05x07 - Part 3: A New Hero

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Henry Danger". Aired: July 26, 2014 - March 21, 2020.*
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
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05x07 - Part 3: A New Hero

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- Previously, on Henry Danger...

- Say gooodbye to your super power, Kid Danger.

- What? No, wait, wait! Ahh!

- Twitler got away.

He stole Kid Danger's super powers.

- What?

- If you bring the bee back here,

then I can transfer Henry's super powers

back into his body.

- Guess what, Twitler? I got my powers back.

- It won't help you stop me.

This virus is about to detroy

every computer network in the entire world.

Say goodnight, boys.

[ music ]

- What is happening? - Turn the lights back on!

- It's okay, Katelyn! - What is happening?

- Turn the lights back on! - Stop, stop yelling.

- Start pedaling!

- Get off me!

- How'd you get down there?

- Why are you petting my head?

- I thought you were Katelyn.

- Where is Katelyn?

- I dunno. - Get off me!

- Hey Henry, look!

I'm powering all of Swellview!

- Just the Man Cave.

- I'm powering all of the Man Cave!

- Just the lights and the computer.

- I'm powering some of the Man Cave!

- Good evening, this is... - ♪ Doo doo doo...

Overunder with... with...Mary, please...

Mary, please stop that. - ♪ Doo doo doo--

- You don't have to sing the music.

- I don't have to Trent,

I get to.

Trent?

- It's a dark day in Swellview.

because a power outage is sweeping through the city.

- Not only that, but the internet is completely broken.

- That's right, Mary. It's gone.

And without the internet to distract them,

Swellviewians have begun looting everything in sight.

- For those of you who don't know,

"looting" means shopping for free.

- That's wrong, Mary.

"Looting" is just another word

for stealing items that don't belong to you.

- For free.

Safety experts recommend if you are going to loot,

always loot with a buddy.

That way you can steal the heavier,

more expensive items.

- No, Mary, that's not what they say.

- Always wait thirty minutes after eating

before you return to looting.

- Please don't loot.

It's wrong. No one should ever loot.

- Without a life jacket.

We'll continue reporting

unless the power goes out here

at the KLVY studios.

- Until then...

One local cat is saying "me-OW"

after a motor boat--

- Ahh! - Whoah!

- Oh! I'm so sorry.

I didn't know this house was already being looted.

- We're not looting.

- This is our house.

- Oh...

Do you mind if I loot?

- Yes, we mind! - Without a buddy?!

- Okay. Well... have a great evening.

If I may...

I think that piece goes...here.

- He's good.

- I love puzzles. I'm in a puzzle club.

I'm the secretary.

- Do you... you wanna stay and help us?

- Ummmmm...ohhh,

I really should be looting...

but okay, why not?! - Yay!

- Hey, what if I have to go to the bathroom

but I'm stuck on this thing?

- I thought about that.

- And?

- I'm still thinking.

- Schwoz, stop thinking of Jasper going pee pee

and start thinking of a way to destroy

that computer virus.

- It's moving too fast!

It has Henry's superpowers

so I can't destroy it

unless I figure out a way to slow it...

down.

- What?

- Yea, I hate your plan already.

- Why? What's your beefies?

- I'm wearing a diaper, dude. That's my beefies.

- It's not a diaper.

It's a special device called

a Dual Ion Atomic Particle Extraction Reader.

- D-I-A-P-- Dude, that just spells "diaper"!

- Hey! Just leave it on. - Why?

- Because every time you use your superpowers,

you create a special chemical

that runs through your blood stream.

This "DIAPER", it monitors that chemical.

When your blood is full of the chemicals,

that strip will turn blue.

- Oh, like a diaper?! - Yes!

- Hey dude, don't take a picture of me in the diaper!

- I'm not taking a picture. I'm just checking my email.

- There's no internet! - Yeah.

- Oh, that was an email flash. - Okay.

- This machine will fire sharp objects at you.

When you dodge them,

the super chemicals will flood your blood stream.

Then I can harvest your blood

and make an anti-virus

that will k*ll Rick Twitler's virus.

- Yeah, great, got it.

I wear a diaper while you fire sharp objects at me

and harvest my blood.

Pretty normal after school job.

- You wanna take a turn on the bike?

- You wanna wear a diaper? - Nope.

[ computer rings] - Ah!

- What?! What?! What is it?

Did you find Twitler?

- Yea! I found the source of the video call, look!

- The Old Internet Factory?

On top of Mount Swellview?

- Oh yeahhh, that place with the big bowl thing.

- It's called a satellite dish.

- Yeah, that place with the big satellite-dish-bowl thing.

- C'mon Clancy! My fists are getting antsy!

- Clancy can't go! No, I need him

and his blood to make that anti-virus.

- But Rick Twitler's got a meetin' with a beatin'.

He's gonna have a tryst with my fist!

- Dude, punching Rick Twitler won't help defeat the virus,

it'll just make you feel better.

- So we agree-- I'm going.

- All right.

- It's punchin' time.

Up the tube!

Uhhh, little help, Jasper?

- Ughhhh!

- Alright, Schwoz.

This diaper's giving me a rash--let's do this.

- Okay!

It worked!

Your body is full of the superchemical!

- Alright, cool! Now what?

- I just need a liiiiitle bit of blood.

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick.

- Ahhh!

- Now we blow bubbles...

and fight crime. Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

- So I swerve out of the--

- Hey, we're out of very brightly colored soda.

- I think I saw very bright soda at your neighbor's place.

I'll go loot us some more.

- Oh, the Hendricks? They also got that good salsa.

Loot that, Booter. - Will do.

- Want a buddy?

- Uhhh, nah, I usually loot alone.

Booter, be safe. Take Piper with you.

- Okay.

- ...yeah they got this big cushion that looks like a rock--

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't know someone was already looting this place.

- We're not looting. We live here.

- But we were just about to go loot some chips and salsa.

- Oooo, that good salsa? From next door?

- Yeah!

- We were just there.

We got chips, that good salsa,

brightly colored sodas,

and this engagement ring.

- Oooh. - Congratulations.

- Woah! Are you guys doing a puzzle?!

- Jellybean hurricane.

- How many pieces? - Ten thousand...

...and one.

You guys want in?

- Does a basement window cr*ck if you kick it?

- ...yes?

- Sure does!

Move over. We puzzlin'.

- Ulchhh...

I'm so tired... I gotta stop...

- What? No no no no! C'mon, buddy. C'mon buddy.

He's is almost done making the anti-virus, c'mon.

- I can't!!

My legs are... gravy soup.

My arms are also gravy soup.

And my brain is...

- Gravy soup? - That's right.

- No no no! - Nooooooo!

- Charlotte get on the bike!

- Get on the bike! - Ahhh!

- Go! - Keep pedaling.

- Okay. Alright, are you done?

Are you done?! - Yes!

I finished the anti-virus!

- Okay. Sick, dude.

I don't have time to come up with a rhyme...

that rhyme was accidental.

- Take this and go save Swellview!

Oh! Wait wait wait wait wait!

- What?

- You have to smash this vial of antivirus

directly onto Rick Twitler's computer virus.

It has to touch the original virus itself.

- Got it.

- Wait wait wait wait! - What?! What?!

- The anti-virus can cancel out your superpower forever.

So don't get any of it on you.

- Got it.

Anything else you want to tell me?

- No.

- WAIT WAIT WAIT! - Oh come on!

- Are you and Charlotte like, dating?

- What?! - No!

- Oooo, trouble in paradise.

- Entrance!

- You're too late Captain Man. - Man punch!

- My virus is spreading.

- Gross.

- Ahhhhhhhhhh...

Human. Prepare for your destruction.

And that of the whole world.

- Well I don't like the sound of that.

- Uh... Rick?

Hello? Still in there, buddy?

- I am virus.

I took Rick's body.

- Well are you gonna give it back?

So I can punch it, or?

- All life must become virus.

- Okay, Miley Virus.

Here comes a wrecking ball!

Well I guess I'll have to just

have to mosey on back to the Man Cave

and let them know I was defeated by--

Surprise punch!

- Captain Man! - Kid.

- What is this thing?

- Uh, funny story...

So the computer virus took over Rick's body

and now it's all angry and wants to destroy humanity.

- You try to surprise punch it?

- Yeah I tried to surprise punch it!

But it's got your superfast reflexes now.

- Well it is a pretty sweet power.

- Well not as good as being indestructable, but.

- I am virus, I spread and destroy.

A-choo!

- Ohhhhh!

- What was that?!

- Awww, that virus just spread

by sneezing all over that guy!

- Well that is how viruses spread.

- Sometimes science is gross.

- I am virus.

I spread and destroy.

- Gah, can we just end this?

- Yes we can.

All I gotta do is smash this stuff

all over the original virus and it should reverse the entire--

- A-choo! - A-choo!

- Ew! Aw!

Aw, it's in my mouth! Aw, it's in my mouth!

- Dude, they globbed you!

You're about to turn into a living, angry computer virus!

- Okay, confession time:

I've always had a huge crush on your mom.

- You're not changing.

- No way I'm changing.

What I feel for her is real.

I'm not talking about my mom!

You're not changing into a virus.

- Oh, right.

I'm indestructible. Well that's lucky.

- We cannot infect the old one.

- Hey! I am not old. I am .

- Infect the handsome one.

- Hey, we're both equally handsome!

- Well...

- A-choo!

- A-choo!

- No, no, no, no...

Ahh! Ahh!

- Gah! Why does it always have to be my face?!

- Human. Prepare for destruction.

- Ahhh!

- I am virus.

I spread and destroy. - Shut up, dude!

- A-choo!

- A-choo!

- A-choo!

- Ah, cr--

- We will spread. To satellites.

Then to the entire world.

We will spread. To satellites...

...then to the entire world.

- This is not good.

Schwoz: The anti-virus can cancel out

your superpower forever.

So don't get any of it on you.

It's me, Schwoz! From work!

- We will spread. To satellites.

Then to the entire world.

- Time to save the world.

- I did it!

Hey Kid! Guess what I just did!!

[ computers beeping on ]

- Yes! Ray and Henry did it!

- Hooray for your boyfriend and his boss!

- He's not my boyfriend!

- Okaayy...

- Almost done...

- Hey, everybody. I just--

I just want to say,

that I've had a really good time with all of you.

Just...making a puzzle.

And connecting. Face to face.

Like real people.

And I don't know, I just think that--

- Hey, power's back on.

- That means the internet's back!

- What is the wi-fi password?

- I'll tell you the password:

One, two, question mark, at sign,

get out of our house!

The internet's back.

I don't want to talk to people.

So b*at it and let me stare at my phone!

- Kid! I did it!

I punched the virus

right outta that guy,

and then everything... ...reversed... itself...

What's wrong?

- How are your legs?

- They hurt. A lot.

How's your powers?

- Ask Schwoz.

- I'm still running the tests...

- So, what are we gonna do with Rick Twitler?

- I dunno, that computer virus scrambled his brain.

- So he doesn't remember that you're Captain Man?

That Henry is Kid Danger?-

- He doesn't even know who he is.

Here, watch this.

- Hey! Who are you?

- Ferk tandy bungle burf.

- You sure are.

- What about the guys who att*cked Henry's house?

Don't they know that he's Kid Danger?

- Nah, they were just hired g*ons.

They know less than he does.

- So...everything's back to normal.

- Not everything.

- Yeah Schwoz, what's going on, man?

Can Henry get his super powers back or not?

- Uhhh... the tests are positive.

- Hey! - Are you serious?!

- Nice! - Yeah!

- That's good news.

- Oh...no, I meant... the tests are positive

that he'll never get his powers back.

They're positively gone.

- Why would you say it like that?!

- My bad... Schwoz's bad.

- Second opinion...

Testing rock!

- Not right now.

- Right. Later.

- No, not later.

I don't need any more tests

to tell me that I lost my super power.

It's gone. And it's not coming back.

- "Ohh, boo-hoo! I lost my superpower.

It's so not goooood..."

You're still a sidekick.

And oh yeah I just remembered

you saved the whole dang world yesterday.

Quit sitting around and moping like a baby!

Your life is still amazing.

Ow!

- You were right. Glad I saved that rock.

[ alarm sounds ]

- Emergency!

- What's going on, Charlotte?

- Dr. Minyak is robbing a bank

with an army of radioactive peacocks.

[ gasps ]

- So...what are you gonna do, kid?

- I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do.

I'm not gonna sit around and mope like a baby.

- Yes!

Ahh, my legs!

- Let's chew it and do it.

Pass me that gum tube, Schwoz.

This is gonna take some getting used to.
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