished business? Like, what business?

He has no business. Period. End of story.

-Why would you text that? f*cking weird.
-[Tyler] That's the craziest part.

You're gonna send
some weird, ominous, thr*at-text? Like...

that's... that... that doesn't look great.

I have no idea what Sean's talking about,

and I don't know what lies
he is speaking of.

It's not smart to put threats out there,
ever, especially not in writing,

and Sean is showing us exactly who he is.

If that's what you wanna do, you do it,
but you might not like the consequences

that happen when you do that.

Dude, I would've like locked my doors,
and like... that's... that's creepy.

Luckily he doesn't know where I live,
but he knows where, like, Polly lives.

He knows where you live.

I don't know, man.
Just keep lookin' at that rearview mirror.

In my opinion, he's that kind of unstable.

Sean has his version of events.
I know my truth.

Whatever your... your truth is, own it.

To prove Sean's point in his text message,
the truth does always come out.

Trying to take the high road
the best I can,

but at a certain point,
have to stand your ground.

[dramatic pop music plays]

♪ They're coming ♪

♪ All or nothing ♪

♪ Are you ready for it? ♪

♪ Are you ready for it? ♪

[rhythmic pop music plays]

♪ Ooh, da-la-la ♪

-♪ Ooh, da-la-la ♪
-♪ Da-la-la ♪

[Lauren] On the East Coast,
they say the highways

without the word "the" in front of them.

On the East Coast, it's just "95."

-And we say "the 5," "the 10," whatever.
-The 405.

Every highway except PCH.

-Except PCH. You don't say "the PCH."
-[Lauren] Yeah.

Because it's just a big tell
that, like, you're not local,

and as a real-estate agent,
you can't have that.

You know what I mean?

-My God, I say "y'all."
-[Lauren] That's different.

-And I have a little twang.
-That's different. That's fine.

-You act like you know the area. Got it.
-[Lauren] Yes.

My hands are all sticky.

[pop-rock music plays]

-[Jarvis] Hello, hello.
-Hello, gorgeous.

Yas, please.

[Rose] How did holding Gio's
open house go?

-It was good. It was really good.
-Yeah.

It was a lot at once,
but, you know, I brought a lot of food,

and made homemade chicken salad
and croissants...

-No, you did not.
-[Ali] Yes.

Yes, she did.

-[Rose] So you made them? My goodness.
-Yes. Yes, I did.

I've made, like, cupcakes and some things,
but that's, like, that's a lot.

Thank you so much.

-Hi!
-[Rose] Hey, Jason.

-What's up, guys? Or girls, in this case?
-How are you?

[Rose] How are you?

-Take note of who's in the office.
-How was Mykonos?

[Jason] Awesome.
Know what I think would be fun

that I wanna invite you guys to?

Next week, they're having
the horse races at Del Mar.

I haven't been in years,
so I wanna take everyone.

-Oh, that'd be fun!
-I've never been.

I haven't been either.

Because you get to dress up
and, ya know, wear a hat. It'll be cool.

-When is this?
-[Jason] Next weekend.

That gives us a week.

To find, uh, eg... everything.
A hat, a dress, shoes,

you have to, like, figure out
if it's stilettos or...

I can't postpone the race.
It's... it's next weekend.

-I'm gonna think about this all day.
-Ali, can I talk to you quickly?

Yeah.

What's goin' on?

[Jason] I just wanted to catch up with you
on how the open house went for Gio.

[Ali] It went incredibly well.

I mean, I was asked a ton of questions
about the house,

and I thought that I did a great job.

I was being asked questions
that I never even would think about

because I'm from a landlocked state,

so I'm not really accustomed
to everything that has to do with water,

and then boats and then tides.

So, I mean, all of that,
I've... I've learned a... a ton from.

[Jason] Buyers and sellers are gonna
ask you questions ten times harder.

Like, "How long is the average escrow?"

-How long's what?
-The average escrow?

Um...

[tense music plays]

Three months.

Six months.

-One month.
-One month.

Let's say a client walks into
an open house that you're sitting

and says, "I like this house."

"What type of inspectors
do you think I would need

if I were to move forward
and write an offer?"

Um...

I have no idea.

Okay, but these are the things
you need to know already.

-Those were easy questions.
-Absolutely.

And I feel like you've had plenty of time
to get moving

on your real-estate license.

I'm just waiting to actually sign up
to take the test.

Do you think that you have a passion
for real estate? You serious about this?

Absolutely. I mean,
I've... I've given up a lot to be here,

and I really am taking this seriously.

I think you need to be in the office more.
I need you to be asking more questions.

You need to be reading the contracts

and just really getting an understanding
of, like, real-world experience.

You're gonna have to learn quickly.

The types of things we're talking about,
not just passing a test,

which is a given.

Right.

I wanna be able to know
that you're gonna adequately

and professionally be able to represent
buyers and sellers.

A hundred percent.

Your business card
has your name and my name.

So I need to make sure
that client's being well-represented.

No, absolutely.

You have a very coveted desk here,
so pass your test and start producing.

["Playing with Fire" by Warcub plays]

♪ Yeah, we keep playing with fire ♪

["Go Crazy" by Flyana Boss plays]

♪ Hot just like the summertime ♪

♪ No, no, you can't have me ♪

♪ Caught them like, "Sheesh!" ♪

♪ They wanna be with the queen ♪

♪ My favorite color is green ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm filling up my pockets ♪

♪ Got them like, "Whoo!" ♪

♪ They do not know what to do ♪

♪ When they see us comin' through ♪

♪ 'Cause they love the way we rock it ♪

♪ Go crazy, baby
You grindin' daily ♪

♪ They hate it maybe
In the way they call me crazy ♪

♪ Go crazy, baby ♪

♪ Go, go, go, baby! ♪

♪ Go, go, go crazy! ♪

♪ Go, go, go! ♪

-Hi!
-[Brandi] Hello.

-How are you?
-Good. How are you?

I'm good. Welcome.

Wow. This is nice.

I know. It's great, right?

[Brandi] Yeah.

Things are a bit weird right now
between Polly and I,

but despite everything that's going on,

my main goal here is strictly focused
on building the sports division.

[Polly] Been on the market a few days.
Already got a lot of interest.

The sellers built it for themselves,
it's new construction,

but they're moving to Ohio, so...

I'm really hesitant to work with Brandi.

We're not that close anymore,

but the ultimate goal is to sell a house...

so it is what it is.

[Brandi] My client plays for the Warriors.

-He's a bachelor, so he's not married yet.
-This house is perfect for bachelors.

[hip-hop music plays]

-[Brandi] The color scheme too.
-[Polly] Very masculine decor and vibe.

♪ All I know is how to have a good time ♪

They've got a basketball court
at the front.

Got a whole gym there,
and then on the roof...

-[Brandi] Batting cages?
-[Polly] Yeah, batting cage.

-[Brandi] Yeah.
-[Polly] We have four beds, six baths.

The primary does open out directly
onto the garden here.

-That's... that's really nice.
-Really nice.

I know the last time we talked,
we were talkin' about, like, Keelan,

you were looking for something...

-[Keelan] Hey, how you doing? How are you?
-I'm good.

-I'm very well. How are you?
-Give you a hug.

Good. This is nice.

-[Brandi] How's it going?
-Yeah, still looking.

I'm still working with him,
his management team.

Jason did suggest that, like,
we work with each other on that,

and honestly, Polly,
I don't wanna step on your toes with that.

Yeah. I didn't really understand that.

With Jason, I'm like,
"Well, Keelan's my client."

Like, I understand
that you have athletic background.

Yeah.

So, obviously, keep Keelan
and my athletic clients in mind.

Like, I don't... That's not in me to wanna,
like, just take over Keelan, you know?

Yeah, no. I mean,
he's my client, so... [laughs] ...yeah.

I don't think Polly realizes
that she's encroaching on my territory,

but I'm willing to put
my personal differences aside with Polly

because the goal is to make money.

I have my athlete clients,
you have your athlete clients.

If we meet an athlete client together,
then we can work together.

Yeah.

Maybe not this one,
but, you know, in the future, for sure.

Yeah, hopefully.

Cool. Well, if you've got
any more questions, let me know.

-Oh God. Nearly fell down the stairs.
-[Brandi chuckles]

["My Thing" by GOLDFOIL plays]

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Wake up, seize the day
I'mma do it my way ♪

-♪ No, I won't let nobody stop me ♪
-♪ Nah-nah ♪

♪ Hold up, wait a minute ♪

[Rose] I feel lonely back here.

-Should I move closer?
-You should move desks.

She should take this desk.

-That's Polly's desk.
-No. Polly was here, then Sean took it.

-He can go to the back.
-[Alex] Fair.

Welcome to the party.

Oh yeah, Sean should be over there
until he sells something. Fair enough.

Hello.

-She's wearing gloves.
-Hi.

It's fun.

[Rose] Well, to start things off
on a good note.

Polly, Jason, and I closed Carnation today
for three million.

-[Tyler] Congrats.
-[Jason] Good job, Rose.

[Kayla] Ring it, Jason!

-[Rose] Should you and I ring it?
-You ring it.

-No, I can't go like this if I ring it.
-That's bad luck.

-You don't wanna do it with me? Come on.
-Okay, let's go.

-[Alex] Gotta do it.
-[Kayla] Never seen Jason ring the bell.

I know. Likewise.

[Rose] One, two, three, go.

-Good job.
-[Rose] Thank you.

That was actually really good
for your first time.

[Jason] Kayla, will you be ringing
a bell soon? How's Bayside going?

[Kayla] Um...

Hopefully, yes.

We have the three offers,

the two being the trade
and one being the cash, at 22.

It's so odd
getting all these trade offers.

-So random.
-[Alex] Weird. Never experienced that.

I think it's because
people can't sell stuff,

so they wanna use it
as an opportunity to sell what they can't.

-[Gio] Didn't trades exist before money?
-[Alex] Isn't it called barter?

[Jason] Yes, but we've had money
for a long time now.

Pretty soon
you're gonna be getting offered goats.

[Gio chuckles]

Because my client
owns the property free and clear,

he can actually do trades.

You can trade other pieces of property,

you can trade
for someone's equity in their company...

But deciding the value of a trade
is very complicated.

I'm really hoping
to get in this cash offer

so we can just open escrow
and close within a couple weeks.

I spoke with my seller,
and he will not take the 22,

but he will take a 23.

That is so frustrating.
Your seller won't budge.

He's already going down five million.

[Jason] Have you called the agent
to try to get them up yet?

Not yet.

-Let's do that.
-[Kayla] Okay.

[agent] Hello?

Hi, this is Kayla with The Oppenheim Group

regarding the Bayside offer
that you sent over.

Yeah, no,
I just wanted to give you a quick call.

I spoke to the seller,
and he is willing to go to 23.

[tense music plays]

Kayla, I told you that 22 was the max.

[Kayla] Okay.

No, next door sold for 23,

and it was in escrow at 25.

But 23 is a great deal,

especially being a new build
in Corona del Mar.

[Jason] A bigger house.

Bigger house.
We have the two other offers.

-My seller will not go down to 22.
-We're gonna sell it to someone else.

[Kayla] The seller needs best-and-final
by the end of the week.

[tense music crescendoes]

Bye.

[quietly] f*ck.

[Kayla] I do feel a lot of pressure.

I've dealt with a lotta sh*t
from everybody in the office.

But I have given this everything.

I have one month left
on this listing agreement.

Time is running out,

and I just really want to do this
for me and my son.

I just... yeah.

[Kayla sucks teeth]

[Gio] That's what you get.
I knew this would happen.

I almost feel bad watching.

It's like you're watching
a train wreck in slow motion,

and you can't do anything about it,

or, in my case,
I don't wanna do anything about it.

["Inevitable" by Kari Kimmel plays]

♪ Evitable, evitable, evitable ♪

♪ I feel it comin' on ♪

♪ I feel it comin' on ♪

♪ I feel it comin' on, I ♪

♪ I feel it ♪

♪ It, it yeah ♪

[club music plays]

♪ I'm the star of the show
I got that secret sauce, yum ♪

♪ So in the know, cha-ching
Girl, gonna make it ♪

♪ I could lead it ♪

♪ I could teach it ♪

♪ Save the cake and I'mma eat it ♪

♪ I'll bring the color ♪

♪ I'll bring the shine... ♪

[Jason] Oh, look at you guys.

-[Sean] Hi.
-What's up, man?

-Hi.
-Hi.

-[Austin] Are you not gonna jockey today?
-[Jason] Hey, bud.

♪ Everything that they like
I'll bring the color ♪

Hi!

I cannot be a Southern fraud.
The bigger the hats, the better.

-Where's your hat?
-I... I forgot it.

[Brandi] That hat is givin' all the shade.

You can, like, ignore guys...

I have not seen Sean
or spoken to him in weeks,

and I'm at this point keeping
my... my distance from him

because he is so irrational.

Is it gonna be
"Fight You in the Parking Lot" Sean?

Is he gonna be making up lies or rumors?

We don't know
what version of Sean we're getting.

This year's been tough in real estate,

and you guys are substantially
outperforming the market.

In fact, you're the most successful office
this year.

So, I've got you guys
a beautiful suite today.

-We're not gonna be in the sun all day.
-That's nice.

Also, whatever you guys win, I take 35%.

-Let's have a fun day. Good work.
-[Rose] Thank you.

[Gio] Thanks, Jason.

We're off to the races!

-All right.
-Giddyap!

[Alex] Just watch out for poop.

-[Brandi] What I'm looking for.
-[Alex] That's it there.

[Brandi] The f*ck?

Jason, you've got platforms on.
Here we go.

-I bet on four.
-[Jarvis] Let's do this.

[Alex] Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. [gasps] Ah!

-[Kayla] Oh my God!
-[Tyler] Let's go!

-[Kayla] Looking good.
-[Tyler] Pace yourself!

[Alex] Whoo! Pace yourself.

Oh, wait, you guys, I got a mic.
I got the mic.

-[Kayla] Take that mic away from her!
-[Tyler] Sing the National Anthem.

♪ And the home... ♪

Wait, Jason, I'll lower it. You can sing.

[Jason] ♪ And the home... ♪

What if I turn it on?

[echoes] Hello?

[Jason] Oh my God, Alex.

[whimsical music plays]

-[Kayla scoffs]
-Wait, wait...

[Jason] Do not! Do not.

Who would like to buy a house
in San Diego County?

-[Tyler] Alex Hall, ladies and gentlemen.
-[Jason] So dumb.

-[jazzy music plays]
-[Jason sighs]

[Austin] Seabiscuit!

Look at this!

Oh my God!

-[Rose] It's so pretty.
-[Brandi] Wow, Jason!

Oh!

Wow. We can see the whole track.

-Crazy.
-[Rose] The bar!

-Um...
-[Gio] Beelining for the bar? [laughs]

Do you know that horsepower in a car,

that comes actually from the amount
of physical horses that it would take?

-You know that?
-I know.

-Everyone knows that.
-Most people don't know.

No, they don't.

["First Call" plays]

-["First Call" ends]
-[horse neighs]

[Jason] Let me give you
a couple hundred bucks each to gamble.

-[Polly] Cash, money, paper.
-[Austin] Thanks, Dad.

-I'm keepin' this.
-[Jason] Here, guys.

-Did I give you 200 bucks?
-You... No, you didn't.

Shut up.

He just picked twice. What?

So the most... best horse,
according to the numbers, is this one.

I'll do 100 on Rastaman Vibe.

Smell that.

-[Jason] You bet on every race?
-I got tips.

Oh, please. There's no such thing.

-Guys, the race is beginning.
-Let's win some money!

[rock music plays]

♪ We're at the edge ♪

♪ It's here and now... ♪

Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap!

Go! Red!

-Green!
-[Ali] Red!

Halladay! Halladay!

Come on, number four!

♪ It's here and now... ♪

Okay, I'll do 500 to show.

-Twenty-five on six.
-Two-fifty on five.

I'm up 2K already.

♪ Electric, gonna set it free ♪

♪ Nothing can match this energy ♪

♪ Feelin' the spark inside of me ♪

♪ A ton of a life it's gonna be... ♪

-[Autin] You ever shotgun a beer?
-[Gio] Are you ready?

♪ Only I'll say... ♪

I'm like...

[Gio] Oh my God. A mess.

-You look like you soiled yourself.
-Look at you.

♪ It's here and now ♪

♪ My time has come... ♪

-[shouts]
-sh**t.

♪ The time has come ♪

♪ To let it out ♪

[Jason] That's my horse!
I'm f*cking gonna win again!

-Boom! f*cking won again!
-No!

Come on!

Lincoln is back!

Damn it!

I lost everything. [laughs]

Lisa's gonna divorce me.

Actually, every horse I bet on
got last place.

-Yeah!
-You got it?

[Jason] Yeah, another thousand bucks.

Wait, what?!

[Sean] Nice job. Oh my God.

How is it possible?

I'm gonna go bet
on every single one of 'em.

Through the course of the day,

I actually tripled the money
that Jason originally gave all of us,

so I'm pretty pleased with myself.

[Jason] I put 500 bucks
on the winner on that race.

-All right. Good for you.
-[Jason] Two-for-two.

[Gio] Well, on a bad note, you know,

I had asked Ali to hold open house
on my listing on Channel Road.

I wanted to let you know
that Polly's client saw it.

As soon as she walked in,
a horrible experience.

And I know that she would've been
a solid option to buy it.

She's ready to go.

[Gio] Ali apparently didn't know
basic square-footage stats,

very basic information
that I had prepped Ali on.

-Like...
-Yeah.

I trusted her
with a huge f*cking opportunity,

and here she blows it.

And you, as our broker, should know

how inexperienced and how unprepared
she is for the big leagues.

Yeah.

-That's what OC real estate is.
-I've had a little concern over this.

She has not developed
the experience that she should have

at this stage of the game.

I shouldn't have people at the office that
aren't prepared to hold an open house,

don't have basic understanding
of real estate.

You don't become a good agent
by passing a test.

I mean, if you're gonna sit
a $15-million listing,

and you can't spend 15 minutes
preparing yourself,

then maybe you don't understand
the benefits being provided to you.

[dramatic music plays]

Let's go, three!

Turn it out!

Please!

Oh, no. They're way ahead of you.

[Sean] I'll have a small splash
of margarita.

-[server] You got it. Enjoy.
-[Sean] Thank you.

-[Jarvis exhales] There he is.
-[whispers] Got a refill. How's it going?

Um, Sean, how's everything going?

I mean, how are you feeling
about seeing everyone today?

-Thank God you're here.
-I'm just, like...

-I know.
-[Ali] We missed you.

I am disgusted. I'm like...

What happened in the office that you saw,

I am still just, like... I'm just confused
because I'm just doing my thing.

Like, I ignore these people,
and all they do is talk sh*t about me

when I... all I did
was cut them out of my life.

I cut Polly off so fast
because she was so draining, so negative.

She has nothing nice to say.

Tyler and Austin talk about their wives.
Tyler, he's telling me we're not friends.

Why send me screenshots
of your wife the day she dumped you?

-And... yeah!
-What?

Your ex-wife.

And then telling me
on the phone three hours...

I should freaking pull the call logs
to prove this.

"No wonder you prefer masculine energy.
Women are crazy. Let's go drinking."

Shopping, tanning, beach, pool...

We'd hang out three times a week.
He cooked me dinners. All these things.

It got to a point
where I was like, "What is this?"

'Cause he's married,
but sending gifts to my house.

[producer] You said he was sending gifts...
He sent gifts to you?

-Mm-hm.
-What... what gifts were those?

-It was always liquor.
-Oh...

Or he'll always come over
and bring liquor.

"What are you doing for vacation?"
"Maybe Florida."

-He's like, "I'm gonna go to Fiji..."
-I think he had a crush on Sean.

[dramatic music plays]

[Ali] Who wouldn't?

It's not funny. "Feels like a lifetime
if I don't hear from you for a day."

-I've seen the text messages.
-[Sean] You've seen it.

-Yeah. Like, strange.
-Tyler is... very strange.

-It was a lot. He is controlling.
-Yeah.

Wanna talk about possessive?

I'm not sending texts like this.
This is Tyler. Look at this.

-[Jarvis] A novel.
-[Sean] What's it say at the end?

This was him. What's it say at the end?
How he texts me?

"Love you long time."

"Because our friendship comes first
no matter what. Love you long time."

-"Have a good work..."
-Heart emoji.

-It's... There's so many.
-There's a lot of heart emojis.

Oh. "Have you talked to Austin
about not working together?"

Didn't want me to work with Austin.
He freaked... Didn't want...

And he said a lot of negative things
about Austin, right?

When he found out
Austin was being sketchy towards me,

touchy-feely,

Tyler was obsessed with that topic
and was running around being like,

"Stay away from him.
He's in the closet. He's this..."

-"Him and Lisa give me swinger vibes..."
-Tyler said this?

Tyler! Polly, Hall, and Tyler
were all saying the same thing.

They're like,
"He's definitely, like, experimenting."

And they wanna turn this on me
and then run around and say...

Now I'm hearing I'm psychotic.
I have no friends.

This needs to stop.

-Good.
-That's it. It needs to end.

[dramatic music crescendoes]

[Gio] Come on!

f*ck yeah!

-How much did you win, Gio?
-400 bucks?

I just lost my ticket.

[Austin chuckles]

[tense music plays]

[clears throat]

-And everyone else...
-[Ali] Yeah.

Boys, since we're here...

Austin.

-Austin.
-[Austin] Nope.

So quick to att*ck me in the office.

-Why run now?
-[Austin] Go home.

-[Brandi] Oh.
-[Polly] He running? There another race?

Cheers. To a better next year.

[dramatic music plays]

[Sean] Austin and Tyler.
Seriously, you guys.

-Jason... Stop running away.
-[Jason] Don't get me in this.

-Why are you attacking me in the office?
-Go home, buddy.

-Why are you guys running away?
-[Rose] No, you guys should talk.

-Rose, I don't have anything to say.
-[Austin] I'm outta here.

[Tyler] This is a beautiful day.
What are you doing?

-We've already had this conversation.
-We never had a conversation, Tyler.

-Sean...
-Let's have a conversation.

We had a conversation on the beach.
We had a conversation at LAVO.

-Nothing more.
-[Sean] You're gonna let me speak.

-I'm done. Don't need to speak to you.
-You're always done.

Tyler, why are you saying that
our friendship... We used to be friends.

-What is wrong with you?
-Sean, we're adults.

I don't wanna be friends.

And if we were such close friends that
you called me your best friend for life...

-I called you my best friend for life?
-[Alex] Stop talking.

-I could show you every screenshot, Tyler.
-[Jarvis] I've seen 'em.

[Sean] Look, read what it says at the end.

[Rose] "Love you long time."

[Sean] "Our friendship comes first
no matter what. Love you long time."

Hearts, hearts, hearts.

These are paragraphs after paragraphs.
He's so controlling. He's so rude.

If a heart emoji is inappropriate,

then I'm inappropriate
with everybody I text. Like...

I've texted you heart emojis.

[Sean] "Friendships don't last forever."

This is two women wrapping their legs
around each other, drinking wine.

I'm like, "Is that us?"
"That's the plan, ha ha."

-Like, sending gifts. Oh my God.
-[Jarvis] He sent you gifts?

[Sean] Yes, twice.

At one point, yeah.

-Tyler, they've seen everything.
-Yeah.

-You see a version of the truth.
-Seems like you were close friends.

We were! At one point, we were friends.
I have always owned that.

But I don't want to be friends
with you anymore, and that's okay.

-Why do you always run your mouth?
-What have I ever said about you?

-[Sean] You say I'm psychotic.
-You are.

I'm hearing that Polly's saying
I have no friends.

I have never said
that he's got no friends.

All the three of you said,
"Make sure your eyes are open about him."

Is that saying he's got no friends?

Polly want a cr*cker?
Can you please get out of this?

I've never said a f*cking word about him,
unless I've been asked.

Your ex-wife might be a good actress.
Stop f*cking with me.

-'Cause you're trying to manipulate me.
-That's bad language, bro.

Gio, you're a two-faced jackal.
Don't give a sh*t what you have to say.

-Shut up. Shut up.
-I'll tell you one thing. Go sell a house.

-[Brandi] This is bullying.
-Go sell a house.

You guys base your life
and your identity off of your job.

-You are so sad.
-Stay out of it, Gio.

Go sell a house. Period.

-Have you ever sold a property?
-You've got every listing from your dad.

-Why are you talking to me like this?
-Go f*ck yourself.

You are pissed because you f*ck around
with women in the office.

You are a bad man. You run around
doing all these horrible things.

You always avoid stuff
because you can't hear the truth.

Don't ever come at me.
I don't owe you a f*cking sh*t.

I didn't come at you. You're coming at me.

You're running around
saying I'm psychotic.

-You are now.
-Because you're spreading rumors about me.

-I don't talk about you.
-Who spread a rumor about me with Austin?

-[Gio] You started the rumor!
-You said the rumor!

-Who did I say a rumor to?
-[Polly] Everyone.

You doubled down
when Austin approached you.

What?!

-Why are you making up rumors?
-[Sean] No.

You told me when we were friends
all the stuff you and your wife are into.

I don't care
if you're doing foursomes, flipping...

-Are you f*cking kidding me?
-No, are you for real? This is the truth.

So you did make this up!

Did you not accuse Austin of having...
of trying to have a threesome with you?

So then they're swingers.
What's the big deal?

[Gio] What we heard.

Austin was talking about him and his wife
so sexually around me.

-I found that inappropriate.
-You're accusing him of trying...

-[Sean] What are you guys doing?
-What do you mean?

Sean came to me and he told me
about everything that has happened

between him and Austin.

You said that you went to his home,

that he invited you to a dinner...

We never had dinner.

[Alex] You never said,
"Lisa made edibles, and then we..."?

-Made edibles?
-Who was the one who told this story?

What are you talking about?
I hate edibles.

When Sean told me about him
being at Lisa's and Austin's house,

he told me that there were edibles.

And now he's acting like
he's never heard about the edibles before?

It just doesn't add up.

He was so convincing.

[Brandi] Lisa and Austin
had a conversation with me,

and they mentioned dinner.

-I could see how that could...
-No. I never had a sit-down dinner.

And then I used going to the bathroom
as an excuse to leave.

I gotta... I gotta f*ckin' pee.

I believe Sean.

Sean has always been straightforward
with me.

[Tyler] I'm glad.
'Cause he's not with everybody.

-You're saying a rumor to Austin.
-I don't give a f*ck about you and Austin.

You told me that Austin and Lisa
give you swinger vibes.

-I've never said that.
-Tyler, stop lying.

I don't give a f*ck what you think.

You hated Austin when we were friends.

You tried to turn
Austin and I against each other.

No. I have the texts.

[Polly] I don't know why you're talking
about Austin. You and Sean had a thing.

You and Sean had a thing?

Rose. Give it a break. Grow up. Stop.

Don't tell her to grow up. Come on.

Wait. Tyler, why don't you read
this entire paragraph?

-No one's reading that.
-This is Tyler.

The point here is that Tyler showed...

-Get out of here.
-[Polly] I've been told to deflect...

-[Tyler] I'm not doing this.
-Polly, nobody sent you in to deflect.

[Tyler] I'm not doing this.

[Sean] You're such a f*cking p*ssy wimp...

f*ckin' A. I'm a p*ssy wimp?
Come here, tell me that.

-f*ckin' piece of sh*t. Come here.
-[Sean] Oh my God.

[Tyler] Tell me that.

Come here. f*cking chase me down.

You wanna chase me down?

All I've ever said to you is the truth.

I said you don't live in OC,
you've never sold a house.

-Go f*ck yourself.
-[Sean] You're projecting. So insecure.

[Tyler] What am I projecting?
How am I insecure?

I'm literally giving you exactly
what you're telling me I can't handle.

f*ck you.

[Lauren] You okay?

It's just... it's really... it's really sad.
It's unfortunate.

[Lauren] It is.

-I didn't want it to end like this, man.
-Mm-hm.

["No Love from Me" by Manwell plays]

[Polly] Listen, we know
this is what he does.

It's done. He is done.

If Jason is the broker that I think he is,

he's not gonna last much longer
in the f*cking Oppenheim Group.

[Tyler] Yeah.

♪ You don't get no ♪

♪ No-no, no-no, no-no, no love from me ♪

♪ You don't get no ♪

♪ No-no, no-no, no-no ♪

[Alex] I lost a lot of money over there.
I lost every bet.

[Brandi] I mean,
I have a lot of questions.

Three hours ago,
we were defending Sean endlessly.

As we should've though,
based on what we were hearing.

Now I'm just, like,
questioning everything.

I don't know what to believe anymore.
And I feel like that I've been conned.

You know what I mean?

I'm like, "Dude, we crowded around
and stood up for you, Sean."

Every single time
that he shows screenshots,

he never lets you have his phone
and read through them.

He would never actually
let me scroll before and after.

[Brandi] So it's like the context
could be incorrect.

Correct.

Meanwhile, Tyler's irate,
and it makes sense. It makes sense now.

And I think maybe that's where we were...

-Bamboozled.
-And had the wool pulled over our eyes.

When a friend lies, it's betrayal.

It's so small, but, like, it's big for me

because it's like, "The hell?
What else are you lying about?"

And days prior, leading up to this point,

he's been so obsessed with,
"You're gonna have my back, right?"

It's like, "Why are you so worried?"

I dunno. Now I'm questioning everything.

Regardless of who's lying about what,
the behavior is disgusting.

It's like, "Okay, what next?"

But the truth always comes out.

And you start to see,
you know, who... who people really are.

At this point, I don't trust Sean.

[dramatic music plays, fades out]

-[Alex] Hi. Wonderful.
-Those tequila sh*ts? Thank you.

Cheers.

You want that?

I dunno. I might need it.
When do you leave for Italy?

Saturday.

-You leave for Italy on Saturday?
-[Alex] Yeah.

Why don't you just go to Italy
or something?

Are you inviting me to Italy?

[laughs]

You wanna tell him he's out and I'm in?

-That'll work out well.
-He, honestly, would like... He's so sweet.

He'd be like, "Cool."

Unfortunately, I've heard he's a nice guy.

He's so nice.

Like, from a matchmaking perspective,
all the boxes.

This is, like, me following my head.
Not my heart.

'Cause you're like not all the boxes.
You're like chemistry.

[romantic guitar music plays]

-Do you feel that when you see him?
-No.

Uh... You're so cute. Stop.
Don't look at me like that.

Look, I... I feel like I don't

speak freely. That's why when you spoke
to me at Shabbat the other night,

it threw me off guard
because you don't either.

That was what I was always needing

when we were talking about things
in the past.

And that's the complicated thing,
is like, I... I dunno.

What?

[romantic piano music plays]

I'm not trying to step on your toes here,

and I know what you have
is good for right now,

but it would be hard
to watch you go to Italy

and maybe never come back

and have there be the opportunity
to understand what's happening here,

'cause it is something more than just...

a friendship.

So are you asking me not to go to Italy?

I don't know how to tell you
to not get on that plane

without feeling like I'm doing you
a disservice, as your friend,

when you are telling me that you're happy.

[mournful pop music plays]

I think my biggest fear in all of this
is to lose you

and not tell you how I feel.

I don't want you to go to Italy
because I don't wanna lose you.

♪ I try, I try, I try, I try ♪

♪ To get over this ♪

♪ You keep pullin' me in
Just to push me out ♪

♪ I try, I try, I try, I try ♪

♪ I'm out here losin' my own mind ♪

♪ I try, I try, I try, I try ♪

♪ I try, I try, I try, I try... ♪

[baby cries]

-Love you.
-I love you too.

[phone rings]

[Sharon] Hello?

Hi, Mom.

So glad you called. I've missed you.

I know. I miss you too.

How's it going, in a nutshell?

[grunts]

♪ I feel ♪ [echoes]

♪ Your arms around me ♪

♪ When will you set me free? ♪

♪ I try, I try, I try, I try ♪

♪ I'm out here losin' my own mind ♪