24x11 - Hei Ho Heidi Ho

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- Previously on
"The Amazing Race: All-Stars"...

Five teams raced
to Seville, Spain.

The accidental alliance set a
u-turn plan in motion.

- U-turn!
- Yes!

The Brenchels will get u-turned.

Justice will be served.

And Brenchel prepared
for the inevitable.

If Brendon and I
arrive to this u-turn last,

then it's almost guaranteed that
we're gonna get u-turned.

When the Afghanimals faced
some angry bulls...

- Ow, my knee!
- What happened?

Twisted my knee left!

They changed up the u-turn plan.

I mean, the strongest team in
this race is still the cowboys.

It only makes sense
to u-turn them.

At the Road Block, Connor had
a close shave

Ah, bellissimo!

- Very good, very good.
- Woo!

Helping him and Dave
to win the leg.

Woo!

The Afghanimals' game-changing
decisions

spared Brendon and Rachel.

You are team number two.

Are you serious?

And sealed Jet and Cord's fate.

Unfortunately, you have been
eliminated from the race.

Coming up tonight...

Four teams compete for a spot
in the final three.

Who will make it in
and who will be eliminated?

Oh, my God.

Seville is the cultural heart
of Spain,

and in the center of
this historic city,

Plaza de España...

which is now the start
of the 11th leg

in a race around the world.

Dave and Connor won the last leg
of the race.

Woo!

And will depart first
at 10:39 a.m.

Make your way
to Liverpool, England.

Teams must now travel by train
and plane to London, England.

Once there, they'll choose a
Ford Focus and drive themselves

to Liverpool to find
Anfield Stadium,

the hallowed ground
of Liverpool F.C.

After lacing up, each team
member must score

two penalty kicks against
a professional goalkeeper.

Once their sh*ts are in the net

Goal!

They'll be rewarded
with their next clue.

- Let's go.
- Let's roll.

It's unbelievable to be
in the top four.

I feel like I'm running
with a bunch of young bulls.

We have to travel by train
to Madrid.

It would be great to be
the oldest and youngest

to win "The Amazing Race,"

so now, we just have to make it
to the final three.

Fly from Madrid
to London Heathrow.

That's a crazy airport.

- Woohoo!
- All right, let's go.

Let's go to Liverpool.

We have to go travel
by train, come on.

Well, where's the train?

- I don't know, it's--
- Then stop running.

You don't know
where you're going.

Rache, smarter, not harder.

We were having some struggles
the last couple legs.

But I'm so proud of myself
because I haven't freaked out

this entire time.

Let's go, baby!

We're going to England!

The running with
the bulls on the last leg,

my knee just sort of started
stretching,

so I can't run at my full speed,

but I'm gonna man it up
and go through it.

Taxi!

We have bad memories
of the last eleventh leg

with being eliminated in Japan
last season.

Done, done, done, done!

Come on, man.

Oh, you're kidding me.

- Leo and Jamal.
- Yeah.

You have been
eliminated from the race.

But Leo and I are gonna stay
positive and redeem ourselves

and get to that final three,
baby.

Arriba, arriba.

Okay!

Make your way to Liverpool,
England.

I just feel like it's anyone's
game at this point and why not--

- Why not be our game?
- Why not be our game?

We're on our way to a train
station to go to Madrid.

Then, from Madrid,
we're gonna go to London

and then we'll all be
on the same flight

from Madrid to London.

And then we're gonna drive
to Liverpool.

Hurry up to make sure
we get on this train, Caro.

All teams are now making their
way by train and plane

to London, England.

Let's go to short-term parking.

All car parks!

All car parks.

We're gonna lose it.

This has gotta be it.

These are them.

Take this one.

So cool.

You're taking the M25,
flash the west.

Awesome.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

Where am I going?

We're gonna take the M-25.

Nice.

On our way to Liverpool,

and we kind of left the other
teams in the dust,

because we didn't want
them to be following us,

because tired of all these teams

mooching off
of all of our amazingness.

It's kind of tricky driving
in the left lane,

but my man is doing it.

You're on the other side, Caro.

Dang it. Wrong side.

I just love it.

You're a dork.

I think we might be going
the wrong way.

We are stuck on the freeway.

The other teams,
there is always the chance

that they could have
taken another route.

There was an accident
on the other freeway,

so we had to take a detour.

Liverpool, here we come.

Look, right there.

Liverpool Football Club,
straight ahead.

We're gonna
go play some football today.

There she is.

All right, let's roll.

Good job.
We're the first team here.

We do you, Liverpool!

Home team, that's us.

To play out in the stadium!

We play soccer all the time.

We're so excited,
we both love soccer.

Soccer is one of the biggest
sports in Afghanistan.

Oh, my God,
my dream is coming true!

Liverpool is one of the
greatest teams that they have

and knowing that we're gonna go
on the actual field

and score
some goals on a goalie?

Like, wow.

Another dream come true.

This could heal any wounded man.

- Oh, yeah!
- Beautiful!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Let's go!

Liverpool!

Yeah!

Let me hear you make some noise!

Woo!

It feels amazing to be on this--

I could just kiss the floor.

It's amazing. Rich history.

Beautiful soccer club,
beautiful stadium.

To be on
the field as the legends.

I feel like a legend.

Where's the goalie?

This one's bigger.

We want you!

- You!
- You!

You, my friend.

You must score two goals.

- Oh, done.
- Two goals each.

- Okay?
- Okay, first one ready?

First one ready.

Leo, watch this.

Oh!

Watch it!

That jerk!

That jerk!

He's like, watch and learn.

Ow!

Why is it going straight?

I got it, I got it this time.

Just focus, focus.

No.

This is easy for him.

This is like stealing candy
from a baby.

I'm gonna
give you the stutter-step.

Ahh!

No.

Yeah!

Yeah! That's one.

Just gotta get focused, man.

Goal!

- Two each.
- Yeah.

Two each, Leo.

Oh, yeah!

Goal!

Okay, now park right here.

Okay.

We have arrived!

The stars are here.

Oh, cool!

- Okay.
- Heck yeah!

Babe, there's the stadium.

Is this somebody right here?

Babe, I don't know, just park.

We are trying to find Anfield
Stadium right now.

We saw signs for it,
but didn't turn into it,

so we need to backtrack and
hopefully get to the stadium.

Hurry up, hurry up, before
the other teams come!

All right.

Goal!

Yeah!

Goal, baby!

Go, run, run, run, run!

- Nice!
- Nice!

Yeah, baby!

- Thank you!
- Yeah!

I love Liverpool!

Teams must now find this
engineering masterpiece,

the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct,

known as
"The Stream in the Sky."

This 200-year-old aqueduct

is where teams will pick up
their next clue.

Coolest experience ever.

If one of you scores two,
and your partner doesn't,

you can sit out.

Okay. Be very nice to me.

Oh, you're so mean.

I don't know
if I had a strategy.

I tried to hit it just
as hard as I could.

Ooh!

I've never kicked a soccer
ball in my life.

I think I almost whiffed it.

What does "whiffed it" mean?

Like, almost kicked it without
hitting the ball.

Oh, man!

That was the best start to our
day in a long, long time.

- That was...
- Invigorating.

The most amazing
experience ever.

See, here's the stadium right
here.

That's it.

It looks like Jamal and Leo,
they're all leaving.

There goes Dave and Connor.

I hope Dave and Connor go home!

The infield mascot.

Yay!

Yeah! Let's do this.

Rachel and I have had
some soccer experience,

so we should be able to score
one or two goals on some goalie.

Just hopefully, he's not
that good.

Good job.

Babe, you gotta nail it.

Okay, I kicked it that time.

Nice, Caro!

- You are so mean to me.
- That's a good one.

I thought you liked me.

Okay.

Sorry.

Good job, babe. We got this.

Yeah! Good job, babe.

Come on, Brendon.

Woo!

Okay, Rache, one more, one more!

- Oh, man!
- Woo!

Woo, woo, woo, woo!

All right, let's go. Thank you!

Thank you, brother.

Are they finished?

How did Rachel get it?
Come on, boo!

Dave and Connor just got here.

Woo! Go!

Being the last ones
to the stadium

did not invoke a lot of
confidence on our part.

I'll go first.

Argh!

- Gah!
- You all right?

Did that hurt?

Yeah, that hurts.

Yay, Jennifer!

We got it, we got it, we got it.

- Good job, Carol!
- Okay.

Finally.

All right, you got it, Dad.

They could have my grandkids
guarding the goal

and I couldn't hit it.

- Woo!
- Finally!

- Woo, good job!
- Okay.

Let's just get these in.

Okay, Connor.

All right, this is tough.

- Woo!
- Yeah!

Thank you! You're mean.

You're so mean,
you're mean, you're mean!

Thank you.

Nice, Dad.

Bye, y'all! Love you long time.

They got it, so we're last.

Holy crap.

I'm so uncoordinated when it
comes to anything with my feet.

How uncoordinated can I be?

We're sunk.

Not a soccer player,
that's for darn sure.

Holy crap.

There's one of them.

Thank you.

There was a little bit of a
learning curve today.

It humbled me
to have my dad beat me.

"Drive yourself to Wales"

to find Thomas Telford's
Stream in the Sky

"and search for your next clue."

Okay, let's go.

Nice job.

Right now, Leo and I have
no idea where we're going,

but when in doubt,
go to a gas station.

Excuse me, sir?

Do you know where the Trevor
Basin is?

I have no idea.

How about the Pontcysyllte
Aqueduct?

No? All right, thank you, sir.

We are headed to the
Trevor Basin.

I'm getting just a little
worried that we're just--

'Cause what if we pass where
we're supposed to get off?

Here, let's go in here, maybe
there's a map in here.

Do you know where
the Trevor Basin is?

Come on, come on.

Excuse us? Sir?

We need to find
the Trevor Basin.

Okay, North Wales.

Okay, so we're going
the right way.

Yeah, we're really doing
well with the navigation part,

which is just great.

Let's go, let's go!

Gassing up?

Come on, Brendon-- Go!

Long time no see.

Go, go, go.

We just saw Leo and Jamal
behind us.

Let's get back
inside the car, man.

We'll follow them.

This is it, this is racing
for the final three.

It's almost as important
as racing in the next leg

for the million dollars.

I can see Brendon and Rachel.

When we had--

Like, at least ten, 15-minute
lead on them.

You know, we don't want to
lose sight of this team.

I don't want Leo
and Jamal following us.

Keep going straight.

I know, babe, I just...

I'm trying to freak them out.

Damn, one wrong move.

Yes, yes!
They went the wrong way.

Woohoo!

We just lost the Brenchels.

Don't underestimate those
Brenchels.

They have
some tricks up their sleeves.

Now we gotta get
on the opposite road

- and go back that way.
- Yeah.

Aqueduct car park three.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Search for your next clue.

Go straight.

There's only one team. Let's go.

Here you go, Jen!

- Are those the girls?
- Yes.

Come on, let's do it, babe.

Oh, right there, right there.

Road Block.

"Who gets high water marks?"

The Welsh have been reciting
poetry for centuries,

as a way of recording
history and expressing emotion.

Hei ho, heidi ho!

This Road Block gives teams
the opportunity to learn

and perform a verse of
traditional Welsh poetry.

After choosing a canal boat,

they will work with an
instructor during the 15 minutes

it takes to cross the aqueduct.

When they get to the other side,
they must perform the verse.

Hei ho, Heidi ho.

Once their recitation resonates
with the Welsh linguist,

they'll receive their next clue.

- Yeah, okay.
- Here, hold this.

All right.

You can do it, I believe in you.

Come on, let's beat 'em.

Go, Carol.

You a language instructor?

- Hello?
- Hello.

What's your name?

- Klough.
- Okay.

Ha ha,
that's all you need to know.

It's a cheerful poem
about a gypsy.

Oh, okay.

And you say "hei ho, heidi ho."

- "Hei ho, heidi ho."
- That sounds good.

Uh,

All right, we're gonna have
to go slow.

Yeah, sure.

You pronounce the "F" as a "V."

"Vee ew" - "Ew"

- Yes.
- Fi yw.

Sipsi fach y...

"Uh vro."

- Y fro.
- Y fro.

All right, Y fro.

If you've ever tried
to recite a Welsh poem,

you realize that it is
very difficult.

- Rhwng y llenni.
- Rhwng y llenni.

- Well done.
- Ger y lli.

Oh, "uh hee."

- Double-L again.
- Oh.

Lleni.

Lleni?

The first two letters
are two "L" s together.

- Is it a "T"?
- Th-- th--!

- Henny?
- No.

Welsh, the craziest language,

'cause they hiss at you
when they talk to you.

Ha ha ha!

The clue is right here.

I know, find the parking, relax.

♪ Hallelujah ♪

It did feel good to see Leo
and Jamal pulling up

about the same time as us.

Come on, come on, come on,
Jamal, come on!

Go up this.

Come on, we have to beat them
on this thing.

Oh, there's the clue box.

- I'll do it.
- You do it.

Do you wanna do it or
do you want me to do it?

- Be honest.
- You do it.

I think you're faster.

First line.

Hei ho, Heidi ho.

Hei ho, Heidi ho.

This is automatically reminding
me of Austria, the last season.

♪ In einem Bächlein helle... ♪

When I had to do the German song
and sing everything

and pronounce it right
in front of the judge,

so I was like, okay, I got this.

No.

I was like, okay, this is not
as easy as what it looks.

This is a gypsy, lighthearted,
full of life.

Yeah, okay?

I saw the poem and immediately
thought, well, here I am,

back at school
and back at memorizing.

Oh, look, it's a rainbow.

Oh...

Let's hope there's a million
dollars at the bottom.

Everyone's
getting along right here,

just because we're all on
the same boat.

There's no reason to be catty,
no reason to be anything

but nice to one another.

But I mean, it's tense.

We're down to the second
to the last leg, and you know,

three of the four teams are
going on,

so the pressure's on.

...Man.

Like a sheep, say "baa"

- Roll the "R."
- I can't roll my "R"s.

Don't help me.

This is where the brain
remembers.

All right, this is tough.

That's right.

I can't memorize this right now.

Hei ho, heidi ho!

That's right.

All right.

I want the singsong, that's the
poetry, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm ready to be judged.

Okay, let's do the last--

Let's do it all together,
say it together.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, I can do it again.

- Have another.
- Okay.

Told me no.

I know that everybody else is
gonna have trouble with this.

I'm ready to go.

Wait, may I start over?

A little bit more practice,
and come back later.

Bye!

I can't mess up at all.

A little bit more work,
and see you later.

Ahh!

I know where I messed up.
I repeated two words.

A little bit more practice
and you'll be perfect.

- Okay, thank you.
- Thank you very much.

Holy crap, I thought
I nailed that.

Hi, sorry.
I know we're both cold.

You've done it!

Oh, you made me a happy boy.

Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

Can I go?

Thank you.

Yes, thank you.

- Congratulations!
- Yay!

- Okay.
- Yes.

Mwah! Love you!

- Well done!
- Goodbye.

I see Brendon get the poem,
I see Caroline get the poem.

It was frustrating.

Hei ho heidi ho!

You get the last line and a
little bit more practice, okay?

Not quite there, Connor,
but it's...

What am I missing?

Oh, it's a little bit.

I don't know how they expect
me to learn Welsh in 20 minutes.

Can I try, ma'am?

I'm just under pressure
and I'm just messing it up.

I was doing it perfect here.

This is the one we got out
with the Road Block,

on the eleventh leg.

This is final four and
everyone's here right now.

Hopefully, Jamal gets it and
we're out of here

and we get in the final three,

'cause last season, this is
where we got left behind.

Hopefully he gets it.

Brendon! Yay!

I'm so proud of you!

Okay.

- Okay, let's go.
- All right, let's go.

Woo!

Okay, Val, love you lots, bye.
Mwah!

Come out, come out!

Caroline, I'm so proud of you.

- So proud of you.
- Okay.

And search for your next clue."

Okay, we're just out there.

Come on, girl!

Once again, can you do a bit
of oomph?

- I need some oomph.
- A bit of oomph.

I can give you oomph.

You can give me oomph.
Yes, you will.

Okay.

Newid aelwyd, yeah.

Did I just choke?

Why is the pressure
getting to me?

At the Road Block,
two teams just left.

Now the pressure's
on me, I don't want this

reminiscent of last season,
of Japan.

I was like, man, I cannot choke
here, I have to get this done.

- Congratulations!
- Thank you so much!

Holy crap.

Thank you so much,
I appreciate it, thank you.

- Guten Morgen, Gute Nacht!
- Oh, Guten Morgen!

Thank you.

- Nice job, man.
- Thanks.

I knew I had
to nail it that last time.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.

- You've done so well.
- Thank you.

Thank you, I should know that.

We got it, we got it.

We're still in last place.

It's not looking bright
for us right now.

- Let's go!
- Good job, brother.

"Drive yourselves to
Bolesworth Estate in Chester

and search for your next clue."

- Was it hard?
- Yeah.

Nuts!

Let's go!

- Hard?
- Wasn't easy.

I see the driveway to the left.

Perfect.

- Keep your eye open.
- I am.

Park right here.

So let's go straight that way.

'Cause that's toward the estate.

Come on.

I see the clue box.

Detour.

"Boot It or sh**t It?"

Teams will now get a chance to
try a sport beloved by royalty,

or the frivolous sport
of tossing Wellingtons.

sh**t It requires teams to sh**t
down clay pigeons

with a 12-gauge shotgun.

These boots were made
for tossing.

Boot It requires teams to choose

a pair of size nine or size 11
wellies, fill them with water,

and step up
to the starting line.

They must keep throwing their
water-filled wellies

along this marked course

until they cross
the finish line.

When they do, a welly official

will hand them their next clue.

It's so windy.

If we tried to sh**t something,
it's gonna sh**t us in the side.

Yeah, okay, let's go,
all right, come on, come on.

"Make your way to the
roundbottom inside the house

to change clothing."

This way!

So we're close, Jen.

We're doing good, Jen.

I'm proud of us.

That looks like a big estate.

Bolesworth.

Thank you.

Newton, Manchester...

Let's ask that guy.

Excuse me, sir?

Bolesworth Estate, have you
heard of it?

- No, I haven't.
- Never? Thank you.

I hope all the other
teams are lost.

Wow, what a place.

Just a little weekend getaway.

Follow the marked
path to the wellies.

Maybe down straight?

There's a team running.

There's Brendon and Rachel.

- Hurry.
- I know.

Heidi ho!

We're just, like,
in Downton Abbey,

playing some games
with all the Downton Abbey-ers

and it was really cool.

All right, babe.

Choose a size nine or 11.

We're throwing boots.

Come on, babe, we gotta hurry.

- Okay.
- Come on.

For what, 11s?

No, you need smaller ones.

Here's a ten.
It says Dunmore 10/11.

This is a size ten.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

We found a pair.

Yeah, okay, all right.

We got a pair.

You need to run right down
to the first hay bale

with the yellow flag,

around to the other hay bale,
with the other orange flag,

and back up to the finish line.
Okay.

The start is right here.

Okay, fill it with water. Okay.

Each spot has to be
from the last spot

where your team's welly landed.

Rache, do you see
where we're going?

That hay bale
up there, straight ahead.

Ready?

Yay!

That was mine.

Now you go.

Woo!

Sorry, guys!

- Let's go, come on!
- Okay!

Oh, my gosh.

These costumes are beautiful.

I kind of felt like I was out
of "Downton Abbey."

I enjoy wearing carpet.

Try the sh**t.

- We might as well try it, Dad.
- All right.

I'm an Eagle Scout

and I have a shotgun
sh**ting merit badge.

It's risky, but it might
give us an advantage.

We're good sh**t.

Caroline's dad
taught us how to sh**t.

Caroline is related
to Daniel Boone,

so she's got to have a little
p*stol-sh**ting in her history.

And John Wayne, what's up?

We figured, we'll go out
and be a couple Annie Oakleys.

Okay, I see sh**t It, Jen!

Hello!

The object is to get 16. 16--

Hit it 16 times?

Hit 16 clays and break them.

This is gonna be fun
in the wind.

Let's just do it, because
Jamal and Leo aren't here yet.

They're not?

Their costumes
are still in there!

- Hi there.
- Hello.

Which way, Bolesworth Castle?

All right, thank you.

Ironic how Leo and I are good
at navigating directions

and then the one time where
we need it the most, we stumble.

Oh, come on, man.

When you hit 16,
Becky will blow a whistle.

- All right, care bear.
- Okay.

- Ready?
- Yep.

- Say "pull."
- Pull!

Hit.

Woo!

- You got one!
- Okay?

Oh, my gosh!

I just got that.

We're gonna k*ll this Detour.

Pull!

Miss.

Okay?

Pull!

Miss.

Just over the top.

Thank you.

Pull!

Miss.

Hey, Dad, we'll get this.

We'll get it.

Come on, guys, you can do it!

Woo!

Right there, Rache!

Yeah! Come on!

Come on!

Woo!

Good job.

I have to go fill up my welly.

Let's go!

Let's go, Rache.

Doing good.

Okay.

This way!

Go on the right side.

Good job, babe.

- Come on, Jen!
- Pull!

Miss.

Ouch, it hurts.

Carol, we just need 16
between the two of us?

Pull!

Oh!

Woohoo!

Holy crap!

Well, you're gonna do
this whole thing first.

That's fine, I don't care.

Okay, pull!

Good job!

Okay, I got one!

Yeah!

Sharp sh**t, that's what
Caroline is.

Pull!

Woo!

Caroline, you're great at this.

I'm like
Annie Oakley around here.

Woo woo!

We're getting there.

Pull!

Yes!

You're doing good.

Pull.

Nice.

Taking out all that stress on
those clay pigeons

was absolutely
exactly what we needed.

It felt so good to just blast
those things into the air.

Let's just-- Let's
blast them all this time.

Just...

Do you know where the
Bolesworth Castle is?

Just roll all the way down,

- take a left.
- Left.

Oh, we're on it.

Let's go.

We're almost there.

Here we go.

Good job.

We're gonna go straight and fill
it up.

All right, hang on.

- Come on, babe.
- I'm coming.

Rachel and I are doing great.

We're both throwing hard.

We're almost there.

Pull!

- Yay!
- Woo!

- Good job, girls!
- Woohoo!

Okay. Here, sister.

Pull!

Good job!

Pull!

Yeah!

- Yes!
- Yeah, buddy!

Pull!

Yes!

We're getting there, Dad.

Pull!

Hell yeah!

Take that, you clay pigeon!

Woohoo!

We gotta go!

We gotta get out of here!

Thank you! Okay.

"Drive yourselves
to Peckforton Castle."

Peckforton Castle is just one
of the magnificent feats

of architecture seen
throughout England.

Today, it is the Pit Stop for
this leg of the race.

The last team to check
in here will be eliminated.

Okay. Let's go, go!

- The girls're done?
- Yeah.

Pull!

Whoa!

- Great job!
- Yeah!

Woohoo!

Yeah, final three!

Oh, my God,
we're in first place.

But Dave and Connor are
on our ass.

Did you say go out on the right?

Yeah, I think right, but let's
stop as soon as we can.

Let's roll.

Peckforton Castle.

Carol, question.

Go right and then stop.

Let's go right and stop
somewhere.

Okay, then
we were going right then.

The girls are going right,
so should we follow them?

What do you think?
Left or right?

- Let's go left.
- I think so, too.

Who knows, though?

You're almost there, it's
right there, babe.

- Good job.
- Come on, babe.

Almost there.

There's the arrow.

I just hope there's one team.

That's all we need, one.

Come on!

Go, we got this.

Stay positive.

- Boot It.
- Boot It or sh**t It?

sh**t It.

That's another team.

One more!

Yeah!

- Jolly good!
- Jolly good.

I'm sorry, guys.
That's not the right pair.

No, no, no, we did it.

That is a match.

Pair of ten 44s.

No, please, God.

Please don't say
that that's not right.

Pair of... right and left.

Read the clue.

Oh, my God.

Stop, stop, stop.

"Get at least one welly..."

"Size nine or size 11."

We picked a size ten.

No, you've got to be kidding me!

Come on! Come on! Rachel!

Oh, my God-- No!

Why did you grab a pair of tens?

I didn't know,
Brendon, I didn't know.

I told you.

Brendon, I told you,
I didn't know!

I didn't know, I didn't know.

Stop crying!

Stop crying,
we gotta do this again.

I know.

It said nine or 11.
Rache, I got two 11s.

- Stop crying!
- Okay!

You messed up, come on.

No excuses.

Woo!

And we have to get 16 of them?

You have to get 16.

Is someone there?

Right, right, right.
Come on, come on.

Pull!

Pull!

Dude, we got this.

Dave and Connor
were right behind us,

I don't know which
way they went.

You could either go right or
left and we went right.

The girls went the other way.

We could be going completely
wrong, son, I don't know.

- What do you think?
- I don't know.

I don't see a castle anywhere.

I'm having a heart attack.

Please let us be right
this one time.

- Do you see anything?
- Could be getting there.

I'm holding on to a little
glimmer of hope.

- That way?
- It's that way.

Ugh.

So we're definitely probably
not racing for first anymore.

Dave and Connor keep stealing
our first places!

Rude.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Welcome to Cheshire in England.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Dave and Connor.

You're team number one!

Oh, my God!

You're one of the
three teams that will be racing

to the finish line
for $1 million.

- Woo!
- Woo! Nice job, Dad.

I have some more
great news for you

as the winners of this leg
of the race.

You have won a seven-night
trip for two from Travelocity

to Fiji!

- Whoa!
- Wow!

You're gonna stay at the
Warwick Fiji Resort and Spa.

You'll experience world-class
snorkeling, game fishing,

surfing, and a Mango Bay charter
to Yanutha Island.

That sounds like a trip.

I cannot believe
we are the first team.

You had to bow out
of your last race.

This time, you have a chance
to race into the finish line

for a million dollars.
Congratulations.

- Oh!
- Thank you so much.

After the first season where
I ruptured my Achilles,

we never thought we'd see
"The Amazing Race" again.

So I feel grateful to be
in a position

to hopefully win
"The Amazing Race,"

be the first parent-child
team to do so

and the oldest person to do so.

That was one crazy leg,
that is for sure.

Caroline and Jennifer,

you are team number two--
Yay!

After 11 legs of the race.

We didn't-- We haven't won
a leg so far.

- We're saving up.
- Yeah, we're saving up.

We shot our way into
the final three,

and I'm gonna say we k*lled it.

We can see ourselves
running up on that mat first.

God, please give me strength.

Cannot stop now!

Okay, pull.

Almost there.

Can't give up now.

Woo!

Pull!

Oh!

Good shot.

Okay, pull.

- Thank God.
- Yay!

Let's go.

We got through it.
That's why we don't quit, ever.

I'm so sorry.

Make it up to me by winning me
a million dollars.

Pull.

Thank you, sir.

Peckforton Castle.

Where's Peckforton Castle?

Come on!

- Okay, let's go.
- Hopefully we're not last.

I'm so sorry.

I messed up.

Stop apologizing, babe.

- Okay.
- It's not over.

Let's just focus on what we have
to do, not what we didn't do.

Okay, okay.

We're just gonna have to stop
as soon as we can

and ask someone for directions.

Peckforton Castle. Let's go.

- See which way to go.
- Where's Peckforton?

Hopefully someone gets lost.

Excuse us? Hello?

- No one's here.
- We gotta go.

We gotta find this.

Right, right, right.

Right on that hill right there.

Peckforton Castle. Oh, my God.

It's gonna be
up here on the left.

We look like two English boys

who just got their
lunch money stolen from them.

We're exhausted.

We had to do two rounds
of the same thing

and all because we just
chose the wrong pair of boots.

Messed up.

I think we still
deserve to be in this.

Please don't let us
be the last team.

- Brendon and Rachel.
- Yes.

You are team number three.

Today, we made a stupid,
stupid mistake,

but we had God on
our side, and we also realized,

this isn't for a
million dollars.

That's the next leg.

Seriously can't believe it.

The last final leg, I didn't
read the clue properly

and we ended up coming in third.

We have to take away the lesson
that we need to read our clue,

not just freak out.

This is what k*lled us on the
last "Amazing Race."

We're going into
the final three,

and that's the most
important leg to win,

but to do that, we have to race
a perfect final leg.

Welcome
to Peckforton Castle, Cheshire.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Good afternoon, sir.

Leo and Jamal.

I'm sorry to tell you that you
are the last team to arrive.

And you have been eliminated
from the race.

Déjà vu all over again.

It's pretty ironic how two
seasons, back to back,

no one else took us out with a
u-turn, we took ourselves out,

but the Afghanimals
are definitely part

of "Amazing Race" history.

No one's gonna top our humor.

This is your music, Leo.

Okay!

Our energy, you know,
our fun attitude.

Woo! Huh?

We're gonna stay strong,
we're gonna stay positive.

The experience is something that
Leo and I will cherish forever.

Hee hi, heidi ho.

Leo and Jamal.

- Gotta go.
- You gotta go.

Brendon and I will do
whatever it takes.

This is a million dollars
at stake and I want a baby.

I'm still a poor PhD student
and this is something that

I really want
to be able to give Rachel.

That's my husband!

We're in this for our family.

We're considered
probably the "weakest" team.

But sometimes people
just surprise you.

Whoo!

You're gonna
see two little blondes

just running up to that
finish line.

Winning the race and winning
it with my dad would be amazing.

Nice job, Dad!

He would be the oldest person to
win "The Amazing Race."

That's significant to me.

But the reason I want to win
the race is not for me.

It's for Connor.

We want to win "Amazing Race."

We're going to win
"Amazing Race."

♪ We're gonna
win "The Amazing Race" ♪

We're gonna win
"The Amazing Race".

Or die trying.

- No.
- Scratch that.

No, do not do that.