01x02 - Cluny the Scourge: Part 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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01x02 - Cluny the Scourge: Part 2

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MARTINI am that is

My sword shall wield for me.





(Snarling)

He made it, Chief.

Shadow’s over the-- oh!

Shut your trap, fool!

He hasn’t made it until I have

the tapestry of their famous

hero in my hands!

(Snarling)

Thank you, Cornflower.

I’ll try to be worthy of your

colours.

I know you will be, Matthias.

I’ll go see where I can help

out.

Now, I must find Methuselah.

If anyone understands the

meaning of this tapestry, it’s

him.

(Whooshing)

(Chewing)

I fear for them in Mossflower

Woods, I do.

Those rats’ll stop at nothing,

they won’t.

Well, if they all come into

Redwall, we’re in for it.

There’s little enough food, as

it is!

Nonsense, we’ve plenty.

We’ll just need to be careful.

"And nap with a butter

sauce."

This will be my finest creation!

Father Hugo!

Oh, Constance!

I-I wish you’d be a little more

delicate.

Father Abbot wants an

inventory of our food stocks.

Inventory?

I’ve never heard of such a

thing!

The bins are full, the nuts are

stored, the--

The woods are full of rats,

and if they stay there, we’ll be

eating potato peelings in a

month.

See?

Didn’t I tell you?

We’re sieged, we are, forever!

How does Father Abbot want

the list, Constance?

Whatever you think is best,

dear.

You’re in charge.

Brother Ralph!

Tell Father Abbot we’ll have

a list by morning!

Jennie, you and May count

acorns.

Saffron, find your brothers and

start to weigh the corn.

I’ll round up some help.

(Chewing)

(Footsteps approaching)

(Snarling)

(Chewing)

Turn around!

Find everybody you can, and get

them to the kitchen.

Inventory for a long siege!

Yes, sir!

MARTINMatthias.

Yes?

Matthias!

Matthias!

Martin?

Don’t let them take me.

Martin?

(Fabric ripping)

(Gasping)

Rats!

They’re stealing Martin the

Warrior!

Ugh!

Help!

Rats, help!

(Gasping)

Help, Constance!

Matthias, keep away from that

rat!

Argh!

(Grunting)

Ahh!


(Snarling)

Argh!

(Grunting)

(Tapestry ripping)

Ahhh!

Ha!

Ahhh!

(Crashing)

(Gasping)

Ha!

(Laughing)

Oh, Cluny!

Don’t leave me... chief.

I have no sea room for

bunglers.

Ha, ha, ha!

Too late, mouse.

Martin is with Cluny now.

(Moaning)

(Rats laughing)

I have your hero!

Now, we’ll see how well you

fight!

I didn’t want to hurt him,

Father Abbot.

I was just trying to stop him.

Fighting always leads to

something terrible.

I just didn’t have time to

think.

You did the right thing,

Matthias.

We must clean those wounds.

(Bell sounding)

Until we know Cluny’s real

intentions, we will give

shelter to any in need, and

preserve our food supplies

carefully.

But I hope there will be no talk

of fighting.

There’ll be talk of little

else if we do nothing until it’s

too late.

It was Cluny that k*lled my

family!

I know, but never talk of

revenge, Matthias.

Remember, a warrior fights only

when he has no other choice.

There’s no other choice now!

Matthias, no more talk of

fighting.

Sorry, Father Abbot.

Our duty is only to protect.

We must not invite trouble.

(Bell sounding)

(Bell sounding)

(Giggling)

Come on, Colin!

We’ve got to get to Redwall

Abbey!

Better safe than sorry, eh?

That’s what I always say.

Yeah, we always say summat.

Come on, Ragear, we’re late!

The chief’ll have our guts for

garters!

My end’s heavier than yours.

Whining scum!

Do it yourself, argh!

Oh!

(Baby crying)

There’s Redwall!

We’re safe!

Yah!

Rowr!

(Colin giggling)

Colin!

Run, baby, run!

That’s why we're late, chief!

I thought you’d need some

prisoners, chief.

Silence!

Hostages.

That fool of an abbot will

barter for ’em if we come

unstuck.

Take them back to the old church

and lock them up!

If they get away, it’ll be your

throat!

Get high aloft, you scum!

Signal when the coast is clear!

Get the plank in position.

Now, we will see how well

they’ll fight.

That old tapestry weaves many

secrets.

Some say it’s all coincidence,


but I think there’s more to it

than that.

It’s almost mystical!

Tell us more about his great

sword.

Where is it now?

Well, some accounts say that

the sparrows stole it from where

Martin hid it.

Others claim they lost it again.

Then, one old writer thinks

Martin’s great sword is still

here, somewhere secret in

Redwall Abbey.

If only we could find it!

Then, we could fight Cluny.

Sit still!

We could, couldn’t we, old

Methuselah?

The sword would guarantee

victory.

The sword isn’t magic, you

know.

No, no, no.

But when the time comes, and the

right one appears to take over

Martin’s place, then the sword

will be found... if the code is

broken.

Code?

What is it?

"I am that is."

(Gasping)

That’s what I heard!

That’s what Martin said!

Martin said?

Hmm, bless me, what do you mean?

Cluny has the Vole family.

(Colin sobbing)

Don’t worry, Colin.

We’ll get your family back.

Here, Matthias.

You’ll need this.

How did you know?

Your eyes.

They’re like when you saw Cluny

yesterday.

They... change.

We have to get Colin’s family

from Cluny!

I know.

But I couldn’t stain your

kitchen Kn*fe on a rat.

A warrior needs a sword.

I’ll get one.

Don’t worry, Matthias.

I won’t tell anyone where you've

gone.



Colin!

Colin, baby!

Heh, heh, heh.

(Sniffing)

A mouse!

One of them from the abbey.

Got to grab him!

"There were six of ’em, chief.

Was gonna finish them all, I

was, then I said to myself, I

said, ’Better keep one alive for

questioning!’"

"Why, Ragear, my own shipmate.

I knew I could depend on Ragear

the Brave," he’ll say!

"Have a medal, lad.

Extra rations."

Argh!

Where’d he go?

All right, " there were,

chief.

I got , but one escaped!"

Ha, ha, yes, that’s it.

I let one go as a warning to

the others.

That’s it!

Ugh!

The bigger they are, the

harder they fall.

Ha!

(Leaves rustling)

Uh, come out!

Show yourself!

BASILShow myself?

How many pairs of eyes do you

need, what?

Huh, huh?

I’m in no mood for games.

Come out!

Basil Stag Hare, sir!

At your service!


Expert scout, hind-leg fighter,

wilderness guide and...

camouflage expert.

Read your mind, sir!

Neither mad nor dangerous.

Delighted to meet you, dear!

Uh, eh...

Matthias.

I’m a novice at Redwall Abbey.

Novice, eh?

Hmm, not a novice when it comes

to felling rats, hey, what?

Ha, ha, ha!

A top hole, fellowed, as it

were.

(Laughing)

Now, what’s your business

whacking rats with such

commendable enthusiasm?

They stole our tapestry and

captured the Vole family, and

I’m going to rescue them and--

Hold hard, little warrior.

Who stole and captured

aforementioned as described?

Cluny the Scourge.

Cluny!

That vermin!

Well, what are we waiting for?

You’ll help me?

At your service, sir.

Never backward, coming forward!

No reeking rodent’s going to

incarcerate innocents in my

countryside!

Come on, old bean!

Uh...

Lead on, young’un!

Uh...

Which bally way is their

H.Q.?

Saint Ninian’s Church.

Ah!

(Groaning)

(Grunting)

"I played dead, chief.

Spied on ’em, I did.

(Chewing)

Came to warn you, chief."

Extra rations for every mouse

tail you take!

Keep the end up!

Cheesethief, you bungling moron!

Up, curse you!

(Grunting)

Scragg, take over.

Ugh!

Oh!

I’ll get ya for that, Scragg!

Almost ready, chief.

Start the diversion!

att*ck!

(Rats shouting)

Strange, not many about.

Hmm, call it luck!

Right, diversionary tactics.

Once they’re clear, you pop in

and take a peek!

(Snoring)

Hello, stinkers!

Oh, what a smell!

Ha, ha!

Argh!

Don’t you ever bathe?

Yuck!

Oh, what a stench!

Argh!

You crazy stinkers!

Get your darn claws in him!

Language!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

If your mother could hear you.



You’re not too hot at this,

are you, Scraggy-pants?

Oh!

Quick!

Thanks.

Absolute pleasure, dear boy.

Argh, get him!

Come on!

My compliments to your boss.

Cluny the Loony, or whatever the

dast fellow’s called!

(Chewing, snarling)

Ah!

No rope can keep Ragear the

Resourceful for long.

"Fifty of ’em had me prisoner,

chief!"


Oh!

(Hissing)

Asmodeus-s-s.

Come with Asmodeus-s-s.

I will show you eternity.

(Hissing)

No one’s chasing us!

I don’t like it.

Don’t like it at all, old chap.

We’ll make the one I tied up

talk.

(Sniffing)

Asmodeus.

What’s a "smodeus"?

Move on!

Quickly now!

What’s a smodeus?

My gad!

(Horns sounding)

Hold hard, little warrior.

(Shouting, chaos)

Where are you, Matthias?



(Gasping)

It’s a diversion!

Matthias!

Constance, Constance!

Stop!

They’re over there!

And Matthias is back!

I’ll let Matthias in.

Otters, come with me!

Keep those rats clean down.

Go back to the other wall!

Go, go!

Quickly!

They’re opening the gate!

They’re coming out!

(Rats shouting)

(Banging)

(Shouting, chaos)

Matthias!

Come on!

Matthias, Cluny’s getting in

over the other wall.

Basil Stag Hare, at your--

No time!

Understand your intention,

but need to cover and divert.

Standard tactics, hey, what?

Who’s this?

He’s a friend, and a good

one.

Basil Stag Hare, ma’am, at

your--

Cluny!

Surrender, you scum!

Or I’ll kebab my hostages!

You mean these hostages?

(Blowing raspberries)

Ahhh!

Charge!

Now, chaps!

On the double!

Rrrr!

Who darest challenge Cluny

the Scourge shall perish!

Ugh!

Watch out, chief!

Cheesethief has ya!

Fire!

Protect the chief!

Rat!

(Grunting, shouting)

Oh!

(Cluny screaming)

Argh!

That was the most bullish,

and most brave thing I have ever

seen!

Thank you.

Oh, absolutely top-hole

heroics all around, I’d say.

I’m not at all sure about

heroics.

Basil Stag Hare, at your--

Look at these poor creatures.

I’d like a private word,

Father Abbot.

Nice chap, eh?

Hates v*olence, what?

Hmm, hmm, very wise.

Basil, what’s a smodeus?

Asmodeus, fearful serpent

tongue, known locally as old

Poisonteeth.

(Chomping teeth)

Lethal, eats mice.

Talking of which, I’m a bit

peckish myself!


Ha, ha!

I’ll show you where the

kitchens are.

Come on, Friar Hugo is preparing

a victory feast.

(Rats groaning, mumbling)

(Gasping)

You scared me.

(Blade dragging)

Ugh!

(Cluny growling)

(Gasping)

Cluny is still alive!



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