♪ What is this feeling
That I hope will never pass? ♪
♪ What is this feeling
That mom thinks is just gas? ♪
♪ It makes me queasy, so
Uneasy ♪
♪ And just a little funky
♪ Like a giant huggy buggy
♪ Smiling rainbow monkey
♪ I never cared so much before
♪ More than I loves them
Animals ♪
♪ Now my life is happiness
Galore ♪
♪ My heart flies like the, um,
Seagulls ♪
♪ What can it be
♪ This mystery happening
To me ♪
♪ Can my friends see?
♪ I'm happily in love
♪ I've said it
Isn't that so cute?
♪ I've said it
♪ Really, really sweet
♪ I've said it
♪ Like yummy fresh fruit
♪ I've said it
♪ Tonight we finally meet
♪ I'm so in love
♪ My heart is full
♪ I'm so in love
It's adorable!
♪ I'm so in love
Hey, toots, what time is it?
Time to follow my heart!
- ]] No, seriously, what time is - it?
- I gotta be home for dinner at - 6:00.
♪ La la la la
♪ La la la la
♪ La la la la la la la la...
Be smart, toots.
Yeah, kid.
It's a dangerous world out
There.
More dangerous than love?
Well, duh.
We're in the middle of a g*ng
w*r, don't ya know?
[ Up-tempo dance music plays ]
♪ Where you gotta go to?
♪ Out there's nothin' but
Troubles ♪
♪ Stay and have a soda
♪ Watch the pretty bubbles
♪ Why all the fuss?
♪ You're acting dumb
♪ Just hang with us
♪ You want a plum?
- ]] ♪ Don't join those other - guys ♪
♪ 'Cause they don't know squat
♪ So come on, girl, get wise
♪ How 'bout a kumquat?
♪ Perhaps I'll pick the
- Cherries ♪ - ♪ but first answer this query
♪ Why must we fight every day,
Every night? ♪
♪ It isn't right
[ Clearing throat ]
♪ We're us and they're them,
And we'll never be pals ♪
♪ We're us and they're them
♪ We're those guys and those
- Gals ♪ - ♪ we're us and they're them
- ♪ We wear jeans, they wear - leather ♪
♪ We're us and they're them,
So why hang together? ♪
♪ We're us and they're them
♪ They're wrong and we're
- Right ♪ - ♪ we're us and they're them,
♪ And that's why we must fight
♪ But not tonight
♪ It's tearing me apart
♪ I'd rather listen to my
Heart ♪
♪ And right now I'm going to
Start ♪
♪ Goodbye
♪ I now depart
Oh, that's tart!
[ Squeals gleefully ]
[ Laughs ]
♪ La dee da-da dee da da
Whee!
[ Gasps ]
No one's here!
[ Cries ]
Have I made a terrible mistake?
- ]] Together: [ monotone ] don't - worry.
You'll never be alone...
Now that we're together.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, thank goodness!
It's you!
Now I know I'm safe, just like I
Always do when I look in your...
Uh, 1, 2, 3... 10 Eyes?
Enough talk.
Kiss me.
Ah!
Are you crazy, kooky?
You can't kiss those delightful
Doofuses!
They're the enemy!
Numbuh 4!
How in the world can you
Possibly even think about liking
Them?
- Besides... - ]] Wally!
- ]] Please don't interrupt, - kooky.
This isn't easy for me to say.
[ Inhales deeply ]
What are my parents doing here?
They're here to see the
School play.
Uh... Did you just say school
Play?
Yes, wally... School play,
The play you ruined before my
Big finale!
Oh, I wouldn't worry about
Your finale because we've come
Up with one of our own.
Behold!
And our finale is bigger,
Better, and much more permanent.
I never saw that thing in the
Prop department!
Well, duh!
We bribed the director to get it
In, just like we bribed him to
Cast us in the lead.
Well, that makes sense 'cause
I have a totally better singing
- Voice than... - ]] Shut up!
Ugh!
To think of the weeks and weeks
We spent pretending to like
Kooky, just to prepare our plan!
Hmph!
But it was worth it because
Now we will show your parents
How inferior you all are.
Now they'll see how we deserve
To be loved and admired more
Than you brats!
Not to mention that with all of
You gone, the play's best-actor
Award will be a shoo-in for us!
[ Evil laughter ]
Wait!
Can't we please just sing the
Final number first?
Uh...
No!
[ Screaming ]
Look out!
Numbuh 5, get those kids out
Of here!
A-five, six, seven, eight!
[ Dance music plays ]
Oh, that's my girl up there
Avoiding deadly laser blasts!
Numbuh 2, I need you on
Lights.
On it.
When you're a jet, you're a jet.
Your a.v. Skills are no longer
Required.
Module activate!
Kids next door
S.p.o.t.f.i.t.e.s.... Super
Powerful oscillating tasers
Flamingly ignite terrifically
Entertaining scenarios.
Ooh!
The production values are
Much better than last year.
- ]] Give it all you've got, - numbuh 2!
Break a leg, delightful
Dunces!
What is that?
Ooh!
♪ Oh, it's so
Lovey-da-lovey-da
Lovey-dovey-wuvvy ♪
Get down!
What are you doing?!
I've been waiting weeks to
Sing my big... And I'm gonna sing
It!
Maybe I can wait a little
Longer.
Ah!
So, what's wrong with a
Simple love story already?
I can live without all the
Booms!
Their field is too strong!
Huh?
[ Gasps ]
[ Fireworks exploding ]
Say goodnight, nigel.
It's your final curtain call!
You know, delightful dorks,
You should take your show on the
Road because you're smashed.
A smash!
The expression is "a smash"!
That's not the expression I
Was thinking of.
Huh?
[ Cheering ]
Uh, numbuh 3, we're all going
- To laura and ricky's to - celebrate.
You want to come?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I'm glad we defeated the
Delightful children and all, but
I just wish I could have sung my
Big duet before the battle!
Oh.
Oh... I'll tell you what...
[ Clears throat ]
I'll sing it with you.
You will?
Uh, well, well, well, th...
That depends.
What's it called?
It's called "it's so
Lovey-da-lovey-da
Lovey-dovey-wuvvy."
No way!
Wah!
Ugh...
Okay.
[ Squeals gleefully ]
♪ Oh, it's so
Lovey-da-lovey-da
Lovey-dovey-wuvvy ♪
♪ I want to huggly wuggly
Snuggly all the afternoon ♪
♪ I want to be snuggly ugly
Duggly by the evening moon ♪
♪ We're just the cutesy
Wutesey lutesiest pair ♪
♪ You're just a goog-a googly
Goog-a boogle-a bear ♪
Oh, forget this crud!
What?
We're just getting to the really
Cute part!
Come back!
You're adorable!
So, there you go... The
Common cold could "snot" handle
Sector q's 2-by-4 technology
Weaponry.
Get it?
"Snot!"
I said "snot" instead of "not"!
In other news, here are
Today's 13th birthdays.
[ Clears throat ]
Isn't the kids next door
Nightly news great?
Yeah, and that numbah 10 sure
Is easy on the eyes.
[ Purrs ]
Ow!
What?
Come on!
I'm just sayin'.
[ Alarm sounds ]
Hey, guys, there's an
- Extra-super triple emergency in - sector "c"!
We've got to get to arizona
Right now!
But sector "c" 's in china.
Uh... Even better!
There's no time to lose!
Let's go, go, go!
Kids next door, battle
Stations!
[ All shouting ]
It's the "manly men yelling
And dropping anything" hour!
You heard me, girly-pants.
We're manly, and we're dropping
Things, so get out of the way,
Or get...
[ Straining ]
Why didn't I think of this
Sooner?
Yeah!
Great idea, wally!
Huh?
It's the "rainbow monkey
Share-time special"!
Hey!
Give me that!
No, i...
We can't watch this.
My show is educational.
You need to learn about sharing.
Oh, yeah?
Well, you need something big
Dropped on you!
[ Shouting ]
No!
Oh, well.
I'll just go up to the tv and
Change the channel from there.
Are you out of your mind?!
We have to get that remote back!
What's the big deal?
See?
Numbuh 4?
Hm.
[ Breathes heavily ]
Whoa!
Ahh!
[ Groaning ]
Hey, uh, wake up, little
Fella.
Where... Where am i?
You fell down in the bottom
Of the couch, buddy.
You've been out for like three
Commercial breaks or something.
Oh, by the way, I'm dave.
- I'm the emperor around these - parts.
Oh, and this is dave.
Hey.
And dave.
Yo!
And that's dave back there.
What's happening, baby?
And there's dave.
What's up?
- ]] Don't forget about dave back - here!
Wait a second.
You're the emperor that lives in
My couch?
Not a bad job, eh?
Though sometimes I can't tell if
I'm working hard or hardly
Working!
[ Laughter ]
And I think you know what I'm
Talking about!
You're a lucky dude to land here
Now.
Oh, we've gone through tough
Times.
For six tv seasons, the great
Couch has given up only keys and
Spare change.
[ Heavy sighing ]
But today an excellent omen
Appeared that portends a bright
New season.
[ Cheering ]
Soon it will rain pretzels,
Snack foods, even pizza crusts!
For today, the almighty remote
Descended from the gods on high!
Hey!
That's my remote!
Give me it back!
[ Murmuring ]
Hey, hey there, little buddy.
Your remote?
What makes you think you can
Claim such a glorious bounty?
'Cause it's mine!
I dropped it, and I'm going to
Get it!
[ Laughs ]
Only the emperor may caress the
Holy remote!
Whoa!
Too much information!
I hear that!
[ Laughter ]
[ Strains ]
So, you dare to challenge the
Authority of the emperor?
Uh, duh!
Bring it on, belly flop!
Fine!
We shall meet on the field of
Honor!
No shirt, no shoes, no problemo!
[ Laughter ]
You hear what I'm sayin'?
I know you do!
Okeydokey, artichokey!
Your challenge is a chariot race
Driven by near-wild dust...
[ Screeches ]
Bunnies.
Whoever snatches the most holy
Remote and keeps possession of
It until the end of the race
Will be crowned emperor.
Oh, and the loser gets dumped
Down the crevice that leads to
The bottom of the world.
Any quest-arinos?
Yeah... Who came up with such
A dumb, stupid, cruddy
Challenge?
- ]] It is kind of stupid, isn't - it?
But hey, don't look at me!
I'm with stupid!
Guilty as charged!
[ Laughter ]
All right, already, let's
Just move on!
You guys are starting to make my
Skin crawl.
Whoa!
Too much information!
[ Laughter ]
Oh... That's it!
Hyah!
Hey, I was telling a joke
Here!
Hyah!
[ Screeching ]
[ Booing ]
[ Screeching ]
[ Booing ]
Hyah!
[ Laughter ]
[ Growls ]
[ Growls ]
[ Growls ]
[ Growls ]
[ Indistinct yelling ]
Ha!
It's mine!
[ Crowd boos ]
Ha ha!
See ya!
Wouldn't wanna be ya!
[ Laughter ]
Good one.
Hyah!
Ohh!
Aha!
Huh?
[ Laughs ]
Give me my remote!
Give me it!
Sharing is...
And for you folks...
Three on...
So...
[ Strains ]
What's going on?!
Give me my remote!
- ]] [ Growls ] - ]] I hope you've got the stomach
To play the game, kid...'Cause
I've got plenty of stomach to
Spare!
Whoo-hoo!
Ah!
My upholstery!
Now, give me the most holy
Remote!
[ Groans ]
I have the remote!
I rule!
The kid drools!
Give me that!
You guys are driving me crazy
With all the channel hopping!
A... Girl has the remote?
It has been defiled!
Not for a million billion fall
Seasons has this occurred!
Oh, come on.
A girl can't even touch the
Remote?
We must be avenged!
Release the dust bunnies!
Release the dust bunnies!
Ooh, cute bunnies!
Run!
[ Screeching ]
What do we do?
What do we do?
What do we do?
I've got a plan.
We could...
Ahh!
- ]] Don't worry, fellow kids next - door!
Sector three has heard your
Distress call, and we're here to
Help!
Arh!
[ Indistinct screaming ]
[ Screeching ]
Let's clean house, guys!
Yeah!
No need to thank us.
We're happy to help.
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
04x12 - Operation L.O.V.E./Operation C.O.U.C.H.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.