[ music ]
FRANKINI: Why isn't it working?!
[ Machine turns on, but makes a strained, squeaky sound ]
I paid a lot of money for this machine
and it's supposed to make everyone in Swellview
sing and dance and act like they're in a musical!
- Yeah, why would you want to do that?
- Because it's summer! And it's fun!
And there's nothing better than a city-wide,
nonstop, mind-controlled musical in the summer!
- Okay.
I found your problem.
Somethin's blockin' the low-frequency
melodic emission antenna.
- Well how do you fix it?!
[ grunts ]
- Goomer! - You found me!
Only took ya six days.
- What were you doing in there?
- I was playin hide and seek. Your turn!
One... two...seven umm...
- Stop it, Goomer!
It's not time for hide and seek.
- Yeah it's time to pay me. - Of course.
I'll pay you fifty thousand volts of electricity.
- I get it. You're gonna tase m--
[ Goomer laughs ]
♪ Heeeere... weeee... gooo... ♪
ha ha ha.
[ music ]
[ phone rings ]
[ yawns ] - What?
♪ Henry, you gotta get over here! ♪
♪ Why are you singing?
♪ Why am I singing?!
♪ Just brush your teeth and get over here! ♪
♪ Can you smell my breath through the phone? ♪
- What? No. Listen!
♪ Someone put a musical curse over this town! ♪
- Really?! - Really!
♪ Has it infected everybody else? ♪
♪ Go downstairs and see for yourself... ♪
♪ Something's going on!
♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview! ♪
♪ I'm stuck in a song!
♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview! ♪
♪ Captain Man! Tell us can you hear us?! ♪
♪ I'm doing this against my will! ♪
♪ Yeah, there's a musical curse over Swellview! ♪
♪ This is so not chill!
♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview! ♪
♪ Hey Kid Danger, did you hear us?! ♪
- Henry, where are you going?!
♪ I hate to be a jerk, but I gotta go to work, ♪
♪ y'know, sell the junk and the stuff. ♪
♪ But Henry haven't you heard?! ♪
♪ We're singing every word!
♪ Like thiiiiiis!
♪ It's totally out of our control! ♪
♪ Sorry fam I gotta rolllllll!
♪ Not a key change!
♪ In case you're just tuning in, ♪
♪ there's a musical curse over Swellview. ♪
♪ My middle name is Debbie...
- Good god, Mary.
♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview! Mary Debbie Gaperman! ♪
♪ Captain Man! Kid Danger! ♪
♪ Can you save us?!
♪ In other news a Swellview woman is pregnant ♪
♪ but not with what you'd expect-- ♪
- We interrupt this program... for ME!
♪ Citizens of Swellview, it is I, Frankini the Grand! ♪
♪ In case you didn't notice,
♪ there's a musical curse o'er the land, my bad... ♪
♪ or good!
♪ 'cuz this is the way that it should be! ♪
♪ I have control of all of your speakers, ♪
♪ I'm blasting a special low frequency, ♪
♪ and now Swellview is perfect! ♪
♪ Musically extra perfect!
♪ Just like me!
Ta ta for now...
♪ Oh nooooooooooo!!!
♪ What did I miss?
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick. - Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles... and fight crime.
Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ music ]
♪ What are we gonna do?
♪ I'm trying to find Frankini.
♪ What are we gonna do?
♪ He's gotta be hiding somewhere! ♪
♪ What are we gonna doooooo?
[ elevator dings ]
- Hen! - Finally.
♪ Sorry it took me so-- Ooo, Hen! ♪
♪ You'll never believe what happened. No, I know. ♪
♪ There's a musical curse over Swellview. Yeah, I know. ♪
♪ And you'll never believe who did it. ♪
♪ Frankini. Frankini! Yeah, I know! ♪
♪ Ooo, Hen! You'll never believe ♪
♪ how he did it. The speakers. ♪
♪ He took control of the speakers. ♪
♪ Yeah, I know! And then put out ♪
♪ a weird kinda frequency and now we have to sing! ♪
♪ Jasper!
- Yeah?
♪ Thanks for filling me in. Sure! ♪
- Let's see if I can trace the source
of Frankini's last live-stream.
- Find the source then we can hack his sys--
- Hey! Hey, hey.
- Why aren't you singing? Why aren't I singing?!
Is it over? Did we break the curse?
We broke the curse!
♪ I'm glad we broke the curse, I was panicked at first. ♪
♪ Wait what? Now I'm singing again... ♪
- Yeah, well sometimes in musicals
there's like a little moment in between songs
where people can talk normally. - Okay.
- But it usually doesn't last very long.
♪ 'Cuz soon they break into sooooooo-oooonng! ♪
♪ Yay a key change!
- No, no, stop, stop, stop, STOP!
Please be seated.
[ music ]
♪ When I was a boy,
♪ I auditioned for a musical,
♪ it was a musical about cats.
- Was it Cats?
♪ It doesn't really matter, Charlotte. ♪
♪ Tryin to tell a story here.
♪ Please listen. Thank you. ♪
Anyway, on the day of the audition...
♪ I wore underwear...
♪ Underwear with cats! Like in the musical! ♪
♪ That's how I knew this role would be mine stat! ♪
- What is "stat?" - Means like "soon."
- Yeah, like "ASAP," kinda. - It's used a lot by doctors.
- Ah gotcha, gotcha.
♪ Are you guys done?
♪ I'm kinda pouring my heart out here! ♪
♪ Anyway, I meow'd! I meow'd! ♪
♪ Oh, I meow'd! Like I'd studied cats at Yale! ♪
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! ♪
♪ And I shook my tush,
♪ like my tush had a bushy little tail! ♪
- Do... cats have bushy tails?
- Yah, don't embarrass yourself, dude.
- Pretty sure that's squirrels. - Or rabbits.
- What's with all the side chats?!
♪ It's just that we can tell ♪
♪ what happens in the end ♪
- Ha! That I doubt.
♪ You didn't get the role
♪ it went to someone else who tried out. ♪
- Eh, iregardless.
- Not a word.
♪ Ever since that day I've had a hatred for musicals. ♪
♪ So whoever caused this curse-- ♪
- You know it was Frankini.
- Yeah, we've been singing like this over an hour.
- Yeah he said it on the news. - Yah, pay attention.
- Oh, yeah.
♪ So, Franki-i-i-ini...
- Oh, god. I smell a high note.
Plug your ears!
♪ Will payyyyyyyyyy!
- Ayye! That was my favorite vase!
- You have a favorite vase?
- I did...
- Hey, guys!
Frankini was just spotted outside of Swellview Park.
- Bold move showing his face in public.
- We're gonna show his face our fists
and stop this musical curse.
- Nice. - Wait!
The Swellview Summer Market is going on at the park right now, isn't it?
- Yeah, so?
- Oh man, the times I had there...
♪ Every summer we would go down to the park ♪
♪ the long days would fade into the-- ♪
- Yeah, don't go there. - No.
- Yeah, yeah, not the time. Not the time.
[ music ]
♪ Ice cream! Ice cream! ♪
♪ Ice cream! Ice cream! Fresh corn on the cob! ♪
♪ I've got hot dogs! Ice cream! Ice cream! ♪
♪ Fresh corn on the cob! I've got hot dogs! ♪
♪ Fresh corn on the cob! Beeeeans! Pinto beeeeans! ♪
♪ Fresh corn on the cob! I've got hot dogs! ♪
♪ Listen to them sing!
♪ I'm bursting at the seams!
♪ They're having so much fun! ♪
♪ Do you know what this means?
- They're hungry? - No! They love me.
- Oh. I'm hungry.
♪ Here, go get some beans.
♪ Yay! I sure do love--
- Stop singing! Just go.
[ gasps ] - Frankini?!
- Well, no need to be star stuck,
even though the star is here.
Well, I just came by to see how much
everyone is loving the musical gift
I've graciously given Swellview.
So...?
- I'll sing for the group.
♪ We hate it! We hate it! ♪
♪ We hate your stupid curse!
♪ We're sick of all the singing ♪
♪ and think you're the worst!
♪ We're sick of all the singing ♪
♪ and think you're the worst!
- That's not what he wanted to hear.
- I don't understand.
How could anyone not find delight in this musical utopia?
- Want an example? - Sure.
♪ These bro guys, these jocks ♪
♪ they're stuck here in your trance ♪
♪ they wanna throw the football but are forced to dance ♪
♪ instead of playing football they are forced to dance ♪
- Well, it's not my fault that some people are boring
and don't understand the concept of whimsy--
CAPTAIN MAN: Step aside, Frankini!
♪ Enter the heroes!
- Well, well...
♪ Kid Danger! The Captain! ♪
♪ So nice of you to show!
♪ Sorry but Frankini it is time to go! ♪
♪ The heroes tell the villain that it's time to go! ♪
- That's right. - Yeahhhhh.
♪ Listen Frankini we've all had a wonderful, magical, ♪
♪ sing-songy day.
♪ Not. [ gasps ]
- That's right, Kid Danger. I was being sarcastic.
♪ My sidekick and I will decide to not fight you ♪
♪ if you make this curse go away. ♪
- Hot. - Well...
♪ You've stated your case and I'll swear to your face ♪
♪ you'll stop singing at eight on the dot. ♪
- Ah, great. - Not.
[ Everyone gasps ]
- Then you'll be fought!
♪ The heroes and the villain couldn't strike a deal! ♪
♪ So they are squaring off to fight, like, for real! ♪
♪ His arm is drawing back.
♪ Here comes a punch att*ck.
♪ One two three...
- I say...
- Does this happen often?
- I think you know it doesn't.
- I got this. Face kick!
[ laughs ]
♪ Sorry boys, but you don't have a chance. ♪
♪ The only fights in musicals are fights through dance. ♪
♪ They cannot hurt Frankini cuz-- ♪
- Yeah we got it! - We get it.
♪ Sorry.
- Ooo, also, before you try to sh**t me
with those little lasers...
All weapons in musical theater are props.
♪ That does it!
♪ At this point they should know ♪
♪ that fighting will not work.
♪ They'll have to find another way ♪
♪ to b*at this jerk.
♪ Frankini set the rules.
♪ The heroes look like fools... ♪
[ music ]
♪ Listen, I could do this little song and dance all day ♪
♪ but I could use an intermission, just like on Broad-way ♪
Goomer! - Beans?
- Catch me!
♪ Exit the villain!
[ witch-like cackle ]
- Alright. We defeated Frankini.
And he ran away.
Because we defeated him.
♪ Not true and you know it.
- Alright, fine.
- Hey. He did say something about an intermission.
So maaaybe the curse will be over in the morning...?
[ music ]
[ phone rings ]
Ray?
♪ It's not over!
[ music ]
♪ Jasper, do you have a three? Go fish. ♪
- Rats! - Let's see.
♪ Henry, do you have a king? Henry? Henry! ♪
- Ah! Sorry, sorry, I'm just sick of this musical curse.
I mean what if it goes on forever, man?
What if it goes on forever? Man?
What if that what if that what if that?
What it that? Man.
- Calm down.
The smarties are over there trying to track down
the location of Frankini's lair right now.
- Yeah, well the quote unquote "SMARTIES"
are taking quote unquote "A LONG TIME!"
- Not helping. - Don't you air quote me.
- Kid, that's not how it's done.
Watch and learn...
Hey Schwoz, what're you doing right now?
Something super smart, I bet!
- Aww! Well...
♪ I'm hacking into the main frame ♪
♪ so we can go find what's-his-name ♪
♪ using this appliance...
♪ science, science, science...
♪ breaking only one or two laaaaaws! ♪
♪ It really is impressive!
♪ How else can I express it?
♪ Aww... that's why you have a Schwoz! ♪
♪ Doodle-ee-doo!
- "Doodle-eedoo?" - Yeah, what's with you?
- The more you compliment them, the faster they'll work.
Watch. Hey, Char!
Bet you're pretty close to tracking Frankini down, huh?
My little genius? - Aww. Well...
♪ I did a scan of the whole town ♪
♪ the night that everything went down. ♪
♪ Soon I'll know the source and after that of course ♪
♪ can show you on the map with a staaaar! ♪
♪ Man, you are amazing. Really trailblazing! ♪
♪ I really like your brain, dude. ♪
♪ Truly is insane, dude!
♪ And, not being sarcastic: your hair looks fantastic! ♪
♪ Awww, that's why you have a Char! ♪
♪ Doodle-ee-doo!
- Well how do you know if you compliment them
they'll work faster? - Done!
♪ Doodle-ee-doo.
- Hokay. We have determined that Frankini's
frequency blast yesterday came from right here.
- Wow, you really did have a star.
Didn't just say that to rhyme with "Char." Respect.
- You are so sweet today! - Yeah.
- Anyway, it looks like Frankini is hiding out
in the abandoned karaoke club up on Alpine Street.
- Karry-Yoh-Del-Lay-Hee-Hoo?
I used to sing in the yodeling competitions there.
First place got a trophy made of cheese.
You wouldn't think a karaoke club
would have high-quality trophy cheese.
But this place?
This place was different.
♪ The best cheese that I ever, ever had. I used to go there with my dear ol'-- ♪
- No. Thank you.
- Yeah, not the right time again, huh.
- So, what's the plan?
- Well, now that we know where Frankini is,
I can hack in and shut down whatever machine he's using
to send out this musical curse.
It'll take me like five seconds.
- Uh uh uh! Uh uh uh!
Uh uh uh! Uh uh uh!
- It might take me longer than that.
[ a call comes in ]
- Hey, we're getting a call.
- Yeah, and it's coming from...
[ gasps ]
Karry-Yoh-Del-Lay-Hee-Hoo?!
- Frankini's calling us?!
- So our whole song was pointless.
- Let's just hide. Come on.
- Okay, dude. Let's blow a ball...
- And talk to Frankini.
- What? Man I set you up perfectly for--
- "...and take this call".
- Yeah. - I hear it now.
[ music ]
- Goomer looks at the camera and says "Hello".
Hello.
FRANKINI: Just introduce me!
- Oh. Live, from Karry-Yoh-Del-Lay-Hee-Hoo, it's Frankini!
- Hey boys...
♪ Nice running into you at the park! ♪
♪ What a show... exclamation mark! ♪
- Mind if I...? - Go for it.
- Cool.
♪ Hey Frankini, not a fan. Yeah! ♪
♪ So Kid Danger and Captain Man... Yeah! ♪
♪ Will find a way to make this curse kerplop. Yeah! ♪
- Hey, dude? - YEAH!
- You gotta stop.
- YEA--y'know, as I was doing it, it felt annoying.
- Anyways...
♪ You tried to punch me yesterday ♪
♪ but Frankini no play that way. ♪
♪ So if you wanna fight, and you do f'sho, ♪
♪ here's how it's gonna go...
Six, seven, eight.
♪ Meet me here tonight.
♪ We're gonna have a singing fight ♪
♪ you can bring anyone you know. ♪
♪ Outsing me, and the curse will go! ♪
♪ Did I hear you wrong...
♪ you and us are gonna fight by song?! ♪
♪ But you can bring a friend with you. ♪
♪ Outsing me and the curse is through! Ooo! ♪
♪ And we're gonna live stream it! ♪
♪ Be a shame to do it alone...
♪ yeah, we're gonna live stream it ♪
♪ to the Swellviewers at ho-o-ome! ♪
♪ Meet me here tonight
♪ we're gonna have a singing fight ♪
♪ and you can bring anyone you know outsing me... ♪
♪ Yeah-- - Shut up, Goomer!
♪ Outsing me! Yeah-- ♪
♪ Outsing me and the curse will ♪
♪ No! No! No! No! ♪
♪ Gooooooo! K, thanks, bye! ♪
- Grrrr!!
♪ Who are we gonna bring?
♪ We need help to fight Frankini. ♪
♪ Who are we gonna bring? By fight I mean to out-sing. ♪
♪ Who are we gonna briiiiiing?
- Oooh! I know!
♪ I'll call my ex girlfriend
♪ she's a singing teacher.
♪ Didn't she say she'd break your legs ♪
♪ if ever you tried to reach her? ♪
- She was just keedding.
But, yah, let's be safe and keep thinking...
- Guys! Where's Ray?
- He said he was going to go take a steam shower.
- That was like an hour and a half ago...
- So he's halfway done.
[ computer alert ]
- It's a video message from Ray.
- He's sending us a video from the steam shower?
- Nope.
[ jaunty music ]
- Hey, everybody. You may have noticed by now
that I am not in the steam shower.
You may also have noticed that I am not singing.
And there's no music playing in the...
And there's no music playing in the background.
The reason I'm not singing is because
I have left Swellview.
[ everyone gasps ]
- Now I know what you're thinking,
"Ray is just running away because he's ashamed
of what happened yesterday at the Swellview Summer Market..."
- You are. - That is what we think.
- Accurate. - Obviously.
- That's not why I left.
I'm not ashamed. I left Swellview because
I can't punch or kick my way out of this problem.
You saw what happened yesterday at the Swellview Summer Market.
I'm ashamed!
- Yeah, we know. - We know.
- So I'm sorry, but I can never return to Swellview.
Believe me, this is harder for me than it is for y--
Ooo my breakfast is here! Gotta go! Click!
♪ What are we gonna do?!
- Who are we looking at? - I don't know.
[ music ]
♪ We've got breaking news!
♪ I'm Mary Debbie Gaperman!
♪ That's not the breaking news. ♪
♪ It's about the musical curse we've been captured in. ♪
- Right!
♪ Listen to these people who... ♪
♪ Saw Captain Man as he ran.
♪ Just today. Take it away, witnesses... ♪
♪ As we were driving to our shifts at the park, ♪
♪ we saw the Captain in a mood most dark. ♪
♪ We followed him to see...
♪ that he was trying to flee.
♪ He went beyond the Swellview border! ♪
- Woo! Bravo!
♪ Mary Debbie Gaperman, do you know what this means? ♪
♪ Frankini cursed our town and Captain Man has fled the scene! ♪
♪ That does sound bad!
- Sorry, Trent and Mary, this is the last time
I'll be interrupting your program. Maybe.
Five, six, seven, eight!
♪ I heard a little rumor
♪ Captain Man has left the city. ♪
♪ His timing is a mess
♪ I mean it really is a pity ♪
♪ see I'd challenged him to fight with me by song ♪
♪ to end the curse
♪ and now he's skipping town?
♪ So flaky! The worst! ♪
♪ Canceling on me, you see,
♪ for that I will not settle... ♪
♪ So Captain Man if you don't show tonight... ♪
♪ I'll change the curse...
♪ to thrash metal.
[ thrash metal music ]
♪ This is the worst this is the worst ♪
♪ make it stop make it stop ♪
♪ this is the worst!
♪ So much darkness so much sadness ♪
♪ why does anyone like this music?! ♪
- Ahh! - Oh my god.
- Oh thank god... - That was fun!
♪ Our throats are very sore.
- So don't make me do that, Captain Man.
See you at !
♪ This is real bad.
- I'll keep trying to locate Ray.
CHARLOTTE: And I'll make some calls to Neighborville,
Adjacent City, and Bordertown--
- Wait! I recognize where Ray is in the video!
He's at a diner about two hours outside of town.
They have the best burgers.
Let me tell you about 'em!
♪ The best burgers that I ever, ever had-- ♪
- What are you doing? - No!
- I can't control it!
- Well if Ray really is there, I think I know of a way
we can get him back. - Okay. I'll just--
[ text beep ]
- Hang on. It's my dad.
"Hey, Hen, you coming home anytime soon?
"Could really use your baritone
"on our big showstopper
about the process of making lunch...?"
♪ The table's set! Break the baguette! ♪
♪ Let's eat while the soup's still wet! ♪
♪ It's tiiiiime for luuuuunch!
♪ Lunch!
♪ Can you pass the salt?
♪ I do not have the strength!
♪ This musical exhausts me!
♪ I'd go to any length to make it stop! ♪
♪ Make it stop!
- Oh, pish posh.
♪ If you want to change your mood ♪
♪ just listen to this dude
♪ as I recall my bygone theatre student days... ♪
- Oh, god.
♪ During my time at Julliard
♪ I learned things every day... ♪
- Honey, it was one online class...
♪ Well, be that as it may...
♪ on that online schoolyard
♪ we'd sing and dance and play ♪
♪ and I'll always remember the thing ♪
♪ my professor would look at us and say ♪
♪ "It doesn't matter if you can sing ♪
♪ "or if you cawn't...
♪ "to make yourself smile just sing for a while, ♪
♪ about the things you want."
- Why did you marry him?
- Right now, I don't remember.
- Dad, I just wanna sadly eat my lunch.
- I know but... [ snaps ]
I got it. Try my little exercise,
singing about the things that you want,
and then daddy will go out
and buy them for you as a little present!
- Oh... well, in that case...
♪ I want a pony, a cruise on the Caribbean sea ♪
♪ a new car...
- Oh, I regret this immediately.
♪ I want a jewel like a rare one ♪
♪ that's never been found... ♪
DAD?! - What?
♪ Why aren't you writing this down?! ♪
♪ That's what I want yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ that's what I want:
♪ cruise, car, and a pony what I want yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Ask and ye receive!
♪ That's what I want
What whaaaaat?
- Okay, this is all a bit extravagant.
- "Extravagant"... that's what I'mma name my pony!
- Worrrrrk!
- Work?! Honey, you're on her side?!
- Hecks yeah I am!
You got yourself into this mess, buddy.
And it's mama's turn...
♪ I want a purse, a kimono -- one that costs a ton ♪
♪ y'know, I also want a pony! ♪
♪ Right?! So fun! ♪
♪ Ooo! An emerald necklace that would take the cake ♪
- I got you one last year! - It was fake.
♪ That's what I want yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ that's what I want:
♪ kimono, emerald, ponyyyyy! ♪
♪ That's what I want! Yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ ask and ye receive!
♪ That's what I want!
What whaaaaaaaaat?
- You were right, dad! I do feel better!
- See? I knew it would work!
- But seriously, you gotta go buy us all that stuff.
- Yeah, and you better get moving
'cause the pony store closes at five.
Worrrrrrk!
- What does "work" mean?!
- and I'll never go back there.
'Cuz, I can't stand musicals, I hate Frankini,
and my throat's like all raw from doing all the singing
and, god, it just feels so good to be talking
like a normal person right now. Y'know?
- Do you want your burger or not?
- Maybe I'll just live here now.
I mean... I had breakfast in this booth
and I've got a good feeling about lunch.
Hey, are you hiring?
- Your burger's getting cold.
- I like you, Hazel.
I can tell that you and I are going to be friends.
"Hazel and Ray." "Hazel Danger."
Yeah... I definitely live here now.
Quick question: Why is there gas coming out of my burger?
- Remember when The Toddler invaded the Man Cave?
- Follow up question: How do you know about that?
- That's the same kind of smoke
he used to make us go to sleep.
- Were you there?
- I sure was, dude.
- Henry?
Ugh. - Time to come home, Ray.
- Bleh, ah!
[ music ]
- Hey! Good news!
♪ Henry just sent me a text that says ♪
♪ "Thumbs up I got Ray"
- That's great. - That's great.
♪ "That's great?!" Is that all that you guys have to say? ♪
- Sorry, we just finished our list of singers
to come help Captain Man and Kid Danger
song battle Frankini...
and it is awesome!
- Oh, cool! Anyone I know?
- Well...
♪ Lady Gaga and Madonna,
♪ Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Adele! ♪
- What?!
♪ Lady Gaga and Madonna, Harry Styles-- ♪
- No, no I heard the list.
You guys do realize the song battle is tonight?
- So?
- So, these people don't live anywhere near Swellview.
- It's like this girl's never heard of a private jet.
- All I know is that Ray will freak
if you guys don't lock down
at least one great singer by tonight.
Right. We gotta get Beyonce on the phone!
♪ Well, I know how this is going to go... ♪
♪ No! It'll be great! It'll be grand! ♪
♪ Charlotte, don't you understand? ♪
♪ Celebrities love helping a cause ♪
♪ so applaud your brilliant boys: ♪
♪ Jasper and Schwoz!
- You gonna clap for us? - No.
[ music ]
- Self-driving truck.
Little thing that Schwoz built.
Drives the truck by itself.
That's what self-driving means.
- I know that's what self-driving means!
- Why are you so mad?
- Uh you tied me up, you're bringing me back to Swellview,
and you're eating all my diner fries.
[ giggles ] - That is true.
- Yeah, well, ya what else is true?
As soon as we get back to Swellview,
I'm droppin' you off and I'm turnin' right back around.
That waitress was this close to giving me a job.
- That waitress was me wearing a mask, dude!
- Oh, right.
- By the way -- "Hazel Danger?!"
What was that about?! - Ahhhh, I knew it was you.
- You just admitted you didn't. - Well you weren't there.
- What?! What do you mean I was there.
It's Charlotte. Hello.
- You guys close?
It's almost time to sing-fight Frankini.
- I'm not doing it!
- Yes we are close and Ray's super excited.
- No I'm not! - Uh I'm on the phone.
Uhh did you guys find a singer to sing with us yet?
- Well, Jasper and Schwoz reached out to a lot of great singers.
- Oh, yeah? Who?
♪ Lady Gaga and Madonna,
♪ Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Adele! ♪
- Seriously?! That's awesome, guys!
- Well... some of them said, "No."
- Which ones?
♪ Lady Gaga and Madonna,
♪ Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Adele! ♪
- Oh.
- Ariana actually said she's Team Frankini.
- What?! - You guys might have to
go singfight Frankini by yourselves.
- What no no no no no! Guys, WE cannot do that.
Have you heard Frankini's range, we can't fight him
with just a tenor and a baritone.
We need a third voice. A lady voice.
♪ Wait! Guys! I know the perfect singer! ♪
♪ Who? She's definitely a ringer. ♪
♪ Who? She gets the lead ♪
♪ in every musical they do in junior high! ♪
♪ Jasper!
- Yeah? - Who is it?
- Let's just say... her pipes are so good,
they're in her name...
- He can't mean... - My sister!
- He does mean. - That's a great idea.
Guys, we'll drop by my house-- - Rwaaaaaaar!
- What are you doing?! What was that?!
You just mouth-grabbed my phone and threw it out the window!
- That's right. I'll do the same to you
if you don't turn this truck around.
- What? No you won't.
- Rwaaaaaaar! - Get back!
- Hello? - Hello?
- Get off of me! What is wrong with you man?!
- I'm scared, alright?!
I'm scared to sing-fight Frankini!
- Dude, I don't get this.
We've beaten like a thousand bad guys.
- Yeah, well this is different.
This is personal.
[ light piano music ]
Man you know how I felt yesterday
when we got our butts handed to us by Frankini?
I felt the same as when I was a kid
and didn't get that part in the musical about cats.
- Ok, was the musical Cats? - It doesn't matter, Henry.
What matters is that I put myself out there musically
and once again I was humiliated.
And I can't just face the--
Wait, is that music playing?
- Yeah, we're approaching Swellview.
It's the curse. - Grrrrr!
- Ray, you were just a kid!
- Exactly! Ever hear of childhood trauma?
Origin stories?
Man , I really wish I could use my arms
to gesture emotionally right now!
- But you grew up to be a real live hero, dude.
My hero.
- Oh, please don't tell me you're about to sing a pump-up song,
'cuz it's not gonna work.
♪ Remember when you took The Toddler, bro? ♪
♪ Bro... You put that baby to bed! ♪
- Please don't do this.
♪ The Time Jerker, Drex, and Minyak, bro. ♪
♪ Bro! Get outta your head! ♪
♪ It's just that this one cuts me to the core! ♪
- I know.
♪ But now's the time to meow, it's the time to roar! ♪
♪ Cuz you're Captain Man! You are the best! ♪
♪ Give it up! Give it up, Henry! ♪
♪ You're Captain Man! And I will not rest ♪
♪ til I see you try to win, baby, Captain Man-- ♪
- Stop, stop, stop!
Just save your breath, Henry. It's pointless.
I just can't this time. - Dude, we'll figure it out!
Ok? We've fought villains in a cargo plane, underwater,
on top of a moving train!
- I said I can't this time, alright?!
Let's just-- let's just sit in silence
and ignore the music.
- Fine. - Fine!
- Good! - Good!
[ upbeat music starts again ]
♪ That was a cool fight on the train though... ♪
♪ Bro. Bro. ♪
♪ I'm just sayin'.
♪ I mean it really was insane though bro bro bro! ♪
♪ We had a fight atop a literal train! ♪
♪ We're gonna win again this time somehow. ♪
♪ I do have a beautiful voice!
♪ He's gonna hear you roar.
♪ He's gonna hear me [ high note] Meowwww! ♪
♪ Cuz you're Captain Man! You are the best! ♪
♪ I'm not going to fight you on that one. ♪
♪ You're Captain Man!
♪ And I'm gonna test if I'm the best that I can be, ♪
♪ baby, Captain Ma--
CAR NAVIGATION: You have arrived at your destination.
- Do you wanna finish, or...?
- Nahhh, I should probably save my voice for when we fight Frankini.
- Right, right, right. Cool, cool, cool.
- Protect the instrument. - Yep, yep.
- It was gonna be good though.
I was gonna kinda do some riffs, hit some high notes--
- Let's go. - Yeah.
- Okay, I'll continue...
♪ You want a diamond watch an expensive perm... ♪
- You could buy these yourself.
- It's fun to watch him squirm. Workkkkk!
♪ As for Piper, okay, welp--
♪ Little girl, we need your help! ♪
♪ That's what I want!
- What, whaaaaaat?
[ music ]
♪ There seems to be no end
♪ to this musical curse over Swellview. ♪
♪ That's right co-host Trent
♪ I've been singing like la dee dee doo dee doo... ♪
♪ Stay tuned, cuz real soon...
♪ Frankini will appear on this screen here... ♪
♪ To live stream...
♪ I once had a dream I was Oprah! ♪
- Sweet lord, Mary, sometimes I truly don't--
♪ Hey Swellview! It's me Frankini ♪
♪ I wanna thank you for live streaming. ♪
♪ Your local heroes don't like all the singing ♪
♪ so I challenged them to try and make it stop. ♪
♪ They brought along a friend ♪
♪ let's see how this thing ends ♪
♪ but first it's gotta start... ♪
♪ and it starts
♪ right now!!!
♪ Fight song fight song this is a fight song! ♪
♪ This is a fight song
♪ This is a fight song
♪ There will be fighting in this song ♪
♪ Fighting that is done through song ♪
- Round one! Random girl!
♪ Little girl let's see can you sing as high as me? ♪
[ Piper and Frankini go up in an ascending scale ]
[ Frankini hits a whistle note ]
♪ This is a fight song
- Round two! ♪ Fight song
- Kid Danger!
♪ Well Kid let's see can you sing as long as me? ♪
[ Kid Danger and Frankini hold a note ]
[ Frankini sings a show-off riff ]
- yaaaasss Queen!
♪ This is a fight song
- Round three! The Captain!
♪ Okay, let's see can you sing as low as me? ♪
- Please. My name is Captain Man.
I've got testosterone built into my name!
[ sings a low note ]
b*at that!
[ sings a lower note ]
- Lemme try that again.
[ attempts a lower note ]
[ voice cracks ]
- Don't look at me!
- Riffs!
- Woah-oo-woah-oo!
- Beatbox!
[ Beatbox sounds ]
- Opera!
- AHHH!
- Scat!
[ scat riff ]
- Um, not to be a total surgeon
but the time of death of this song battle
is like half passed now... so...
[ imitates an EKG machine flatlining ]
- Just-- just give us a second.
- Fine, I'll vamp.
- Great, kid.
You drag me back to Swellview just to be humiliated again.
- I'm sorry, I didn't kno--
- Hey, I'm not even a superhero
and I got roped into this.
This musical has to end!
[ light bulb moment piano sting ]
- You're right. It does.
Guys --think about it. How do all musicals end?
- With a big, grand finale song?
- That has, like, a dumb message.
- Yes! Someone conquers a fear or something,
and then they starts singing a song,
and then everybody joins in and then the musical is over!
- Okay, so who conquered a fear?
- No. - Dude, you left Swellview
because you were afraid to sing.
But now is time for you to face that fear!
- I said no! - You have to!
It's how all musicals end!
- I don't even know what to sing about.
- You don't have to sing about anything.
All you have to do is sound like you're singing about something.
Okay? - Yeah,
it can be totally meaningless.
- Yeah, just get up there and sing.
About anything -- it doesn't even have to make sense!
Okay, just go go go go go go.
- Uhhh...
♪ It takes more than one voice to make harmony... ♪
- Oh, no.
♪ We all have a choice for our destiny... ♪
- He's singing a finale.
♪ So if everyone here would just sing with me ♪
♪ we'd all be free
- No!
♪ In harmony...
- My god... that was even more meaningless than I expected.
- It was perfect! That's exactly how musicals end.
- Why don't we go back to those one-on-one singing battles, huh?
Gregorian chant, anyone?
- No! We all have to join in and sing with Captain Man.
- Yeah, there is no way I'm singing anything that cheesy.
♪ I'll sing with you!
- Shut up, Goomer!
- No, I will not shut up!
♪ It takes more than one voice to make harmony... ♪
♪ We all have a choice for our destiny... ♪
♪ So if everyone here would just sing with me ♪
♪ We'd all be free in harmony-- ♪
- Wait!
♪ I know that voice! Why do I know that voice? ♪
♪ Were you once in a musical? A musical about cats? ♪
- Was it Cats? - Doesn't matter, Kid...
- I was. Years ago.
How's come?
♪ You were beautiful...
Meow, meow. - Meow, meow.
- What the...?
♪ Can I... sing with you? ♪
- Oh, so you'll listen to him just because
he has the voice of an angel.
- Meow. I mean, yes.
- Will you sing too? - Gooomer, no!
- Of course! Anything for that voice!
HENRY: So now everyone's going to sing?
PIPER: Yeah! - We're gonna sing!
♪ It takes more than one voice to make harmony... ♪
- Make it stop!
♪ We all have a choice for our destiny... ♪
- My machine!
♪ So if everyone here would just sing with me ♪
♪ we'd all be free in harmony... ♪
- We need more voices! Everyone at home! Sing along!
♪ Something's going on... Something's going on... ♪
♪ Something's going on...
♪ The musical curse has been lifted! ♪
- It's melting! It's melting!
Oh, what a world! What a world!
- You've k*lled him!
- No, Goomer! I'm not dead.
I'm just exaggerating for sympathy!
- Wow. You really are a star.
- Thank you, Goomer.
- Curtain call!!!
[ music ]
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- My guys! - Yeah!
- Bravo! - Bravo!
- Thank you.
[ theme music ]
05x20 - Henry Danger: The Musical
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.