07x04 - Weekend at Brandy's II

[bunniefuu]

[Abbi] Previously on Below Deck...

Helen and Richard,
they're repeat charter guests.

[Kate] I love them!

[Kevin] Can we get this food out?

Like, Jesus, just get it together.

-[Simone] You're so rude.
-You haven't even seen rude.

Kevin and Simone
had an exchange that was crazy.

He needs to stay in his lane.

-[Kevin] I'm really sorry.
-[Simone] Okay. We'll be good.

[Ashton] Nobody from the crew
that you're interested in?

[Courtney] Nope. Not a one.

So I heard Tanner
has a bit of a crush on you. You hear?

[Kate] Oh, really? Kind of.

[woman 1] He's having dinner with us.

-[woman 2] You gotta come roll with us.
-[woman 1] Yes.

-[Lee] Thank you.
-[woman 2] He's such a nice guy.

Can somebody bail my ass out here, please?

[Ashton] We're beached.

[bleep] Oh, jeez!

Everything in this charter
has been thrown at us at another level.

[bleep]

That hair's gonna get caught in something.
And that's gonna be very painful.

Your hair almost went in the horseradish.

Suddenly the ship's gonna sink
because my hair is so big?

It's ridiculous.

-[woman] Wanna lay down on the blanket?
-Have some water.

You should come back
to the beach for Brandy.

-[woman 1] Lay down right there.
-[woman 2] Wait.

[woman 1] Just lay down and rest.

She needs medical attention
and she needs it fast.

-[groans]
-[ship horn blares]

[opening theme music playing]

[Brandy groans]

[muttering]

Don't let it impact your time
because this is my vacation.

[Brandy] I'm sorry. [moans]

-[Brandy panting]
-Captain, Captain, Kate.

I'm just confirming, uh,

you want us to get her to the room
as soon as possible?

That's affirmative.

[Brian] Here you go.
You comfortable? You okay?

[Tanner] Now you can lay back.

[Kate] We're gonna take you to the boat.

[Brian] One, two, three...

Gluttony is what destroys you.

-[moans, pants]
-[bleep]

Brandy is not doing so well.

She's freaking out,
and it's definitely not safe at all.

I got you, we got you.

This is really bad.

It's okay, Brandy, we're gonna
get you back to the boat now.

[Ashton] Arms around me,
give me a big hug.

You're good, you're good.

[groans, pants] Are you done?

[woman] Kate, do you mind
if I get some ice?

[Kate] Not at all.

That's why I love these guests.

We've got their friend being carried off
for a medical emergency...

[groaning, panting]

...and they're just
not letting it ruin their vibe.

[woman] She'll be fine in a few hours.

Hey, Kate, will you take a picture of us?

[Kate] Of course.

Everyone say "chicken island".

[chuckles] Chicken Island.

Yeah, good.

[Lee] The medic's on his way here.

Jesus. I guess one less for dinner.

[Lee] Okay. Give me a cool sheet.

I don't know what's wrong with Brandy.

But I've seen
a lot of injuries onboard boats,

a lot of situations
that were life-threatening.

And you can't hesitate.

You hesitate, somebody could die.

[Brandy] Okay, I'm alright.

Kate, Kate, Ashton. Give me a heads up

when you think we should
start bringing guests back.

-We're ready.
-[Ashton] Copy.

We are coming in.

[Kate] Thank you.

[Richard] Helen, let's go!

-[Brian] Let's get them onto the boat.
-[Helen] Thank you, guys.

-[Brian] All right, there we go.
-[groans]

[Brian] All guests are on the tender
heading back to the boat.

[Simone] OMG.

When are people gonna understand?
Uniform!

Jeez.

I used to get bullied
when I was, like, a kid.

So when Kevin says to me
"Oh, like, it's not rocket science, mate,"

My feelings were hurt.

Luckily, Kate is looking out for me
by putting me away from Kevin.

So even though
I'm like back in the laundry...

It could be worse. Yeah.

-[Kate] Courtney, Kate?
-[Courtney] Go ahead.

What's going on?

[Courtney] I just cleaned up upstairs,

and I'm in a guest's cabin
with Captain Lee right now.

[Kate] The guests will be back
and I'm still cleaning up the beach.

[Courtney] Simone,
can you take care of the guests?

'Cause I have to stay down here.

[Simone] Oh, yeah.

-[indistinct conversations]
-[Ashton] All right, Abbi.

-Hello.
-[Lee] She's resting now.

-[Helen] Are you talking about Brandy?
-[Lee] Yes.

Courtney's gonna stay with her.
I've got a medic on the way.

-[Helen] Oh, thank you.
-You think she's that bad?

-[Helen] Yeah, well, they know.
-Yeah, I do.

Well...

I'm responsible for every
swinging d*ck on this boat.

Like 'em or don't like 'em,
doesn't make any difference.

It's my responsibility
that they stay safe.

And if that means
I have to call in a professional to do it,

then there's no doubt in my mind.

That's exactly what I'm gonna do.

He knows what he is doing.

[Kate] I'm not sure
there are a lot of jobs

which require survival on a desert island.

[sighs]

[Ashton] Abbi, you can go aft.

[Abbi] Let's go.

-[Lee] Abbs, get your hair up!
-[Abbi] All right.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

[bleeping]

[Tanner] Kate, what do you say
we split a bottle of wine tomorrow

after we're done with everything?

[Kate] I think that's so rude.
I'm taking my own.

-[Tanner] All right, I like your style...
-[Kate] Yeah.

-[Tanner] ...so bring two up.
-[Kate] Okay.

Kate is like your friend's aunt.

She's sexy and beautiful.

You never know. You gotta roll the dice.

That's a plan to me.

Ow! [bleep]

-[Kelly] Kevin?
-[Kevin] Hello!

[Kelly] Thank you for lunch.
It was fabulous.

I didn't get to, uh...

eat that much because I was still queasy.

[Ashton] What the [bleep]? Ugh!

-[groans]
-[Ashton] Kelly, is that you?

-Well, please get well for dinner.
-[Kelly] I will.

Last night was the Extravaganza.
It was kind of mediocre.

[Kevin] It's just gonna be fish.

If I were to have a Seafood Extravaganza,

I would want, like, towers of seafood,

-all of it. Three towers of...
-[Kate] I would want more than fish.

...all at once.

I think after the last six years
of cooking and yachting,

the standards are just so high for myself,

things can't be mediocre.

So for tonight's dinner,
I've really gotta step it up.

[Kate] Oh, my God!

[Lee] Wait! Seriously...

[Ashton] All right, let's move.

-[Lee] Hey.
-[Ashton] Hey, Cap.

[Lee] Tell her to get that hair up!

[Ashton] Yeah, copy that.

-Abbi...
-[Abbi] Yeah...

[Ashton] ...can I not talk to you
about it again, your hair, please?

No. I gave my elastic to Brandy and...

[Ashton] Then I need you
to get more than one,

'cause Cap told me about it again.

[Abbi] I know, I know.

-[Courtney] Do you have a hand juicer?
-Yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Okay, okay. Okay, okay.

[Ashton] If I can ask you
to go with Captain there?

-[Dr. Chukiat] You've got a patient?
-[Lee] Yeah.

-Thank you.
-That's yours. You're welcome.

[Lee] Right now, she's resting.

-All good? Okay.
-Perfect.

Hey, sweetie, I've got a medic here.
I want him to take a look at you.

[Brandy] Yeah. Okay.

[Lee] Okay? Can you roll over for me?

[Dr. Chukiat] How are you?

[Brandy] I'm good.

Do you have any history of illness?

-No.
-No? You are healthy?

What do you feel right now?

-I'm fine.
-You feel fine?

Yeah.

-Dizziness?
-No.

-Vomiting?
-No.

[Kate] I'm just relieved
that Brandy's breathing.

That's the best we can hope for.

[Dr. Chukiat]
You have been drinking a lot?

[Brandy] Just champagne.

For how many days now
that you have been drinking?

Mm, like two weeks.

[Dr. Chukiat] You should drink
a lot of juice now. Okay?

Yes.

[Ashton] So you've got
all those elastics in there.

Keep some in your pockets,

-keep some in your cabin.
-[Abbi] Yeah.

I'll take the bottom, you take the top.

[bleep]

I just wanna crack one of those beers.
Oh, jeez!

So thirsty.

-Is everything okay with Brandy?
-Yeah. She's gonna be all right.

[Dr. Chukiat] Yeah,
she's taking too much alcohol.

-[woman] Slightly.
-[laughter]

[Tanner] You were so lucky.
You didn't have to come.

Brian and I basically
spent like that whole afternoon

in the water.

Got cuts on our feet,
got a rescue under our belt.

-Oh, my God.
-[Tanner] Yeah.

It was a really good day.

[Courtney] Abbi, doing trash?

-Yeah. I'm gonna bring it to the laz.
-[Courtney] Thank you.

[Ashton] Of course,
just this and the trampoline.

Sweet.

When Tanner gets here, let him help you.

-[Brian] Okay.
-[Ashton] Okay.

Okay, sure you got this?

Yo, after drop-off tomorrow,

-I'm getting so [bleep] hammered!
-[laughs]

[Simone] I'm sorry for laughing.

-[Ashton] 'Sup, dude?
-Yes. [laughs]

Um, when you're done, take Abbi off

and then go help Brian with that slide.

Cool.

-And by that time, I should be out.
-[Tanner] Perfect.

You gonna get White girl wasted tomorrow
or what?

[laughs]

[machine whirring]

-[Simone] Thanks for making me laugh.
-It's what I do, Simone.

Any time you need a giggle,
I'll be your giggle connoisseur.

[sighs]

[machine whirs]

-[thuds, whirring stops]
-[bleep]

[bleep]

[Tanner] Finally got some food in me.

[clears throat] Yo, what happened?

-[Brian] I [bleep] up the davit.
-[Tanner] Oh, [bleep].

[Brian] Captain Lee's
gonna be pissed about this.

I wasn't thinking,
and I tried to pull it up

while it was an angle.

-[Tanner] Then it popped out of the gauge.
-Popped out of the wheel.

-Oh, [bleep].
-Where's Captain now?

-[Tanner] He's in the wheelhouse.
-[Brian] The bridge?

I need to go talk to him.

I'll try and roll this up.

Oh, [bleep]!

[Brian] Hey, Cap, you got a second?

[Lee] Come on in.

[Brian] Thought I'd come
tell you face to face.

I kind of messed up
the cable for the davit.

[Lee] [sighs] [bleep]

You "kind of" messed it up?

Okay, I messed it up.
And I wasn't thinking. I tried to...

Let me guess.

You were lifting the slide up

and the cable came out of the roller.

-Correct.
-Jesus!

It's not gonna be easy.

It's gonna be a lot of work
and it's gonna be very expensive.

Yeah, I take full responsibility here.

This is a major [bleep] up.

The davit's a $60,000 piece of equipment.

Now it's inoperable.

Everything's gotta be done by hand.

It really makes our jobs a lot harder.

Once is a mistake, twice is a pattern.

Fair enough, Captain. Thank you very much.

Again, I'm sorry.

I appreciate Brian bringing this
to my attention.

But any screw-up in the deck department
falls squarely on Ashton's shoulders.

It's his department. Make it run right.

[sighs] [bleep]

[knock on door]

[Kate] I just wanna give you
some fresh water.

You all right?

[Brandy] Yeah, I'm just sleeping.

Are you okay?

I'm good. Thank you for asking.

Have a good nap.

If I could have every charter guest
sleeping for the entire charter,

I would do yachting forever.

[Kevin] Oh... I know where I put it.

-[both grunt]
-[Brian] This [bleep] slide.

-Whoever invented this can suck a d*ck.
-Phew!

[Kevin] I found it!
I found it! I found it!

-What time did you come down?
-Ten minutes ago.

[Kevin] What's the definite
for people showing up tonight?

Seven? Is Captain Lee sitting down?

-For dinner?
-[Kevin] Yeah.

-The medic girl's not gonna...
-[Kevin] Yeah, seven.

[Kevin] Okay, let's do
all the Asian [bleep] first.

Today, I've emptied everything
out of the freeze

and I found
a couple of pieces of fresh fish

and some local Thai prawns.

It's gonna be great.
I've done it many times.

And it's taken the pants off
of many women that I've had before, so...

I'm kidding. [laughs] I'm [bleep] kidding.

Oh!

Just tell Kate I went down
to the laundry, if she comes back.

Abbi, where are you putting all this food?

Deckhands need to eat.

Ashton, Lee, can I get you
to the wheelhouse, please?

[Ashton] On my way.

-[Brian] It's probably about me.
-[chuckles] Whoops.

[Ashton] Yes, sir?

You didn't catch him
before he made that massive [bleep] up?

-Brian? With the davit?
-I don't know what happened.

Brian tried to use the davit
to pull the slide over.

He broke it.

Difficult and expensive repair.

To his credit, he didn't have to be told
to come in here and tell me.

But he should have informed you.
You're his immediate supervisor.

-Okay.
-We will not tolerate fools.

No, we won't. I'll have a chat, sir.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

Thank you.

[Kate] You guys wanna
start setting the table?

Seven people.
I'm gonna change to my black.

Be right back.

[Abbi sighs] It's so [bleep] annoying.

The uniforms, I hate them!

On a mega-yacht,
the day the clients aren't there,

you wear a regular t-shirt.

Then you change
out of that for another shirt.

And then you have to put on
a black version.

This is not what boating is.

This is [bleep].

Can I just not change for like one time?
[chuckles]

[sighs]

[Kevin] This is the final meal, man.

I always get so nervous around this time.

[Simone] No utensils on the table, right?

-For the first course.
-Okay.

[Ashton] Cap called me up to the bridge.

When he called me up,
I had no idea what had gone on.

Um, I was using the davit,

and I sort of pulled it over the railing,
and it got jammed.

I was so [bleep] stressed out.

I was like, "[bleep], dude!"
And I [bleep] hate [bleep] up.

'Cause I don't normally
[bleep] up like this.

Just let me know, so that
I'm also in the loop of what's going on.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

I've got enough experience to know
I should have gone through Ashton first.

But the adrenalin was running through me.

And I wasn't really thinking
about the right procedure to take.

Just really hope Ashton will understand
that this is not gonna happen again.

It's happened, it's done.
Now learn from it, and let's move on.

-Cool.
-Okay.

-Hundreds.
-Cheers, brother.

[Kate] Courtney, Courtney,
can you come to the galley.

Copy. On my way.

Your radio voice
is like a different human.

What is it?

-It sounds so sweet.
-[in high pitched voice] "Hi!"

Oh, my God, stop! No! My mom does this...

-"This is Courtney!"
-...and I yell at her every time.

Oh, my God!

-"Okay, cool."
-[laughs]

[Helen] It's nice not to wear
that Apple Watch.

I like the Rolex better.

Oh, the sun was good to me today.

-[woman 1] Hi. How are you?
-[woman 2] Good.

This is my favorite pose.

-[Kevin] Kate, Kate, Kev.
-[Kate] Go ahead.

[Kevin] See you up here when you're ready.

[Lee] Kevin, Kevin, Lee.
Come up to the bridge.

[Kevin] Coming up now.

[Lee] I don't babysit,

but when I've got my chef
being a d*ck to the interior crew...

Yeah, Kevin and Simone had an exchange.
That was crazy. He just got real...

[grunts]

When Kate brings it to my attention,

then I know it's a serious problem.

What's up?

[Lee] I understand we had a little dust up
in the galley this morning.

You wanna enlighten me on that?

Yeah. I called for food
and she just gets flustered.

-Simone?
-Yeah, Simone.

OMG! Cancel.

And then just not being prepared enough.

I was just a bit frustrated at the time.

But I gave her a hug
and just said, "I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to blow up."

This is something between me and Simone,
and we sorted it out pretty quickly.

For Kate now to go up
and tell Captain Lee that, you know,

there was an incident, pisses me off.

I think we both know where we stand now.

She doesn't really like me,
I don't really like her.

Just grow the [bleep] up.

I was just a bit frustrated
at the time as well.

I get that.

But, um, I tried to get it sorted
as soon as possible, you know.

You gotta have a happy boat.
We're all on one.

[Lee] Okay. [sighs, clears throat]

Kevin's got the balls
to turn his back on me

and walk out of the room?

You don't have to like me,
but you will respect the rank,

'cause I will own your ass in a heartbeat.

[Ashton] Deck crew, deck crew,
let's all go up to the sundeck.

[Abbi] All right, cool.

Today was a challenging day.

When circumstances come up,
we have to adapt and overcome.

I don't want you to feel any more bad

-about your crane [bleep] up.
-Yeah.

But just for the other two of you,

if something goes wrong on deck,
please come and tell me first.

I need to know what's happening.

I really love the team that I have,

but today there seems to be
a lot of little mistakes happening.

[Brian] [grunts] [bleep]

Somebody's got their mic keyed!

-[radio static]
-[Lee] Jesus Christ!

[bleep]

It just looks bad on me
because I'm in the leadership role.

I know Captain Lee's got his eye on me.
I know he's watching me.

So this sucks.

All right, b*tches. Back to work.

[laughter]

[Lee] Richard. Good evening, sir.

Your uniforms, they're always so nice.

Oh, Richard's up and wearing not black.

[Richard] Isn't there a thing
about girls liking guys in uniforms?

[Lee] I have no idea.

[woman] It's hot,
but we're missing a girlie!

[man] Brandy.

[sighs]

[Kevin] All right, we're here in Thailand,

so tonight I'm gonna
just fry off very, like, Thai street food,

but on a classy level. They'll love it.

Is that... Can we get that off?

-[Kevin] No, that's like the crunchy bit.
-[Kate] All right.

-[Kevin] Thank you, guys.
-[Helen] Look at the prawns.

These are beautiful.

Pardon me.

[Kevin] Um, so this is a Thai street food.

You might be a little put off
by the heads and stuff.

[Helen] I like it.

-Do I eat the whole thing?
-[Kevin] The whole thing.

I love it...

Just make it nice and quick
while it stays crispy.

[Helen] Yeah.

[woman] Okay, so I just gotta do it
because it's just like how I live my life?

[Helen] Okay, let's go.

[woman] The sauce is really good.

[Helen] Yeah, the heads are really good,
but you just gotta like suck...

-The heads add a lot of flavor.
-[Helen] Yeah.

[Kate] Kevin,
the table's ready when you are.

-[Courtney] A little more?
-She would love some more.

[Courtney] Okay.

[Kevin] Oh, yummy. All right, let's go!

[Kate] Wait, we have six.

-Where's number seven?
-[Kevin] Have we got enough?

[bleep]

Uh, Captain Lee's not getting one
this course.

Sorry.

-[Kate] So what are we to give him?
-[Kevin] Pardon?

-[Kate] So we just not give him one?
-[Kevin] Sorry.

[Kate] Captain Lee doesn't get one.

[Courtney] He's not getting one?

He forgot an entire main dish
for the Captain.

Sorry, Cap, you're gonna miss out
on this one.

For a chef who's so particular
about platters and service tongs,

he served his mistake
to his boss on a silver platter!

[Kevin] All right, guys.

We've got banana leaf-wrapped
mahi-mahi with a curry paste.

And then the salad
on the side is green mango,

cucumber and radish.

This is beautiful!

It's like a piece of jewelry here. Wow!

You've already pissed me off.
Now you're not gonna feed me?

[Helen] Mmm, wow!

Not a good move.

-Ugh!
-[Courtney] What?

I just... Like, I started eating one
just to taste it.

[Ashton] What happened?

-Captain Lee missed out on this course.
-[Ashton] You're kidding!

So he doesn't have a plate right now?

[Kate] You're not even trying?

I've got no fish, mate.

I used it all yesterday
on the Extravaganza.

Whoopsie!

That's penalties, Kevin.

[Helen] Well, this is outstanding!

Want some? Are you sure?

[Helen] It's like a piece of jewelry here!

-[woman] I know.
-[Helen] Wow!

Well, this is outstanding.

Wow, this is outstanding.

[Lee] I'm eating garnish.

Do I look like a rabbit?

[Helen] Mmm, really good.

I will have Kevin's ass for this.

[bleep]

I can't believe
that he never even tried to like...

-fake something for the captain.
-For Captain Lee?

-I know.
-[Kate] 'Cause he had time.

I was like,
"You still want us to walk out?"

-I know.
-"Just go." Crazy!

[Tanner] Word on the street,

a couple of bottles of wine
with Kate tomorrow.

[Brian] Wait, wait, wait, step back!

You sipping some wine with Kate tomorrow?

Just you and her?

I was like, "How do you feel tomorrow
about having wine,

-I don't know, may be up top?"
-On the boat?

-Yeah, she goes, "How about two?"
-[Tanner chuckles]

-Who said that?
-A bottle each.

-Yes! My man!
-[Ashton] Nice, my boy!

So we'll see.

[Brian] [bleep] gonna go down
on the bunny pad.

Got the g*ns loaded!
[imitates g*n cocking]

[both laugh]

-[Kate] You'll get crew laundry going?
-[Simone] Okay.

Okay.

[Helen] So good.

[Simone] OMG! Deck people!

I'm going to bed. Kevin, thank you. Mwah!

-Thank you.
-Mwah!

-See you in the morning.
-Goodnight!

-Tuck in your blouse.
-It won't go any tighter!

-[chuckles] Do you wanna make a hole.
-I know. Kind of.

[Kate] I was gonna ask you
about your dinner.

My dinner wasn't complete.

Everybody got a full course meal but me.

You were stuck at the head
of the table eating a garnish.

And acting like that's what you wanted.

And then pat me on the shoulder
like the condescending little prick.

His attitude to me this evening
was more than I needed.

If you're gonna be
an arrogant little prick,

you better back it up.

Don't you want to impress your boss?

If Brandy had showed up for dinner,
what was he gonna serve her?

That's piss poor planning, obviously.

-I think you're right.
-We can finally go to bed.

-You guys did a good job tonight.
-I'm glad.

I feel like you look at the laundry room

-and, like, have a slight heart attack.
-I know.

I know, because if I don't do it, then...

-[Abbi] It just doesn't get done.
-[Simone] Yeah.

I feel like every time I walk by,
you're in there.

I know. Anyway...

-probably just chat to people about it.
-Yeah.

Maybe if someone else
could just do a bit more.

I'm getting a bit disappointed
that I have to go back to laundry.

And I know that Kate is looking out for me
by putting me away from Kevin.

But, like, I don't wanna
just be the laundry girl.

Tell Kate, "Oh, do you mind
if I do the service

and Courtney takes my
place down here for a bit..."

-[Simone] Oh, yeah.
-[Abbi] "...I wanna practice service."

-[Simone] Oh, yeah, that works.
-[Abbi] Yeah.

You're gonna hug me!
You're my favorite, Abbi.

-Thank you.
-[both chuckle]

-Goodnight, guys.
-Goodnight.

[Brian] There's still some wine and stuff
out there.

[Courtney] No, we'll go get it. Thank you.

[Kate] Thanks, Brian.

You don't think Brian's so hot?

-[Courtney] He is good-looking.
-[Kate] His arms?

I bet he takes mirror selfies at the gym

and he posts them on Instagram.

[Courtney] Oh, found him! Oh.

[both] Oh!

-[Courtney laughs]
-[Kate] Oh.

-[Courtney] That's junk of Insta.
-[Kate] Oh, no.

-My suspicions were correct.
-Yeah.

Brian's body is like a negative for me.

Like, I don't like someone
that works out that much.

You can't have time for me
if you're working out that much.

[both gasp, giggle]

-[Kate] Literally...
-[Courtney] You look like an assh*le.

It's not cuddly. I like something squishy.

If he would just... not do that?

Yes! [chuckles]

[laughs]

[Courtney] But, generally, I'm not
physically attracted to people

until I get to know their personality.

So we'll see where it goes.

[Kate] You're gonna finish breakfast pull.

-Yeah.
-I'm gonna go to sleep

'cause the guests are up at 7:00.

Okay.

My feet hurt.

[Brandy] Is somebody up or what?

[Courtney] Oh, hi.

-Hey, how are you doing?
-[Courtney] Good. How are you?

-[Brandy] Could I have some juice?
-[Courtney] Yeah, of course, you can.

[bleep]

-[Brandy] There's nobody up.
-[Courtney] No.

What time is it? Do you know?

Uh, like 12:30.

-At night?
-Yeah.

I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.

Here you go.

[Brandy] Do you have any champagne?

Yeah.

Uh, I'll have some.
I'll have... one of those.

-Do you want a mimosa?
-Yeah.

Okay.

I don't wanna serve Brandy champagne

because I don't wanna make a judgment call
that's completely incorrect

with someone who had an exorcism earlier.

[Brandy retches] I'm... I'm all right.

[moans, retches]

-[knock on door]
-[Courtney] Kate...

[whispers] Brandy is awake.

And I called Jeff and I was like,
"Get me the [bleep] out of here." Like...

[Courtney whispers] She's in the salon.

She wants to sit there and have a mimosa.

-[Kate] No!
-[Courtney whispers] I know!

[Brandy] You're not even listening to me.
Hello?

[Courtney whispers] Should I just put
sparkling water in orange juice?

[chuckles]

[Brandy] They all went to bed
and I'm still sitting here,

so I don't know.

Kate, why are you still up?

You need to lay down. You look...

Gorgeous?

-Yes.
-[Kate] Thank you.

[softly] Dumb bitch.

Are you're gonna tell me I look tired?

How dare she?

[loudly] They're sleeping! I'm by myself!

Is this real life?
This is just not real life.

What the [bleep] is going on right now?

He's after me, and I'm like, whatever.

Hello?

Well, the screaming stopped.
She hung up on her home screen.

Hold on a second, please!

I don't know what to do
with insane people.

[Courtney] I lost her.

[Kate] She's asleep.

Go to bed right now.

[Courtney] That was terrifying.

[Kate] Yacht's closed.

Goodnight.

-Hello.
-Hi. Could I get a glass of champagne?

[Simone] Of course.

-[Tanner] Starting to wake up a bit?
-[Abbi] No.

Here it is. [laughs]

Kevin, Simone. Richard is now up.

[Kevin] Okay. We'll go on the buffet.

Great.

Ugh!

[Simone] Hello, can I take this?

-No, I'll keep it.
-No? Okay.

All right. Let's get outta here.

Start pulling the anchor.

[Ashton] Anchor's in the pocket. [grunts]

Copy that. We're outta here.

Cheers, girly girls!

Did this morning go much smoother...
breakfast and everything?

[Simone] Think I've got the hang of it

-to get used to dinner.
-Good.

The great thing about Simone
is she's trying.

Her intentions are to improve.

I can work with that.

-Just throwing you right in the fire.
-[Simone chuckles]

This was absolutely spectacular.

Hey, Cap.
How did, um, dinner go down last night?

Yeah, it was okay.

Sorry about missing out the fish for you.

How did that happen?

I had seven portions.

In my head, I thought I had eight.

So I test tried one of them.

A good thing
the other guest didn't show up

or you'd have really been [bleep].

Hell of a way to run a railroad,
don't you think?

It's not like you're limited
on your budget.

It seems to me
you would have ordered more,

not just barely enough.

Yeah.

[Kevin] I messed up last night,
but I don't expect for someone

not to even address me
or look at me, you know.

I don't think
it's fair to be doing that to me.

And now, it's just
gonna be a little bit harder

because I've got this in my head

that he doesn't think
I'm doing a good job.

I just got scolded
for leaving Cap's fish off last night.

[Simone] Damn!

Don't let it ruin your day.

[Tanner] How you doing this morning, Kate?

I'd feel a lot better
if you'd fold that towel into threes.

[sighs]

Still down for a little wine action
after work today?

-Always.
-Let's do it.

Confirmation station!

So where is Kevin?

-[Courtney] Right there.
-There we go.

So I have my little panties in here

and there's some pearls that are...

-Beautiful...
-You're gonna love the pearls.

-[Kevin] Thanks so much.
-[Helen] And also is my card.

Put the panties on
and do a selfie and send it to me.

I'm confused. [chuckles]

Thanks so much.

-[Helen] Yes.
-[chuckles]

[Brian] What's up?

It's like a gift.

Pearl touch, erotic masturbation kit.

-Oh, my God.
-[Courtney] Give me.

[Kevin whistles]

[Kevin] You can wear those
around your neck,

-and then, boom, in your vag*na!
-These are...

Eh!

I've never seen beads like that.

There's instructions here, she said.

I thought they were like
something to go around your throat

and, like, strangle you a wee bit.

The asphyxia? Is that what you call it?

'Cause they're really long
to be a**l beads,

and they're not big either.

They're just like small little...
boop-boop.

Boop.

I don't think this goes inside anything.

What do you use them for?

-[Courtney] I'm leaving.
-[Brian and Kevin laugh]

[Kevin] Jesus!

[Brian] That's male?

No, that's definitely not male.

-That's not male.
-That is to set a vag*na in.

Yeah.

Go ahead and get my wing station set up
around the corner here.

Copy that.

Tanner and Brian, take these aft.

The end has finally arrived.

Let's drop.
All right, stations, everybody.

Richard, thanks for packing my clothes.

-You didn't get my toiletries?
-No. They're right there.

[Brandy] You only live once, okay?

You got 150 feet clearance
to the pier astern.

Jetty is now parallel to our port quarter.

This current is [bleep] vicious.

So here's to a successful voyage.

[Ashton] All right, Captain.

Our stern is now in line
with the docking jetty.

All right! Let's get your bow lines on!

Tight as you can! Quickly!

[Kevin] [bleep] me.

All right, we're clear. Well done, guys.

[Ashton] Jeez, this is a heavy one!
This must be Brandy's!

[Abbi] Yeah.

Feels like there's a lot
of deep emotional problems in there.

[both laughing]

-[woman 1] Thank you for everything.
-[woman 2] Thank you so much.

-[indistinct conversations]
-Love you.

[Kate] Do I have lipstick on my face?

-No, do I?
-[Kate] I hate that.

We need a group hug!
You guys were amazing!

If anything I did was bad, just...

-No, you're good.
-...forgive me, okay?

And this is a reflection of how amazing
you guys were, so thank you.

Beyond champagne and caviar.

[laughter]

All I can say is,
I say if you could handle this one,

-I think you can handle anything now.
-[laughter]

-Bye, guys. Thank you.
-See you.

-Good luck.
-Thanks again!

Okay, guys, they're gone. Get after it.

Change into our blue shirts
and our grey skorts.

[Brian] There we go!

[Kevin singing] ♪ Pum, pum ♪

[Ashton] Let's just scrub that main deck.

I don't wanna touch any more hair.

I need everybody
in the crew mess immediately.

[Ashton] Let's just go down quickly.

[Abbi] So excited
to see how much we got tipped.

These skorts are uncomfortably short.

[Simone chuckles]

[Lee] Number two is in the books.

Remember I said I was waiting
for the other shoe to drop?

-It dropped!
-Hard!

I thought that you guys did a great job
getting that tender off.

You came through on that one.

-Thanks.
-Thanks, Captain.

-Kate, your girls did a good job...
-[Kate] Mm-hmm.

...service-wise.

I appreciate it.

Feels like the Captain's making a point
of telling everyone

they did a good job apart from me.

[Lee] We got it done. It was good.

But, you know,
good at being a C, isn't he?

And that's not C for Captain.

Well, it was a good charter,

and they treated us, well, $20 grand.

So that comes out to about 1,800 apiece.

Okay. So, improvement.

[Lee] A little bump.

[Abbi] I have never had this much money
in my hand at once.

I feel like a baller. [laughs]

You guys will be going out this evening.

Have some fun.

-[Kate] All right.
-[Lee] Thank you.

[Kevin] Whatever.

[Kate] Hey, do you wanna
bring ironing up here?

Look at the ocean, be around us.

[Ashton] So you reckon Courtney's
come out of her shell a bit?

You guys are getting along nicely now.

[Brian] I didn't want us
to be on each other's bad side.

So I've been making an effort.

So you decided to stop being a prick?

[laughs]

Um, did you know
about the little date tonight?

[Courtney] What date?

[Simone] [chuckles]
I think Tanner asked, um...

[Courtney] Abbi?

-[Simone] No.
-Kate?

[Simone] You don't know?

-[Simone laughing]
-Uh, what...

I've got good FBI skills in the laundry

So, basically, I don't know, apparently
he asked her out and then like...

[Courtney] And she said yes?

She said yes, 'cause I heard
the guys celebrate yesterday.

And apparently it's happening today.
[chuckles]

[Courtney] Kate and Tanner
going on a date is hilarious.

I'm into it.

Because I'm nosy,
I wanna know all about it.

[Simone] Maybe it'll be good, we'll see.

I'm done up here.
I'm gonna jump outside now, wash down.

-Oh, you are? That's nice.
-Yeah.

This is water.
I didn't use starch on this.

[Courtney] No, it looks fine.

-[Kevin] Hey, bro.
-[Tanner] What are you doing out here?

-[Kevin] Coming to help.
-[Tanner] You coming outside to help?

-[Kevin] Yeah.
-[Tanner] My [bleep] man.

[Ashton] Kev, you got your eye
on anybody in the crew?

[Kevin] No, bro.
You've asked me after every charter.

It's not like they're getting
any better looking, mate.

-[laughs]
-[Kevin] What about you? Courtney?

[Ashton] Well, she's a...
She's beautiful and stuff, but I don't...

-It's not someone I'd normally go after.
-[Kevin] Yeah.

I like a girl that I can flirt with

and there's a bit of like
back and forth banter.

I think Courtney's like one of those girls

that you need
to have such a big chasing game.

I'm not sure about Courtney yet.

She's a stunning girl

that I think
has a lot of personality inside of her.

But she's not very open.

There's nothing wrong
with being like that.

-But it's just not my type, you know.
-[Kevin] Nah.

But there's always a possibility.
[chuckles]

You... You can never rule it out.

Like, I say [bleep] like this
when I'm in my normal mind.

[Tanner] Yeah, then few drinks kick in.

There's this hooligan Ashton inside of me
that just wants to bash out.

-I think we all seen that the other night.
-[laughs]

-What do we have to do after this?
-[Ashton] We're in a good space.

-[Courtney] Okay, that's all done.
-[Kate] Thank you.

[Courtney] And they each have new towels.

I hear...
that you might have a date tonight.

[Kate] Well, I'm the last to know.

Okay, someone told me
Tanner wanted top take you out.

He said he wanted to share some wine,
which I thought we were all gonna do.

I think he thought
he was asking you on a date.

[bleep]

That's so nice.

I said I would have
a glass of wine with Tanner,

and now it's a date.

I think Tanner's adorable,
but I think before I agree to a date,

he needs to have the balls to call it one.

Did he say he'd give me a corsage?

-I hope so.
-[Kate] Me too.

-[giggles]
-I'll wear my uniform.

[Kate and Courtney laughing]

Hey, ladies!

Come, men. Chop, chop.
I wanna get some sh*ts with you guys.

[Kevin] I'm gonna have a shower.

[Brian] Yeah, bru, I'm [bleep] hungry.

What happened to your date with Kate?

I don't know where she is.
I haven't seen her.

[clears throat]

[Kate] Tanner is adorable,

but if it's between Tanner
and washing my hair,

I'm gonna wash my hair.

[Kevin] Are we gonna have sh*ts?

-Three, two, one, cheers, cheers.
-[Tanner] Cheers, guys.

[Abbi] [bleep] A!

[Ashton] Who're we waiting for?

[Brian] I haven't seen Kate
since we finished work.

Shame, uh, Tanner missed
his little wine session with her.

I was like, "What's happening with that?"
and he's like, "Oh, I can't find her."

-[laughter]
-Oh, no.

-Hi. Sorry I'm a bit late, guys.
-[Kevin] Oh, here we go.

Had to wash my hair.

[Ashton] Did you wash your hair
instead of having some wine with Tanner?

I can't wash my hair at the bar,

but I can have wine
with Tanner at the bar.

-[laughter]
-[Ashton] Let's go, kids.

[Tanner] Don't you look beautiful!

[Kate] Thanks. I washed my hair.

-Ho-ho!
-Ready to party!

Let's speed it up, folks.
It's a long dock.

Tuk-tuks.

That is the funnest thing ever.

-[Courtney] Thank you.
-So [bleep] excited, guys!

Can you, uh, turn the music up?

-[Abbi] Give us the music!
-[Ashton] Please, give us the music!

Whoo!

-Hi!
-Yes.

Love Court. She's a team player.

Whoo!

Arrr... riba!

[Abbi] Yo, Abbi Lee
is getting [bleep] up tonight!

This charter was long and terrible.
I'm ready to get [bleep] hammered.

[laughs]

[Courtney] Okay, that is my entire butt!

Yeah, sorry. I'll only hold you here then!

All right! This is pretty cool.

Give me your glasses!

-Oh, [bleep], almost spilled.
-[Abbi] Oh, my God!

All right, can I cheers

to, like, a [bleep] challenging charter
that we powered through?

-We're [bleep] awesome!
-Yeah!

I'm so ready to have a beer,

but I've definitely
learned my lesson from last time.

-Court, you're so pretty.
-Thank you.

Please laugh more.

-Please, please, smile.
-[Courtney] Yeah.

Be funnier, then.

[Brian] Yeah, I'm not having no sh*ts.

Maybe one or two,
but nothing like last time. [laughs]

[bleep] amazing, eh? Look at that.

Yeah, it's so nice.

My hips just wanna move!

Let's [bleep] race, Kevin!

[Kevin] No, I'm good.

[Kate] Kevin's like,
"I don't give a [bleep].

I'm just trying to drink my vodka."

[Kevin] I care immensely
about Captain Lee's approval.

So, it's just hard to take criticism...

about to come into charter and stuff.

Oh, [bleep]. It is what it is.

I'm ready just to drink this one way.

[Brian] Do you want another drink?

What I want is you to trade
your shirt for that one.

[Brian] For one of the bartenders'?

-Yeah, okay, I'll do it.
-Take it off!

[laughs] So great!

[cheering]

-Can I buy you a drink?
-Sure, it's fine.

Can I buy you a drink
or was that just sarcastic?

-I don't know.
-Yes, please.

[chuckles]

Sober Tanner is super cute,

but sober Tanner is never out with us.

[Tanner] Might as well cut the [bleep].

Would it be all right
if I asked you on a date?

Because I know the wine date was like...
spun upon.

That's what I'll say.
I'd like to get a drink with you.

I think small talk is done.

Okay.

-Who wants to dance?
-[Kate] Ashton!

The tricky thing is,
Tanner has to be way more sober

for us to hook up,
but I have to be way more drunk.

I mean, I'll bang him drunk probably,
maybe, on accident.

-[Tanner] Hey, bro.
-You all right?

Nope.

[laughs]

You happy?

I really loved that shirt.

[Courtney] You can get it back.

[Ashton] Courtney!

Can I order us a bottle of wine,

and we'll go sit there and we'll have
a bottle of wine together?

[Courtney] No. We're sitting here.

[Ashton] I wanna sit and talk to you.

Well, I need a piss.
So you guys can talk.

Ashton's getting
a little flirtatious with Courts.

What the [bleep], bru? [laughs]

[Ashton] I'll be honest with you.
I'm interested...

to get to know you on, like,
a more personal level. I am.

Court, you are beautiful.

And you're an old soul.

And I love that even more about you.

Like, you just are you
and you know what you want.

Tell me what your...
your two most flaws are.

-Things you aren't good at.
-Dumb question.

Am I in a [bleep]
job interview at McDonald's?

You don't, you don't have to say yes now.
That's fine.

But I would.

[Courtney] Clearly, I'm sort of, like,
half in this conversation.

I hope he doesn't think
he's being romantic.

[Ashton] Let's see what happens.

[Tanner] Come on! Let's go!

[Abbi speaking indistinctly]

Oh!

-[Brian] Would you like a drink?
-Are you having a drink?

Um, if you have a drink,
I'll have a drink.

If you have a drink, I'll have a drink.

I really love the fact

that Brian is hitting on Courtney
so hardcore...

in a sailor shirt.

-Is it good?
-I mean, it's not a real Negroni.

It's a lot of hard alcohol.

I think Brian and Courtney
are gonna [bleep].

I feel like I need to talk all the time.

-Okay.
-You don't think you need to do that?

-[Courtney] I'm really pretty, so...
-[Brian] You are really pretty.

I'm joking.

[both laugh]

[Kate] I like Courtney and Brian.

Yeah.

[both laughing]

Let's just get everyone together
to bounce.

[Abbi] Let's get to the [bleep] boat!

[Tanner] To the boat!

[Ashton] Get in there!

Oh, Jesus!

Ah! Not happening, no!

[grunts]

-Ah!
-Oh, Jesus, Christmas!

[Courtney] Oh, wow.

[Ashton] I'm going with Kate.

[Cortney] Oh, my God.

Tanner, is your shirt inside out?

No, it's not.
Everybody always thinks that.

Oh!

-Where are we right now?
-We're back...

-[Tanner] Where?
-...at the marina.

Aren't we goin' out?

[Courtney] Can someone carry me
to the boat?

You wanna carry me? I'm very heavy.
[chuckles]

-I promise you, you're not heavy.
-No, you're not.

[Abbi] I'm so drunk, you guys.

Like, I still have a bottle in my hand,
but I don't give a [bleep].

-You can [bleep] do this.
-He's a genius.

[Abbi] Brian!

Brian, you got your shirt back, man!

There it is.

[Abbi] I don't care what anybody says.

Kevin's the best person on the boat.

-[Ashton] Just hold on.
-[Courtney] I don't need to hold on.

[Ashton] Jesus, Courtney,
are you [bleep] running a marathon?

[Simone] Oh, [bleep].

[Abbi] When the [bleep]
are we getting back to the boat?

[Simone] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There we go.

You guys, I [bleep] love to sail,

and here I am heading
back to our motorboat.

[indistinct]

-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.

[Abbi] I found a sausage over there.

I love meat.

Bacon-wrapped chicken?

[sighs]

[chuckles]

God damn it!

[Tanner] So last night was fun.

[Brian] Oh, I had such a good time,
and I actually remember everything.

Shame, I was bummed
I didn't get to keep that shirt.

Oh, [bleep], yeah, the Popeye shirt...
You were working!

[laughter]

[Simone] Abbi boo-boo?

How are you?

-[Abbi] I literally...
-[Simone] Don't feel good.

[Abbi] I can't get... like, I can't.

I tried.

[Simone] It's okay, I'll be back.

I'll bring you water, okay? Cool.

Abbi is if... like she's on her deathbed

which is why I don't like drinking a lot.

No! Poison!

-How are you doing?
-[Kate] Good.

[Ashton] All right, Brian.

Let us do the deck.
We can put Tanner on the Intrepid.

[Brian] Let's do it!

Go for a run. Kevin, go for a run.

Go run.

Captain's comments,

I think that's kind of messing
with my head.

I've never had that reaction
by any, any captain in my life.

I'm definitely not a quitter,

and I don't wanna make this
my first time quitting.

But, you know...

That was such a [bleep] move.

I can just hop off and he can come
and cook, no [bleep] problem.

[Brian] I feel like this scrubbing is
not gonna do anything for a hangover.

[Courtney] I hate ironing.

[Simone] [sighs] You'll get used to it.

-[Ashton] Where's Abbi?
-[Tanner] I haven't seen her.

Abbi, Abbi, Ash?

-[Tanner] Has anyone seen her?
-[bleep]

[Ashton] Abbi, Abbi, Ash.

Let's get to this spot
where we can take a break.

Go down, and have some breakfast.

You guys crushed it. Looks really good.

[Tanner] Yo, uh, Ash,
did you get Abbi's text?

No.

She goes,
"I don't know if I'll be up by 9:00 today.

I need a toilet nearby."

As in she's puking.

[coughs]

[Ashton] You're here to be a deckhand.

You're not here to have a good time,
drink as much as you want.

Everybody else is getting up
to be on deck at a certain time.

Where the [bleep] do you get off?

Let's be honest, I made one rule.

After a night out,
you be on deck at the right time.

Yeah? It's the only rule I made.

I was out there by nine o'clock,
as hard as it was.

[coughs]

[women cheering]

[Ashton] Hey, ladies!

[woman] I think tonight
we should have a striptease.

[women cheering, laughing]

[Brian] You're flamingo-ing it.

[both chuckling]

Me and Courtney
are getting along a little bit better.

Oh!

My body is tangled, confused.

[Tanner vomiting]
I don't know what is going on.

I'm ready to die.

[Ashton] What's Abbi doing
up there chatting

like she doesn't have anything
[bleep] else to do?

It looks like a shaft!

[Abbi laughs]

Do you think it's unfair
that I had to mop the deck today?

Did I not ask you if you needed some help?

I asked you guys to do deck checks,
but you wanna tell me I'm being unfair?

The season started off so well.

And it just feels like
the wheels are falling off the bus.

[Kevin] Do you think
that presentation was all right

on that last meal or not really?

I wasn't impressed with it.

If he doesn't step up to the plate,
I'll fire him.

Well, [bleep] you. Good luck
with the next charter, 'cause I'm out.