03x10 - Trouble sh**t!

[bunniefuu]

Narrator: This is the
Evergreen forest.

Quiet, peaceful, serene.

That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.

Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!

♪♪

Yeeeehaaaa!

Yikes!

Yaaaah...
[bam!]

[laughs]
[smash!]

Yeaaaah!

Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.

Broo: [panting]

♪♪

Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...

Cyril Sneer!

[bleep blarp bloop]

And his life would be simple
except for...

the Raccoons!!

♪ [show theme music]

♪♪

♪♪

Narrator: Sometimes our own
imaginations conjure up

ghosts and spirits
that can seem very real

and sometimes we can end up
running away from something

that isn't there at all.

Bert: Ahhh!

Cedric: Cut it out, Bert!

Why do you have to
tell ghost stories,

when we are heading
to the Clubhouse

to spend the
night alone..

in the dark.

Alone!

Bert: [giggles] You
don't really believe ghosts,

do you, Cedric?

♪♪

And then, just
before the sun rose,

the ghosts made
a final visit.

People in the village heard the
clanking of chains

and blood curdling screams.

[screams]

The Banshee! It's got me!

Help! Help!

Cedric: [giggles] Look, Bert,

it's just a branch.

Bert: Oh, oh ya!

He-he, oh!

Come on.

Here we are, Cedric.

Cedric, there's
someone in there!

Cedric: Or s-s-something!

Broo: [barking]

Bert: Broo!?

♪♪

Cedric: That's not
going to do much good

against a g-g-ghost, Bert.

[door squeaks]
Cedric: [gasps]

Broo: [barking]

Bert: Broo, I'll save you!

[struggling/shouting]

I got it! I got it!

Get the lights, Cedric!

Ow!

Huh? Bentley?!

Bentley: Bert!

♪♪

Cyril: Computers?!
Who needs them!

I don't know how I let
you talk me into this?

Pig: But boss, you can't run a
business without computers.

They can do your books.

They can make your
investment decisions,

predict the stock market,

um... keep your recipes.

Pig 2: Hi-hi! They do
everything for you.

Pig 3: Yes, and they
never ever make mistakes.

Cyril: That will be
a refreshing change

from you three overfed foul-ups!

Get busy!

I want this thing
working pronto!

Cedric: Bentley, do you
want chocolate pudding

with your waffles?

Bentley: I don't care.

Bert: You don't seem
to care very much

about anything
right now, Bentley.

Bentley: Don't
you start too, Bert.

That's why I ran away.

My parents are always
on my back!

And my teachers!

And the principal.

Bert: Your parents
have got to be worried.

Why don't you call them?

Bentley: What's the
point of running away,

if I've got to
call my parents?

I don't want them
to know, where I am.

I don't want anyone to know;

especially aunt Melissa
and uncle Ralph.

Promise?

Bert: Gee, Bentley,
I don't know.

Bentley: Promise!

Bert: Oh, ok!

I won't tell anyone. Promise.

[loud ringing]
Bert: Aaaaaagh!

Cedric: Chow time!

[giggles]

Pig 2: There, we've got the I/O

interfaced with the serial port.

Cyril: Too bad! Can you fix it?

Pig 3: Ah, [giggles]
He means, it's on, Sir.

Cyril: In what language?

Pig 3: There's one of these in
every room in the house, Sir.

All connected to
the master computer.

Pig 2: You can control
everything in the house

from any terminal:

electrical system,

security,

even the lawn sprinklers.

Pig 3: Watch this, boss!

Computer, activate
security system.

Computer: [bleep, blarp, bloop]

[loud rumbling]

Activated!

Pig: Impressive, eh, boss?

Computer, security system off.

Computer: [bleep, blarp, bloop]

[loud rumble]

Cyril: Hey, that's
pretty good.

This thing has
possibilities.

Now get back to work.

I want that gold inventory
on my desk tomorrow.

Pigs: Yes, Sir!

[hoofs tapping]

Pigs: [laughing]

Pig: The computer finished
the inventory hours ago.

Pig 2: So we can take
the afternoon off.

Pigs: [laughing]

♪♪

Bert: Well, let's see now.
What would Bentley like?

Hmm.. Ah, 'Plant Science'.

Hm, not bad.

'Wonders of Chemistry'.

Hey, these will do.

Ralph: Hi, Bert.
What have you got there?

Bert: Oh! Um-oh-eh..
just a few provisions.

Um, yeah! The stockpile
at the old Clubhouse

is running low, you know.

Ralph: Don't forget your
story for today's Standard

has to be finished
by this afternoon.

Bert: As good as
written, Ralph.

♪♪

How's Bentley
holding up, Cedric?

Cedric: He still won't talk
about going home, Bert.

Bert: Well, don't worry.

I'll get him to go home.

You just got to know
how to handle kids.

Firmness and understanding,

that's all it takes.

Here you are, Bentley,

this should keep you
going for a while.

Hey, I even brought some books
I thought, you might like.

Bentley: Thanks
a lot, Bert.

You are a real...

College Mathematics?

You talked to my
parents, didn't you?!

And they told you,
didn't they?

And you promised!!!

Bert: I-I don't know what you
are talking about, Bentley.

Bentley: Sure, then how did you
know about the mathematics?

You were just trying
to make me feel guilty.

Bert: W-wh-wh about what?

Hey, did you fail
math or something?

Bentley: As if you didn't know.

Breaking into the school system
was easy with my computer.

So, what if I gave
myself a better mark?

I wanted to be first!

So I cheated.

Big deal!

So now you know,
why I ran away.

I'm a...criminal.

And I don't care!!

♪♪
[crow cawing]

Pig: Ah, this is the life.

Pig 2: Well, we're
done on this side.

Pig: What did we ever do
before we got this computer?

Pig 3: Ah! Too much!

Pigs: [laughing]

Pig: I wonder where the boss is?

Computer, where is the boss?

Cyril: ♪ I dream of money,
that I'll never share. ♪

Pig 2: The boss can't
even sneak up on us now.

There is only one thing we
need to make life perfect.

A raise!

Pig: And I know
just how to get one.

Pig 2: Oh boy, I love it,
when you get an idea.

Cedric: We could use some help
with these dishes, Bentley.

Bentley: Oh, lay off!

I don't have to do
anything, I don't want to.

Bert: Ok, I've
had enough of this!

Big tough guy, huh!

Cedric: Shhh, he'll hear you.

Bert: Doesn't need anybody.

Makes a mistake and
then can't face up to it.

Runs away!

Cedric: Bert, remember,
understanding.

Bert: This has got to be said.

So you want a life on
the road, eh Bentley?

No home, no
family, no friends,

you want to be a,
a fugitive, right?

Bentley: That's right.
A fugitive.

Bert: Never knowing if
the next person you see

is gonna put the finger
on you and say,

'There! That's the kid who
cheeted on his math mark'

Huh, some life!

Is that what you want?

Bentley: Maybe.. maybe not.

What else is there?

Bert: Well..

For starters, come and
help us with the dishes.

We'll figure out
the rest later, ok?

Bentley: Ok, Bert.

Ralph: Bert, we've been
looking all over for you.

Where is that column
you promised me?

Melissa: Bentley!
What are you doing here?

Bentley: Great! You
promised not to tell.

Thanks a lot, Bert!

I can't trust anyone!

Bert: Bentley wait! Bentley!

Melissa: What is going on here?

♪♪

Ralph: Ok, Bentley, I've
talked to your parents

and they are very worried.

They said it's all right for
you to stay here for a while.

I told them you were ok,

but they'd rather
hear it from you.

Bentley: It'd be better off

if they never heard
from me again.

Melissa: That's a terrible
thing to say, Bentley.

Bentley: I think
I'll take a walk.

Bert: I'll go with
you, little buddy.

Bentley: I'd rather
be alone, Bert.

Bert: Don't worry; I'm this
close to straightening him out.

I got a way with kids.

♪♪

♪ I walk along the
empty streets ♪

♪ Got no place to call my own

♪ Feel the darkness fall
around me ♪

♪ Sounding all alone

♪ Every night I ask
the question ♪

♪ Why does it have
to be this way? ♪

♪ Rehearsed the scene
a thousand times ♪

♪ I wanna hear you say

♪ Come on home where
the love is waiting ♪

♪ Come on home, our
love's still strong ♪

♪ Come on home, we're
standing, waiting ♪

♪ Back where you belong

♪ Sometimes in the
dark of night ♪

♪ I will wonder
how you've been ♪

♪ All the time that's
passed us by ♪

♪ Will I see your face again?

♪ We always found
the words to hurt ♪

♪ The words that
drove us far apart ♪

♪ And every time I try
to tell you ♪

♪ I don't know where to start

♪ Where to start

♪ Come on home, where
the love is waiting ♪

♪ Come on home, our
love's still strong ♪

♪ Come on home, we're standing,
waiting ♪

♪ Back where you belong

♪ Come on home

♪

Bentley: [crying]

Pig: Ok, I've called up
the payroll program.

Now all we have
to do is change it,

and give ourselves a raise.

Pig 2: Our first raise...ever!

Hu-huu-hu! I can hardly wait.

Pig 3: [giggles] Isn't it great
to be computer literate?

Pig: He, yeah, hi-hi,

and the boss
will never know.

Cyril: Know what,
you shifty swine?

Pig: Oh no!

[electricity sparking]

Boss!

Computer: Warning! Warning!

This system under att*ck!

Self protection
program in effect.

This building is sealed.
Pig: Huh?

Computer: Destroy all invaders!

Destroy all invaders!
Cyril: Now you've done it,

you half-witted ham hocks!

This gizmo has flipped
it's floppy disks.

Computer: Destroy all invaders!

Cyril: What's it talking about,

there are no invaders!

[sh**ting, blasting]

Pig: The computer
has gone crazy!

Pigs/Cyril: Uaaaaaah!

♪♪

[loud rumble] [slam!]
Cedric: Uah!

Computer: Invader alert!

Invader alert!

Pig 2: Master, Cedric. Ho-ho-ho!

Do something!

The computer has gone bananas!

Cyril: Cedric, this demented
databank has got us trapped!

Get us out of here!

[slam!]

Cedric: Pop!

Uaaaah!

Yeaaaah!

♪♪

Bert: Well, there it is.

A brilliant story on Mr. Mammoth

from the pen
of Bert Raccoon,

ably assisted by the flying
fingers of Bentley Raccoon.

[chuckles] Oh, Ralph
is going to love it.

Cedric: Bert, Bentley come on!

It's Pop.

Something is wrong
with the new computer.

It's trapped them in the house.

Bert: What?

Cyril: Great, I'm a
prisoner in my own home

by a computer no less.

It can do everything, you said.

It never makes
mistakes, you said.

Pig: [laughs] Just a few
bugs in the system, Sir.

Cyril: And you bug brains
programmed the system.

I'll reprogram you,
when we get out of here!

Now get on that phone
and get us some help!

[hoofs tapping]

Pig: Hello! Oh my,
is anybody there?

We need help!

Cyril: Pronto!
Pig: Pronto!

Computer: Self-protection
program still in effect!

Communications frozen!

Locate and destroy invaders!

Pig: I think it's
still mad at us, boss.

Pig 2: It's hopeless, boss.

The computer controls every
system in the house.

No one can get in or out.

Computer: Locate invaders!

Locate invaders!

Bentley: I think I can
shut down the computer,

but I've got to get
into the system somehow.

Hey, that telephone line
would do it.

Bert: Well, let's go, men.

[laser blasting]

All: Yeaaah..

Cyril: This is the
height of cowardess!

Sneaking out of my own basement.

And remember,
I'm going first.

Aaaaahh!
[bam!]

I've told you pitiful
porkers a thousand times,

don't leave your
hockey equipment

at the bottom of the stairs!

Pig: O-oh!

Computer: Invaders found!

Invaders found!

Cyril: [nervous chuckle]

Peace?

[zap zap!]

Pigs/Cyril: Aaah! Oh-oooh!

Ah-oh-eh-ah!
[blasting]

[slam!]

Pigs: [heavy breathing]

Pig: Uh-oh-uh!

[loud rumble]
[slam!]

Cyril: What?!

Pig 1: Uh-oh!
Pig 2: Oh no! Help!

Pigs: Somebody help! Heeeelp!

[blast!]
Bert: Auuuuu!

Phew, made it!

But my sweater will
never be the same.

[blast]

[keyboard clicking]

Bentley: All right,
I'm inside the system.

Let's see if we can find them
on the security camera.

[system beeping]

Cedric: Pop!

[system beeping]

Pop! Oh no!

[keyboard clicking]

[bleep-blaaa....]

Bentley: That's
one bank shut down.

Cedric: Hurry, Bentley!

Cyril: Of course you
realise you've pawned

your last chance of
ever getting a raise!

Pig: Seems fair to us, Sir.

[keyboard clicking]

[bleep-blaaa....]

[loud creaking]

Bert/Cedric: Yah, Bentley!
Cedric: You did it!

Pigs/Cyril: [coughing]

Cedric: Am I glad to see you!

Cyril: W-wh-what happened?

Cedric: Bentley broke
into your computer

and turned the whole system off.

Pretty good, eh?

Cyril: Pretty good?
That's brilliant!

Bentley, my boy,
you've got a great talent.

Cedric: Yeah! He's got a real
feel for computers, Pop.

There aren't many like Bentley!

Cyril: I can see that.

Bentley, as soon as
you finish school,

I want you to come
and work for me.

What's the matter with him?

Cedric: He's a bit sensitive
about school right now.

I'll tell you later, Pop.

Ralph: Admit it, Bert,
it's too crowded.

Melissa: We just
don't have enough room.

Bert: I guess, you are right.

Somebody has got to go.

Ralph: Then we are
agreed, he's out.

Melissa: Don't worry, Bert,
it's a great story.

We'll put it in
the next edition.

Bentley: Dear Bert, I overheard
you talking to Ralph and Melissa

and you're right.

I don't blame you for not
wanting me around,

so I guess I'll move on.

I won't be in your way anymore.

See you sometime.. maybe.

Bentley.

♪♪

Cedric: Oh no, poor Bentley!

Melissa: I don't know,
where he got the idea

we don't want him around.

Bert: We'll have a better
chance of finding him,

if we split up.

Cyril: What is this?

A Raccoon convention?

Cedric: No time to explain, Pop.

Melissa: Bentley! Bentley!
Ralph: Beeeentleyyy!

Bert: Beeeentleeeyyy!

♪♪

Cedric: Bentley!

Melissa: Beeentleeeeyy!

Cyril: I thought I might
find you along here.

Going somewhere?

Bentley: Huh? Oh,
just away, Mr. Sneer.

Cyril: I see.
You're running away

because you cheated at school.

Bentley: How do you know?

Cyril: Never mind that.

The point is, the only thing
you're running away from

is yourself.

That doesn't work, because
no matter where you go,

there you are.

I want to tell you a
story about a kid, I knew.

He ran away once.

He thought he could make it on
his own without friends,

without parents,

without a home

and do you know what?

Bentley: Ya, ya, I've
heard it all before.

He ended up poor
and homeless, right?

Cyril: Wrong!

He's a millionaire, but
there were a lot of lost

and lonely years
before he made it.

And as nice as money is,

it can't buy back those years.

Am I getting through?

Bentley: I.. I guess so.

Cyril: You might think
you're tough and brave

running away, but believe me,

it takes more courage to
face up to your mistakes.

Turn back while
there is still time.

Don't be like the kid
in the story, Bentley.

Bentley: Was that
kid you, Mr. Sneer?

♪♪

[phone ringing]

Cyril: Sneer here.

Ya, he's here too,
like I promised.

Bentley: Hello?

Mom, Dad?

I'm fine...and you?

Yes, I'm sorry.

I.. I love you too.

♪♪

[blows his nose]

[sobs]

Melissa: There's no trace
of Bentley anywhere!

[car revving]

Bert: Bentley, you're all right!

Bentley: I've never been better.

I just talked to mom and dad.

Everything's going
to be all right.

We're going to work things out.

I just have to get a few
things I left behind,

then I can go home.

Bert: But Cyril?!

H-how did you.. I mean,
w-wh-what did you?

Cyril: Let's just say, I think

we parents should
stick together.

We need all the help we can get.

Come on kid, we
don't have all day.

It's a long drive
to your parent's home.

Bert: Hm, can you b*at that?

Bentley: Bye and thanks a lot!

Narrator: Sometimes we all try
to run away from our problems,

but if we turn and face them,

those problems can be solved

with a little time,

a little courage

and a little help
from our friends.

Bert: Anyway, Bentley's been
grounded for a month

and he's got to stay after
school every day

for the rest of the term.

Melissa: Ouch!

Bert: He says he doesn't mind,

because it's better than the
life of a fugitive on the run.

Then Bentley says, please
call Mr. Sneer to tell him

everything is all right now.

I'm not going to be
like that other kid.

♪ [show theme music]

♪♪

♪ When darkness falls

♪♪

♪ Leaving shadows in the night

♪♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪♪

♪ Wipe that fear from
your eyes ♪

♪♪

♪ The desperate love

♪♪

♪ Keeps on driving you wrong

♪♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪♪

♪ You're not alone

♪♪

♪ You can run with us

♪♪

♪ We've got everything
you need ♪

♪ Run with us

♪♪

♪ We are free

♪♪

♪ Come with us

♪♪

♪ I see passion in your eyes

♪ Run with us

♪♪