03x02 - Off the Radar

[bunniefuu]

Previously on Below Deck...

What's up, kiddo?

I'm back.

- Amy!
- Hello.

[Lee]
I've decided to go with

an almost entirely new crew
this season.

Are you the chef?
We're roommates.

- Clean and tidy?
- Yeah.

- No makeup all over the place?
- Really?

Probably gonna bunk
with the deck/second engineer.

When he's on deck,
you're the guy.

So do you have a girlfriend
or what?

- Uh, no.
- Emile's beautiful.

His eyes are just like,
"You want to come to my cabin?"

"Yes, I want to come
to your cabin."

[laughs]

Oh, fááá.
She's fáááing nuts.

[laughs]

- My pleasure.
- A pleasure, Captain.

- And that's beach party?
- Yeah. They want a foam party.

Ah!

- More foam, boatswain.
- Ah!

I have checklists
for everything.

I don't have a ton
of experience, like,

ironing and doing laundry.

This is a giant red flag
for me.

Did you hear that Aerosmith
might be around town?

- I did hear that.
- If there's any way

we can try to find them,
that would be...

- I'll see what I can do.
- Really good.

Okay, come up slow.

I got hired on this boat
for my engineering skills,

not to be bossed around
by a guy on deck.

- But I am your boss.
- Can we get up?

Let's go in quick.

[Emile]
Rocky's a hot mess of fun,

so yeah, of course
I'm gonna follow.

[Rocky]
Oh, yeah. This is sick!

Watch it. Don't--Ooh.

Did you hear that,
"crew on the mast"?

Oh, my God.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Does this look all right?

- Watch out for those things.
- Yeah.

Did he say "crew on the mast"?

[Kate]
I've never heard anything
like this ever.

That's how stupid it is.

Rocky, Emile,
get your asses off the mast.

We're in trouble.
Sháá.

Go. Fááá.
I hate sháá like that.

There's two huge radars
that are spinning around,

putting out crazy,
crazy frequencies.

That radar thing
will fry your brain.

- Oh, really?
- Oh, yeah.

- With us rocking like this...
- No frying. Sorry.

We don't want you to,
like, maybe stumbling,

getting hit by it.

It's just really,
really stupid.

- They wanted to be sterile.
- That's bad.

Emile, I'm surprised at you.
Rocky, I'm not.

I am so--I am so angry.

You don't even have
to say anything right now.

If I hear that this happens
again, you're gone, okay?

Yep.

[Kate]
Oh, is that why you went
and sat on the radar?

- No, I...
- To get more dizzy?

Okay, I don't feel bad
for you right now.

Please make me a Bloody Mary.

I didn't know we
weren't supposed to go up there,

so I went up there to go
take a photo, and that was that,

and then we got called
to come down.

So you were just doing
photography?

I need Emile and Rocky
up in the bridge.

This is really one of the
dumbest things I've ever seen.

Captain, sorry, I didn't know
we weren't supposed to...

[Emile]
I-I know
that I shouldn't do that.

[Rocky]
That was my virgin error.

Don't be pulling
that sháá again.

Yes, Captain.

I have medals
in climbing up a ladder

and being at a high level
over the water,

so I'm at home up there.

You are gonna be
my little buddy from now on...

Cool.

So could you go get me some
Bloody Mary mix from upstairs?

Clamato.

Yeah, or both.

Should we just
take it upstairs?

I would like a Bloody Mary.
Nope, I want you to bring it

- down here.
- Bloody Mary mix upstairs.

Less questions,
more walking.

Did we k*ll anyone?
No. Did I learn my lesson?

Yes, so get over it.

Why am I the devil?

What's that thing,
Adam and Eve?

Yeah. What, I took the bite
of the apple?

Yeah.

[Emile]
I'm not blaming Rocky,

but if she wasn't there, I would
definitely have not gone up.

[snoring]

I don't know
if he can get out of bed.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

[phone beeping]

[Connie]
Last night I wake up to a text

from my little brother.

Dad had a heart att*ck
and passed away.

My relationship with my dad
ended years ago.

I'm literally numb and just
can't fathom what happened,

but I'm sure eventually
it's all gonna set in.

It's amazing
what one text can do.

Is everything
going okay outside?

- Yeah.
- How're you feeling with me?

Um, it's too early to tell.

It's too early to tell?

It's too early to tell you
how much you annoy me.

[upbeat music]

All right, let's do this.

I'm gonna go all-stop.

Copy, dropping.

[indistinct chatter]

How are you guys?

- Morning, Captain.
- Good morning, sir.

Well, if you're gonna
have a hangover,

you might as well
have one on the yacht.

- That's what I always say.
- And in paradise.

No?

Hey, Rocky,
the master bathroom,

you could get in there
and make sure it's spotless.

Climbing on the radar,
I can't just let that slide.

I feel like
she's a spoiled brat,

and she needs
a little discipline.

And then also the toilet
next to it is quite dirty.

She punished me.
She punished me like I'm--

She punished me.

- You got a spicy Bloody Mary...
- Oh, great. Thank you.

- Jalapeno-stuffed olives.
- All right. Beautiful.

Hope it's not too spicy
for you.

- No. Impossible.
- Okay.

Everybody good?
Okay.

- Hair of the dog.
- Yep.

I need you to go around
to the icemakers,

fill them up with ice,
and bring them down here.

Kate's getting off on it.

She's totally getting off.

[Kate]
Hey, Rocky, can you come
back down to the food pantry?

I miss you.

I know.

What the fááá am I
doing here?

[Lee]
There's a spot
over here called Tahiti beach,

and that's where I'm gonna try
and set up your paella lunch.

- Great. Awesome.
- What's the name of it?

- Tahiti Beach.
- Oh.

Go in the bilge,
but quickly,

and look around for anything
plastic, plates, platters.

- Do we have charcoal yet?
- Yeah, I got the charcoal.

I got the lighter fluid
already.

The primary guest,
interesting request,

like paella on the beach
with a barbecue?

Hola, paella.

When you cook paella,
you cook it there and then,

and it's to be served there
and then, not three hours later.

One of those things,
that's what the client wants.

Got it.
This is what I call teamwork.

Man, is it me, or is something
getting hot here?

Me.

Stop heating up the place
so much.

I think we should eat dinner
here tonight.

This is perfect.

Let's do fresh coconuts.

I don't want to tell anybody
about my dad

because I'd rather avoid,

at all costs,
any kind of drama.

Emile, that's so dangerous.

The last time I talked to my dad
was about 12 years ago.

The things that I grew up with
in life with my dad

were just ridiculous.

The pills, the drinking,
the dr*gs, coming home,

falling asleep on the steering
wheel, trying to, like,

break into our bedrooms 'cause
he was drunk and do whatever,

and then my mom

would do everything
she could to hide us from him.

Right now I just want to work
and not think about anything.

[Emile]
Hey, Connie, I got your nuts.

[Connie]
Aw, you got coconuts.

[Lee]
Here's where we're at
right here.

- So we're dry until then?
- You're not dry.

- Okay.
- You're getting wet.

It looks like they may get
some rain for that beach picnic,

but I'm hopeful
it'll blow through.

I don't know
how fast it comes in over there.

Okay, let's go.

- All right, guys.
- Living the dream!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[Emile]
I'll take that to the grill.

So this'll be
your cooking table.

Let's put all the food
on that table.

You know we should do?
We should lay me on the table,

take my shirt off,
my trousers off,

and just put all the food
on top of me.

Take it off.

We're gonna put you
back on the boat,

so you don't do anything
like that.

- There's spots.
- Water spots.

Can't get too critical.

Oh, jeez.

A dump truck? Are you
referring to how I used to work?

No. I don't know.
I'm just saying.

Do the job right.

I'm getting ready,
thinking about one

of those
dirty Mexican martinis.

We work really hard
on this boat...

Mm.
Let's go get our drink.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

Here's your extra spicy
Bloody Mary.

But Steve's liver
is earning overtime.

Mm. Great.

I'm gonna go back and...

Okay.

Not do the beach party.

Okay.

I'm so excited
for this beach lunch

because finally
I can put Rocky

to work on an island
off the boat.

Whoo!
I'm stoked.

We're free.

Kate's been
a b-i-t-c-h all day.

Garfield,
whatever his name is,

Emilio definitely
doesn't like me.

- Garfield, what the--
- Who?

He just always makes comments
like, "[mumbling] fááá."

Can I ask you a question?

You knew Kate.

You guys were friends?

We are from the same
exact town.

That did not answer
my question.

Yes, we are friends.

We go out for cocktails.

I would never go out
with cocktails with her.

Oh, my God.
[sighs]

This is like a strictly
platonic, like, work environment

- with me and her right now.
- Yeah.

A boss is a boss.

Kate is good at her job.
Do it her way.

I thought she was cool,
like, yesterday.

- She is.
- [laughs]

I want her
to drive the boat.

She's, like,
cuter than you are.

[man]
We are getting people
on the tender right now.

We will be there soon.

Guys, they're about six minutes
away. Let's get ready.

- Enjoy. Hang on.
- Bye.

Uh, do you see the storm
behind us?

- It's raining.
- We've got to pack up.

Fááá.

This is not
in the job description.

So I'd like
to welcome out the king

of rock and roll, Aerosmith.

- Hey.
- Oh, man!

No way!

[Kate]
Are you all set to go over?

- We are.
- Wonderful.

Guys, they're about six minutes
away. Let's get ready.

- It's raining.
- Are you kidding me?

We're gonna rain out.

Storm clouds are coming in.

Rain's coming down.

Wind's picking up.

Storms here
move really fast.

You've just got
to go with the punches.

Welcome to paradise.
I smell the cooking food.

Chef's got it going.

[man]
Look at that,
grilled to perfection.

[Steve]
Oh, wow. Paella's incredible.

- Have you tried it?
- Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you very much.
It's very good.

Now look at this.

[Steve]
It's paradise. I love it.

Like, the shrimp
are incredible.

This man is not gonna let
a little rain ruin his parade.

What do you want?

I tried to kiss you
last night.

- [laughs]
- Oh, that was awkward.

Okay.

- Not awkward.
- What would you like to drink?

- A kiss. I want a kiss.
- What would he like to drink?

I want a kiss.

Steve's just had a couple
drinks, maybe a couple too many.

Oh, my girl's getting jealous.
Uh-oh.

Okay.
Your girlfriend's right there.

Maybe you shouldn't do that.

I'm gonna have to go back to
the boat 'cause I need to get on

- with this evening.
- Oh, yeah?

But you enjoy the rest
of the evening.

- All right.
- Day, whatever.

- Okay, see you in there.
- Thank you. Lunch was great.

- Lunch was great.
- Not a problem.

I've not even started dinner.

I need to just hightail it back
to the boat as fast as possible.

So Mexican theme party, what
are you gonna make for that?

I think I've got
angel hair pasta there, and...

- Angel hair pasta? Mexican?
- Yes.

Why? I'm not sure
there's anything less Mexican.

Can we at least
call it "an-hel" hair pasta?

[Steve]
I think we're ready
to go back to the yacht.

Okay. Perfect.
We'll radio them.

They'll send a tender,
and we can ride on out.

Yeah, let's do it.
Great.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How was it?
- Did you have fun?

- Great.
- Good.

So glad to hear it.

It's a great day.

God is great.

[Rocky]
I hope they leave us here for,
like, a half hour with nobody.

Growing up surfing
right on the water,

I want to be outside.

Kate, you think
you're punishing me,

but I'm actually so stoked
right now.

See that?
That feels good right there.

Oh, yeah, real good.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Hi, Don.

♪ ♪

We're pretty much done
for the night I think.

It's a margarita party.

[laughing]
Yeah. Keep them coming.

Keep them coming, okay?

[Eddie]
I want you on deck at 7:00.

- At 7:00 now?
- Yep.

Did I say 7:30?

Yeah, what time
do you want me at?

- Okay, 7:30, sure.
- We were up before then.

We both--yeah.

- We were both up there.
- No, no.

When I was on deck,
and I hadn't seen you guys yet.

- I saw the two guests.
- Yeah.

Really?

We saw them already.
We saw them.

We were talking
to George earlier,

and then we started cleaning,
and he said

he was the only one up.

- Only one of the guests.
- Huh?

- Only one of the guests up?
- Yeah.

The way Don interacts
with Eddie is completely wrong.

Dig your own grave

because that's not the way
you have respect for your boss.

- Come on, guys.
- No. We--

- You're wearing a mustache.
- No.

You are wearing a mustache.
Hey, Captain.

Don't laugh. Don't smile.
Don't speak.

[laughter]

Steve is like
a freight train.

He just doesn't slow down.

Captain's gonna try to make it
happen with Aerosmith.

What's your problem?

Listen, I don't want
to do this right now.

I'm starting
to get angry at someone,

so now you're calling me out
for something like that?

Yeah.
Well, that is not normal.

How is that not normal?

I can't have
my personality here?

- That's not normal yachting?
- No.

Do you not see
that I'm good with the guests?

So how you gonna sit here
and call me out for something

like that?
Now that makes me upset.

But you say--
how is that normal yachting?

Especially what happened today,
the context you have

is so out far
in left field.

Dude doesn't know sháá.

Do you know that 30 seconds
in front of a radar has

enough potential to permanently
zap any of our gonads?

You're so intense.

How much does he really
know about boats?

It's a front.

The guests are seated
at the table.

- Thank you.
- Ay-yi-yi.

- Oh, yeah.
[all cheering]

[chuckling]

[salsa music]

[speaks indistinctly]

I want them to walk away
and think, "Wow,

that was different."

They're on vacation.

Try to impress them.

[Kate]
So this is Mexican spaghetti.

- Spaghetti?
- Um...

I'm a little freaked out
by this whole angel hair

pasta Mexicano thing.

Kind of a chipotle red sauce,

tomatoes over angel hair pasta
with a chili crème fraîche

and a little bit
of cilantro coriander.

- This guy is good.
- Amazing.

- Good.
- Mmm, really good.

Angel hair pasta Mexican.

The guests love it.

This was not
what I was expecting,

but I'm pleasantly surprised.

When there's a bone,
it's, like, okay to go finger.

- Oh, yeah?
- Right?

It's a new rule.
That's an African thing, yeah.

We normally just eat
with our hands, everything.

Because I like to eat
my lamb chops with my fingers.

[Don]
So, Rocky, you never told us
where you live.

Long Beach, California.

- I love him.
- I listen.

So what's your story?
Do you have a girlfriend?

- I do.
- You do?

Mm-hmm.

- Got it.
- How is she?

She's great.
Hates that I'm here.

It's not easy for a significant
other back home letting

their others to go out and live
on a yacht with other women

and be away
for a long amount of time.

What does she do
for a living?

She is
a rock climbing instructor.

Mm.
I like it.

- Spicy.
- Badass.

You were at the gym.
She was there.

She assisted you at the ropes,
and you were like,

"Wait,
I can tie that for you."

[laughs]

Eddie's so hot.

If he didn't
have a girlfriend...

[whistles]

Yep. I said that.
[clicks tongue]

I'm all about the bone.
Mmm.

- [snickers]
- [laughs]

- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Bone's in.

[laughing]

This is like a boat
just full of horny people

making jokes left and right.

Well, you just said it.
[laughing]

Mm-hmm.

[Kate]
So the guests, they love it.

They love the colors,
the flavors,

and they were very surprised.

- Very surprised?
- Pleasantly.

Not as surprised as I am.

Every meal
is like a sculpture.

Very good.

It's not Mexican at all,
but it's, like, great.

I love it.

Angel hair pasta, you know,

would it be a normal thing
for Mexicans?

Maybe not. Maybe yes.
I don't know.

Kate had some doubts,
but Kate's not a chef.

I am.

I just do what I do best.

I cook, and I enjoy it,

and if people are enjoying it,
I'm happy.

- Ah!
- Whoo!

- ♪ Macho, macho man ♪
- Olé.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

[phone beeps]

I'm not stopping.
[laughing]

I feel like every little boy
should have their father

to look up to.

And because my father was not
the greatest guy to look up to,

I feel like I've had
to fill in that part

my whole life for my brother.

Like, keeping busy
is a bonus for me right now.

Why is that?

God, it's so bad
to say with a smile,

but I don't even know
what else I'm supposed to do.

I got an awesome text
this morning from my brother

when I woke up.

I don't have a relationship
with him,

but my dad d*ed last night.

- What?
- Yeah.

- Your dad?
- Oh, no.

So if I've been
on my cell phone,

it's just kind of trying to keep
in touch with my brother.

Of course.

Kind of tell my brother,
I was like, "If you want me

to come home for you,
I will come home for you."

I'm not gonna
come home for him

'cause he was an alcoholic
who was addicted to dr*gs.

I don't need to be
a part of that.

Understandable.

There's absolutely nothing
I can do.

So I told him that we'll either
have beers one day down here.

He can fly down for the day
or whatever he wants.

There is no question in my mind
I would walk off this boat

faster than people could carry
me to be there for my brother.

- Hey. Hey, hey.
- Hey.

[overlapping chatter]

What would you
like to drink?

We would love a Limoncello.
Come on, baby.

[woman]
I want to see you--

- No.
- No, you don't. You'd get mad.

- You're gonna be jealous of me.
- This is your Limoncello.

It can get dicey late night

with charter guests
that like to drink a lot.

There you go.
Here's your Limoncello.

- Kiss her. Kiss her.
- You kiss her.

- You kiss her.
- Limoncello.

- Here's your Limoncellos.
- Kiss her. Kiss her.

It's like, "Uh-uh.
We're not going there."

- Kiss her.
- Here's your Limoncellos.

Cheers.

- Good night. Love you.
- Good night.

- How are the guests?
- They went to sleep.

[Amy]
How's it going?

I don't know
about how much experience Rocky

really has as a stew.

I-I don't want to be mad at her
about the freaking radar.

I know.

And I was like,
"Ugh, that's bad, really bad."

Chief stew, third stew,
there's frustration there,

but I just don't want to see it
get to the point where

it did with me last season,
and I won't let that happen.

She's a quick learner...

- Yes.
- When she wants to.

Yeah. There you go.

You just have to make her
want to.

Donnie, you on the bow?

- Let go of that line!
- Sháá.

Ease off on the bow line
until I tell you to secure it.

We stand a good chance of
ripping that piling clean off.

♪ ♪

- Are you early, late?
- Everything.

I just stay around and see
where I'm needed.

How are you feeling
about this so far, charter one?

Good.
Pretty good.

- Good.
- Pretty good.

I mean, we're slowly
but surely learning the boat.

Uh-huh.

I have a couple issues
with the deck hands

that need to be resolved.

How about you?

You and Kate seem to be getting
along better this year so far.

- Yeah. A lot.
- Good. Right.

We have the same angle,
like, happy charter guests,

and so we've been--
it's been great.

Like, she had a little moment

where she was getting
frustrated with Raquel today.

Kate's vicious.

She's great, she's a good
friend, but she's vicious.

She's never somebody you want
to get on the bad side of.

I understood
where she was coming from,

but then I had, like,
flashbacks.

I'm like--
and I really like Raquel a lot.

- She's a character.
- She is a character.

[Kate]
It looks like
you got settled a bit.

- Do we?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I appreciate
that sentiment.

If you don't mind...

I love that you are into
doing it, but I'm telling you

- I'm probably not...
- Not gonna do it.

No, I'm not because
I clean other bathrooms all day.

It's a bit like a bombshell
that hits in the bathroom.

Don't hate me
for being organized.

So you heard today
that your dad passed away?

- I did.
- And it's just nothing?

It's not that it's nothing,

but I mean,
if I haven't talked to him...

He gave birth to you.
It's something.

I haven't talked to him
in 12 years.

He was just
a horrible alcoholic,

like someone
you didn't want to be around.

So like I said, the only reason
I feel bad is for my brother.

- So you grew up...
- With just my mom and brother.

- Okay.
- That's it.

For the reaction
I have to my dad dying,

I think you have to be
in my position

in order to understand it.

I think I came out pretty
awesome for not having a dad.

Some people might argue,
but fááá you.

I mean, I wouldn't go
to his funeral anyways.

If you were in my situation,
you would completely understand.

But from an outsider's point
of view, I completely--

It probably
looks really stupid.

I personally have
some unresolved issues

with my own father.

It would be terrible
for me to be in the position

of Connie's where those issues
remain unresolved.

[Eddie]
You want to get a fresh--

you want me to get
a fresh glass?

She wants more champagne.

Can I open this one
or something else?

- No. That's good.
- This is okay?

- Yeah, that's good.
- Okay, good.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

You want this in your room?

You want it? Sleep well.

Oh, here.

I can't blame them
for trying with all of us,

but I really don't want to be
a part of their ménage à trois--

tres, whatever they say
in Spanish.

[laughs]

I just tried to--
She just tried to r*pe me

- I'm pretty sure.
- No way. Thanks for your help.

She, like--She, like,
really wanted me to come inside.

Well, thanks for your help.

Whoo.
Man, no worries.

I think I'm sweating
and blushing a little bit.

Let's be honest.

What female wouldn't try

and pull Eddie whisper-hair
in their bedroom?

Hello?

Charter one is
pretty much over as long

as we make it to the dock
tomorrow in one piece.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[music winds down]

That is disgusting, dude.

Jeez, dude.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

How's Lucy and Desi
last night?

This room ain't big enough
for the two of us.

- How'd you sleep?
- Pretty good. And you?

[Leon]
I don't know,
tossing and turning.

Living with the girls, hopefully
gonna get my laundry done. No?

It's just
the pre-sleep awkwardness.

Yeah.

Here's the thing with Leon.

I might have
a bitchy resting face,

but I'd rather have that than

an annoying
resting personality.

- Toilet cleaned?
- Ooh, I don't know about that.

Can't see Kate
doing my toilet.

Last night I spoke
about squeegeeing the shower

when you finish.
"Me squeegee?

Do you not think
I clean enough?"

We're still trying
to feel each other out I think.

She's a little bit sketchy,
and I'm a little bit sketchy.

Hopefully I can win
her over, I think,

but I don't know.

Yeah.

- I need to be around the crew.
- Yeah.

[Eddie]
You want to move
out of there and into here?

I think maybe.

[Eddie]
Kate wants to move,

and I want a bigger room,
but I got to play it cool.

I can't be too ambitious
about moving.

Otherwise Kate might be like,
"Oh, wait,

maybe I need to rethink this."

If you wake up in,

like, the middle of the night,
like, 3:00, 4:00 in the morning,

and you, like, look over,
and he's awake, just,

like, reach your hand out.

It's so awkward!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, good morning.
- Morning.

How are you?

[man]
Oh, wow, you look great. Yeah.

[Rocky]
Yeah. New day.

Which Kate am I gonna get?

Am I gonna get the good Kate?

Am I gonna get
the gnarly Kate?

Am I gonna get the scary Kate?

Make two mimosas.

- You know how to make that?
- Yes.

Oh,
it's the torturing Kate.

We leaving in the next hour
or two?

When are we gonna head back--

Yeah, and we're shipping you
out of here.

[Lee]
Did you want to talk, Kate?

Yes, please.

After two days,

and I've seen what the bed
situation is like in my room--

You want to bail.

It's just awkward,
a guy and a girl, right?

It's close,
and also he's a very good chef,

but sometimes
he annoys the sháá out of me,

and quite frankly, I'm taking
a big downgrade in space

going from guest-ish--

I don't care.

- Okay, so that can happen?
- Yes.

Thank God.

So the guests want
Aerosmith on board.

- Mm-hmm.
- They didn't say Steven Tyler.

They said Aerosmith.

- Are we gonna get--
- I happen to know--

Oh, you know of an islander
named Aerosmith?

Better. Donnie.

- Do it.
- Yeah?

Whatever the guests ask for,
we try to accommodate,

and Don,
he'll do whatever I say.

Okay, great.

Yeah, I like it.

Yay.

Can I get anyone a drink?

How about a round of mimosas?

- It's the last day.
- Yeah.

- I think we should.
- Let's do it.

Okay.

[upbeat music]

Oh, yeah.

This is your moment
to shine.

What are you
getting me into?

[Amy]
This is great.

Kate and I are, like,
transported to six years old,

and we're playing dress up
with our life-sized doll

and putting the makeup
and the eyeliner.

You're gonna make me
look like a transsexual.

That's kind of the point.

Sorry you're our victim,

but deep down
he really liked it.

Yeah, that's perfect.

I fáááing hate Aerosmith.

- This is happening.
- Uh-huh.

[sighs]

[laughter]

How's everybody doing?

- Great.
- Good.

Well, we had such
a wonderful time with y'all,

so I'd like to welcome out
the king of rock and roll,

Aerosmith.

[cheers and applause]
- No way! No way!

- How y'all doing?
- No way!

- Yeah!
- How you doing, baby?

I just came by,
hope you guys have a good trip.

I got to fly off.

Yee-hee, baby!

You know, the guests
wanted Aerosmith, and I tried,

but I couldn't accommodate that,
so I did the next best thing,

Eros Smith.

[cheers and applause]

Rock on, baby mama.

Let's get the anchor up
and get out of here.

It's show time.

That's good right there.
Good speed.

All right, anchor's home.

This is exceptionally hard

because this is our first time
docking this boat.

This is a brand-new marina
for us,

and it's a shallow marina
with a difficult turn.

[Lee]
I need everybody in position
right now.

- Copy that.
- All right.

- Donnie, you on the bow?
- You got it, buddy.

- Ready?
- Ready?

Yep.

Get these fins
out of the way.

- Can you do that?
- Yes, sir.

Get that one
out of the way.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[Rocky]
So can I get you
another drink?

- A mimosa would be great.
- Okay.

Hey, what do you
have to do today?

[woman]
I know.

You have to leave the boat,
and that's gonna be pretty hard.

We need about 20 feet forward
to get that stern line, Captain.



♪ ♪

Sháá.

[Lee]
Let go of that line!

Ease off on the bow line
until I tell you to secure it.

If Don
doesn't slack that bow line,

we stand a good chance of
ripping that piling clean off.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

I need you to be thankful
for this experience

and not frustrated.

[exhales sharply]

Oh.

What kind would you like?

- Okay.
- Yeah.

We'll get that right to you.

Man, I want to see
what's going on in the kitchen.

- Chef.
- Yeah.

- What's happening, brother?
- What's cr*ck-a-lacking?

[Leon]
Habaneros, yeah,
that's for the--

They're hot.

- Ah.
- Are you sure?

I'm nervous.

Oh, my God,
that's really good.

[Leon]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Over there. Over there.

- Oh, no.
- The exit's over there.

If you're gonna puke,
straight out that door.

I'm not gonna puke.
I'm like--I know--

I eat hot stuff all the time.

- Where's my champagne?
- Right here.

[Steve]
It's hot!

Sháá.

[Lee]
Let go of that line!

I don't know what Don's doing,

but he's about to make
a very expensive mistake.

Ease off on the bow line
until I tell you to secure it.

It is not loose.
It's tight. I'm looking at it.

[Eddie]
Don, Captain Lee
is giving you an order.

You don't argue with him
about it.

Almost there.
Almost there.

In position.

- You got it, Don?
- There you go.

Yes, sir. We're docked.

All right, Captain,
we're tied up.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.
- Attention all deck crew.

I need everybody
up to the wheelhouse now.

See you, buddy.

So we got
through this charter,

but it was not at all

up to the standards
where it will be,

or people will be gone.

I want to ask you

what you were thinking
when you went up the mast.

Uh, I wasn't thinking.

What?

- Watch out for those things.
- Yeah.

I need you to get your head
in the game.

The next time little Rocky
decides to get your attention,

I don't know what
you got to do,

but see that it gets done.

'Cause it's his ass
if you don't.

All the things
that have been going wrong,

even though I haven't
had 100% control on it,

it's still my fault because I
am not holding them by the hands

and walking them
around the boat

like they're children, which I
guess is what I need to do.

Don, when I ask you to give me
some slack on the bow line,

and there's no slack in it--

I mean,
it's tight as a banjo string--

sháá is gonna start
popping and breaking.

I thought it was just
gonna keep on feeding out,

but I had an extra wrap on it,
so I should've just--

I understand
your forte is in engineering,

but on this boat when you're
on deck, you're a deckhand.

[Don]
Why would you use me
in such a small aspect?

Use me to my advantage.
Put me here, maybe fix a tender.

Whatever you need me to fix,
I'll do it.

Make me do something
that's actually hard,

not sit there
and wash the decks all day.

Connie,
I think you're doing great.

Thanks.

You guys take a lesson
out of that playbook.

- That's all.
- Thanks, Cap.

[Lee]
Attention all crew, I need you
to muster on the aft deck

for guest departure.

Over and out, Captain.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- Hi.

[man]
Take care, miss.

[woman]
Thank you so much
for everything.

[Lee]
Thank you.

[woman]
Thank you.

[overlapping chatter]

Captain, it's been great.

It's been
a real pleasure, sir.

- You just--
- Thank you.

You just made this charter
the best experience

- of my life...
- Thank you.

And I've done
a lot of things.

I've had a lot of fun, and I
want to show my appreciation.

- Thank you so much.
- Nice fat envelope

- for you guys.
- We appreciate it.

- Bye.
- Love you guys.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hasta luego.

My God, I love it.

Bye. Bye.

Attention all crew.
Attention all crew.

I need everybody
in the crew mess in two minutes.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

We made it
through the first charter,

and they were ecstatic.

Kudos to you guys, you pulled it
off in spite of some hiccups

that we did have.

Everybody getting along?

Quiet. Okay.
Whew.

Yeah, Captain Lee,
everything's going great.

I've got an uncontrollable
third stew and an annoying chef.

Smooth sailing,
Captain Lee, smooth sailing.

We got a pretty good tip,
over $12,000.

- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.

It comes out to $1,100.
Rocky.

- Thank you very much.
- Amy.

- Thank you.
- This guy's good.

Boom.

That's right.

I feel like
everyone's on a, like,

first charter high right now.

- Thank you.
- Kate. You're a sweetheart.

I actually think the tip
from Steve is a little low.

Why don't you guys
just go out, talk bullsháá,

tell lies, get together,
have dinner, do something?

Don't abuse it.
Tomorrow's a work day.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Release the balloons.

- Good job, team.
- Go team.

[woman]
Whoo.

[Connie]
It's like a roller coaster.

I finally have my dream job
making amazing tips,

yet to not be there
for my brother

who is also my best friend
is really difficult.

It fáááing sucks.

[groaning]

I asked for men deck hands.

- The give me you.
- Oh, really?

Look at that.

Dude, you want
to arm wrestle?

I'll crush you right now.

Dude, I could
take you down.

Am I allowed
to take you down?

You can take me down
any way you want.

No, I'll tell you
what you want to do.

You want to take somebody down,
take this food down.

[Rocky]
Oh, and there's--
And there's chef.

And there's chef
coming in hot.

How's it going in here?

- Getting there.
- Yeah?

So do you mind
if Eddie and I switch rooms?

Our beds are so close,
and we work so close,

I'm afraid that after two weeks
it's gonna be a lot of close.

So who's gonna move?
I got to move to Eddie's room?

- No, no, no. I am.
- Okay.

- Eddie's coming in.
- Too easy.

I think she made a big mistake
'cause the room's amazing.

And maybe I'll see you
at work sometimes.

- Maybe. One day.
- Okay, great.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I'm loving my new room.

I feel like
I'm back in a boat.

Well, I got my shirts out.

I kind of want to wear this.

I'm, like,
excited about my freedom.

It's like,
"Oh, freedom."

Like, oh, I'm off.

Like, I don't have
to do anything.

If I don't want
to talk to Kate,

I don't have to talk
to Kate.

Let's go have fun at the bar.
Boom.

That's beautiful.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- I'm not doing whiskey.
- Holler.

- That is really nice.
- Cheers, guys.

- Cheers.
- Firefly.

Oh, man.

[Rocky]
All right, you guys,
there's an extra one here.

You got to take it.

No, I--no, oh.

You little sháá.

Yeah, my mom was the first
woman's world champion surfer.

Cheers.
Thank you, sir.

You want to see?

Go for it.

No.

I think it's good
that the newbies are, like,

- bonding a little bit, right?
- I know.

- I'm gonna need my drink.
- Are you still--Johnnie Walker?

I've been without a drink
for--look at this.

You are so cocky.

- Not really.
- Yeah.

Come on.

- Hey. Hey, cheers, mate.
- Cheers.

- Bro.
- Cheers, guys.

[Amy]
So this was the question
with the girls.

If you had to make out
with one of the guys--

Oh, you want to play
"m*rder, fááá, marry?"

Yes! Yes.

- [blowing conch shell]
- Whoo!

- Marry Eddie, F Emile...
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- k*ll Leon.

You know what, actually,
Leon might be one of those guys,

like, throw you up
against the wall.

[gags]

Doesn't even smell good.

Emile's being super sweet,
but we are roommates,

so this could really
go in any direction.

I've got
a really sore back.

Are you gonna get me
after I get you?

Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.

This kid's been asking for a
massage and his head scratched.

If I show you
what I can do with these hands,

then it's over.

- Oh, really?
- [laughs]

Rocky's being a complete tease
with Emile.

It's not fair.

We could just be, like,
back massaging partners.

Don't get me horny.

I had a really hard
last three days.

Like, I need some love

and positive attention
right now.

[Emile]
I want to go back to the boat.

I want the massage.

You get enough attention.

Do you really
need more attention?

Emile is very talented
obviously.

You guys want
to take some bets?

Dude, you better
move in on that.

Oh, just rub my neck.

Oh.

I want to go back
to the boat and chill

and hang out
and if something else happens...

[laughing]

I'm gonna go in the Jacuzzi

because the Jacuzzi's on.

Rocky's bananas,

and sometimes I'm the gorilla.

Wait. Hey, hey.
Come here.

[Rocky]
Emile, guess what, I'm single.

Let's go have some fun.

The next time little Rocky
decides to get your attention,

I don't know what
you got to do, but...

[chuckles]

I'm not stupid.
It's not a great idea to--

to, you know,
sháá where you eat.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How you feeling?
- I'm doing great.

I know that you don't have
a lot of stewardess experience.

I'd like to take this time
to go through with you.

You clean out
that juicer for me?

I get why that was there,
I just didn't

want to get
any water in it.

No, no, you can dump it
and wash it by hand. Thanks.

Okay, that wasn't
in there when I did this.

Okay. Carry these down
and put them in the cooler.

Can you carry four?
That's the exact way I learned.

Put the bottom fold

- so all they see is...
- Yep.

The moment you stop hating
what you're doing--

I love what I do.
I'm actually really stoked,

but I just am the type of person
that, like,

wants to have the list,
so I can just be like,

"Bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-
bam-bam."

You know what that
really means?

"I don't like being told
what to do."

I'm just, like--

I wish I could give you
a list.

- Look at me.
- Yes.

- You're not ready for the list.
- Okay.

You're learning
on a charter boat.

I've been
on five or six yachts now,

but I don't know every aspect
of the job.

I don't know
how to make the perfect bed

and all the little details.

This is a whole new--
whole new thing for me,

and Kate's
looking at me like,

"Oh, my God,
you don't get it?"

I need you to be thankful

for this experience
and not be frustrated.

[exhales sharply]

- and it will cleat itself...
- Okay.

And then you
can pull yourself up.

[Kate]
If we're gonna have
a successful charter season,

these are things
I need to teach you.

So if you want to be done
with work,

just let me teach you
what I need to teach you.

I can't wait
to be done teaching you too.

Okay. Heard.
Understood.

I grew up
in this surfing background,

and my whole life,

my mom has shared the word
"aloha," which is love.

Here Kate is,

and I've never felt that word
out of her anywhere.

And we still
have to do this room as well.

I am so miserable.

I hate her.

I'm losing my mind,
like, losing it.

Do I want to be on this yacht
for five more weeks?

Can I do it?
Can I do it?

[crying]

Next time on Below Deck...

- Mr. Slover.
- Oh, he's just--

It's your charter guest
soul mate.

Hi. How are you?

You are going to love
this master.

[man]
Rocket ships don't have nuts.

I've been just dying
to lobster dive.

[Rocky]
This is the conch

- that you guys caught.
- Oh.

[Leon]
Fortunately I have frozen conch
that I can just pull

- out of the fridge.
- Oh, the shell's still here.

Wait, when did you break open
the conch shell they just ate?

[Leon]
That's not your business.

[Kate]
I don't love
that he lies to me.

We should all be a team.

Emile, if we toss it over
and not all the way down

where it should be,
we'll keep it high?

Think about it.
What am I doing right now?

Bro, you're just not
right for this, man.

- You know that, right?
- We'll just keep him on deck.

You keep walking around going
through it the whole time.

Just...

- Whoo.
- Whoo!

All I see
is those pretty butt cheeks,

and I follow
like a dog in heat.

Can you do me a favor

and hop out as quickly
as you hopped in?

Donnie, Donnie. Lee.
Come up to the bridge please.

Hello.

[Lee]
I want to have a chat
with you.


[man]
Hmm.