02x08 - Feathered Friends & Foes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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02x08 - Feathered Friends & Foes

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(Crowd cheering)

(Cackling)



Redwall!





(Matthias and friends shouting)

CHEEKHelp!

Father!

Oh, no!

(Shouting)

Oh, somebeast stop them!

Ow!

(Shouting)

(Laughing)

Well, that’s enough of that.

Don’t you want to watch them

die?

No time, rat.

They’re done for!

And my sl*ve line has a full

day’s march ahead.

Threeclaws, form them up!

Come on, you lot!

Be strong, my father.

Enough of this sport!

Let’s finish ’em.



Oh, ah, ow!



(Humming)

I’m glad Warbeak can’t see

what these invaders have done to

her home.

Look at little Rollo.

Bless him.

Reminds me of Mattimeo when he

was little.

Aye, those were the best of

times.

Will we ever see our young ones

again, Cornflower?

(Crying)

Or do you suppose that raven

will really throw us from the

roof?

I’m sure our abbey friends

are making plans to save us.

You’ll see.

Warbeak, please find him!

If I die, Matthias must survive

to raise the children.

Ah!

(Splashing)

(Coughing)

(Panting, gasping)

Oh!

Master Cheek!

Ouch!

Bah!

Come on, master!

Do it now, sir.

No!

Ah!

Master Cheek!

Ouch!

You little nuisance!

(Coughing)

Get up, I say!

Ow!

Log-a-Log, if we’re going to get

back on this raft, we have to

get out of range of the arches.

Everybeast, big paddle!

Head for mid-stream!

(Splashing)

You have to get off the raft

and help us push, Cheek!

You have to swim!

No, I’m not going into that

river!

Argh!

Oh!

All right, that’s enough!

Ahhh!

Oh, no!

(Holding breath)

Everybeast, kick for your

lives!

Cheek!



Eek!

No find them!

Crazy mouse friend.

Brave-um Sparra!

Listen Queen Warbeak!

Scribbles big important!

Us flap-um more quick fast!

Save our many moral good friend!


Go-um, faster!

Crazy mouse, where you be?



They’re getting away.

sh**t!



More arrows!

sh**t before they get out of

reach!

Keep f*ring!

BASILOoh!

Ow!

Ooh, dastardly demons!

Ow!

Ow, ow!

Mm!



I say, chaps.

The fish seem to have stopped

biting!

Mm!

Tiny fishes taste lovely!

(Chuckling)

Really, Master Cheek, you

shouldn’t talk with your mouth

full.

(Laughing)

Ow, ow, Cheek!

Over here!

This way, Otter!

Cheek to the rescue!

Ha ha, Cheek the hero!

Personally, old boy, I’ve

always admired a hero with a

good appetite.

What, hey?

(Laughing)

CHEEKMm!

It’s that otter!

He’s eating those k*ller fish

like a pig going at acorns!

(Snickering)

On pain of death, do not let

them get away!

Get the ferry!

What are you waiting for?

Do it now!

Queen call-um all Sparra!

Me see-um many all brave beak

and claw warriors!

But wind much strong blow, and

mighty Sparra need safe rest!

All-a warriors listen!

You fly free home now!

Still, all brave!

Nearest bring-um scribbles, and

catch-um bad one by self.

Yes?

Much long ago, mouse friend

Matthias set-um me free.

Now, me set-um you free!

All brave Sparra, majesty self

say go now!

Good w*r pack!

(Sparrows chirping)

Warbeak, Warbeak!

Warbeak, Warbeak!

Ah, Warbeak much lucky queen.

So many are brave, stay at side.

Matthias Mouse!

Old worm friend, wherever-um be,

mighty Sparra will save-um folk

now!

That for certain be!



(Indistinct chattering)

It’s not up to Mrs.

Churchmouse’s standards, but--

(Fist pounding)

Who does this Ironbeak think

he is?

Redwall isn’t conquered that

easily.

Redwallers, please!

We must remember our priorities.

Despite my bluff this morning, I

would rather surrender the

abbey than lose one hostage.

The raven will never

surrender the hostages, even if

we do give up the abbey.

(Worried murmuring)

Er, him be a crafty old

bird-bag, that’un.

We gotta be thinking hard,

wrasslin’ with us brains.

Well, none of us can think

properly on an empty stomach.

Let’s everyone have a nice piece

of John’s fruit pie.


Pie!

That’s it!

They’re the magpies I saw.

Bird thieves!

Oh, yes, I saw three magpies

robbing our orchard early this

morning.

(Gasping)

They guzzled down a load of ripe

strawberries, then carried as

much as they could back up to

the eaves.

So, those thieving magpies

are Ironbeak’s supply line.

Aye, vittles be of more use

to bird-bags and hostages.

Otherwise, they’d be a-starved

from hunger.

(Coughing)

Exactly.

So, we capture the three

magpies--

And exchange them for the

hostages!

Hmm, I’m about wonderin’ how

we catch ’em bird-bags.

Um, we could sprinkle some of

our ripest berries with

knock-out drops, then leave them

in the orchard.

I have some special roots and

herbs in the infirmary, and I’ve

always wanted to try my paw at

knock-out dropping!

Sister May!

I’m shocked and surprised at

you!

Oh!

But what a good idea!

(Chuckling)

You’m a proper little fiend

and no mistake, ma’am!

I’ll escort ya up to ’firmary

and pick up your potions and

such-like.

Well, at least those bally

fish have finally given it a

rest.

You’ve got me to thank for

that.

(All laughing)

Matthias, those rats are up

to something.

They have a ferry, and

they’re heading this way!

(Splashing)



Hurry, everybeast!

Kick as hard as you can.

They’re gaining on us!

Push those poles!

Keep after them!

(Taking deep breath)



Faster!

They’re gaining on us!

Just another few feet and

we’ve got ’em!

Did you hear that, Guosim?

Keep low!

Kick for your very lives!

Prepare to board!

Good try, chaps, but

they’re on us!

Come on, then, rats!

Show us what you’re made of!

(Rats shouting)

Argh!

Why didn’t somebeast untie the

ropes?

Heads will roll for this!

(Cheering)

Jolly good, yes!



Matti, I’m sorry about your

father.

There’s no one to save us but

ourselves now.

We’ll come through it all

somehow, Matti.

You wait and see.

Have you noticed how

strangely the guards are

behaving?

It’s as if they’re afraid of

something.

I don’t blame them.

What sort of land is it that

harbours no creatures?

Not even a bird to sing to at


dawn.

Wake up, sleepy birds!

Ha, ha!

Time to fly!

(Cheering)

Jess, make sure we’re alone.

And Jabez, cover all paw prints

on the bank.

(Branch snapping)

Well, here’s one soldier who

won’t complain to see the back

of that river.

So, any chance of a bite of

breakfast before we press on,

hmm?

There’s movement in the

bushes upstream!

Thanks, Jess.

We’d better move, or we’ll have

company.

(All gasping)

That’s the trouble being my

size.

You make a great target!

Let’s run for it!

They’re heading south through

the trees.

Follow me, and we’ll cut them

off!

(Panting)



(Metal clanging)

Ambush!

Take cover!

Charge!

(Rats shouting)

Ha!

Ahh!

Ugh!

Keep running!

We’ll hold them off!

(Shouting battle cries)

(Shouting, fighting)

(Swords clashing)

Ahh!

(Rats gasping)

(Shouting)

Rush them!

There’s only two!

Come on!

(Snarling in distance)

Why did you stop?

Couldn’t leave you

outnumbered to one, old chap!

You should have kept going,

old friend.

(Rats shouting distantly)

Sling!

Fire!

First rank, reload!

Second rank, fire!

I’m out of stones.

Have you got many left?

Fire!

If we stay, they’ll soon

realize we have no amm*nit*on

and rush us!

If we run, they’ll follow us

and pick us off one-by-one.

LOG-A-LOGFire!

(Rats shouting, grumbling)

I hate to die this far from

Redwall.

Me too, Jess.

Finish them!

RATSArgh!

This is it.

(Rats shouting)

BASILWhat on Earth?

Not on Earth, Basil.

Above it!

It’s Warbeak and all her

Sparras.

(Chirping)

Sparra, k*ll it!

Eek!

(Shouting)

Warbeak save-um crazy mouse!

Heh, Warbeak!

(Rats shouting)

What are we waiting for?

Charge!

Log-a-log, a-log-a-log!

Treetops and timber!

Eulalia!

Give ’em blood and vinegar!

(Birds chirping)



(Squawking)

(Yawning)


(Yawning)

(Burping)

(Snoring)

Quickly now!

Bag all three at once!

Ho, there!

Iron-trousers, or whatever you

call yourself!

Get down here!

Ready to surrender, striped

dog?

Go and boil your beak,

feather bag!

Enough!

If you have not come to

surrender, the hostages will

die.

I don’t think so.

We propose an exchange.

Our three hostages for your

three.

(Squawking)

There are others who can

forage.

Not anymore.

Your supply line is cut off,

Ironbeak.

You’ll starve up there.

Now surrender, or I’ll drown

your magpies.

What?

These earth-crawlers are

peaceful.

They could not do such a thing.

Grrr!

(Growling)

Argh!

(Splashing)

(Squawking)

All right!

Caw!

The exchange of hostages will

take place in front of the red

stone house at sunset.

Agreed?

Agreed.

That was too easy.

What trickery do you suppose the

invaders are planning this time?

Oh, I wish Matthias were here to

help us.

(Shouting, growling)

The day may be ours, after

all.

Thanks to your feathered

pals!

(Chirping)

(Rats shouting)

Ugh!

(Swords clashing, growling)

Argh!

Oh!

(Groaning)

Well thrown, Log-a-Log!

RATSRetreat!

Hooray!

We’ve done it!

JESSOh, no.

Warbeak?

Crazy mouse, that you?

Yes, my old friend.

(Warbeak groaning)

’Bout time.

Make-um abbey vow.

Bring-um scribbles.

Mighty Sparra Queen Warbeak,

all brave.

Save many old good friend.

(Gasping)

Good worm and...

Friend.
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