[ music ]
[ playing spy music ]
[ elevator dings ]
- Ayyyyyeeee...
- M'strawberry syrup!
What the heck, man?! - Schwoz was gonna--
- I'm trying to enjoy my Man-breakfast
and you're comin' in here zappin' this one,
who's hiding under my table--
and I got these two off in the corner
playing instruments I've never seen them play before...
- You told us to learn how to play these!
- You said you wanted to start the Man Band
so you could rent us out to Bar Mitzvahs.
- Look, let's not focus
on things I did or did not say--
- But you did. - Yeah, you did.
- Let's focus on why Schwoz is hiding under my table!
I have to!
It's part of my game with Henry. - What game?!
- I hide under things
and I hit him with a sleep dart
when he comes to work.
It's called, "Hide And Go Sleep."
Henry loves it! - Actually I hate it.
That's why I zapped you.
- Yeah, I guess you got me--
Sleep dart!
Ayee!
[ alert rings ]
- [ gargling ]
It's the Vice Mayor.
- Ugh... fine.
Put it on the monitor.
- What's up,
I'm eating a reckless breakfast
and I'm not gonna stop.
- [ English accent ] Cherrio! Good morning,
Captain Man. Kid Danger.
Why do you look so funny?
- [ mumbles ]
- Also he says, "Why do you sound funny?"
- Yeah.
- I've been in England on holiday.
- That means vacation in English.
- Take it easy man.
- I have a mission for you.
I want you to capture Mob Boss, Rob Moss.
- Who's Mob Boss Rob Moss?
- He's a Mob Boss.
- Precisely.
You can see him here in the annual calendar
of Swellview's Hottest Villains.
- [ mumbles ]
- That's just not safe.
- I'm indestructible.
- Yeah, you can still choke--
- Righty-ho, here it is.
- Uhh... which one is he?
- Yes, that is the question.
- He surrounds himself with lookalikes
that way no one can ever be sure
who the real Mob Boss Rob Moss is.
- Precisely!
That's what makes Mob Boss Rob Moss
such a slippery biscuit.
- Hmm? - A slippery biscuit!
- Okay?
- Which means he's absolutely delicious
but impossible to catch.
- I caught him five times myself.
Or at least I thought I did. Each time it turned out to be...
mmmmmhhhhhh.
- A lookalike?
- Precisely.
- Okay Dude, why would you take a bite mid-sentence?
You know what, I don't-- I don't even care, just choke.
How are we gonna--shh.
how are we gonna find this wet biscuit guy?
- Our sources indicate that he's going to be attending
his daughter's sweet sixteen birthday party.
- Hmm...sweet sixteen...
the most important of all the girl birthdays.
- Precisely.
Now, I'm the Vice Mayor, not the give-you-advice Mayor,
but the party is at Moss Manor,
so when you sneak in
I suggest you dress as well as you possibly can,
otherwise you'll stick out like a llama on the loo.
- Roger that.
And, as always, on this mission
we have a license to k*ll.
- There is no such thing as a license to k*ll.
- Oh, so we don't need one? Great.
Time to let the big dogs eat!
- No, no, dude--he just means we can't k*ll people.
- Oh, I hear you.
Wink.
- You've utterly misunderstood my meaning.
- We're on it! Click.
- Dude, we're not allowed to just k*ll people--
- Sleep dart!
- Ah. Are you serious...
[ playing spy music ]
- We're doin' gadgets! Come on!
- [ groaning ]
How long was I out?
- Long enough for Schwoz to bring out a buncha cool gadgets
to help with our mission tonight.
- "Our" mission?
- Ray says me and Charlotte can come too.
- Ah sweet! - Yeah.
He says we can help keep an eye out for Rob Moss.
And if things get crazy,
he's gonna use me as a human shield.
- Wait, but... he's indestructible.
Why would he need a human shei--
- Don't you take this away from me!
- Hey look who finally decided to wake up
from his little nappie.
- Schwoz sh*t a sleep dart into my neck.
- Sounds like it was an excuse dart.
- Well...
- Show him how the cuff links work
on the Captain Mannequin. - Yah yah. Okay.
See this mannequin over here
is wearing what look like regular cuff links, right?
- I definitely know what cuff links are...
and those look like regular ones. Proceed.
- Okay, now I'm just gonna take one of them off
and put it in your pocket real quick.
No big deal. Ohhh!
- Okay, first of all don't put your hand there---
- Hit it, Schwoz.
- [ laughs ]
The cuff links are electro-magnets!
Real powerful!
- I can see that.
- Hey you wanna see something else that's really cool?!
- I don't think I do. - Too bad!
Jasper, show him the DNA glasses.
Now ah, these look like regular sunglasses right?
- I bet they're not.
- Well they're NOT!
- They've got DNA scanning technology.
Let's say you run into a guy
that you might think is Mob Boss Rob Moss...
- But you're not sure because he has all those lookalikes.
- So you just press this little button right here
on the side of the glasses...
And it'll use DNA to tell you exactly who it is!
- Jasper, is your middle name really TBD?
- "To Be Determined." Yeah.
My parents said they'd give me a middle name
at their one year anniversary. [ laughs ]
Didn't make it!
[ laughing ]
- New gum balls are done!
- Charlotte's here! - That was awkward.
- He, whatcha got there?
- Special gum for a special occasion.
The Vice Mayor said you guys
have to look extra fancy tonight.
I think these will do the trick.
- Ahh. - These taste terrible.
- Yeah, they taste like uh like...
- Like butt. - Yes!
Couldn't quite put my finger on it!
- Tastes like butt. - Butt. Tastes like butt.
- It's Schwoz's recipe.
I just mixed the ingredients and turned the gum maker on.
- You mix in some butt? - Heh. Ha ha.
- Just blow a bubble!
- I put some butt in there.
- Sorry? - Just a little.
- Whooo HOOOO!
What? They look hot.
- He's right. - I mean he's not wrong.
- Great. Then you should blend right in...
- Why you wearing tuxedos, ya gunches?
- Because we received incorrect information, sir!
- Nice dude, you just admitted to being a gunch.
- I think they knew.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ahhh!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Why'd you make us wear tuxedos to a Hawaiian-themed party?
- 'Cuz the Vice-Mayor didn't tell us
it was a Hawaiian-themed party.
- Well now we stick out like guys in tuxedos
at a Hawaiian-themed party. - We know.
- It's gonna be a lot harder to blend in
and find Rob Moss when we look like this.
- Yea-- - I mean the whole point
of these tuxedos was to blend in, look cool--
- We know.
- Aloha.
- What the--?! - How did you--
- I'm gonna go find Rob Moss. Aloha.
The goodbye one this time.
- Okay, so what do we do?
- Hang on, I've got an idea...
- Okay, so what do we do?
- We stay focused. Try and find Rob Moss.
- Alright. I got my glasses right here so--
- Bingo! - What?
That's Rob Moss.
- That is...
...not Rob Moss.
His name is Jeff Martin. - Huh?
- His name is Jeff Martin--
- Huh...must be one of the lookalikes then.
- Yeah, that looks nothing like Rob Moss, so.
- Well, you know what they say...
- Uh, don't punch randos in the face?
- Nah.
"Secrets, secrets are no fun.
Always, always punch someone."
- There is something wrong with you.
- There's something wrong with your face.
- What does that even mean? - That's right.
- Hey. - Bingo!
- Ah! What the heck, man?
- Piper? What are you doing here?
- Feelin' good, lookin' better.
- No I mean why would why would Joss Moss
invite you to her sweet sixteen?
- I'm internet famous.
I get invited to everything.
What are you two doing here?
In tuxedos.
Standing over an unconscious guy.
- Uh... - See uh we...
- Are... - Waiters.
- Ugh, what?! - Yep, we're waiters.
- Ugh...
- So uh yea we're just workin' the party.
- Ughhhh! [ yelling incoherently ]
- Well if you're workin' the party,
then go waiter me up a can of cranberry mango fizzy punch.
- You know, I actually have a can of punch right here
in my pocket, just come over here and I'll give it to ya.
- No, no. I will go get you a cranberry mango fizzy punch.
- How do I look?
- No.
- Hey, who knocked out celebrity chef, Jeff Martin?
- Ugh.
- Hey, can I get a cranberry mango fizzy punch?
- Ha. Cute.
- Oh, the drink's not for me.
It's for my little sister.
- Well I wasn't talking about the drink.
- Uh... Whaaa...ha...
w-what were you talking about?
- I was talking about you.
Because I think you're cute.
- [ giggles ]
- Why are you dressed like that?
- Oh, I uh--I thought it was a costume party.
So I'd just come as a cute waiter.
Make it two.
Unless you have to bring that to your sister.
- I really should.
Where were we?
- What's going on?
Man, after a lifetime of working these parties,
they all start to look the same. Am I right?
- Nope.
- Yeah no, you gotta stay sharp...
stay focused... totally agree...
Say, you seen Mob Boss, Rob Moss around?
The real one? I'm asking for a friend.
- Nope.
- 'Kay got me,
I'm asking for myself.
So have you seen him?
- Nope.
- You sure do like that word.
- Yeah... so, I'm in a band.
- No you're not. - I know.
But uh, yeah I think I'd be really good in one.
So you should come check us out. When we exist.
- Where's my cranberry mango fizzy punch?
- Hey, Piper. - Hey, Joss.
Love your dress.
- Thank you.
I'm gonna wear it once then throw it away.
[ both laugh ]
- Ha ha ha, yeah
you should probably wear it more than once
but I'm sorry backing up here real quick--
what uh--what'd you say your name was again?
Hmmm? Joss?
Hmmm? Joss?
- Joss Moss.
- Joss Moss...
daughter of Mob Boss Rob Moss, Joss Moss?
- That's right.
- Hey. Waiter.
Still waiting for my cran-man-fizz-pu.
- Ladies and gentleman,
please direct your attention
to this special video message from your kind host,
legitimate business man Rob Moss!
- Hello, everyone.
I'd like to wish a happy birthday
to my beautiful daughter, Joss,
on her sweet sixteen,
the most important of all the girl birthdays.
[ applause ]
Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding
with the Swellview Police Department
regarding a number of crimes I definitely did not commit,
I'm unable to be there in person.
- Aw, come on!
I got all dressed up like a stupid waiter--
no offense--
and the guy's not even here.
I mean how am I supposed to go undercover
and bust this guy if he's not even here?!
I mean...I can't punch a hologram, can I?
- Nope.
- Eh, there's that word again.
- So... you're here to bust Rob Moss?
- Oh what, now you can say things?
- Joss, I'm sorry about tonight.
But I do have a surprise for you.
Surprise! I'm here!
- Dad!
- You're not really a waiter, are you?
- Nope. - You lied to me.
- Take him to the beatin' room.
- Well I don't like the sound a that...
- Did you guys see that? - Yeah.
Joss just got a diamond tennis bracelet...
- Gorgeous.
- No! Ray just got dragged off
by three huge Mob Boss Rob Moss lookalikes!
- [ gasps ] - Yeah!
- That's a Gherkin bag!
Joss just got a Gherkin bag!
- Gorgeous.
- You guys...
- You want me to steal that Gherkin bag?
- Yes. - YOU GUYS.
- Her dad probably stole it first.
It's not stealing if you steal from a criminal.
- Not accurate, but I like what you're laying down.
- Can we please just focus on what happened to Ray?!
- He's indestructible. I'm sure he's fine.
- Ahhhhhhhhh!
[ relieved ] Ahhhh...
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh...
- Yeah, you're right, I'm sure he's fine.
- Oh, daddy!
How did you know?!
- Excuse me, honey. I gotta go take care of...
a charity thing.
- Rob Moss on the move.
Gherkin bag still in place.
- On it.
- Did you see where they took Ray?
- Yeah, but there's a big ugly dude
guarding a secret passage...
...which I gotta say is pretty cool.
- You know what's pretty cool?
A Christian LaBoutin dog carrier
that I didn't even know existed!
- I think I can get in there, just need a distraction.
- Have you seen what Joss is opening up there?
- Henry! - Eeek!
Where's my cranberry mango fizzy punch?!
- Umm, I'm gonna-- - Y'know what, forget it.
I'm going to talk to your manager.
- No, don't, don't, don't, don't do that.
Okay, I'm gonna get you the punch.
- Will you? 'Cause I heard that from you,
like, ten minutes ago.
- You're sooo...
- Here you go.
- Thank you, Charlotte.
- Okay, I just need to create a distraction.
- Just did. - What?
- I gave her a soda.
Shaken, not stirred.
- Ahhhh!
- Ooooh!
- And guess what else, Mob Boss Rob Moss.
When I get out of this thing
I'm gonna break you into a million stupid pieces.
- I'm not Rob Moss.
- Really.
Huh...
And guess what else, Mob Boss Rob Moss?
When I get off this thing--
- I'm not Rob Moss, either.
- Gah.
Okay, listen, there's a pair of glasses in my pocket.
If one of you would just be a lamb and--
- Oh!
Somebody shut this guy up!
- Mob Boss Rob Moss?
- Yeah.
- I knew it!
- Did somebody say, 'Danger?'
- No... - What are you talkin about?
- No!
- Oh, well if one of you said it...
my entrance would have been cool.
- Hey Kid Danger!
- Hello random citizen. I'm here to save you.
- That's great but was actually just about to save myself, so...
- Oh, you were gonna save yourself?
- Uh, I was workin' on it-- - Oh okay, I'll just leave then.
- Well I didn't say that. - Well if you're gonna--
- You came all the way down here...
- Will someone please take care of this kid?!
I love when this happens.
It's like I get to watch a whole bunch of me's
b*at people up.
- You seem like a real gunch.
- Hey, Mr. Moss?
Does your daughter have a boyfriend?
- What?!
- 'Cause I saw her talking to this really handsome guy
who's in a band-- - Are you kidding me?!
- Alright, you got me... he's not in a band.
But he's thinkin' about starting one.
- You spit on me?!
- Sure did.
- That's disgusting!
- You're trying to cook me!
- Fair enough.
Also, I'm leaving.
- What? You can't leave, I'm about to win this fight!
- Yeah, that's why I'm leaving.
Move! Outta my way!
If you can chew you can shoo!
- Alright, I'll be back.
- Where you going?
- I gotta go get Mob Boss Rob Moss.
- Want me to cuff him for you?
Or should I say...
cuff link him for you?
- I don't know what that means.
- Daddy, you can't leave yet.
- I'm sorry, honey, I got--
[ crowd claps ]
- Never tell Schwoz how helpful these cuff links were.
- Of course not.
Ah, I gotta get back out to the party.
Ahh I--I forgot about the butt taste.
Ahh. I don't like it. Ehh.
- Bye.
- Bye Joss. - Great party.
- Had so much fun. - Thanks for having us.
- Is that my Gherkin bag?
- Bye, Joss. - Great party.
- Hey! What's up Joss!
Hey I was just in the bathroom for like a really long time.
Not for like a gross reason though.
For like a totally normal reason that someone would do that.
What's up with you uh? What'd I miss?
How's it going? Hmm? What's up?
- Well you missed a lot.
Okay, I got a diamond tennis bracelet.
- I--I saw that.
- Someone just stole my Gherkin. - Bummer.
- And my dad's on his way back to prison.
- Uh, happy birthday?
- Hey, I never got your name.
- Yeah, it's Hart.
Henry Hart.
- The way you said that was weird.
Very weird.
- Hey man I was in the bathroom for like an hour!
Not for a gross reason, though. - It's okay...
- But I don't even know what this guy's doin'.
- It's fine. He's here for me. - Oh.
- I need to discuss who's going to take over
my father's very legitimate business.
- Is your father's business legitimate though?
- Never ask me about my business, Henry.
- Party's over pal-- let's get outta here.
- Yeah, hang on a second.
- Buddy, we gotta go.
- Are you wearing a diamond tennis bracelet?
- Oh yeah. It's not stealing if it's from a criminal.
- Okay.
Come on, let's go let's go s'go s'go s'go...
go go go go go...
05x18 - Double-O Danger
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.