03x04 - Totally Leotarded

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03x04 - Totally Leotarded

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- Previously on

RuPaul's Drag Race...

- Her name is Mimi Imfurst,

but she's not first.

And I don't even think

she's second.

[exclamations]

- Alexis and I, as the twinbots,

we delivered.

both: Dragonauts away.

- All right, Miss Raja.

- India Ferrah.

Her clone does not sleep alone.

Mimi Imfurst.

- I think that I stand a good

chance of winning this one.

- Oh, damn the rules.

Let's call it a tie.

Shangela, Alexis,

you've won this challenge.

- Ooh!

- Delta Work, Shante, you stay.

Phoenix, sashay away.

And tonight...

It's time to get

totally leotarded.

[exclamations]

The dolls get physical.

- Feel it.

- [laughs]

And it ain't always pretty.

- Whoo-whoo-whoo.

- And extra-special

guest judges

fitness guru Susan Powter

and Latoya Jackson.

The winner of

RuPaul's Drag Race

will receive a lifetime supply

of Kryolan professional makeup,

headline Logo's Drag Race tour,

featuring cocktails perfected

by Absolut,

and a cash prize of $75,000.

And may the best woman win.

- Eh.

- Poor Phoenix.

- Delta, you got rid of her.

- Oh, she said boots.

Phoenix is gone, and it's a new

day, it's a new challenge,

and I feel totally reenergized.

Raja, get ready to write

your name on here later.

[laughter]

- We won, girl.

- I'm a little surprised that

Shangela and Alexis won.

I think that I sort of went

a little outside the box

and was a little more sci-fi.

I felt like I got really close

to winning

the first challenge too.

- Mimi really does think

that Mimi's first.

- I mean, it's hard.

It's like, you know, you don't

want to be second best.

You want to be best.

- Really, I just didn't wanna

hear her talk.

[alarm blares]

- Ooh!

Girl, you've got she-mail.

Hello, drag stars.

all: Hi.

- If you wanna win this race,

you've gotta feel the burn.

So stretch, bend over,

and take it

like America's

next drag superstar.

Let me hear your body talk.

And remember...

- Ow!

- No pain, no gain.

[laughing]

- Oh, my god.

- Ooh, girl.

- Oh, my god.

- Let me hear your body talk.

- Girl, you don't wanna hear

what this one has to say.

[laughter]

- Well, we just lost, girl.

I just lost.

- Hello, hello, hello!

all: Hey.

- Do you know what time it is?

It's time to get leotarded.

- Oh.

- In this bag is a drag queen's

best friend

and worst kept secret...

duct tape.

all: Oh.

- Now for today's

mini-challenge, you'll become

drag MacGyvers to customize

a sporty fashion leotard using

only these rolls of duct tape.

But first, you'll need

to split up into groups of two

and one group of three.

- Delta, Stacy.

- Immediately, Mimi decides it

needs to be

the three

plus-sized queens together.

- You three here? Okay.

- The last thing I wanna do is

be on a team with Mimi.

Like, that's the last thing that

I wanna do.

- Ready?

Steady...

Tape!

[shrieking]

- Whatever I 'm doing to you

in pink, you do to me in purple.

Carmen and I have a bunch

of neon colors.

And so our idea is to do, like,

a super '80s,

kinda '90s workout leotard.

Girl, my tuck.

- Whoo!

- Sorry, I didn't mean to touch

your d*ck.

- Don't worry.

- Alexis and I came up with the

concept of corsets, bustiers,

with a little bit of ruffle.

- Whoo, sister,

you got me together.

Hallelu.

Good thing I didn't need

those ribs.

Get up in there.

Ow, ow.

- This looks like a trash bag,

completely.

I mean, it really looks bad.

This is a disaster.

This looks horrible, and we're

completely mismanaging the time.

- Start over?

- Yeah.

- Get over here.

Come here, Stace.

- Sorry.

- We ought to tape these

into your ear.

- Your braid.

- Oh, my god!

I love it, I gotta wear it.

- One, two, three, go.

They're not gonna close.

The boots aren't gonna close.

- Oh, sh*t,

something just popped.

- Okay, ladies, time's up.

Wow.

Ooh-wee, y'all are leotarded.

Let's see how

my designing queens did.

Alexis and Mariah...

Category is duct tape.

- Alexis and I,

our outfits came out nice.

I feel good about what we did,

and I might even save it

for later.

- Let them have it.

Next up, Yara and Raja.

Letting them have it

in a Flashdance effect.

Carmen and Manila...

she's wearing

her duct tape iPod.

- We're giving fierce

jazzercise realness.

- Yes, ooh, la-la.

Shangela and India,

serving desert storm.

Yes, she's looking

for a few good men.

Last but not least,

Stacy, Delta, and Mimi...

The Supremes are back.

- There were parts

of the leotard

that didn't fit properly.

Everyone in the room

is looking at me,

and it's a really

uncomfortable feeling.

- Okay...

[laughing]

- That whole group

with Mimi, Delta, and Stacy

looked like two sisters

that had gotten pulled

into a girl group that they

didn't wanna be a part of.

- Okay, gym bunnies...

Now I've seen your leotarded

outfits, and...

The winning team is

Manila and Carmen.

- Ah! Wheeee!

- Condragulations, ladies.

Come on up.

Do you know what time it is now?

It's time

to get totally leotarded!

- Oh!

[applause]

- Now, a great drag queen knows

how important it is

to keep her charisma,

uniqueness, nerve,

and talent in tip-top shape.

So for this week's main

challenge, you are going to

produce your very own

inspirational workout videos.

[applause]

Yes.

Now, Manila and Carmen,

you are the captains

for this team challenge.

Manila, you won the toss.

Who do you pick first?

- Raja.

Thank god I won the coin toss.

Gag.

I want Raja because Raja is

the only person I've seen here

that's actually done a sit-up.

- All right, Carmen,

who do you choose?

- Hmm, I want a big girl.

I want Delta.

- All right.

- My first pick is Delta

because I wanted to form

the prettiest group,

you know what I mean, so I

picked the prettiest big girl.

- Shangela.

- Mariah.

- Mimi.

- Ah!

- So I choose Yara.

- Alexis.

- Yes.

- I love Stacy,

but I already got my big girl.

So I 'm gonna choose India.

- I get Stacy.

- Yay.

- No shade, girl, no shade.

I've come to realize that if

this was gonna be

a workout challenge,

they were gonna leave

the big bitch behind, honey.

- Captain Manila...

Captain Carmen...

you're in charge of assigning

each queen an exercise

and creating a sporty team look.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best woman win.

All right.

- What's the...what's the name

of our video?

- It has to be hysterical.

- Transform yourself.

From flab to fierce.

- Mm.

- I have this idea.

What if I painted myself to look

like I was 85,000 years old,

and I was like, it's,

"Do you like my big ball?"

[giggles]

- What?

- Mimi gets that whole Miminess

of it all,

and it's driving me up the wall.

Shut up.

Shut the f*ck up.

- I'm gonna do the stepper.

- You said you wanted something

with your boobs?

- The boob shaker thingy.

- So she has the shake weight.

- Titty shaker girl.

- Is that funny?

- No, you should just call it

the shake n' bake weight,

and you just shake and bake,

do it from this side.

- That's right, that's right.

- You can do it from this side.

- There's times when I feel like

I'm not heard,

because a lot of people

in this competition

like to talk over you.

- I can do the jump rope; what

can you do with jump roping?

- Chuck-a-rope.

- [giggles]

- What about chuck-a-rope?

- Okay, yep.

- Our challenge today is to

create a workout video in teams.

- I want us to look like,

kinda like a rainbow.

Like Skittles.

You do blue, and you do green.

Do red. Do red.

I think I'm a good leader.

I think I'm a great leader.

I'm really good

at judging things.

- Something tastic,

since it's elastic.

- No.

- I listen to people.

- You can put one in here.

- No.

- Like, I could...I could this

one, like...

- No.

- Carmen is so bossy.

- Okay.

But what is that gonna be for?

I don't know if Delta's gonna be

able to do that.

- This is gonna be about

physical fitness,

and I'm completely terrified.

The fact is,

I sit before you 350 pounds.

And I would say not a week goes

by that I don't get a letter

from someone commenting on what

a pig I am, or how ugly I am.

Jesus Christ, I feel sick.

Thank you for picking me.

- Of course, you're my girl.

Delta really needs to work on

her self-confidence issues

because she's flawless.

I think she's sickening,

you know what I mean?

And...it's a shame.

- So we're doing busted, right?

- Don't look, like,

too crazy busted.

- And we're doing garage doors?

- Garage doors, girl.

One color on your eye.

- Where'd you hear garage doors?

- One of my friends from Texas

was, like,

making fun of some queens.

She was like, "that bitch came

out with blue garage doors

on her eyes."

- [chuckles]

I'm sitting here thinking

it's an industry term.

I was like, mm-hmm, yeah,

garage doors, girl.

- Hello, hello, hello!

all: Hi.

- How are my little endorphin

junkies doing?

Team Carmen, right?

all: Yes.

- Now I wanna hear all about

your workout video.

Now India, did you choose

your expertise?

- I was assigned.

I got the rubber tug.

- Oh, have you ever used one

before?

- No. I don't know nothing

about exercising.

I don't work out, I don't have a

gym membership.

And I 'm like, "oh, god,

this could be good or bad."

- What about you, Yara?

- It's called echar pa'lante.

- Oh, help me with that.

- It means move forward.

You wanna look like this, you

gotta work it out, darlin'.

So echar pa'lante.

- Work it out.

- [giggles]

All right, Delta?

- So I'm going

to shake and bake.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah.

- Delta, can you come over and

show me what you've done there?

I'm already inspired.

- Well, we're gonna start with

the weight here.

- Yeah.

- So it's gonna go up and down.

- Ooh, ooh.

- And then you're gonna go...

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

- Do you feel it?

- Shake it, don't break it.

Oh, yeah.

I think I just lost five pounds!

- Feel it.

Ha, ha!

- Stacy, you better come up with

something quick.

- Okay, we need to come up with

something else

because I just heard "shake

and bake" over there.

- Well, we'll just change

the name of it.

- What are you thinking, Stacy?

- Spritz stick.

- What?

- A spritz stick.

- What the hell's

a spritz stick?

- I do think that Stacy's

a lovely person.

And you know, we'd probably have

a really fantastic time

listening to bullfrogs and

drinking sweet tea in the

backwoods that she lives in.

But I would lose my mind if we

had to be on the bottom

because of her.

- Well, hello, ladies.

all: Hello.

- Manila,

you're the team captain.

- Yes.

- What is your area of expertise

in this workout video?

- The step and strap.

Works your core muscles.

You bend down and strap your

heels together.

- Have you done it yourself?

Have you tried it yet?

- Girl, no.

- No.

Great, just let the camera roll,

and step and strap.

- Yeah.

- Manila was just clueless.

You have to be prepared

in front of Ru.

- Stacy, do you have

an area of expertise

that you're doing in the video?

- My name's actually

the sit and shake.

- The sit and shake?

- Lets you eat your chips.

And while you're doing that,

feeding your face,

you can just shake it off,

like, you know?

- I like it.

Yeah, but what if you don't have

one of these things here?

- A can of soup will be just

fine.

- Okay, I love it.

What about you, Mimi?

What are you doing?

- You gotta love me jump rope.

And it's when you got that man

that you don't wanna lose...

- Yes.

- You can jump rope, grab him,

tie him up, and don't ever

let him leave.

- Now just be careful jumping

rope with heels...safety first.

- Of course.

- Now...

Shangela, what

is your expertise?

- This is the hallelula hoop.

Kate Gosselin, she learned this,

and then she loaned me

this hair.

- Oh. Oh, okay.

- You get your hallelula hoop,

and then you say...

and that'll keep your hip.

And the hula hoop hits

the ground.

Ru is probably thinking,

"This ho don't even know

how to hula hoop."

Now listen...

- Okay.

- If it goes down...you see,

I'm single.

- [giggles]

- But if it goes down, you talk

dirty to it

and it'll rise back up.

- Oh, I see.

- Cardinal rule.

- Everybody is very funny on my

team.

I'm very concerned about that,

'cause I don't...

I actually don't

do comedy at all.

- All right, Alexis.

- I'm going to be working out

my upper body,

using the stretch

your upper body.

- Oh, I see.

- And I'm using, of course...

lip gloss.

The "lapilaviar" stretch.

- So it's like a cross-training

thing?

- Yes.

- Your lips don't lie.

- Okay.

- Okay.

All right, ladies, now remember,

your workout videos need to be

truly inspirational.

So I'm bringing in someone

to help you...

Stop the insanity!

Fitness guru and motivational

speaker Susan Powter

will be here.

- Whoo!

- To help you make this workout

video truly inspirational.

- Susan Powter?

I mean, she's legendary.

When I was growing up, I even

wanted to bleach my hair

as white as hers.

That was, like, my reference

when I went to the hair stylist.

- I've got a few words of

inspiration for you myself.

Don't f*ck it up.

- [giggles]

- Bye.

all: Bye, Ru.

- Okay.

- Good job, team.

- Well, well, well!

Hello, team Manila.

Meet Susan Powter.

all: Hi, Susan.

- Welcome to the fitness world,

ladies.

- Our first exercise is called

the step...and strap.

- Give me more over-the-top

drag queen sexy.

- Step and strap!

- What's your name, honey?

- I am Manila Luzon, and you've

just worked out

to the step and strap.

- And that's a cut.

- Hi, everybody, my name is

Alexis Mateo.

And right now, we gonna...just

gonna work out all

our upper muscles.

- I think that was super cute.

I think you should go

over-the-top.

- Hi, my name is Alexis Mateo

Rodriguez Rivera Ocherat...

y todos los de mas.

- [laughing]

- Here we go.

The stretchy thingy-majingy.

Open the lip gloss, and we gonna

pull...your lips.

- Give me a little more

attitude.

- Stretch and lips,

stretch and lips.

Are you guys at home getting it?

You need to breathe.

[panting]

My titties were sweating.

[panting]

Yes, you just gotta stretch

thingy-majingy lip gloss

with Alexis Mateo.

- Super cute.

Super cute.

- Tough act to follow.

- [deep voice] Well, hello,

ladies at home.

We're gonna increase some energy

and get rid of that unsightly

bulge in your pants, ladies.

Grab the ball and violently bang

your crotch for ten times.

Here we go!

all: Ah!

Two, three, four...

- Raja's character was just

totally crazy.

I just thought

it was really crude.

Not what you're gonna expect

from a drag queen to act like,

basically a dude.

- They call it, in the

infomercial industry,

that soft to camera moment.

- Mm.

- Where you do the "and you

can!"

And then you go,

"and you can also."

- Ah.

- It's that moment.

Give me a little swear

this is gonna work

for you moment, please.

- A lot of times, things don't

go the way that you plan them.

- Yes, yes.

- Okay, that happens for a lot

of us out there.

But let me tell you something.

You pick up the hallelula hoop,

and you put it back around

your waist.

And you work the hallelula hoop.

One, two, three, four,

I don't want that boy no more.

Five, six, seven, eight.

I am gonna find a date.

- From your hips to god's lips.

- Hallelu.

- Yes.

- Shangela was adorable.

Shangela is always adorable.

Like a little puppy or kitty

cat, they're always gonna be

cute, no matter...if they're

sh1tting on your carpet.

- Well, how you doin'?

My name is Stacy Layne Matthews.

Grab your plates, and we're

gonna take our sit and shake,

and we're gonna shake it.

Come on, girls.

- When you shake that, your

beautiful body shakes with it.

So if you're gonna be it, don't

just be it shoving sh*t in your

mouth.

Be it physically.

- Shake it!

Ooh, ugh.

- Excellent.

- Ooh, yes.

Shake it.

- Stacy Matthews surprised me.

I was so proud of her 'cause she

completely turned it.

And I say "get it, Stacy.

Eat that chicken, you bitch."

- Mm! Mm!

- Hello, everybody.

My name is Mimi Imfurst.

Take your jump rope...

chase after your man.

You're gonna grab him... oh!

Hold him up...

- Cut, cut, cut.

Just hold on a second.

Safety first, people.

We don't want anybody

to get hurt.

It's just feeling

a little disorganized.

Okay, everybody get up

and get untied.

- All right, here we go, jump.

Jump higher!

You gotta get higher, you gotta

find yourself.

I thought I did great.

I really wanted to create

a character

that really was memorable.

Quick, jump higher!

Faster, faster!

You wouldn't be able to forget

that voice.

'Cause perspiration is

inspiration.

- Team Carmen.

- Yes.

- Bitch, we ready to work it

out, and we're gonna pump it up.

Okay.

So...remember, catchphrase is

"work it out."

Work it out, work it out,

work it out.

Okay, so I just have a question.

Do I have to do it from here,

or can I walk in

and then start from here?

Or does it have to be very,

like, "welcome?"

- You can walk in.

- Do I get a little...?

Hello, everybody.

My name is Carmen Carrera.

And I would...am so excited to

welcome you to work it out.

All right, ladies, we're ready

to pop a squat.

You're gonna work everybody's

favorite asset.

So we're gonna go down... up and

around.

Down again.

And up the other way.

- Cut for a minute.

Now Carmen, we're asking you to

make a connection with the

camera, but we're actually

making a connection

with your ass.

- Well, yeah.

- Hello, ladies.

I'm here to show you one of my

favorite workouts.

It's called the rubber tug.

Gonna lower it down, ladies.

One, two, three, four.

- It was a little low energy.

- Give me more face.

- Yes.

- You've gotta...

give me more of that.

- Inspire us to get up off

the couch.

- Okay.

What we're gonna do is

we're gonna place it under our

toe, ladies.

Pull up...

- Oh!

- And down...

- Ah, it doesn't matter.

- [laughing]

- One, two, three, four.

- I was actually...it was

exciting watching the girls back

there, 'cause they were camping

it up a little bit.

- When you're making a video,

you have to express your

personality, and you have to

convince.

And I didn't get that from

India.

- Hi.

Hola! [speaking Spanish]

'Cause you like Latin guy...

[claps]

You have to work your body,

darling.

If you don't understand me,

don't worry...I will include

a translation

at the end of the video.

- [laughing]

- It's called echar pa'lante.

You gonna step on the step, and

you gonna cha, cha,

echar pa'lante!

Cha, cha, echar pa'lante!

- I feel like I am making a

workout video with Uber-Charo.

- Oop-a!

- And we are going to go ahead

and show you how to keep a tight

snatch to make sure that you

keep your man so he don't have

to come and bother me, okay?

- Get to what you're doing,

don't tell me what you're doing.

- All right, first you put your

ball...

in a nice, delicate position.

And stretch.

Ah, and bring it back.

And stretch.

Do y'all feel that?

Ah!

- I liked Mariah.

She did not bring it,

she did not have conviction.

You're sitting in front of

RuPaul and you're a drag queen,

you better pull it together.

- All right, I feel like my

snatch has been aired out.

- Hey, ladies, my name is Delta.

We're gonna start with one of my

favorite exercises,

the shake and bake.

We're gonna start with the small

weight.

Squeeze your boobs together,

that's always a good asset.

One, two, three.

Now if you're working out with a

partner, have them stand behind

you and reach around.

They can give you

a little bit too.

It's so fun to work out with

a partner.

- You should go over-the-top

with the shake.

Over-the-top! You like it?

Get vicious.

- One, two, three.

- Yes!

- Like that.

See how that feels?

Do it like that!

If you've got enough, you can

stick it right down inside there

and you can jump up and down.

This challenge started off to be

my worst nightmare.

But this challenge is gonna be

my strongest success.

- Nice job, team Carmen.

- Thank you.

- Now, ladies... tomorrow night

on the main stage,

come dressed in an outfit

that features

your favorite body part.

Because along with Susan Powter,

our extra special guest judge

will be la-luminous,

la-legendary...

Latoya Jackson.

- [gasps]

Oh, my god.

This is unbelievable.

I love Latoya.

I would jump up and get her.

- Go hit the showers!

- All right.

- Another day.

- Good morning.

- We're back in the workroom,

and today's runway challenge is

to pick something from your

closet that accentuates your

favorite or your best body part.

- I am wearing a dress that's

just low-cut, because I'm gonna

show off my boobs.

- I'm doing titties too, girl.

- Okay, there we go.

- I think I've showed it

already, so I 'm just gonna wear

something complimentary.

- Chaps.

You have a pair of chaps over

there you

about to put on, Carmen?

- I don't wanna be known as the

naked one.

That's not really what I wanna

go for.

And it just keeps coming up.

So I'm gonna do something that

Carmen would do, but just

a different kind of Carmen.

- Should I start out with a

ruffle cone?

- Yeah.

And then take it off?

Girl, I'm not, like, a skinny

twig.

You know, like, I look like a

football player out of drag.

And I will never look

like a woman.

My drag, it's more clown

than anything.

Did you always go by India?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- My brother's ex-boyfriend at

the time was my drag mother.

He got me started and he gave me

the name India Ferrah.

- Oh, so your brother's gay?

- Yeah.

- That's great.

That's really good.

- My family's really supportive,

so.

- That's so great.

My biological family, they threw

me out of the house.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

Through all this...this awful

things that have happened to me

in my life, laughter is a way...

it's a coping mechanism.

Because if you can laugh at it,

you can deal with it.

- I think I worry too much what

people think,

and I've gotta get over that.

I was a little nervous 'cause,

you know, I got picked last.

Back at home, I'm a whole lot

more out,

and open, and humorous.

I mean, I feel like I'm not

myself here.

I'm not used to such big

personalities.

- Just be strong.

I've been on your team twice

now.

I've never been disappointed.

- Thank you, girl.

Well, you work it out just as

much, honey.

- Oh, that's 'cause I work in

the spirit of hallelu.

[laughter]

- When I frst came out,

I was like, well, I guess

this is perfect timing

for me to become a drag queen.

If I'm gonna be a q*eer, I might

as well be, like, the queeriest.

- The queeriest, yeah.

My interest in drag was just

because I loved clothes

and fashion.

- How was high school for you?

- I was picked on,

I was really awkward, I was

a little on the heavy side.

In my generation of growing up,

gay was just kind of disgusting

and kind of a subculture,

and drag kind of came

and saved me.

But it was hard.

I grew up in a very, like, Latin

neighborhood.

- You're in California?

- Mmm-hmm.

- So where'd you grow up?

- Gainesville, Georgia.

It's not a progressive city as

far as the thought process.

I didn't feel like there was

something wrong with me;

I just knew that people were

picking on me.

Kids don't understand that being

different

ultimately means you're gonna

become something special.

Even if you don't have, like, a

strong support system at home,

you have to get that

from within.

[laughter]

- And what?

Hey, guys.

Welcome to the main stage of

RuPaul's Drag Race.

Michelle Visage, hello, my dear.

- Hi, gorgeous.

- And I wanna welcome to the

Drag Race family my good pal

and makeup superstar, Billy B.

Hi, honey.

- Hey.

- I'm so glad you could get away

from Gaga to be with us.

- Thank you.

- And Susan Powter.

- Hi, Ru.

- So happy you're here.

- Thank you.

- And the multi-faceted yet

complex talents of Miss Latoya

Jackson is in the house tonight!

- Hello, gorgeous!

How are you?

- I am so happy you're here.

Welcome to my home.

- Why, thank you.

- This week, we challenged our

queens to make totally leotarded

workout videos.

Tonight, they're dressed to show

it off

and ready to pump you up.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best woman win!

Raja!

- Not a stitch of makeup on.

- None.

- I've chosen my legs.

My inspiration for my outfit

was a milf/cougar who is sort

of waiting poolside for the

pool boy to come clean it up.

- Nothing tastes as good as

skinny feels.

Manila.

It's very Manila Deville.

- I wanna show off my face, so

I'm wearing a strapless dress,

pulling my hair up, so it's

very, like, "look at me."

- She looks like Erte a bit too.

- Yes, it's very Erte.

- It's got bride of Frankenstein

in there too.

- Yes, his second wife.

Next up, Stacy Layne Matthews,

from back swamp to the main

stage.

- My fat ass,

I'm gonna pull out

the skimpiest top that shows

off the biggest part of my

body, which is my tits.

- Add a little R&B in there.

- Rear and boobs. R&B.

This is India Ferrah.

- Ooh, Rapunzel.

- X marks the spot.

- I honestly chose the

see-through catsuit because it

shows my whole body.

I don't think anyone will have

trouble seeing my titties.

I mean, that's my favorite

body part.

- Not a shy girl.

- She is training the ponies at

the circus.

- I think it needs a whip

though, for real.

- Up next, Alexis Mateo.

- Oh, that's beautiful.

- Look at those hips!

- My best feature is

everything.

I'm gonna serve you hair,

face, hips, everything.

- I love the glitter.

The sparkle is great.

- I'm blinded by her beauty.

Up next, Mimi Imfurst.

- Mimi in the leopard!

Isn't it Bette Midler?

- It is Miss Kitty.

- I love my dress.

It's high camp, it's glamour.

And I think it's something

the judges haven't seen before.

- Wow.

- Very slimming,

the butt looks good.

- Meow, meow.

- Up next, Shangela Laquifa

Wadley.

- Pull up to the bumper.

- Oh! Oh! Yes!

- I choose to highlight my

shoulders.

The outfit that I had that

showcases my shoulders is one

I've had a little bit up my

sleeve.

- She's giving you a little

Kardashian.

- She's giving Kardashian.

- She's the forgotten

Kardashian.

- This is Kiki Kardashian.

They call this queen Mariah.

- Bring the drama, Mariah.

- The elegance of brown.

- I love the hair.

And all the colors are

coordinating, aren't they?

- My outfit, it complimented my

mood so much.

It was flowy, airy, sexy.

- Milk chocolate is what it is.

- Milk does a body good.

Up next, Delta Work.

- Work.

- Ooh!

- All right, Delta.

- She looks like Delta Burke,

doesn't she?

- I am geared up

for the judges.

I am ready to show the twins.

And I know that they're gonna

fall in love with my look.

- Priscilla Presley happening

in there.

- A southern girl.

- John Waters would love her.

- I love that hair.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yara Sofia.

- Her legs are gorgeous.

Look at that.

- I chose a short dress.

It is simple, but I am showing

my legs.

- Is she wearing stockings?

Those are her legs!

- Those are her eyes.

- She bought them.

- She has the receipt.

- Carmen Carrera.

Oh, she's all grown up.

- Seductress.

- I wanna show the judges

that I am versatile.

This beautiful gown is gonna

show off my beautiful ass.

- All about Jersey right now.

- She's Jersey-licious

right there.

- Yes, ma'am.

Welcome, dolls.

Earlier, the judges screened

your workout videos.

You competed as teams,

but tonight you'll be judged

as individuals.

Will the following queens

please step forward?

Stacy Layne Matthews,

Mimi Imfurst,

Yara Sofia, India Ferrah,

Alexis Mateo, Mariah.

Ladies...

you represent the best

and the worst of the week.

Raja, Manila,

Shangela, Carmen, Delta.

Good job this week, ladies.

You're all safe.

Leave the stage.

Now.

Ladies, it's time to face

the judges.

Let's start with Alexis Mateo.

Let's go to Miss Latoya Jackson.

- I love anything that sparkles,

of course.

And you are one sparkle.

It's just absolutely beautiful.

- Your look has, like, a moment

of retro Barbra Streisand

Hollywood glamour.

- As far as the video goes,

it was very Puerto Rican

Chrissy Snow.

- Yes! She was!

- From Three's Company!

- Yes!

- I thought that was

so different and clever

at the same time.

- Your one of the first

contestants

who brought real humor.

- Thank you, Alexis.

Next, Mimi Imfurst.

- Your video was much more

of a comedy skit.

- Today we're gonna help you

find you.

- You don't have to pull every

drag trick out of the hat

every single time.

- The video was a little bit

of a let-down.

It was like Divine meets

Sally Struthers.

- I really wanted to come in and

create a large character.

You know, I try to put the B

in subtle.

- It was hokey.

It was not good.

- I feel like you wasted

an opportunity.

Thank you, Mimi.

- Thank you.

- Stacy Layne Matthews.

I guess I don't have to ask you

what body part you're featuring

tonight.

- You look so much like my

relatives.

Is she related and I don't know

it?

- The back swamp Jacksons.

- [giggles]

- I have to say, having eaten

chicken in your workout segment,

you actually made us laugh

with you.

- And to incorporate that

into an exercise,

I think you did an excellent job

on what you had to do.

- Thank you.

- I liked it.

I like what she did.

- What I really loved was seeing

a personality.

We need more of you, Stacy.

- India Ferrah.

- It's the hat with the feather,

and the ponytail to

the floor, and the glitter lips.

Your boobs out with Xs and a

tarantula or something

on your vajayjay...

there is so much going on.

I think, "well, what is she

covering up?"

- Is every outfit gonna be the

bosoms featured?

Because that's what we've gotten

three weeks in a row.

- Okay.

- As far as your workout,

I wasn't inspired.

I didn't feel that connection.

- There was nothing. There

wasn't even a joke.

It was nervous.

- You could tell she was scared.

- Looking at the video, what

would you have done

differently?

- You know, more inspirational

words.

- It's not just the words.

Inspiration has to come from a

sincere place inside of you.

Thank you, India.

- Thank you.

- Yara Sofia.

You took a potential liability,

which is your accent, and you

made it work for you.

- That whole Latin thing and

that sexy swish,

you had everyone roaring.

- Echar pa'lante!

If you want that guy, you have

to work it out, darling.

- I think you are so hot.

I just have a problem,

outfit-wise.

- I can take it off if you want.

- [laughs]

Well, thank you very much,

darling.

Up next, Mariah.

What body part were you

featuring?

- My face.

- I love the fact that all the

different browns coordinate

with you quite well.

And they work.

- And then there's, like, this

Vegas makeup

that I think cheapens you,

and I think you're too pretty

for that.

- During the workout video,

I think your own sincerity

didn't shine through, and we the

audience didn't believe you.

- If you could think of your

personality

as your face, get that same

confidence,

it will take you to another

level, and that's the truth.

- Well, girls,

we have heard enough.

While you enjoy an Absolut

cocktail in the interior

illusions lounge, the judges

and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Okay, now just between us girls.

Let's start with Alexis Mateo.

- I think she nailed

the bloody workout.

- I thought she was

the funniest one.

- Yeah.

- I like the energy.

- You worked in a workout video.

- Yes, I did.

- Was it difficult for you?

- It was, because unlike Susan,

I had never worked out before.

And I still don't work out

this day.

So I think once you start... my

sister, she has to do it all

the time because

that's what she does.

- Right.

Let's move on to Mimi Imfurst.

The workout she did,

it wasn't funny.

- It was stupid.

- [laughing]

- Seriously.

- Right, it'd be a different

story if her shtick had

inspired us or at least made us

laugh.

- That's what I'm saying.

- Thing is, Mimi's always been

teetering

throughout the competition.

And I think she may have gone to

the other side.

Stacy Layne Matthews.

During her workout routine,

something was coming out.

- I know!

- There was potential.

- I like the fact that she made

fun of herself.

However, I don't feel that she

has what it takes to be

the next drag queen.

I just don't think so.

- Will she be in the bottom two?

That's the question.

India Ferrah.

- I hated the way

that she looked.

- I liked her so much.

I liked her.

- She's got a good energy.

She tried to do the double

entendre

with the rubber and the double X

magnum thing.

It just came off dirty

and not clever.

- Bottom line is,

her workout was boring.

- Yara.

Now what she did in that workout

was hilarious.

Who knew that she would do that?

- She's very sexy.

- Yes.

- Extremely sexy.

- She needs to burn

that dress though.

- You have it out for her

and that dress.

- I hated the dress too.

- Mariah.

I wasn't crazy about the snatch

tightening thing.

- It was like, eh.

- It was gay cruise humor.

- And the delivery wasn't good.

- Not at all.

- She has a beautiful face.

- For this title,

pretty isn't enough.

- All right...

[claps]

Silence!

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

Based on your totally leotarded

workout videos

and your performance

on the main stage,

I've made some decisions.

Yara Sofia, your joy and

enthusiasm need no translation.

Condragulations, you're safe

from elimination.

Alexis Mateo...

combining lip gloss with your

thingy-majingy, you've created

a new workout craze.

You are the winner of this

week's challenge.

You will receive a $2,500 gift

certificate to gilt.com.

Yes, that's gilt.com.

Plus immunity from elimination

next week.

Thank you, Alexis.

- Thank you guys so much.

- India Ferrah...

On the runway, your look

was too much.

In the challenge,

you gave too little.

I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

up for elimination.

- My knees start shaking, and

I'm just standing there like,

"oh, my god, what am I gonna

do?"

- Stacy Layne Matthews.

In your challenge, you ate

the scenery...literally.

And you made us laugh with you.

But still, we feel you are

holding back.

Condragulations, you're safe...

for now.

- I'll bring it.

I think RuPaul gave me

a second chance.

And I just want to be more open

and be myself

so people can actually see who I

really am.

- Mariah...

you are a bronze beauty.

But your workout performance

was pale.

Mimi Imfurst...

you showed us your glamorous

side on the runway.

But in the challenge, your

slapstick got sloppy.

Mariah, condragulations,

you're safe.

- Thank you so much.

- Mimi Imfurst...

I'm sorry, my dear, but that

means you are up for

elimination.

- When Ru says that I'm in the

bottom two,

I'm totally surprised.

I think that now anything goes.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your

last chance to impress me

and save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come for you

to lip-synch for your life!

Good luck.

And don't f*ck it up.

- ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪

♪ Don't leave me this way ♪

♪ I can't survive ♪

♪ I can't stay alive ♪

♪ Without your love ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Don't leave me this way, no ♪

♪ I can't survive ♪

♪ I can't stay alive ♪

♪ Without your love ♪

♪ Baby, don't leave me ♪

♪ This way ♪

- I'm like, "well, bitch, step

it up."

You gotta make sure that you're

always the one that's in front.

[low growling]

- What the hell

is she thinking?

You can't be lifting up

drag queens.

- I was honestly scared.

And all I could do was scream.

Get her off of me!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Outta control ♪

♪ Satisfy ♪

♪ I need a man ♪

♪ Satisfy ♪

♪ The need in me ♪

- [laughing]

- Whoo!

[applause]

- Ladies...

I have made my decision.

Mimi Imfurst...

Drag is not a contact sport.

India Ferrah...

Shante, you stay.

- Whoo!

- Mimi Imfurst...

you are, and will always be,

part of an elite group

of drag queens.

Remember that.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you.

[sniffs, sighs]

I don't agree with the judges.

I don't think I should've been

in the bottom two.

I know what I do best, I do me.

And I'm just gonna keep

doing me.

I'm Mimi Imfurst.

Not Mimi, I'm like everyone

else.

- And to my girls...

condragulations.

And remember, if you can't love

yourself, how in the hell are

you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen!

- All right, let the music play.
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