01x02 - I Am the Walrus/I'm a Loser

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

[chorus] ♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

[all] ♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Walter singing in foreign language]

[grunts] Ouchie.

Walter?

Where are you?

[Walter yells, then grunts]

Oh. There you are.

-What are you wearing?
-Oh, just a box.

-That's my old moving-in box.
-Your what?

[chuckles] You don't remember me
moving in?

I do have a memory of something.

[all laughing]

[Walter] What are you remembering?

Buzz?

What's going on in your brain?

Oh, no. That's a different memory.

I actually don't think it ever happened.

I don't remember when I met you.

I remember it like it was yesterday.

-Was it yesterday?
-No, it-- Heh. It wasn't yesterday.

It was quite a long time ago, Buzz.

My old garden where I used to live
had been destroyed.

[gasping and whimpering]

[jackhammer pounding]

[truck beeping]

Beep?

Beep? Beep?

Beep? Beep! Beep! Beep!

[screaming]

[exhales]

[gasps]

I had to find a new place to live...
a new home.

[sighs]

I'd made it to this garden,
but I had no house and no friends.

Houses are hard to come by
in this neighborhood.

You're a lucky slug that such a great
property was available at short notice.

[chuckles] Isn't it a charmer?

Prime location, great views,
loads of character.

Bargain of a lifetime, buddy.

-I'm sure you're gonna love it here.
-Whoa!

[Walter] So, I found a house.

[Jay] Come on, you guys!

Come on, bugs!

-But I had no friends.
-[Jay] Can't catch me!

Not one.

You hadn't met us yet?

You don't remember
how you first met me?

Nope. Nothing.
Can you be reminding me?

Well, I had just moved in,
but I didn't know anyone.

Not a single slug or bug.

[Jay] Come on, you guys!

Come on, bugs, let's go!

[indistinct chatter]

I will go out and find some new friends.

Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen.
Ready or not, here I come.

-Hey, you didn't finish counting.
-[Jay] Start running!

Um...

Hi, hello, I should, uh, introduce myself.

I am...

[sighs]

The days went by and I still hadn't made
any friends, but then...

-[Jay] Throw the ball, Crick.
-[Buzz] Throw it!

[Crick] I'm just calculating
the trajectory.

...I heard you playing
right outside my door,

and I knew this had to be the day.

Um...

Hello. Huh?

[yelling]

[shrieks]

[Walter grunting]

What is that?

I think it's, uh... an egg-man.

-What's an egg-man?
-[Walter] No, I'm not-- I'm not-- I'm...

It looks like he might explode.
Quick. Everyone hide.

[Walter] No need to be afraid.

I'm-- I'm very friendly.

Did he just hatch?

My name is-- Whoa!

I don't think he hatched,
but I don't know if he's safe.

You might be right. Stay back.

[Walter] Oh, my. What an embarrassment.

I was so sad, Buzz.

I felt like everyone was laughing at me.

I needed to find some courage.

Great Uncle Tusk, help.

[emcee] We consider it polite
to please turn your headsticks down.

-How do you feel, Uncle Tusk?
-I feel... very nervous, but it's okay.

You have to grab life by the tusks

and go and declare who you are
to the world.

Whatever is unique about you...

is the thing
that is most wonderful about you.

[emcee] Shortly, we will hear
a performance

-from the great Uncle Tusk.
-Always be yourself. Always be brave.

Which is hard sometimes.

You are Walter Walrus.

You and me share
the same surname, Walrus.

We come from a long line
of brave walrus slugs.

Remember, if you believe in who you are,
people will love you.

It's time to go out there.

[applause]

[emcee] Lady beetles and gentle bugs...

He's right.
It's time to show them who I am.

I am a walrus.

My name is Walter Walrus.

I am a Walrus.

♪ I am he as you are he ♪

♪ As you are me
And we are all together ♪

[laughing] Awesome!

-♪ I am the egg-man ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

-♪ They are the egg-men ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ I am the walrus ♪

♪ Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob ♪

♪ See how they fly like Lucy in the sky ♪

♪ See how they run ♪

♪ I'm crying ♪

♪ I'm crying ♪

♪ I'm crying ♪

♪ I'm crying ♪

-♪ I am the egg-man ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

-♪ They are the egg-men ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ I am the walrus ♪

♪ Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob ♪

♪ Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob, g' joob ♪

♪ Sitting in an English garden ♪

♪ Waiting for the sun ♪

♪ If the sun don't come ♪

♪ You get a tan from standing
In the English rain ♪

-♪ I am the egg-man ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

-♪ They are the egg-men ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ I am the walrus ♪

♪ Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob ♪

-♪ I am the egg-man ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

-♪ They are the egg-men ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ I am the walrus ♪

♪ Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob ♪

♪ Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob, g' joob ♪

[Walter chuckles]

[all scatting]

Welcome home.

Okay, Jay and Buzz, time to get Walter.

Let's go!

-Where are you taking me?
-Get ready, Walter.

It's time to see... your new home!

[gasps]

-Awesome, huh?
-Oh, my.

It's so nice to have friends.

[laughs] It's group hug time.

-I'm squashed.
-Can't... breathe.

Goggles cracking!

[grunting]

And that's how I became your friend.

I had forgotten.

Well, we will be friends forever

and remind each other
to always be ourselves.

That's the bestest reminder
to remember.

Buzz, Walter, we were
looking everywhere for you.

Come and play with us.

Walter was just reminding me
about the day we met him.

Huh. I remember. That's when you became
one of our bestest friends.

Now let's go play.

[indistinct chatter]

That pod's got my name all over it, Kumi.

Only if you spell your name with a K.

[grunting]

-Yours!
-K for Katter!

[grunts, then groans]

I love me. Yes, no surprise there.

I love me a lot. [chuckles]

Um, I know as part of the goalpost,
I'm not really supposed to help, but...

look behind you!

Take your best sh*t, Katter.
I'm ready. I'm so ready.

-I've never been more ready. I'm--
-[grunts]

[yelling]

So, not quite ready enough. [sighs]

-Awesome goal, Katter.
-The awesomest!

Uh, yeah, Katter, you were, like,
totally amazing.

Morgs, did you say something?

Oh, just that you were awesome.

I mean, as a goalpost, heh,
I get to see lots of goals,

-but that one was really--
-Morgs! Stop!

-Sorry. I was b-b-blabbering on.
- No, no, no! Look.

[yelling]

Whoa! Bulldog, stop.

Come on. It's me, Morgs.

Uh, come on, Bulldog, come on.

You know I'm not a real stick.

[muffled]

Yuck.

[all] Morgs! Morgs! Morgs!
Where are you?

Over here.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

[gasps] He's over there!

Actually, I'm right... [sighs] here.

[Jay] Oh, there he is!

[chuckles] Hey, buddy, are you okay?

Oh, come on. I'm over here.

[all] Huh?

Oh, Morgs.

I just want to extend
my sincerest apologies

that we didn't see
where you really were.

Morgs, are you all right?

I-I'm fine, yeah, but I, uh, I need
to be, um, somewhere else. [grunts]

Still fine, yep, but don't worry about me.

All good.

Doesn't anyone realize
I'm an actual bug?

I am not a stick. I am a bug!

[sighs]

Katter probably thinks
I am a total loser.

Why wouldn't she?

I mean, that's probably
what everyone thinks.

♪ I'm a loser ♪

♪ I'm a loser ♪

♪ And I'm not what I appear to be ♪

♪ Although I laugh
And I act like a clown ♪

♪ Beneath this mask
I am wearing a frown ♪

♪ My tears are falling
Like rain from the sky ♪

♪ Is it for her
Or myself that I cry? ♪

♪ I'm a loser ♪

♪ And I lost someone
Who's near to me ♪

♪ I'm a loser ♪

♪ And I'm not what I appear to be ♪

♪ What have I done
To deserve such a fate? ♪

♪ I realize I have left it too late ♪

♪ So it's true
Pride comes before a fall ♪

♪ I'm telling you
So that you won't lose all ♪

♪ I'm a loser ♪

♪ And I lost someone
Who's near to me ♪

♪ I'm a loser
And I'm-- ♪

You're not a loserer, Morgsie.

Buzz? Did you hear all that?

Mmm. Everyone did.

Embarrassment times a billion.

[sighs] Sorry, Morgs.
We never realized how you felt.

-Why didn't you just tell us?
-Oh, my belly-ness!

Don't you see?
He doesn't have your confidence, Jay.

What's conshi-dence?

It's kind of feeling good
about yourself, I guess.

And I don't even have the confidence
to talk to my oldest bestest friend.

You mean Katter?

Mm-hm.

We had so much fun back
when she was a caterpillar,

but now she's this... amazing butterfly.

And I'm still a loser stick.

Oh, you poor thing.

We are going to fix this for you.

By the end of today,
you will be the most confident stick--

-[grumbles] Bug in the entire garden.
-Really?

-But how will you?
-Shh.

-Not another word. We've got this. Okay?
-Mm-hm.

Whoa! And jumping Jay goes
for the full 360 kick flip.

[grunts, then whoops]

-Your turn, Morgs.
-Me?

But, uh, what's skateboarding
got to do with confidence?

Everything. Come on, give it a try.

[chuckles]

-[both] Ooh!
-[Morgs groans]

Has he got conshi-dence now?

Ta-da!

[Crick] Whoa. Wings?

But I don't--

So, Morgs gets nervous with Katter
because of her amazing wings.

But if Morgs had, like,
amazing wings too, then...

-He'd be more, um, confident?
-Right.

-So, can you build them, Crick?
-Well, uh, let's find out.

I don't think I can do this.

Of course you can. It's easy--

-Easy peasy!
-Shh!

All you have to do is skate over there
and say, "Hey, Katter," and that's it.

I just skate over and say, "Hey, Katter."

"Hey, Katter." "Hey, Katter."

"Hey, Katter." "Hey, Katter."

Ka-- Ka-- Yeah.

Oh, well, here goes.

[grunting]

Uh, hey... Katter.

Can't stop! [yells]

[thudding]

[grunting]

[Katter] Morgs?

-And I can actually fly in these?
-Don't worry.

You'll fly like a...

Like a butterfly.

I can't wait to see the look
on Katter's face.

Let's go!

[Crick] Uh...

Just don't fly too high. Or too low,
or too fast or too slow.

Launching now!

[screaming]

Oh, no! He's crashed.

[Morgs laughing]

Yeah! Whoo!

-You did it, Crick.
-Oh... [chuckles]

Wow. This is so amazing. Hey, Katter!

How do you like my new look, huh?

Wha--

-Whoa!
-Uh-oh.

[yelling]

Morgs, are you...?

All under control.

[screaming]

[both] Oh!

[sighs] Well, I guess that proves it.
I'm just a loser.

[Kumi] Can you reach it, Jay?

[Jay] Come on, come on.

My arm isn't quite...
[grunts] long enough.

Sorry.

We'll just have to find you
a new pod, Buzz.

But that one's my favorite-est.

Hum, could I have a try?

Almost.

[all groaning]

Almost.

[grunts] Got it.

[gasps] You're the bestest, Morgsie!

[all cheering]

It must be so cool,
being a stick bug, I mean.

Cool? Me?

Well, yeah.
You get to be all kinds of things.

A goalpost, or a snow shovel.

A pod retriever.

You're like a gizmo gadget
of all different kinds of awesome.

Really?

-And you think that's cool?
-Yeah, yeah.

Helping your friends out
is definitely cool.

[all] Yeah.

Wow.

I never thought of it like that.

Okay, bugs, let's move it along.

-Time for kickoff.
-[Katter] Hey, wait, wait, wait.

Morgs saved the pod,
so why don't we let him pick the game?

-Yeah, sounds good!
-We can do that.

Sure. What do you wanna play?

You know, don't you?

One, two, three, four...

five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten, 11...

Morgs, you are so amazing at this.

I mean, you're like--
You're like the king of hide-and-go-seek.

-[Kumi] ...seventeen, 18, 19, 20.
-I love this game. [chuckles]

-[Kumi] Ready or not, here I come!
-[sun chuckles]

Hmm.

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪