15x06 - Old Friends Gold

[bunniefuu]

You'll turn home décor
into haute couture.

Salina EsTitties.

- It's just too much.

- Amethyst.

- Think you struggled
a little bit.

- Luxx.

- It's giving me House of Monae.

- You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

- [shrieks, laughs] Oh, my God.

- Salina EsTitties,
shantay, you stay.

Amethyst, sashay away.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

I'm sorry, Amethyst, girl,

but I wasn't
about to let you send me home.

I was in the bottom.

And, like, it was a blow
to my frickin' head.

I don't mean to be a chillona,

but this, like, woke me
all the way up.

Like, Ru threw that chancla
at my head.

And now I'm like,
"Bitch, I'm awake."

So, b*tches,

put your seatbelts on,
honey, 'cause...

- Like, are we goin'
on a bus ride or car ride?

- Bitch, the ride has begun.
- [chuckles]

- At this point of the race,

the competition
is getting more intense.

The frontrunners

are definitely me,

Sasha, Anetra, and Loosey

because we all have
a challenge win.

- So how are we feeling?

- I'm feeling good. [chuckles]

- Winner, winner,
chicken dinner.

[all chattering excitedly]

- I feel like I deserved to win.

I think I did a really good job.

And here's to many more.
[laughter]

- Being in the top was
really, like, the validation

that I needed.

And for something

that I don't feel so strongly in

as far as, like,
a sewing challenge.

And I just hope
that this upcoming week

that I could really go
for the win.

- When you were called
as someone

who was in the top
or the bottom,

you were the one
where I was like,

"I don't know
which way it could go."

- I think that Malaysia lacks

a certain taste level.

She has a severe case
of drag delusion, girl.

- I know that these girls
have been lookin' at me

as the underdog.

But at the end of the day,

the underdog...

is about to be the top dog.

If anybody need me to make
anything for them,

- just let me know.
- [screams]

- [bell dings]
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year's supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize
of $200,000.

Served by Cash App.

With extra special guest judge

Megan Stalter.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

- Girl,
another day, another day.

- Another day to slay.

- It's a new day, and we gotta

thin the herd out
a little bit, honey.

- It's weird.
We almost don't go

all the way
around the table anymore.

[all agreeing]

- I heard a big bird was sayin',

like, I should have been
in the bottom.

[chuckling]
[together] Ooh!

- Oh, little Mistress?

- Speak now
or forever hold your peace.

- Well, if you were listening,

the big bird said
you should have been

in the bottom, bitch.
[laughter]

Even though you're my friend,

I'm always gonna tell you
the truth.

[giggles] Love to my big sis.

- Whether you thought
I should have been

in the bottom or the top,

beware, the Babydoll is here
to f*ckin' stay.

- You're not Annabelle, bitch.

[laughter]

- Hello, hello, hello.

[all exclaim]

- Let's go, baby.
- Ms. Paul.

- Ms. Paul.
- Ms. Paul.

- My queens,

for this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're gonna flash forward


so you can create

three Golden Gal girl groups.

- Oh.
- [squeals]

- Oh, my God.
- And so I watch you

sing and dance your padded,
but slightly saggy, asses off.

- Oh, boy.

- This is what I'm good at.

In the past weeks,
I've been safe.

And I feel like I haven't
been seen by the judges.

And this week
I need to make sure

that I'm gonna be at the top.

- First, you need to break
into three groups of four.

I'll give you a moment now

to team up
with your best Judies.

- I think all four of us
would be very strong.

- Think fast, b*tches.

All right. Now, each of you
will need to write

your own verses
to one of these brand new

- golden oldies.
- Oh, work.

- The first song is

a heavy metal,
rock of ages anthem.

- [laughs]
- The second is

a country ditty that'll set

your grandpappy's toes
a-tappin'.

- [chuckles]
- And finally,

a bop that puts
the hip replacement in hip-hop.

[chuckling]

Now, I'll let you decide

which group gets which song
in a minute.

But before I go,

I want to provide you

with some golden words
of wisdom.

Oh, pit crew!

- Ooh!

[all exclaim]

Ladies, internet sensations,
The Old Gays.

- I am so gagged
when The Old Gays

walked through the door.
I follow them on TikTok.

They're the cutest
little old babies

- in the world.
- Oh, my God!

- Welcome, fellas.
Lookin' good.

- Trying.
[laughter]

You all have been friends
for many years.

For inspiration,
what's your secret?

- Laughing a lot together.
- Yes.

- Thank you very much.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best
old drag queen win.

[laughter]

- Ooh, pretty posters.

Now it's time to listen
to the three songs

and decide who's gonna get what.

And I cannot wait to see
how this is going to turn out.

- ♪ Just do it ♪

- ♪ Don't take, get it ♪
- Oh!

When the hip-hop one comes on,
I am living, bitch.

This sh*t is poppin'.

[heavy metal music]

- This is aggressive.

- I like this one.
- Yeah.

- The one that's
really stickin' out to me

is heavy metal.

The vibe on this track
is, like, sickening.

- ♪ You got your man ♪

♪ Well, I got my girlfriend ♪

- Is this Trixie Mattel
singing this?

I feel like no one wants country

just because it's
a little on the nose.

Like, old ladies doing country.

A-hing-a-ding-a-durg.

It's just like, "Eh."

- So I think that we should,

like, congregate with our groups

and, like, see, like,
what we're thinking.

- I think the most potential
for funny is hip-hop.

- I like the heavy metal one.

I think we should go
for the heavy metal.

- Okay, let's do it.
- Let's do metal.

Heavy metal as grannies,

that is just a built-in joke
in itself.

- And I think we should go
with either metal or hip-hop.

- I think, um, metal is
the strongest juxtaposition...

- Quiet down, Marcia, jeez.
- With being an old person.

- Let's go.
- Are you girls ready?

- We, personally,
would love to go with metal.

Does that conflict with anybody?

- We want...
- We want metal.

- We want to do heavy metal.

- [clicks tongue]

- Let's take hip-hop right now.

So we'll take hip-hop then,
if that's the case.

- Okay, well, we're dong metal

so I guess that leaves
them with country.

- We want metal.
- No, we're gonna do metal.

- I think we're gonna do
metal, yeah.

- I think that we should
just get metal period.

- Like, why do you guys think
you can do heavy metal?

- I'm literally already wearing
the heavy metal hat.

I'm not taking it off.

No, girl, we're doing metal.
That's it.

Bottom line. Cut and dry.

We don't care about
what the other team feels

because this is
what we want to do.

I think we should just do metal.

- Yeah, if we want metal,
we should stick with metal.

- We not backin' down.
- I mean, we gonna shine

- no matter what category...
- Yeah, we're not gonna...

- So, that's cool.
- But we not finna

- just back down.
- No, ma'am.

- Like, we're not doin' it.

- To be honest,

I feel like it's
the slightest bit immature.

But at the same time,
I'm kinda living.

[laughs]

- What do you guys have
against country music?

You guys are gonna have to get

really acquainted with the genre

seeing that you're gonna be
doing country.

- I don't have a problem
with country.

I have a problem with the reason

why you all think
y'all have the right

- to choose first.
- Exactly.

- You gonna try me? For real?

Like, you just gonna dismiss me?

Girl...

child.

OCP.

Oh, child, please.

- Like, what makes you think
that you're

- so metallic fantastic?
- I don't think we should

have to sell it to you.
I think the decision

that we have to make now
is who's gonna do it.

- We already chose
that we're doing metal.

So you just adapt
to the situation

and make country fierce.

- [squeals]

- Look, we are playin'
ping-pong right now.

Vanessa Williams, like,
it is not stoppin'.

Vanessa Williams?
I meant to say Serena Williams.

Okay, anyways.

- Okay, then do it.

- No, but, like, the thing is,
I would do it,

but we already chose
metal so it's, like...

- Luxx and Mistress
are being mean girls.

They're just, like,
putting their foot down

and claiming metal.

I'm not a girl
that's gonna back down,

so let the w*r begin.

♪ ♪

- Okay, then do it.

- I would do it,
but we already chose metal.

- Group one and group three

are head to head right now
for metal.

It is metal-gate, baby.

- So we're doing metal, right?

- Okay, good.
- I'm not backin' down.

- Okay, well, we need to...
We need to resolve it.

- We need to resolve it.
- Marcia, you better not

- give into them.
- I'm not giving in.

The best way to do it
is just to make it random.

Do you guys wanna do
Rock, Paper, Scissors?

- No. I'm not doin'
no Rock, Paper, Scissors.

You could hesitate
and the somebody do whatever.

I feel like we should put,
um, both of them in a hat

and just put metal or country.

And whoever pick what
is what they do.

- No, because
why would we even pick...

We can go back and forth.
No. Let's just do metal.

- Y'all, Rock, Paper, Scissors
or a hat.

Girl, this metal battle...

I can't.

Two choices stand before us.

- [chuckles]
- What is going on?

- Oh, my God! What does it say?
What does it say?

♪ ♪

- We got metal.
- Yeah!

- We won.
We got what we wanted.

We are doing heavy metal.

We have won the first battle.

- You know what? It's fine.

Go ahead with your metal.

- But it was nice
that y'all was trying

to piss over everything.
That's really cute, though.

- Ooh.

- Girl, we were just cuttin' up.

Why y'all so serious?

- All right, b*tches.
- Now that that's resolved...

- Let's get it done.

- I'm glad, but I know now

how ruthless we could get
when it comes down

to a make-or-break
winning challenge.

- Y'all wanted to take
the challenger's route.

We took the challenge route

and we still came out on top.

- Now, let's f*ckin' k*ll it.

- Right?
- Yeah.

- I'm so happy to be on a team

with a hip-hop icon.
Loosey LaDuca.

- We're about to knock
this sh*t out.

I know Loosey's a vocalist.

Robin is a vocalist.

And Jax is a great dancer.

So we're gonna really k*ll it.

And who do you think
actually listens

to country music over there?

- Yee-haw.

Both: Umm...
[giggling]

- Okay.

- Even though we didn't get
what we wanted,

I think we're still gonna
turn it out.

I feel like we have
a very, very strong group.

I want us to, like,
completely wipe out

the other groups.
I wanna, like,

- tear that ass up.
- Yeah. Especially after...

They probably think
that we're already gonna do

a bad job 'cause we didn't get
what we wanted.

- I f*ckin' can't stand country.

Like, it's not my tea.

So I'm a little bit struggling
with my lyrics.

- What do you need help with?

- Yeah, yeah.
Do you want help?

- I just need
a few more seconds.

- Okay.

- I start, like, feeling
a little insecure

in the moment.
'Cause I'm like,

"Well, I'm not a country bitch.
I'm not a white bitch.

I don't know
what the f*ck to write."

I'm having
a mental brain block right now.

So I'm kind of stressed.

- [chuckling]

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hi.
- I feel good

going into the recording
session.

I am a strong singer.

But and however,

my personal worry is pulling off

a hip-hop moment.

This diva is not a rapstress,

but she will be today.

- Welcome to
the early bird special.

I'm Leland. This is Freddy.

Why don't we get started?

Anetra, you're up first.

Even if you don't have
the experience,

you have to feel
like a pop star up here.

You are gonna be acting this
on stage.

So give yourself
something fun and animated

to play into the character.

You need to go
from Anetra to Granetra.

- [chuckles]
- Get...[clears throat]

Get the f*ck off my lawn.

- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.

- Get the f*ck off my lawn.

- [chuckles]
- Ooh.

- ♪ The older the berry,
the sweeter the juice ♪

♪ These other stank hos
trying to get real slick ♪

♪ But if you're talkin' trash
you're gonna get the stick ♪

- ♪ Gonna slay
when I ain't in heels ♪

- ♪ Too hard ♪
♪ Don't wanna break it ♪

- ♪ Don't break it ♪
[both chuckle]

- ♪ Swag, foxy mom ♪

♪ Don't wanna break ♪

- [muttering lyrics]
- Let's grab it one more time.

I-I just wanted you...
I want to hear you go for it.

- Oh. I was going through it.
- Yeah. Let's go for it.

- All right.
- Here we go.

- ♪ Hips givin' out ♪

♪ Don't do it...
[garbles words] ♪

♪ Music... ♪
I think you have to restart.

♪ That's why I wanted
to review it ♪

- Robin.

Do the take.

Stop worrying
about embarrassing yourself

and just sing something, Robin.

- Uh...

- Howdy.

- Listen, baby, even though
we didn't get metal,

our group is stepping
up to the plate.

And we're gonna deliver
this country...

Ugh, country, whatever.

But we gonna make it work
'cause that's the challenge.

- Marcia, how are you feeling?

- I have a resume-long

of professional theater
experience.

I was in "Kinky Boots"
on Broadway for a little bit.

I was in the national tour
of "Hello, Dolly."

- Amazing.
One, two, three.

- ♪ And we'll be chuggin'
right along ♪

♪ Until the world ends ♪

- ♪ Might be old,
but I'm havin' fun ♪

♪ Even at 100
life's just begun ♪

Yee-haw!

- ♪ Lookin' good
and feelin' fine ♪

♪ We don't need men,
they waste our time ♪

♪ And we don't let
these boys get us stressed ♪

- This is definitely
one of my favorite verses.

- Thank you.

- Salina, think
about infusing this track

with all of your personality.

- Even if she's not Southern?

- Salina has had some trouble
in this competition

to kind of just go
with her instinct

and get out of her head.

- Channel what you think
you know...

- Okay.
- About the South.

- Okay.
- All right, here we go.

- ♪ When I started to decay ♪

♪ My son, he sent me
straight away ♪

Oh, my God.
[groans] Medic!

- Oh.
- I mean, I think

- the foundation is there.
- Okay.

- You better rehearse
the hell out of this.

♪ ♪

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hi, everyone.
Are you feeling

rock and roll?

- Yeah.
- You really did pick

the toughest song.

'Cause you really have
to rise up to the occasion

and just go for it.

- After metal-gate,

I know that, like,
all the shady eyes

are gonna be on us.
"Well, let's see

what they really do
if they were fighting so hard."

So now I feel the pressure

of honoring
the heavy metal genre.

- One, two, three.

- [screams]
♪ Callin' all grannies ♪

♪ Put them dentures
in the air ♪

♪ Crackin' this neck,
thank God for Medicare ♪

- Damn, that's comin'
out of Sasha Colby?

- ♪ I'll be sexy and spicy
till the day I drop dead ♪

- ♪ Arth-a-ritis
is my middle name ♪

♪ I'm Grams, not Gramps
Come relieve my pain ♪

- I'm scared to kind of like...

I don't... I've never sang
like this before.

So I don't know how I can do it

and not, like, scratch
or ruin my voice.

- We have a very limited
amount of time to experiment.

- Have no fear.
- Okay. Okay.

Ooh, sh*t.
Hold on. Sorry.

[clears throat]

- Aura is nervous AF.

- One, two, three.

- ♪ How dare you
look me in the eyes ♪

♪ [mumbling] ♪

- Annunciate.
Annunciate, annunciate.

- ♪ Alive, alive ♪

♪ Golden years alive ♪

- [laughter]
- Okay. You... you tapped

- into something.
- Yes.

- That is a wrap for you guys.

What matters is

if you don't bring
that energy tomorrow,

it is going to fall flat.

So step your heavy metal
p*ssy up.

- Now, I'm already thinking,

how am I gonna choreograph this?

'Cause watching Aura get
nervous,

I can't have
that affect the group.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- Ooh.
- Get it.

- Now it is time
for us to figure out

our choreography
for our performance

that's gonna be
in less than 24 hours.

That song that we just recorded

in less than 20 minutes ago.
[laughs]

- Okay, girls.

- In our group,
we have performers

that perform amazingly
individually.

So we really have to put
something together

that we can all really shine in.

- Do we want
to start the number,

like, with four walkers
next to each other?

And now sway, now sway.

- I don't think we all
should have walkers, though.

- I don't think
we all need walkers.

- I would love to use a cane
for my verse.

From the front it goes

walker, cane, walker, cane.

Well, no, Chi,
you don't want to have a walker

because then you have
to walk around it.

- Since she's doing the...
What is this?

The wheelchair thing.

- Wait, what are you doing?

- Like, what's goin' on here?

- Time is tickin',

and they spent
the majority of their time

just walkin' around talking.

Baby, their time is up.
It's time for us to go.

- Watching the hip-hop girlies

is really helpful
because it's showing me

what not to do.

[laughs]

- Who's ready?

- How are we feeling
choreography-wise?

You... y'all know
this is kind of my vibe.

- Take the lead, baby.
Let's go.

- Yeah, Marcia,
lead us to success.

- I really wanna see
what these b*tches got

because they were trying
to take my heavy metal.

And I wanna see y'all
rat-a-tat-tat-tat

with your country selves.

Let's just hope for the worst.

[laughs]

- They had that, like,
great musical, like, dip

on "Aaaand."

And then we go like...
"[groans] That was too much."

And then we'll be
chuggin' right along...

- [gasps] Oh. Wait.
- ♪ Chuggin' right along ♪

- Oh, I was gonna say that.

- [humming along]

- These country hos
be cappin' on my ass.

I am gonna have to make sure

this metal is
out of the f*cking park

because I really want to win.

- So like that.

- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

[together] Cute.

- Okay, so rockers
aren't really, like,

- doing choreography.
- Yeah.

- It's all about energy.

And hyping with the crowds.

- Yeah, yeah.

- When you doin' heavy metal,

you ain't gotta cha-cha-cha,

slide, hip-hop and bop.

All you gotta do is jump around,

act a little crazy.

♪ ♪

- Bitch, y'all fought for this?

[laughter]

- ♪ No time for golden tears ♪

And make faces.
Be yourself, yeah.

- All I'm seeing is
a little bit of head-banging

and whatever this move is...

It's not giving.

I am worried
for the entire group

except for Sasha.

- Ladies, are we ready to go?

- 'Cause y'all got
a lot of work to do.

- Really just said
we gotta lot of work to do.

- [giggles]

- Bitch,
don't even get me started.

- I am here
to win this challenge, boo.

And I'm finna show you
why I deserve metal

in the first place.

So no amount of trollin'
that you do

is gonna knock me off, okay?

- [mimics engine revving]

♪ ♪

- We're rockin' OGs.
- It's a great day to be old.

- It is time for
the Golden Gal group challenge.

Thank you for being fresh.

- Stretch.

- This morning I'm definitely
in a better space.

We have a little bit more
of a gameplan

of what we want to do.

So I'm ready to just perform
in front of the judges.

- We need to age.

- I got a couple years
to put on.

- Yeah.

- We're kind of giving,
like, hot bod

but, like, old face.

Isn't that, like, a circus act?

- Oh, I don't know that
in a few drag clubs.

[laughs]

- I know... like, even Sasha,
like, we all joke around,

like, how you're, like,
the old one and stuff.

But, like, first of all,
you're not old whatsoever.

- I mean, I take it
as a badge of honor.

Like, I know so many trans women

- that, like, don't even...
- Make it to 30.

- Get to make it to 30.
You know?

Like, it's a blessing...

- Right.
- Yeah.

- To just be able to,
like, live your life

and still be kickin'.

I definitely come from a place
where we value

the knowledge and wisdom

of my older Mahu contemporaries.

I learned so much
from not just, like,

my drag mom and other aunties,

but all the things
that we've had to go through

as q*eer people.

Like, in Hawaii,

there was this club
called The Glades.

And there was a trans performer,

drag performers,
male performers,

and every Friday they would
get raided by the police.

This is, like, probably
in the '60s, '70s.

And back then,
when you were in drag...

Especially the trans women

had to wear a button
that said, "I'm a boy."

Because it was illegal to trick

all the m*llitary guys and stuff.

And then all the fish girls,

they would kind of, like,
put their hair,

like, to hide it.

And then
when the police would come

they would show it.
But they would round up

all the girls,
all the performers,

lock 'em up for Friday.

Then they all just get released
on Saturday.

And it's just
for being yourself.

- Yeah.
- But, like, imagine, like,

us all getting arrested
every time we finish here.

- Yeah.
- Like, that was insane.

- Yeah.
- It's crazy

when you really put it
into that perspective.

It's like, damn,
we really are lucky.

- So lucky.
- And, like, times

- have really changed.
- Like, the fact that this

is on such a wide scale

and its such a fringe art form...

Like, it was made to be
unseen by people

because we weren't allowed
in mainstream.

And now look at it.

It just hit me right there

that I was just so focused
in this competition

that it... the...
And realizing, wow,

like, I'm here,
and I get to show the world

the happy transwoman
being her authentic self,

not hiding anything.

To be a representative of that
on such a large scale

of a good example
of a transwoman,

it's so nice.

And, um...

[sighs]
I'm just so happy.

Just so happy.

- Oh, you look... lovely.

- [chuckles]

- [laughs]
- You know the challenge

was old ladies not clowns.

- Is that what you went for?

- No, that's what you went for.

- Malaysia, you were watching me

and you tried to copy me.
Look in the mirror.

- Look at me and look at you.
- You have blue eyeshadow

on your eye.
I have silver.

- Girl, Malaysia and Mistress,

sometimes I don't know
if they're serious,

I don't know if they're playin'.

- Malaysia, I'm seeing...

- Baby, I'm gorgeous.
- Blue under.

- I am gorgeous.
What are you?

- You have drag delusion.

- Yeah, you got drag confusion.

- [chuckles]

- At this point,
I'm playing with Malaysia

because I feel
like she really made

a big deal out of nothing.

And that's just my way
of showing love.

- She probably wants
to intimidate me.

But it's not gonna work.

- I make her day.
- [chuckles]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

- Yes!
- Whoo!

[applause]

- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

My dear old friend,
Michelle Visage.

You know, you look as young
as the day we met.

- Aw, thank you.

And thank God
for your cataracts.

[laughter]

- The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, what is your secret
for looking so young?

- I hang out with people

who are
much, much older than me.

- Hi, Michelle.
- [laughs]

- And the insanely funny
Megan Stalter.

- Hi, gay, you're looking
absolutely delicious

and I'm so excited to be here.

[laughter]

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

Welcome
to the Shady Pines-a-palooza

Put your hands together
for the Banjo b*tches.

[chuckles]

all: ♪ You got your man ♪

♪ Well, I got my girlfriends ♪

♪ And we'll be
chuggin' right along ♪

♪ Until the world ends ♪

- [laughs]
- Yee-haw!

- ♪ Giddy-yup ♪

- ♪ Howdy, folks,
let me give you the tea ♪

♪ My girls
can always count on me ♪

♪ Never turn my back
for a piece of trade ♪

♪ But large girls is awesome
we all get laid ♪

♪ Been through some things
that's how it goes ♪

♪ Who said life
was a one-woman show? ♪

♪ Might be old,
but I'm havin' fun ♪

♪ Even at 100,
life's just begun ♪

- ♪ Lookin' good
and feelin' fine ♪

♪ We don't need men
they waste our time ♪

♪ When honestly we don't have
that much time left ♪

♪ Down there is dry
just like our wine ♪

♪ And like our wine
we're agein' fine ♪

♪ 'Cause we don't let
these boys get us stressed ♪

- ♪ When is started to decay ♪

♪ My son,
he sent me straight away ♪

♪ I met these gals
up in the home ♪

♪ And now I don't feel
so alone ♪

♪ When I stop breathing
in my sleep ♪

♪ Or when I seem
to have lost my teeth ♪

♪ My girls,
they always have my back ♪

♪ Even if it's out of whack ♪

- ♪ Bein' old is hard ♪

♪ But being in love
is harder ♪

♪ You love a man
for all your life ♪

♪ And then he croaks
in the middle of the night ♪

♪ What do you do
when you reach the end? ♪

♪ Look left, look right,
you still got friends ♪

♪ Oh, I love you all so much
I could just die ♪

- ♪ And I might ♪
- [chuckles]

all:
♪ Our hearts might be old ♪

♪ And yeah,
we might swing low ♪

- ♪ We love our cruise ships ♪
- Bon voyage!

All:
♪ And who just let it rip? ♪

- They have a nacho bar.

- All: ♪ You got your man ♪
- ♪ You got your man ♪

all: ♪ Well, I got
my girlfriends ♪

- ♪ And we'll be chuggin' ♪
- Choo-choo.

All: ♪ Till the world ends ♪
♪ 'Cause when your man ♪

- ♪ 'Cause when your man ♪
all: ♪ Walks out ♪

♪ And he don't walk back in ♪

♪ You'll be
clutchin' your pearls ♪

♪ You now have five
golden girls ♪

♪ Yee-haw ♪

[applause]

- Yee-haw!

We just knocked the ball
out of the park, bitch.

And at the end of the day,
we made country work

just like we said we would.

- This is the Rockin' OGs.

- ♪ Rockin' OGs ♪

- [screams]
♪ Callin' all grannies ♪

♪ Put them dentures
in the air ♪

♪ Crackin' this neck,
thank God for Medicare ♪

♪ Feelin' all yummy
just like them shrank tees ♪

♪ Cardiac arrest, what?
Bitch, please ♪

♪ Arthritis in my wrist,
joint pain in my knees ♪

♪ Can't laugh too hard,
crap, did I just pee? ♪

♪ Call me old, baby,
call me fire ♪

♪ Call me now
'cause I can now retire ♪

- ♪ How dare you look me
in the eye ♪

♪ Like I am about to die ♪

♪ Still got
this nasty girl inside ♪

♪ I keep your ass up
all night ♪

♪ I pop to the left
and pop to the right ♪

♪ Keep losing my teeth
but they'll pack a bite ♪

♪ Hold on,
did I just wet myself? ♪

♪ If you can handle this,
see you in hell ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Unless one of us
suddenly dies ♪

[laughter]

- ♪ Let's keep
these golden years alive ♪

- ♪ You might ask,
"How's your head?" ♪

♪ I'll be sexy and spicy
till the day I drop dead ♪

♪ Roll around
and wet the bed ♪

♪ My kitty cat sags
if I don't take my meds ♪

♪ Got the menses lining up ♪

♪ Even though I'm old,
I still like to what? ♪

♪ Call me a cougar
'cause I like them young ♪

♪ But if you're old
then you gotta be hung ♪

- ♪ Might be old
without no teeth ♪

♪ Grandpa's cane
is nice and sweet ♪

♪ No, I'm not
no midnight snack ♪

♪ But you could drop me,
cr*ck my back ♪

♪ Arth-a-ritis
is my middle name ♪

♪ I'm gramps the cramps
can relieve my pain ♪

♪ Salt and pepper
do it better ♪

♪ Snag you granny
for the sweater weather ♪

all: ♪ Keep this going
all night long ♪

♪ Actually,
not all night long ♪

♪ Go to bed at 3:00 p.m.

♪ Bingo starts at 5:00 a.m. ♪

- [vocalizes]
all: ♪ These are ♪

- ♪ Our golden years ♪
- ♪ Ahh ♪

all:
♪ No time for golden tears ♪

♪ Unless one of us dies ♪

- ♪ Let's keep ♪
- ♪ Let's keep ♪

- ♪ Let's keep ♪
- ♪ Let's keep ♪

♪ Let's keep
these golden years alive ♪

[laughter]
[applause]

- Give it up
for Old Dirty b*tches.

- ♪ Now, sway, sway ♪

♪ Not too hard,
don't wanna break ♪

- ♪ Old dirty bitch,
but she's on the b*at ♪

♪ Call it menopause
'cause mama's in heat ♪

♪ I may be 86
but I could slip your disk ♪

♪ Bounce up and down
but you know it's high-risk ♪

♪ I may be sweet,
but I got tea to spill ♪

♪ Can't keep it up?
Then you're out of the will ♪

♪ Will, will, will ♪

♪ Smack it like Will ♪

♪ Is Will my grandson? ♪

- ♪ Get back, get back ♪

♪ Make some room,
I got cataracts ♪

♪ I don't wanna break,
I don't wanna cr*ck ♪

♪ Help me up
when I fall on my back ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm still gonna slay
when I ain't in heels ♪

♪ In a wheelchair,
rims you wanna steal ♪

♪ Dancing on graves
and pushing up daisies ♪

♪ Let me get up
and slay with these ladies ♪

- ♪ The older the berry,
the sweeter the juice ♪

♪ All the younger men
want a chance to let loose ♪

♪ These other stank hos
trying to get real slick ♪

♪ But if you're talking trash,
you're gonna get the stick ♪

♪ The trade keeps comin',
asking me, "What's up?" ♪

♪ But they can't take it
when I fall ♪

♪ And I can't get up ♪

♪ All I need are my girls
and my butterscotch ♪

♪ Wanna know what time it is?
Bitch, check the watch ♪

- ♪ Hips givin' out,
don't do it like before ♪

♪ Still turnin' out,
now I'm hittin' the floor ♪

♪ Use to drop it hot
and now I drop it warm ♪

♪ "Baby, did you eat today? ♪

♪ I'll hit you with my purse
from the five and ten store ♪

♪ Just got a new hip,
so I'm givin' more ♪

♪ Just look at my dips,
can it get off the floor? ♪

♪ Oh, Jesus,
I feel like a whore ♪

- all: ♪ Titties on the floor ♪
- ♪ Floor ♪

- all: ♪ Asses even lower ♪
- ♪ Lower ♪

all:
♪ Wrinkles gettin' deeper ♪

♪ Crank it,
I'm a heavy sleeper ♪

[snores]

♪ We don't need no gold ♪

♪ No tea ♪

♪ We like to party
with our Poligrips ♪

- ♪ Time for some Poligrips ♪
all: ♪ Do it now girl ♪

♪ With my clique ♪

♪ We don't need
stiletto heels ♪

♪ Baby, the only things
we like are thick ♪

♪ Me and my girls
got golden hips ♪

- ♪ Now, sway ♪
- ♪ Sway ♪

- all: ♪ Sway ♪
- ♪ Sway ♪

all: ♪ Not too hard,
don't wanna break ♪

- ♪ Now, sway ♪
- ♪ Sway ♪

- all: ♪ Sway ♪
- ♪ Sway ♪

- all: ♪ Not too hard ♪
- ♪ Old dirty b*tches ♪

- Get the f*ck off my lawn.

[laughter]
[applause]

- ♪ The world is your runway ♪

Category is,

Tie-dye to die for.

Anetra.

- That's tie-dye for.
[both chuckle]

- Jax.

- You know what they say
about big hoops...

- What?
- That you're slutty

when you're wearing them.
[laughter]

- Loosey LaDuca.

- Cruella de Vil,

more like Cruella de Chill

'cause you look
like you're in the snow.

[laughter]

I'm really good at this.

- The Robin Fierce.

Now, she don't get cute.

She get drop-dyed gorgeous.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

"Hey, sis, it's Amethyst."
She's back!

Luxx Noir London.

Ooh.

- This is the toxic avenger now.

Feel old yet?
[laughter]

Salina EsTitties.

- Well, look
what the tide washed in.

- And by tide
you mean detergent.

- Obviously. [chuckles]
- Ooh.

- Marcia Marcia Marcia.

- Mom always said
don't play ball in the house.

- This never happens
when I get balls to the face.

- [chuckles]

Sasha Colby.

Yes, honey, this bitch
is painted.

- This is what it looks like
when I prolapse.

- [chuckles]
- Oh, dear.

- Aura.

- If Hillary would have worn
this pantsuit,

- she would have won.
- Thank you.

[laughter]

- For your consideration, Spice.

- You know what they say
about redheads.

They'll steal
your big green shoes.

[laughter]

- Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

- Oh, oh, oh.

- Somebody call the mover.

We gotta shaker.

[chuckling]

- Okay, sure.

- Welcome, queens.

This week, you performed
as groups.

But tonight,
you'll be judged individually.

Loosey LaDuca,

Luxx Noir London,

Salina EsTitties,

Marcia Marcia Marcia,

Spice,

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

Ladies, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

♪ ♪

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques

starting with Anetra.

- On the runway,
I think this is great.

- Thank you.

- Like, the girls
who I loved in high school

who always tied their sweatshirt

around their waist.
You know, and had

a scrunchie on their wrist.

That's my type.

- You had
some really fun lyrics.

Your energy, fantastic.

But you forgot your lyrics
a lot.

Gotta remember those lyrics

when you're doing a lip sync.

It's important.

- All right,
up next we've got Jax.

- The line "dancing on graves
and pushing up daisies,"

like, I'm gonna get
that tattooed to my back.

Like, it's... it's poetic.

- The orange jumpsuit,
I don't quite get.

'Cause it just looks
like you went

to where Donald Tr*mp
gets his spray tan.

- Ooh.
- [chuckles]

- You know that when you start
on that stage, it's game time.

Ironically, tonight,

I... there was
a little timing issue.

You're always just slightly
ahead of the b*at

so it threw you off a few times.

- You are not a chorus girl.

'Cause there's
a certain skill set

to sort of blending in
with the other performers

which is part of the challenge
in a girl group.

- Up next, The Robin Fierce.

- I'm gonna use a word for you

you're not gonna be happy about.

Safe.

I feel like you're holding back.

We lose you.

- Yeah, I would love to see
you push yourself all the way.

- There's something
holding you back

and I don't know
exactly what it is.

- I think
that I am not a gambler.

In my life,
I've seen people take risks

and it just doesn't work out
for them.

And I never, uh, want that
for myself.

Like, I know what works for me.
I know what I like.

Um, I don't even like
trying new foods all the time.

I stick to what I know.

- Yeah, yeah.

Here you are
in this competition.

If you're gonna swing big,

this would be
the place to do it.

- So now is the time.
- Yes.

- Up next,
it's Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- As soon as you took
center stage,

I was like,
"Oh, my God, that's a star."

- You were up there
with three other great queens

who were doing a k*ller job.

And you outshone them all.

- This, on the runway,
is wonderful.

You're always painted.
You're always done.

- Side note, when you're
back there with Marcia

and she thinks
that her makeup is done,

tell her, "Okay, you're
only halfway done."

- [chuckles]
- Okay? More.

More makeup.

- I'm gettin' her together.
- Okay.

Up next, Sasha Colby.

- Tonight you went so hard
into this rock character

it entered the zone
of just stupid

and we all know that is
our favorite zone to be in.

- [laughs]

- That's how you play this game.

- We want to see
someone who's fearless.

Someone who's willing
to go outside of their own box.

And you have done that.
You look fantastic tonight.

All right, thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Aura Mayari.

- This runway look is so sexy.

Like, this is
what I want to look like

on the red carpet.

Not that I do
the red carpet a lot.

[laughter]

- Your performance was so good.

I could not take
my eyes off of you.

- You were fantastic tonight.

Who knew, until tonight,

you had that kind
of power and presence.

- Yep.

I have a family at home

that have gone through a lot
in the past years,

and I'm just really happy
that I get to be here

and they get to celebrate this
at home.

And my dad is proud of me
wherever he is.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.
- [sniffles]

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the work room,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

♪ ♪

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

♪ ♪

Sasha Colby...

you're safe.

♪ ♪

Aura Mayari...

condragulations,
you are the winner

of this week's challenge.
[applause]

- [chuckles]
- You've won a cash prize

of $5,000.

- Thank you so much.

Bitch, I just won
my first challenge.

Dayum!

Did you hear that?

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks...

you are safe.

Anetra, Jax, The Robin Fierce...

This week, when judging
your charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, and talent,
we are splitting gray hairs.

♪ ♪

Anetra...

you are safe.

- Thank you.

[whispering] I love y'all.

- Jax, Robin,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are both
up for elimination.

- It's time to be
the fierce bitch

that I know that I am.

I have to stay
in this competition.

- The time has come...
[thunder rumbles]

For you to lip sync

for your life.

♪ ♪

Good luck.

And don't f*ck it up.

♪ ♪

- Come on, y'all.

♪ ♪

- Come on, y'all.

- ♪ I love it
in your room all day ♪

♪ When you're gone I like
to try on all your clothes ♪

♪ You won't regret it
if you let me stay ♪

♪ Teach you everything
that a boy should know ♪

♪ I'm alive
when I'm with you ♪

♪ Gonna make your dreams
come true ♪

- Come on.
- ♪ In your room ♪

- Come on. Come on.

- ♪ I feel good
in your room ♪

♪ Let's lock the world out ♪

♪ Feels so good ♪

♪ When we kiss ♪

♪ Nobody ever made me
crazy like this ♪

♪ I love it
in your room at night ♪

♪ You're the only one
who gets through to me ♪

♪ In the warm glow
of the candlelight ♪

♪ Oh, I wonder
what you're gonna do to me ♪

♪ I'll do anything
you want me to ♪

♪ I only want to be with you ♪

- As much as I love Robin,

I gotta send the bitch home.

- ♪ Feels good in your room ♪

♪ Let's lock the world out ♪

♪ Feels so good when we kiss ♪

- Come on.

- ♪ Nobody ever made me ♪

♪ Crazy like this ♪

- Whoo!
[cheering]

- ♪ In your room ♪

♪ ♪

♪ In your room ♪

- [chuckles]

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah!
- Ladies...

I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Jax... shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

- [whispering]
Thank you so much.

I love you so much.

- Robin...

you're a young queen,

but you'll be fierce forever.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you guys so much.

- [applause]
- I love you, Robin.

- Darling, win with a smile
and lose with a smile.

And, baby, she's still winning.
[chuckling]

I definitely wish
that I could have shown

a more fun side,
a more relaxed side.

But I am happy

to have been a part

of this "Drag Race" journey.

I'm one of the legendary girls
now, darling.

♪ ♪

- Condragulations, queens.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- All: Amen.
- All right.

Now, let the music play.

♪ A little bit of love ♪

♪ Goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up
to a brighter day ♪

♪ Can you feel the love ♪

Next time,
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You'll be starting in the reboot

of "The Daytona Wind."

- [laughter]
- Mother...

has arrived.

- [chuckles]

- Any hole is gold.

- I would watch
the sh*t out of that movie.

- Bored.

- Now you're trying
to piss me off

when I don't feel
like I did anything.

- And that's why I said
what I said.

- Ooh!

- ♪ A little bit of love
goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up
to a brighter day ♪

♪ A little bit of love ♪

♪ Goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Turn it around
when you up and say ♪

♪ Everybody say love ♪

♪ Love, love, love,
oh, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love,
oh, love, love ♪

♪ Love,
can you feel the love? ♪