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B
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I hate arine food food oh I'm glad you
mentioned that that's such a very
interesting subject for example this
female of the order diptera oh yes
commonly known as the mosquito lives by
sucking blood from other
creatures she inserts this needle like
appendage into the prey get lost Mr icy
hands I'm
busy there's a sucker hatched every
minute and that sucker is
me
buzz buzz off boys I'm running the show
around here now and I've got my own
backup Johnny she bu in the town like a
swarm Locus get ready for her courtroom
Hocus
Pocus cuz she's the
law yeah yeah she's the
long PES so dollar Lotter Moola she'll
cut loose her legal
hula she's the
WR yeah yeah
she's what are those bugs doing those
mosos Locos they have been eating the
same donut all
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day there's definitely something wrong
with those
boys doggy there's only one thing I like
better than slurping these puppies
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down yep and that's harking them back up
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hit me clam I'm a going
long I got it I got it down here hey
come to
Daddy hey down here
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buddy Bert Ralph
relax common I'm you know okay how many
fingers do you see
budy
four he's going to be fine just fine I
car I will you too be more careful
please yeah you could you know hurt
yourself running into me like that you
know what I'm saying
here allow me sir it looks like I've
buzzed into town just in time Emma skito
insect at law
peso dollar loot or Mo she'll cut looser
legal
hul cuz she's the
law yeah yeah she's the
lawah a
loyer what's a lawyer I'm glad you
asked the law is your
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friend Jack was B bad to Jill so Jill
got a lawyer to punish him and get
money Jack was bad Jill was
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rich like the law lawyers are your
friends too they do stuff for you and
then you get
rich rich rich don't think call
today well tie me up and call me doie
could y'all do that for us you know make
us rich and all I most certainly can sir
just sign here here here and
here huddle
up you know being rich would be a good
thing it'd be a real good
thing we could live in a big mansion
like cousin Jeb's double wide trailer
and ever bug liked him because of it
even though he had that thing growing on
his feeding tube that was the same color
as our couch out back
H why we talking about couches again
couldn't tell you buddy all I know is
that we are getting rich yeah yeah
getting
rich Okie M doie sign us up for easy
stet boys I want you to think twice
about this I can tell you working with a
lawyer is very serious business well
thanks for the concern Carmen but relax
you worry too much yeah you worry too
much
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congratulations you are about to become
two very wealthy insects but remember I
take half of whatever you make as my pay
and of course I do take an upfront
fee
dang here sweetie this will help you get
your strength back
ow two
yeah my clients and I will see you in
court what this is you know a joke
right let's see sheded grasshopper
skin I don't
know I know genuine cocoon skin oh
oh see ah you are a bug of taste and
distinction my wife thinks
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so bad news Paco uh a a mosquito is
making Ralph go to court court this is
terrible horrible
Unthinkable what exactly is Court anyway
court is where we settle serious
arguments between adults ailia are you
sure you got that straight Ralph and
some bug going to court here in Santo
bito Crush My Heart and Hope to become
bird food why we haven't opened the Old
Courthouse since baby Clen accidentally
swallowed that traveling sales bug I'll
have to get my judge's robes follow
me
cartton TR are you sure you don't want
my help I you know can take care of
myself you know but
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thanks hey Ralphie are you getting rich
today too I you know don't think so BT
oh too bad little buddy cuz Le is ain't
we
CL huh yep getting rich today
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all stand for the honorable Judge moth
me
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I court is now in
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session morning folks now then what
seems to be the problem we're here to
get
rich your honor here to and forth with I
charge that the aforementioned Beetle
here and to after referred to as Ralph
the ladybug did willfully and with
malice of forethought defame destroy and
deprive my clients with aggravated
neglect endangerment Reckless abandon
and first-degree malicious
Mischief um come again if Ralph had not
walked directly into my poor client's
path this horrible accident would never
have happened your honor the entire
accident is his fault he is guilty
guilty
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guilty
I my life it's you know not my fault
that those two always play with their
food do
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not Order in the Court
M lawyer can you prove that Ralph is
guilty civil code 823 section 83
incumbent insects traveling in existing
traffic clearly and always have the
right of way over all merging bugs your
honor whereas the party of the first
part Bears recumbent responsibility Visa
the intellectual insufficiency of the
party of the second party ifo facto
habus Corpus your honor is aware of the
statutory precedence in this case United
insect versus arachnet fly swatter be
rolling stone I submit your honor that
prudent jurisprudence demands we charge
the innocent with lawful liability for
the irresponsibility of the
reprehensible thank you little phly
we'll see if she's right about
that I've got every law listed right
here oh yes yes indeed laws are the
rules that we all agreed to live by the
very Foundation of civilization as we
know it law from the Latin origin Lex me
pardon me but we're trying to have a
court case here oh yes my apologies how
rude of me oh I'm
sorry freedom of speech right to a fair
trial no molting without a license oh no
that's not good what what I'm afraid the
mosquito is Right according to the law
he Ralph is responsible to take care of
Bert's injury by giving him a large cash
settlement that's right lots of
money I'm sorry Ralph but the court has
to rule in favor of Bert
Barfly
2,999 three you know
thousand I still can't believe how the
mosquito Twisted the law round to Bert's
advantage mean neither ooh there's a lot
of chopping money I could buy a new hat
some shoes oh Miguel could quit his job
I could buy that new Compass my eyes on
art supplies and new Pottery whe and and
buck shell
polish yes here you go sir yeeha thank
you little Philly doggy clim take a
gander at all this pleas Rich Partner
rich and handsome just one final fee
gentlemen
ow
two I hope you're you know
happy well I'll be what's eating him
clam don't know bird want to go spend
some money buddy 10 for
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bird I'm next next step aside bugs bugs
please please one at a time don't worry
I can help each and every one of you you
all I need is proof that something bad
happened to you and I can make any of
you richer than you ever
imagined don't you look at me like that
one of my P ones you never return my
binoculars hey hey hey he stepped in my
fungus Gard last
week and we thought our parenting days
were over
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am I going to suck this town dry or
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what she bues into town like a STM get
ready for her courtroom hus
Pocus cuz she's the law yeah yeah she's
the
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law she'll suck you in and grab on to
your rights and use the law to start her
courtroom
fights cuz she's the law yeah yeah she's
the
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law giving to the
greedy small child bug or big bandito
you better watch out little
Santo cuz she's the law yeah yeah she's
the law get rich off your neighbor bugs
with no risk all in the name what we
call
Justice cuz she's the law yeah yeah
she's the law
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the not to
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Beed cuz she's the law yeah yeah she's
the law
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oh why are we so tired like a tuckered
out no you have given away too much of
your blood to the mosquito you must eat
to rebuild your strength
okay now what do I do
well miss mosquito think tricked all of
us and she's the only one getting rich
around
here B and I tell you but do you listen
no
here oh she just keeps taking fee after
fee after fee after Fe
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after Carmen you you and Paco have to
help us kick that sneaky mosquito out of
town y I am sorry but you had your
chance you made your egg sack and now
you can sleep in
it please
please we are begging of J just look at
them my desert flower they are begging
you they need you all right every bug
listen up
we must beat the mosquito at her own
game with the law oh I'll beat her with
the law all right me too I mean we have
to be clever to get rid of her you see
yes can we keep her cookies well well
well plotting against an honest citizen
like me I might just have to file a
class action lawsuit against Carmen and
Paco to protect my rights just toss her
into a bug zapper yeah to the bug
zapper
tomorrow yes tomorrow's
good time for the Restless locals
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plan black Sparkle caring did you pay
the light
bill what they they att*cked me I'll sue
you for all your worth everything by
this time tomorrow I'll own this
place that does
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it to can play your game no I studied
love myself at the University of St
anthonies I accept your
challenge and that your honor is when
Carmen and Paco att*cked me and broke my
wings
I'll never ever fly
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again bra I want to spend her some
money I know she's a lion Clen but it's
so
sad can I have that later sure money
we'll take a 10-minute recess so I can
consult the law are you ready mamore
with you m
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always I can't tell them my decision if
they're not
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here do not take another step a terrible
accident trust me you do not want to
look did you say accident first to
flying stag beetles had in midair
Collision then they crashed into a
school bug which fell off a bridge and
into the
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lake you have never seen so many eggings
spilled
everywhere Santa Mariposa Lake in the
desert then the school bug landed on top
of a water little family oh yeah
I God I so many squashed insectos they
are stacked up like
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toras
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Soo but what where's the
accident
accident nothing accidental here
your honor it would appear our accuser's
wings are not broken after all I believe
it is against the law to lie in a court
of law no ah here it is code 88 section
VL you're right she lied in court that's
called perjury I had perjury once it
itch for weeks up behind my left wing
would you scratch touch it for me buddy
I ain't touching your dang
perjury it says here that your case
against Carmen and Paco must be dropped
and now the entire town can sue you for
a
change but she lied too Carmen lied and
so did Paco uh uhuh but civil code 27
section 92 I was not in court when I
told my little story see
ah me tricked by the old 279 T Ploy and
I didn't see it
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coming that mosquito was a fake
along saw her way was
wrz she's
not she's not so they packed up her bags
and sent her away cuz the LA is for
helping not for
hey she's
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not she's not the so they packed up her
bags and told her to go something for
nothing is
stupid cuz she's
not she's not all
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woo just a little speck on the map it's
a cozy place not a sticky fly trap it's
the
nicest
place could ever be found Santo bito
is kind of
oh
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01x02 - Sue City
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.