02x10 - Mission Invisible/Muscle Bots/Hypno-Eyes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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02x10 - Mission Invisible/Muscle Bots/Hypno-Eyes

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

Olie, I...

Oh, my! What a mess!

[WHISTLING A TUNE]

OLIE: Our mission, spy-bots,

should we decide
to take it,

is to sneak through
dangerous territory

to superspy-bot
headquarters

and get our comic books.

BILLY: You mean
our super-top secret

spy-bot manuals.

Righty-o, Billy-o.

Nab our top secret
spy-bot manuals

and make it back
to our secret stronghold

without being seen.

Without being seen?

You bet, Billy!

Prepare for
"Mission Invisible."

Righty-o, Olie-o!

[WHISTLES]

Up periscope!

Hmm...

[HUMMING AND MUMBLING]

Guard-bot in sight.

We'll have to take
the long way around.

[WHISTLING A TUNE]

MOM:
Drink, dumpling?

Sure, sweet-ums.

Coming right up.

[PANTING]

[SNIFFING]

Move out!

[BARKS]

No, spot...

[BARKING]

No, spot. Here, boy.

-Huh?
-[BARKING]

-Shh!
-[BARKING]

[BARKING CONTINUES]

[CHUCKLING]

Here, boy! Bring it here.

That's my boy.

Here you are, hon.

Have you seen Olie?

DAD:
Nokeydokey, dear.

Haven't seen curve
nor curl of him.

Well, if you see him,

tell him it's tidy up time.

[SIGHS]

Where are you going, Olie?

You heard Mom.

Got to tidy up my room.

But we haven't finished
the spy-bot mission.

We're halfway there.

Besides, your mom said
only if your dad sees you.

If we stay invisible,

we can finish the mission.

Okeydokey!
We'll stay invisible

just till we get
the comic books...

I mean, the secret manuals.

Spy-bots, move out!

MOM:
Spot, have you seen Olie?

[BOTH GASP]

Patrol right behind us!

Take cover!

Help! Olie!

[OLIE GRUNTING]

That was a close call.

Yeah.

The coast is clear.

Come on, let's go!

Oh, Olie?

Olie?

Here she comes.

Olie!

Hmm, those boys have disappeared
into thin air.

-[GASPS]
-[CLATTERING]

[BOTH GIGGLING]

This way.

Olie?

Olie?

Billy?

[SIGHING] Oh...

Oh! Hi, Silly-Billy!

[GIGGLES]

You can't see me.

I'm invisible.

[GIGGLES]

Olie lamp?

Shh! Zowie,
you can't see us.

We're invisible.

Okeydokey.

Billy, Olie invisible.

Zowie, have you seen Olie?

Uh-oh!

Zowie no see Olie and Billy

in living room.

Billy and Olie
invisible.

Olie and Billy are invisible?

Yeah!

Oh, I see... invisible.

DAD: Mmm, mmm!

Smells mighty tasty.

Any sign of Olie?

Nope.

Seems he's... invisible.

Hmm. Invisible, huh?

I know just the thing
to re-visible-ate him.

Olie! Billy! Cookies!

Yummy!

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

These are good.

Real good.

Hmm, they may be more invisible
than we thought.

The coast is clear.
Come on!

Mission accomplished!

Almost.

Maybe we missed someplace.

Let's look one more
time, sweet-ums.

No sign of him.

Let's keep looking.

MOM:
Well, I'll be!

Looks like our invisi-bots
made the mess invisible, too.

Where could they be now?

-The cookies are all gone.
-[OLIE AND BILLY GIGGLING]

Invisi-bots strike again.

If you see Olie,

tell him he did a fine job
tidying up his room.

If I see him, I sure will.

[CHUCKLING]

[GIGGLING]

We got comics,
we got cookies,

we got away!

Superspy-bot mission
accomplished.

Righty-o, Olie-o!

OLIE: Ten, nine,

eight, seven...

-[LABORED GRUNTING]
-...six...

Hang on, sweet-ums.

...five...

-Mommy, go! Mommy, go!
-OLIE: ...four...

DAD: You're almost done, hon.

OLIE: ...three...

ZOWIE: Mommy, go!

OLIE: ...two...

-Yay!
-...one.

-Yay, Mom!
-[WHISTLING]

You did it!

Ooh. The old vibro-tron is...

[VIBRATING]
Whoo...

Some workout. Whoo...

I'm all shook up.

Ah...

[BOTH VIBRATING]
Eh... Ooh...

Our new exercise program's
going to get the two of us...

[VIBRATING]
Eh... In tiptop shape...

[VIBRATING] Eh...

In no time.

[VIBRATING] Eh...

[GRUNTING]

Whoa! Dad, you're a muscle-bot!

All it takes is
a little exercise every day

to keep you fit and strong.

[GRUNTING]

Ooh!

Gee whiz!

Hmm.

MOM: Snap on the jog-ilators.

It's time for our hot-jiggety jog.

I'm right behind you.

Wow!

Your mom and dad
look like real muscle-bots.

You betcha!

With a little exercise,
we could be muscle-bots, too.

Here, we can start
with the vibro-tron.

-Ready?
-Ready.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

-Whoa...
-Whoa...

-Whoa...
-Whoa...

-Whoa...
-Whoa...

I feel stronger already.

We'll be muscle-bots
in no time.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

ZOWIE:
Me strong, too.

[GIGGLING]

BILLY: Sorry, Zow.

You're too little
to be a muscle-bot.

Me want to be
muscle-bot, too.

[GROWLING SOFTLY]

Hmm. Well, if you want
to be a muscle-bot like us,

you're going to have
to train with us.

BILLY: You'll be big and strong
in no time.

And one and two and three and four.

Now jumping jacks.

And now push-ups.

[GRUNTING]

That's easy!

You're doing it wrong.

[GIGGLES]

Come on, muscle-bots,
let's put it all together!

Dancie, dancie, dancie!

Whoa!

Round, round, round, round!

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

[GRUNTING]

I feel mighty strong!

Me, too. Feel my muscles.

Wow! Let's see
what we can lift.

Lifting stuff's going
to give us humungous muscles.

[GRUNTS]

A nine-bazillion-trillion
kazillion-pound asteroid is

about to crash into the planet.

But fear not.

The cubed crusader is here
to save the day.

[SIGHS]

I'm so strong,
I just saved the planet.

Thanks to our robo-jogging,
I've got legs of steel.

Wow.

Oh-oh.

Now it's a million-trillion-ton planet

and it's about to crash!

It's up to the Olie raider
to save it.

[GRUNTS]

Watch his muscles grow

as he spins an entire planet
on one finger.

[GROWLS]

[SPITS]

Oh! No heavy.

It ball, ball, ball!

No, Zowie, we're
pretending it's a planet.

A really heavy planet.

BOTH: We're the strongest!

Let's lift more stuff.

Yeah!

BILLY: Boy, we've picked up
just about everything.

ZOWIE: Olie strong. Billy strong.

You betcha, Zowie.

I'm doing the kibble curl.

And I'm doing the cushion press.

Hey, watch this.

[GRUNTS]

OLIE: All these exercising’s
made me hungry.

Yum, Polie pickles.

[GRUNTING]

Hey.

I guess it's up
to the cubed crusaders

to save the day one more time.

[GRUNTING]

Maybe if we combine
our musclebot power,

we can open it.

Definitely.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Me try. Me try.

No, Zowie. You can't open it.

You're too little.

Wait. Let's use
the jaws of steel.

[BARKING]

[BOYS AND DOG GRUNTING]

-Whew!
-[SIGHS]

Good heavens!
What's the hullabaloo?

Mom, dad,
you're both musclebots.

Can you open
the Polie pickle jar for us?

No problemo, Olie.

[GRUNTING]

Oh! Well, sure is stuck!

Let me give you a hand.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

This is one tough
Olie pickle jar.

There's not a musclebot
in the entire galaxy

who can get it open.

I guess we just have
to exercise some more.

[LAUGHS]

Come on, Musclebots,
let's get to it.

BOTH: Okeydokey.

Me mighty muscle picklebot.

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHS]

That's it. I'm all done.

You done, Billy?

[BELCHES] Uh-huh.

There isn't any more,
is there?

Oh, my.

This box of grits
has called it quits.

BOTH: Hooray!

Here you go, boys.

We did it, Billy,



Now we can send away
for the prize.

OLIE: Hypno-glasses.

BILLY: Wow.

All the box tops in there?

Every single one.

BOTH: Three, two, one.

Blast off!

There it goes.

Sure takes a long time to come back.

Can't wait to see
the prize.

Sure wish it'd get here.

[BOTH SIGH]

-Hooray!
-At last!

There it is.

BILLY: Come on!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Wahoo!

What are you waiting for, Olie?

Open it.

Okay, except they're supposed
to be awful powerful.

You open it.

Um, maybe we could
open it together.

Okeydokey.

On three.

One, two, three!

"All-powerful hypno-glasses.

"Hypnotize your friends,
your brother, your sister,

"your parents

"and even your pets.

"Have the whole round world
at your command."

Whoa...

BOTH: Wow!

OLIE: We better go somewhere
where we can try these out in secret.

[DRAMATICALLY]
I am the amazing Olie,

master of hypnosis.

Oh...

You are getting sleepy.

Sleepy!

Uh, no, I'm not.

Sorry.

Hmm.

You are getting really sleepy.

Uh, nothing's happening.

[YAWNING]

I wonder what's wrong.

Maybe I should try.

Okay.

Prepare to be astonished
by Billy the Magnificent.

You are getting sleepy.

Nope. Uh-uh. Nothing.

BILLY: Wait. How about...

Act like a chicken.

Nope, not a cluck.

They aren't working.

I wonder what we're doing wrong.

Maybe it's because
we know we're being hypnotized.

Yeah. We should try it out
on someone who doesn't know.

Yeah.

[CLUCKING]

[CROWING]

How about dad?

[SNORING]

Hey, dad.

[GASPS]

Are you awake, dad?

Now I am, Olie.

Okay, listen.

You are getting sleepy.

[YAWNS]

Gee, willikers,
you're right, Olie.

I am getting sleepy.

Wow, neat.

[EXHALES]

-It's working.
-[SNORING]

OLIE:
Yeah, yeah.

Let me try
something else.

You are a chicken.

[CLUCKING]

The glasses work!

It really work!

Wow, we're going
to rule the whole Olie universe.

[CLUCKING]

You are a gorilla.

[CHATTERING]

[LAUGHS]

Twirl like a botcopter.

Stomp like an elephant.

[TRUMPETING]

Oh-oh! He's out
of control, Olie!

Dad, stop! Wake up!

You're not hypnotized anymore!

Stop! Stop!

Huh?

[STAMMERING] Where am I?

What's all the hullabaloo? Ooh!

Why, I haven't the foggiest.

And I think I was hypnotized.

"Hypnotized"? Hmm.

Well, now that you're awake,
it'd sure be nice

if you tidied up this mess.

Don't worry, dad.

I got it under control.

I command you to think
the mess is all cleaned up.

Tidy time.

You are getting sleepy.

"Sleepy"? Me?

Don't think so.

I got to skedaddle.

It's my bowling night, you know?

How about lending
me a hand, boys?

Olie the amazing commands you
to clean up the mess.

Sorry, boys.

Hypno time is over.

It's tidy time.

-Okeydokey?
-Okeydokey.

I guess mom doesn't need
hypno-eyes to get us

to do what she wants.

[LAUGHS]

[BOYS SIGH]

Hey, Billy,
there's another prize.

Neato!
A secret decoder ring.

"Send top secret messages
to your friends

"that no one else can
figure out."

Wowee!

With the secret
decoder ring,

we could rule the whole
Polie universe.

Think the secret
decoder ring will work better

than our hypno-glasses?

You betcha!

[CLUCKING]

BOTH: Huh!
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