03x15 - Gettin' Out of Dodge

[bunniefuu]

What is this, Chels?

Think we're
supposed to climb it.

See, now, if it was
meant to be climbed...

It would come with an escalator.

Yo, coach!

Someone's giving
wedgies in the hallway.

Oh, wait... That
was us! Hee hee hee!

Attention, everyone! Attention!

Listen up!

We're gonna play
something I like.

And when Bianca likes
a game, we all like it.

The game is dodgeball.

To the extreme.

Hey, excuse me, hi!

Why does it have
to be dodgeball?

Why can't it be a nice
friendly game of Jacks?

Ok. We'll throw Jacks at you.

Balls are good.

Muffy, loca, explain the rules.

To make the game more fun for us

Bianca's rules are as follows:

Run!

Rae, I hate dodgeball!
This is my worst nightmare!

Criss-cross, Chels. Criss-cross!

Criss-cross!

Oh!

They got me, Rae.

I'm going down.

Chels!

You crissed when you
should have crossed!

Say good night, Baxter.

'Night, Baxter.

Oh... snap!

If Bianca was
conscious right now,

you wouldn't be.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and
ride with Rae now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

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oh! Bianca's waking up.

Rae, what are we gonna do?

I say we do the 3-point plan...

see if she's ok,
beg her forgiveness,

then we run!

Bianca... our fallen leader,

speak to us.

Yeah, Bianca, I
just wanna explain...

aah! Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow, ow, ow!

I'm not hurting you.

You're not!

Habit. Sorry.

Raven, why hurt
when we can love?

Uh...

what Bianca's
trying to say is...

I don't know what
Bianca's trying to say.

What I'm trying to say is...

I don't wanna be
a bully anymore.

Bianca! Come on!

That's the dodgeball talking!

Uh... here.

File your nails and
say something mean.

And hurt someone's feelings?

Uh-huh!

Not gonna happen.

Wow! You knocked
the bad right out of her!

What are we supposed to do now?

We could do our own
thing... be individuals.

Yeah!

What's that?

Or... we could
find a new leader.

People, please. Ha ha ha!

I appreciate the love,

but a sister could use
a little breathing room.

Yo!

You're breathin' Raven's air!

Raven doesn't like
her air breathed.

No, no, it's ok. I don't
mind sharin' the air.

Raven, let us do our job.

From now on, we got your back!

Get out!

Raven... This...
Is Bianca's nail file.

It belongs to you now.

Thank you?

Psst!

Oh! Oh, hey, ok...

I'm gonna be right back.

Hey! I think they think
you're their new leader.

Do you want to
tell them I'm not?

Hey, guys.

Hey, dad.

Ooh. Is it ok if
Larry eats with us?

My mom's making tuna casserole.

Yeah, you can stay.

Thanks, Mr. Baxter.

Ooh. So what are you cookin'?

Spaghetti bologanaise.

You guys wanna help out?

Gee, dad, as much
as we'd like to,

we really don't want to.

I want to. This stuff
looks pretty cool.

Whoa!

Come on, man. Dad, can you
call us when dinner's ready?

Hey, I'm gonna stay here
and cook with your dad.

Why?

It looks like fun.

Oh, it is! Tell you what...

Why don't you add these onions

to this sauce?

For real? Mm-hmm.

I... I thought we were
gonna go play game ball.

Check me out,
Mr. Baxter. I'm cookin'!

Nice technique,
Larry. You're a natural.

Thanks!

If anyone cares, I... I'll
be upstairs in my room

doin' something fun.

Now that we got your back,

you get to go straight to
the front of the lunch line.

Too bad we still
have to eat the lunch.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Good one, Raven!

You should warn us when
you're gonna be that funny.

Hee hee hee hee!

Well, you guys are a
great audience. Thank you.

Whoo!

How you doin'? He is fine!

You like that?!

Yeah, that's Roy Nicholson.

He's in my art class, but
he's never even noticed me.

You want him to
be your boyfriend?

Loca, you can't make
someone like me.

It's a simple
question... yes or no?

Hey, Rae.

Hey, Chels!

You have an appointment?

Actually, yes. I'm going
to the dentist on Thursday.

An appointment with Raven!

Raven's a dentist now?

My friends don't
need an appointment.

That's right!

See?

Rae, could you take a look?

This back tooth's kind
of sensitive to the cold.

I'm not a dentist, Chels.

Oh. You might wanna
tell your receptionist.

You want us to take care of her?

No, no, no! There will be
no taking care of anyone.

You know what? It's great
having you guys as a posse...

I have to admit...

But there's a couple of
rules we need to go over.

Ok, let's see. sh**t.

Ok, well...

Rule number 1...
I don't want to see

you guys doing anything
bad. You got that?

Duly notes. If you don't
want to see it, it won't be seen.

Ok, great! Ha ha ha!

Now that we understand
each other, everything is cool.

I will definitely tell you the
other rules when I think of them.

Man! I forgot my science book.

You can borrow mine.

Loca!

Thank you!

We just wanna make you happy.

You guys are so sweet.

Larry.

You're... cooking.

In my Kitchen.

Uninvited.

I thought I'd give your
Alfredo sauce recipe a sh*t.

Of course, I could never get it
as velvety smooth as you do.

Uh... yeah.

How long have you been here?



I hope you brought
some parmesan,

you know, 'cause... We're out.

Larry?

I thought we were gonna
go sh**t some hoops today.

I can't. Your dad's gonna teach
me how to de-bone a chicken.

I am?

Dad, can I see you in the
living room for a second?

Cory, I was just about to
suggest the same thing.

Larry, we'll be right back.

Dad...

Don't you have any
friends your own age?

Cory, Larry's not my friend.

Then why's he always with you?

I don't know! He
got the cookin' bug.

It was cool at first, but
now it's just annoying.

Yep. That's Larry.

I really miss him.

Look, look. I'll just tell him
that the Kitchen is closed, ok?

No, no, no, dad, no, no, no!

He is a very sensitive
guy. He'll be crushed.

I just have to figure out a
way to snap him out of it

without hurting his feelings.

Larry, singsong: Oh, Mr. Baxter!

The chicken and I are waiting!

And soon.

Hey, y'all!

Wait! What, did I
say something wrong?

You didn't have to
say anything, Rae.

Since you been hanging
with the dangerous duo,

nobody wants to
get on your bad side.

No, it's not true,
Eddie. They've changed.

Ever since they've been under
new management, namely me,

loca and muffy have been nothing
but nice, sweet, and generous.

I've not seen them
do one bad thing.

Hey, Rae, you know that cute
guy Roy you have a crush on?

Mm-hmm!

Well, I just saw him walk
around ♪ the corner! ♪

Well, I guess it's time
for me to walk around

♪ the corner! ♪

Ok. So there's just a few
rules you have to follow.

So listen up!

Here's your flowers.

Here's your candy.

Oh, and here's
your new girlfriend.

Her name is Raven.
Your first date's tomorrow.

Don't forget to
compliment her shoes,

and you'd better
call her the next day.

And remember... We
know where your locker is.

We have a problem.

Hey.

Yo, what's up, Rae?

Did you straighten everything
out with your boy Roy?

Yeah, yeah. I went to
go apologize, but, uh...

His mother said that he moved.

Although I could swear I heard
someone crying behind the couch.

Rae, come on!

If you don't do something quick,

loca and muffy are gonna make
the whole school afraid of you.

I know. That's why I have to get
Bianca back to the way she was.

What? Pshh! Man, please!

She turned into a
total goody-goody.

Ooh. That's Bianca right now.

I'm gonna try to get her to
remember the bad old days,

so play along.

Yoo-hoo! I brought cookies!

Did you steal 'em?

No. I made them with love.

Oh! Isn't that sweet?

And we were just thinking about all
the fun things you used to do to us.

Fun? Fun?

- Yes, fun...
- Remember?

Oh!

That fun!

Right! Good times.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ok.

So why don't we sit right here

so we can remember
the good times

together, ok?

What a horrible
thing we did to you!

Look at the fear in your eyes.

Yeah, yeah. But
look at the joy...

In yours.

Oh, look! There's Eddie when
you put the lizard down his pants.

Can you find it in your
heart to forgive me?

The lizard didn't bite my heart.

Oh, Bianca, don't worry. Hey...

Ha ha ha! Look!

This is when you gave Chelsea

the hostile makeover.

It really brought out my eyes.

See, Bianca? You
were born to be bad.

It's your gift. And you
should share your gift

with muffy and loca, your
loyal posse, at your side.

That's sweet...

But those days are over.

Come on.

I'm sorry.

Mr. Baxter, what's
your favorite tomato?

I don't know, Larry.

♪ Here we go ♪

Hey, Larry, why
don't you go tell Cory

to turn the music down.

Sure thing, Mr. Baxter.

Try not to do anything
cool until I get back.

Cory... mom?

Hi, honey!

What are you doing?

We're working out our glutes.

Man, I'm starting
to feel the burn.

How 'bout you, Barbara?

No pain, no gain, Cory!

Cory, why are you
working out with my mom?

Your grandma was a little busy.

What?

Look, man, you're always
cooking with my dad.

I just wanted
someone to hang with.

Cory, maybe you didn't notice...

This is my mom.

So?

This is my dad.

Oh, I see what you're
trying to do here.

No, wait. I don't.

Honey, have you
ever felt left out?

Well, that's what Cory
was feeling all week.

Larry, I think what
we're all trying to say

is that it's cool that you're
interested in cooking,

but you should never
ignore your friends.

Ok. I'm sorry.

It's all right, man. So you
wanna go sh**t some hoops?

Sure.

I was talking to Barbara.

I'm just playin' with you, man.

Ha ha. Ha ha.

That's a good one.

Look, Rae, I think the best
way to handle this whole thing

is to just tell loca and muffy

that you don't wanna
be their boss anymore.

Yeah... hey, here they come.
You wanna tell them for me, Eddie?

Eddie?

Eddie!

Aw, man!

Morning, chief. We
brought you a scone.

Oh, thanks, but I
don't eat scones.

Here. You can have it back.

Hey! You know what, muffy,
loca, we really need to talk.

Ok. So, um... No,
no, no! Here you go.

I'm so sorry about
that. They didn't mean it.

Y'all just need to listen, ok?

See...

Sometimes when people
are really opposites,

it's kind hard to be friends.

Wait a second. You and
Chelsea are opposites!

Exactly! Yes, we are!

And then sometimes it works...

But other times, it doesn't.
Do you get what I'm sayin'?

It's not working.

Exactly. And sometimes
when it doesn't work,

you just have to, you
know, fix it and move on.

Consider it done.

Just like that?

If that's the way you want it.

Oh, you guys are so great!

Thank you. Well, peace out.

You understand what
Raven was saying, right?

Yeah. It's not working
out with Chelsea,

and she wants us
to take care of it.

Exactly.

This afternoon at dodgeball,

Chelsea gets Raven's message

loud and clear.

Hey, Raven, we got
something for you.

Oh, you guys, I
thought we were cool!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Uh, we are. We just
thought you might like this.

It's a pass from the nurse.

You're excused from gym today.

Oh, this is cool! Now I
don't have to climb the rope!

Thanks, you guys.
But how'd you get it?

Oh, the nurse owes us a favor.

Yeah. We send
her a lotta business.

Ok, well, thanks!

I guess this is like
a good-bye present.

Good-bye to Chelsea.

Yo, coach, fresh donuts
in the teacher's lounge.

It's show time.

Man, those girls are so sweet.

This is from Raven.

Oh, no! I gotta save Chels!

Chelsea... Chels!

Chelsea!

I gotta save you, Chels.

Hold on, Chels! I'm on my way!

♪ It's time to play ♪

♪ what if I don't want to? ♪

Here are your choices:

Either you do it... You do it...

Or you do it!

Ok! Let me think.

What was the second one again?

I'm coming, Chels!

You're about to get a
message from Raven.

Oh! From Rae?

Oh, I thought it was
gonna be something bad.

Still coming, Chels...

Let's get this over with.

Ok, you guys, let me have it!

Chelsea... Ok, Daniels.

Let me make this
as clear as I can.

We're going to take
these dodge balls

and hit you with
them really hard.

Why would you wanna do that?

It's not us. It's Raven.

She doesn't want to
be your friend anymore.

This is from Raven.

Aah!

Drop the balls

and step away from my friend!

Rae, how'd you get
all the way up there?

Lottsa stairs, a
dark, scary crawl,

and, well, it's a long story.

But I'm here to save ya, Chels!

Hey, you guys! I thought you
understood what I was saying!

We did. You wanted
us to get rid of Chelsea.

No! I wanted to get rid of you!

Ouch.

See, Rae, I knew you would
never do anything to hurt me.

Of course not, Chels!
You're my best friend.

Hey... and how cool is it that
you can hang onto this rope

even though you clearly don't
have the strength to hold on

even for a few more seconds?

Thanks for the reminder, Chels.

No problem, Rae.
Don't mention it.

Aah!

I'm ok.

Thanks for breaking my fall.

You know what's cool?

Now that you're the nice Bianca,

I don't have to worry
about the evil Bianca

giving me that blazing stare...
like you're doing right now...

And having that evil
drip of drool. How 'bout...

Baxter! Ok.

It's all so clear to me now.

I had the bad knocked outta me,

and you just knocked it back in.

Bianca's back, and she's baaaad!

Give it up, Baxter.

Right.

Wait a second. I got a little...

Oh! Ow! Ow!

Ow, ow, ow!

You're gonna pay
for this, Baxter.

Bianca feels
revenge is imminent.

So, um, now that
we're back to normal,

what do I have,
like... 3 to run?





Aah!

Bianca, no! Wait, Bianca!

Stop! Not the face!

Y'all wanna stop!

What's wrong?

Nothing! Did you
have a good day, dad?

All right. I'll see ya later.

Dad, whatever you do,

do not answer the... oh!

Door.

Here... comes... the pain.