03x04 - New Friends and Old Enemies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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03x04 - New Friends and Old Enemies

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(Raining)

My poor brother.

We’ve completely lost him.

And Felldoh.

They’re probably doing the

same as us.

Swimming east towards the

sunrise.

And sooner or later, land.

Climb on to my back, missy.

You might get a better view.

(Grunting)

Any sign of them?

No.

But I think.

Yes, I can see land.

There’s land straight ahead.

I won’t believe it till these

here digging claws can scrape

it.

Well, you better warm them up

then.

Kick with your paws, Grumm.

Kick.

Skalrag.

Skalrag.

Be very still or you’re a

dead beast.

k*ll me and you’ll answer to

Skalrag.

I’m his spy.

Huh, I’d k*ll you anyway.

As you please, Captain.

But I have valuable information.

Like what, for instance.

Like the three prisoners in

your pit for instance.

They’ve escaped.

No beast could escape the

prison pit.

Then go and see.

If I’m lying, you can always

k*ll me later.

I’m not going anywhere, am I?

I shall.

And Skalrag won’t save you.

Or didn’t you know.

He’s been missing since last

night.

(Gasping)

I don’t understand.

(Gulping)

(Grunting)

We did it.

We made it.

And we’re free.

(Panting)

But where’s Rose.

And the others.

Rose.

Rose.

Not so loud, Brome.

They must be near where the

course of their ship b*rned and

sank.

Fortress Marshank must lie just

over yon hills.

We must get out of here.

Where you go, I go, mate.

By the way, where are we going?

To Noonvale.

Noonvale.

I’ll bet an acorn to an eggshell

that’s where Rose and Martin are

headed.

Hush, Bro.

(Laughing)

♪ We’re the Rambling Rosehip

Players who’ll take on any

part ♪

♪ Bring a tear to your eye to

make you cry or turn to the

saddest part ♪

♪ We’re the Rambling Rosehip

Players who’ll take on any

part ♪

♪ Bring a tear to your eye to

make you cry or turn to the

saddest part ♪

Ballaw, are you eating again?

There’s no eating during

rehearsals.

Oh bad form that chucking a

chap’s supper about ruin.

(Gasping)

Hey there.

There’s a belly squirrel here

feeding in tucker.


(Grunting)

What’s all this then?

(Fighting)

What may I ask are you two

doing loitering around our camp?

We’re not thieves.

We’re lost at sea.

Well, land now.

Well, if you wanted some of

our tucker, you should knock and

ask politely, wot.

Instead of sneaking around.

There’s been a

misunderstanding.

We mean you no harm.

Pleased to meet you.

We, Sirs, are the Rambling

Rosehip Players.

Now, who by Jove are you?

I am Felldoh.

And this is Brome.

We were washed ashore after a

monster fish sank our boat.

We lost Brome’s sister and her

companions in the storm.

We don’t even know if they made

it ashore.

Thank you, Martin.

We’re not out of danger yet.

It’ll only take one big wave to

wash us off of here.

First chubby and diggers.

Ain’t chubby and climbers.

Moles aren’t supposed to be

good swimmers either.

But I think you proved that

wrong.

Just follow me.

(Grunting)

I think if we climb a little

further, we might find a broader

ledge.

Can’t I stay here?

My pesky old paws be gonna

sleeping tonight.

(Screaming)

Gotcha.

Gotcha, bigger mouse.

(Laughing)

Not so big now.

Stop it, you gibbering idiot.

Leave me alone.

(Chirping)

Hey, where are we?

And who are these wretched

little creatures?

Hello friend.

Pallum’s the name.

You’ve been caught by pigmy

shrews.

Welcome.

Best way to stop them is to

encourage them.

They’ll always do the opposite

to what you say.

It’s easy.

Join a few words together and

then double them up like you

would to an infant.

Hey, Gig.

Goody good.

You pokey more big mouse?

No.

That’s Dinjer.

The one and only son and heir to

Amballa.

Queen of the pigmy shrews.

Pallum, is there any chance

of us getting some food or

water.

I’ll see what I can do.

Where’s that heddled brain,

Skalrag?

Stupid fox should have been back

ages ago.

Ahh...

Shut up.

I need to think.

If I can con Clogg in to giving

me a load of his slaves.

I could get this place finished

in double time.

Then I’ll be Lord of the entire

Eastern coast twice as fast.

HISKAhem.

What do you want, Hisk?

The prisoners...

Have gone.

Gone?

What do you mean gone?


They’ve d*ed or been k*lled?

No, sir, they’ve escaped.

Rubbish.

No beast escaped my prison pit.

How did you find out they were

gone?

A Bankfog sl*ve by the name of

Druwp told me.

Said he was Skalrag’s spy.

(Growling)

TRAMUN CLOGGHi there, who

missed me?

Do you surrender?

Is that you, Clogg matey?

I just b*rned your smelly old

ship down.

You should surrender to me.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

But I’ve got your own best mate,

Skalrag.

Dressed up like a foul, ready

for the pot.

Out with it, Tramun.

What do you want?

A truce.

And a party with me old ship

mate.

Oh and if you don’t, I’ll lay

long seeds to your palace.

Give me till morning to think

about it.

Meanwhile why don’t you return

Skalrag as a sign of good faith.

So be it.

Open your gates and we let the

fox in.

The gates stay shut and

locked.

Till I have some of my beasts

let down a basket and we’ll haul

Skalrag up.

Oh, ain’t you the suspicious

one.

Very well.

You can have him.

PALLUMShe’s coming.

Get up.

Queen Amballa’s coming.

When you speak to her, bow your

head and call her Ballamum.

Be respectful.

She’s vindictive and very

powerful.

Oh, Ballamum, no give silly

beasts math food or glug a

drink.

They not get oblewood and care

take Squidgees?

Ballamum, k*ll them dead.

Ballamum say this:

Feed lazy mouse.

Walk and eat.

Bring oblewood.

Silly beast make good Squidgee

nurses.

(Laughing)

What’s Squidgees and

oblewoods?

That’s an oblewood.

And they’re the Squidgees.

(Chirping)

Can you guess what a Squidgee

nurse is?

(Laughing)

I’ll answer any questions.

Okay, let’s try this one.

How many of my prisoners escaped

in the boat?

Five.

There were five of them.

Funny, there were only three

in the prison pit.

He’s a lying traitor.

Continue with the punishment.

(Laughing)

(Chirping)

We’re at least eating some of

it.

I wonder if Brome and Felldoh

are eating.

Felldoh is a good squirrel.

I know he’ll look after my

brother.

I hope they’re safe.

Wherever they are they can’t

be worse off than us.

(Chirping)

Oh, I can’t take much more of

this.

QUEEN AMBALLAListen me now,


Squidgees.

You so goody good.

Silly beasts take all down shore

shore.

(Cheering)

(Chirping)

Dinjer, pokey pokey big mouse

plenty fun.

Hmm.

Squidgees play now.

You watch plenty good.

You fetch all the rest of

Squidgees.

(Chirping)

(Sighing)

Remember, as soon as we’ve

walked past them, run round the

back and make yourselves look

like you’re a lot.

We’ve got to fool them in to

thinking we’ve got a vast army.

(Thudding)

TRAMUN CLOGGAre you ready

to talk?

Party’s at the sea...

Cloggy, me old ship mate.

Lets have a wander round me

fortress.

I’ve got an offer for you.

I’ll happily lend you some of my

troops to give you a full

refurbish in refloating your

ship.

This fair enough.

But what do you want in return?

You old baggy wrinkle.

As soon as you have a sea

worthy craft, you’ll sail off to

capture more slaves what will

get divided equal between us.

If I can feed me crew from your

supplies then take the best of

your weapons, then the deal’s

on.

Oh, just like the good old

days, eh matey.

(Chirping)

I always hated when they decided

to bury me.

Where’s that blasted Dinjer got

to?

There he is.

Get down from there, you

senseless rogue.

(Gasping)

Dinjer gone, him dead, no.

Dinjer not dead, Ballamum.

Bigger mouse save him.



(Chirping)



Get out of my way.

Can’t you see I’m trying to help

Dinjer?

Out of way.

Quick now.

Like mouse say.

All of you.

No cry, Ballamum.

Martin, bigger mouse, is mighty

warrior.

He will get your Dinjer back.

You’ll see, you’ll see.

Save me.

Save me.

(Grunting)

Stretch the nets.

Hold them up.

I hopes he don’t want to jump

in to this.

They just won’t hold him.

We need more help.

All of Squidgees, hold net

up, up, stretch up.

Tight now.

Move now, Dinjer.

Get over to the edge.

Make a big leap jump, Dinjer.

Landing soft, net net.

I can’t jump.

Me scared.

Ahh.

Jump, Dinjer.

Jump.

Jump, Dinjer.

(Screaming)

(Gasping)

Oh no.

There’s no sign of a single

living creature.


I do hope Rose is alright.

The sea has calmed down.

They probably made it ashore and

are on their way to Noonvale by

now.

Oh, Mr. Felldoh, I seem to

have hurt my claw.

Would you be so kind as to carry

me to the cart?

You’re the strongest squirrel in

all the land.

Take no notice of her,

friend.

I’ve seen her fluttering her

eyelashes at dragonflies.

I feel bad that we’ve come

this far up the cliff without

sighting your companions.

But I think we can still help.

Your father, Felldoh, is he

still a sl*ve in that dreadful

fortress?

I say, Rowan-old-oak, are you

thinking of pulling off the old

dash and Thespian rescue

routine?

I am.

Then let’s stop your baggin’

and get to it.

(Cheering)

Now just hold fast a moment,

friends.

It’s very kind of you to rescue

my father...

You won’t do it alone, old

chap.

Going to need some of your help

too, eh what?

But you’d not last as long as

a leaf in a bonfire at Marshank.

It’s a very nasty place.

And they’d recognize us

straight away.

That’s that, problem solved.

We are players.

Thespians.

We do this sort of thing all the

time.

It’s a performance.

(Chattering)

We’ll dress Felldoh up as a

catcher.

I think it’s crazy enough it

just might work.

(Cheering)

(Grunting)

One for the net.

Coming down.

(Chirping)

BADRANGSo, are you happy

with our deal?

TRAMUN CLOGGAye, as you say.

It’s just like the good old

days.

But this time there’ll be no

under party-lings, traitors, no

spies.

Spy beasts?

I ain’t never used spy beasts,

matey.

Of course.

It’s just if I ever find any, I

usually t*rture them.

(Laughing)

Fox’s was always traitors.

I never liked that one.

Neither did I, matey.

Neither did I.

(Screaming)

(Thudding)

You really were a hero up

there.

I’m serious.

Not many creatures would have

had the courage.

Especially to rescue one so

annoying as Dinjer.

QUEEN AMBALLAMartin mouse,

warrior mouse, saving my Dinjer

babe.

Ballamum say this:

What you want?

Anything you want.

We want free.

Ballamum say this:

You go.

All free.

(Chirping)

That sounds like music to my

ears.




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