02x13, 14, 15, 16 - The Dancing Bug Badge/The Train Badge/The Pizza Badge/The Medicine Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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02x13, 14, 15, 16 - The Dancing Bug Badge/The Train Badge/The Pizza Badge/The Medicine Badge

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

NARRATOR: Happy,
isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Dancing Bug Badge.

[HAPPY CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[GURGLING]

NARRATOR: Ooh, I like
your new lawnmower, Duggee.

Woof!

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

Woof, woof!

SQUIRRELS: Huh?

Duggee looks funny.

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee.
What're you doing?

Woof, woof!

There's something
on your head.

Huh?

[MUSIC STOPS]

[SIGHS WEARILY]

Well, howdy doody do,
Squirrels?

My name's Billy,
and I'm a dancing bug.

[PLAYING BANJO]

Woah,
a dancing bug!

What're you doing
in our garden, Billy?

Well, let me
tell you, Squirrels.

I'm here to play
the Big Bug Ball.

[HORN TOOTING]

Ah! And here's my band
to help set it up.

[ENGINE REVVING]

[LOUD BANG]

Squirrels, let me
introduce you to my band.

-BILLY: We have Dilly...
-[EACH PLAYING INSTRUMENT]

-...Hilly, Gilly and Milly.
-[EACH PLAYING INSTRUMENT]

And together, we are
Billy and the Sillies.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

NARRATOR: Ooh, you've all
got the dancing bug now.

Wait a minute.

Hey, fellas.

Where's the equipment
for the Big Bug Ball?

Dilly, where's
all the lighting?

Hilly, where's
all the refreshments?

Gilly, what about
the stage?

And Milly, where on Earth
are the portable toilets?

What are we
gonna do now?

Everybody's coming
and we have no stage.

No nothing.

SQUIRRELS: Oh, no!

No Big Bug Ball?

NARRATOR: Don't worry,
everyone.

Woof!

NARRATOR: Duggee
knows what to do.

He has his Dancing Bug badge.

Well, why didn't
you say so?

Yee-haw!

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

Woof.

-NARRATOR: Tag, you're on light.
-Woof-woof!

- Norrie, you're on set design.
-Woof!

- Happy, refreshments.
-Water!

Woof, woof!

NARRATOR: Roly, Betty.
Stage-building, please.

[CHUCKLING]

And what are you
going to do, Duggee?

Woof-woof.

NARRATOR: Duggee is
going to cut the grass.

Oh.

[CHUCKLING]

This is going
to be hunky-dory.

[ENGINE REVVING]

BILLY: That dog's sure
got a handle on this.

[SINGING]

[HUMMING]

[CHUCKLES]

[WHISTLING]

Sillies, these Squirrels
need some music to help them wo.

And a one and a two,
and a one, two, three, four.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[TYRES SCREECHING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[SIGHS]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

A one, two, three, four.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, I think
our music sure helped.

SQUIRRELS: Yeah!
Who knew?

And just in time.
Here come the crowd!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Howdy doody do, bugs?

Now, let's get dancing!

ALL: [CHEERING] Yay!

[GUITAR STRUMMING]

♪ Now if you want to dance
Get in line

♪ Listen to our song
And you'll be fine

♪ Step to the left
Jump to the b*at

♪ Clap your hands
And shuffle your feet

♪ Step to the right
Turn around

♪ Clap your hands
And dance to our sound

♪ Step to the back
Make like a chicken

♪ Buk buk buk
And do some pecking

♪ Hop to the front
Take a bow

♪ Clap your hands
You know how

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

And again.

♪ Step to the left
Jump to the b*at

♪ Clap your hands
And shuffle your feet

♪ Step to the right
Turn around

♪ Clap your hands
And dance to our sound

♪ Step to the back
Make like a chicken

♪ Buk buk buk
And do some pecking

♪ Hop to the front
Take a bow

♪ Clap your hands
You know how ♪

ALL: [CHEERING] Yay!

Thank you,
Squirrels.

That was the best
Dancing Bug Ball ever!

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof!

[PANTING]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Dancing Bug badge

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

NARRATOR: Ah,
and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-Oh!
-HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We've got
our Dancing Bug badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

-Woof!
-BILLY: And again!

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING]

[TRUMPETING]

NARRATOR: Norrie!
Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Train Badge.

Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today?

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

What're you doing?

A-woof.

SQUIRRELS: Huh?

What is it?

NARRATOR:
This is Duggee's train set.

Ah, woof.

[TRAIN CHUGGING]

It's amazing.

NARRATOR: Yes,
Duggee thinks so too.

[MIMICS TRAIN WHISTLE]
Woof! Woof!

NARRATOR: Because he
has his Train badge.

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

[MIMICS CHUGGING]
A-woof, woof, woof...

It looks
really complicated.

NARRATOR:
Oh, yes, it is, Betty.

This took Duggee a long time
to put together.

DUGGEE: [MIMICS TRAIN WHISTLE]
Woof, woof!

Aww, did you make
these sheep, Duggee?

Huh?

These trees are springy.

-[BOINGS]
-[CHUCKLES]

[GASPS]

[CHUCKLES]

Er...

What do these bits do,
Duggee?

Woof, woof, woof.

Can it go faster?

[TRAIN WHIRRING]

[SQUIRRELS CHUCKLING]

[WHOOPING]

[DUGGEE SHRIEKING]

[TRAIN WHIRRING]

[DUGGEE EXCLAIMING]

NARRATOR: Yes, you have to be ae
bit careful, Squirrels.

But, it's a toy.

DUGGEE: Er, woof.

NARRATOR: It is a toy,

but it works exactly
like a real train.

See? Duggee
is picking up passengers.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIMING]

Signalling...

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIMING]

Reversing...

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIMING]

Collecting cargo...

[SQUIRRELS GROANING]

[MIMICKING TRAIN CHUGGING]

NARRATOR: Lovely
shunt work there, Duggee.

[MIMICKING TRAIN WHISTLE]

HENNY: Eighty-eight.

Eighty-nine. Ninety.

That sounds like Henny.

I wonder what she's doing.

-Shall we go and see?
-HENNY: Ninety-four.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Ninety-six.

Ninety-seven.

SQUIRRELS: Hello, Henny.
What're you doing?

Star jumps, Squirrels.

What are you doing?

We're just looking
at Duggee's train sets.

A train set?

What kind?

Er... Don't know.

[DUGGEE CLEARS THROAT]

Woof, woof.

Ooh, the Trans-Siberian TH3000?

That's a lovely model.

Do you have the Pullman
cross-track carriages too?

Woof.

With the wagon tippler?

[CHUCKLES] Woof.

I'm fond of the British
Hogland steamer myself.

Such beautiful curves.

Do you like trains
as well, Henny?

Ooh, yes.

Would you like to see
my model railway?

SQUIRRELS: Erm...

Woof!

[DUGGEE MIMICKING
TRAIN CHUGGING AND WHISTLE]

This is one of the first
West Lake Riviera models ever m.

And the only one
with double bogeys.

[EXCLAIMING]

Here, take a look.

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

Henny, can we play with it?

Ooh, you can't
play with it.

[SQUIRRELS GROANING]

You have to play in it.

All aboard!

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

Off we go!

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SQUIRRELS CHUCKLING]

-We're moving!
-We're moving!

Woof!

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

SQUIRRELS: Choo choo!

[SQUIRRELS CHUCKLING]

♪ Clickety clack
Clickety clack clickety clack

♪ Look at the hills

♪ Look at the track

♪ Look at the duck

♪ Look at it quack

♪ Clickety clack clickety clack

♪ Look at the snow
Look at the yak

♪ Look at the penguins
Their feathers all flap

♪ Clickety clack
Clickety clack clickety clack

-[WHISTLE BLOWING]
-Woof-woof!

♪ Look at the cows
Hear their bells jingle

♪ Look it's a castle
Look it's Lord Fingal

-Hello!
-[SINGING CONTINUES]

[SLOWING] ♪ Clickety clack
Clickety clack clickety clack

♪ Up the mountain
We travel so slow

More steam, Squirrels!

[HISSING]

-SQUIRRELS: Over the top!
-ROLY: Now...

Down we go!

♪ Clickety clack clickety clack

♪ Clickety clack clickety clack

♪ Look at the jungle
Look at the grass

♪ Ticket, King Tiger?
Yes, first class

♪ Clickety clack clickety clack

♪ Look it's a while
Look it's a shark

♪ Look it's a tunnel
It's very dark

♪ Clickety clack clickety clack

♪ Clickety clack
Clickety clack

♪ Out in the sunshine
The end of the track

♪ We've been on a train ride

♪ And now we've come back ♪

All change.
End of the line!

[SQUIRRELS GROANING]

Oh, what a lovely trip.

That was marvellous!

SQUIRRELS:
Thank you, Henny!

You're welcome.

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof!

[TRAIN CHUGGING]

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your Train badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah,
and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-Oh!
-NORRIE: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got
our Train badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[BELL RINGING]

[TRAIN CHUGGING]

[EXCLAIMING]

[NARRATOR LAUGHING]

[SCRATCHING VINYL]

-[HAPPY BEATBOXING]
-NARRATOR: Happy...

Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the pizza badge.

Hello Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today.

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee.
What you doing?

Woof, woof!

[SQUIRRELS GASPING]

You're making
pizza?

Woof! Woof!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

[CLOCK TICKING]

[DINGS]

Oh, I don't
like peppers.

I don't
like basil.

I don't
like onions.

TAG: I don't like
olives.

ROLY: I don't like
toppings!

Hmm.

Woof woof!

NARRATOR:
Good idea, Duggee.

Maybe you could make pizzas
that you do like, Squirrels.

But how?

Woof woof!

NARRATOR: Duggee can show you.

Because he has
his pizza badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

NARRATOR: First, you make
your pizza base,

add your sauce.

Then, you...

SQUIRRELS: Add your toppings.

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLING]

I made
a seaside pizza.

I made a pea soup
puddle pizza.

I made
a garden pizza.

I made
a potato pizza!

And I made
a Tag pizza!

NARRATOR: Wow! Those pizzas
look splendid, squirrels.

Now it's time to cook them.

[TIMER TICKING]

[DINGS]
Woof.

HAPPY: Mmm. Smells delicious.

ROLY: Let's eat!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

[HORSE WHINNYING]

Huh?

[SNORTS]

[GIGGLES] That horse wants
your pizza, Tag!

Mmm.

-[BEES BUZZING]
-Umm, would you like some pizza?

Yay!

[MONKEY GIBBERING]

NARRATOR: Looks like you're goig
to need a bigger over, Duggee!

Woof!

[DINGS]

Can I take
your order?

[CHIRPING]

Excelente.

First order,
Duggee.

Eh, woof!

How would you like your pizza, ?

[NEIGHING]

Good choice.

[DINGS]

Extra cheese,
please.

Ah, a bit la sante.

[DINGS]

[GIBBERING]

Ooh, ooh.

Aah!

[DINGS]

HAPPY: Bella!
NORRIE: Bella!

[DINGS]

We'll have that ready
pronto pronto!

[DINGS]

That's all the orders,
Duggee!

NARRATOR: Now, time
to make the pizzas!

Woof!

[WHIRRING]

[SPLAT]

SQUIRRELS: Finito!

Whose is this one?

That's easy!

I'll check
the orders.

Hey, where
have they gone?

[CHOMPING]

[SQUIRRELS GASPING]

Oh, no!

NARRATOR:
Don't worry, Squirrels.

We'll just match each pizza wio
we think would like to eat it.

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Which animal

likes apples?

[SNORTS]

I know.

Horse like apples.

[NEIGHS]

NARRATOR: Well done! Now,

which pizza next?

Who likes honey? Bees!

[BUZZING]

Who likes eating carrots?

Cool, man!

Rabbit!

Who likes
lots of bananas?

[WHOOPING]

Naughty monkey!

[WHOOPING]

Who would like
a really small pizza

with lots of
tiny seeds on it?

I know!

Bird!

[WHIZZING]

I'll leave it here!

Who ordered a stripy
licorice pizza?

Maybe a stripy animal!

[GIGGLES]

Ooh! I love licorice.

NORRIE: Who would eat
a pinky prawn pizza?

TAG: I know!

Your pizza, madam!

Pink! Perfect!

And last but not least,

your paper and tablecloth
pizza, sir!

No thanks, I'm full.

Really?

Nah, only kidding.

I'm starving.

Huh!

SQUIRRELS: Buon appetito!
[GIGGLING]

[CHOMPING]

NARRATOR: Your pizzas were
a roaring success, Squirrels.

Oh!
[PANTING]

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your pizza badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HORN HONKING]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

Aw!

Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLING]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
pizza badges!

ALL: Aw.

NARRATOR: Bye bye, everybody.

[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

NARRATOR: Oh, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Woof!

[LAUGHING]

NARRATOR: Happy,

isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Medicine Badge.

Hello, Squirrels!

I wonder what Duggee has planned
for you today.

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!
What you doing?

[HOARSE] Woof.

What did you say?

[WHEEZING]

What's the matter, Duggee?

Oh... Ah...

[GASPS] Duggee's lost
his voice.

Maybe he means
medicine.

Don't worry!

Duggee's got
his medicine badge!

He can tell us
what to do!

Oh...

[WATER DROPS]

Okay, Duggee!
We'll ask Frog!

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLING]

Frog, what will help Duggee
get his voice back?

Let's ask
someone else.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Bleh!

Come on, Duggee.

Let's go to your kennel so you n
have a little lie down.

Hmm...

Duggee, did I tell you

an ant is living on the seat
of my tricycle.

I have to walk
everywhere now.

Duggee's not
very well, Ladybird.

We don't know
what to do.

He can only go...

[WHEEZING]

Hmm.

My guess is tonsillitis.

Although it could be
strep-throat

or pharyngitis,
or laryngitis.

Perhaps even an issue
with the epiglottis.

I suggest he attempt to create
a muscular spasm

through the system
apparatus.

SQUIRRELS: Huh?

Tell him to...

Swallow!

[GULPS]

Well...

Wha...

It didn't work!

Now what was
I saying?

Oh, yeah.

It was really sunny
on my holiday.

The ground was all dry
and cracked.

[SIGHS]

Duggee needs to try
warming up his voice!

I do it myself
to help me sing

♪ Magnificently

As you can see.

♪ Copy me

SQUIRRELS: ♪ Eee

♪ Ba ba ba ba ba

SQUIRRELS: ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba

♪ Na na na na na

SQUIRRELS: ♪ Na na na na na

♪ Ba-rooh ba-rooh

♪ Ba-rooh ba-rooh♪

Brooh. Brooh.

Oh!

Duggee, have you ever
laughed so hard

mucous come
out of your nose?

Duggee can't speak?

That would make me
really angry!

Has he tried
shouting?

No!

Why didn't
I think of that?

Try shouting!

It's easy.

[FEEBLY] Aaah!

Woah.

I really thought
that would work.

Have you noticed,
Duggee

Gravy isn't grey,
it's brown!

The good old-fashioned cures
are the best!

He could put
butter on it!

Wear a potato peel hat.

Or have a bath
of porridge!

SQUIRRELS: Bath of porridge?

Hmm, that'd
probably fix it.

SQUIRRELS: Is it working,
Duggee?

[BUBBLING]

[WHEEZING]

[SQUIRRELS SIGHING]

Saturdays
are yellow

Sundays are green, and Mondays
are purple.

He should blow
his nose.

[BLOWING NOSE]

[WHEEZING]
Wha... Oh.

[SQUIRRELS SIGHING]

I hid my best crisp
for later, Duggee!

And now,
I can't find it!

He should do
some exercise!

[HEAVING]

Oh.

I find my crown
helps me to be heard.

Woof.

He must express himself
artistically!

Woof-woof!

Try flower power, man!

Eh.

Ice pack!

[CHATTERING]
HAPPY: Duggee,

I'm going to tell you all about
my cousin, Eric,

starting with
his pyjamas.

There's got to be
something we can do!

ALL: Hmm.

One time, Eric
was so thirsty

he drank a whole jug
of water!

[GASPS]

Oh, do you like
that story, Duggee?

You want me
to tell it again?

Uh!

One time, Eric drank...

[PANTING]

...a

whole

jug

of

water.

[PANTING]

You want
some water, Duggee!

[EXHALES]

Everyone!

I know what
Duggee needs!

SQUIRRELS: Water!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[SLURPS]

Ah!

♪ Woof woof woof
woof woof, woof woof ♪

NARRATOR:
Good work, Squirrels.

You made Duggee better!

Woof!
[PANTING]

[PANTING]
♪ Woof woof ♪

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your medicine badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HORN HONKING]

NARRATOR: Ah, and here are
your parents.

Just time for
one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

Aw!

Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLING]

We got our
medicine badges!

PARENTS: Aw.

NARRATOR: Bye bye, everybody!

[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Wha...
[SNEEZES]

NARRATOR: Oh, dear, Duggee.
[CHUCKLES]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey Duggee!
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