- Hey...
Hey Mom, mom...
- What, what?
- I uh, I gotta go to work,
but I'm not feelin' too good.
Is there any orange juice?
- I think we're out.
[ all coughing ]
[ groans ]
- So, we're all sick?
- Well-- - No, I'm fine.
I'm not sick and I'm going to play
in the Dadminton tournament.
- Wait, what's "Dadminton?"
- It's a badminton tournament, for Dads only.
So Mom can't play.
- Mom doesn't care!
- Mom, I'm ready.
- Oh baby, c'mon,
you were up sick all night, you can't go.
- AHHHH!!!!
- Yeah, still can't go.
- Henry, will you please tell Mom
what a big deal Glozella is?!?
- It's a big deal.
What's Glozella?
- Ulch! It's a huge music festival,
and it's in Swellview this year,
and Glozell is hosting it,
and I love music and Glozell so I'm going!!!
- Piper, I'm sorry,
but you are too sick to go to Glozella...
- Mom!!!
- And you are too sick to play nerd tennis...
- Wife!!!
- And you are too sick to go to work.
- Oh come on!
My boss is expecting me to go do a hard day's work.
And you're sayin' I should just...
just sit at home and... and chill and relax?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
I just gotta... I just gotta call my boss
and--and tell him I'm not comin' in.
I usually make my calls outside...
on the porch...
by myself--okay.
Hey Ray... [ coughing ] Ray...
- Hey, you're supposed to be getting to work now,
why aren't you here?
- Uh, 'cuz I can't come in to work--I'm sick.
- Oh, so you're in the hospital?
- Uh...Well, no, I'm not in the hospital
but I'm not feelin' that--
- Henry, we're crime fighters.
And since criminals don't blow off work when they're sick,
neither do Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Ray...
- I mean, you ever seen me blow off work?
- Okay, that's not fair!
- Why is it not fair? - Because!
You've been indestructible since you were eight,
you can't get sick!
- That's right, so... be more like me.
- Look, my mom says I can't come in to work, so...
- Your mom? - Yeah.
- Want me to come talk to her?
- Okay, you know what? I'll be there in ten minutes.
- Nehahahahaha!
- Yeah...
aw yeah... that's nice...
look at me...
- [ coughing ] Hey everybody.
- Hi Henry. - Hey Hen.
- [ sneezes ]
- No sneezing.
- Hey, you sick, too?
- Nooo, I'm just collecting a giant pile of dirty tissues.
- That's gross.
- Hey everybody!
- Hey what's up? - Hey Schwoz.
- Since it's Saturday morning,
look what I brought! Cupcakes!
- Oh! - Sweet.
- Hey Henry, grab me one would ya?
- Uh, yeah sure.
- Daaaahh!!!
- Dang it, Schwoz!!!
- Aw, the cupcakes...
- Everything's fine.
- What's goin' on with him?
- I dunno. He's acting kinda'...
[ coughs ]
- Ugggghhh,
am I gonna have to listen to that all day?
[ blows nose ]
- Uh hey, y'know my whole family's sick, too?
Jasper, how you feelin'?
- Great. Just gettin' a little tired
of holding these paints.
- Higher.
- Hello.
So uh...
did anyone here recently
go into my science laboratory?
- Well, yeah.
- You sent me and Charlotte and Jasper there on Thursday.
- To put labels on your beakers.
- Okay, well...
I think I did a bad thing.
- What did you do?
- Well, you know how I've always wanted to be famous?
By curing some terrible disease?
- Yeah. - Uh-huh.
- So, I figured...
the fastest way to come up with a cure
was to create my own terrible disease.
- What?!? - What?
- Ah...Classic Schwoz.
- Hold on. Hold on.
Are you're saying that you think
we have that disease that you created?
- Well...
- He--he doesn't know that!
I mean, maybe we just have a cold or...
or the flu or... or dandruff!
- Yeah, Schwoz, you don't know why they're sick,
you're not a doctor.
- I know what I'm talking about!
Look at Henry's pinky fingers!
- Oh yeah. Why are they green?
- It's one of the symptoms of my disease.
- Ahhhh!!! My pinkies are green, too!
- Let me see!
[ bell rings ]
- Yah. You both have my disease.
- Ahhhh great!
- Well, what about Jasper?
He was with us.
He touched your beakers.
Does he have your disease?
- Let me see here...
- [ giggles ]
[ buzzer sounds ]
- Jasper is clean, no disease.
- Well we have it, why doesn't he?!?
- I-I don't know why Jasper doesn't have it.
He should. My disease is very contagious.
- Well, what do Henry and I do now?!?
- Yeah! And what about my family?!?
- I can answer that.
Schwoz, you better come up with a cure
for your stupid disease. - Okay...
- And until he does...Henry, since you're both contagious,
you and Charlotte are gonna have to be quarantined
in your house, with your family.
- What is quarantined?
- It means that they all have to stay inside,
so they don't spread the disease
to the normal people of Swellview.
- Well--well, what about you?
- Haha! Don't worry about me.
Old Uncle Ray's indestructible, which means...
can't get sick. [ coughs ]
- AHHHHHH!!!
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wh-wh-wha...
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ all coughing and groaning ]
- Oh, will you stop itchin' and moanin'?
- Yeah, we're just as sick as you.
- But you don't understand!
My head! Like...
Awww it like...aches!
- Okay,that's called "a headache."
- Well I don't like it!
Ow!
- Okay. How's everyone doing?
- How are we doing?
- Look at our fingers.
- D'aaaahh!
Ehhh... Nothing to worry about.
- I don't get this! I'm indestructible!
How's your freakish disease making me sick?!?
- I guess I'm just really good
at creating freakish diseases.
- So you're positive we're not gonna die?
- Of course!
Well at least not until
all of your fingers and thumbs turn green.
- WHAT?!? - THEN WE DIE?!?
- Look, you all just go inside
so I can get back to working on the cure.
- Wait but what if Henry's parents try to leave the house?
- Don't worry...
I brought Bork to guard the door.
- Oh hey. - Heya Bork.
- [ Bort grunts ]
- Bork, come help me outta here!
- AHHHH!!!
Thanks.
- [ Bork grunts ]
- Hey...
- Hi Henry. - Hello.
- Oh my gosh, is Charlotte sick too?
- Yeah. - So's my boss.
- That's right but...
But I'm not too sick to notice a pretty li--
[ coughing ]
I need my pills.
Give me my pi-- Awww, come on!
- Ah! Look honey...
their fingers are turning green too!
- Yeah, well...
That's why I'm takin' us all to the doctor.
- You can't! - Uh, actually you can't...
- Mom, Dad, Piper... this is uh...
- My name is Doctor Schwarmalensen.
- Yeah, that. He's from the uh...
- The Swellview County Health Department.
- That's right.
I'm sorry but you must all be quarantined.
- Quarantined?!? - Yes.
You see, little girl...
when people get upset tum-tums, sometimes they have--
- Will you quit talking to me like I'm an idiot?
- It just means that we have to stay here,
in this house, until he says we're cured.
- Uh, yes, that's right, uh...
- Okay, sorry Doctor Schwankelsen,
but I'm not going to the doctor,
and I don't want to sit in this stupid house all day.
- Piper... - I'm going to Glozella!
- No! No no... - Please don't.
- [ growls ]
- I've decided to stay here.
- [ growling ]
- Okay, I don't mean any disrespect,
but I just don't see why we can't go see our own doctor.
- No!
If you come into contact with the public,
you could infect every person in Swellview.
- Yeah mom, we're contagious,
we can't risk infecting other people.
- Hey...
uh, where did that bratty little girl go?
- Piper went out the back!
- We gotta stop her!
- Piper!
- Hey! Quit it!
Put me down you...
you large man!
- Yes...
I think you will all find escape quite impossible.
See you soon!
- [ giggling ]
Hey Schwoz, I don't understand what's going on.
- Yeah, I know that.
- Well...can you explain what you're doing to me?
- Okay.
I'm examining you, so I can find out why
you didn't get sick,
and that way I can cure the other peoples.
- Oh okay, now I get it.
- Yeah, 'cuz I dumbed it down for you.
Now...I need to take a tiny bit of your blood,
so I can examine it.
- Well, okay.
- Now, this might hurt just a lot.
- What do you mean by just a lo--
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Did you feel that?
- Yeah I felt it!
- Good.
Now, I will take a little bit of your blood.
- Wait, wait, wait.
[ machine beeps ] - There!
One gallon of your blood.
And now...
- Wh... what are you doin' now?
- I'm putting some of your blood
into this plasmiotic fluid...
and if it's flammable...
we have our cure.
Flambé! It works!
- So now you can make a cure for Henry and everybody?
- Well... With one gallon of your blood...
I can make enough cure...
for two peoples.
- But we need to cure six peoples.
- Yeah, I'm gonna need a lot more of your blood.
- But, you already took a whole gallon!
I-I don't think my body has much more blood to give!
- Hey, who's the doctor here?
- No one!
- True.
Here, eat this raw meat.
[ coughing and groaning ]
- Oh god, everything hurts...
[ screaming and crying ]
I'm so sick!
- Ah!
Ah!
Char... Charlotte...
Hey...Charlotte...
look at my fingers.
- AHHHHHHH!!!
- Ahhh!!!
- Ahhhhh... uhhhhh...
- Ya! Go for Schwoz!
- Hello? - Hi Henry!
I'm almost ready with the cure.
I just need a little more blood from Jasper.
- Nooooo...
I'm outta blood!
- Just... please hurry...
- What? Did you drop your phone?
Did your screen break?!?
D'ahhh!
Oh...
Okay Jasper...
- What now?
- I just need a little bit more of your blood.
- But I don't think there's any more blood
in me that I can spare!
- Sure there is.
- Wh-what are you doing?!?
- Squeezing you. To get more blood to come out.
- What?!?
- C'mon... give it up...
- No...NO! - C'mon...
- Ahhh!
- Don't be shy.
- Ahhh! Schwoz!
- Ray... Ray...
- Ray...Ray...
Listen...
You can't, you can't eat that.
You're too sick.
- But I'm so hungry. I gotta eat something.
Hey...
Hey what's wrong with my mouth?
What's wrong with my mouth?
- Listen... Hey buddy listen...
listen...listen...
Schwoz told me...
that one of the final symptoms of his disease...
is lockjaw.
- Lockjaw?!?
- No...Lockjaw.
I said lockjaw! That's what I said.
- Oh yeah yeah yeah...
that's why you can't open your mouth.
- Ah! But I'm so hungry!
- Well you can't eat if you can't open your mouth, man.
- Yes I can! I can!
I'm special...
Ahhh!!!
[ crying ]
I just want the chicken...
I just want the chicken...
- Come in... - Come in.
[ all coughing and moaning ]
- Hello, how's everyone doing?
[ moans ]
Great!
Now look, everyone!
I brought the cure!
- Ooh! - Huh?
See, it's right he--
- Ahhh! - D'ahhhhh!!!
Oh my god!!! The cure is ruined!
- I gotta have it...
- Hahahahahahaha...
Stop that...I was kidding!
- What the butt?!?
- Hahahahahha!
I got you all so good! Ha!
See? Here's the real cure!!!
Yah yah, drink it down
and your disease will go bye bye.
- Ah! - Yuck! Ah!
- Now...now what happens?
- Well, uh now you might all start experiencing
a bit of shaking and/or twitching.
But it could take a few minutes before...
Ah, there it goes.
- Did...did it work?
- My fingers!
They're... they're greenless!
- Ha! I can move my jaw again.
Hahaha oh man... How you feelin'?
- I... I think I'm okay.
- Yeah... I'm okay too.
- Didn't ask you.
- Oh stop...
- Okay... Mom or Dad,
which one of you is gonna drive me to Glozella?
- Ulch! After what we've all just been through?
- Are you batty?
- We are not driving you to Glozella.
- Fine. Then I'll drive myself.
- No wait! - C'mon!
- Piper!!! - Piper!
- You are not driving my car!!!
- You are too young to drive!!!
- You don't even know how to drive!!!
- Whew. Crazy day, right?
- Hey, let's go talk outside.
- No, I don't want to. - Yeah c'mon.
- Aww let's just go outside.
- It'll be fine. - Come on.
- I think you are all very mad at me...
- No, no... - No. We're not mad.
- I-I don't feel good about this...
- Bork, little help?
- Hey, why are you...
No! This makes me uncomfortable!
Ayeee!
- Whoops.
- I need to put on my safety belt!
- Ahhhh! Stop this crazy thing!
[ car brakes screech ] [ crash ]
- I'm okay!
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
03x14 - Green Fingers
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.