03x13 - Cool It!/Polie Pests/Camp Out

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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03x13 - Cool It!/Polie Pests/Camp Out

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

Ow! Ow! Ow!
Oh! Ow! Whoa-hoo! Oh! Ow!

Ow! Oh!

[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

It's so hot, it feels like my shoes

are going to weld to the sidewalk.

[HORN HONKING]

Demon Saturns!

It's so hot!

Oopsy-daisy!

[PERCY LAUGHING]

It's so hot, you could fry an egg
on the sidewalk?

[GIGGLING]

Breakyfast! Breakyfast!

Oh! Guess I better get a broom.

Or a spatula.

[ENGINE WHIRRING]

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

Huh?

[SPUTTERING CONTINUES]

[ENGINE STOPS]

Whose turn is it

to restart the leaf blower?

Yours.

I think it's yours.

I started it the last time.

Well, I got the blower
in the first place.

You're closer.

-Am not.
-Are, too.

Sounds like somebody's
getting hot under the collar.

I'm too hot to move.

Me, too.

I think maybe you two need to cool it.

We can't.

It's too hot.

You got to take your mind off the heat.

If you want to be cool,
you got to think cool.

But how?

Hmm. I'll think of something
to cool us all down.

Just need a little Polie know-how.

What's it going to be, Dad?

You'll see.

Man the faucet!

Ready?

Ready?

Go!

All systems go!

Stand back, everybody!

That she blows!

It worked.

What is it?

It's an ice-skating rink.

Whoa-oh-oh!

We're going to have ourselves

A slippery, slidey, Winterfest party!

-Yay!
-Yay!

Huh?

[YELPS]

[SLURPING]

[YELPS]

[YELPING]

Hang on, spot!

I'll get you.

Whoa! It's really slippery.

Whoa! Whoa!

POLINA: I'll get you, Olie!

[LAUGHING]

Wow, Mom, that was neato!

Dad and I were Polieville
doubles ice-skating champs.

Ice-skating!

That's really cool!

Skatey! Skatey! Skatey!

[ZOWIE LAUGHING]

Whee!

It's skating time!

-Yay!
-Yay!

Olie Dekes left!

Passes to Billy!

Billy cuts right,
and drops the puck to Olie!

Slap sh*t!

He scores!

Oops!

Sorry, Mr. Snowy goalie.

Hang on a sec.

Hmm!

[ALL CHEERING]

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: Wow!

[ALL CHEERING]

ALL: Wow!

[CHUCKLING]

Hey-yup!

Whee!

[LAUGHING]

Hey!

Wow!

Looks like the old, slippery, slidey

Winterfest party is coming to an end.

Ohh.

It sure was an extra-fun day.

It sure was.

You were pretty smooth

on those skates, Sweetums.

Oh, you weren't
so bad yourself, slick. Oh!

Gee Willikers!

You were right, Mr. Polie.

We even forgot all about the heat wave.

We just had to think cool.

[WIND BLOWING]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

Brrr!

It's getting kind of chilly out here.

Brrr!

Zowie cold.

Me, too.

I'm freezing.

What are we going to do?

We have to take our minds off the cold.

If we want to be warm,
we got to think warm.

Ah! Now, this is thinking warm.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Heave, ho!

-Oh!
-Oh!

[CHUCKLING]

Oh, golly, gee!

That was as stubborn as a...

As a...

As a weed.

[SLURPING]

Boy, Olie, your parents

sure look like they're having fun

doing their chores.

They like to garden.

How come?

Beats me.

I never want to do chores.

Pollie?

Hey, Mr. Polie.

How come you like working

in the garden so much?

Well, I guess I don't
think of it as work, Pollie.

It's fun taking care of things

and watching them grow big and beautiful.

We started the garden
with little, itty-bitty seeds.

Now it's all grown up.

But it looks like so much work.

Oh, it is, but when it grows up
healthy and strong and beautiful

it sure makes you feel good.

POLINA: Oh, my stars!

Something's been snacking on these leaves.

I've got to find the little critters

before they chomp the whole garden.

What kind of critters are they, Mom?

Some sort of bug-wuggies

with the green leaf munchies.

Hold on a sec.

This is a job
for Bugso Polie, bug detective.

And his sidekick.

Pollie Pi, private eye.

Don't worry, Mom.

We'll find out what kind of bugs have used

their mugs to munch
your plants and shrubs.

POLINA: Oh, my!

Could be dangerous.

That's all right.

Danger is my business.

Olie, look! A clue.

The bug-wuggies strike again.

POLINA: Oh, golly,
they're at the hedge, too.

Bug-wuggies with the green leaf
munchies were here

but they're gone.

I think I've spotted our perpetrators.

Yeah, they sure are
cute bug-wuggies, Olie.

Oh, my stars!

Those must be the bug-wuggies
we're looking for.

Good work, kids.

-Thanks.
-Thanks, Mom.

Let's move them out of here.

Okeydokey, but can we keep them?

Well, as long as you
make sure they stay out

-of the garden.
-Yes!

Which one do you want?

Hmm. The little square one.

Remember, if you're keeping them

it's going to take lots of work
to take care of them.

Hey, it tickles!

[GIGGLING]

OLIE: Olie-Fest drag race is underway.

It's Roundy and Inchy.

The first bug-wuggy
to the front door wins.

On your marks...

Get set...

Go!

Hey.

You took a wrong turn.

No, Inchy, the other way.

[PREPARING TO SNEEZE]

[SNEEZES]

OLIE: Come on, Roundy, this way.

There you go.

-Go! Go!
-Go, Inchy, go!

-Go! Go! Go!
-Go, Inchy!

BOTH: It's a tie!

Golly, Mr. Pollie

It sure is swell seeing you again.

Yes, indeed, Mr. Olie.

It's a pleasure indeed.

Mr. Olie

Your mustache is moving.

Mr. Pollie, your mustache is on your head.

[LAUGHING]

Where'd they go?

How's about a cool glass
of lemonade, you two?

[LEMONADE POURING]

OLIE: There they are!

Ooh!

[CHAIN SAW BUZZING]

Gee Willikers!

They sure are hungry.

Have you fed them?

-Uh, we forgot.
-We forgot.

I know your bug-wuggies
are fun to play with

but you need to take
good care of them, too.

What are you doing, Olie?

We're looking for an extra-special house

for our bug-wuggies.

Hmm...

How about this?

Thanks, Dad.

Perfecto!

Let's put in some lettuce,
so they'll have plenty of food.

And a little water dish,
so they have plenty to drink.

Here's some stuff
that you guys can play on.

POLLIE: How are you doing in there?

OLIE: Hey.

What are they doing?

Are they sick?

No.

They're curling up in their cocoons

for a little Rolie nap.

How long are they going to nap?

Hard to say. Could be days.

"Days"?

Why days?

'Cause inside those cocoons

those bug-wuggies are working real hard

to change into something beautiful.

The bug-wuggies are going to turn

into something beautiful?

Wait and you'll see.

In the meantime,
watch over them carefully.

Okeydokey.

Hey, Pollie.

Hi.

Did the bug-wuggies wake up yet?

No.

And they haven't eaten a thing in days.

[POLLIE GASPS]

Mom!

Roundy and Inchy are gone, Mrs. Polie.

Oh!

They must've changed.

[BARKING]

[GASPING]

They grew wings!

Wow!

They're so pretty.

You see?

With all that caring you gave them

you helped them grow
into beautiful butterflies.

You did a fine job.

[BARKING]

[LAUGHS]

Dad was right.

Taking care of something you like

doesn't seem like work.

It was just as fun caring for them

as it was playing with them.

I guess we should let them go now.

Good-bye.

We'll miss you

Even if you were bug-wuggies
with the green leaf munchies.

[CHUCKLES]

[BANJO PLAYING]

MAN: And, now, we return

to the thrilling outdoor adventures

Of Davy sprocket.

PERCY: Howdy, kids.

Whatcha watching?

-Davy sprocket.
-He lives in the woods.

Eats berries and nuts.

And knows more about the wilderness

than anybody.

[CHUCKLING] Is that so?

Well, I happen to know

a thing or two
about the wilderness myself.

Really?

You betcha.

When I was a little bot

I used to camp out in the woods
all by myself.

Did you make a tent
out of twigs and leaves

like Davy sprocket?

[LAUGHING] Not exactly.

I just put up trusty old Tenty.

Tent? We have a tent?

Can we camp out tonight?

I bet Pollie's mom and dad
will let her stay over.

-Please, please?
-Can we? Can we? Can we? Please.

Well, that sounds like fun to me.

We'll all camp out.

ALL: Yay!

[CHUCKLING]

My mom says I can sleep over.

[GASPS]

Golly, Gee Willikers!

Hi, Pollie.

Look at all the neat
camping stuff we found.

A good camper is a prepared camper.

We'll be ready for anything...

and here's old Tenty.

Isn't it, um, uh, kind of small?

Just wait and you'll see.

Hmm... There's a button here somewhere.

Uh, Dad, Is that it?

Oh.

All I have to do is give it a push and...

Whoa!

Dad?

[GROANS]

Yep. [CHUCKLES]

Good old Tenty works

just as good as he always did.

Whoa! [GRUNTS]

Whoo!

[PERCY CHUCKLES]

Wow!

Wow, what a tent!

Davy sprocket's got nothing on us.

All Righty, campers.

Have you got everything you need?

-Yes, Mrs. Olie.
-Yes, Mom.

[GRUNTING]

Here, Sweetums, let me give you a hand.

[GRUNTING]

Ooh!

Whoa!

[CRASHING]

-[CHUCKLES]
-Oh...

What've you got in there, peaches?

Oh, just a few
camping essentials, sweetums.

Canteen, lantern, mittens

blankets, boots,
raincoat in case it rains.

Shovel, my big camping book,
maps in case we get lost.

Soap, toothbrush, hair dryer...

Are you sure you need all that?

A good camper is a prepared camper.

[GRUMBLING]

Night-night, campers.

-Sleep tight.
-BOTH: Night-night.

[GRUNTING]

There.

Dad, there's no room for us.

Well, sure there is.

We just need
to do a little rearranging.

We can lose that.

Maybe if we put this here,
we can lose this.

Hmm. How'd that get in here?

Don't need that...

or that.

Hmm...

Uh, look, we can lose these.

[GRUNTING]

Okeydokey, that should do the trick.

[NIGHT BIRDS CALLING]

[OWL HOOTING]

Night-night, kids.

-Night-night.
-Night-night.

[TEETH CHATTERING]

What's that?

I don't know.

[CHATTERING CONTINUES]

[CHUCKLING]

My, uh, feet are a little chilly.

Dad... Your feet are sticking
out of the tent.

Oh, golly,
not very Davy Sprockety of me.

[CHUCKLES]

Guess I was a bit smaller
in my camp-out days.

-Okeydokey.
-[BOTH YAWNING]

Night-night.

[WIND BLOWING]

What's that?

Aw, just the wind.

Oh. [CHUCKLING]

Hmm.

[SNORING]

What about that?

I think that's just Housey snoring.

[SNORING CONTINUES]

[SPOT WHIMPERS]

PERCY: What's that sound?

That's Spot snoring.

Can't you go to sleep, Dad?

Well, sure I can.

Night-night.

[HICCUPING]

Olie?

Wasn't me.

Pollie?

It wasn't me.

Well, it wasn't me.

ALL: Then, who was it?

Whoa! Hang on!

[HICCUPING]

[HICCUPING CONTINUES]

OLIE: It's Tenty.

He's got the hiccups.

Well, I'll be.

POLLIE: If he keeps hiccuping

we'll never get to sleep.

Hmm, I've seen every episode
of Davy sprocket

And his tent never had the hiccups.

I thought I was prepared for anything.

I didn't prepare for this.

It's time to think on our feet.

Whenever I have the hiccups,
I stand on my head.

[HICCUPING CONTINUES]

[HICCUPS]

ALL: Aw...

I've got an idea.

[HICCUPING]

Three, two, one...

ALL: Boo!

[HICCUPS]

I thought we could
scare them out of Tenty.

Whenever I have hiccups,
I hold my breath

and count to ten.

ALL: One, two, three,

four, five, six...

Keep holding it, Tenty!

OTHERS: Eight, nine, ten.

Grab him!

[AIR ESCAPING]

-Whoa!
-[AIR ESCAPING]

No, no! Ooh!

[YAWNS]

I think that's cured him.

[YAWNING] Okeydokey.

Time for some shuteye.

I think I know a good place
to put Tenty up

where we can all get some sleep.

Is it very Davy Sprockety?

Very.

[SNORING]

[WHIMPERING]

[HORSE WHINNYING]
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