03x02 - The Return of Clogg

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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03x02 - The Return of Clogg

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(Laughing)





There’s dozens of them.

What are we gonna do?

Hmm.

(Yelling)

Invite them in, of course,

matey.



CAPTAINPick your feet up,

you lily-livered slime.

GUARDYes, chief.

SOLDIERYou heard the

captain.

Psst!

Psst!

Huh?

Is everybeast all right down

there?

Weak but unbroken.

Who are you?

Keyla the Otter’s my name.

Keyla, can you tell us

what’s happening up there?

What’s all the commotion about?

I heard one of the guards say

the pirate Tramun Clogg and his

corsairs are headed here to

Marshank.

(Guards shouting)



Hurry up, hurry up.

Move it, move it.

With all this confusion, I

can smuggle you some scraps from

the kitchen.

We’ve got to know what’s

going on up there.

Felldoh, climb up onto my

shoulders.

Can you see anything?

No, I’m still too low.

Brome, do you think you could

climb up onto Felldoh’s

shoulders?

(Grunting)

FELLDOHCan you see

anything?

Yes, I think they’re going

to open the gate.

What?

Ready?

Ready, sire.

Then open the gate.

(Both grunting)

Hmm.

(Yelling)

(Guards screaming)

(Laughing)

Caught you napping there,

mateys.

You’ve all gone soft, playing at

being landlubbers.

Anyone home to receive a poor

old seadog who’s down on his

luck?

Well, burn me bilges.

Captain Tramun Clogg.

How are you, you old wave dog?

Badrang, me old mess mate.

It’s good for these old eyes to

see you again.

And look what I’ve brought for

you.

(Both grunting)

Hmm.

(Laughing)

Ain’t poisoned, matey.

It’s damson wine.

(Laughing)

The best around.

And all for me and you.

(Belching)

(Laughing)

You always knew a good barrel

of damson, you rascal.

Just like the old days.

The old days.

Ah, yes.

That would be when you left me

stranded on a reef and sailed

off with me slaves.

More the other way around, as

I recall.

My vessel was wrecked and the

slaves lost.

Then poor old abandoned me

ended up at this place.


Aye, and look at you now.

Lord Badrang, if you please.

With a fine fortress and a

parcel of slaves, half of which

is mine.

I want what’s due to me,

Badrang.

I come for me share.

Your share is nothing, Clogg.

And that’s what you’ll get.

You don’t get it, old mate.

We ain’t here to beg.

We’s here to take!

Make a move and your

captain’s a dead one.

This blade is poisoned, like the

tips of my archers’ arrows.

Hold your rash, lads.

Put those carvers up.

(Laughing)

Never thought you’d use a dirty

trick like poisoned weapons.

But you will, matey.

Put up your blade and we’ll go,

peaceful-like.

I thought you would.

I’m going, Badrang, but

don’t rest easy, matey.

One dark night I’ll slit your

gullet, take your slaves, and

burn Marshank to the ground.

And that’s a promise!

Get going, before I use you

for target practise.

(Both laughing)

Double the wall guards.

And, Skalrag, slip out and

follow them.

I want to know what they’re up

to.

It looks like the pirates

have gone.

You want me to get down now?

Yes.

(Felldoh grunting)

How did you do that?

We do what we have to do,

like escape from this pit while

we still have the strength.



(Guards muttering)

Hey, where do you think

you’re going?

Uh, to feed the prisoners,

sire, as Badrang ordered.

He did?

I thought the prisoners were to

be starved.

I’ll check again if you

like, sire, but Badrang may not

be too happy at being awakened.

Eh, no need for that.

Proceed with your duties.

You there, eat these scraps,

or else!

Badrang’s orders.

Mmm.

Thanks, Keyla.

What did they say?

Just that it’s cold down

there.

That’s strange, I think it’s

quite warm.

I hope they don’t have...the

fever.

The fever?

Aye, sire.

Those sea rats bring all kinds

of illnesses ashore with them.

Whisker crab, wobbly paws, the

dreaded flurgey twinge.

Flurgey twinge?

You’re not cold, are you,

sire?

Why?

Well, you look...shivery.

D-do I?

Maybe you’d be better off

indoors by the fire with a nice

beaker of wine.

Mm-hm, maybe I will go

inside.

I’d hurry if I were you.

Your eyes are beginning to look

a bit cloudy.

A bit flurgey-twingey.

(Teeth chattering)

He’s gone.

What’s flurgey twinge?

I don’t know.


(Both laughing)

Well done, Keyla.

Now we’ve got a plan.

Here’s what we want you to do...

Well, Miss Rose, what are you

supposin’ these villains wanted?

I’ve no idea, Grumm, but they

didn’t seem too happy leaving

here.

I think they’ll be back.

♪ I know a mouse called Martin

Shh, Rose, do we hear that?

Somebeast is singing.

♪ I know a mouse called Martin

And a young’n whose named

Brome ♪

♪ Captured by some vermin

scouts as he strayed from his

home ♪

Did you hear that, Grumm?

Brome is alive.

Aye, missy, but shouldn’t you

be answering his song?

♪ We’re here so we can help them

so please run tell to me ♪

♪ What we can do to aid these

two and try to set them free ♪

(Guard laughing)

♪ A vermin guard approaches

♪ Quick, get yourselves from

sight ♪

♪ I’ll try to get back to you

this time tomorrow night ♪

I tell ya, I heard somebeast

singing.

And who would be singing in

this dark place?

Must be the ringing in your

ears youse hearin’ from all the

whacks Badrang gives you.

(Laughing)



(Panting)

Where’s the ship?

Where’s Clogg gone?



All I know is that Martin,

Felldoh, and Brome believe they

can escape.

Well, we must help them.

If they escape, they’ll do all

they can to defeat Badrang and

free us.

We’ll need to get them

rations.

Hmm, we can all put a little

aside to help them.

Yes, we will.

And we should slow down the

completion of this fort.

Let’s work slowly.

But don’t get caught.

And try to steal anything that

can be used as a w*apon.

Kitchen tools, uh, sharp rocks,

anything.

We may need them soon.

Don’t listen to him.

It’ll only land us in trouble.

Aye, it’s that young Druwp.

Well, come on, if you’ve got

something to say, speak your

mind.

If we start stealing, we’ll

be punished.

You do what you want, but you

count me out.

Well, so be it, Druwp.

But if one word of this reaches

Badrang, you’ll answer to me.

Right, then, let’s see if we can

manage some breakfast for our

imprisoned friends.

With all those guards, we

can’t communicate with our

singing friend.

What do we do, Grumm?

There, there, Miss Rosie.

Don’t be frettin’ ya none.

Your friend be a clever beast.

He’ll think of something.



(Chewing loudly)

Any more word from Rose or

Grumm?

There are too many guards to

try singing.

Any other ideas?

Hey, down there!

Are you talking to the


prisoners?

I’ll lay me spear handle across

your back if you is.

Not me, sire.

It’s these poor wretches in the

pit.

They say they’ve got the fever.

The flurgey twinge.

Wh--

The flurgey twinge?

I knew it.

Gurrad was shivering like a leaf

last night.

And this morning he was staying

in his bunk because of the pains

in his head.

Bah, there ain’t no fever in

this fortress, mate.

That’s exactly what I said,

sire.

But these three are convinced

they’ve got the fever.

We should know soon enough.

How’s that?

Well, sire, if they do have

the flurgey twinge, they’ll

start calling out for help in

voices that can be heard for

miles.

Good idea, Keyla.

Who’s got the loudest voice?

How’s this?

(Yelling)

Somebeast, anybeast, help us!

There’s fever down here!

(Brome yelling)

(Both laughing)

Stop that yelling or I’ll

come down there and kick your

tail until it’s blue.

BROMEYes, please, kick us!

b*at us!

Just get us out of this fever

hole!

(Yelling)

I ain’t going down there and

catching the...twinge.

There is no twinge.

Oh, yeah?

So, what’s that spot on your

ear, then?

What spot?

That yellow one on your left

ear.

Can’t you see it?

Loaf brain, how can I see me

own ear?

BROMEHelp us!

Get us out of here!

(Brome yelling)

(Moaning)

(Laughing)

That’s my little brother, all

right.

I’d know those lungs anywhere.

Ha, why don’t you let him

know we’s can hear him?

(Mimicking eagle screeching)

Oh, my, what a family for

"noisening."

That’s my sister Rose, all

right.

She can screech as good as any

eagle.

Good work, young’n.

Now, get ready to send her the

message.



(Brome yelling)

What a racket.

Why don’t you go down there

and shut them up if there’s no

flurgey twinge?

Oh, why don’t you?

Not me.

Uh, um, uh--

I-I was told to keep watch for

Clogg’s ship.

And that’s exactly what I’m

gonna do.

BROMEAnybeast!

(Brome yelling)

But what are we gonna do

about all this noise?

We’ll just have to ignore it.

Ignore that?

Oh, listen to him.

BROMERosie, Rosie, Rosie!

Rah, rah, rah!

Listen to me!


Listen to me!

(Brome yelling)

(Both shouting)

Now!

(Whispering indistinctly)

In the middle of the gate set

your faces!

Walk south paces!

The fever, the terrible fever!

There are three of us in this

awful pit!

As deep as three mice in a fit!

The fever, oh, the fever!

Are youse a-gettin’ this,

missy?

Shh, shh, shh, shh!

BROMEWe need the claws of a

good old chum!

I know that you can do it,

Grumm.

The fever, I’m going to die of

the fever!

(Laughing)

(Mimicking eagle screeching)

Oh.

Claws, they mean a tunnel.



Oh, ain’t it lovely and

quiet?

Think they’re dead?

I hope so.

Maybe that eagle just frightened

them into silence.

Oh, silence.

What a lovely word.

It’d sound better if you’d

shut your gob and give it a

chance.

Oh.

Twenty paces to the south of

the gate, three and a bit mice

down.

Can you do it, Grumm?

Dig them a tunnel with those

wonderful claws of yours?

Can I do it, miss?

Oh, can birds fly?

Can fishes swim in these seas?

Oh, it would be easier than

eating your momma’s apple

puddings.

If you rescue Brome and get

us home to Noonvale, Grumm, I’ll

see that my mama fills her

summer kitchen with more apple

puddings than you can shake a

stick at.

Ah, you wouldn’t be teasing

me, missy.

When we get home, it’s

nothing but Noonvale’s finest.

All right, then it’s best I

be’s a-starting.

(Sniffing)

Go on, Grumm!

Go get them!

Make your report.

Uh, Lord, I wandered far up

the northern coast and there are

no signs of Clogg and his ship.

They’ve gone, sire.

Uh, so, um, everything is quiet

and in order again.

Is it, now?

Then what was all that hollering

about?

Well, Lord, I was told the

prisoners in the hole may have

some sort of sickness.

The fever, perhaps.

A fever, eh?

Good.

Spread the word among the slaves

that any wrongdoers go into the

pit with them.

Ooh, what a good idea, Lord.

An excellent idea.

And here’s a better one.

If my fortress isn’t finished

soon, I might throw a few of my

captains in the fever pit with

them.

What do you think of that?

(Laughing nervously)

A-a-a sp-splendid idea, Lord.

Well, I should get going.

There are a few construction

problems to look into.

(All snoring)

(Muffled grunting)


Quit squirming, vole.

I just want to talk, understand?

Wh-what do you want?

Well, I was worried about

you.

Thought you could use a little

extra food.

(Gulping)

What’s this gonna cost me?

Just a little information.

Anything interesting happening

in the compound?

(Gulping)

There’s plenty happening in

the compound, but if the others

find out that I told you they’d

k*ll me so it’s gonna cost you

more than scraps for what I

know.

Such as...?

A proper whole roast fish and

none of this cheap wine.

I want a bottle of that dark

damson wine those corsairs

brought.

Damson wine?

How do you know about that?

You’ll be surprised at what I

know.

Do we have a deal?

Yes, yes.

Get on with it.

There’s a plot afoot.

Barkjon and Keyla and Hillgorse

the old hedgehog, they’re

stealing food and making

weapons.

Weapons?

There’s a plan to free the

prisoners in the pit.

How?

I’m not sure, but I know

Keyla’s part of it.

You’ve done well, Druwp.

I’ll make sure the fish and wine

are the best.

But find out more.

And I’ll see you tomorrow, my

friend.

I’m not your friend.

I’m nobody’s friend.

Ah, listen to all that lovely

quiet.

Turned into a peaceful evening,

didn’t it?

Not a soul stirring.



Quietly now, me hearties.

We want to give Badrang a real

surprise.

(Laughing maniacally)



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