01x02 - The Kiss of Death

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Buddy Daddies". Aired: January 7, 2023 – April 1, 2023.*
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Anime centers on a family of three who are not related to each other: Kazuki Kurusu and Rei Suwa, assassins who live under one roof; and Miri, the daughter of Kazuki and Rei's assassination target who ended up being picked up by Kazuki, who she thinks is her biological father.
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01x02 - The Kiss of Death

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Papa! Papa! Papa!

Hurry!

Papa! Wake up!

It's too damn early for whatever this sh*t is.

Who're you?

Papa! I gotta pee!

Gotta pee...

There! Knock yourself out!

Papa... I need ups.

It's too high!

Yeah, figures.

That was a close one, huh, Papa?

Yeah.

Ups!

Gotta wash my hands!

What the hell was I thinking?

Hey, I want to love, is this true love?

Is just wanting to be loved insincere?

What should I do?

Oh, what should I do?

As usual, the whole city

Is madly in love and excited

Extras like me just go home

But I'm not sulking at all

"And then you appeared suddenly

As though you were ripping
through those days

With your smile that leaves me numb

You shattered my heart

Hey, I want to love, is this true love?

Is just wanting to be loved insincere?

What should I do?

Oh, what should I do?

How the heck should I know?

I don't know what's going on in your head

But it's not fair that you're so friendly

Once again, I'm being
swallowed up by your rhythm

There you go, you've got me
wrapped around your finger again

There you go, you've got me
wrapped around your finger again

Hokkaido
Fresh Butter

Tasty Milk

Is this where you live, Papa?

Yeah... I'm just crashing, though.

Cra...shing?

Wow! I wanna break some!

Not a chance.

It's too high anyway, right?

So heavy!

Hey!

What the hell are you doing?!

I wanna break eggs, too!

Just stay put!

That's no fun!

It's not supposed to be fun!

What in the world...

Rei! Perfect timing!

Go on, Miri! Play with Papa Rei!

Papa Rei?

I'm not your papa.

Uncle Rei?

Just Rei.

Uncle Rei's got lots of games!

Go play with him.

For real? You got Morio Kart?

No.

Wow! Look at all the games!

Wait...

Look at all the buttons!

Don't touch tha—

And breakfast is served.

You can eat here.

Looks so good!

Hold it.

Before you eat, you say,
"Thank you for the food."

Rei! That goes for you, too!

Thank you for the food!

Thank you for the food...

Thank you for the foods!

This kid's a real handful, huh?

And who brought her home?

Like I said, I'll figure it—

"This is your child.

I still resent you for abandoning
me when I was pregnant.

I'd like you to raise her.

And if you don't want your wife to find out,

I invite you to pay back child
support plus extra compensation."

A mistress of his, then?

Crud. We k*lled the guy she's billing.

The girl saw what we do, right?

She did sorta witness a gunfight, yeah.

What do we do?

We can't exactly take her to the cops.

I guess we'll have to send
her back to her mom.

Where does she live?

Doesn't say here.

Hey.

Miri-chan!

It's all over you!

Gross.

Like you're one to talk!

Hey, can you tell us where you're from?

Fawwaway!

Swallow first, please.

Far away!

Who brought you here, then?

No one!

How?

Lots of walking, then a train!

From which station?

Dunno!

On which train?

Dunno!

Jurisdiction?!

Juice? Yes, please!

Best we've got is soda water.

It's feeling like a miracle that
she made it to that hotel.

My bad for expecting answers from a kid.

Let's take it slower.

Spicy!

So, what's your name?

I'm Unasaka Miri, and I'm four years old!

My mama's a good singer.

She even sings when she works!

Where does she work?

Dunno!

Still nothing to go on.

And I doubt I'll be able to
track a mafia love child.

Hands off!

It's not my first choice,
but I might check in with Kyu-chan.

I'll join you.

You stay here with her.

Miri wants to see!

A-Are you okay?! Did you get b*rned?!

I'm sorry!

It's all big!

Yeah. Just wear that for a while.

And watch this.

Hello, everyone!

Now let's do the Veggie Dance!

I love this show!

Now stay here and be good.

Yadorigi
Coffee • Light Meals

'Sup.

Welcome.

Eh? Unusual to see you
out of the house, Rei.

I can't game there right now.

Christmas g*n Battle

That was quite a flashy affair.

S-Sure was...

Got the "Christmas Party" theme
just right, huh?

That wasn't a compliment.

There are limits to how
much I can cover for you,

and many who'd gladly fill your shoes as well.

Sorry, Kyu-chan.

The rest of your payment.

And an urgent job, if you can take it.

Materials are ready to go.

Yeah, we'll do it.

Much appreciated.

Your advance.

The rest goes to the usual place.

Sure.

By the way, Kyu-chan.

Yeah?

Yesterday's target...

Did he have a kid or something?

There was nothing about
that in the materials.

Why?

Oh, well...

It's just... nasty as the guy looked...

he had this doll? Probably a
present for someone...

And it was Christmas, so, y'know?

I'm not trying to impinge on your
research skills or anything...

It just left a bad taste
in the old mouth, y'know?

My research does miss things on occasion.

I'll look into it.

Thanks a ton!

Your acting sucked.

You shut up!

It was fine. Kyu-chan doesn't suspect a thing.

You sure about that?

Welco—

It's been some time.

You're back in town, then?

Yes.

I'll be here for a while yet.

Contact me if any jobs come up.

I will.

Ogino Ryo

We're back!

Hey! We're ho—

Hey!

You gotta be kidding me.

Miri!

I'm ready now!

She's playing hide and seek?!

You chose poor cover.

You found me!

I'll be "it" this time!

Bang, bang!

Hey! That's a real g*n!

It's not loaded.

Get back here, damn it!

No! You hide, Papa!

You little brat!

Hey!

Can't leave her home, either.

Where'd you go? Huh?!

The target's a drug kingpin living
in a mansion on an inlet.

His g*ng works with foreign mafias
and constantly starts sh*t with other gangs,

while Bossman here's a big fraidy-cat,
with top-rate security on his mansion.

He's got a ton of his own men
standing watch at all times,

so there's no way to get
in through normal means.

And cliffs all around the place make it
impossible to get a clear look inside,

so a sn*per sh*t's right out.

Any thoughts?

Charge in the front, and k*ll 'em all.

Yeah, right!

Remember Kyu-chan just warning us
about the whole subtlety thing?

We can't wind up in the newspaper again.

Hey, Papa!

It's not the same.

It's not the same as mama's Hamburg steak.

You can tell, Miri?!

Yes, I used A-grade ground beef and
nutmeg to make it nice and juicy!

My carefully-crafted homemade Hambu—

Mama's is better!

I wonder where Mama is.

Where'd that come from?

I hope she's not too lonely...

H-Hey... Miri.

Hey! You!

Hide and seek!

Finish your dinner first!

Darn it...

Huh?

What the...

—battle for year-end shoppers, department
stores have put up a wide variety of displays.

The MIC shows a downward trend
in the consumer price index

Hey! Get out here!

That's enough!

compared with the same period next year,

suggesting a far more competitive New
Year period in the retail world.

Miri!

You rock at hide and seek.

This isn't hide and seek!

She's just making me run all around the—

Say, that just might work!

Take down the security system, then wait
for the right time to start the chaos...

No more hide and seek?

Hey!

Hey!

Yotsuhishi Security Services

Ready to do this?

Yeah.

Can I come? I wanna go out with Papa!

What's the plan here?

I got it handled.

And you can have as much as you like!

Yay!

That should keep her quiet for a while.

It's like a bribe or leaving a pet at home.

Papa! No!

Crap!

Papa! Don't go!

J-Just shut the hell up!

You certainly had that handled.

Papa! Don't go!

I'm gonna get evicted.

No!

B-But...

Is something the matter?

Oh, no, everything's fine!

I wanna come, too!

This isn't going anywhere good.

My poor plan...

There are security cameras all
around the inlet itself.

But once you leave that area,
the target's defenseless.

If you seal the front door escape route,

the only option for escape is via the water.

So we'll be waiting by the water
for the moment he comes out,

then do the deed.

A nice under-the-radar hit.

Right.

Darn it...

Miri! I told you to stay quie—

What now?

Gotta pee!

Not again!

Just hold it!

We'll be done soon! Just hang tight!

Maintenance

Staff ID Number

Date Issued

Yotsuhishi Security Services

I'm here to check your anti-theft system!

We think your false alarm the other
day was a bug in the software.

You new there?

Do you try that line on everyone who comes by?

Sorry, bad joke.

The materials were on point.
Security's tight.

Okay, good to go.

Thanks!

Um... excuse me, could you...

What is it?

Could you check the authorization code here?

I'll prove that a job doesn't need to
be flashy to be stylish as hell.

This'll help us fake an att*ck
from inside the house.

It'll send cowardly Bossman
running for the water!

Potty...

Who the hell are you?!

I gotta potty!

There... all done!

Thank you very much, mister!

Sure. Glad you didn't have an accident.

What's she doing here?!

Found you, Papa!

What the hell are you doing?

Where's the lookout?

Um... Um...

What are you doing, Papa? Hide and seek?!

This girl's talking crazy!

Stay right where you are.

We gotta go!

You're "it" today, Papa!

No freakin' way!

Hold it!

What the...

Miri! Stop!

It's too loud!

It's all wet!

I said stop!

Damn it!

Go around the back way!

Wait, Miri!

Hey! Who the hell are you?!

Hide and seek!

This is more like tag!

Caught you!

I caught her!

K-k*ll him!

H-Holy sh*t...

This should've been Plan A.

Too loud!

Don't be stupid! We're still in here!

Airplane!

The plan's off!

We gotta go!

Darn it! You made it flashy again!

I've never k*lled you, have I?

That doesn't make it okay!

And you, Miri!

You flushed my whole plan down the toilet!

Sorry!

And you could've gotten yourself k*lled!

Don't scare me like that again!

Got it?

Got it, Papa!

Oh, and never call me "Papa"
outside the house again!

You get it?

Okay, Papa!

She don't get it!

We botched it.

Yeah, I know. It's pretty bad.

We can't do our work with the kid around.

We gotta do something about her...

Incoming Call
Kugi Kyutaro

Mobile

Crap!

Well done.

U-Um, listen, we—

Don't worry. You're off this job now.

I'll deal with it.

Right.

And the research issue...

He apparently had one child with a mistress.

A little girl.

I'll send you the details later.

Sure.

Thank you, Kyu-chan.

We've got the mother's location.

Time to get this monkey off our backs.

The scenery never changes and
every day is full of surprises

But those are the best parts

Wrapped around your finger
and going in circles

These days are dizzying yet endearing

On your restless nights,
I softly whisper a lullaby

And stroke your hair to the
rhythm of your breathing

I just want these days to
continue as long as possible

Even if it's just a day

I chased after you as you ran barefoot

Maybe one day, you'll surpass me, ah

I wonder what tomorrow's going to be like

Why don't we walk together?

This will always be our place to come home to

And it'll shine down on our sadness

That's all right, yeah, that's okay

Let's try to share our love together

Let the light always shine upon hope

When the future is unpredictable

D-Don't... Please, spare me!

It's time to say

the last words you will ever say.

I-I'll pay you anything—

How banal.

Your last words add nothing of value

to my collection.
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