01x04 - The Carmen Tango

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here now A Tale of wo and

Dread mother is hurt and in bed how can

this town go on without

her her small

accident has cause quite a

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stir relaxed you bugs I've never seen

her sit still for so long I hope she's

going to be okay are you sure the

accident wasn't you know serious not too

serious more

plaster there that should do with now

can I get back to work ow ow ow

ow we're sure sorry about the accident

Carmen yeah we're sure sorry if Clen can

only control his bodily functions you

started it did not did too did not you

did please please miss Amigos it is all

right I forgive you you are just

being yourselves

wo Nana why can't you get up oh yes well

an excellent question young bug you see

the insect antenna are important objects

used for um um uh gathering information

and and uh following Trails of food

uhhuh yes antenna are very delicate and

um well sensitive ow ow ow oh my oh I'm

so sorry oh yes sensitive indeed oh

sorry hak I have good news and I have

bad news see the good news Carin is

going to to be just

fine she must remain in bed until I

remove the cast in one week see she must

get plenty of rest and sugar water see

now the bad news tell me I can take it I

am an ant no dancing my life is

over a week what are we going to do

without Carmen for a a a

week we have to get organized serve our

customers do all her errands babysit the

C us we'll help you twoo you're the ones

responsible for the accident no no no

every bug will help even Clement BT we

will all do it for

kmen people Carmen needs her rest out

out out March hop 2 3 4 hop 2 three 4

rest M corason we will do all your work

for the next week

I will be fine Perfecto do not worry

about me I I a whole week I have to just

sit

here I'm going to be so I can't stand it

already this is our of sorrow and

glue God made me m in must St in her

room this town must try to carry

on but I fear there will be

trouble before very

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long okay bugs listen up as you may

already know Carmen deanz is one busy

bug in these ha Parts babysitting

cooking cleaning customer service me

mechanical repairs tax returns and she's

counting on us to fill in you got a

problem with that Soldier no sir ma'am I

can't hear you no sir ma'am Ralph Eden

you take the grandkids here to the east

Bert uh Clen I want you to make a

flanking move around to the kitchen here

and make those customers happy 10 four

all right and while you all hold down

the flanks Paco and I will spearhead the

main att*ck right up Main Street right

Paco Paco Paco what's wrong Mr moth me

said Carmen will be all right remember

yep you got yourself a strong little

Philly there Amigo a real strong Philly

it is not Carmen I am worried about it

is this dearest daughter Carmen

retirement is boring me so I have

decided to come for a visit I will

arrive next Saturday love oh

mama mama you mean as inde Mama Clen

she's that terrible W what made us do

all those horrible things last time she

visited you mean like take baths and

wash our faces that's the one and That

Hideous thing she made us do to our

mouths what was that called again uh

brushing our teeth yeah that's

it we're doomed done for finished kaput

toast now you don't see settle down we

can you know fix up the town ourselves

and you're right we can do it the whole

town okay bugs we have only one week to

get everything ship shaped any

questions um good then let's get to it h

2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 don't you

know worry about it I mean kon's only

one ad you know what I'm talking about

here

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she works and works and

works in bed she'll never

stay without caring

around the tongue will surely pay buing

around is a common

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way stop and desist come back here

go oh oh how does Carmen do it the chaos

the noise the Anarchy of it

all and how did she end up with so many

grandchildren uh well yes it's quite

simple really here we have the stages of

ant development first the egg then the

larvae then the uh uh uh the puper and

amazing as it may seem a queen an can

produce as many as U um um 1 million

children in her lifetime uhhuh yes it's

true

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my boy Luke says he can eat 50 spores he

can eat 50

spores must I do all the work around

here I'm just just trying to get all

these little monsters to hold still for

one second so we can teach them

something meaningful like like painting

like sculpture but do I get any help

from you

no uh do you you know want them

impressive how about right here now

gather around uncle Eaton little ones

and watch carefully as I mold your young

creative minds today we are going to

paint get well cards for Grandmama

Carman now won't that be

fun good ide that's a good idea love you

Uncle Eaton oh unexpected affection how

nice I love you

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too it's your time for you know diaper

duty no the horror the

horror bird what if sbog orders

something other than chili hey we ain't

no fancy Frenchy chefs besides once they

taste me and cleanse chili they ain't

going to want nothing

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else think she needs more paprika she of

course F fine Chili's always referred to

as she you know like a battleship oh

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brother ain't bitter enough Bert

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good doggy that's fine chili this is

more than I need to

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know hey I ordered the leafy greens ping

on the side oh just try

it think he likes it well he is

unconscious with his eyes open always a

good sign

I'll have a fungus honey Jew shake to go

please coming

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up this is chili yes it

is get out while you can save yourself

warn the

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others buenos

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buen graas how sweet of you and how are

we today believe it or not I am

beginning to enjoy this little

vacation why I have not had this much

time off since thansgiving day of 83 ah

and you everything is going well then

with the

town oh yes everything is everything my

feet kids are Galloping all over the

place and Clen and berd are running the

kitchen and your mom Amilia we're not

supposed to give Carmen any bad news

remember chy AR rest and if we tell her

her mother is coming she will want to

get up and work for sure she must not

know right just kidding Carmen we've got

everything

under we got to get her back in bed

before there's another accident

we was just trying to help there senena

reader how about some chili on the house

on the house there is chili splattered

on the house out in the house all over

the house I hey outou let me go up

Carmen this is for your own good stop

please they will ruin everything no

no she forgot her chili the place out

looked like like a Chili b*mb went off

ow please let me go ow let me go help

them I'm sorry Carmen I am putting my

feet down on this one you just lie there

and relax or or or else or else what or

else I feed you more chili no no

anything but that all right all right I

will stay just tell me one thing my

deliver it ooh is making all my

deliveries don't worry a mil and Paco

are taking care of all of them the

muffins the cakes the tortillas the

choros the tax returns the pollen

forecast laying the cils The Bu of the

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mon next top is grandmother dong

heimer's house

Roger hi it is her mold

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day

just

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okay thank you so much young bugs how

about some fresh and chewy mushroom

treats oh we really have to be going now

we have 50 more stops before nonsense

you can't go without playing some Canter

Carmen always has time for a good game

of

Canter it it is the polite thing to do

did I ever tell you about the time I

lived in the trash cans behind the white

house it was

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1954

hi she goes and goes and

goes all night and all day she never

takes time

off oh what can I

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say you have to stay for the party she

works and works and

works in bed she'll never

stay without caring around

the tong will surely pain cuz buzzing

around is a car

way how caring does all this day after

day is a mystery to me I had no idea how

hard she must work I'm so tired and

hungry I'm so hungry I could eat some of

bir's

chili okay maybe not that hungry

oh my pakito you look exhausted you do

need my help I knew it ow ow ow no no

everything is fine it

is

umiam is it really fine out there oh yes

everything's going great fine marvelous

stupendous

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wonderful W you started it we have

barely lasted a day Carmen is still in

bed and her mother is still coming Santo

is

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do chihuahua it's breaking our

heart

Santo is falling apart

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how doggy this batch has a kick like a

mule like a mule that Chile could mean

the end of Santa bagito

worse it is the end of

civilization

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look it's alive

alive back back you orinary food product

heal chil

heal it is no good no matter how hard we

try none of us can keep up with K and

today Mama come get get off I have to

tell the truth help me

too I cannot believe I said for a whole

week and did

nothing I had the time of my life hold

still Carmen almost there I feel so

relaxed

rejuvenated did you all miss me more

than you know and then some you are one

amazing bug Carmen I will never never

underestimate you again oh very good

it's healed

perfectly Bueno now I can get out of bed

and get back to work wait Nana Carmen we

have to give you the get well pictur

that Uncle eaten had his

pain thank

you thank

youas they are beautiful H perhaps I was

worried for nothing things could not

have been too bad if Ethan got a

grandchildren organized enough to paint

all these wonderful

pictures Well Carman um things didn't go

exactly as smoothly as we told

you we lied please let me beg for your

forgiveness my ever blooming desert

flower oh

Paco you are making a joke it cannot be

that

bad she had body Aroma I thought she'd

at least turned out to be bean dip I

guess she's headed to the big crockpot

in the

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sky could you you know untie us

maybe Grandma Carmen liked our pictures

Uncle Eon it's true primitivism is crude

but it works so well I bet Uncle creep

50 Sports too if you wanted

yeah I'm just not

hry this is incredible I thought you

were joking it's a a nightmare it gets

worse my mother is coming

today

I she's m than that chil was matter than

that on chil we had only the best

intentions allow me to gravel at your

beautiful

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feet we have no time to clean up my

mother is always on time you know

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oh my little Carmen you did all this for

me Mama you read my postcard and knew

that I was borned since all my little

ones have left so you left me some work

to organize oh you are so

sweet and you two take Main Street okay

let's go hop two 3

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4 my poor Paco you must have been

pulling out your antenna with

frustration when you could not tell me

everything see it was

terrible coming Mama as we

clean we must dance

oh she goes and goes and

goes all night and all day he never

takes time

off oh what can I

say

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h around is the common

way buzzing around is Theon

way just a little speck on the map it's

a cozy place not a sticky fly trap it's

the

nicest place could ever be found

Santo

is kind of oh

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