04x02 - Pretend Friend/Beddy Day for Daddy/Chunk Squarey

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at PLAYING]

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-ALL: Howdy

-Hooray
-ALL: Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

ALL: He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-ALL: Howdy

-Hooray
-ALL: Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-ALL: And in the land of curves and curls
-He's the swellest kid

ALL: The swellest kid around

-Whee!
-[HORN HONKING]

Hmm. Have seventy-teen?

[SNORES, WHIMPERS]

Nokey-dokey.

Fish. Fish.

Spot turn.

[SNORES]

Spot turn.

[YAWNS, SNORES]

[HORN HONKING]

Olie! Olie! Olie! Go fish, fish?

Sorry, Zow, can't play now.

Dad's going to help fix up my paddle car.

[SNORES, WHIMPERS]

Twisterator. Gyro torque-a-scope.

Wing bolt.

Sponge.

-[EXHALES]
-[HORN HONKING]

Something wrong with the magnetron?

No. I'm just setting it
to help me unstain the stain

I got on Mom's bowling shirt.

-Yikes!
-[HORN HONKING]

-That bad, huh?
-Uh-huh.

I'm going to combine the invisiblelator
with the redecoralator

and make the stain disappear

-before Mom sees it.
-[MACHINE BEEPING]

There, that should do it.

Why don't you stand behind me, Olie?
Just to be safe.

[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]

-[GASPS]
-Mm.

I guess I didn't put enough vis
in the Invisiblelator.

Well, Olie, how's about I fix
that car horn

before I do any more tinkering?

-Olie?
-OLIE: Yeah, Dad?

Olie, where are you?

OLIE: Right behind you, Dad.

[SCREAMS] Olie! Jumping Jupiters.
The magnetron has made you invisible.

Invisible! Neato!

Don't worry, Olie.
I'll fix everything lickety-split.

I just have to recalibrate
the reversealator.

Refoculate the invisiblelator and change
the lens and tighten the bulb.

-[CAR ENGINE REVS]
-OLIE: I'll be right back.

-[SNORES]
-[OLIE BOINGS]

Huh?

Huh?

[GROWLS]

[OLIE CHUCKLING, BOINGS]

-[OLIE CHUCKLING]
-[GROWLING]

-Huh? [BARKS]
-[OLIE BOINGS]

[SNIFFS]

Huh?

-[OLIE CHUCKLING]
-[GRUNTS]

[SNIFFLES, SOBS] Nobody play with Zowie.

[BALL BOUNCING]

-Bouncy! Bouncy! Bounce!
-[OLIE BOINGS]

-[LAUGHS] Pretend friend. Pretend friend.
-[OLIE BOINGS]

-Huh?
-[OLIE BOINGS]

[EXCLAIMS]

-Pretend friend make Zowie fly.
-[OLIE BOINGS]

[ZOWIE LAUGHING, EXCLAIMING]

-[LAUGHS]
-Hey, Zowie, have you seen Olie?

We're going to play
some boinky ball today.

Olie not here.

Oh, he must have forgot.

Billy play pretend friend?

No thanks, Zowie. [SIGHS]
I was going to show Olie

my superty-doopiter Billy Bevel
box sh*t I invented.

-[SIGHS]
-Billy show pretend friend?

No thanks, Zowie.
Pretend friends aren't real.

They're just, um, pretend.

Pretend friend play fun, fun, funny.

Pretend friends are okey-dokey
for little kids,

not big box like me.

-[CHUCKLES] Look.
-Huh?

Pretend friend make picture.

Huh? Is this some kind of a Olie trick?

[GASPS] Pretend friend make Billy.

Pretend friends aren't real, Zow.
Besides, I don't have a red nose.

-[GIGGLES]
-Hey, how'd you do that?

See, Billy, pretend friend!

There's no such thing as a pretend friend.

-Whoa!
-[LAUGHS]

Pretend friend fun, fun, funny. [CHUCKLES]

Uh-huh. I think I found the problem.

This should get things
back to normal around here.

[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]

Oh. This really isn't my day.

-Now Billy play Zowie?
-I was going to play with Olie.

Billy play boinky Zowie?

I could but you'd be no match

for my superty-doopiter
Billy Bevel box sh*t.

You're just a little kid.

Billy play Zowie and pretend friend.

I told you, Zowie,

there's no such thing as a pretend friend.

-Billy Bevel has the ball.
-Pretend friend real.

He's going to sh**t his superty-doopiter
Billy Bevel box sh*t. [GRUNTS]

-[EXCLAIMS] Boinky! Boinky! Boinky!
-Hey, how'd that happen?

Friend, friend, friend.

[GASPS]

Whoa!

-[OLIE BOINGS]
-[LAUGHS]

-[LAUGHS]
-Wow! You've sure been practicing.

-Friend, friend, friend.
-[GASPS]

Win. Win. Win. [LAUGHS]

That was amazing.

That was even better

than my superty-doopiter
Billy Bevel box sh*t.

[GROANS]

There, that ought to do it.

[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]

Just a bad bolt in the invisiblelator.

I must have had a screw loose
not to notice.

Olie, are you still invisible?

-Pretend friend makes Zowie fly.
-[OLIE BOINGS]

[LAUGHS, EXCLAIMS]

Olie. I knew it was you all along.

I told you, Zow,
there's no pretend friends.

Olie pretend friend?

I'm not just a pretend friend, Zow.

I'm your real-life friend.

Olie real friend! Oh.

Olie, there you are.
Okey dokey, you're back to normal.

Now I just have to get Mom's shirt clean
and then I'll fix your car.

Now that you're visible,

I'll show you my superty-doopiter
Billy Bevel box sh*t.

-You're on.
-[BILLY GRUNTS]

Air Billy's winding up the box sh*t.

Pretend friend! Pretend friend!

-[ZOWIE LAUGHS]
-Huh?

PERCY: Olie, could you go get your mom?

I think it's time
to tell her about the shirt.

Okey dokey.

[GASPS] Pretend Daddy! [GIGGLES]
Pretend Daddy!

-[PERCY CHUCKLES]
-[LAUGHS]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[PERCY SNEEZING]

Oh, that was a doozy of a sneeze.

[SNEEZES]

-[DOOR OPENS]
-Oh, are you okey-dokey, snookums?

Sounds like you have a touch
of the sneezies.

Oh, it's nothing.

[SNEEZES]

POLINA: You are under the weather, hon.

Poor Daddy.

I'm fine, you two.

-Honest.
-No, you're not. You have a cold.

It's beddie day for you.

-Oh, but... but, sweetums...
-Nah-uh-uh.

-No ifs, ands or buts.
-Daddy, beddie day for Daddy.

How's about looking after Daddy, Zow,
while I'm off running errands?

Okey-dokey, Mommy. Zowie watch Daddy!

-[GIGGLES]
-[GIGGLES]

Oh, stay in beddie?

I no can do.
I got loads of chores to... to do.

[GROANS, SNEEZES]

[GROANS]

Uh, uh, uh, Daddy. Beddie day for Daddy.

Oh. I just need a few things
to keep me busy.

[PERCY SNEEZES]

Me get, Daddy. You stay beddie.

[SNEEZES]

ZOWIE: Hmm.

Fun, fun, fun!

[PERCY SNEEZES, SNIFFS]

Thanks, Zowie. [CHUCKLES] Let's see.

A baby dolly, some crayons,
a coloring book.

That's not quite what I had in mind, Zow.

But, you know, I could sure use a snack.

Okey-dokey, Daddy. Me get.

Uh, Zow, I was thinking about
a big person's snack.

[PERCY SLURPS]

ZOWIE: Oh, okey-dokey.

[SNEEZES]

ZOWIE: Woo-hoo, snacky time.

Daddy gots sneezies. Beddie day for Daddy.

Daddy need snackies.

[GIGGLES]

More! More! More! More! More! More!

More! More! More!

-Yay! [LAUGHS]
-[PERCY SNEEZING]

Daddy...

[SNIFFS] Uh, well, you... you see, Zowie,

-I was so hungry I... I just had to...
-Me got snackie.

Daddy.

-[PERCY SNEEZING]
-[MACHINE WHIRRING]

Hmm?

Daddy no stay. Me need help.

-Woohoo? Me need help!
-Uh-oh.

[TOYS SQUEAKING]

[TOYS SQUEAKING]

Hmm.

Daddy sneezy.
We all need take care of him.

Okey-dokey?

[TOYS SQUEAKING]

[GASPS] Daddy. Where you go?

-[TOYS SQUEAKING]
-Hmm.

[CHUCKLES] Now I can get my chores done.

[SNEEZES]

Daddy? Bad Daddy.

[TOYS SQUEAKING]

[SNEEZES]

-[TOYS SQUEAKING]
-Uh-huh? Oh. Uh, hello, there.

-[TOYS SQUEAKING]
-Shh.

-[TOYS SQUEAKING]
-Oh.

-[TOYS SQUEAKING]
-Uh, uh, uh.

[SNEEZES]

-[GROANS] But, Zowie.
-No buts, Daddy. Back to beddie.

[SNIFFLES]

[SNEEZES]

[SNEEZING]

[SNIFFS] Thanks, Zowie.

You're welcome. What else Daddy need?

[SNIFFS] Uh. Um. Uh, how about a blankey?

[GASPS] Blankey, Blankey. Okey-dokey.

Oh, well. Got to leave
my chores for today.

I'll just have to stay put.

Oh, no! The All-Around-The-Galaxy
Mini putt-putt tournament on telly today.

Oh, I can't miss that.

[SNIFFS]

-[TOYS SQUEAKING]
-[GROANS]

-Hmm.
-[TOY SQUEAKING]

-Uh-oh.
-[TOY SQUEAKING]

[EXHALES]

-[GASPS]
-[BOING]

-[BOING]
-Oh.

-[BOING]
-Hmm.

Huh? Oh.

ZOWIE: Okey-dokey, Daddy.
Me got blankey for you.

[GASPS] Where Daddy?

Bad Daddy.

-[TOYS SQUEAKING]
-Now where you go, Daddy?

[CHUCKLES]

Yes. Time to watch mini putt-putt.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]

[SIGHS]

[INHALES]

Oh, no, not sneezies. Not now.

[PERCY SNEEZES]

-ZOWIE: Daddy?
-Oh.

No, Daddy. Bad Daddy.

[SNIFFS] I know and I'm sorry.

It's just no fun having the sneezies.

[SNIFFS] All I want to do
is watch mini putt-putt on telly.

Oh. Okey-dokey, Daddy.

[SNIFFS]

[SNORES]

-[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING OVER TV]
-[SNORES]

So. How's our sneezy patient, Zow?

-Shh.
-[PERCY SNORES]

Zowie taking good care of Daddy.

Daddy sleeping.

[SNORES, SNEEZES]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[PERCY SNORES]

-[BIKE ENGINE REVVING]
-[TIRES SCREECHING]

[EXCLAIMS]

Oh, baby, baby let's twirl

Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Huh?

-Move over, rover, your boredom's over.
-Oh... [CHUCKLES] ...howdy, Gizmo.

[CHUCKLES] Can't say I was exactly bored.

A one and a two, and a one, two, three.

[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]

GIZMO: Oh, yeah!

-It's Chunk Squarey!
-It's Chunk Squarey!

-Whoo!
-Whoo!

Come on, everybody, whirl to the twirl

Huh?

If you're round or square, I don't care

Come on spin like a top
And don't you stop...

-What is all that racket?
-Dad. It's "The Twirl."

"The Twirl." Well, I can see that
but what exactly is "The Twirl?"

-It's a song.
-And a dance.

Hey, little brother,
get your gadgets in gear.

"The Twirl's" the hottest new craze
in Polieville.

It's the groovy new sound

from the interplanetary, supersonic,
sock-hop sensation Chunk Squarey.

Yeah, Dad, chunk's the coolest cat around.

He's from the planet Cubie, just like me.

A square bot doing a round dance.
[CHUCKLES]

Don't that stick corners on your curves?

Whoa.

Hmm. Well, doesn't seem like

it's the kind of thing
to get a whole planet going.

Well, feast your peeps on telly tonight.

Chunk's live on Polieville-a-Go-Go.

You'll see what we mean.
Until then, follow the Giz.

He's where the twirling is.

-[GIZMO EXCLAIMING]
-KIDS: Yay!

Well, I don't know about this twirling.

-Seems kind of discombobulated.
-[DOORBELL RINGING]

-Well, who is... Whoa! [EXCLAIMS]
-Hey, there, daddy-o.

I knew a Rolie hepcat like yourself
couldn't be as square as you seem.

Well, 'course not. I... [LAUGHS]
...I'm hardly square at all.

Of course not.
I heard Chunk Squarey playing

and couldn't help
spinning by for a quick twirl.

-Oh, the, uh, spinning thing, hmm?
-BAXTER: Bingo, daddy-o.

Don't it make your dice roll?

Well, I certainly haven't heard
anything like it before.

You know,
he's on Polieville-a-Go-Go tonight.

-I heard.
-Be there and be square. [LAUGHING]

COMMENTATOR: He's got a ten-foot
mini putt-putt putt to win the tournament.

-[KIDS LAUGHING]
-Time for Polieville-a-Go-Go.

[SONG PLAYING]

BILLY: And Chunk Squarey.

Cubular bot with the Rolie round sound.

[CLEARS THROAT] I was kind of watching
the final hole

of the mini putt-putt championship
of the whole galaxy.

[RECORD SKIDS]

Sorry, Mr. Polie.

You don't want to watch
Chunk Squarey, Dad?

-Well...
-ZOWIE: Twirl, twirl, do the twirl.

-[ZOWIE LAUGHING]
-[SIGHS]

Oh, it was just a silly
old mini putt-putt championship.

Go ahead and watch your show.
I've got some tinkering to do.

[ALL CHEER]

-[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING OVER TV]
-Twirl. Do the twirl.

Shh. It's on.

ANNOUNCER: Now here he is,
the square superstar,

the cubic wonder,
six sides of solid soul,

-Chunk Squarey.
-Oh, yeah! Whoo!

Come on, everybody, whirl to the twirl

If you're round or square I don't care

Come on spin like a top and don't you stop

Just whirl, whirl
Do the twirl, yeah, baby

Baby, let's twirl

All you square cats and round bots.

I want to introduce
the original king of the whirl.

The man who helped
put some curl into my cube

-Uncle Gizmo Polie.
-[EXCLAIMS]

ALL: Uncle Gizmo!

-On Polieville-a-Go-Go?
-With Chunk Squarey?

-So what do you say, Giz?
-I say, do the twirl.

-It's out of this world.
-POLINA: Hey, kids, did you hear?

-Chunk Squarey is on telly tonight.
-And Uncle Giz is with him.

Well, I'll be a whirling wing nut.

[BOTH EXCLAIMING]

[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]

Let's twirl

Where's Dad? He's missing Gizmo.

Let's twirl

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Let's twirl

Whoa! [CHUCKLES]

Whoa! Whoa!

-Oh. [CHUCKLES]
-Hey, you smooth hunk of steel...

-Want to twirl a rug?
-Oh, golly.

Let's twirl

[SNORES]

I think I whirled my flywheel loose.

I couldn't twirl another turn
if you tied me to an axle.

-[BIKE HORN HONKING]
-That must be Giz.

-Oh, and he's playing our song.
-[SONG PLAYING]

Uncle Gizmo.

[GASPS]

Heighdy-hi and hello-de-ho.

-[CHUNK TRILLING]
-Chunk Squarey.

Wowie.

Pretty nifty dance you got there, Chunk.

How'd you come up with such a wacky idea?

You mean, what made a square cat like me
go and invent a Rolie round dance?

I just threw my heart into it
and the rest followed.

Well, 'scuse me, Mr. Chunk.

I have a friend who'd really, really
like to meet you.

He's from planet Cubie, just like you.

Sounds like he's right up my block.
Point the way.

We'll be right back.

Let's twirl

[SCREAMS] Baxter, Billy, come quick.
It's Chunk Squarey.

-Wow!
-Get low, daddy-o.

Come on, everybody, whirl to the twirl

If you're round or square, I don't care

Come on spin like a top and don't you stop

Just whirl, whirl
And do the twirl, yeah, baby

Yeah, baby, let's twirl

-Yeah, baby, yeah, baby, let's twirl
-Daddy's got to have new shoes*

-Groovy
-Yeah, baby

Baby let's twirl

Oh! Yeah.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]