05x30 - Episode 30

[bunniefuu]

[narrator] This week,
there's been an epic recoupling...

Soul Ties is crazy.

[narrator] ...movie night drama...

and six dumped Islanders.

Tonight, it's time to go to La La Land.

f*ck!

[narrator]
You've got the hottest ticket in town.

I want it all!

[narrator] An invite to the world
premiere of Unseen Bits The Movie.

Let's go crazy!

[narrator] We've got Crocodile Dundee.

Pure slapstick...

Quinoa? What's that?

[narrator] ...and The Sound of Music.

[boys] ♪ Hope you sleep tight ♪

[narrator] Get ready for
a blockbuster hour of laughs.

Grab your popcorn or your pick 'n' mix...

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

[narrator] ...as the paparazzi go gaga.

Soul Ties is crazy.

[narrator] Because this...

is Love Island Unseen Bits!

It's time to get it on.

What?

[narrator] Coming to a sofa near you.

f*ck Soul Ties!

[theme song playing]

[narrator] The Villa has been dramarama
since the end of Casa Amor.

Things started kicking off
and getting wild.

Thought I was going crazy.

[narrator] In fact, it's been nuts.

Oh, sh*t!

[narrator] And Soul Ties is #CrayCray.

Soul Ties is crazy.

f*ck Soul Ties!

[narrator] But before all that, let's
go back to where the trouble began.

Casa Amor.

Let's get it, baby!

[all cheering]

[narrator] Back in Casa times,
the Islanders played Raunchy Races.

This is where both villas compete
to complete sexy challenges

in the quickest time.

"Share a smooch with the Islander
you're sharing a bed with." Go!

-Come here!
-Go, go, go!

It's time to get it on.

Get it! Get on top!

You better ride him! Ride him!

The villa has won the point!

Are you f*cking me?

Maybe our energy is low. What is it?

We can do a little bit more passionate.
A little bit more sexy.

-Yeah. Maybe.
-Yeah? Let's go crazy.

[narrator]
If that got you hot under the collar,

then check out these exclusive
unseen gems from Raunchy Races.

-Dominate!
-[all] The villa!

-Work!
-[all] The villa!

-We are?
-[all] The villa!

Let's get it, baby!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Okay. "The girl with the biggest feet
puts lipstick on

and gives the boy with the biggest chest
ten lipstick kisses." Go.

Biggest feet! Kenzo!

Who has lipstick?

Go get it! Go get it! Go get the lipstick!

-Where?
-Go! Go!

-Ten kisses.
-Five on each pec.

-Five on each pec!
-On the chest!

Ten lipstick kisses. Ten! Ten!

One, two, three, four, five, six...

-Make it steamy! Make it steamy!
-Ten.

That's it, that's it!

Keep it going! Keep it going!

I don't know what it is with me
and competitions,

like, this little monster comes out of me.

-"Casa Amor has won the point."
-Get the f*ck out of here.

I feel like one of the girls
keeps the lipstick on them too.

Yeah. Hannah definitely
got lipstick on her.

"Casa Amor has won the point."

[all cheering]

"Share a three-way smooch
with two boys of your choice." Go!

A three-way kiss is kind of, like,
the most insane thing in my life.

I'm watching someone else kiss the girl,
then I kiss her,

and then it goes back and back,

and I just got lost in it.
But f*ck, it was fun.

Okay. "Share a three-way smooch
with two boys of your choice." Go!

Hit it.

I was trying to get us all in there,
but they didn't wanna have fun.

Freaking boys and their freaking
so masculine or whatever.

It's a game. Just kiss.

-"The villa has won the point."
-What?

"The villa has won the point."

-[phone chimes]
-Read the question!

"A girl whose name is last alphabetically,
and the boy with the biggest feet

must get into bed and get into
the girl's favorite sex position." Go!

-Go!
-How many? Just one?

Go, go, go!

-What is it?
-Bring the flow. Bring the flow.

Bring the flow.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Kay Kay! Wait! Wait, wait!

Get into your favorite sex position. Go!

Yeah, go!

Girl's favorite sex position.
It don't matter. Go!

There it goes. Okay.

-That's it. Just one, right?
-Yeah.

Get it in!

Get it in!

I don't know what I was expecting,
but when they was swinging the door open,

I'm like, "What are y'all doing here?"

It's gotta be Kay Kay.

[Leonardo] Carmen and Kassy
have the same, like, C last name.

It would be Kay Kay 'cause K-A-Y.

-We got the point! We got the point!
-[all cheering]

[narrator] Like their tongues,
scores were all tied up.

So both villas win a party
and a year's supply of mouthwash.

In Casa, when not screaming
at the video they received,

the OG girls spent their time
screaming at the floor.

[shouts] It's a lizard.

-Go get the snake catcher.
-Rob!

[Hannah W] Rob, can you come
catch a lizard in our room?

[Rob] On the way.

-Thanks, Rob. He's coming.
-Okay. Don't move.

You tell that thing, "Don't move."

What are you telling me don't move for?

Don't move, little thing.

-That was quick, Rob.
-I've arrived.

Rob to the rescue!

Rob to the rescue!

It's the smallest lizard ever!

-What are you doing?
-I don't wanna hurt it.

-Catch it!
-That's a dinosaur.

-Thanks, Rob!
-You're welcome.

It tried to take us up out of here,
didn't he, Carmen?

[Hannah] Y'all, he got up
those stairs so quick.

Guys, look at how cute this lizard is.

Let's see.

A pretty baby.

-Oh, my goodness.
-Oh, snap!

-They were scared of that?
-Yeah, dude, they were terrified of it.

I was like, okay,
that ain't even nothing crazy.

[Kay Kay] The lizard could have taken
us all out in the dressing room.

Thank God we have Rob,
the reptile wrangler.

I don't know
what we would have done without him.

[narrator] But there are so many reptiles
in Fiji.

It's a job too large for one man.

So he's calling in backup.

[Rob] Time to go catch
some snakes, fellas.

Snake wrangling time.

Snake wrangling time!

[Zay] Can we name it?

-[Rob] Huh?
-Name it. Let's name it.

-[Rob] Okay.
-Henry.

-Henry?
-Yeah.

[Kyle] Shout-out to my boy Rob.
That's really my boy.

He's a snake wrangler.
So, he be wrangling snakes for a living.

He told me he caught his first snake
at four years old.

-I don't know.
-'Cause Henry Beck was a snake.

So today he's gonna show us
how to wrangle some snakes.

And, uh, since you know we don't
have snakes out here in, uh, Fiji, uh,

we're gonna use a little rope.

[narrator] You see a dude
from Alabama catching a lizard.

We see a hot new Love Island
spin-off series.

[in southern accent]
Rob The Snake Wrangler, Bro.

Rob the Snake Wrangler, Bro,

is teaching newbies
how to handle their snakes.

It's like a cobra.

-How would it bite you?
-I would grab...

-Should be the tail?
-Yes, should be the tail.

I would grab it by its tail.

Got Henry right here.

Uh, he's a little bit more lethargic
than most snakes.

And then watch its head. Yeah.
If it went up like that, I might let go.

And then, like, wait for it to, like,
turn away the other way,

then pick it up again.

You know, he's not too bad all in all
for a first snake catch, I reckon.

-I'm gonna get it like this.
-[Brandon] Bite him on the nose.

And try to support under its head
and get it up like that.

'Cause then,
if it tries to strike like this,

like, I can take it,
I can use its body against it.

-Wow.
-You know what I mean?

[narrator in southern accent] Our bro Kyle

is the first bro to risk his life facing
a broa constrictor.

So basically, you, like...

It's like you're in a huddle,
getting ready.

Three, two, one.

You gotta be quick. You gotta be...

Right, Henry?

Got him. Got his ass!

Did I do that right?

[narrator in souther accent]
Now Eddie and Rob start shaking that asp.

There weren't any more bro puns.

-Oh, sh*t.
-Big dog!

The snake wrangling was fun.
I ain't gonna lie.

I actually got distracted

and started going for Rob
instead of the snake.

Run!

[Brandon] Grab the snake!

You got that snake right by the head.

I don't know how accurate that was,
but it was fun.

I feel like if I used the techniques
I used in the real life

to try to catch a snake,
I will get bitten.

So, I mean, at least I know
how to catch a rope.

I think they all failed snake training.

[narrator in normal voice]
Good thing Casa is temporary

'cause I don't think
the new reptile wranglers

are gonna be very helpful.

[narrator] The post-Casa recoupling
is one of the most memorable nights

of any season of Love Island.

Aw, sh*t!

Hello, Islanders!

Have you had a good time with the boys?

[girls] Yes.

[Sarah] Have you had a lot of fun?

[girls] Yeah.

[laughs] "Yeah."

Hannah came in here for Marco,
but ended up with Mike.

M&M. Nothing sweeter.

Mike's a tremendous guy.
We shared a three-way kiss, so...

He's my brother now,
and I'm very happy for the both of them.

I think it's special.

[narrator] And it's also
the most dramatic.

You okay, Kassy?

I literally kept saying,
if it's the brunette,

I know that he f*cked her.

Kay Kay made a standout entrance
back into the villa.

I feel like Soul Ties is crazy.

Oh, my God. Here we go with this sh*t.

I feel like [slowing] Soul Ties is crazy.

[narrator] Why is Soul Ties crazy?

Come on. It's not like it's cursed.

Or is it?

First, let's look at Kassy and Leo.

Tell me about your Soul Ties experience.

You mean more so the Soul Ties' curse?

Soul Ties' curse.

It was the scariest thing
that's ever happened to me.

Mm-hmm.

-Where do I begin, honestly?
-Yeah.

I went up there with... you know.

-He who shall not be named.
-I do know.

And in a way, we thought "This is good."

-You look cute.
-Thank you.

You go up there with somebody
that you wanna have a Soul Tie with.

[singsongy] Soul Ties.

Keenan went up there.
And sh*t, that wasn't good.

What?

Soul Ties is crazy.

No.

There is no Soul Ties.

Who's up there?

-"Break you apart."
-Anyone?

That's what it should be called.
You come back down...

[Destiny] Go ahead. Walk away real slow.

Kassy and Leo, full-on flirting.

...and it's all chaos.

Soul Ties.

Soul Ties!

Soul Ties is crazy.

We know what happens in Soul Ties.

-Taylor?
-Yeah?

Where are you?

Nothing good.

Up on Soul Ties!

So, we're gonna go up to Soul Ties.

-Oh. The infamous Soul Ties?
-Yeah.

[narrator]
Hey, you're heading towards Soul Ties!

The most romantic spot in the Villa.

[narrator] Run while you still can.

Soul Ties!

[narrator] Don't go up those stairs.

Oh, no!

Look at the sunset too.

I love it.

[narrator, echoing] Soul Ties.

I'm just being completely up-front.
Like, I'm not entirely sure.

[narrator] Soul Ties.

-Soul Ties is crazy.
-Crazy.

Soul Ties is crazy, crazy, crazy.

Soul Ties is crazy.

[boys] Soul Ties is crazy!

-I feel like that place has scarred you.
-It has.

f*ck Soul Ties!

Let's go burn it.

[narrator] Surely, an innocent neon sign
isn't really responsible

for all that drama.

Or is it?

[narrator] After this long away from home,

the Islanders are noticing
it's the big things in life they miss,

like DMs from drunk randoms,

a super-sized fast-food meal, or...

I miss my mommy.

I know. I miss my mom too.

I miss my [bleep].

[narrator] The $90 billion question is,

What The Bleep Did She Say?

Find out after the bleep. I mean break.

[narrator] Welcome back to
Love Island USA Unseen Bits!

Morning!

[narrator] The Love Island side where,
unlike guacamole, it doesn't cost extra.

These are both guacamole?

Avocado?

[narrator] With bits so good,
we'll have you glitching out...

-Hannah. Hannah.
-Huh?

Oh, f*ck!

[narrator] ...and so excited
you'll be dancing in your underwear.

Okay. We're glitching out.

Hopefully she reboots.

This is Love Island USA Unseen Bits.

[English accent]
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

[narrator] Before the break,

the girls were chatting
about what they miss most from home.

-Your mom sounds cool, though.
-She is.

-I miss my mommy.
-I know.

I miss my mom, too.

I miss my [bleep].

[narrator]
And I'm contractually obliged to ask,

What The Bleep Did She Say?

I miss my vibrator.

I've never had a vibrator.

-What?
-Yeah.

-You're missing out.
-I just... I just use...

My jaw should be just, like,
paying rent for the floor

because it's been living there.

Love Island's got your jaw
living on the floor.

-Wait, that's really crazy.
-I want one so bad.

-Why don't you get one? What's, like...
-I don't know.

I don't know. I feel like
I'm good enough with just my hand.

-You're like...
-No. Once you switch, girl...

-Once you get a vibrator...
-Once you switch,

you'll see that sh*t's mechanical.

You don't have to do any handiwork.

Literally, like,
you're driving stick, bitch.

You should be on the a*t*matic!

-Absolutely.
-No, but I prefer stick shift.

[narrator] The chat started getting
even more personal,

but the girls know
a lady doesn't kiss and tell,

until all camera crew
have their sh*ts in focus.

I lost my virginity in a car in Europe.

-[Johnnie] Ooh.
-[Hannah O] Okay.

-How old were you?
-In Europe?

I was 19, and it was in Liverpool.

-That's a good story.
-In Liverpool?

-Yeah.
-Liverpool.

I had this guy who in college
we had hooked up,

but he kept sticking his fingers
in my ears and up my nose.

And I was like, "You've gotta go."
I literally, like...

That would give me the ick.

I never...

Did you keep it together?

In your ear. He would, like...

No, but like,
that was him trying to initiate it,

and then he'd be sticking
his fingers in his...

He's like, "Which hole
turns you on the most?"

Yeah. Like, "Which one is the best?

Which is gonna make you
really wanna do it?"

I was 16. It was 4th of July.

So, we like... It was romantic.
The fireworks were going off, whatever.

And then, when I went home,
my mom looked at me.

My mom's not weird about sex,

but she's just kind of like,
"Be safe," you know? Things like that.

-How did she know?
-I don't know, right?

-It's a mom's sixth sense, dude.
-And I'm literally stressing.

The whole time I feel like
everybody's kind of looking at me weird.

I was like, "How does everyone know?"
Bitch!

My shirt... My shirt was on inside out!

No sh*t! No!

[narrator] I find the best way
to avoid the embarrassment

of wearing your shirt inside out
is to avoid clothes altogether.

[narrator] Like in this VO booth,

all the guys in the villa
are super ripped.

Now, bodybuilding is something
I obviously know heaps about,

but I'll let Bergie take it from here.

I want a good open class
if we're gonna do it.

Let's go! f*ck it! Let's flex!

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

[narrator grunts]

Yeah. So, I've done
one bodybuilding competition in my past.

I am in no means
a coach or a nutritionist,

but some of the guys are like,
"What are some of the poses?"

So I was like,
"Here, I'll show you real quick."

Two fingers, we're gonna put it
right on our oblique right there.

And then get it... You're showing off
that V taper that I don't have right now.

-Me either.
-Yeah. Nobody's got it.

-Wait, what do we have?
-He's got it. He's got a good one.

I'd get it up just a little bit
where that vein is.

You don't wanna cover it up.

Bergie's like a jack-of-all-trades.

He sprinkles around everywhere,
but he's not really dominant in anything.

-Like this, right?
-How about me, Berg?

-I don't know.
-Yeah, I think that's pretty good.

Maybe up a little bit more. Right there.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

So, yeah, it's definitely a shocker

when I found out
that he was 170 at one point

and was competing
in bodybuilding novice, like, division.

He even said he got third.
That's definitely shocking to me.

I think that would be
a sweet fun fact about him

'cause you would never guess that.

Open it up. Get that lat out. Try it. Yep.

We got all our right hands.

So, we're gonna step forward
with our left foot...

and then we're gonna open up
to the judges.

Get that arm out.

The next thing we got is we're gonna
step forward with our right foot.

Move it right next to your left.

Then we're gonna do a side pose.

So, I like to do the triceps extension.
Left bicep curl.

The next one you do is we're gonna
step back with our left leg,

then you're supposed to flex your back,
and I'm terrible at it.

-You just do a lat stretch.
-The back?

Show off that back.

-Is the back backin'?
-Yep.

Hell, no!

Good job, babe!

Yeah!

Yeah, Keenan!

And then we're gonna come back.
I like to do a side pose again

as we step back into our main pose.

Am I doing it wrong?

-Keenan's got it.
-[all roaring]

I think we did it. Good job, class.

I would have to say
Keenan's definitely the leanest,

so I think Keenan would get
the most points right now.

I think I gained ten pounds
doing that sh*t.

-Yeah.
-I still haven't breathed.

[narrator] Hannah and Marco keep adding
to their list of romantic milestones,

moving quickly from first date
to first kiss to first zit.

Wait, is this a pimple?

-Yeah, let me pop it.
-I don't think it's ready.

It is.

Like this. I'll go like this.

Not my nails.

[Marco sighs]

Beauty is pain!

I do not just pop anybody's pimples.

Marco is very special.

It's a form of love,
me popping his pimples,

even though he hates it.

Don't be mean. Don't be mean. Ow, ow.

-Did you get it?
-Mm-mmm.

Ow.

Oh, ow.

She squeezed the sh*t out of it
with her fingers.

She definitely got, you know,
pure enjoyment out of that.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

And the pain was just like a sharp pain
that went down my neck.

You know what's crazy? I didn't get it.

Oh, my God! That's a...

Is that a spider bite, or is it...

No, but I need to pop it
so that it doesn't look as bad.

-God, it looks atrocious.
-Just let me do it.

-I think it's... I'll pluck it.
-I think it's bruised.

Yeah. There's a fat ingrown
right in the middle of it.

There's tweezers in the bedroom.

Hannah could definitely be more gentle
about popping my pimples.

Way too aggressive.

Oh, my goodness. He's such a baby.

He's just so dramatic.

Ow.

Look at it.

-That big ass hair was in there?
-Mm-hmm.

Now I could pop it.

Wait, use Q-tips.

Oh, God, Marco.
I'm trying to freaking help you!

You're being a baby.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

You still didn't get it?

Shut up! It's not that bad!

It's not as much as I thought it was.

Wait. You have two.

What do you mean I have two?

Two. Let me get the other one.

Ow. f*ck. No more squeezing after this.

Look, that was a white one.

Little more.

[gasps]

It splurted at me!

It sh*t at me!

It squirted out of her
like a Super Soaker.

Ew. That's gross.

-Where did it hit?
-I don't know! I don't think it got me.

Ew. What is that?

It's a pimple.

How did it have so much recoil?

I'm damn near crying. That sh*t hurt.

It's gone now, though. Much better.

Black. That won't show too much.

Good thing my mouth wasn't open.

[narrator] More Unseen Bits
after the break.

[narrator] Lights, camera,
everyone's getting some action.

This is Love Island USA Unseen Bits!

Before the break, the girls were working
on a very complex riddle.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodcut chuck cut wood,
would cut woodchuck.

I counted seven woods in there,
so it has to be seven.

[narrator] So how much wood
does a woodchuck chuck?

Let's find out.

[girls] How much wood
could a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It's four. Four!
Where'd you get seven from?

[narrator] Four? Seven?

Who needs numbers
when you're young and hot, right?

[narrator] Movie Night was a horror show
that started with hot cocporn.

Sorry, popcorn.

Well, a bit of both, to be fair.

-No.
-Oh, God.

No.

Oh, f*ck!

Be honest, what do you want?

Like, just what do you want? Be honest.

Oh, my f*cking goodness, bro.

[narrator] But it's not all X-rated drama.

There's some rom-com
in the Love Island film archives too,

as this Unseen Bit shows.

"What percentage of American women said
they have faked an orgasm?"

-100%.
-100%.

-85.
-100%.

Ninety. 92.

I fake orgasms all the time.

All right, valid.

Eighty. What do we put?

-98%.
-Just because...

Just 'cause hopefully...

It's gonna be 89.

It's about like 100%. Boys win.

The boys have locked in 98%.

All right. The girls have locked in 100%.

Why do you fake it, though?

For it to be over.

Marcos sounds hurt, he's like,
"Why'd you fake it, though?"

Tell him to stop.

The correct answer is 58.8%.

-Boys win.
-Let's go. We won.

We won!

-We won.
-We won.

-They're lying about lying.
-That's not true.

That girl's a liar.

[narrator] The Love Island archives
do also have musicals.

-Who's up there?
-Marco and Kenzo.

The closed-off boys.
They're starting a boy band.

Oh, my God. It's gonna be their song.

[Marco, Kenzo]
♪ Kenzo and Marco sleeping in Soul Ties ♪

♪ Dreaming of Carmen's blue eyes ♪

♪ Hannah, you make me so happy ♪

♪ We kiss you good night ♪

♪ Hope you sleep tight ♪

[girls] Soul Ties is crazy.

That was cute, you guys. Good job.

-That was super cute.
-That made it less tense.

Me and Carmen didn't sing outside.

Yeah, we weren't singing.

We were a bit more crabby
about sleeping outside.

[narrator] What makes me crabby
is when my takeaway arrives

when I'm in the middle of a throw
to the next unseen...

-[doorbell chimes]
-Yeah, I'll be there in a second.

That's my takeaway. Where was I?

Oh, yeah. ...bits.

[narrator] Love Island Live host Hannah
is fronting a new talk show Spill the Tea.

No, it's not about people
who are clumsy with hot liquids.

It's about hot goss.

I'm in Spill the Tea with Imani,

Mike, Kay Kay, and Destiny.

-Mike.
-Yeah.

If you could compare
each Islander to an animal...

-Uh-huh.
-...what would it be?

Hold the mic.

Um, I think we can all agree here
that my boy Leo is the horny chihuahua.

In heat.

-I agree. What about the girls?
-What would you say, me?

-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.

You get like a little koala bear, Kay Kay.

That's sweet.

-Just like real small and cute.
-Agree.

[Hannah W] Anyone have any
entertaining first kiss stories?

Actually, yeah. My first kiss was...
it was interesting.

Okay, talk to me about it, Mike.

Basically, you know,
it was a little church function.

We went to a little roller skating rink.

There was this little shorty
across the rink looking at me, you know?

She just grabbed me and just kissed me.

I was looking around and sh*t, like,
"Yo, my family, they finna see me."

'Cause growing up,
my parents was very strict.

My first kiss was really embarrassing.

My mom, she let me go
to a football game, right?

And, yeah.

sh*t went down at the football game.

-sh*t go down. You know?
-[Hannah W] That's so true.

And he was basically just like,

"Come here. Come here, mami."

And so I came here, I went, and we kissed.

And then I had to awkwardly walk away

in front of all his friends as we...
and walk home.

And walk home, across the street.
I was embarrassed.

All right, you guys, that's all for today
with the girls and Mike.

-We'll see you next time.
-[girls] Bye.

Bye.

[narrator] Hang on. Where did Mike go?

He just smoke bombed.

Rude.

[narrator] The Love Island
Cheerleading Camp

is heating up in Fiji ahead of regionals.

This is one of the rounds before cuts,
so you better bring it.

I want facials. I want body.
I want it all!

Bring it! I want it all!

[narrator] Head cheerleader Imani
is just like my mother

at her most affectionate.

-Listen, listen, listen!
-Okay!

Okay, come on. Five, six, seven, eight.

Three and four.

So, pop, pop.

Yeah.

Can they master the super splits?

Why didn't we start with this?

Bullshit!

Girl!

[narrator] Do the "howling baby."

No!

I told you!

I told you she was butt naked, no!

And conquer the iconic "butt bash."

Wait! Wait!

[narrator] There's only one thing
in the villa

that could stop the Villa Vixens
winning regionals.

You're thinking it.

I'm gonna say it.

What happened next? Ooh.

[girls screaming]

What the hell was that?

Well, we're not hiding it.

[narrator]
We're just showing it after the break.

[narrator] Before the break,
the Love Island Cheerleading Camp

was heating up ahead of regionals.

-Listen, listen, listen!
-Okay!

Okay, come on. Five, six, seven, eight.

[narrator] Could they actually win?

Well, there was one thing
obstructing their path to glory.

Let's see what happened next.

[girls screaming]

What do you have it in your hands for?

-Put it over there.
-Go get it!

-Girl, what are you doing?
-Hell, no!

Get it off now.

What are you doing, Johnnie?

It's a frog!

No frogs at cheer practice.

[Marco] Ew.

She's off the cheer team.

Johnnie, go put it back.

Put that thing back down.

[narrator] I had something to say,
but there's a frog in my throat.

On to the next unseen bit.

[narrator] Forget cheerleading crybabies.
Time for the rough stuff.

It's the only competition that counts.

It's Beach Hut Bottle.

Beach Hut Bott... Bro, I can't.

[narrator] It's Beach Hut Battle.

-It's Beach Hut Battle.
-b*tches!

[narrator] The game where we pit the girls
against the boys

and have them battle it out
for bragging rights.

The overall series score is tied at 1-1
and for one team,

the stars will align
and they will take the series lead.

I know the boys have to win this one.

I would rather drag my vag*na across
hot asphalt than lose against these men.

-We got the dog in us.
-We got that...

We got this, baby. Let's go!

[narrator] This week,

we're testing the Islanders'
knowledge of each other's star signs.

Girls will be tested on the boys,
and vice versa.

Do you know your girl's sign?

Yeah. Her birthday is October 8th,
so that would be...

What is it? Libra?

-Libra. I don't know.
-Libra.

-We f*cking know.
-We know.

We know already.

The team with the most correct answers
at the end of the battle will win...

well, nothing.

Representing the girls,
we have Imani and Johnnie.

Look this good.

Representing the boys,
we have Kenzo and Keenan.

Girls, Marco and Kenzo
share this water sign. What is it?

-Is it Aquarius...
-Or Can...

I feel like Cancers...

They can be energetic,
but they can be calm.

-We're gonna...
-Scorpio? No.

We're gonna lock in on Cancer.

[narrator] Cancer is incorrect.

-f*ck!
-Aw. What is it? What are their signs?

[narrator] Marco and Kenzo
are both Scorpios.

-They're Scorpio.
-m*therf*cker.

[narrator] Now over to the boys.

This girl is the only Sagittarius
in the Villa. Who is she?

-Imani.
-Bro, but what if it's...

You might be right.

What the f*ck? I don't...
I forgot even what a Sag is.

-We're gonna lock in Imani, bro.
-Yeah.

We're gonna lock in Imani.
We're confident. We're confident.

[narrator] Incorrect.
The answer is Taylor C.

[both] Oh!

[narrator] Yeah, boys.
She's such a Sagittarius.

Girls, there is only one Aquarius
currently in the villa. Who is it?

Zay and Kyle.

-His sign is...
-You didn't talk about this sh*t?

-And I should've. He's an Aquar...
-When's his birthday?

Um. I don't know.

He pissed me off, girl.
I don't know that man birthday.

Once you piss me off, I don't know sh*t.
I can't even think.

Aquariuses are good friends,
but bad boyfriends.

But Zay also kind of gives
that energy as well.

He does.

We'll just lock in Zay.
We're gonna lock in Zay.

[narrator] That is incorrect.
The correct answer is Keenan.

[both] Oh!

-It is Keenan.
-We forgot about Keenan.

We forgot about Keenan.

We definitely would have chose him.
We would have chosen him.

[narrator] And as a fellow Aquarius,
I'm now rooting for the boys.

I make a great boyfriend.

Over to the boys for the last question.

Even though there are
three Scorpios in the Villa,

only one Scorpio is a girl. Who is it?

I just get it from her.
Like, she is very a passionate person.

Very mysterious.
So, I'm going with Hannah O.

Hannah O. Locked in, throw the key away.
It's right. Correct.

[narrator] Bold move, Keenan.

But luckily, the boys will not be needing
that key again.

Siu!

Three, two, one.

[both] Siu!

Let's f*cking go!

[narrator] Sorry, girls.
You have lost this battle.

No, that's... Redo.

-We weren't ready.
-We would like a redo.

I agree.

[narrator] With the final score of 2-1,

the boys have taken the series lead
in the Beach Hut Battle!

Let's go!

[both] Siu!

[narrator] You've won
absolutely nothing. Enjoy.

This was Beach Hut Battle.

Tune in next week
for the final battle of the season.

And tune in after the break
for the not final segment of Unseen Bits.

[narrator] Welcome back to
Love Island USA Unseen Bits.

Oh, sh*t, am I moving too much?

[narrator] Yeah, try and sit still.

[girls] Go, Taylor! Go, Taylor!

[narrator] Or just shake it.

No, like, really shake it...

-Go, go, go!
-Go, Taylor.

[narrator] ...while we show you
some more unseen bits.

[narrator] It's back for series two.

This is Love Island Live
with Hannah and Marco.

Hey, everyone, I'm back.

It's me, Hannah,
with another Love Island Live.

Today, I have a new cameraman.
My man and my partner in crime, Marco.

Show yourself.

Hey, guys. How you doing? I'm Marco.

-And today...
-[Hannah chuckling]

And today we're gonna explore Soul Ties,
you guys, the "iconic" Soul Ties.

So let's go.

-It's eerie up there.
-It is eerie, you guys.

Okay, so,
this how you get up to Soul Ties.

Light feet. Light feet.

-Light feet.
-Wood creaks. Wood creaks.

Sometimes you don't want people
to know that you're going up here.

You got the nice "Chill" light,

but it's never chill up here,
let me tell you that.

Okay. Come on. Okay.

Soul Ties.

Soul Ties is nice because it's private

and you have a good view of everything
that's going on in the Villa.

So take a look.

It's a good time, you know.

It's basically a bed up here,
so that's fun.

But no one's ever really sleeping
when you come up here.

Let's get Marco's take
on his Soul Ties experience.

If people know you're up in Soul Ties,
they're just automatically guessing

that sh*t's going on,
which they're pretty right.

'Cause every time I'm in Soul Ties
with Hannah, we're getting it on.

No, that is not true.

We're not getting it on
every time we come up here.

He's lying. But we did have
our first chat up here.

-And our first kiss.
-And we had our first kiss up here.

So, big things happen in Soul Ties.

They probably need to change this bed
and clean it a little bit.

You might have heard the iconic term
"Soul Ties is crazy,"

'cause Soul Ties is crazy sometimes.

Um... But, yeah, this is Soul Ties.

Hope you enjoyed the tour.

All right, stay tuned to see
who comes to Soul Ties next.

And that's it for Hannah and Marco
Love Island Live.

That was good. That was really good.

[narrator] Wow. Truly informative.

Such a great deep dive to help us
better understand

the craziness of Soul Ties.

We will continue to investigate this story
as the rest of the season goes on.

[narrator] It's the producer's job
to ensure Casa is full of shocks,

surprises, and emotional moments.

And that's why we hire cockroaches.

Why are they everywhere?

I don't keep up with sports that often.

-Okay, that's good.
-I just catch the big games, you know?

That's scary.

This is Fiji. You gotta get used to it.

These bugs have been everywhere, fam.

I was talking about how I wanted to
kiss her when I was in the pool with her.

-f*ck!
-Oh, my God.

-It's out. It's out.
-It's gone. It's gone.

So, it was just us
really having a good time and vibing.

f*ck. Sorry, that was a bug.
I know how I get.

It should be, like, right after.

-How long does it usually take?
-Oh, my God. I'm just staring at that bug.

What is that?

-It's a cockroach.
-Is it a roach? You did not grab that.

Come here, little buddy.
Come here. Come on.

Gift.

Eat him. Eat it, eat it.

No, you won't. No, you won't.
Stop it, please. Please don't.

This doesn't leave right here, okay?
The girls can't know.

[narrator] It's cool, Rob.
It'll be our little secret.

Just you, me,
and the bazillion viewers at home.

[Narrator] Love Island, the most
titillating island-based show on Earth.

But what really happens in the bedroom
when the lights go out?

Let's take another naughty peek
into the bedroom nightlife

now everyone's back in the Villa.

This is Islanders After Dark.

[farting, giggling]

[narrator] Lover boy Marco can't help
but fart himself to sleep. Ooh

[narrator] Steamy.

Romeo Keenan is up all night long

dancing on his bed outside.

What a move.

Johnnie's getting very busy
with her hands...

[narrator] ...trying to find
the nearest knob...

What are you doing over there
besides struggling?

[narrator] ...on a door.

[narrator] A-door-able.

This was Islanders After Dark.

I'll let you catch your breath
with a quick break.

[narrator] Welcome back to
Love Island USA Unseen Bits.

With 20 Islanders in the villa,
it was time for a Red Wedding.

And like two p*rn stars
wrapped in an invisibility cloak,

we didn't see it coming.

But no one expected it
to be such a bloodbath.

I feel like I found what I came here for,
and I'd like to leave with Keenan.

I've completed my Love Island experience.

Well, turns out we had more casualties
than I was expecting tonight.

Now that's what I call a Red Wedding.

[narrator] But there were some Islanders
that just refused to buzz off.

Where is it?

Traumatized.

[narrator] Kay Kay was also
getting bugged,

and for once, it wasn't
anything to do with Keenan.

Kay Kay.

-Damn! She caught that thing.
-No mercy.

[narrator] Kay Kay and Keenan were
one of the season's biggest stories,

so we have loads of content,

and it'll really help us
reach our contractual duration.

So let's see some of their best bits.

Yeah. Come here, pretty chocolate.
What's your name?

-Kay Kay.
-Kay Kay? How you doing?

-You know I was looking at you, right?
-Yeah.

[Islanders whooping]

-You like me.
-I like your little chocolate ass.

-I ain't gonna lie.
-Yeah, I like you back.

I probably got 16 kiss marks on my cheek.

You are so pretty.

-Thank you.
-You need to finish your champagne.

-We out here or what?
-You're nervous!

-Good morning.
-Oh, no.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

-Sorry, Mom.
-That is wild.

-Put your head back.
-You aggressive.

I don't wanna see it coming. I'ma flinch.

-I liked it.
-I'm happy here, you know what I'm saying?

Like, why try to...
why ruin something when it's going good?

-You are who I'm pursuing.
-I'm interested.

-sh*t!
-Stop.

Stop.

Soul f*cking Ties.

Soul Ties is crazy.

-You're not gonna give me a hug?
-No.

Bet.

[Imani] Yes, Kay Kay!

-You really are my other half.
-Aw.

-I like you for real. Like, I'm...
-Aw.

f*ck, girl.

That wasn't a doubt in a second
who the f*ck I was with tonight.

I really got
the baddest shorty up here, bro.

-I love it here.
-You better. I love it here too, g*dd*mn.

We did it.

We did it.

I'm just so happy I found you.

[narrator] Cue the cheesy game show music.

It's time for Beach Hut Blitz.

This week, we asked them
to do Islander impressions.

[impersonating Leonardo]
Yo, Kassy, what you mean?

[impersonating Leonardo] Little shorty,

and the little shorty was like,
"Hey, Leo."

[impersonating Leonardo] Mami.
You know. You know. You know.

Oh, I can do Keenan.

[impersonating Keenan]
This, that, and the third.

Thinking about this, that, and the third.

This, that, and the third.
You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?
Like, this, that, and the third.

[impersonating Carmen]
I'm gonna have Kenzo's babies.

Where's Kenzo?

[impersonating Kenzo] Yeah, I don't know,
man. Carmen's just the one for me.

Hey, what's up, bro? You good?

[impersonating Imani] Ooh, go, girl.

Mmm.

[impersonating Bergie]
Uh, hi. Um, I'm Bergie.

Are you single?
Because I'm trying to mingle.

Here you go. I put
a little extra sprinkles on there for you.

[impersonating Kay Kay] The more you f*ck
around, the more you're gonna find out.

The more you f*ck around,
the more you're gonna find out.

Who's got the biggest willy?

Pull out your willies.

[impersonating Destiny] Man, this makes
sense because Destiny is destiny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm Destiny. I'm that bitch. Period.

[impersonating Hannah W] What is up,
guys? It's Hannah in the Villa.

Love Island News.

Mmm. Mmm.

[impersonating Kassy] My name is Kassy.
I just think that no one looks like me

because, like, who could look like me?

Matia, you wanna go for a chat?

Oh, you see, he's so cute.

So cute. Look what Leo left me,
he is so cute.

[impersonating Marco] Yeah. How you
doing? My name Marco, how you doing?

How you doing?

How you doing?
It's Marco. I'm from, like, I'm Italian.

You good? You good? Italiano.

Forget about it.

[narrator] Tune in next week for
the next world-changing installment of...

Beach Hut Blitz.

[narrator] That's all, folks.

See you next time.

[theme song playing]