01x06 - Swiped

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Santo Bugito". Aired: September 16, 1995 – August 17, 1996.*
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
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01x06 - Swiped

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thank you my friends this is as far as I

go okay dude it's been real it certainly

has me Amigo thank you I hope to see you

again hey pob we're going to Cancun next

week you want to come I would love to

accompany you Chad but my home my

friends and mamore Carmen they called to

me and I must answer that

call okay later Aunt yo let's get

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it ah home sweet home

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he goes far away and travels the world

and when he comes home he goes to his

girl

if it's a Lea or a stock or the end

tacos home is the best of

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them

Sant where the with both of his feet and

all of his

hands but if I hands knew what was in

store he would turn right around and

travel some

more yes he turned right around and

travel some

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more

haa this is the end for you and your

secret Crusade my friend haha you

underestimate me El Diablo and it is not

why to underestimate the

Scarab

Scarab bug girl bug girl isn't there yet

I know but you know I really like bug

girl me too not me get your familiar

hurry I can't take all the suspense men

me neither I hate suspenders okay okay

so then the Scarab pulls out his secret

sword and slashes his bonds with it rip

and the Scarab is

free can't you see I'm creating but then

oh no what's this what El Diablo has set

another

trap oh no oh my no please you

underestimate me Scarab for I I've got

your Sidekick oh no not bug girl trapped

in my web of t*rture ha and then what

happens yeah then what oh no this is

terrible horrible awful

to be

continued oh please spare me look at

this this Dil clearly the work of a rank

Hemer I think it is a Charming story

Amelia full of Adventure exitement and

Bug girl yes and Bug girl H so much fun

oh wouldn't it be wonderful if we had a

real life hero right here in Santa

pakito you

called p

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M Amigos the best part of leaving my

friends in Santo bugito is returning to

them and bringing them

gifts first and foremost for carore M

for my beautiful desert flower I I have

a beautiful desert flower

oo

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e caring I am so sorry when I picked

this plant up in the desert it was

beautiful

magnificent and now look at it oh it's

perfect perfect it it symbolizes the

rotting the festering decay of Life at

the end of the 20th century it's

pitiful oh I mean in the nicest way

possible I love it pakito it is

beautiful because it came from

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you gather around every buug I have this

for you

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all wow for Rosa

for Miguel look Miguel a new B time

won't that look good on

J for

Eon for

Ralph CL man BT W hey look at that BT

dirty old chewed up bubblegum last one

to rehor is a rotten egg sack and for

Amelia oh it's okay if you didn't get me

anything Paco I know I'm hard to buy for

and what do you get the damsel fly who

has everything I know something you

don't

have the new Scarab comic

book tell me tell me this isn't

happening oh the Scarab what is so

impressive about a big Beatle anyway oh

oh I'm glad you asked uh lights

please thank you the Scarab is a class

of beetle that was once believed by by

the ancient Egyptians to possess secret

and magical powers the Scarab lives in

dark and clammy places with creatures

such as slugs bloodworms o and other

lower forms and oh oh now how did that

get in there lights please oh that's oh

I'll just yes wow that was very

educational no oh yes it was my comic

book it's gone what do you mean gone it

was right here a minute ago and now it's

not That's What I Call gone no not just

gone but

stolen and then poof no more just like

that gone stolen it was right here and

now it's not yes yes I understand all

that Amelia now I'll start my

investigation just as soon as I finish

my little outline here no no no no no oh

you've done it all wrong you see it

should be Stark Stark bone old it should

cry out thief thief loss evil ethon I

think you should let Mr moth Meer handle

this oh I'm always thankful for any help

and I have created for you an artists

rendering of what the missing comic book

looked like and and of what the suspect

might look

like but eaten nobody you know saw any

suspect you think that stopped Picasso

please E Ralph is right we do not know

if any one bug stole the comic book

that's right it could be two bugs or

three or an entire Army of criminals

conspiring to Rob this town of

everything it holds near and dear Amelia

and finally to steal us and replace us

with exact doubles that they grow in a

big pot

Amelia or

not Miguel growing exact doubles in a

pot can't you believe that

Mr mthm why don't we go over the facts

the facts well that's a novel idea huh

very well what happened before the comic

book disappeared well Paca just given it

to me and I said what is so impressive

about a big Beetle anyway oh oh I'm glad

you asked lights

please thank you the SC is a class of

beetle that was I just did this didn't

I oh well how embarrassing I'll I'll

I'll just be leaving yes whoa de Vu

gight gight moving right along now then

this was the point where Amelia said

your notebook is gone oh no I believe it

was a comic book n all Mister your

notebook's been toen and your funny

looking hat too

see the secret criminals took a buzz for

your lives please my friends there must

be an explanation for all this Mr Mo me

in your professional opinion what do you

think happened well H the only logical

explanation seems to be that the bug who

took these things is a well for lack of

a better

word one of us one of us is the thief

it's a crime wave No One Is Safe a thief

in the Cina lock your doors one of us is

a

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thief suspicion suspicion so much

suspicion our poor town our poor town

having theion

don't take us wrong we don't mean to G

some did us wrong and we got

swiped we got stolen and swindled and

burgled and looted lessened and dwindled

confused and

uprooted and we got

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swiped we got rustled and Mo on and

stuck up and plundered rubbed and picked

all my we are

wondered and we got sled

suspicion suspicion oh so much suspicion

our poor town our poor town is having a

con and we got

swiped CCC we got

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swiped there you're safe now

Miguel and I thought you were my friends

huh a this is getting bad I see sunbug

acting very suspiciously what's he doing

he's spying on the town with a high

powered telescope can you believe it

spying like that I wish bug girl were

here she you know would know what to do

about all this you know what I

mean we have to take action we need

someone to launch a secret Crusade and

fight for truth justice and the bito way

of life hi got I here we go and I'm just

the bug to do it I'll be just like the

Scarab all I need now is a Psy kick

who's with me count me and Clen right

out we're allergic to Danger ain't we

Clen allergic is all get out well how

about the rest of you who wants to

follow me into Glory I don't think so

well I'm

scheduled I'm a lover not a

fighter what's the matter with you bugs

don't you have any backbone indeed they

do not for insects are among the class

that we call invertebrate uh lights

please thank

you invertebrates and you invertebrates

are animals that have no backbones no

backbones that's right Jimmy in fact oh

that wasn't supposed to happen um yes

I'll just I'll get this repaired and

then uh I'm sorry we I didn't know we

was having a picture show hey clim pass

the bubblegum I can't why can't you

because it's

gone still afraid to fight you can steal

a comic book and you can steal a please

M's hat but if you steal my dirty old

piece of bubble gum well you're looking

for trouble yeah you uh uh you can what

he said my friends today begins our

heroic secret Quest For Justice we'll

find the foul fiend who stole my comic

book and your bubble gum yeah but first

we have something more important to do

what's that find neat color coordinated

costumes

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suspicion suspicion oh so much suspicion

our P town our P

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Town don't take us wrong we don't mean

to C but some bug did us wrong and we

got

swiped and we got

swiped C we got

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swiped sorry about that citizens

all for one and two for a dollar

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Yeahs citizens have no fear for we are

here hilia this is no way to Carmen I'm

not Amelia I'm the cape buzzing around

woman and these are my Sidekicks H side

kicko and other lside kicko too I'm here

please I'm telling you I'm the cap

buzzing around woman I do not know this

Amelia sure you do Amilia that's you buo

I think it is getting a little stuffy

around here yes M you are right come we

will come back when all this hot air has

settled down did you see that Sidekicks

10 four keep buzzing around woman Mighty

suspicious Carmen and Paco oh come on I

can't you know believe that but don't

you see they're the only ones not

suspicious because if they were

suspicious that would mean they were

innocent but because they're not

suspicious then we should be suspicious

of them because we are suspicious that

makes sense to me but kmen and Paco are

our closest friends our our comrades if

you will we love them love them you give

me one good reason why you think they

are thieves because if it's not them

it's one of us well that works for me

I'll go along with that oh

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my B is that you it sure ain't El Diablo

from the comic

book did you bring the secret bait for a

secret trap to catch Carmen and Paco yep

and it's a beauty

too oh this is a smelly old hair ball I

told you to bring something valuable

it's valuable to me never mind I hear

someone coming hide be

quiet hey get off my Cape I just had

that

pressed we out on the count of three

which one is three I forget oh just do

it

now aha we've got you now

e hello

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we got the theves we got the thev yeah

we got

him all right all right now just what

seems to be the trouble we caught the

thief your honor ship we thought it was

Paco and Carmen but it was eaten put

away put him away put him away just what

is your evidence against ethon he hated

the comic book and we C him red-handed

he was stealing my hair

ball please we have to be fair in this

matter and hear all

sides just what do you have to say for

yourself Mr Thief well I disliked the

comic book it's true it's true it was

cliche and showed absolutely no sense of

color or composition you are not helping

your cost very much my friend but I

didn't take it no for shame shame how

could you ever suspect that I a pillar

of this community could be capable of

committing such a a heinous crime

besides I think Rosa did it Rosa did it

they did it

together take your big old Burly bug

hands off of me I didn't take

anything a pakito this has gone way too

far what can we do we must find these

missing items mamore that is all we can

do I have an idea hey come we have no

time to lose it was Ralph

Ralph B that's you old me

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what do we do now we reconstruct the

scene of the crime that is brilliant my

sweet one how did you know such a thing

B I was once a private eye remember but

of course okay okay okay let us go over

this again you came home you gave me the

plan which I swear to you was

magnificent okay okay I believe you okay

the professor came in and turned off the

lights the lights came back on and

oh P I promise I was right next to you

and I thought you were my friends we've

got you now you you thieves but it was

my comic book well that was your first

mistake we CL we was Evil Genius types

and didn't even know

it it looks like everything disappeared

from right there on the counter you

stand there and I will flip off the

lights

okay ready M ready M here I go okay did

you see anything

p

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p I got you now Mr

flower H what else have you got in there

aha so it was the flower all

along my poor thing he was only hungry

see very

hungry oh my pakito are you all right I

am fine M but let me tell you something

it's stoning there fui

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did I not tell you it was magnificent me

it only needed to be fed P my love I

never doubted

you may I have this dance oh see

suspicion suspicion oh good by susp our

poor town our poor town no more conion

and for you take we don't me to but we

made a mistake made

that we were

never cuz we were never

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s y yeah

hey everybody you want me to read it

again from the

beginning

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come just a little speck on the map it's

a cozy place not the sticky fly trap

it's the

niest

place could ever be found

Santo bito

is kind of town

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