05x24 - Episode 24

[bunniefuu]

[narrator]
This week there's been two dumpings,

fourteen new Islanders,
and plenty of drama.

[Kassy] I'm so sorry.

[narrator]
Tonight, it's time to be more Casa.

-The best Casa Amor to do it!
-The best...

[narrator] We want to tempt you,

tease you and bring out your naughty side.

We're like the Casa Amor
of the main villa.

[Emily] Every time they do it,

-my soul dies a little bit.
-Ew. [laughs]

[narrator] Where fantasies become reality.

Have you ever done a golden shower?

What's a golden shower?

[narrator]
And just like The Princess and The Toad...

once you go for a kiss,
you'll see a charming prince.

See, this is what we're not gonna do.

[narrator]
So, you do you, or someone else,

whatever happens on Unseen,

stays on Unseen,

until everyone sees it
on tonight's epic edition of

Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

Ta-da!

[narrator] A lot can happen in a week.
Casa Amor brought us twists and turns...

Hey!

[narrator] ...drama...

You wanted my bitch, right?

f*ck.

[narrator]...shocking revelations...

I'm about to sh*t my pants.

[Kay Kay] I'm gonna be a whore today.

Sorry, Mom!

[narrator]
...and Love Island legend, Maura Higgins.

Bergie, so savage!

[narrator] But before all that, let's go
back to a simpler time, the time of BC,

the world Before Casa.

Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.

The sultry,
royalty-free acid jazz tells us,

something sexy is going down.

[Marco] I wanna get wet.

[Hannah] Does this tickle?

[Marco] You can go harder.

[narrator] It's Marco and Hannah
and they're using an electrical aid.

[Hannah] I'm in the zone.

[Marco] What are you doing?
Drawing a penis on my back?

[Hannah laughs]

[narrator] It's a shaver.

She's shaving his back.
Get your minds out the gutter, you lot.

You know what's hairier than my back?

-Your ass?
-My ass cr*ck.

-I've seen it.
-You could braid that sh*t.

[both laugh]

[Hannah] So, what are you
gonna shave of mine?

Oh, sh*t. Whatever you
want me to shave of yours.

Okay, good.

What'd you do? Put shampoo on it?

[Hannah] Conditioner!

Oh, I'mma start doing that.

-Yeah. See? You need to listen...
-Wait.

-Marco, stop moving.
-Wait.

So, if I put conditioner...

on my balls and then shave it,
it's a lot better?

Yes, it's gonna be smoother, for sure.

Okay, turn around, please.

It's not too bad right now, though,

'cause last time
I shaved my balls, I cut it.

-[Hannah] Hi, Leo.
-I'm saying actively having a water...

Hey.

Hey, you shaved yesterday.

Not like this!

-[Marco] Are you judging me?
-Yeah.

I wish my girl would do this for me, but...

[Hannah] You can't tell me I'm a...
I'm not a real one.

[Hannah] Okay, on your knees, please.

[Leo] You know, if you don't...
On your knees, Jesus f*cking Christ.

Wait, on my knees for what?

Because I need to do your...
Top of your shoulder.

How am I gonna reach you?

If you don't get her
a ring after that sh*t...

[Marco] I know.

[Leo] I'm gonna let y'all
to your f*cking shaving sh*t.

[Marco] I look sexy.

-Whoa, get away, get away.
-Whoa.

[farts]

-See, this is what we're not gonna do.
-Sorry, sorry.

What we're not gonna do is fart
while I'm shaving your back!

-I had to, my stomach...
-No, that's not okay.

-I quit.
-Come on,

-come back.
-No!

[narrator] That's the confidence of a man

who has no idea Casa Amor
is just around the corner.

You did not need to fart.

[narrator]
Before Harrison and Emily were dumped,

we learned Emily has bionic eyes,

and can perceive
the precise temperature of any surface,

including Harrison.

God, Harrison is so f*cking hot.

[Marco] All I know is that we
are f*cking, some sexy hung men.

[laughing]

[Emily] We're judging
every single body right now.

My workout routine is just to
sit back, relax,

look at the guys

and judge the hell out of their workout.

[Emily] Bergie has a swimmer body,
and I like that.

-Oh, swimmer body.
-Yeah. It gives me Superman.

-Yeah.
-Superman.

[Kay Kay] You know how Superman's really
big at the top and skinny...

[Emily] Yeah, I like Bergie's body.

-It gives me very much Superman.
-It is Superman body.

[Marco] I think we are all hung.

Hung like horses.

I like a skinny man.

Them skinny ones got a thick...

[Kay Kay laughs]

-Huge, f*cking huge.
-I mean...

-[Emily] They're scary big.
-[Kay Kay] They're big.

[Emily] Yes, the biggest d*ck
I've ever been...

I've been with guys that are 6'8",

and the biggest d*ck I've ever been with...

-Was it skinny?
-Skinny.

He was my height,
and it was the biggest d*ck.

I couldn't even fit it in.
We couldn't have sex.

-We tried so many times.
-[Kay Kay] Skinny dude.

-[Kay Kay] I'm telling you.
-Yeah. That thing hangs.

-And it's thick.
-[Kay Kay] It's thick.

Just like that. That thick?

[Kay Kay] I don't like long, skinny dicks.

That looks kind of skinny, no?

[Kay Kay] I don't know, I can't...

[Emily] No, that looks average,
you know, when I feel it.

[Kay Kay]
I can't even tell by looking at it.

But I've never had sex with a skinny d*ck.

-Maybe like that?
-[Emily] Look at Jonah's ass.

What the f*ck? What's... What's he doing?

It's like a stop motion picture
in the air.

It's like he's running and... But stopping.

It's a very weird pose.

[Kay Kay] I just cannot
take this man seriously.

[Kassy] Is he doing Spider Monkey?

[Kay Kay] That's giving Spider Monkey.

-How can anyone take this man seriously?
-[Emily] Look at us just judging him.

[Kassy] Harrison's like, "Okay?"

Oh, no, please don't tell me...
If he does it, I'm gonna get the ick.

Oh, no.

[Kassy] Oh, stop! [laughs]

Stop right there!

[Harrison] I got it the first time,
but not...

[Jonah] Just put...

[Emily] Oh, my God.

I need to remove myself
from the situation before I recouple.

Oh, wait, wait, wait...

-I think he's gonna do it too.
-[Emily] Kenzo can do it, I feel.

[Kenzo] Here, and then back.

-[Kenzo] Is that right?
-Yeah.

[Kassy laughs] I think I just got the ick.

Why do they feel the need to do this sh*t?

I will never try that workout.

[Kassy] I think all three of them
just gave me the ick.

Oh, no.

[Jonah] It'll be on your hammies.

Every time they do it,
my soul dies a little bit.

[narrator] Emily's soul dies a little.

This next unseen bit should bring it
right back to life, a little bit.

New lovers often adopt different voices
to appear cute to their partner.

My wife thinks Scottish
narrators are cute,

so I've been doing this voice for years.

I'm actually French-Canadian.

He's like, I know where my head's at,
and it's with you.

I was like, "Really?
That's so nice. I'm happy."

And he was like...
[laughs] Sorry, my baby voice comes.

We both do baby voices together.

I'm happy.

Why you gotta say it with that voice?

No, you usually keep that to each other.

Yeah, don't do that no more. [laughs]

I'm happy.

[Kay Kay, Hannah laugh]

Ew. [laughs]

Girl, how old are you?

Like, what?

[Kassy] Guys, y'all don't do baby voices?

[Emily] No,

and especially not
in front of a room of people.

Oh, okay, okay. What the heck?

Well, I'm a baby voice girl, okay?

I'm happy.

f*ck you! f*ck all of y'all!

I'm never telling y'all anything again.
I'm done.

-Just don't tell us with that voice.
-[Kassy] I'm done. I'm done.

f*ck y'all. f*ck y'all.

Literally, f*ck y'all.

I hate y'all.

My baby voice just came out, okay?

-Yeah. And you should have kept it in.
-f*ck you.

That sh*t was disturbing.

Okay. Okay, I won't ever use
my baby voice again.

Thank you.

Also, I need to stop talking,
because holy...

Kay Kay?

Where'd you go?

Man, why's everybody so mean to me?

[narrator] It gets better, Kassy.

I used to talk to myself
in a small, lonely room,

and just look at me now.

Oh, God.

This week, the villa was hit by iconic
Love Island UK bombshell, Maura Higgins.

The only bombshell more powerful
than Maura, doesn't exist.

-[Emily] Come here!
-[Hannah] Come say hi to Maura.

-You look like a mermaid.
-You're looking good!

Oh, thank you!

-[Carmen] We love you.
-Oh, my God. I love you guys.

I was like, "Are these
even gonna know who I am?"

-Yeah!
-Yes!

I love the UK.

-How are you enjoying it?
-[all] We're loving it!

You love it, really?
You can be honest with me.

Come on, I've been in your shoes.
I know that it can get tough.

-[Emily] It's a little hard.
-It's been a little rough.

-[Emily] It's a little hard.
-[Maura] Emotions high?

-Yeah!
-[Maura] Are you crying more than usual?

[all] Yes!

Because, my God, I cried, I laughed.

I was single, majority of the time.

And then, I had manicures
majority of the time!

And love goes on, doesn't it?

-[all] Yeah.
-[Hannah] Definitely.

[narrator] Maura hosted the game Face
Facts, where the Islanders had to guess

the answer to a public poll
by holding panels with their answers.

Which two girls does America think
are dating out of their leagues?

-Damn.
-I went with Emily and Kassy.

You know, both their boys are stunning.

I chose Kassy and Emily, also.

I feel like Harrison's
out of everyone's league.

He should date himself.

[narrator] There was loads more of Maura,
but we saved the best bits just for you.

And if you thought the answers you saw
were the only ones that stirred the pot,

think again.

[Maura] We ask the viewers,

which boy gives main character vibes?

-[Maura] Okay, Harrison.
-My man.

Surely.

-I chose Leo the Light Skin.
-Wow, yeah.

[Kay Kay] Because he's never gonna miss
an opportunity

-to give us a thirst trap.
-Marco.

My partner in crime,
and I've never seen someone

stare as much as himself
in the mirror as Leo.

It's a bad habit.

I feel like he...

This should be called Leo Island.

-Bergie.
-I also have to go with Leo.

[Leo] Oh, my God!

[Bergie]
This dude controls every conversation.

If he's not the center of it,

he's gonna find the way
to be the center of it.

-Bergie, so savage!
-[Islander] That's real.

I chose Leo.

-Shocker.
-Shocker.

Leo, obviously you can't choose yourself.
I'm so sorry. So, who did you choose?

I chose Bergie,

AKA Carsten, because Bergie has kissed

every damn girl in this villa,
except for Destiny.

He has! And you're jealous!

-He's enjoying this a little bit too much.
-[Maura] Yeah, I agree. I agree.

Think I'm gonna be even shocked
if America hasn't voted.

Okay, I can now reveal
that America has voted for...

shocker, Leo.

[Leo] sh*t!

[Maura] Okay, next question.

Who did America vote
as the two fakest boys?

Um, first I chose Harry.

It was very weird for me to see
Harry just move on real quick.

Just, I don't know,
give it a day, and maybe

I wouldn't have given a little side eye.

Surprise. Surprise.

[Marco] Wow.

The two exes, of course.

-Of course. That was easy.
-Get him. Get him.

[Destiny] So, I went with my gut,
but I'm gonna add a third one in,

while I'm at it.

[Islander] Yeah, yeah.

-[Maura] Imani?
-Yeah, so thorough.

Have you got two or three?

We'll start here. So, I have Prince Harry,

and I chose Leo,

simply because you're
very freaking flirty.

I had a date with you, and you know,
I was hearing a lot.

Harrison.

Harry. Sorry, bro.

But, I felt like Emily
just showed up and he completely

dropped his relationship
with Destiny at that point.

America thinks the two fakest boys are...

Harrison and Leo.

Wow. There you go.

Harrison, what do you think
about what America thinks?

[Harrison] It is what it is,

and they... they see what they see.

That's it, but I'm here.

[narrator]
But he wasn't there for much longer

as the poll for favorite boy and girl
saw Harrison and Emily leave the villa.

-[Hannah] Harry.
-Emily.

[narrator] When the Islanders run out of
things to say to each other,

they play games like I Spy, Hide and Seek,
or in Marco and Hannah's case...

What's your coochie's name?

Mmm.

She used to have a name.

[bleep]

[narrator] But what the bleep did she say?

Find out after this break.

Love Island's movie of the week
is a story of Marco,

the stripper with a heart of gold.

Here, giving you the Magic Marco.

[narrator] And his lady love Hannah,

she was in it for love.

Start throwing me some money or so.
I don't dance for free. sh*t.

[narrator]
But he was only in it for the money.

Hey, hey, throw it in the air.

-Anyhoo...
-[narrator] Well said, Carmen.

Okay, prepare to rock out, flip out...

-[Jonah] She's going for it! Oh, sh*t.
-[Hannah] Yeah, Kay Kay!

Let's go!

[narrator]...and golf clap your way through
Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

Before the break, we saw a touching scene

in which Marco and Hannah
were discussing names for her...

discussing names for her...

Oh, they were discussing names.

What's your coochie's name?

Mmm.

She used to have a name.

[bleep]

[narrator] And the question
I'm genuinely afraid to ask,

what the bleep did she say?

Super Soak girl.

[both] Mmm.

-What else?
-Charlie.

Aw, Charlie's cute.
Charlie's like an old ass man.

Charlie?

Try something cool, exotic.

Ooh.

Raven.

-Ooh, Raven's cool.
-Raven's cool.

[narrator] Raven?

Now, I understand what Marco meant
when he said he was an avid bird watcher.

Let's fly into another unseen bits.

Even before Casa Amor,


suffer from a medical affliction
known as blue balls,

and it can turn innocent chats from family
into something more like... Well, this.

How have you been?
Do you miss your family?

It's a family ranch,
so my brother, my dad...

[Imani] Mm-hmm.

Sorry, I'm really big on personal space,

and I would love
if you can just give me that.

-Just stay outta my space.
-Mm-hmm.

Sorry, continue.

I can't talk about my family.

My mind's gonna go somewhere else.

Is the... I heard the joke last night.

What's the difference between
a Lamborghini and an erection?

I don't have a Lambo. [laughs]

Do you have a Lamborghini?

Mm-mmm.

[Imani squeals]

Oh sh*t. Ah.

You are trouble.

[Imani] Yeah.
Let me put some body cream on, bro.

I know you miss your family.

[Jonah] Mm-hmm. Yes.

Well, you know, we both are big on family,
so we'll make it work.

Put some cream on,
you're gonna help me for my shoulders,

'cause this will speed it up.

Oh, yeah.

I see some spots that are...

-Are a little dry?
-Yeah.

Little dry.

Oh, thanks, man!

I was just trying to apply the...

-Get in in there.
-...the pressure of the lotion.

[Imani] You k*ll me.

[Jonah breathes heavily]

You're so helpful.

Yeah. That's why I'm
just trying to assist you.

-Really?
-That's all I'm doing.

-It's the bend for me.
-Mmm.

Yeah, it's the bend for me too.

Yeah.

-I'm all moisturized.
-Yeah.

And hydrated. [laughs]

-[Imani giggles]
-[Jonah] Oh no.

-That was great.
-Mm-hmm.

You are so helpful.

Come on, let's go eat an apple
or something. We need to...

-Or something. Or something.
-Or something. [laughs]

[Jonah] Oh my God!

Oh. Oh yeah. [squeals]

[narrator] Jonah's is the worst case

of blue balls our team of experts
have ever seen.

His condition continued to worsen

no matter how much he tried
to think about cars.

In my mind, I need a Lamborghini.

[narrator] Moving on from couples doing
weird stuff in the bathroom to...

Oh, no, it's more couples doing
weird stuff in the bathroom.

Oh, why my eyes are so red?

[Kay Kay] You want some eye drops?

I don't know if I can put them in.
I'mma try though.

-[Kay Kay] I can put 'em in.
-[Keenan] Uh-huh.

-Good luck!
-That's easy. That's easy.

[Kay Kay] I'm a nurse,
I can put in some eye drops.

-Just relax.
-Ow!

Lean your head back.

Ow! You aggressive.

Ah!

I don't wanna see it coming
or I'mma flinch.

-Open your mouth.
-Ah!

Be gentle.

-You have to open your eye.
-It's open.

Use your other hand!
Be ambidextrous, g*dd*mn it. I can see it!

You wanna hold it open?

Look that way.

[Kassy] Just drop it. Just drop it.

Oh f*ck. There you go.

-This one didn't get it, did it?
-I know it didn't, I closed it. [giggles]

[Kay Kay] Lean your head back. Some more.

-You taking too long, bro!
-Open it!

[Kassy] She goes in with it.

Okay, that one got in a little bit.

I don't feel like it did.

Why you always wanna hurt me?
You're trying to triple it up.

-I'm not trying to hurt you.
-Yes, you is. I'm in pain.

[Kay Kay] Okay.

[narrator] Such a lot of fuss.

On an unrelated note, I've misplaced
my small eyedropper of nitric acid.

If you find it, gimme a shout.

You scary.

[narrator] The world thanks us for
ensuring this bit didn't remain unseen.

I'm not sure the Islanders will.

-[Eddie farts]
-[laughs] You ripped ass on camera?

I pray to God they don't show this.

-No, they put that stuff in there.
-Damn.

[farts] Well, the girls did.

[Keenan] Come on, man.

If y'all hear like little farts,
I apologize.

Me too, babe. [farts]

I farted.

Damn, who keeps sh1tting yourselves, bro?
Is that you, bro?

I farted, you guys.

[Carmen] It's coming from everywhere.

[Islanders farting]

[Islander] They don't stink.
They're just loud, I promise.

-[Keenan laughs] I farted.
-[Mike] Did you just fart?

-[farts]
-[Matia] Good f*cking push, bro.

-Thank you.
-Oh, it's so stinky.

sh*t. Let me get out of the danger zone.

[Leo farts]

[Leo farts]

Are you guys backfiring on each other?

-No, that was him the whole time.
-That was him.

[narrator] And that's the reason
Love Island boasts

the single highest air filter budget
in all of reality TV.

Here's something you haven't seen.

It's Leo and Marco
writing a romantic song.

It's sure to be a hit,

either with the girls

or any stray dogs in the area.

Hold on. Wait, ready, ready, ready?
It's gonna be on a b*at like...

Y'all, look away now!
You'll get another one in the end.

[Marco] It gotta be a sexual b*at.

♪ Marco and Leo ♪

[Marco, Leo] ♪ Marco and Leo ♪

♪ Hannah and Kassy ♪

[Leo] ♪ I wanna leave around
with shorty out in the back seat ♪

[Hannah] Look at Leo's... [laughs]

Leo's taking the lead.
Marco's was like, "Yeah."

-That's not our banger, that's...
-We'll just run it off.

[Leo] Hold on, hold on.
One more take, one more take.

[narrator] The boys spent three hours
putting pen to paper

drawing dicks with wings on them
before finally writing some lyrics.

[Hannah] Come on!

[Leo] Kassy, Hannah! Ah!

Hey. We made a song for y'all.

-[Hannah] Oh my goodness. How sweet.
-[Leo] Are you ready?

-[Hannah] Yeah, we're ready.
-You ready for your tracks?

-[Leo] All right?
-Okay.

-Are you ready?
-Yeah.

Go ahead.

[both] ♪ Marco and Leo, Hannah and Kassy ♪

♪ I wanna see her,
but she stays away from me ♪

♪ I wanna lay her by the beach ♪

♪ So, baby come with me ♪

♪ We'll be all right, we in the villa ♪

♪ Marco and Leo, Hannah and Kassy ♪

♪ I wanna see her,
but she stays away from me ♪

♪ I wanna lay her by the beach ♪

♪ So, baby come with me ♪

♪ We'll be all right, we in the villa ♪

[Hannah] Hey, we in the villa!

Yeah!

Aw. Aw, good job, you guys.

[narrator] The only part of that serenade

that was in harmony was the dogs
that started howling soon after.

Before the girls went to Casa,

Carmen left Kenzo a message,

"Lingerie."

He missed the point
and got them dry cleaned.

I think when the boys come here,
I'm gonna leave

my lingerie sit out and say,
"Sneak peek for the Hideaway.

Miss you already, with my..."

I'm gonna leave that for him,
just so he knows

he's on my mind.

I'm gonna leave Leo
my second evil eye bracelet,

and I'm gonna say "I miss you,

and don't forget about me."

I'm gonna leave Keenan my panties.
I'll spray 'em with my perfume,

and I'm gonna write on the mirror, "XOXO".

You guys' are more sexy than mine.
I'm just gonna leave 'em my cross

and then the hair stuff,
so he can do his hair.

[Carmen]
He's gonna f*cking love that, though.

[narrator] Time for the unseen messages
the other girls left for their boys.

Let's do this sh*t, ladies.

Peek is spelled with two E's, right?

-[Destiny] Which peek?
-Sneak peek.

I'm saying, "From your TWIX bar."

-[Carmen] Aw!
-[Kay Kay] Aw! How cute.

[narrator]
I'll miss what? Pasta? The neon signs?

We'll never know.

When you're an Islander on Love Island,

you usually get the glossy,
pretty background packages

to help introduce you to the world.

But we simply don't have
the budget to do it

for 14 new Islanders all at one time.

So, instead, we told 'em
to do it themselves.

Take it away, boys.

What's up everybody? I'm Zay.

I'm 23, and a fun fact about me is
I still use my fingers to count.

What's up, everybody? It's Eddie.

I'm 27 years old from Houston, Texas,

and I'm definitely afraid
of swimming in the ocean.

So, this is scaring
the sh*t out of me right now.

[giggles]

What's up? My name is Matia,

I'm 29,

and I have a phobia for strawberries.

What up? I'm Kyle.

I'm 24,

and a fun fact about me is...

I played the violin for ten years.

What's up, y'all? My name is Rob.

I'm 24. I'm from Alabama.

[bleep] give me boners.

[all laugh]

[narrator] So what the bleep did he say?

Find out what gives Rob
a boner after these commercials.

No, it's not your mind playing tricks.

This is Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

Before the break, the Casa boys
did what Sylvester Stallone did

in the mid-90s, and gave us a cliffhanger.

What's up, y'all? My name is Rob.
I'm 24. I'm from Alabama.

[bleep] give me boners.

[narrator] Don't let Rob boner game remain
a mystery. What the bleep did he say?

What's up, y'all? My name is Rob.
I'm 24. I'm from Alabama.

Gravel roads give me boners.

[narrator] I assume Gravel Roads is the
stage name of some adult movie star.

The moment the girls slow-mo
gate-crashed Casa Amor,

they were met by six
new Adonises or Adoni.

-[Kassy] Oh my God!
-[all screaming]

[Hannah] Where they at? Where they at?

Your f*cking rings, bro.
They f*cking hurt.

[Zay] Sorry, man. I felt that, yeah.

-Hey.
-[Destiny] Hi. What's your name?

-I'm Rob. Nice to meet you.
-I'm Destiny.

-Kassy.
-Kassy? Nice to meet you. I'm Rob.

[all cheering]

[narrator] And Sarah Hyland
was there to spill the tea,

or was it that the tea spilled on her?

I don't really know
how this whole tea thing works.

Hi, baby girls.

Let me, not slip on my way down.

-Your dress is stunning.
-Ooh, stunning.

I just got so excited to see my ladies.

I know. You're the best.

I've been deprived of my children.
I'm loving these dresses.

-Thank you.
-[Sarah] They're so good.

It was so nice to get dressed up.

-Kay Kay.
-Yeah.

-Thank you.
-So good.

If you see a nip, just let me know.

If I see a nip, I'm just going to stare,

-be like, "Good for you, girl."
-Yes.

Kay Kay taught me
to move mine in a circle.

My friend knows how to do that.

-Like the helicopter?
-Yes.

The helicopter is hilarious.

What do you think of the place?

-Oh, it's stunning.
-This is beautiful.

It's huge too.

So, they're obviously gorgeous boys.

-Yeah.
-Uh-huh.

Maybe there will be Hideaway moment.

-What?
-But, like, what do you think about them?

Is there a possibility there
could be a Hideaway moment?

Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.

[narrator] In my experience,
chugging champagne

does increase the chances
of a Hideaway moment.

So, what do a group of guys do
when there's no girls at home?

Watch football on a giant telly?
Drink beer and play pool?

Game times gotta be soon.
How are we feeling?

[narrator]
No, they're making a selfie vid.

We feel iced out. We're feeling sturdy.

I know the story is gonna be bad.

I'm not gonna fold like a paper sheet.

I'm excited for my boys.

Bergie, I can't wait to see
what you got, baby.

-Let's go!
-Yeah, baby!

Baby daddy, Kenzo, How you feeling, man?

Carmen!

-[Mike] Yeah.
-[Leo] She heard you from the back.

[Mike] She's the only one.

-I'll see you soon, baby.
-[Mike] Hey.

-How are you feeling, Brodie?
-I am so ready to go.

Bring 'em on. Bring 'em on. I'm ready.
I'm sitting here.

-Bring 'em? Bring 'em as in...
-Bring 'em on. Bring 'em on.

[Jonah] I'm ready
to get this thing going, baby.

Bring what you brung,
and can we get you some?

-Let's go racing, boys.
-[Islanders cheer]

Yo, it's first night in Casa Amor.

We gotta not f*cking fold
and yeah, we going to be Ikes.

-El primer dia en Casa Amor.
-[speaking Spanish]

[narrator] They took this selfie
for another eight hours.

It's now a four-part documentary.

The Casa girls arrived the next day,

and the moment
the guys caught sight of them,

they popped their corks.

[all cheering]

[narrator] Literally, it wasn't a sex
metaphor. I don't do smutty innuendo.

-[Taylor] Oh. Suck. You gotta suck.
-[Leo] Hey, come on now.

-What guy do you think is fine?
-Mike.

-Mike looks good.
-Oh, my God. Yeah.

[narrator] After popping corks,
the girls popped questions.

The big questions.

In fact, Najah popped the question
the girls were all desperate to ask.

Has there been lots of bugs here?

At night, you have no idea.

The cockroaches are like
your f*cking cousins out here.

No.

We're not gonna...
We gotta switch the topic.

[Leo] Yeah.

What's everybody's type?

[Islanders] Ooh.

[Leonardo] f*ck your favorite color.

-[laughing]
-I don't give a f*ck about that sh*t, man.

I kind of like, the definition of,
a golden retriever boyfriend.

You know? Someone like...

-She wants a dog.
-[Jonah] She wants a dog.

Put you on a leash and...
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

She said, "Put you on a leash."

I'm kidding.

But yeah, just someone
like sweet and smart and like...

Does he not...

Willing to give me
their undivided attention, you know.

I definitely go for more personality.

Someone who knows
how to tame me in the bedroom.

[all giggle]

Family is super important, I mean morals,

and have a good head on your shoulders,
and be able to give good head.

I am just looking for someone that
matches my values.

We have the same wants in life
and just go for it.

Like, is super passionate
about certain things in their life,

and that's kind
of what I'm just looking for.

Yeah, he told me this earlier.
He likes a nice ass too.

-Yeah.
-What? Bergie!

[narrator] Good of Mike to blow up
Bergie's sweet Wisconsin boy game

like that.
That's what friends are for, right?

Multiple choice question.

What is a yurt?

A, A place to have sex,

B, A place elderly people stay,

or C, All of the above?

Rob, why don't you tell us?

On my farm in Alabama.

Uh, my grandparents have a yurt,

and this girl lived two hours away.

She was like, "Hey, I wanna hang out
with you," blah, blah, blah.

So, she came into town,

but I had nowhere to go.

I was like, I really just want...
It would be nice if we could get a bed.

And I was like, we could go to the yurt.

My grandparents aren't there,
and it's always unlocked.

So, I went to the yurt.

My grandmother's a very paranoid woman.

I knew that,
but I just didn't think [bleep].

No!

[narrator] But what the bleep did he say?

The thrilling conclusion
of the mystery of the yurt

is right after this short break.

Before the break, Rob was telling a story

about the time he had sex
in his grandparents' yurt.

So, we went to the yurt.
My grandmother's a very paranoid woman.

I knew that,
but I just didn't think [bleep].

No!

[narrator] But what the bleep did he say?

So, I went to the yurt.

My grandmother's a very
paranoid woman. I knew that.

But I just didn't think there would be
a camera inside the yurt.

-Oh, oh, oh.
-[Rob] The next day...

No!

The next day,
I get a call from my papa, Bob.

He calls me. He says, "Robert."

I was like, I knew.

He's like, "Me and G
want to go to lunch with you today."

Why would they take you to lunch?
Why don't they just...

It's just how they are.
They're polite people.

And we had like,
five minutes of awkward small talk.

We all knew why we were there.

You can tell my grandmother was like...

"Tell him, tell him." And then he goes,

"Robert...

no more having sex in the yurt."
I was like, "Okay, yeah."

"Don't worry about it,
don't worry about it." Yeah.

It was so embarrassing.

I couldn't do it, bruh.

[narrator] Come on. We've all been there,

hooking up in an elderly couple's yurt.

The look on my producer's face
is telling me, we haven't all been there.

What I love most about Casa Amor
isn't the intrigue, the relationship tests

or the fact Casa is Spanish,
even though we're in Fiji.

I love the first chats
that are more awkward than me

not bothering to write
a punch line for this joke.

Are you nervous?

-No. Do I seem nervous?
-Real nervous?

Hmm. Anyways.

-You know, I kind of wanna travel.
-Mmm, okay. Where would you want to go?

-Anywhere.
-Anywhere?

Where's like your number one place
if you could go right now.

-Right now?
-Got your bags packed.

Well, we're in Fiji. But let's say...
Okay, let's say...

-I don't know. Rome.
-Rome?

-Mm-hmm.
-Okay, that's a good choice.

I don't know if Rome
and Italy are the same.

-I'm sorry, Mr. Davenport...
-You know what?

...I wasn't listening.

-I was homeschooled till high school...
-[Kassy] Mmm.

and so I was pretty much
just a little wild boy.

[Kassy] Till high school?

Oh, so you're
a weird homeschooled kid, huh?

Yeah. Anyways, yeah. So, but I'm not...

I shouldn't have told you that.

Rome and Italy? Rome and Italy?

Italy has to be...

Rome has to be in Italy.

-I'm sure it is.
-Yeah.

So, we'll go with it.

You know you see,
the Islanders say silly things sometimes?

And you're like, that's so easy.
Now I understand.

Do you like my fit?

This is my uncle's.

He d*ed in it.

-Your uncle?
-Yeah.

-Nuh-uh.
-Mmm.

-Straight up.
-Mmm.

-Yeah.
-Anyways.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[narrator] That's a great line to use

if you really love being single.

The bathroom bidet
is used to wash your butt,

not to drink from.

I learned that the hard way
in a bathhouse in the Middle East.

Kay Kay learned the easy way.

[Kay Kay] Y'all.
It's a booty washer in the toilet.

-Really?
-[Kay Kay] What'd you call it?

Give it a little... a little spin.

Give it a little sh*t.

[Kay Kay] What'd you call the name?

-[Kay Kay] A dubois.
-A dubet.

A duvet, a duvet. No, that's on a bed.

-[Kay Kay] Let's see what happens.
-What is it called?

-[Kay Kay gasps]
-Did it work?

[Kay Kay, Imani laughing]

[Imani] What? [laughing]

[Kay Kay laughing]

-[Kay Kay] That sh*t was alarming, but...
-The pressure sounded real hot.

[Kay Kay] Okay, I need a towel.
Can you hand me a towel?

-Yes, ma'am.
-'Cause my booty wet.

Hope... Nobody better not pick this one up.

That is so funny.

...I don't know what I was expecting.
But it wasn't that.

[narrator] On Love Island,
flushing your butt is on a bidet's work.

I thank you.

Want this summer to not be a bummer?

Then get your pom poms out
at the Love Island cheerleading camp.

-Ready?
-Okay.

Okay.

[narrator] Will you sh**t your sh*t?

[Imani] Squeeze your butt, girl.
Squeeze your butt.

[narrator] Do bets?

Four, fix, six, seven, eight.

[narrator] And will you go all the way?

-One, two, three...
-[all] VIP.

[narrator] So, if you've got
what it takes to bring it on,

then never apply because
this camp does not exist.

But the festival of unseen bits
after the break absolutely does.

-We're the best Casa Amor to do it.
-The best...

[Destiny] London Bridge fell down.

[narrator] Welcome back to
Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

Let's roll right into it because we picked
the best unseen moments

for your enjoyment. So, don't panic.

-What is it?
-Sorry.

[narrator] The party never stops...

at Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

-Have you ever done a golden shower?
-What's a golden shower?

[narrator]
Hannah might be away at Casa Amor,

but that doesn't stop Marco
from showing off

how skilled he is with his fingers.

Can you make finger origami?

-Like this?
-Huh?

-What the f*ck is that?
-That's a dog.

-[Marco barks]
-I don't see that sh*t, bro.

What?

-I don't see it.
-You don't see the dog?

This is his ears, his eyes.

How do you not see this dog?

I don't see sh*t.

Are you kidding me?

This is a f*cking dog.

Are you blind?

Maybe on a shadow or something
like that I'll be able to see it.

[barks] Like this.

I mean, how is that not a dog?
Are you f*cking kidding me?

You can't be serious.

[Marco] Look.

[chuckles] You're tripping, bro.

What's this?

A bunny.

Oh, you got that one. What's this one?

A crocodile.

How do you not know this is a dog?

Bro, I'm having
a really hard time seeing that.

-You can't be f*cking serious.
-No.

Look at the f*cking hand.

There's a f*cking ear like a...
Think of a German Shepherd.

There's a f*cking ear here.

There's an eye here.

[barks]

So either Kenzo, you know,
is allergic to dogs,

or just doesn't wanna see this dog.

But how is that not a dog?

So I think Kenzo needs some thinking.

Think of his eye right here.

Think of his eye right here.

[barking]

-You see it, right?
-Hell no, bro.

You don't see it?

I've seen a lot of dogs in my life,
and that had f*ckin'...

It wasn't even close.

I don't know.

I don't see sh*t, bro.

I think you're going crazy
without Hannah in here. [laughs]

Clearly.

Hey, Leo. What is this?

-What's it look like?
-A dog.

-A dog or a...
-A fish.

-An alligator?
-Dog. Thank you.

You telling me someone 20 yards away
knows this is a f*cking dog,

and I put it in front of your face
and I'm barking and you don't see a dog?

-Bro. Hell, no.
-Really?

Then you know this is actually...

-Butterfly.
-A bird.

-It's a butterfly, bro.
-Look at this. Look at the mouth.

A butterfly doesn't have a mouth, Kenzo.

So, this is a bird.

I mean, this is clearly a butterfly, like...

I still see a butterfly.

That's a llama.

[imitates llama]

What's this one?

[imitates elephant]

-What's this one? Okay.
-Elephant.

[imitating monkey]

[imitating monkey]

-What's this one? Monkey.
-Monkey, bro.

What about this one?

-[growls]
-Spider?

It's a dog.

What the f*ck is so hard?

That was honestly one of the most
confusing moments of my life.

There is no way that was a dog.

Can you do any animals with your fingers?

Am I going crazy?

[narrator]
I know some finger origami. Look.

Oh, wait. Sometimes I forget.
I'm just as unseen as this next bit.

Love Island.

The most sensual island-based show
on Earth.

But what really happens in the bedroom
when the lights go out?

Let's go deep undercover to see
what's going on under the covers.

Islanders After Dark,

Casa Amor Edition.

It's Jonah and Taylor C.

They're tucking each other's shirts in.

So helpful, but nothing to see here.

It's Keenan and Najah.

Oh, she's just scratching
an itch on his inner thigh.

So nothing to see here.

What's happening here?

They're studying resuscitation
for their first aid exam.

Hello. What are Leo and Johnnie up to?

Oh, they're just practicing their steps
for a slow barn dance.

Nothing to see here.

Oh, this is more like it.

Rob's in bed, brushing his teeth.

Finally, something sexy.

How disappointing.

I'm so sorry the only sexy thing here
was my voice.

Actually, let's just hope
it's far steamier

on the other side of this break.

Welcome back to
Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

We bring the Casa shocks.

[screams]

Sorry. You saw that on my hand?

-Yeah, I saw that.
-Y'all saw that? Okay.

[narrator] The Casa slipups.

-I feel like that's... [screams]
-Yikes.

[narrator]
And all the surprise Casa kisses.

-[Eddie] No, no, no.
-[Brandon] Do it again. Do it again.

[Brandon] Ew!

[Rob] Does anybody wanna hold it?

No, thank you.

[narrator] Cue the cheesy game show music.

It's time for...

Beach Hut Blitz.

Islanders, give us your best party trick.

Party tricks are so weird.

Of course, I have a party trick.

Arriving.
That is the party trick in itself.

Party tricks?

Oh, no.

Everyone's always impressed
with how much tequila I can drink.

Baby, I'll step in. Ta-da.

Let the party begin. [laughs]

[imitating Iain]
Tomorrow night on Love Island.

That's Iain Stirling.

You can't tell me that's not him.

I call this one lightning,
and I call this one thunder. Pow.

Oh, this isn't bad.

This isn't that good either, though. Oh.

When I'm dancing in the party,

I like to, you know,
move the hips a little bit, like...

Oh, sh*t.

Hannah Banana.

What?

I can do a party trick with a banana,
but it not might be PG-13. [laughs]

Ooh, there we go. Ah!

So, I'm very coordinated.
That's what it is.

Shout out to my dad.

Oh, sh*t.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Ta-da!

I will try to blow this balloon up.

Okay, wait. Give me a minute.

Okay. 30 seconds starting now.

Um...

[Marco groans] Holy sh*t.

f*ck it.

Damn.

This is a long banana.

I can do this like little bird whistle.

I can whistle like a bird.

[whistles]

And then they'll be like...

[imitating bird whistle]

Man, who invented this thing?

Kassy, the great magician.

I have something for you.

Bubbles.

Like that.

Yeah, my party trick is probably
the Irish goodbye.

Which is leaving a party
without saying bye.

Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

Where did they go?

Okay, goodbye.

I just made them disappear.

[narrator] Tune in next week for another
gripping installment of...

Beach Hut Blitz.

Before I bust a move,
here's a few of my memes

from the Party Trick Beach Hut Blitz.

There's this one...

And this one...

Meme your favorite moment of the show
and post it on social media.

#loveislandUSA #UnseenBits.
See you next time.