02x17 - Fish Fight / Field of Fishreams

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There's big trouble at Duel Section !

Text: Department of Duel Operations

Text: Central Administration

Text: Providence Section

Where's the Restoration Protocol?!

To think that Neil-sama leaving would cause so much chaos...

Text: Department Head

Text: Project Lead

At this rate, all the Duel Systems around the globe will be suspended!

No need to worry!

Text: Section Manager

Text: Oudou Yuuga

We'll be fine with the help of my "Prevent the Suspension of Duel Systems Worldwide" Road!

Text: The Prevent-the-Suspension-of-Duel-Systems-Worldwide Road

That goes against providence.

Double Talk: That goes against providence.

I modified Kaizo and installed Neil's Providence Algorithm!

Splendid as always, Chief Oudou!

It's no wonder that President Yuuou scouted you!

Now the entire world has been saved!

Double Talk: Hooray for Chief Oudou!

Double Talk: Hooray! Hooray!

Go enjoy, feel, believe, and plunge into the light!

For some reason, when I looked up at the sun, I sneezed

A weird action, satisfaction, a hunch that something would happen

On those stifling days, come here when you're tired

Keep chasing your impulsive urges, for the ordinary is boring

To your turn that belongs to no one else

To the end of the road that no one sees

To our Harevutai that's like no one else's

greatest stage

I wanna enjoy, feel, believe, and kick the earth!

Limit break past your dreams and aim for that meteor!

We'll go beyond that boundary and surpass it!

Believe in that light shining in your hands!

Go enjoy, feel, believe, and plunge into the light!

Rush! Rush! Rush! Rush Duel!

Rush! Rush! Rush! Rush Duel!

Let's go Rush! Let's go Rush!


"Field of Blub-reams"

I have a blub-ream! I have a dream, blub!

Field of Blub-reams

He sure is a strange guy.

He managed to win against me and ensure his freedom alongside the Rush Duel Robot, and yet...

HUH?!?!

In exchange for giving the other siblings back their positions, you'll become a Goha employee?!

Yup.

Huh?

Heh-heh...

Ahahahaha!

Geez, that Yuuga...

He's as nosy as a guy running after a fly ball from the pitcher mound.

As long as he's under Yuuou's command, there's no telling what'll happen, tuna.

"There's no telling what will happen... that's what makes it interesting."

He'd probably say something like that.

Besides us, he also...

He seemingly asked for Neil to be reinstated as well, but...

Double Talk: Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning!

That goes against providence.

Even if Yuuou allowed it, it would not be something I'd accept.

The truth is...

I wanted us to work at Goha's research facility to do maintenance on the malfunctioning Maximums together.

This is a request from Yuuga-sama, the one who fixed me.

Would you please consider his request?

It is only because you were in Goha that the ever expansive world of dueling could maintain its order.

It's thanks to you that people around the world could duel with no worries!

And now, that role will fall upon you.

If you ever need help, you have your friends to rely on, don't you?

Are you insinuating that we should become Goha employees alongside Yuuga-kun?

What?!

Of course, of course!

Providence always knows what's best—

Ugh, disgusting!

Well, I suppose it's time to raise the curtains...

It's the beginning of the end for Rush Duels.

So that's Chief Oudou!

Upon employment, he immediately became an elementary schooler executive!

On top of that, he's in a super elite department: The Duel Operations Division!

What are you doing, Yuuga-kun?!

Woah!

Riding your bike in the hall is against regulations!

Ah, right!

Gakuto, you're part of General Headquarters' Department of Internal Discipline in the Serious Division, right?

Text: General Headquarters, Department of Internal Discipline, Serious Division - Sougetsu Gakuto

Correct!

I was chosen for my discipline and honesty as th Elementary's Student Council President!

As expected!

Any and all rules under the watchful eyes of I, Sougetsu Gakuto, will be absolutely—

He's not listening!!

Sorry, I'm in a hurry!

This long-lost respectable figure of Gakuto-sama...

No, of Chief Sougetsu...!

Seeing how we've been without it brings tears to our eyes...!

It's true, I've been completely dragged along by Yuuga-kun's pace,

and have tainted the Sougetsu name!

Chief...!

However, those days are now long over!

Ack!

You're in the way, blub.

Double Talk: Ow...

Aren't you the commentator of the Goha Team Battle Royale Tournament—

Flash Umiko-san?

Thank you for your work back then—

Tch.

Wha?

Uh...

Oh, actually, Umiko-san is normally in charge of electrical fixtures...

She's part of General Headquarters' General Division , with the nickname Shomumu...

Text: General Affairs Department of General Affairs - Flash Umiko

Chief!

We must continue our rounds to ensure company regulations are being followed!

You're right!

If I remember right, Romin-kun chose to be part of the Hungry Section...

Text: Department of Employee Welfare, Staff Canteen Division, Hungry Section

We have only one duty!

Yeah!!

We must create tasty food!

Yeah!!!

Alright, here you go!

It's the usual Romin-kun...

I've finished changing the fluorescent tube, blub.

Um...

Fluorescent bulbs start to flicker as they get older, right?

Are you properly checking the age of the replacement before changing it?

Ha?

Don't talk to me, that's so gross, blub.

Text: Department of Luke Operations, Luke Division, Luke Section

Oh, right.

Luke-kun took Swirly-kun and entered the Department of Luke Operations...

That department doesn't exist in Goha!!

That's why I made one myself!

Double Talk: ["General Manager", "Department Head", "Section Manager"]

The installation of all electrical appliances for the new division is done, blub.

Swirl!!

A computer, TV, refrigerator, air conditioner, Wi-Fi, fax, vacuum,

calculator, game console and copier all at once, swirl?!

That's Goha for you.

They even have a department as ridiculous as this...

Hm?

Octopus wiring?!?!

Warning! Warning!

The limit for octopus wiring has been breached.

Safety Mode will be engaged.

Who let this happen?!

Agh, someone fix this already!

The elevator's stuck!!

Could it be that all of Umiko-san's fixtures were daisy chained together?

The emergency power!

Ah, she left!

Where did she go?!

Text: Office Kitchenette and General Headquarters'

Text: General Affairs Department of General Affairs, th Division

Double Talk: General Affairs th Division should be here...

That's it, isn't it?

Umiko-san!

What d'ya want, blub?

Was the sincerity and poise with which you handled the tournament with all just a ruse?

Don't talk about the past, magu.

I mean, blub.

I cannot ignore that sloppy attitude!

All rules under Sougetsu Gakuto's watchful eyes—

Did you know, blub?

Humans actually have worse sight than most animals.

Is that true?!

That's blatantly wrong!

Huh?

It seems we must face her with force, Chief!

Right!

I challenge you to a Rush Duel!

Double Talk: Ah... My shoulders are so stiff...

If I win, then that sloppy attitude of yours...

I'll have you revise it!

Agh, upsy-daisy...

So where...

Here it is, blub!

Heave-ho!

I'll be in your care.

Come at me, blubro.

RUSH DUEL: Rush Duel!

Hm?

Oh! The other day, I spilled sauce from my chop suey on the disk so now it's all sticky and won't work, blub!

Ugh.

Clean, clean, clean, clean.

Wow!

RUSH DUEL: RUSH DUEL!!!!!!

Mmkay, it's my turn.

Oh, right.

The neighborhood electronics store is doing a "Customer Appreciation Fair" today, blub.

Oh, really?

Heh. I DRAW, blub!

I summon Jellyplug and Anglercoil, blub!

A jellyfish and a plug...?

Anglerfish and coils?

I sacrifice Jellyplug and tribute summon Zapzap Octospark, blub!

Even her monster has octopus wiring!

Now I activate its effect, blub.

Zapzap Octospark's ATK goes up by a gill-breathing until the end of this turn!

And you take damage, blub!

I set two cards...

And end my turn, blub.

Next is my turn. I draw!

I summon Masaki the Legendary Samurai General and Hero of the Yeast!

I sacrifice them to tribute summon!

Gakuto: You want me to stop? No, I will not!

Gakuto: I am the one to decide!

Gakuto: As willed by the passionate feelings hidden deep within my heart!

Gakuto: Come forth!

Gakuto: Yamiruler the Dark Delayer!

Yes, we've been waiting!

The Chief's right-hand officer!

I change Yamiruler to defense...

To activate Bandaged Bowing!

With its effect, I draw one!

Then, I change Yamiruler back to att*ck and activate its effect!

Gakuto: Commander's Decree!

Until the end of your next turn, so long as this card is on the field,

both of us cannot tribute summon monsters level or higher!

Blub, blub...

Here comes the delayer!

Blub, blub!

I set one card.

Then, I activate Cursed Katana of the East!

Anglercoil is destroyed!

Now, Yamiruler the Dark Delayer, att*ck Zapzap Octospark—

Double Talk: Blub, blub!

Double Talk: BLUB, BLUUUUUUUB!!!!

Surely the Chief's barrage of att*cks have made their mark.

With this, she'll surely reform—

I forgot all about the "Deep-Sea Fish of Foreign Seas" Drama DVD that I rented, blub!

Is this the time for that?!

And it's been overdue for months now, blub!

The overdue fees are going to be—

Now I activate the trap, Bzzt Bzzt Reborn!

Its effect deals you damage, blub!

Bzzt-bzzt-bzzt-bzzt-bzzt!

Chief!

I'm doing pretty well today, blub!

What's this?

"Deal the opponent points of damage.

Then, if you have a Thunder-type monster in your hand,

negate the opponent's att*ck and special summon it in att*ck position."

I see...

In that case, if she had kept Anglercoil in hand...

She could have negated Yamiruler's att*ck and special summoned Anglercoil.

U-Uh...

Couldn't y'all have told me that earlier?!

How dare you not properly read your cards.

Truly the epitome of a slob.

att*ck Zapzap Octospark!

Blub, blub, blub!!

I end my turn.

Blub, blub, blub...

I HAVE A BLUB-REAM!

Huh? "Blub-ream"?

I have a dream, blub!

A dream?

It's a dream, but more like an ambition, blub.

An ambition?

Now that you know Umiko has an ambition...

Like hell I'll let you return alive, blub!

Um, you know...

You were the one who told us...

It's my turn!

I draw, blub!

Blub, blub!

I activate the field spell: Umi!

Woah!

With Umi's effect, all water-lovers get a ATK and DEF gill-breathing boost!

G-Gill-breathing?

She means Fish, Sea Serpent, Thunder, and Aqua-type monsters!

And all water-haters get a ATK and DEF mouth-breather's bane, blub!

You mean Machine and Fire-type monsters!

Then, I summon Jellyplug and Anglercoil, blub!

They're both Thunder-types!

Their ATK will go up with Umi's effect!

I sacrifice Anglercoil to tribute summon Zapzap Octospark!

Zapzap Octospark is a level !

It can't be delayed!

And it's a Thunder-type!

I'm right at home, blub!

During your first turn, you sacrificed Jellyplug to summon Octospark...

But this time, you sacrificed Anglercoil who has higher ATK...

You're just picking randomly...

Then, on the turn that I summon Zapzap, I can use Octospark's effect—

If you must shorten it, stick to either Zapzap or Octospark! Just use one name!

Blub.

Octo's ATK goes up by a gill-breathing !

Then, Mr. Stick-in-the-mud's LP goes down by a mouth-breathing , blub!

Oh, this card I picked up the other day...

Can I use it, blub?

Huh?

Oh, Fusion, I see!

Of course you can—

Fusion?!

Did ya know?

When a fish is at home, its strength knows no bounds, blub!

I use Jellyplug and Octospark to Fusion Summon!

What a sloppy summoning chant!

Weekly Chara: Oh yeah, it's sure appearing, blub, blub.

Weekly Chara: Showering Infergyo!

The tribute lock doesn't work on Fusion Summons!

And it's also a Thunder-type!

Showering Infergyo's effect activates!

Until the end of this turn, its ATK goes up by a gill-breathing !

She's feeling totally fresh!

Then the ATK of all monsters on the opponent's field goes down by a mouth-breathing !

Ah!

Mr. Stick-in-the-mud also takes damage, blub!

What did you say?!

Chief!

After that, I can add Octo from my grave back to my hand, blub-blub.

Showering Infergyo att*cks Yamiruler, blub-blub-blub!

Weekly Chara: Tail Fin Kick Pectoral Fin Punch Dorsal Fin Boom, blub!

What a sloppy att*ck name!

However, if this att*ck connects...!

And now!

I activate Meticulous Mask of Good Omen!

Yamiruler's ATK goes up by its level times !

Meticulous Mask of Good Omen is truly a card befitting the chief!

He survived this moment of peril!

Tch.

I end my turn, blub.

Just what ambition makes you, sloppy as you are, fight so fiercely?

One day, I'll take over Goha, and entice the whole world with an Undersea Specialty Online Shopping Business,

re-branding Goha as Blub-Blub Town, and watch as I rake in all of the cash!

That's my grand plan, blub!

Taking over Goha?!

Just how will you do that?!

I haven't figured that out yet, blub!

I didn't expect something like that.

However, now that I know, I cannot leave it be...

That sloppy, greedy ambition of yours!

It's my turn! Draw!

I summon Valkyrian Sewkyrie!

Next, I summon Mezame the Oni Commander and activate her effect!

I return Yamiruler from my grave to my hand!

The powerful demon commander has returned!

Then, I sacrifice Mezame the Oni Commander to tribute summon!

Come forth! Tranquil Unknown Soldier!

The power of this new soldier has yet to be revealed!

Truly an unknown!

I send Unknown Soldier to the grave to activate his effect!

I can choose up to two Warrior or Winged Beast-types from my grave

and special summon them in face-down defense!

I sacrifice these two monsters and then tribute summon Yamiruler from my hand!

And then!

I use Fusion!

Gakuto: To stop or not to stop—the answer is no!

Gakuto: Countless cries pry open the stone door—

Gakuto: and what light through yonder cave breaks!

Gakuto: Come forth, Yameterasu the Ascended Ruler!

S-So this is Fusion?!

You used it too!!

I send the top card of my deck to the grave to activate Yameterasu the Ascended Ruler's choice effect!

Gakuto: Imperial Decree!

Until the end of your next turn, this card's ATK goes up by !

Furthermore, neither of us can special summon monsters level or lower in att*ck!

Then I return Yamiruler from my grave to my deck to use the spell,

Secret Technique! Refined Ruler Render!

Yameterasu's ATK goes up by until the end of this turn!

Plus would be...

ATK!

And, I can destroy one spell or trap card on your field!

Blub?

Blub, blub, blub!!

Blub, blub, blub?!

Umiko-san is...

A fish out of water!

M-My gill-breathing!!

Yameterasu att*cks Showering Infergyo—

Now I activate the trap Bzzt Bzzt Reborn, blub!

With its effect, you take damage, blub!

Then I special summon Zapzap Octospark in att*ck from my hand!

Did you forget about Imperial Decree?!

Blub?!

Neither duelists can special summon monsters in att*ck that are level or lower!

I-I didn't hear that, blub!

You did, blub!

If Zapzap Octospark had been special summoned,

Yameterasu's att*ck would have been negated!

Today, you will be reborn!

Blub?!

With your blade of sun that shines light upon all,

cut through the darkness and bring salvation upon us!

Gakuto: Divine Flight - Slash of Genesis!

Blub, blub, bluuub!

Bluuuuuuub!!

Thanks to my Rush Duel with you, I was able to realize something important, blub.

Thanks, Mr. Stick-in-the-mud.

It's Sougetsu.

You're right.

Just setting up an undersea specialty online shopping business doesn't mean I'll get rich, blub...

The scales covering your eyes—no, your entire body—have finally fallen off.

It's what you needed, Umiko-san.

If that kinda thing fell offa me...

It'd be hella gross, ya idiot!!

Ah!!

Ugh, gross.

Gross, gross!

The back that's supposed to be far beyond

is out of sight

There's no map leading to the goal

So which way should I even go?

I had planned on standing alone

But now, you're by my side

and that isn't bad at all

Even if my hands can't reach

the future I want to grasp

and the dreams I want to come true

still remain as dreams

Let's sing as loud as we can!

As long as I walk beside you

Tomorrow will surely surpass today!

I will surely surpass the me of today!

It's Yuuga,

Luke, and friends'

Monster Research Lab!

It's my Fusion monster, Yameterasu the Ascended Ruler.

An illuminating Ruler!

While this card is face-up, it gains ATK.

Plus, neither player can special summon level or lower monsters in att*ck!

You've really evolved your lock strategy!

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