02x06 - Just Kid $h*t

[bunniefuu]

["Baianá" by Nia Archives playing]

There's no denying
that these are uncertain times,

and it can feel like
the world's been turned upside down.

We're all just scrambling
for a piece of the pie

as we travel down
the bumpy road of our schooling.

But it doesn't have to be this way.

Your vote will shape
the future of our school,

and a generation of young minds.

So what do you want
your future to look like? This?

[alarm buzzes]

[people gasp]

[Amerie] Or maybe this?

[CUMLORDS shouting indistinctly]

But I wanna do better.

That's why a vote for Amerie Wadia
and the SLTS Party

is a vote for a real one.

Come on, Hartley,
let me make it up to you.

[tings]

[mouse clicking]

Let me make it up to you.

[mouse clicking]

Let me make it up to you.

[mouse clicking]

Let me make it up to...

[pensive music playing]

[low percussive music playing]

[Harper] Oh, my God, our house is sick!

- [Ca$h] Yeah, Roger's a legend.
- [chuckles]

[Harper] sh*t, yeah!
House warming tomorrow, tell everyone!

[Ca$h laughs]

- It's perfect.
- Oh.

- Uh, is it?
- [Harper] Yes!

Wait, Am, help me find where that
skanky smell is coming from. [sniffs]

Don't be human remains please.

Have you heard from Quinni?

I sent her this long message
and she just replied a seahorse emoji.

I don't know what to do with that.

Yeah, she's being super weird lately. But...

[sniffs] Hang on, babe,
I think I'm getting close.

[coughs]

Is that... deli meat?

[Amerie] Ugh.

This does not spark joy.

[music fades]

I have a house!

I have a f*cking house!
I'm gonna get letters sent here and sh*t.

- [whooping]
- Like, oh, let's go!

[all laughing]

Here.

[Darren chuckles]
I love it. I really love it.

[Darren moaning]

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Was that not okay?

- I'm sorry, I thought we found our thing...
- Uh...

No, no, no. We have sort of... Um, I just...

I don't know, like, it's not something
that I'm gonna want to do all the time.

- Right.
- Is that okay?

Yes, of course.

Um... Uh, we need to have a think
about what we're gonna do

for this housewarming tomorrow night.

[hesitantly] Uh... Yeah. I can't make it.

Like, I said I'd help Roger
with some stuff at Nan's place.

I figured I owed him.

Okay.

I'll be back for the...

party though, obviously.

[emotional music playing]

Um, yeah, so what do you reckon?

Like, bed, um... Bed here,

or, like, over there?

[clicks tongue, sighs]

I don't know. How about...

[Missy] Right there. Right there.

["La Niña" by Dead Witch playing]

[Missy breathing heavily]

How was that?

It was all right. Give it about a seven.

- [laughing] Piss off.
- [chuckles]

That didn't sound like a seven.

[Missy sighs]

[song continues softly over speakers]

Um, sorry that we can't, um,

you know, have sex or whatever.

[scoffs] Do I look like
I need a d*ck in me?

[scoffs] God, what's with guys thinking

if there's no P in the V
then it's not sex?

Did you not listen at all in SLTs?

[chuckles] 'Course you didn't.

Look, I'm enjoying myself plenty.

So, there's only really a problem
if you aren't getting what you need.

No, no, no. I am. I am.

This is, um... awesome.

'Cause, like, we can do
other stuff if you want,

you know, like, non-d*ck stuff.

Like what?

I don't know, I mean, like...

- I could tie you up or...
- [chuckles]

...put something up your arse.

- Um...
- You know what I mean. [chuckles]

I could dance for you.

Like a lap dance?

Yeah, I mean,
I got some pretty deadly dance moves.

- Oh! Let's see 'em then.
- [laughs]

["Needed Me" by Rihanna playing]

♪ Mustard on the b*at, ho! ♪

♪ I was good on my own
That's the way it was ♪

♪ That's the way it was ♪

♪ You was good on the low
For a faded f*ck ♪

♪ On some faded love ♪

♪ sh*t
What the f*ck you complaining for? ♪

♪ Feeling jaded, huh? ♪

♪ Used to trip off that sh*t
I was kickin' to you ♪

♪ Had some fun on the run though... ♪

Yeah, they're all right.
Give 'em about a seven.

[clicks tongue]

[laughs] Sorry. Ten out of ten.

- Damn straight.
- Ten out of ten. [laughs]

♪ Didn't they tell you
That I was a savage? ♪

♪ f*ck ya white horse and ya carriage ♪

♪ Bet you never could imagine ♪

♪ Never told you you could have it ♪

♪ You needed me ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ You needed me ♪

[farts]

[gasps]

- No, don't you f*cking dare.
- [laughing]

- No! Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry.
- I will... Shut up!

- I will f*cking end you! I will end you.
- Sorry.

You have to do one now.

- What? No.
- Yes!

That's the only way we can get past this.

I can't just force one out on command.

Oh, my God, well, f*cking try!

♪ Break it down, like a pound
sh*t was never us ♪

♪ sh*t was never us... ♪

[fart squeaks]

[Spider chuckles]

What the f*ck was that? That was pathetic.

[both laughing]

What? What's wrong?

Holy sh*t. I'm hard.

♪ Didn't they tell you
That I was a savage? ♪

Oh, my God!
You pervert! That's so messed up!

- I know.
- [laughing]

Do you wanna?

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ You needed me ♪

- [both breathing heavily]
- [song fades]

Quick.

Gotta commemorate your big moment.

[chuckles] Piss off.

- [camera shutter clicks]
- [Spider chuckles]

Cute. [chuckles]

Better delete it.

Just in case.

[scoffs] God, can you imagine
if people found out?

Me and Captain CUMLORD the Probbo King?

Yeah.

Totally.

I'd better go.

Told Mum I'd make dinner.

But I'll message you
next time I need to let one rip.

Sicko.

[upbeat music playing]

[sighs]

- [upbeat music continues]
- [clears throat]

[microphone feedback whines]

Good morning, Hartley High.

With only a week to go until the election,

the latest lunchtime polls
have seen some big swings.

Amerie Wadia and her SLT Party
have made some big gains.

Looks like her campaign video
really paid off.

- Oh!
- Ooh, nicely done.

You'd better brace yourself
for retaliation though.

In my experience, men like that
don't take kindly to being laughed at.

[Zoe] Spencer White remains in the lead,
but the gap continues to close.

This sh*t is so rigged.

[Zoe] He'll need to work really hard
to regain his stronghold.

And Sasha So and her party
have plummeted in the polls,

after damning images came to light
over the weekend.

Boo!

Hey, that video was below the belt.

You know my cups are biodegradable.

And I was so munted at that party,

like, I don't even know what I was doing.

Hey, just reporting the facts.

Okay, well your "facts"
are going to hand Spider the victory.

- And if that happens...
- The cum'll be on your hands.

- [Harper] Oh, my God.
- [mutters mockingly]

Hey, I love the smell of scandal
in the morning.

[clears throat] Damn, Am, looks like
your video really did the trick.

Yeah.

I owe Rowan big time.

[soft music playing]

[Missy] Switzerland?

[music fades]

It says here it gets
to minus ten degrees in Geneva.

And that veal liver's
like a national food.

You're not actually
considering going are you?

Could be kinda cool.

They've got international schools
where you ski

and learn different
languages and stuff, so...

Honestly, uh... [chuckles]

Right now, I'm struggling to think
of many reasons to stick around...

- Well, f*ck you very much.
- [chuckles] Apart from you.

[hesitates] Can't your mum
just find another job here?

No, I want her to go.
I mean, the job, it's...

[inhales deeply]
It's a huge deal for her. Just...

Like, Dad has another year
on his contract here,

so... they said it's up to me.

I can either stay with him,
or fly out with Mum.

Well, when do you have to decide?

Uh... [chuckles] Mum leaves in like a week.

Day of formal, actually.

I can't believe
you're actually considering this.

Well, Rowan dropped me.

Amerie is just sick of my sh*t.

I just...

Don't know,
I feel like I messed everything up.

[solemn music playing]

Maybe a fresh start would be good for me.

Look, I know things have
been really, really hard,

but you should at least stay
and try to sort your sh*t out.

Otherwise, you'll never know
if you left 'cause you wanted to,

or 'cause you were running away
like a little bitch.

Yeah, well, maybe you're right.

[scoffs] I'm always right.

[upbeat music playing]

Oh. There, it says here that
the Swiss are a bunch of little b*tches.

- So maybe you'll fit right in.
- [laughs] f*ck.

Shut up.

- [upbeat music continues]
- [camera shutter clicking]

You are an actual genius.

Everyone is talking about the video.

This is gonna turn
my whole campaign around.

[chuckles] They were your ideas.
I just cut them together.

What are you doing?

I'm taking some reference photos
for my admish.

Cool.

[Amerie chuckles]

- [camera shutter clicking]
- Mmm. Mmm.

So, um... what are you doing after school?

'Cause there's this cool little cinema
that plays all these old movies,

and tonight they're playing
this black-and-white movie about birds.

The Birds? As in Hitchcock?

Yeah, yeah, that's the one, so...
you're... you're keen?

[hesitating]

- Yeah...
- Or not? Is it 'cause of Malakai?

Is what because of Malakai?

Oh. Um...

I... I was just saying that I, um...
wanted to do something

to thank Rowan for helping me
with my campaign video.

- Right. I saw that.
- Yeah.

It was cool. It was really good,
like, funny, you know, so...

Yeah. Um... Well, I hope
you're not saying no on my account.

I actually came over here

'cause I just really don't want things
to be awkward between us.

Or between you two.

It'd suck if I was the reason
you guys couldn't be mates

or whatever, so...

I just hope we can all be cool. [chuckles]

Like, if that's possible.

Yeah, yeah, I...
I definitely think that's possible.

- Mm?
- For sure. Rowan?

Yeah. Sounds good to me.

Guys, boom, done.
[snaps fingers] The past...

You hear that?

Officially in the bin.

Just a bunch of legends
being totally not awkward.

[Malakai] Yep.

Love you guys. Not like that.

Okay, uh, I might...

I'll see you guys tonight
at Harper's housewarming thing?

Sounds great. I'll see you there, bud.

Yep.

- Keeping it real.
- [Malakai clears throat]

There. Air officially cleared.

So... li'l movie before the party?

Yeah. [chuckles] Sure. Why not?

Yes. Okay, great. Well, um...

Well, I'll...
I'll see you after school then.

Or in class, probably.

Whatever. Whatever works.

So that's... Yeah. Bye.

[contemplative music playing]

[mutters softly]

[indistinct chatter]

[camera shutter clicks]

[music fades]

- [pings]
- [student] Run, Missy, run!

[Voss] Don't just stand there,
fielder, get after it!

[students laughing]

I take it you saw Amerie's video?

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

Nasty piece of editorial that was.

Deep fake.

Got Jojo's fingerprints all over it.

I can just hear her now,

"Guess what?
Well, we smashed the glass ceiling."

Well, the joke's on her
'cause what's she gonna do when it rains?

And it is starting to sprinkle,
I can tell you that much.

It is raining change

and we are the cause of the change

and she's up there,

trying to discredit what it is
we're out here endeavoring to do.

[student chattering]

[ball pings]

What is it exactly
that we're endeavoring to do?

We're inviting people to wake up

to the fact that they're living in a world

in which a man can have his life ruined
over one harmless joke.

- The debate is next week, mate.
- Yep.

Now, if you win that, we win the election.

And then the Lords are back in action.

But make no mistake, this is w*r, Spencer.

[loudly] Batter up!

Hand-eye coordination, Jenny.

Oh, it's T-ball,
not rocket science, Jenny!

[Jenny] Rack off, Rivers!

Um, hi.

I'm looking for my friend Quinni.
She's been AWOL for three days.

- Have you seen her?
- Sorry, I didn't feel like replying.

That's okay.

Hey, I'm super excited
for you guys to see my place.

I've designated my room as the quiet zone

so we can cuddle puddle
in there all night if you need.

I'll have to see if I can make it.
Don't know if I feel like it yet.

Um...

This conversation
isn't interesting to me anymore.

I'll see ya.

[somber music playing]

[Amerie] What the hell was that?

Um, I don't know, but...
ugh, this whole day has bad juju, huh?

[exhales]

[cell phone vibrates]

[exhales sharply]

[suspenseful music playing]

[breathing shakily]

[music intensifies]

[sniffs]

- [Chook] Oi.
- [music fades]

What are you doing out here, lad?
You know mi casa es su casa.

Chatty c**t today. You coming in?

No.

Rather just get going.

Yeah. No worries.

Sweet as.

Where's Jayden and Till?

It's just me and you today, lad.

Like the old times, eh?

One last job. Okay? That's the deal.

Ill-chay, lad. I know what I said.

One last job, then you're out.

After you.

[foreboding music playing]

[music fades]

[Ant] Coast is clear.
You're gonna let people tag your house?

[Harper] It's an art wall.

Everyone who comes to the party
gets to sign it,

if I can find some Textas.

[Ant] Oh, yeah,
by the way, I got you like a

housewarming whatever.

I made it in woodwork.
It was gonna be my stash box,

but I figured you could put
the dumb rings you wear in it

or whatever.

Oh, thank you,
that's really sweet. I love it.

- [box clatters]
- [objects rattling]

[Harper grunts softly]

So, uh, how was it anyway?

- Hmm?
- First night in new place?

Pretty amazing. It's like...

The first night I've been properly alone

since moving out of my dad's, so...

That's cool.

You feel... safe there?

You know, with Ca$h and all that?

Ant, are you worried about me?

No. Thank you, but I'm seriously okay.

Ca$h is done with the eshays.

He's really sorted his sh*t out, actually.

[object thuds]

Proud of him.

Ah-ha!

Victory!

[Amerie] How about this?

You show me
the full animation when it's done,

and I show you a video of my legendary
Year 4 talent quest performance?

Also a deeply personal work.

- [chuckles] Yeah, seems fair.
- [chuckles]

- Hey, wait, isn't it this way?
- Nah, I know a shortcut.

Okay.

[contemplative music playing]

[Amerie] Oh, my God. No way.

Me and Harper used to come here
all the time in primary school.

- No sh*t. Really?
- Yeah.

Harper used to live just up the road.

Man, I haven't been here in forever.

[laughs]

[sighs]

God, this is so crazy.

We used to have crushes
on the older skater boys,

so we'd just hang out here after school,

trying to impress them. Such little shits.

[music fades]

Oh, my God.

[laughs] It's still here!

I've gotta take a photo for Harps.

- [chuckles] Oh, my God.
- [shutter clicking]

Wow.

Man, so much sh*t
went down here. [chuckles]

There used to be this girl, Cassie Morgan,

and she was dating one of the guys
that Harper had a crush on

and she hated that we always hung around.

So one day, she took our jumpers
and chucked them in the urinals

and got all the guys to piss on them.

- That's disgusting.
- [laughs] I know, right?

Nah, that's actually
a really f*cked up thing to do.

I hope she got what was coming to her.

Oh, no, like, we all used to do
cracked stuff like that.

Just kid sh*t.

What does that even mean though?
"Kid sh*t"?

A kid's behavior
can tell you the person they'll become.

Yeah, but... sometimes people
just figure it out, you know?

Like, mature
or grow out of it or whatever.

Uh...

Not in my experience.

People won't change
until they're taught a lesson.

You said it yourself at camp,

you keep making the same mistakes
over and over, and...

Well, I hope Cassie Morgan
isn't still pissing on people's clothes,

'cause that'd just be weird.

[inhales sharply, exhales]

I think I'm gonna get going.

What? Really? What...

What about the movie though?

Uh, maybe some other time.

Um, okay. I'll see you later then?

[Rowan] Yeah. See ya.

["Dry Lungs" by Lemonade Baby playing]

I don't get it. Like, he was totally
so sweet before that happened.

That's how they get ya.

One minute they're all,
"I'll be home later,"

and the nek minute,

they stop replying
to your calls completely.

[cell phone chiming]

[sighs]

[Amerie] Ca$h?

Uh, no.

But it is my Dad telling me
that he's arrived safely in Port Augusta.

Yay.

You guys think I should be worried?

I've sent Ca$h five messages
and he's not replied.

He's probably just stuck listening
to one of Roger's stories or something.

Yeah.

Yeah.

[birds chirping]

[grunts]

[sniffs]

[foreboding music playing]

Are you serious, brah?

No, I drove three hours
for f*cking giggles. Get in.

- Hurry up!
- Yeah, I'm coming! Jesus!

[metal clanging]

Sit here.

[music intensifies]

[engine whirring]

[suspenseful music playing]

Go on, pull her up.

- [chain rattling]
- [Ca$h grunting]

[water splashing]

[continues grunting]

- [music intensifies]
- [heaving]

[music fades]

[exhales sharply]

[Ca$h panting]

[chuckles] What? Did you think
I was gonna knock you off, did ya?

[chuckling]

[sighs] Can we get out of here now?

Yeah, brah, no dramas.

[sniffs, sighs]

[engine sputters]

[engine sputters]

[engine sputtering]

- What's wrong with it?
- I don't f*cking know, do I?

- Are you being serious?
- [engine sputters]

[groans] Push the button... Push the... God...

Come on. Come on, please.

[engine sputtering]

- Are you being serious? What's going on?
- [groans]

- Are you serious?
- Have a cr*ck!

- Is this a joke?
- Have a f*cking go.

- [Ca$h] Jesus.
- [engine sputtering]

- [Chook] Ay! You're gonna break it.
- This can't be happening!

[Chook] Get out!

[tense music playing]

f*ck me.

[engine sputtering]

Jesus Christ!

Mate, calm down.

You think I wanna be stuck here
with 20k worth of biccies?

- So what do we do?
- I don't know.

Fishing boats'll be out soon, I guess.

Just have to wait for a tow.

- [music fades]
- [Chook sniffs]

["Deli" by Ice Spice playing]

♪ Grrah, grrah, grrah, grrah ♪

♪ Grrah, grrah, grrah ♪

♪ She a baddie, she showin' her panty
Stop playin' with 'em, RIOT ♪

- [song continues over speakers]
- [lively chatter, laughter]

♪ She shake it like jelly ♪

♪ Hundred bands in Chanely ♪

♪ But I'm still shakin' ass in a deli... ♪

[all shouting and cheering]

Well, points for creativity.

Hey. If he doesn't show, it's his loss.

Don't let it ruin your night, okay?

I just wish I knew what happened.

[Ant] Oi, Harper!

I'm fine. Go have fun. Go have fun.

- Love you.
- Love you.

[lively chatter, laughter]

["Pinnacle Bitch" by Miss Kaninna
playing over speakers]

"Malakai was here" is the classic choice.

Thought you were trying to
come up with something to write.

Or you're just wondering how you ended up
with such a pack of dickheads. [chuckles]

I was actually thinking
that these dickheads aren't so bad.

Yeah, they go okay I guess.

Hey, thanks for saying that stuff earlier.

Even though, you know,
it hasn't really worked out between us,

it'd suck if we couldn't still be mates.

Gotta ride the rest of this
school bizzo out together, hey.

Yeah. I guess so.

Go on then, Banksy. Make your mark.

I'm glad.

- ["Sports" by yunè pinku playing]
- [people whooping, cheering]

♪ What's up? ♪

♪ What's up? ♪

You've been avoiding me.

No.

Just giving you a chance to miss me.

It's working.

What are you doing?

I...

Just... [chuckles] not here.

Meet me downstairs later?

Aw, standing by the drinks
to force girls to talk to you.

Ew.

[scoffs] Right?

[song continues indistinctly]

["Better Left Unsaid" by Kuren
playing overs speakers]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

Oh, my God. You're actually here.

Um... Thank God, 'cause Ca$h is AWOL

and he's not answering his phone
and I can't get ahold of his nan, but...

- I'm just really glad that you're here.
- Me too.

I plan on getting really drunk.

Like, probably the most drunk
I've ever gotten.

Wow. Um...

Do you think that's a good idea?

Normally I'd say no, 'cause I'd be worried
about being too much for everyone,

but I thought, what the heck?

Anyway, I'm gonna go dance now.

Quinni, wait... Um...

I think I might really need
my jellyfish right now.

Maybe you need to find
a healthier way of coping. Bye.

♪ Do I dare to find ♪

♪ The stories... ♪

[Chook munching]

Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

You want?

[laughing]

[sniffs]

Mmm.

- [breathes deeply] Mmm!
- I... [sighs]

- Mmm.
- Can you shut the f*ck up?

Jesus, all right, lad.

Calm down. What's your problem today?

My... [chuckling in disbelief]

Okay, yeah, yeah, righto, my problem, um...

My problem is I was supposed to be doing
a simple job with you

and now we're stuck in the middle
of nowhere, when I have somewhere to be.

Oh, what,
am I interrupting date night, am I?

Huh? f*cking Mardi Gras, is it?

Guess you'll have to get f*cked by
your f*gg*t boyfriend some other time...

Don't you dare talk about them.

Don't you f*cking dare!

There he is.

[tense music playing]

There's Ca$hie boy.

I thought we'd lost you, brah.

[Chook laughing]

- [Kn*fe splashes]
- [music fades]

[shouting] f*ck!

I should f*cking do you in for that.

Lucky I'm a nice bloke.

[exhales deeply]

Look, can we stop f*cking about please?

You are one of us.

So why don't we just cut the sh*t
and get back to how things were?

You don't get it. I can't.

'Course you can.

You know you wouldn't even be here
right now if it wasn't for me.

Before your nan even knew you existed,

it was me who looked out for you.

It was me who made sure you
made it out of that f*cking group home.

You remember what those
little f*cking pricks used to call you?

[stutters mockingly] Douglas...

f*cking hounded you
until I gave you your f*cking name!

Remember that sh*t being written
all over your f*cking forms?

"Child of an addict

and self-harmer."

C-A-S-H.

Ca$h.

That's why I had your back, man.

I know what that's like.

But now you get taken in
by a new little world,

get taken in by your new little friends,

and suddenly we're scum.

You turned your back on the people
that always looked out for you.

Ratted us to the f*cking cops.

I've done some shady sh*t, mate,
but I would've never done that.

- You ruined everything.
- No.

You ruined it.

You ruined it
when you put Harper in that car.

Oh, we were f*cking about! Come on.

- Nothing was gonna happen.
- Don't bullshit me!

I haven't been
"taken in by some other world,"

I just saw ours for what it was.

And it made me sick.

I actually know

what family feels like now.

And whatever you and I was,

it wasn't that.

You want me to come back?

I'd rather be f*cking dead.

[sniffs]

Righto. [sniffs]

[grunts, spits]

[Chook exhales]

[button clicks, engine starts]

Look at that.

Guess I just needed
to show it a bit of love.

[sniffs]

["Meet Her At The Love Parade"
by Da Hool playing]

- [music continues over speakers]
- [all cheering and whooping]

[Zoe] And you see that's the flaw
in the so-called sexual revolution.

You know, women are hardwired
to link emotions with sex

because it can lead to pregnancy,

so casual sex actually suppresses
this biological instinct we have

to only sleep with someone
we want to be with forever.

So, in answer to your question,

no, Felix and I
will not be hooking up tonight.

Right, Felix?

["One of the Girls" by Otha
playing over speakers]

Well, um, this has been...
deeply disturbing.

Would you excuse me?

Hey, I wasn't...
I wasn't sure if you'd show up.

- Can we find somewhere to talk?
- Yeah.

[lively chatter]

♪ We got nothing on him ♪

[Spider exclaims]

♪ We got nothing ♪

♪ We're gonna dance for the win ♪

I'm sorry. You didn't do anything wrong.

What we were talking about
is a sore spot for me.

Yeah, I got that.

A while ago,
something went down with my brother.

- A kid did something really shitty...
- You don't need to talk about it.

No, it's okay.

It's just...

they were never held accountable for it.

They just carried on doing the same sh*t

and getting away with it, so...

When you said kids don't know any better...

I don't know, I... I guess it just,
uh, triggered something for me.

But I shouldn't have reacted like that.

No. No, you're right.

Look, people do need to be
held responsible for their sh*t.

I probably wouldn't have realized
all the terrible things I'd done

if Bird Psycho
hadn't rubbed my face in it.

As much as it sucked,
maybe it's what I needed.

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for boys like him ♪

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for boys like him ♪

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for boys like him ♪

♪ We're just some of the other girls ♪

♪ We're just some of the other boys ♪

♪ We're just some of the other girls ♪

♪ We're just some of the other boys ♪

- [laughing]
- ♪ We're just some of the other girls ♪

♪ We're just some of the other boys ♪

♪ We're just some of the other girls ♪

f*ck!

[music continues over speakers]

What's wrong with you?

- Girl troubles. Whatever.
- Yeah, I feel that.

I've been trying to prove to... this girl,

that I can be friends with her
without wanting to hook up.

At first, I didn't.
It was sick having her as a mate.

But now I can't say anything

or she'll think
I was trying to hook up with her.

- That's brutal.
- Guess it's like Voss says,

"Can't let girls mess with our heads."

But what if that's bullshit though?

Why don't we just lay it all on the line?
Tell them how we feel?

Like... with our words?

Yeah, that's right. Why not?

Why the f*ck not?

Why don't we just come out
and tell them what we want?

sh*t, yeah, like radical honesty, bro.

Yes, dude. Like, radical honesty.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

[laughs] Yeah.

Thanks, man.

Proud of you.

[exhales sharply] Radical honesty.
Radical honesty.

[Spider exhales deeply]

[grunts]

[whispers] Missy?

[low foreboding music playing]

Missy?

Missy?

- [yells]
- [gasps]

Jesus Christ.

- [laughing]
- [exhales sharply]

Are you trying to make me sh*t myself?

I hear that kind of thing
gives you a boner.

[Spider] Mmm.

[exhales]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Um...
I wanna talk to you about something.

I've been wanting to kiss you all night,
and all day at school too.

Mm, get on with it then.

No, no, I, um...

I want to be able to do it whenever.

Not just when we're alone.

Not just... when we have to hide it.

[sighs] sh*t, Spider.

Look, I know I can be a bit of a prick,

and I know everyone thinks
I'm just a probbo dickhead.

But... I want to be better.

You make me want to be better.

[chuckles] What? You steal that
from a movie or something?

[chuckles softly]

Look, if I could be
different or something...

You can't though.

People can't just change who they are.

But if I could...

could you see yourself being with...

someone like me?

[sighs] Honestly, I... I don't know.

But that's not a definite no?

It's an "I'll believe it when I see it."

It's good enough for me.

- [indistinct chatter]
- [muffled music playing over speakers]

So... this was nice.

Do you think we should
say something to Malakai?

Depends.

Is it something you want to happen again?

Yeah. Yeah, I think it is.

[car horn honks]

Oh. That's my Uber.

See you Monday.

See you Monday.

- [student] Bye, guys! Bye!
- [excited chatter]

- Bye, babe.
- [Harper] Oh, are you going?

- See ya.
- Bye.

- Love you.
- [chuckles] Love you.

[indistinct chatter]

[Harper] Yeah, no, I guess
you could taste... [continues indistinctly]

[engine stops]

[Chook sniffs, exhales deeply]

Better get in there then.

We're good though? We're square?

Deal's a deal.

You won't hear from me again. You're done.

You know, you could be done too.

If you wanted.

Nah.

Not me, brahs.

I'm a lifer.

[car door closes]

["Sad Music" by Jessica Winter
playing over speakers]

[sighs in relief]

Harper, can we talk for a sec?

- [Harper] Yeah, mate, what's up?
- [engine revs]

[Ant] I just... [speaking indistinctly]

[Darren] You gotta be kidding me.
He was with Chook?

[engine revs]

Darren, I can explain! I...

[sputters] Harper, I...
I can explain this, okay?

I can explain everything.

- Darren!
- [engine revs]

[intense music playing]

[breath trembling]

[Ca$h] Darren!

Darren. Look...

Darren, hey...

Darren, I'm sorry.

I don't really wanna hear it right now.

You don't understand. I had to, okay?

- But it's sorted now.
- [scoffs softly]

Hey! I did this for us!

["Under Your Spell" by Desire playing]

♪ I don't eat ♪

♪ I don't sleep ♪

♪ I do nothing but think of you ♪

♪ I don't eat ♪

♪ I don't sleep ♪

♪ I do nothing but think of you ♪

♪ You keep me under your spell ♪

♪ You keep me under your spell ♪

♪ You keep me under your spell ♪

♪ You keep me under your spell ♪

♪ You keep me under your spell ♪

♪ You keep me under your spell ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ I don't eat ♪

♪ I don't sleep ♪

♪ I do nothing but think of... ♪

- [knocking on door]
- [song fades]

[hesitates] Jacob, you up?

[knocking on door]

f*ck.

[breathing shakily]

[Dusty] Darren?

[gentle music playing]

[Darren] Dusty?

I, um... came to...

Yeah... Yeah, he's at a...

He's at a bush doof.

Oh.

Do you wanna come in?

What?

[gasps softly] Oh, Yaz.

It's okay. It's okay. Come here.

I got you.

You doing okay in there?

[Yasmin] It's so gross.

Is this seriously
gonna happen every month?

Yup. Every month.

["Streets Favorite" by Capone playing]

♪ Whatever happened to ♪

♪ The boy that I once knew? ♪

♪ The boy who said he'd be true ♪

♪ No, no, no. ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

[upbeat electronic music playing]