05x02 - Lip Synch Extravaganza Eleganza

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- Previously on

RuPaul's Drag Race...

To make it in RuPaulywood,

you've gotta dive in

the deep end.

- Agh!

I can't do it.

I fail.

- Welcome to the slums of

Beverly Hills.

- Aah! Mommy!

- Ow! That's my leg.

You know, I have a feeling

you just like to be

the only pretty one.

- You're just...

like, so immature.

It's just really aggravating.

- Little bitty Serena,

she's f*cking irritating

the sh*t out of me.

- ♪ Serena Chacha ♪

Penny Tration.

Alaska.

Roxxxy Andrews.

You made rubbish look ravishing.

Condragulations.

- Oh!

- You're the winner

of this challenge.

Serena Chacha,

Shantay, you stay.

Penny Tration,

sashay away.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, look what Penny wrote.

- Aww.

- We love you, Penny Tration.

We're back in the workroom

after Penny was just eliminated,

and it's really hard 'cause

I'm really gonna miss her.

- All right, Penny,

here we go.

Bye-bye.

- All: Bye, Penny.

- I happen to have stumbled.

And that's okay.

I know that destiny

wanted the queens to see

how good of a performer I am.

Maybe that's what I needed for

the queens to really respect me.

- Well, I already thought

I was gonna be on the bottom.

It scared the sh*t out of me,

and I realized looking

at you guys competing,

I was like, "You know what?

That could've been me."

I just feel like

I'm different

from the rest of these girls,

you know.

My head, mentally, it's, like,

somewhere else.

- There was something

about Monica

at Penny's elimination.

She just wasn't happy

that we were safe.

- I thought Penny was revving up

for it at the beginning.

I was like, "Watch out, girl."

- Aw, does that mean you guys

were rooting for me?

Were any of you guys

wishing I went home?

- I love Penny.

And Penny and I have gotten c...

you know what I'm saying?

And I'm not trying to be a bitch

or anything,

but you've kind of gotten on

my nerves a little bit so far.

I'm upset because I really would

rather see Serena go home.

- Serena has annoyed me

to the point where

I can't say anything nice

about her.

I'm just gonna try my best

to avoid Serena,

and if she's gonna

get in my way,

I'm just gonna smack her

like a fly over a cow patty.

Just go home, bitch.

[dramatic music]

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and a cash prize

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And tonight,

extra special guest judges

Kristen Johnston

and Juliette Lewis.

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- ♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

[tires squeal]

- Rolaskatox...

- Is in the room!

- In the house.

- Ooh.

- Rolaskatox is Roxxxy,

Alaska, and Detox.

Rolaskatox.

It's the new prescription drug

for people who are gagging.

Sorry about it.

- It sounds like

a venereal disease.

[shouts and laughter]

[siren wails]

- Ooh, girl!

You got shemail.

My queens,

for the first time

in Drag Race history,

I am not going to say,

"For the first time

in Drag Race history ."

[laughter]

Now, the queen that doesn't know

her herstory

is destined to repeat it.

[contestants ohh]

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers and applause]

- Hi!

- Condragulations,

Serena Chacha.

You survived the first

lip-synch for your life.

- Yes!

- Let that be a lesson

to all of you.

To win $100,000,

you're going to need to put your

money where your mouth is.

Oh, pit crew!

[big band music]

- Ooh!

[laughter]

- What?

- Now, for today's

mini-challenge,

you need to pucker up

and impress me with the power

of your pie hole.

- Whoa.

- Using just your mouths,

I want to see winning

lip-synch performances

of my songs tr*nny Chaser,

Ladyboy,

and Peanut Butter,

all available on iTunes.

[laughter]

You'll be competing

in three groups,

and the best lip sync

from each round will win.

So put on some lipstick,

and then go for the glory.

[laughter and cheers]

[energetic techno music]

- There are some crazy lips

in this room.

Detox looks like the Joker.

Lineysha looks like

a painted peacock fantasy.

And Coco's looking like she just

fell into a vat of glitter.

- Ladies, assume the position.

[dramatic drum roll]

You do that all so well.

[laughter]

[RuPaul's tr*nny Chasers]

♪ Is some tr*nny chasers

up in here? ♪

♪ Welcome to my stratosphere ♪

♪ Fierce, fierce ♪

♪ Make a move ♪

♪ What you wanna do? ♪

♪ I ain't got no time

for no looky-loo, boo ♪

♪ Is some tr*nny chasers

up in here? ♪

♪ Let me make one thing clear ♪

♪ Fierce, fierce ♪

♪ Make a move ♪

♪ What you wanna do? ♪

♪ I ain't got no time

for no looky-loo, boo ♪

[laughter and applause]

That was awesome.

But one of you...

really, really...

popped.

[laughter and applause]

Serena Chacha.

- I won a mini-challenge.

Boom.

Take that, b*tches.

[gong crashes]

[RuPaul's Ladyboy]

- ♪ This groove

is for my girls ♪

♪ Little lady boys and girls ♪

[musical interlude]

[laughs]

♪ You got me

oh, oh, oh oh oh ♪

♪ You got me going ♪

♪ Oh, oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ This groove is for my girls ♪

♪ Little lady boys and girls ♪

[laughter]

- Wow.

- Whoo!

- The winner is this kisser

right...

here.

[cheers and applause]

Detox.

[laughs]

- My jaw hurts a little bit.

- Yeah, I bet.

[RuPaul's Peanut Butter]

- ♪ Peanut, peanut, peanut ♪

♪ Peanut, peanut, peanut

p-p-p-p peanut butter ♪

♪ Peanut butter,

peanut butter ♪

♪ Gonna walk right through

that door ♪

♪ Like before ♪

♪ High, high heels

on a hardwood floor ♪

♪ They all coming back

for more ♪

♪ Back, back for more ♪

♪ Get it up and do it right

this time ♪

♪ Act so fine ♪

♪ Spread that jelly ♪

♪ Spread it good ♪

♪ Peanut, peanut,

peanut, peanut ♪

♪ Peanut, peanut p-p-p-p ♪

♪ Peanut, peanut, peanut,

peanut, peanut,

♪ Peanut, peanut butter

work ♪

♪ Peanut butter,

peanut butter ♪

♪ Peanut butter,

peanut butter ♪

♪ Let me get another ♪

[laughter and applause]

Hungry, hungry holes.

Ooh.

Ivy Winters.

[cheers and applause]

Nice lip jobs, ladies.

But consider that

just a warm-up.

For this week's main challenge,

it's gonna be a lip-synch

extravaganza.

[queens cheer]

You'll be taking classic moments

from the herstory of Drag Race

and recreating them

in your own scene-stealing

viral videos.

You'll be lip-synching

to the spoken word, darling.

I'm Laura Linney, and this is

Masterpiece Theatre.

[laughter]

Serena Chacha, Detox,

and Ivy Winters,

you're team captains.

Serena, you choose first.

- Ms. Roxxxy Andrews.

- I want my Lasky.

- [laughs]

- Toxy!

- Lasky!

- Ms. Lineysha.

[laughter]

- Ms. Alyssa, come here, baby.

- Give me Monica.

- Ms. Vivienne.

- Ms. Jinkx,

come here, baby.

- Coco Montrese,

get your ass over here,

bitch.

- Ivy Winters,

take your pick.

I'm sorry, Jade, but I'm gonna

have to go with Honey.

- That's okay, girl.

- And that means Jade Jolie

goes with Serena Chacha.

- I'm not exactly, like,

the person

that would normally

be picked last.

That kind of pissed me off.

- Yay!

Welcome to our... team...

- Ladies, I need your lip syncs

to be as tight

and unforgettable

as your charisma,

uniqueness, nerve,

and talent.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best woman win.

- Our team gets an envelope,

and we are gonna be lip-synching

to a video of past seasons

of Untucked.

And we are doing season three's

Raja and Delta

and then the scene with

Shangela, Mimi, and Mariah.

Shangela.

- Shangela.

- Mariah.

Somebody has to be Mimi.

- I think you should be Mimi.

- I think I should be Raja.

- I think you're Raja,

hands down.

- Yeah, I'll do Mimi.

- Okay, guys, so let's just

finalize this.

We have Raja, we have Delta,

we have Shangela...

- I'm Delta?

I was pretty much ignored.

I kind of got dealt with

what was left.

If our team is in the bottom,

I am gonna throw Serena right

into the freaking pit.

- Coming up...

Jade, did you choose

to be Delta?

- Do it again.

- Can I have a second?

- Oh, but you want to

really fight.

- [screams]

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- So Ru tells us that

we will be reenacting scenes

from Untucked from seasons

two, three, and four.

- Aah!

- Season four.

- Season four.

- So we have

Ms. Lashauwn Beyond,

Jiggly Caliente,

Phi Phi O'Hara,

and my boyfriend,

Sharon Needles.

- We're Sharon and Phi Phi!

I call Phi Phi.

- No!

- I call Phi Phi.

- Okay, I'll be Sharon.

- I'll be the...Jiggly.

- You wanna do Jiggly?

And you'll be Lashauwn?

- Here we go.

- Phi Phi, I was not trying

to throw you under the bus.

- Girl, what you do best

is you act.

- Can you please

put a wonky eyelash on?

That's all I ask.

- Yes.

- This is gonna be sick, girl.

Anybody have any orange paint?

I know Phi Phi personally,

and I think she's

a lovely person,

but I'm taking this exaggeration

to the nth degree.

- [laughing]

Whoo!

- My foundation

is sickeningly dark,

and one of my lashes is gluing

one of my eyes shut.

That might be a little too dark.

- Um, Lineysha,

why don't you play Tyra?

- Tyra Sanchez.

I am doing season two.

We've got Morgan McMichaels,

Mystique, Tyra,

and Tatianna.

- There isn't anything else

to say.

- But why are you talking?

- Why are you talking?

- Because if I have a problem

with someone

or I have something to say to

someone, I say it to them.

If I don't like you,

I don't like you.

- Quite honestly,

I think Lineysha

is going to struggle

the most because of

the language barrier.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Hello, Ru.

- Hi.

- Team Serena Chacha.

- Hola, hola, hola.

- Serena, you're playing...

- Raja.

- Raja.

- Yes.

- Did you assign the roles

for each person?

- We did it evenly.

- Jade, who are you playing?

- I'm Delta.

- Did you choose to be Delta?

- No, I was kind of, um,

a team player and just

gonna work it out.

- Okay.

So Jinkx is Mimi Imfurst.

What about you, Roxxxy?

Who are you playing?

- I'm doing Mariah.

- Mariah, of course.

- Mm-hmm.

- And you're playing?

- Shangela Halleloo.

I put her in drag

for her very first time.

- You did?

- Yes.

- A family that drags

together...

- All: Stays together.

- As you well know,

one of the best queens who's

ever used spoken word

in lip sync is Lypsinka.

- Yep.

- She is famous

for using dialogue

from Joan Crawford

and Bette Davis films.

Absolutely the best.

So now, are you kids gonna

give me just a taste?

- Are you, like,

curious at all

as to why Stacy didn't, like,

immediately pick you?

- I smell fear in her,

and I tend to kind of...

not pick on her, but I'm just

very, like, hard on her.

- So you're reading

off the thing.

You haven't memorized it yet.

And you haven't done any

characterization yet of Raja.

[dramatic music]

- Um, well, she doesn't really

move very much.

- She would still

have character.

Bring it up.

- Bring it up. I can do it.

I can do it. I can do it.

- Y'all make it work, okay?

See you later. All right.

- Thank you.

- Just make up a character,

honey.

Make up a something.

- Team Detox.

- Hi, Ru.

- Now, I know you're doing

season four.

Who's playing Sharon?

Who's playing Phi Phi?

- Phi phi.

- Duh.

- You're Phi Phi?

[laughs]

And you're Sharon?

- Yeah.

- It's interesting.

You live with Sharon.

Why didn't you play Sharon?

- I do Sharon all the time.

- Yeah.

- [laughs]

Now, who are you two?

- Ms. Jiggly Caliente.

- Jiggly Caliente.

- I'm Lashauwn Beyond.

- Lashauwn Beyond.

- Yes.

- What is the key to doing this?

Have you ever done spoken word?

- Not that much.

- What's the biggest challenge

with this scene?

- Honest, just listening to

Phi Phi's voice over and over.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Well, I'm gonna let you kids

get back to it.

- All right, Ru.

- And make it special.

- Okay.

- Thank you, Ru.

- Ivy Winters.

- Hi, Ru.

- So you're doing season two.

- Yes.

- And who are you playing?

- I'm playing Morgan.

- And who are you playing?

- Tatianna.

- Tatianna, of course.

- Yes.

- And you are?

- Mystique Summers.

- Mystique Summers Madison.

I wanted to call her

Mystique Summers eve.

But she wasn't having it.

Okay, who are you?

- Tyra Sanchez.

- You're the other, other Tyra.

Can we hear a little bit

of Tyra and Tatianna?

- Sure.

- Tapped me on the shoulder.

- I tapped you on the elbow

first.

- If it bothered anyone,

if they would have just said,

"Could you keep it down?

It's bothering me,"

that had would've been fine.

- And I did that.

- If someone comes to you...

- [laughs]

- And saying you're obnoxious...

- I'm watching you lip-synch.

- Ah, okay.

- That's not how I started it,

though.

I tapped you on the shoulder.

First I-I said your name

across the room.

- Okay, well, you got a lot

of work to do.

Get at it.

- Thank you, Ru.

- All right, see ya.

- Mwah.

- All right, dolls.

Now, I warned you this is gonna

be a lip-synch extravaganza.

Read my lips.

[silent]

[laughter and applause]

- Queens: Bye.

- Bye, Ru.

[hip-hop music]

- Oh.

My train, girl, my train.

Our challenge this week

is to lip-synch

to a past scene from Untucked.

Where do you want me to be?

- Mimi over here, then.

- My team had to do scenes from

season three.

It's Shangela, Mimi Imfurst,

and Mariah.

- Boo, just 'cause you got

a sugar daddy

who pays for everything

for you...

- Bitch!

- Oh!

- Hey, hey.

- No, no, no, no.

- Okay, ready?

[beep]

- Boo, just 'cause you got

a sugar daddy

who pays for everything

for you...

- Bitch!

- Oh!

- Hey, hey!

- No, no, no, no. No.

- Oh, my gosh. Watch out.

Watch out, watch out, watch out,

watch out, watch out, watch out.

Anybody get hurt?

- Graceful.

Do it again. Come on.

Push play.

- Bitch!

- Oh!

- Hey, hey!

- No, no, no, no. No, no.

- [laughing]

- Do it again.

Do it again.

- Can I have just one second

to get this back on?

- Here.

- Just get it for her fast.

Ready?

Five, four...

- Oh, sh*t!

- Do it again.

Just roll it up.

- I will never look like that.

- True.

[dramatic music]

- Do it again.

- It is easier for you to say,

"Do it again," okay?

- Hold on.

- Can I have a second?

- Oh, but you want to

really fight.

- It got to the point where

I had to yell and scream

and snap at people

just to be heard in that group.

[choked up]

And this is too important to me

to let them get to me like this.

- Coming up...

- Sweetie, if I hit you...

- You already lost.

- That would take the lose away.

- Honey, you are already out.

- I'm really starting

to get annoyed.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- Our challenge today is

we have to lip-synch

from a past season.

The second scene is with myself

and Serena.

We're playing Delta and Raja.

- Like,

it's like a soccer player

from, like, Paraguay

or something,

mixed with, like, Afghanistan

and Charro.

- I wonder if people

talk about us this way.

- At the end,

when you hear,

"I wonder if they talk about us

this way,"

you turn to us like you just

heard the entire conversation

or whatever.

- Okay.

- Then I'll just pass out.

I come from

an arts school environment,

and I believe that drag

is performing gender

through various skills, like

makeup as a form of painting,

fashion as a form

of self-sculpture,

and showmanship

through performance.

- I wonder if people talk

about us this way.

[coughs]

- Serena playing Raja...

that was really bizarre.

- All right.

How'd you guys feel about that?

I feel good.

[clapping]

How did you guys feel?

- Oh, my God.

We're so gonna be on the bottom

because of you.

- All right, ladies.

- All right.

The first scene that

my team is performing

is a catfight between

Morgan McMichaels

and Mystique Summers

from season two.

- Go fix your hair.

- I don't need some...

- Fix your mug.

- I don't need to fix my mug,

bitch.

- Honey, you do need to fix

your mug.

- Sweetie. Sweetie.

- You do need to...

- I don't gotta hit your ass

to probably get voted off,

bitch.

- Hit me. Do it.

- Walk off. Step off, bitch.

- Do it.

- Lineysha's acting crazy.

- Okay, let's do it again.

- We should be working

as a team,

and she's goofing off

and playing around.

- Don't be, like, banging

'cause the argument's

mainly about

what Morgan and Mystique

are saying.

- Hit me.

- Sweetie, if I hit you...

- You already lost.

- That will take the lose away.

- Honey, you are out. Lost.

- That will take the lose away.

- You already lost.

- I think Lineysha wants

all the eyes on her,

and I'm really starting

to get annoyed.

- Ooh.

- I'm playing Tatianna

in a scene where

Tatianna and Tyra are bickering

back and forth.

- If I don't like you,

I don't like you.

- And I don't like you.

Are you happy?

I don't like you.

- I was not talking to you.

- I'm saying it to your face.

Then why are you looking

in my direction?

- Ugh.

- I don't like you.

- I was not talking to you.

- I'm saying it to your face.

Then why are you looking

in my direction?

- [laughs]

Lineysha was the worst person

to work with,

but her performance as Tyra

was awesome.

She was so on point.

Um, she's one

to be reckoned with.

- Okay.

My team has two scenes

to reenact from season four,

one of which is between Phi Phi

O'Hara and Sharon Needles.

- Do you really think I'm upset

that I didn't get a cruise?

- The only thing

you keep saying is,

"I promised Alaska one thing,

"and that was to bring her back

a trip.

[whiny voice]

Why didn't I get a cruise?"

- I will say that

I really wanted a cruise,

but I wanted the $100,000 more.

And look. Guess what.

We got both.

[laughs]

- Do you really think I'm upset

that I didn't get a cruise?

- The only thing

you keep saying is,

"I promised Alaska one thing,

and that was to bring her back

a trip."

- I'm doing an okay job,

but luckily,

Phi Phi does this a lot,

so I can do that

to cover the fact

that I don't know what

she's saying.

- It's bullshit.

- No, you're bullshit.

- [laughs]

- That was a lot better.

- Hell, yeah. That was fun.

- Our second scene is between

Jiggly and Lashauwn.

- I'm not here to make

best buddies, bitch.

This is not RuPaul's

Best Friend Race.

- No sh*t, Sherlock.

- Of course, I get to be

Lashauwn Beyond,

who has a little bit of problem

with her makeup.

I'm not saying that I do,

'cause I think I'm beautiful.

And then Monica

got to be Jiggly...

after the weight loss.

- If you lacking one thing

somebody else ain't lacking,

then shut the f*ck up.

- I didn't say anything about

you going on the runway,

looking like that.

I said nothing about your look.

- Okay, really quick,

Monica,

you're fumbling a little bit

on the lines,

so when you're doing that,

just act up.

Just get nasty with it.

- Okay.

- If you lacking one thing...

- [muttering lines]

- Somebody else ain't lacking,

then shut the f*ck up.

- Monica started

to talk her lines,

when we're supposed to be

lip-synching.

It kind of threw me off

a little bit.

I felt like I was just

letting you have it

'cause you didn't throw it back

at me.

Throw it back at me.

- This is not RuPaul's

Best Friend Race.

- No sh*t, Sherlock.

- Ew.

- I'm like, "Ugh,

I'm f*cking it up."

I'm not focused, and I don't

have my 100% in this competition

because I have so much going on

in my head.

- I feel like Monica

gets a little bit nervous,

so I'm hoping that

she shakes out of that.

[dramatic music]

- Rolaskatox is in the building.

- Ding-dong!

- It's always a little tense

on elimination day.

- I do not want to be in

the f*cking bottom.

- We won't be in the bottom.

I promise.

- We're sort of looking

around the room

to see who's gonna be on

the chopping block.

- Something's a little different

with Monica.

I'm not sure exactly what it is,

but there's something

on her mind.

You all right?

[sad music]

- I have so much on my mind,

and I don't want to be here.

I'm petrified to tell these

girls my huge secret.

I don't know how they're gonna

take it.

[crying]

It is hard being here.

- Listen, you're here

for a reason.

You could tell inside

she's just breaking down.

I don't think she's all here

at the competition.

[dramatic music]

- [laughing]

[music crescendos]

[RuPaul's Cover Girl]

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

And what?

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Michelle Visage.

- Darling, this is the best set

of queens yet.

- From your lips to God's ears,

darling.

- Mwah.

- Well, shut my mouth.

It's Santino Rice.

- Oof, my fair lady.

- Kristen Johnston,

how are you doing tonight?

- I can't believe it,

but I'm actually very attracted

to you right now.

- [laughs]

Juliette Lewis,

you look g-g-g-gorgeous.

- Thank you.

I'm happy to be here.

- This week,

our queens paid lip service

to Drag Race herstory.

And tonight, they've come

dressed to impress.

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

Coming up...

- The lip-synching was

completely off.

- What the "F"?

- I don't want to see boobs

when I'm at Drag Race.

- [laughing]

[laughing]

[electronic music]

- Commence shakedown.

- First up, Lineysha Sparx.

Gorgeous. Look at those legs.

- I'm looking Latina.

I feel caribena.

Totally flawless.

- I wore that at the beach

last week.

- [laughs]

I'll meet you at the cabana.

- [laughs]

Oh, yeah.

Honey Mahogany.

Caftan realness.

- I'm feeling pretty fierce.

This look is gonna slay

the judges.

- Juliette, is she wearing

a Cape Fear?

- [laughs]

- Hello!

- Ivy Winters.

Wow.

- Oh.

- Now, that's what I call

stiletto.

- Being a circus queen,

I decided to pull out my stilts,

and I did a butterfly goddess

look.

- Does anybody have a really big

butterfly net?

- [laughs]

- Mwah.

- Vivienne Pinay.

- She's got her own stilts.

Check 'em out.

- Yes.

Sissy that walk, honey.

- I'm wearing a sick gold dress,

low cut, very short,

looks f*cking fierce.

- Little Grecian goddess.

- Oh, mighty !sis-is-is-is.

- [laughs]

- Alyssa Edwards.

- [barking]

- I think she's choking her dog.

- I have my clutch

in my left hand

and my baby chinchilla

in my right,

and I'm serving Rodeo Drive

fishness.

- She walks like

a dressage horse.

[laughter]

- Serena Chacha,

representing Panama.

- That's it.

- You can't even fit that

through the Panama Canal.

- Walking around

in this carnival costume

from the Republic of Panama

is a dream come true.

- Pants-off dance-off.

- [laughing]

Yeah.

- Jade Jolie.

It's the missing Ringling

sister.

- Screw the rainbows.

Give me leather.

- I'm serving up real

lion tamin' realness.

Bitch, send in the clowns.

- [laughs]

- Our little Jade

is all grown up.

Roxxxy Andrews.

If Cher had breastfed,

this is what she'd look like.

- I like to have the fringe

going down my boobicles

and on my booty and want to try

and win two times in a row.

- Tita Turtur.

- Turtur.

- Tina titties.

- [laughs]

- Jinkx Monsoon.

Hollywood glamour.

- Meets space.

- I am serving up

Hollywood 3012,

space-agey and beautiful.

- Very 3rd Rock From the Sun.

- Yes!

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

- Oh, yeah.

- Can you pay

my telephone bills?

- [laughs]

- My moneymaker is my face.

I know for a fact

that I'm beautiful.

- That is a nice ass.

- And it's not padded.

Natural-born thriller.

Alaska.

The 49th state.

- I'm trying to give sass

and flirt

and be cute

and sell this garment, sweetie.

- Party girl on her way home.

- Oops, I left my phone inside.

- Coco Montrese.

- This is Patti Labelle

meets Ziggy Stardust.

- Yes.

- Yes.

- I love fetish,

so I thought I'd give Santino

a little bit of something to

dream about tonight

while he's at home.

- You better "ass" somebody.

- Damn, girl.

Detox.

- Ohh.

- Snow White and the hunty man.

- Tonight I am wearing

an over-the-top gown

and feeling really sickening.

- How many black cocks

had to die for that outfit?

- [guffaws]

[laughing]

- Welcome, ladies.

Let's take a look

at your viral videos.

First up,

team Serena Chacha.

In the Interior Illusions

Lounge,

Shangela and Mariah

confronted Mimi Imfurst.

- You told them

you could do glamour

and you were high-fashion.

Do you feel that you delivered

that today?

That's the question.

- No, but I don't think

that was the challenge.

- Don't tiptoe

around the answer.

The thing is,

you just told us

that what you do is camp.

- You'll never be glamour.

- Boo, just 'cause

you got a sugar daddy

who pays for everything

for you...

- Ooh!

- I've never had a sugar daddy.

If I wanted a sugar daddy,

yes, I probably could go out

and get one,

because I am what?

Sickening, bitch!

- Hey, hey!

- No, no, no, no.

[laughter]

- Meanwhile, in the bar,

Delta gossiped with Raja.

- Manila was just that,

like, amalgamation

of every Asian stereotype.

- She was, like, Chinese,

Japanese,

dirty knees,

look at these.

Remember that?

- Right, like,

she's like a place in France

where the naked ladies dance.

- She was Cambodi-China-no.

- She was, like,

middle-America's interpretation

of Asian people, but when they

call them Oriental.

- [laughs]

I wonder if people talk about us

this way.

[coughs]

- All right.

[applause]

- Watching Serena was like

watching an old Chinese movie.

[silent]

- Next up, team Ivy Winters.

In the gold bar,

Tyra defended her singing,

which infuriated Tatianna.

- I'm not gonna replay it

because I already know

what happened,

and you already know

what happened.

- Okay, well, then...then

there's nothing else to say.

- I'm not replaying it with you

over and over again.

There isn't anything else

to say.

- But why are you talking?

- Why are you talking?

- Anyway, if you have a problem

with someone, address it.

And that's probably why

I seem like a bitch.

If I don't like you,

I don't like you.

- And I don't like you.

Are you happy?

I don't like you.

- I was not talking to you.

- I'm saying it to your face.

Then why are you looking

in my direction?

[laughter]

- Back in the lounge,

things were getting heated

between Morgan and Mystique.

- Go fix your hair.

- I don't need to.

- Fix your mug.

- I don't need to fix my mug,

bitch!

- Honey, you do need to fix

your mug.

- Sweetie.

- You have no manners.

- How do I have no...no manners?

- No class and no manners.

- No class, no manners?

You piss me off some more,

I will whoop your f*cking ass.

Bitch, I am from Chicago.

[laughter and applause]

- I'm actually super confident

that I'm gonna be the winner

of the challenge

because I feel like

I turned it out.

- Next up, team Detox.

In the gold bar,

Jiggly was mad at Lashauwn.

- I'm not here to make

best buddies, bitch!

- Neither am I.

- I'm not here

to be your friend.

Then shut the f*ck up!

You been everybody's B.F.F.

and ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki.

No.

- Clearly, I don't get along

with you.

- That's fine.

I don't have to be your friend.

This is not RuPaul's

Best Friend Race.

- No sh*t, Sherlock.

- Back in the lounge,

Sharon defended herself

for calling Phi Phi O'Hara

cutthroat.

- I wasn't tarnishing your...

- Bullshit.

- I said you were cutthroat

and you hogged that

choreography, which is true.

- Because I'm f*cking fierce,

and I'm good at what I do?

- No, you're the one

that f*cking lied,

saying I'm just here for a trip.

We all know that's a joke.

- Bullshit.

Every f*cking time.

It's bullshit.

- No, you're bullshit.

[laughter and applause]

- Oh, my lord.

- Ladies, you all did

an amazing job.

But one group was more

in synch than the others.

The winner of this week's

main challenge is...

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Coming up...

- Is that a prosthetic nose?

- You were like Chewbacca

in drag.

- Is this really your best drag?

- [sobbing]

- [laughing]

[laughing]

Ladies, one group was more

in synch than the others.

The winner is...

team Ivy Winters.

- Yay!

[laughs]

Yay.

- But one of you really

lip-smacked the competition...

Lineysha Sparx.

- [laughs]

- Oh.

[applause]

- You've won a couture latex

outfit from Siren Latex,

plus immunity from elimination

next week.

- [laughing]

- You may leave the stage.

- Yes.

- Ladies, it's time for

the judges' critiques.

Alyssa Edwards.

- Your Shangela lip-synching

was...

- Was better than Shangela.

[laughter]

- I do a bit of acting myself

on the side.

But I love

when people transform,

and I didn't recognize you.

- That's a good thing.

- Yeah.

- Serena Chacha.

- What the "F" was with that

little teeny flag?

You come out with this ginormous

thing and, like,

♪ Do do-do do-do do-do ♪

- The panties are almost abuela,

grandma panties.

And the lip-synching

was completely off.

- It was just kind of

uncomfortable to watch too.

- Roxxxy Andrews.

- Mariah...it was a

great lip-synch,

and you gave it

over-the-top Mariah-isms.

- With all the fringe

hanging down and the color,

I thought that you were like

Chewbacca in drag.

- [gasps]

- Shut up, Santino,

because that's perfection.

- [laughs]

- Come on.

- All right, Jinkx Monsoon.

- The hair was a little thirsty.

- I tried to tease it,

but I just pissed it off,

I know.

- [guffaws]

- Yeah, it's that...

- Your Mimi...I couldn't

take my eyes off you.

You're bananas,

and I love it.

- Jade Jolie.

- Your Delta...work!...

was hilar.

- Thank you.

- You should've practiced

with that whip, though,

a little bit more.

If you're gonna walk

with a whip,

you better cr*ck that sh*t.

Am I allowed to say whip?

- [laughs]

- Just kidding.

- [laughs]

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

- Jiggly's probably

one of the biggest characters,

and you let that

completely go away.

- Also, on your runway as well,

I don't know, maybe you're sad

today or it's a hard day.

You're kind of disconnected.

- Monica, tell me.

What's on your mind?

- It's true,

what you're saying.

There is a lot

going through my head.

I feel I'm not here.

[crying]

I've just been

holding a secret in

and trying so hard, and...

- What secret?

[sad music]

- I'm not just a drag queen.

I'm a transgendered woman.

♪ ♪

Ever since I got here,

I've been lying to myself

and to other people.

[sobbing]

I'm a transgender woman.

The only way I'm gonna be able

to give 100%, if I come clean.

I feel like I'm not

being myself.

Every day is hard.

- I invited you here

because you are fierce.

You deserve to be here,

and that's why you're here.

You have to believe in yourself,

and the only person

who does not believe is you.

Stay strong,

Monica Beverly Hillz.

- I will.

- I think she's here now.

- I think you're here too.

- It felt good to say that.

- Monica has been through

everything.

Right now, she's my hero.

She's the strongest girl

in this competition.

- All right.

Alaska, the 49th state.

- Hi.

- The Phi Phi...

♪ Genius ♪

- Is this really your best drag?

- This is actually Detox's

best drag.

- [guffaws]

[laughter and applause]

Coco Montrese.

- I think everything

is flawless.

You're yummy.

- If it ever comes down

to lip-synching against Coco,

I fear for each and every

one of you

because she is no joke.

- Thank you so much.

- ♪ Detox ♪

- Your Sharon Needles scared me.

- [laughing]

- And that's hard.

- You've been around

a little bit,

I can tell, right?

- Oh, what are you

trying to say?

- Been there, done that.

Just a little vibe of that

coming from you.

Just loosen up a little bit

on everything.

- It's a shock to hear

that I'm overconfident.

This is something that I've been

wanting to do for years,

and to finally be here,

I'm humbled.

- Well, my queens,

I think we've heard enough.

While you enjoy

an Absolut cocktail

in the Interior Illusions

Lounge,

the judges and I

will deliberate.

[engine revs]

All right, now,

just between us "goyls"...

Alyssa Edwards.

- She revealed

this whole other talent

with the lip-synching.

- I love her mouth so much.

It's very hard for me

to take everything else in.

I get hypnotized.

- All right, Serena Chacha.

- I have a special place

in my heart for Raja,

and she got nothing right.

Don't swim in the big pond

until you got your little

floaties on, girlfriend.

- I see improvement.

Is it enough improvement?

I'm not sure.

- Roxxxy Andrews.

- Her performance as Mariah,

it was spot-on.

- Yeah.

- But I don't want to see boobs.

I mean...

- Why are you sitting

next to Michelle, then?

- I don't want to see boobs

when I'm at Drag Race.

- Jinkx Monsoon.

- This is not meant

to be offensive,

but is that a prosthetic nose

tonight?

- No, that is her real nose.

- Oh, my God.

- So do you think that,

the way she shaded it,

it looked almost

Alice the Goon-ish?

- Yeah.

- That said,

she's certainly the best actress

up there.

I mean, she's phenomenal.

- Jade Jolie.

- Had it not been for

her portrayal of Delta,

that whole thing would've been

unwatchable.

- I'm a little bored.

You know, come on.

Fat suit, funny.

- Monica Beverly Hillz,

who confessed to us

that she actually is

in the middle of transitioning.

- Good for her.

I think she looks great.

She's gonna have a great life.

- But she didn't embody

any Jiggly.

She could've gone all the way

and blacked out some teeth.

- Yes!

You could've even done

her expression,

you know, that, like...

- [guffaws]

- I don't see the performer.

- Alaska.

- Her Phi Phi was fantastic.

- I actually think her

performance really failed.

I thought it was over the top

in not a funny way.

- Coco Montrese.

- She is such a badass.

The lip-synching she had down

to a tee.

- Her Lashauwn was beyond

Lashauwn.

- Detox.

- Flawless and beautiful.

- It just didn't do it for me.

She didn't do it for me.

She kind of feels like

she's figured it all out.

You love her.

We get it.

- No, I love all of them.

- Silence!

I've made my decision.

- Thank God.

- [mumbles incoherently]

- [laughs]

- [laughing]

[laughing]

Welcome back, ladies.

Based on your performances

in this week's challenge

and on the main stage,

I've made some decisions.

[suspenseful music]

Monica Beverly Hillz,

please step forward.

Serena Chacha.

Monica,

your performance this week

was a little too Jiggly

and not enough caliente.

And, Serena,

as team leader,

you forgot to cover

your own ass.

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are

both up for elimination.

The rest of you...

may join the other girls.

- It was no surprise to me

that I was gonna be

on the bottom two.

[sighs] I should've said

something earlier.

- Bottom two again.

f*ck my life.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me,

to save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come...

to lip-synch...

for your life.

- Sorry, Serena.

I'm gonna lip-synch

for my m*therf*cking life.

- Good luck.

And don't f*ck it up.

- ♪ La-la la la ♪

♪ I want you to love me ♪

♪ Like I'm a hot ride ♪

♪ Uh, yeah ♪

♪ I wanna make you beg for it ♪

♪ Then I'ma make you ♪

♪ Swallow your pride ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Want you to make me feel ♪

♪ Like I'm the only girl ♪

♪ In the world ♪

♪ Like I'm the only one ♪

♪ That you'll ever love,

like I'm the only one ♪

- I think I'm the bigger

contender, honestly.

I think I have a lot more

than she has.

- ♪ Only one ♪

♪ Take me for a ride ♪

- Oh, my God.

Serena did a split.

Oh, wait, she did that

last time.

- ♪ High, high ♪

♪ Let me make you

first, first ♪

♪ Make it last all night ♪

♪ Want you to make me feel ♪

♪ Like I'm the only girl ♪

♪ In the world ♪

- Monica is slaying the hell

out of Serena,

and I'm very happy.

Serena can get the hell out of

here.

- ♪ In the world ♪

♪ Girl in the world ♪

- [laughing]

Whoa!

[laughter and applause]

- Ladies,

I've made my decision.

Monica Beverly Hillz,

shantay, you stay.

- [exhales]

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

- Serena Chacha,

you are a young

and talented queen

with so much more

to show the world.

Keep on keeping on, Pana-mama.

Now sashay away.

- Thank you.

It sucks.

I feel like there was a lot more

to offer.

But there's nothing

I would change,

except for not being

team captain.

To the other queens,

pick up a book and go read.

- One dozen queens,

one step closer

to becoming America's

next drag superstar.

Now remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell

you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- All: Amen!

- Now let the music play.

[RuPaul's The Beginning]

♪ ♪

♪ Get, get, get, get ♪

♪ Get it right ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ The beginning ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ Of the rest of your life ♪