01x05 - Party Machine/Speak No Evil

[bunniefuu]

[Jenny]
♪ 5:00, get a call
to go blading ♪

♪ At the skate park
down by the mall, ♪

♪ But my mom says ♪

♪ I gotta prevent
hostile aliens ♪

♪ From annihilating us all. ♪

Hyah!

♪ With the strength
of a million and 70 men, ♪

♪ I guess I really
shouldn't complain. ♪

♪ Still, I wish
I could go for a walk ♪

♪ Without rusting
in the rain. ♪

♪ It's enough
to fry my brain. ♪

♪ So welcome to my life
as a teenage robot, ♪

♪ The story of my life
as a teenage robot. ♪

♪ My teenage robot life. ♪ ♪

[Wakeman singing]

♪ ♪

Perfect.

[Beeping]

Right on schedule.

I'm just about ready
to go on my trip.

Beep!

Now I'm ready.

[Singing]

Whoa!

Trash everywhere.

These walls and floors
are filthy.

This room
is an absolute pigsty.

Xj9!

You don't have to yell,
mother.

I'm right here.

What's up?

Well, I will tell you
what is up.

The piles of trash in this room.

I asked you to do one thing
this week:

Clean your room.

There is no way I can leave
such an irresponsible robot

To defend the earth.

I am unpacking.

[Gasps]
no!

I mean, you have to go.

How are they going to solve

The energy crisis on pluto
without you?

Pluto will just have to sit
in the dark

With you to blame.

The annual minutian invasion
happens tomorrow morning.

How can I leave you

To deal with such a thr*at
on your own?

Mother, please.

Just because
I didn't clean my room

Doesn't mean I'm irresponsible.

Now, I fought
the minutians before on my own

And have defeated them
on my own.

You can trust me
to take care of this.

It's time to face the fact

That your little girl
is growing up.

[Mournful violin music]

[Crying]

Well, you're right, xj9.

Well, technically,
you're wrong,

Because you're a robot

And will remain
a teenager forever,

But metaphorically,
you're absolutely right.

I do trust you.

I will go as planned.

Beep!

Now, there's just one thing

Before I leave.

Jenny, I got some stuff
for our secret party tonight.

[Gasps]
brad, hide!

Ahhhhhh!

What was that?

Nothing.

What was what?

I mean, coming.

[Wakeman]
the minutians will land

On this precise spot
tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. Sharp.

How is it again
that you know they'll land here?

They always land here.

Why do you think
I moved here?

The minutians
are predictable, punctual,

And mean.

So you will need this,

The s.u.x. Containment unit,
the only w*apon

Against absolute minutian
world domination.

Oh, yeah, the vacuum thingy.

Well, don't worry.

I'll make sure
it's in a safe place.

See?

Hmm, yes.

Now, you don't want
to miss your flight.

Hello, bradley.

Hello, mrs. W.

Have a pleasant trip,
ma'am.

Do not forget, xj9.



I won't.

Good-bye.

[Both laugh insincerely]

Whew, that was close.

Come on.

It would
have ruined everything

If mom found out about
our supersecret party tonight.

If throwing the coolest
party in the world

Doesn't make me popular,
nothing will.

Totally.

And don prima
will be there.

Mm-hmm.

[Banging]

Mom's back!

Hide!

Hide where?

Oh, it's you.

I came to help
with the supersecret party.

Tuck, didn't I tell you
that--

We got a lot
of work to do

Before tonight.

It's going to be
a total rager.

Where should I put
the pin the tail on the donkey?

You can't stay, tuck.

Yeah, adults only.

[Sobbing]

See, this is exactly why
he can't be here.

I could be an adult!

I could be
an adult!

Look, tuck,
it's just that--

[Telephone rings
on other end]

[Wakeman]
hello?

Hello, mrs. Wakeman?

It's tuck from next door.

Okay, you can stay.

Pin the tail
on the donkey?

Yes.

I just called
to say I love you.

Excuse me?

[Whistling]

The kid's good.

Anyway, he'll just end up
falling asleep.

I'm totally staying up
all night!

Whatever.

This is going to be
the most fun ever!

[Techno music]

Yes, nice to see
all my peeps again.

Ladies,
how's it goin'?

[Together]
hmm!

I dig! I dig!

High-five.

Smack!

Crash!

[Boy]
heads up!

Smash!

Jeez, what's with you people?

Hey, how's my cohost doing?

Oh, brad, I never realized...

Smash!

How hard it would be
to throw a party.

It's much more fun
to go to someone else's.

What are you talking about?

I'm having a great time.

What?

[Wood creaking]

Thud!

Oh!

I got it.

Whoa, what's this
huge line for?

[Cheering]

Wow, I did it!

Who's next?

[All clamoring]

Wow, who would
have thought?

[Gasps]

Oh, haven't any of these people
heard of coasters?

[Growls]

Chill out.

You need to relax.

I don't think I can.

Just leave it up
to the old bradster.

Don prima.

Yes, hello.

I think
she's going to be just fine.

Anyways,
where were we, girls?

[Together]
hmm!

I dig. I dig.

You know, jenny,
it's totally cool of you

To throw
such a swingin' party.

Really?

Swinging?

And me cool?

[Laughs hysterically]

Hmm, yes.

Aw, man,
our only hacky sack.

Hey, dudes, how about this?

You know, don,
I always thought

You were really cool too.

Why, thank you.

That's a cool thing to say.

Not as cool as what you said.

You think so?

I do.

[Boy]
yeah, kick that gadget.

[Laughter]

The vacuum thingy!

[Boys moaning]

Did you just backslap
three hacky sackers

And knock out
don prima?

Don prima!
Here.

Oh, no.
Oh, no, no!

Are you all right, don?

Who's don?

Hello, there.

Hi.

Uh...

So, uh...

How do you...

Feel about...

Pin the tail
on the donkey?

Wow.

I totally love that game!

Really?

Hey, what's with
the little vacuum cleaner?

Oh, nothin'.

Clunk!

This little dude
is totally partied out.

Dude, he needs
a place to crash.

Please snap out
of it, don.

Don?

[Brad]
see, the trick

To pinning the tail

Is all
in the wrist.

Brad, where's
the vacuum thingy?

Don't know.
Chucked it somewhere.

What time is it?



What?

Oh, no.
Oh, no.

Oh, no!
Oh, no!

Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.

Hey, that robot chic's
totally wrecking her own place.

[Crowd cheers]

Where is it?

Where...is...it?

Brad!

Oh, sorry.

Everybody...

Stop!

That's it!

Party's over.

And stay out.

[Engine roaring]

[Ominous music]

Whew.

[Gasps]

[Brad]
ooh!

That was the raddest party
ever.

Snap!

Thud!

[Clock chiming]

Smash!

[Warbling noise]

[Speaking foreign language]

We need to find that w*apon.

[Scoffs]
w*apon.

I got your w*apon

Right here.

Bad idea.

Really bad idea.

Ahh!

[Brad]
whoa!

Good catch.

In less than an hour,
those minutians

Will completely
take over the world.

If only we could find--

Oh!

Hey,
I'm sleeping here.

The vacuum thingy!

On my signal, open the door.

Now!

[Vacuum sucking]

Sparkle!

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!

I guess it really was
a dust cleaner.

[Wakeman]
well, well, well.

I see the minutians are gone
and you cleaned your room.

Splendid work, xj9.

I'm glad
I trusted you.

To show my appreciation,
I think I'll let you throw

That party
you've been wanting to have.

[Together]
ah!

I'll set up
the pin the tail on the donkey.

[Donkey braying]

[Screaming]

[All screaming]

What's wrong?

Eh...

[Speaking
japanese]

[Speaking
japanese]

[Ominous music]

♪ ♪

[Hisses]

Boing!

Boing,
boing!

[Screaming]

Don't panic!

[Translates]

Take cover.

[Translates]

[Snarls]

Hey!

Toss me a pipe!

[Translates]

[Whistling descent]

[Speaking japanese]

Yay!

[Cheers]

[Cheering]

[Speaking
japanese]

[Speaking
japanese]

[Screaming]

[All murmuring]

Hey, brad,
jenny's back!

Hi, jenny.
How was japan?

Konnichiwa.

Konnichiwa?
Cool.

Oh, for us?

Oh, you didn't have
to bring these.

[Speaks japanese]

[Repeats japanese]

I gotta run to the mall.

Hey, jenn, you want to come?

[Speaks japanese]

Huh?

[Speaking japanese]

Ah!

[Door slams]

Well, I'm late
to the mall.

I'll see you later.

And I'm late
to the opening of my present.

[Speaking japanese]

Xj9, you must slow down.

Japanese is not
my forte.

You want sushi?

You need to go to the dentist?

You want to play charades?

Oh, goody.

I love charades.

Four words.

"I."

[Can-can fromorpheus
in the underworld plays]

♪ ♪

Uh, can-can?

Can! "I can!"

"Knot."

"I can not."

"I cannot pat my tummy

And rub my head
at the same time."

"I cannot bungee jump
while painting my toenails."

"I cannot stop eating cheese
in my milkshake."

[Speaking japanese]

"I cannot stop petting
those cute little puppies."

Oh, this is impossible.

How can we play charades
if you cannot speak english?

Let's go find out
what's wrong.

[Machine beeping]

Hmm, open
your oral drive, xj9.

Aha!

You're missing
your language o.s. Disk.

[Buzzing]

Xj9, there's a fire in town!

[Speaking
japanese]

Uh, sounds good.

[Screaming]

[All screaming]

[Speaking japanese]

Uh, did you
get that?

[All talking]

[All screaming]

Lay off the threads,
mama.

I can't understand
a word you're saying.

If you're going to stay
in this country,

You gotta learn
to speak english.

[Horn honking]

I think it's japanese.

Do you know japanese?

[All talking]

Quick, to the library!

[Rewinding noise]

Okay, I give up.

What is it?

Let's take another look
at this gobbledygook.

Oh, what's this?

Test tube plus water drop

Equals frowny face.

Test tube plus no water
equals happy face.

It must mean to add water.

[Muffled screaming]

Cool!

Cool!

Whoa!

Easy, boy.
Easy.

You want some water?

Stay back!

I said stay back,
you filthy slime!

Don't be a fool.

You have your whole life
ahead of you.

Squirt!

Roar!

Oh, no!

My dad's going to k*ll me.

What did I do wrong?

[Yells in japanese]

What did you say?

Clunk!

You need something, miss?

Uh, hey, hey, pal.

Someone needs
to speak to you.

[Yells in japanese]

Oh, the hose!

Hey, hey, buddy, wake up.

This?
You're pointing to this?

All right.

Here you go.

Hey, that's no way
to talk to the animals.

Deja vu.

[Screaming]

[Loud crashing noises]

[Horn honks]

[Speaking
japanese]

[Boy yelling]

He talks like jenny.

Yes, that is
hydrophelix,

Quite common
in japan.

He's apologizing
to the metal girl

For his great size.

Water makes him grow
and also hurts him.

He speaks
of an evil child

Who kept feeding him
with water

No matter how hard
he screamed.

The robot is excited to hear
he is full of water.

Hey, jenn,

These guys know all about
little hydrowhosits.

We will be happy
to bring him home.

[Speaking japanese]

Oh, great, more japanese.

How's anyone supposed to follow
what's going on?

Don't worry, tuck.

From now on, there'll be
no more misunderstandings.

[Door opens]

[Brad]
hello, tuck?

You home?

Hey, did you figure out
jenny's gift?

Sun equals frowny face.

No sun equals smiley face.

Oh, well.

[Whistling]

[Muffled screaming]

[Glass shatters]