01x12 - The Princess and the Everlasting Emerald: A Royal Woods Fairytale (Part 2)

[bunniefuu]

- [whistles]

- Let's go, everybody!

Picture time!

- ♪ In the Loud House ♪ - Come on!

- ♪ The really Loud House ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The Really Loud House ♪

- OK, Lily.

Do you wanna hear the rest of the story?

- Are you kidding me?

Yeah.

- OK, where were we?

Princess Charlie had some terrible news.

- I'm moving back to Tennessee.

- Young Lincoln needed to get the everlasting emerald

so Charlie wouldn't forget him.

- If you help me save Flip's, the emerald's all yours.

- Flip needed the family's help.

- My brother's on his way here,

and he wants to have dinner with the pretend family

he's been supporting all these years.

- The Louds got split up.

- What is going on up there?

- We've been down here forever.

- I'm trying to make the world a better place.

Now give me a boost.

- Dad was complicating matters.

- My name is Kristoff Bol.

- But Flip's brother Walter wouldn't leave.

- Maybe I don't have to go.

- He's staying another day?

- We're gonna starve down here.

- And Charlie's time was running out.

- Plans changed.

I'm leaving tonight.

- I can't believe you're leaving tonight.

I'm gonna get there before you go.

- OK, Lincoln. Hurry.

- Don't worry.

I'll be there.

I promise.

- Lincoln needed a new plan.

- Come, young Lincoln.

Let me spin you a yarn of that thing we call life.

- Give me one second, Uncle Walter.

- Lincoln needed to get to Charlie.

But he needed to get the everlasting emerald first.

- What did he do?

- He did the only thing he could do.

He called his best friend Clyde.

- Royal Woods Express bus to Tennessee

is leaving from platform--

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

- Later, the basement dwellers prepared for the long,

cold night ahead.

[playing guitar]

♪ ♪

- As our leader, I need extra hydration.

- Yes.

- Anybody got a problem with that?

- Yay, Clyde!

- Clyde was doing his part.

Now Lincoln had to fool Flip's evil brother

for one more day.

- I can't believe we have to do this for a whole 'nother day.

Pretending to be Lisa makes my brain parts go owie.

- Who says he's gonna be here the whole day?

- Yeah, I'll bet he's so tired from yesterday,

he'll probably have a quick breakfast

and then hit the road.

- I'm well-rested and ready for a full day of family fun.

- Good call, Crystal Ball.

- I want to do everything that I read

about in Philip's letters.

"Dearest Walter, the money you've sent

has been very helpful for my big, expensive family."

- It's going towards many things,

including my famous weekend family brunches

which I make myself.

Here you go, more of Flip's everything

but the kitchen sink scramble.

- My family's not gonna eat this slop.

Okay, they're used to professional, high end cuisine.

- I don't know what I've just eaten.

But it may have been the most delicious thing

I have ever tasted.

Mmm! Have you tried this? Mmm!

- They're having breakfast.

- It smells amazing.

- Behold, the gingerbread house of Christmas Past.

- Hey, I built that for the Christmas bazaar.

I got second prize for that.

We're not gonna eat that.

- Fine. Then don't have any.

- Wait!

Whatever, I'm starving.

[together] ♪ Ahh ♪

- Worship me.

- This was delicious.

- So I've heard.

- What to do next? [chuckles] Ah.

- Hello, Walter.

I need some extra money to send the kids to...

comedy camp.

- I just flew home from Dallas,

and boy are my arms tired.

- Why?

- They're tired from waving away

the demons that haunt my soul.

[scattered laughter]

- And science camp.

- Hi, I'm Lisa.

And this is my newest invention:

the robot toaster.

[applause]

- Wasn't that just a toaster?

- Walter was getting suspicious.

[phone buzzes]

And Lincoln was running out of time.

Soon, the bus would be leaving.

- We'll be on the road in a few minutes, people.

- Thankfully, his trusted companion, Clyde,

had a few more tricks up his sleeve.

- What I would love to know is how three tires

just disappeared off a bus.

- That's what I'm here to investigate.

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this,

and ain't nobody leaving till I do,

starting with this bus.

[clang] Mm.

- Come on, Lincoln.

- Come on, honey. Let's show 'em

some of that Phillipini talent.

- Oh, no one wants to hear a little old me sing.

[playing banjo]

- ♪ Won't you come home, Bill Bailey? ♪

- ♪ Won't you come home? ♪

- Come on, kids, join in!

- Yeah, right. I can barely get 'em to sing with me.

- ♪ Ain't that a shame? ♪ - ♪ Ain't that a shame? ♪

- ♪ Shame ♪

all: ♪ Bill Bailey ♪

♪ Won't you please come home? ♪

both: Yeah! - All right!

- That was wonderful!

Oh, it'd be nice to have a family, wouldn't it?

- [without accent] It sure would.

I mean-- [with accent] Ya, whoa, it certainly would!

[chuckles]

- Window, window.

- Wait, this doesn't make sense.

- Yeah, there were eight windows, two for each of us.

- Maybe you should count again.

- Did you steal a window for Mr. Coconuts?

- The one we call Luan has betrayed us.

We will settle this like the civilized people we are.

Trial by combat.

[dramatic music]

- Things were falling apart in the basement.

But upstairs, Lincoln was about to get Walter

out of the house.

- I can't remember the last time

I had so much fun. - Ohh.

- Well, nothing goes with a family singalong

like a cab ride to the airport.

- Would it be OK if we took a family photo

so I could remember this day forever?

- Of course.

Who wouldn't wanna take a photo with my family?

[phone buzzes]

- Thank you for indulging me.

- Kristen Bell.

- Oh, I am honored.

Where would you like me to stand?

- Right here because you're gonna take the picture.

- Ha, ha, ha, ha.

[whispering] You think you're so great.

You can take all the pictures you want.

This is still my family.

- They like me better.

- [gasps] Well, the minute

your brother leaves, me and my family

are gonna play charades.

And you're not invited.

You're going to be out on the street.

[with accent] OK, everyone say "wienerschnitzel."

- Weinerschnitzel!

- He's leaving.

- Yes, Lily.

[all saying goodbye] - Thank you all very much.

- Wait, you can't leave yet.

We have to play my family's favorite game, charades.

- Did someone say charades?

[tense music]

- [sighs]

- We don't really need to play a game of charades.

I'm sure Walter has a big, long trip ahead of him.

- It will only take a few minutes.

- Well, if we do play charades,

I would be an asset,

as I am classically trained in pantomime.

- Well then why don't you classically

train yourself to remove that raccoon from the garage?

Here's a hammer and rag.

It's charades time!

- Yay.

- Charades.

- Meanwhile, Clyde was doing some performing himself.

- Clyde has a mustache.

- Three tires went missing from this here bus,

and I ain't got nowhere to be until I figure out

who took 'em and why.

I want all y'all suitcases out of them luggage compartments

and on the ground pronto.

- Even mine?

- Especially yours, missy.

- Why don't you train yourself in removing that raccoon?

OK, Flip.

Gah!

[raccoon chittering]

Ah! Ooh!

[screaming] [struggling efforts]

[excited chatter]

- Fairy shell.

[overlapping guesses]

[dramatic classical music]

♪ ♪

- Yes! [cheering]

- What a great game of charades!

- Halt!

This whole evening has been a charade!

[all gasping]

This man is not the real father of this household!

- [gasps] - Philip,

what on Earth is going on?

- [without accent] I'll tell you what's going on.

I'm the father!

These are my children,

and this is my wife.

- [chuckles nervously]

- I should have known.

There's no way a loser like you would have

such a beautiful wife, such loving children,

and a talented flamboyant handyman.

- Danke.

- I want every single penny I sent you

for your supposed family paid back in full

by midnight!

- By midnight?

- OK, sundown.

But if you don't come up with the money by midnight--

- Sundown.

- Oh, thank you, honey, sundown.

I am going to bulldoze Flip's Food and Fuel

into a parking lot!

- [mouthing]

- No! - Yeah!

Now I'm gonna go rent a bulldozer.

- Oh, no, the Emerald!

- If Walter destroyed Flip's,

he would also destroy the emerald.

- It's all my fault.

I was all about Charity Week,

and then I ruined it for everybody

because I got jealous.

- Flip is the one who messed things up.

We had Walter fooled.

But it felt so good having a family,

I didn't want it to end.

- [sighs] Actually, it's all my fault.

- What do you mean, Lincoln?

You were just doing it to help Flip.

- You're the one guy who really has

his heart in the right place.

- I did wanna help Flip,

but there's another reason I didn't tell you guys.

Charlie's moving back to Tennessee.

both: What?

- So young Lincoln told them everything,

about his deal with Flip and his quest

for the everlasting emerald.

And how he needed to give it to Charlie before she left.

- So she wouldn't forget him.

- But things weren't looking good.

It's over. Charlie's gonna leave and never remember me.

- Hey, wait a minute.

We can still do this.

- Yeah, Charity Week isn't over yet.

- We can save Flip's.

- And get Lincoln his emerald.

- That'll never work.

We only have until sundown.

- We can use all of our talents to help raise the money.

Leni's right.

- Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

all: Loud-A-Palooza!

[screaming]

- Yeah, Loud-A-Palooza!

[angelic chorus]

- We're gonna take all our talents, put on a show,

and everyone in town is gonna buy a ticket.

- Yes! [cheering]

[music stops]

- Good luck.

I'm gonna destroy Flip's, and along with it,

your precious emerald.

Because from what I've seen...

talent doesn't run in this family.

- Well, you haven't met the real Louds.

[playing guitar riff]

♪ ♪

- Did someone say Loud-A-Palooza?

- All right! [cheering]

- Lori!

- You guys didn't think you were gonna do this

without me, did you? [excited chatter]

- Or me.

Heard y'all are putting on a fundraiser.

Thought I could charge a bundle for pony rides

with Lightning Bolt here. - [mouthing]

- Thanks, Liam.

It's show time!

- [chuckling]

[heroic music]

- In true Loud family fashion, everybody came

together to get the job done.

- Are you ready to rock?

- Loud-A-Palooza was in full swing.

- Royal Woods, are you ready to save Flip's?

[cheering]

- All right, we've got three hours to raise $,.

Clyde was making sure Charlie's bus

wasn't going anywhere.

- Three pairs of shorts

for a two-day trip, huh?

- I wear mostly shorts.

- You wear mostly shorts?

So why don't you go wear 'em over there?

♪ ♪

I don't know how much longer I can stall this bus.

Are you almost here?

- Yes, I just have to do one last thing,

put on an entire fundraiser.

[crowd cheering]

[playing upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you all for coming.

We're gonna keep Flip's Food and Fuel

right where it belongs.

- Yeah!

- Let's get Loud!

♪ One, two ♪

all: ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

- ♪ This is the greatest town in history ♪

♪ It's the only place to get a Flippy ♪

♪ So everyone in Royal Woods, dig deep and give ♪

♪ Like you know you should ♪

all: ♪ 'Cause there's no place like Flip's ♪

- Who?

all: ♪ There's no place like Flip's ♪

- That's me!

all: ♪ So give all you can and shake those hips ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place, no place like Flip's ♪

- Would you be interested in making a small contribution

to help save Flip's?

- I will take your credit card information

after I text this code to prove you are not a robot.

- Lightning Bolt did a number two.

- Looks more like a number four to me.

How are the pony rides going?

- Swell.

- How many rides have you given?

- Just two.

But I'm charging , bucks per ride.

- ♪ At Flip's, you can buy new t-shirts ♪

- I like this one. Oh, no, no, no, this one.

I'll take 'em all.

- ♪ You can even buy a bucket a dirt ♪

- I'll sell anything if you pay me.

- Hey, wanna watch me eat a bug?

- How much does that cost?

- You're gonna pay me?

♪ ♪

all: ♪ The bathroom always smells like poop ♪

- ♪ And if you have a sports team ♪

all: ♪ Flip's will sponsor you ♪

- Not true. You think I got that kinda money?

- I bet you can't even hit the target.

- Time to get wet, kid.

- Yeah, right.

Nice sh*t.

- Who's next?

- b*at me at golf. Win a prize.

- I don't see any prizes.

- You're not gonna b*at me.

- Wow.

- Thank you very much.

- ♪ We gotta give ♪

♪ It ain't even funny ♪

♪ So don't be a hack ♪

♪ And don't be a dummy ♪

I say tomato. You say--

- Cadaver.

- I say potato, you say--

- Cadaver.

- Potato cadaver, classic.

- Give money now.

- ♪ Flip's is a place like no other ♪

all: ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ So let's all come together to b*at his mean brother ♪

- You're never gonna win.

You've been a loser your whole life.

You're still a loser.

Do you provide vacuuming?

[sprays]

- All righty, folks.

We're gonna go through them suitcases one more time.

[all groaning]

- All right, here we go. Just grab one right there.

Let's see some donations.

[clanging cow bell]

- That's my husband!

♪ ♪

- ♪ We're helping Flip 'cause he means the world ♪

♪ Plus help our brother Lincoln go and get that girl ♪

♪ So let us hear you shout and everyone sing ♪

♪ Let's save Flip's and get that sugary bling ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place like Flip's ♪

♪ There's no place like Flip's ♪

♪ So give all you can and shake those hips 'cause there's ♪

♪ No place, no place like Flip's ♪

- ♪ Place like Flip's ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ No place like Flip's ♪

[cheering]

- ♪ Flippity, flippity, flippity Flip's, yeah ♪

♪ And fuel ♪

You're welcome. [cheering]

- OK, what is the final tally?

[counter fluttering]

[beep] - $,.

[all groan]

We are short.

[engine starts]

- I'm just going to set this to crush--

your dreams!

[dramatic music]

[rumbling]

- Oh, no! The emerald!

- All right, I want all of y'all to try

on y'all's outfits. - What?

- Come on, now. - Wait a minute.

This guy isn't a bus inspector.

He's just a kid.

[all gasping]

- All right, everybody, pack it up.

Let's go, on the bus.

- Does anyone have $?

all: No, we gave you all we had!

[rumbling]

- Flip? Flip?

- This old beauty's gotten me through some tough times.

I don't know if I can part with it.

- Five seconds!

Four, three--

- Oh, all right!

- Two... - [breaks glass]

- One!

- Ha, ha!

- Target reached. Mission accomplished.

[all cheering]

- We did it!

[bell ringing]

- Curses!

I'll get you one day, Philip!

- It's over, Walter.

Hit the showers.

- Ahh!

[all cheering]

- You earned this, son.

I hope it's not too late.

- Not to worry.

My best friend Clyde is stalling that bus.

He's the best best friend a guy could ask for.

- Thanks, Lincoln.

- You're welcome, Clyde.

- Clyde! What are you doing here?

- I couldn't hold the bus any longer.

They're about to leave for Tennessee.

- All you gotta do is take the shortcut

through Knobbler's Woods.

- I can't run that fast.

[horse neighs]

- You can't,

but Lightning Bolt can.

- Hey, little bro, you're a rock star.

You gotta look like one.

[hopeful music]

- I think he should wear a helmet.

- Let's do this, Lightning Bolt.

[cheering]

both: That's my boy.

- Go, Lightning Bolt! Go!

♪ ♪

- Cool, a horsey.

- Don't just focus on the horsey, Lily.

Focus on the cool guy on it.

Charlie!

[indistinct PA announcement]

Charlie!

- Lincoln!

Stop the bus! [brakes screech]

[exuberant music]

♪ ♪

- I'm so glad you're still here.

I didn't miss you.

But I'm going to miss you every day.

I'm gonna miss your smile, your laugh,

just hanging out together.

- Me too.

- Before you get back on that bus,

I have one question for you.

Charlie Uggo...

will you remember me?

- Yes!

[uplifting music]

♪ ♪

I will never forget you, Lincoln Loud.

all: Aww!

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- So Flip got to keep the Food and Fuel,

and Princess Charlie got her ring.

And she never, ever forgot her true love, Lincoln.

- Did they live happily ever after?

- I hope so.

We'll just have to wait and see.

- ♪ This is the greatest town ♪

♪ In history ♪

♪ It's the only place to get a Flippy ♪

♪ So everyone in Royal Woods ♪

♪ Dig deep and give like you know you should ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place like Flip's ♪

- Who? - ♪ There's no place ♪

♪ Like Flip's ♪ - That's me!

♪ So give all you can ♪

♪ And shake those hips ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place ♪