07x03 - Weekend at Brandy's

[bunniefuu]

[Ashton] Previously on Below Deck...

Oh, wait, but they don't have plates.

There's no plates!

Plates on the table.

Jesus!

This was an outstanding charter.

Except from the service point of view,
there's some kinks.

Last time I checked, the Chief Stew
was the head of service.

-Do you want me to pour for you?
-That's okay.

I'm trying hard to please you, Courts.

[Ashton] Courtney,
I'm impressed that you're eating that

'cause that, like, hot chili.

-[chuckles] You like it hot. I like that.
-[laughs]

Ashton is not so much of a wing man.
Been more of a [bleep] block. [chuckles]

-Helen Hoey and Richard Fiore.
-[Kate] I love them!

They wanna go fishing on day one,
and should they catch anything,

-they want to eat it for dinner.
-That's really cool.

Abigail's probably your greenest.

Sailing's like my passion,
but I've never worked on a motor boat?

[Abbi] Kate, is my walkie in the bathroom?

Ashton, Lee, who currently
does not have a radio?

That pisses me off to no end.

Oh, I wanna go.

-Are you the captain or...
-I'm the Chief Stew.

I'm not sure what they were being served
wherever they were before this.

[Megan] Who invited her? Seriously!

But I think that Brandy had a lot of them.

I'll go get you some water. Just in case.

-[panting, whimpering]
-[shushing]

[horn blares]

[opening theme music playing]

Kate's gonna show you around the boat.

And we're gonna get this party
on the road.

-We're ready.
-[Kate] Hi, guys. Right this way.

That's what we're talking about.
Watch your step here!

[Helen] Hold on tight.

The girl in the white dress is drunk.

[bleep] hammered.

After you, girls.
Yep. Right this way, easy.

Somebody needs to hold onto her.

Boat's not rocking yet.

[Megan] Brandy's a mess.
Who invited her? Seriously!

Would you like a bottle of water
or anything?

We've got a problem.

-There you go.
-What part of the boat is this?

-This is the bridge deck aft.
-I love the teak.

-You gonna be on the bow with Abbi?
-Yep, Let's go up front, Abbs.

[Kevin] No, no, no.

Kate, Kate, Kev,
are they out on the aft again?

Kate, Richard brought handcuffs,
just in case we need them.

[laughter]

-He is smart!
-Yes.

Kate, Kate, Kev, service, please?

-Can you take a picture of us?
-Yes.

Oh, this is a good one, you guys.

[Kevin] Girls, girls, girls,
I need service, please.

Where's the service, you know?

I've been working as a professional chef
for the last six years on private yachts.

The service needs to reflect the standards
that I'm putting out.

Girl, girls, girls?

It's just... It's pathetic.

[Lee] Get my wing stations open.
Time to go to work.

[Helen] I was gonna try
to get that off of the bun.

[Kate] We're getting ready
to leave the dock.

We'll have lunch around 1:30,
and after lunch, you guys can go change

-and get ready for fishing.
-[Helen] Great.

[Lee] We got everybody in position?

-All go here.
-[Ashton] Standing by on the aft deck.

We're gonna go bow to stern
and we're gonna start right now.

-Make sure I look skinny.
-Sweaty besties.

[Ashton] Bow to stern. Copy.

The first charter went really smooth.

I have an amazing team,
but it's early on in the season.

So I'm not getting comfortable yet.

[Tanner] That's all off-lines
on deck, Captain.

[Lee] Copy that. We're walking off.

-We're on the move!
-We're on the move.

[Tanner] Good job, guys.

[Richard] Lookie loo, we're in Thailand.
It's looking nice.

[Kevin] Kate, Kate, Kev?

[Kate] Go ahead.

I'm putting the summer rolls
back in the fridge.

I'm coming up to serve them now.

-Hi.
-I need service, please.

[Kate] I have some lists of things
I wanna have a meeting about Kevin,

like calling me during the yacht tour
for service.

I think, for Kevin,
service is code for attention.

So, what are our sauces?
Just peanut sauce?

Peanut sauce, fish sauce, lime juice,
sugar, tiny bit of chili in there,

so a little bit of a kick.

-Beautiful.
-Thanks, then.

[Richard] Helen, here's your summer rolls.

-[Helen] Oh, summer rolls!
-[Megan] Beautiful!

Oh, my!

So, I noticed that our boy,
Adrian, is not here.

I really hope
that Helen loves Kevin's food

as much as she loved Adrian's food.

When she put it in her mouth
and looked at me and did...

Mmm.

If it's attention that Kevin wants,
I've got the perfect person.

-[Kelly] I love peanut sauce.
-Mmm.

[Brandy] Just so you guys know,
I pay for everything.

-Just remember...
-I pay for everything!

Not Jeff! I pay for everything!

-All you guys, you understand that?
-What?

[Brandy] I wanna know exactly
where the boat's going!

Listen to me!

I've never seen anything real,
fictional like Brandy before.

If you hear me, one more time,
I pay for everything!

-Somebody's keying their mic.
-[radio crackling]

Just turn your radio off.

[Brian] It's Abbi. She's playing around
with her headset.

[Tanner] Jesus!

Her and radios
don't [bleep] go well together.

[bleep]

[radio crackling]

[Kevin] Um, Simone, I just need
those small square plates for dessert.

There they are. Oh, those small ones.

-How many do you want?
-How many guests are there?

[groans]

Shall I just leave them here on the side?

Yes, please. Thank you.

♪ There's not a lot going upstairs
With that one ♪

[bleep]

[Lee] Ash, let's get everybody
out of their whites.

[Ashton] Copy, Captain.

[Abbi] Oof. That was a struggle.

-[Richard] May I have another margarita?
-[Kate] Of course, you can.

-Simone, you can start setting the table.
-Okay, cool.

[Kevin] She is toasted. They all are.

Everything needs to be extra seasoned.

These charter guests are far beyond gone.

So, I'm just gonna serve them
something salty, spicy, lots of acid.

Because nothing's
really gonna get past the palate

after the 40th margarita.

They're gonna want to drench in flavor.

May I come in? [chuckles]

Okay, can I just tell you something?

He's Zeus on the water, seriously.

So I'm gonna call you Captain Zeus.

[laughs]

[Megan] He is Captain Zeus!

[Lee] I'm flattered.

-Is that a joy stick?
-Mm-hmm.

-He's like, the nicest...
-Yeah.

Can somebody bail my ass
out of here, please?

-Let's have dinner!
-He's having dinner with us.

-You gotta roll with us.
-Thank you.

[Megan] He's such a nice guy. Yeah.

I mean, I've got more fingerprints
on my ass than the FBI.

[Megan] He has amazing taste.

Surprised I had any ass left.

[Lee clears throat]

[Kate] Kevin, I'm moving all the guests
towards the table.

[Kevin] Copy that.

I'm [bleep] ready to roll.

-[Kate] Hi, guys!
-Hello.

Hi, ladies!

We can do lunch.

-You guys hungry?
-Yeah, let's go.

I'm afraid next time I go up there,

Megan's gonna be giving Captain
a blow job.

[Kevin laughs]

-[Megan] You're a really good person.
-Thank you.

[Helen] We love our captain!

[Kate] Courtney, Simone,
please come to the galley for service?

[Simone] Copy. Coming.

I'm gonna put the food on the table
to let them know what's happening.

[Kevin] Okay, copy.

[indistinct] ...with no dairy.

Thank you.

[Kevin] Cool, cool, cool.

[Brandy] Where are you?

Hi, guys, how are we?

We're good!

All right, bean salad there,
some medium rare beef,

and then some charred corn
with parmesan cheese and smoked paprika.

[Megan] I'm just, like, watching him.
He can slice and dice like...

Thank you, Kevin.

Enjoy.

-This looks amazing.
-[Helen] It does.

-The beans are really good, really good.
-[Jeff] Delish!

And he's super cute on top of that.

-[chuckles]
-[Kelly] Delicious.

Holy [bleep]! You always sound
like you're having an orgasm.

It's a food orgasm!
This is a food orgasm, for sure.

[Lee] All right, we're gonna do
the tender out here, all right?

[Ashton] Copy that, Captain.
Standing by on the deck.

-Set the fenders up now.
-Yeah.

You guys ready on the stern?

Ashton, Lee?

All right, I didn't copy
anything that you said.

[Ashton] Cap, are you reading me on comms?

[Lee] Comms on your mark.

-Are you guys hearing my call?
-[Tanner] Yeah, I'm hearing it.

[Lee] Somebody's got their mic keyed!

Jesus Christ, how many [bleep] times
do I have to say that?

[Ashton] Someone's pushing the mic button.

[Brian] It's Abbi.

I made it crystal clear,

if they really wanted
to experience my wrath,

[bleep] up with your radio.

This is really aggravating
the [bleep] outta me!

[radio crackling]

[Lee] You guys ready on the stern?

[radio crackling]

Ashton, Lee?

-[Ashton] Are you guys hearing my call?
-[Tanner] Yeah, I'm hearing it.

Somebody's got their mic keyed!

Jesus Christ, how many [bleep] times
do I have to say that?

Somebody goes overboard,
somebody has a heart attack,

who's gonna tell me?

Do you really have time
to run up to the bridge?

You've just put the whole boat
in radio silence.

[Ashton] Someone's pushing the mic button.

[Brian] It's Abbi.

[Ashton] Abbi, are you keying your radio?

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

[Ashton] Yeah, copy. Ready, Captain!

This is really aggravating
the [bleep] outta me.

[bleep]

[Tanner] Hey, it's not that hard.

Key, not key.

Key, not key.

Simone, go down to laundry

and just kind of like
keep the machines going.

-Okay.
-Come back at four, please.

-Okey-dokey.
-Thank you.

[Kevin] Ah, [bleep].

[Kate] Hey, Kevin.

Hey, so I think tonight with the fish,
I didn't get any fish for them.

So I wanted to do a plated thing.

We're not really gonna go with a theme.
It's just gonna be fish.

[Kate] I'm just saying,
seafood extravaganza dinner, night one.

[Kevin] You know, like...

If I were to have a seafood extravaganza,

I would want, like,
towers of seafood, all of it.

-I would want more than fish.
-All at once, all of it.

[Kate] It's a seafood extravaganza.

The clue is in the name.

I wanna see ramekins of shrimp,
bowls of oysters.

I wanna use every dish on this boat
and fill it with seafood.

Oh, all of a sudden,
you wanna do a plated meal?

That's only because
you forgot to order seafood.

Excuse me, I'm not ready
to talk about dinner right now.

I'm still doing this.

[banging at door]

[Brandy] How do I open this up?

But I wanna get my lipstick!
I don't even know where I'm at. Wait!

-What?
-[Abbi] Holy [bleep], man.

[Brandy] Where's my room?

-[Brian] Brandy, Brian.
-Do I have my luggage?

-[Tanner] She's still [bleep] hammered.
-[Abbi] Oh, my God.

Hey, come back here.

Brandy is imbalanced, to say the least.

If anything, it makes me
wanna stop drinking.

What are you running from?

No, I'm just kidding. [laughs]

-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm all right. Where are we?

Oh, wow. How do you like Thailand?

-Amazing.
-It's incredible.

Attention all crew, attention all crew.
All stop.

You guys can get
the anchor board off, Abbs?

That hair's gonna get caught in something.

[Ashton] Yep. Cap, I'm standing by.

[Lee] Go ahead and drop.

That's two-and-a-half shafts,
Captain, two-and-a-half.

As soon as you close that hatch up,

bring you and your deck crew up
to the wheelhouse.

Copy, Captain.

[Helen] Oh, my God, this is gorgeous.

All right, listen to your radios.

-You hear that?
-Yeah.

[radio crackling]

Yeah.

That's what it sounds like
when somebody's keying their mic.

It means you're leaning into something
and it's keying it,

and you don't even know it's happening.

-[Abbi] I'm sorry.
-It's okay, kiddo.

I went from never having
to use a radio in my life

to now, like, wanting to cradle a radio
and, like, bottle-feed it, milk,

just so it doesn't key on me
and doesn't run off on me.

Because I swear these radios hate me,
and I [bleep] hate them.

It's not an intentional mistake.
I know that.

But just be a little more conscious

because that shuts down
all of the radio communications

on the boat, everybody.

You're trying to tell me,
but I can't hear you.

Neither can anybody else.

This is not good. This is like a rookie.

Okay, guys.

Oh, my God. This might take a while.

-How's it going?
-[Simone] Good.

You're so good at laundry.

-I appreciate it.
-Oh. Kate.

I dropped the iron again, but I caught it
before it landed on the floor.

I come from a very academic family.

I love maths. I majored in it.

So when I do laundry,
it's like an equation.

You can just, like, plan things

just based on, like, math
that's going on in my head.

This is like an iron,
I think my mom used in '95.

I love it.

But I'm hoping to be more involved
in, like, service and stuff

because I don't wanna be
like a one trick pony.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

OMG!

♪ Already the ideas are flowing to me ♪

♪ My ideas are flowing ♪

[Courtney] What are the ideas?

Nah, I haven't got many.
I'm not gonna lie.

Are the coolers packed?

Coolers are packed in the freezer, yeah.

Then we should be ready to fish.

We've got a fish-finder
on the boat, as well.

Oh, [bleep], you guys are just winging it?

Yeah. I'm no fisherman, bro.

What about crab? Do you have crab?

No. I probably should have got crabs
and stuff. Let's see what they catch.

-[Jeff] Yeah.
-[Helen] Yeah, we're going fishing.

[Lee] Ashton,
one thing I wanted to mention,

have Abbs pull her hair back
in a ponytail or something?

Because I can see it getting caught
in something somewhere sometime.

I mean, that's gonna be very painful.

All right, sir.

-Thank you, sir.
-Appreciate it, pal.

Catch some fish, please.

-I'm hoping we catch something.
-Don't come back if you don't!

[Kate] Chef, tell me
how you started your career.

[Kevin] Yeah. I started at a bakery
when I was 13,

left school when I was 14.

And I went to cooking school
'cause that's really all I could do.

At school, I guess I was the class clown.

I was only there
to eat my lunch and play rugby.

And then I got told I couldn't play rugby

'cause I suffered
from a lot of concussions.

My dad's a chef and so is my stepdad.

Oh!

-My granddad's a baker as well.
-Oh, my gosh.

And my great-great-great granddad
was a chef on the Titanic.

[gasps]

His name was Kevin.

Does that mean
your great-great-great granddad

went down with the Titanic?

Yeah, that's the story.

That's wild.

-[Ashton] Abbs?
-Yeah?

Just, if you can, tie your hair for me.

-Uh, Cap was just a little concerned.
-Yeah.

-Yeah, it's just a safety thing.
-Yeah. I'll go get my elastic now.

-All right. Thank you.
-Thanks, mate.

[Abbi] You know,
I never really thought about my hair

over the past, like, two years doing this.

Put a bit of gorgonzola on that thing.

-[Kevin] Abbi?
-What?

Your hair almost went in the horseradish.

-You need to be careful.
-I'm sorry.

Suddenly, everybody is telling me how,
like, the ship's gonna sink

'cause my hair is so big.

It's ridiculous.

All right.

-[Megan] What's up? You're in your bikini?
-Yeah, girl.

Okay, we're ready to fish.

-[Ashton] Thanks, Abbi.
-You're welcome.

What are you guys doing?

-[Ashton] We're going fishing.
-Where?

[Brandy] Let's do this.
How do I get on this?

[Ashton] Big step down. We'll catch you.

-Okay.
-[Brian] There we go.

It's time to catch some fish!

-Big step, big step. Put this away?
-Bye, guys. Have fun.

-[Helen] The water's gorgeous, isn't it?
-[Brandy] We're in Thailand!

You're going in?

Whoa! That was good.

[Richard] You can't catch some fish
without the rod in the water.

[Helen] Yeah, let's catch a fish.
Let's, like, totally catch a fish.

Do we go in the water?
Can you come with me?

I'm sure Brian will go in
if you ask him very nicely.

[Helen] Let's go, let's go.
Let's go. Brandy's goin' in.

Just pretend you're being baptized!

All right! Full speed ahead!
Let's leave her here!

[laughter]

So what's the backup plan
if they come back empty-handed?

[Kevin] Cap, we've always got one, yeah?

[Lee] Not a problem.

But, seriously, Kate, what is the plan?

[laughter]

[Kate] I thought Kevin was joking

that he was like waiting for the guests
to bring home what they caught for dinner.

Because even if they do catch something,

it'll just be an "extra"
to that extravaganza.

You gotta provide the "ganza."

[Lee] What time did they plan dinner
for tonight?

[Kevin] We're gonna say 8:30, hopefully.

We're going with 8:30, it is. I have to be
with you tonight and tomorrow night.

Okay.

[Lee] Sorry I dumped
the extra load on you.

Yeah, yeah.

[Helen] Come on, little fishies.

I think I need some calamari.

Calamari works better than a lure.

-Are you guys single?
-We are, yes.

Wait, you know I'm available.
I'm a cougar.

[laughter]

Did I say that?

-Where the hell are all the fish at?
-Oh!

Oh, my God!

I'm fine! I still have hope.
Just get away from me.

[cheering]

[Helen] I got it! I got it, yes!

[groans]

-This could be sushi.
-[Megan] Let him go! Let him go!

-That could have been an eel maki roll!
-Now what?

Did you think the fact
that they've been gone awhile

is a good sign or a bad sign?

-They haven't caught any.
-They haven't caught any,

-so they're staying out.
-Yeah.

[Ashton] Kate, Kate, Ashton.
We're coming back in ten minutes.

It all comes down to this radio call.
What did they catch?

We caught an eel, which we let go,
but nothing else, unfortunately.

Nothing.

What am I going to do? Ah, [bleep] me.

-[women] Yay!
-[Lee] How we doing, guys?

-[Richard] Fantastic!
-[Abbi] How many fish did you catch?

-[Richard] Helen got a five-foot eel.
-A five-foot eel!

We should have reeled in,
but they, like, cut it loose.

I'm sure Kevin could have figured out
a way to, like, make that thing tasty.

-All right.
-[Tanner] How you doing, home girl?

I don't know. I feel like
everything thinks I'm a [bleep] idiot.

This was up here.

You should [bleep] sleep with it.

[Brian] Abbi, are you keying your radio?

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Just, if you can, tie your hair for me.

[Tanner] If you're not used to yachting,

the first couple ones are gonna be slow,

like, pretty soon,
it becomes second nature.

Relax. [bleep] happens all the time,
but you're gonna get through it.

When I first got into yachting,
I never worked on a boat before.

I didn't know how to tie a line.
Sometimes I still don't, so chill out.

You're good.
You'll be able to do everything.

[Kate] I'm gonna go change
into my black dress, ladies.

-Okay.
-Stay on service. I'll be back.

[Kevin] Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen.

[bleep]

I thought they were gonna catch
a bunch of fish.

They didn't catch anything.

And now I've only got
a couple of pieces of snapper,

some lump crab in a can,

some frozen mussels
that I don't really wanna use,

and Captain Lee is sitting down,
so, like, [bleep].

It's stressful.

Let's get the plates organized.

-[Courtney] What plates?
-[Simone] What plates do you want?

-Let's just write it down.
-Okay.

So, first course, crab cakes,
asparagus salad, okay?

We're gonna put it in that big main bowl,
the deep one?

Yeah.

Second course, prawns and snapper,
and that's gonna go on the main plate.

[Courtney] Kevin's version
of a seafood extravaganza

is not an extravaganza.

It should be towers on towers
of seafood, oysters,

mussels, clams, blowfish,
I don't care, jellyfish.

I eat seafood extravaganzas bi-weekly,
so I know what it is.

[Kevin] The olive oil in there
and times eight for everything

'cause Captain Lee is sitting down.

[whirring]

[Lee] Well, all righty then.

-[Ashton] Let's tidy up the stern, bro.
-[Tanner] Okay.

-You soaking in the view?
-Yeah, man.

This place is [bleep] dope.

[Ashton] Abbi, you can do
the next deck check if you want.

All right, cool.

-How you all doing up here? All right?
-[Helen] Good!

-So, eight o'clock dinner.
-Perfect.

We're gonna come to dinner
not very clothed.

-Oh, I love that idea.
-Yeah.

The girls are all down, Megan, Brandy.

[Brandy] Well, I'll see if they're right?
I don't see anything.

Maybe it'll just be the four of us
for dinner.

[Helen] It may just be
the four of us for dinner.

Where the [bleep] is the sleeve?

-Here's the sleeve.
-Help me dress me.

Go start the master and then I'll call you
when we need to be serviced.

-Okay, cool.
-Thank you.

You're welcome.

[Tanner] Abbi, you like spicy food?

-Yeah, I like spicy food, man.
-You gotta try some of this.

-Pass it over.
-[Helen] We're staying in beachwear.

That's the rule tonight,
and the girls are following the rules.

-[Abbi] Not that bad.
-[Ashton] Abbi?

-Yeah?
-Who's out on deck?

Uh...

I'm sorry. I just came down to pee
and then I got distracted

-and ate some of that sauce.
-All right.

Being in a leadership role,
you know everything about your crew.

Look, you pretty much know
when your crew's taking a dump.

-Sorry.
-It's all right.

-I'll go back out.
-Thank you.

-I can wait.
-No, you can...

Abbi, If you wanna go to the toilet,
go to the toilet.

It's perfectly okay.
I've wasted so much time.

Abbi came in being
this bubbly type of personality,

but her work ethic
I realized is not there.

I know from personal experience that
when you lose focus on deck,

things can get fatal.

She needs to get more focused
or [bleep] gonna get real.

[Kate] Let's start setting the table.

Okay, seafood extravaganza.

They're like life rings for table decor,
scuba masks, flippers.

-Ashton, Kate.
-Go ahead, Kate.

Is the fishing tackle box
still on the tender?

Uh, negative.
What is it that you're looking for?

Like, sparkly lures and stuff.

Various fishing tackle.

I need everything marine life
we have on this boat.

Fishing rod holders.

I don't care if it smells like bait.

Tetanus! I did not take my tetanus shot
before I came here!

We actually need that.

It might be the freshest seafood
on this table.

This is good. Thank you! Vases.

Flower vases.

[sizzling]

[Kevin] [bleep] blind.

Oh, Kelly made it to dinner!

I always show up.

Captain, Captain, Kate,
primaries are at the table,

and some of the guests are as well.

[Abbi] What's up? What are we gonna do?

-[Ashton] You guys are good to go down.
-Okay.

Thanks for today. 6:30 on deck.

[Brian] It's a good deck team right there.

Sleep well, guys. Take the hose down.

I'm gonna get a brush

-with a bucket and some soap.
-Yeah.

[cell phone chimes]

Patrick is my Greek captain,
[bleep] buddy, boyfriend.

We talk once a day. I think this distance
has brought us closer in a way

because I think we both realize
that we miss each other.

[cell phone chimes]

[Helen] Where's Brandy and Megan?

These girls are having
a hard time adjusting.

[Kate] Brandy was pretty committed
to sleeping.

Seems like Megan was in the shower.

-Okay, she's coming up.
-She's coming.

[Kevin] I'm black and I'm back.

I'm still pretty nervous
about this whole situation.

Not much of an extravaganza.

I hope this goes down well.

Do you mind if we start bringing out
the first course?

-Yes, let's do that.
-Okay.

-The first course ready?
-Kind of, yes.

-Kind of?
-Yes, it is.

Okay.

Simone, Simone, come to the galley
for service.

-Copy.
-Thank you.

Come on, Kevin. Tell these guests
about the amazing food you've prepared.

-[Helen] Thank you.
-[Kevin] Good evening, folks, How are we?

[Helen] Good evening, Kevin.

And we've just got a crab cake here
with asparagus slaw to start off.

-Enjoy, guys.
-Thank you. Looks beautiful.

Mmm. Mmm.

-Wow, this is good crab meat.
-We try to set the bar as high as we can.

Mm-mmm. Mmm.

Wow! [speaks indistinctly]

Mmm.

-[Ashton] What's up, Abbi?
-Nothing.

I'm just, uh...

You didn't seem yourself today.

I feel like I'm not pulling my weight.

I wish you guys saw me on the sailboat,
pulling lines and docking.

Like, I'm not like an idiot.

I'm just not accustomed at all
to, like, everything you guys do here.

Then I get stressed out
because I feel like I'm not doing enough.

I don't know if I'm cut out for this job.

It's totally different
than what I thought.

I love to sail, and this is not sailing.

I am very relaxed,
and this is not my vibe.

Each one of us will bring
something different to the crew.

But I do feel like you are your best
when you're confident.

-Yeah.
-Don't be scared to mess something up.

We're a crew and we have
to support each other, okay?

All right, so back
to my perky self tomorrow.

[laughter]

[Kevin] Plating in two minutes.

[Helen] Megan, come over here, girl!
You made it!

-I made it!
-Yeah.

-[Lee] I thought you fell in the water.
-[Megan] You're so funny!

-[Kate] Are you coming out as well?
-[Kevin] Yes.

Okay, guys, these are local prawns.

I've just cooked them
really, like, just perfectly.

And then you've got a smoked tomato jam
with them as well. Enjoy.

These are good.

-Very good.
-So good.

Simone, after we drop these plates,

you can go ahead and knock off.
It's only 9:20.

-You're the early girl.
-Okey-dokey.

-You're gonna be late, girl.
-[Kevin] Okay.

Snapper hazelnut creme on top,
pureed cauliflower down the bottom.

-Just really light and simple, I guess.
-[Kate] Very nice.

Okay, come on. Let's go.

Thank you.
Well, that's the perfect portion.

That's the perfect portion, did I hear?

-That's the perfect portion.
-Okay. Thank you.

Fresh snapper and pureed cauliflower.

-Perfect portion.
-Kevin, I loved the prawns.

-They're all right?
-Mmm. They're so good.

-It was perfectly...
-Yeah?

-Yeah, absolutely delicious. Thank you.
-Not a problem.

Boom! Seafood extravaganza!

-[Lee] That was good. I'm all in.
-[Helen] It's really good.

[Kevin] It's not really extravaganza,
but they were fine with it.

Because I'm the new best thing, you know.
I'm God's gift to cooking.

[Helen laughing]

Deck crew, deck crew, Kevin.

There's guest food here in the galley
if you're hungry.

[Brian] Oh, copy that, Kev.

Look at you, mate. Oh, wow.

Kevin can cook, eh?

It is hard to believe
such a good-looking guy

can put such a good plate of food up.

[laughing]

[Tanner] That's my piece, Courtney.

Ah!

[Tanner] All right, you can have it.

-Courtney, are you done?
-Yes. Thank you for asking.

Such a beautiful smile.

[Megan] It's time for bed. Let's go.

-Thank you so much for dinner tonight.
-Oh, no problem. Goodnight.

I think we just, like,
have a late breakfast.

-Okay.
-Like ten or eleven.

This looks so pretty, it looks fake.

-Goodnight.
-See you tomorrow.

[Megan] Goodnight.

All right, where did Brandy go?

Charter Two, day one, yay!

Go team.

[whirring]

What's it like working under Kate,
Courtney?

It's good. We're getting along well.

So you must be doing something right.

So, is there anybody back home?

Any love stories you're involved in?

Nope, not a one.

Nobody from the crew
that you're interested in?

Not a one.

So I heard Tanner has a bit of a crush
on you. You hear?

-Oh, really? Kind of.
-[Ashton] Do you have a type?

-Someone who's not an assh*le.
-Fair enough.

Don't you think that, like,
if you'd have a crush on anybody

that you'd have sex with maybe?

Tanner's so cute.
I'm flattered. It's nice.

I still got it, you know.
I'll probably bang him.

-That's it.
-Muchas gracias.

-Goodnight, Courtney.
-Goodnight.

-Goodnight. Happy sleep. Thanks.
-No problem.

[yawns]

-[Megan] Good morning.
-[Simone] Good morning.

Look at you, fabulous.

-Can I get you anything?
-Can I get some hot tea with lemon?

-Could you bring a mimosa for Helen?
-Sure.

[Kevin] Bacon and sausages. So unhealthy.

-Is it Mr. or Mrs. who's up?
-Okay, what am I doing?

Mm... Teapot.

[sighs]

I don't know. I don't think
this is a good mimosa.

I'm just gonna throw this out.

Look at these guys!
All bushy-tailed in the morning, huh?

Pre-alcohol right here, huh?

-[laughs]
-Yes.

[Kevin] I guess [bleep] it.
You're on a yacht.

Oh!

-Hello.
-I was gonna get a mimosa.

-Okay, I'll bring one for you.
-[Kelly] Just like...

[sighs] I need more orange juice.

Like a science experiment.

-Look how pretty that is.
-Yeah.

[Kevin] Can we get this food out?
Don't worry about drinks anymore.

I'll be with you in just...
I just need the table's drinks.

Jesus.

-Here's your mimosa.
-Thank you so much.

-What time's breakfast?
-Um...

-I will check with Kevin and let you know.
-All right, thank you.

[Kevin] What was that about?

Um, wasn't sure
if your stuff was finished baking.

What?

Simone, she's just off
with the fairies, I think.

The primaries are up now
and breakfast needs to be served.

And with hot food,
as soon as you start plating,

it's, like, at its best.

I just don't want any guests
to be waiting on me.

Kate, like, fully dropped the ball
this morning.

-Where's Kate?
-I don't know. What's the time now?

[Kevin] Jesus, just get it together.

-Are the utensils and stuff out there?
-Excuse me?

The utensils and stuff,
they're all out, yeah?

No.

They're supposed to be...
They're in the drawer.

-This is slightly...
-I have to give people coffee,

and tea, and serve people,
so just be patient.

-Do you want me to take the cutlery out?
-No, it's fine, it's here.

[sighs]

Kate, Kate, Kev.

Kate, Kate, Kev.

[knocking at door]

-[Tanner] Do you want a hand with serving?
-[Kevin] No, no, that's fine.

Everyone's coming to the rescue,

but our mate doesn't know
what she's even [bleep] doing.

[Kate] What?

Are there any guests up?

Yeah, they're all up,
and they're trying to get the buffet out.

[Megan] She keeps drinking my mimosa.

Okay, I'll get you another one.

It's hectic up here. ASAP, please.

Okay, sorry. I'll be right up.

I don't like being pulled out of bed
in a rush to accommodate Kevin's OCD.

The least he can do is
let me have a cup of coffee first.

[Kevin] It's [bleep] breakfast.

It's not rocket science.

Kevin, maybe you'd like to go
and serve the guests there, you know?

I don't know what the hell's going on.

Kevin is being super unprofessional,
and I think he's not being a team player.

Because, normally,
if you think that someone is struggling,

you offer to help
instead of saying this stuff

and make me look stupid
in front of my peers, you know.

[Kevin] [bleep] Jesus!

I just wish everyone's ass
was on the same [bleep] page.

[Megan sighs]

[Simone] Do you want me to grab a glass?

Um, just give me, like, one minute.
and I'll bring the...

Do you want to take the bread out too?
Okay, I'll take it. I got it.

-I'll take it up. I'll take it up.
-That's okay. I got it.

How [bleep] embarrassing.

On every yacht around the world,
there is a plan for how service goes.

They don't just wing it.

Kate just wings it the whole way through.

I don't think they should be following
my direction.

I think they should be following
just some sort of direction.

Where's the fire?
Where are the bleeding people?

Kev is getting annoyed
that, like, I'm not getting the food out,

but they're super happy.
So I don't know why he's being like,

"Oh, it's not rocket science,
Simone needs to get her [bleep] together."

It isn't rocket science.

It isn't, exactly,
but you don't have to be so rude

because I'm the only person
helping all these people

that are asking me
for 12 million things at once,

and they're making a mess
and I have to clean it up, okay?

[Kate] Why is he worrying so much
about our department?

There is no hierarchy here.
We're different departments.

So just stay in your lane, Kevin.

[Simone] You're so rude.

-[Simone] You're so rude.
-No. You haven't seen rude.

You're rude. I don't care.
You're rude. I'm telling you now.

This level of what you said about me
is very rude. That's what I'm saying.

[Kate] Well, how can I help?
What can I do for the guests?

[Simone] That's okay.
Um, the guests are okay.

Do you want me to carry some platters out
right now?

They're all out.

-[Richard] Look here, guys.
-There we go.

[camera clicks]

Do you just wanna take a picture
of everything that comes back today?

And then we know exactly what we're doing.

-[Kate] No. I wanna just make...
-Because that's every day.

No. I want to just make this coffee
for this guest.

I want to go out there.
I wanna talk to my stewardess.

I wanna talk to the guests
and I want to just...

I don't need to take a picture.
I just want to see what's out there.

-Well, I feel you do.
-I don't.

[Simone] No. Actually,
she doesn't need to. She's been outside.

-[Kevin] Okay, guys, you're all over it.
-Thanks, though.

Why don't you mind
your own damn business, Kevin?

I've got a couple photos you can take.

I'm gonna go check on the guests.

Do I smell bad?
I just came right out of bed.

I didn't shower.

I thought the boat was going down.

-[Simone] No. It's all good.
-Okay.

-Good morning. How did you sleep?
-Comfy-comfy.

-Would you like a mimosa?
-Yeah.

I need to jump in with the girls.

-[Ashton] Abbi.
-[Abbi] How was your sleep?

-Getting just enough sleep, I think.
-Yeah.

Kevin and Simone
kind of fought this morning.

Simone was doing the service by herself.

The client came in to the galley

to actually get her drink
and try to get, like, silverware.

-Oh, [bleep].
-That looks delicious.

Is there any booze in there?

-Of course, there is.
-So, we just swim.

-That doesn't look good on anybody.
-Kevin was like,

"That's [bleep] embarrassing."

-Fair enough.
-Yeah.

-I'll have two eggs over easy.
-Sure.

When I went there to take the trash out,

I could feel that
there was some kind of...

-[Abbi] Tension?
-...tension happening in there.

Need to get oranges.

[Kevin] With Simone this morning,
I overreacted.

And this isn't her fault.
This is Kate's fault.

This is a reflection of her leadership.

So what are you gonna do?

Are you gonna have this grudge
for the whole trip?

Are you just gonna bite the b*llet
and apologize?

Hey, I'm really sorry.

-I'm really sorry.
-Oh, okay.

-I'm really sorry.
-I think we have similar personalities.

I'm grateful of Kevin's apology.

But I feel like I forgive too easily.

-I'll try not to react.
-I'm so sorry.

-Things have been...
-[bleep]. Yeah.

Thanks. Now leave me alone
so I can get on with our day.

-Yeah. We'll be good.
-Okay.

I'm sorry I was a little messed up last...

No, it's okay.

[Lee] Go ahead and put the tramp out

-and the unicorn.
-Okay.

-No skis and no rock wall.
-[Tanner] Perfect.

-Gotta find the hole to stick it in.
-[Ashton] Okay, yeah.

When I get this platform tidy,

we can start packing it
for the beach setup.

Let that puppy go!

-Cheers!
-Let's see how long you guys can last.

-[Megan] It's three smalls now.
-[Ashton] Perfect.

-[Kevin] Order up?
-[Kate] Pardon?

-Is that an order?
-It's on the pad.

Hey, what's up? What's with the attitude?

-Are you serious?
-Yeah.

I'm just saying
it's on the pad like you asked.

I didn't start this morning this way.

I'm just going with the vibe
of the morning that I was called into.

Okay, I have apologized now, Kate,
so we're back on track, okay?

-You did?
-Yes.

-Not to me!
-Okay, well, I'm sorry, Kate,

for waking you up,
and you didn't get your shower.

I'd rather not have a snarky apology.

Let's just do the job
because this is unnecessary drama,

all of it.

I've tolerated his quirks.

I had all the meetings,
but now I'm pissed.

I'm done playing nice.

I'm gonna do me now.

-Good morning.
-[Lee] Good morning.

-You know how all chefs are crazy?
-Yeah.

Kevin and Simone had an exchange
that was... He just got real...

[grunts]

...about, like, "Get the platters out!"

Like, if he starts worrying
about things past the galley...

He needs to learn how to stay in his lane.

Yep. I'm gonna go down and freshen up.

Don't smell.

Happy Saturday or Tuesday. Odelay.

[groans]

[Helen] Richard,
you need to lock her down.

[Megan] We are not here to babysit.

That is worth a million years.

[Kate] I'm just glad she's so relaxed.

Hey, Kevin, let's talk lunch
whenever you're ready.

-[Kevin] I'm ready.
-Okay. What are we serving?

Brie sandwiches,
and then sumac and carrot salad,

and like a broccoli sultana
and pineapple salad.

-You go just to the left of that.
-Yeah.

There's some shady area,

so you're gonna utilize
as much of that shade as you can.

Copy.

In Thailand, they have such
a great selection

of small beaches that you can go to.

The guests feel like
they have their own private island.

And who the hell doesn't like that?

We're looking to set up
a nice beach picnic

-right over that shade.
-Perfect.

-So it'll be at two o'clock.
-Great.

Kate, Kate, Ashton? We're busy loading
the root now with chairs, tables, gear...

Oh, [bleep]!

Myself, Brian, and Tanner will set up,

and then we will come back
and receive the food from you guys.

Thank you.

[Kate] I'd like to go over with you
to set the table

so that when the food comes over,
it's ready.

Copy that.

Okay, I'm gonna go set up your lines.
I'll see you guys in a little bit.

[Brian] All right. To the beach!

-[Ashton] Do you see any rocks?
-[Brian] Just sand.

Looks like there's rocks up there, though.

That's gonna be a bit tricky.

[Ashton] So I'm going for the left
of that rock that's sticking out.

-All right.
-Yay.

Make sure our boat doesn't float away.

Can I see how many chairs
fit just along the side?

-Can we get to five?
-Yeah.

Cute.

[Ashton] Oh, it's too hot.

Look at that water moving down there
and then we're gonna go like this!

[laughter]

-[Kate] Courtney, Courtney, Kate?
-Go ahead, Kate.

Yeah, what's the status of the guests?
Are they sliding, swimming, drinking?

-What are they up to?
-All of the above, Kate.

All right. Thank you.

Hey, guys, I'm good here.

You can go back
and get all the cooler bags.

I'd like Kevin's food,
the serving utensils,

ice and water and wine.

-All right, cool.
-Kevin, Kevin, Kate?

Brian and Ashton
are coming back to the boat

-to grab the food if you're ready.
-I sure am.

[Ashton] [bleep].
I think the tide's going out, dude.

[bleep]. We're beached!

[Brian] [bleep]. Oh, Jesus.

[Ashton] The tide in Thailand
goes back extremely quickly

and I'm just like [bleep].

One, two, three!

[grunting]

One, two, three. [bleep].

If we can't get this tender back
into the water,

Captain Lee's gonna have my ass.

[bleep]. Let's go again. One, two, three!

[grunts]

Jesus. One, two, three!

Oh, you're [bleep] joking.

-[Tanner] Kev, is that cooler ready?
-Yeah.

-You boys need some help?
-[Ashton] We're pretty beached, Kate!

If they can't get this tender
off the rocks,

there will be no Thai beach picnic.

They're just about ready

-to start taking you to lunch.
-I'm starving.

Captain Lee's gonna be pissed.
The charter guests are gonna be pissed.

[Ashton] One, two, three!

[grunts]

[Kevin] Why is this taking so long?
The food's just sitting there in the sun.

Everything's gonna be melted
in the cooler.

[grunts]

-We're in trouble.
-[Brian] For [bleep] sakes, man.

-[Kate] So sad.
-[grunts]

[Ashton] One, two, three.

[grunts]

-Gotta get it over here.
-Yeah.

One, two...

They're just about ready
to start taking you to lunch.

-Thank you.
-Okay, let's go.

I'm starving.

[grunts]

Again, one...

All right, from the back!

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

-Let's just walk this [bleep] in.
-[Kate] Good job, guys. That's amazing.

[Ashton] I'm glad it was Brian next to me
and not anybody else.

Can you imagine, like, Abbi with me?
I don't know what I would have done.

[Kate] That was so sexy.
Right into those arms.

-Think they're coming.
-Let's do this, boy!

I'll get the booties and everything.

-We can kayak in. Do you wanna kayak in?
-Yeah, absolutely.

As long as I got a bag of beer
and a kayak...

-Be happy!
-Here you go.

Put that stuff on the floor, bud.

What the [bleep]?

[sighs]

[groans]

Kelly, is that you?

Let me help you to the cot in the back.

These guests are gone.

Watch your knee.

It's their charter,
their time to have fun.

But this is at another level. [chuckles]

-[Courtney] There you go. Perfect.
-[Helen] He's kayaking?

-Okay, I'm pushing you off. Lead the way!
-All right, is that all the guests?

-Thanks, Abbs. See you soon.
-No problem.

-[Brian] Kate, we are on our way.
-Copy.

[Helen] It's so beautiful, you guys! Wow!

-Just don't sit on a sea-urchin.
-Oh, my gosh!

The perkin is coming through the rocks.

[Helen] This is like rock climbing,
but in the ocean. [chuckles]

-[Kate] Would you like some rose, Helen?
-Yes.

[indistinct chattering]

[Kate] You guys are welcome to sit down
and we can start serving the food.

So we have kind of an Italian sandwich,
broccoli and pine nut cold salad.

Perfect. Thank you.

Do you think Brandy
might want to lay down?

-She's good, she's good.
-Okay. I'll wait for your call.

[Megan] Oh, wow, it's seriously good.
Good idea.

Brandy, are you hungry?
Let's put your chair up.

-Come on. Let's put her chair up.
-I'll get it.

[Kate] Who has
the most medical experience?

-Like, seriously.
-[Tanner] Me.

-Come on, sweetheart.
-You need an ice pack and water.

[Megan] There you go. Eat some food.

Have some water.

You wanna lay down?
You wanna lay down on the blanket?

Have some water. Brandy, come on,
we're gonna go lay down.

We're gonna go lay down.

[Kate] She's not gonna
enjoy her lunch here.

-[Tanner] No, she's not.
-Just lay down and rest.

[Tanner] If you can just
wrap it underneath,

and I'm gonna have her use it
and put it behind her neck.

Being a lifeguard most of my adult life,

I'm used to seeing people intoxicated
getting into water.

This is something totally different.

You know, I could give a [bleep]
about the guests eating lunch.

Her safety is my biggest concern
at this point.

I wanna make sure this woman doesn't die.

I just want to put this
underneath her neck.

Yeah, yeah.

-Ashton, Ashton, Kate?
-Hey, Kate.

I do think that you should come back
to the beach for Brandy.

Maybe get her in air conditioning.

-Kate, Kate, Lee?
-Go ahead.

[Lee] I've been
monitoring the conversation.

I'm gonna figure out a way
to get Brandy off the beach

and then get her back here.

Copy.

[Lee] Something's obviously wrong.

She needs medical attention
and she needs it fast.

[Ashton groans]

Hey, Brandy? Tanner and Brian
are gonna put you in a kayak now, okay?

[Brain] It's pretty rough out there.

Let's just get her in
as quick as possible.

-[Kate] All right.
-[Brandy] I'm sorry.

[Brandy pants]

[Lee] It's hard to watch.

And now the proverbial [bleep]
is about to hit the proverbial fan.

[Helen sobbing]

[Megan] Why are you gonna cry for her?
There's no reason to cry for her.

Don't feel sorry for her.

[Helen] I'm okay, I'm all right. Wait, no.

Brian tried to use the davit and broke it.
Difficult and expensive repair.

[bleep]

[Brian] I am a little worried
that I could get fired for this.

[Kevin] All right, let's go.

[Kate] Where's number seven?

[bleep]

[Kevin] Uh, Captain Lee is not getting one
in this course.

Don't you wanna impress your boss?

-If you have a drink, I'll have a drink.
-If you have a drink, I'll have a drink.

I think Brian and Courtney
are goin' to [bleep].

[laughing]

-[Tanner] Did you get Abbi's text?
-No.

She wrote, "I don't know if I'll be up
by 9:00 today, I need a toilet nearby."

You're here to be a deckhand.
Where the [bleep] do you get off?

[coughing]